Daily Dad Jokes (20 May 2024)
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Episode Transcript
Where did Noah put all the bees in his arc
in the archives?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Where are Asian bees from Stingapore?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What do you call a bee from America? A usb?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Was was sabi? A man walks into a pet store
and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts
thirteen bees out onto the counter. That's one too many,
says the customer. The clerk replies, it's a freebie.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What do you call a bee who can't make up
his mind? A maybe?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Beckers have the prettiest eyes because beauty is in the
eye of the beholder.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why do bees have sticky hair because they use honeycombs?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Why are bees so bad at public speaking? They always
bumble their words.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit covered
in bee stings and smelling like honey, you know she's
a keeper.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
What do bees say to bees that are naughty? Beehive?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
We'll continue with more dad humor after this quick pause.
Where do bees urinate BP?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What kind of haircut does it beget a buzz cut?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
My neighbor's bees are stealing pollen from my flowers. I'm
going to set up a sting operation to catch them
yellow handed.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Someone filled a pinata with bees. Total buzz killed.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
When bees move into a new hive, how do they
celebrate a house swarming party?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Whenever my dad is stressed, he breaks into hives. Know
why he takes it out on bees? There was an
existential crisis in the hive. The queen buzzed to be
or not to be? That is the question. Why did
the socialist bees overthrow their queen? She was part of
(03:19):
the bourgeois bees.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I thought the lecture about stingless male bees that have
the role of meeting with the queen and do not
gather nectar or pollen would be exciting, but it was not.
The professor droned on and on for two hours.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What do you call an angry bee? A cross pollinator?
I'm Bob Jeffey and.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the beelist Dad Jokes for
World b Day. We're on a mission to spread the
laughs and groans far and wide. So please do us
a favorite and share just one of these jokes with
your family and friends today. Thanks. Want the perfect dad gift,
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(04:38):
Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the
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This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.
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