October 5, 2023 • 22 mins
When Buywell's regional manager, Don Tower, has a heart attack, Jerry prepares for a promotion and trains one of his employees to succeed him as store manager. The Senate drops its dress code, Rupert Murdoch steps down from Fox News, and more. And if you listen carefully you might recognize the voice of a very special guest.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Attention Shoppers.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about
a fictional big box store. Any similarity to real stores
or real people. This completely coincidental, and that is why
you should not point the price guns at customer heads
or at each other's heads. Okay, so now I have
(00:25):
a really, really big announcement. It's it's kind of a
sad announcement. Yo, I will be leaving the store soon.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
They finally fired him.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I knew it. I could see it coming.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Did you get canceled?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, I'm not canceled, Timbo.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Now, Jerry, is this about how you walked around the
store with your fly down for a full day?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, Liz, that is not what it's about. Any I
really don't appreciate that. When you, guys hear I'm leaving,
you all assume I've been fired. Okay, the zipper incident
was handled by corporate.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We had that hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All of you were allowed to give your testimony, and
I was completely exonerated.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Stas lewis nothing we don't say by everything.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
By Look, guys, the reason I'm leaving the store is
I'm about to be promoted to the regional manager position.
It seems that the current regional manager of our district,
you know that guy, Don Tower, it looks like he
has had a heart attack and he has gone into
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the hospital.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
And oh yeah, all right, is he Okay, he is
not dead.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
He is not dead, but he could become dead. It's
it's unclear right now.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It looks like, given the situation, I will have to
step up and take the regional manager position.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Don Tower is.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
The greatest guy. He bought like one thousand dollars worth
of my girls girl Scout cookies and they were little.
He's diabetic.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Don Tower single handedly funded my GoFundMe when I got
a hurry up from deadlifting too hard.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He supported me on the pride parade. That was just
me and four other guys.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
He's the godfather of my kids.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, yeah, you know what Don is great.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
There's only three white people's picture in my grandmother's house, JFK,
Jesus and Don Tower.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, Well, he's a great guy. We can all agree.
He's just like such a great guy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And look, I mean, you know, things change.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You know, it's time for me to step up and
become a regional manager in his place.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Probably you'll never take his place.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I'll take his job, though, I'll take his job.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Robert, Well, who's coming in to take your job?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, it looks like with a short time we have,
I'm gonna have to groom one of you to take
my place.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Jerry, don't use the word groom. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I'm interested in upward mobility. What sort of like numbers
are we talking here? Why are you pulling in?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's really not something that I'm I'm allowed to divulge.
I mean, once you are offering google don't google it.
Don't don't google it.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
You make one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
A year, you make six figures.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
What are you spending your money on?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I uh, well, I have a mortgage.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
One hundred k. With them shoes, you are not gonna
feel those shoes at don Tower.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I actually am buying new clothes, Arnold. I'm gonna buy
an entirely new outfit and some new ties as well.
All your ties are fat as hell.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now I'm gonna get some skinny ties.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I guess I'm just gonna have to think about which
of you deserves the store manager position.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This, when I am regional manager.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
These personal attacks and insults will stop. I am going
to be keeping a tight ship for the region and
I will brooking no defiance.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Thank you bye.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Did you guys see we just got a new shipment
of something in called the Pinkets. It's pants and a
blanket like a snuggie for just your lower half.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, good lord. People do not take pride in their
appearance anymore. When I was young, depression with something you
tried to have.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well, now everyone is just chill axing arnolds. The Senate
just got rid of their dress code too. They don't
even have to wear suits anymore. They changed it because
that John Fetterman guy was showing up in shorts and
a hoodie all the time. You know, that's our senator.
I mean I voted for him. I voted for him.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
John Vettererman doesn't want to wear a suit, and John
Vetterman doesn't have to wear a suit, and nobody had
the balls to tell him to stop, because he's seven
feet tall and looks like a Klingon and probably knows
mma or like cah wah whatever it is that Klingons
do with those sick double edged swords.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
That fool looks like a talking trash can out assessme, Street,
do not blame me. I voted for doctor Oz. He
might have done some experiments on puppies and sold worthless
pills to cancer boys, but he did it looking like
a goddamn professional.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I just wish there was a dress code where I
couldn't see any of them. I want Ted cruise in
a burka, you know what I mean. Want McConnell just
to be rolled into the Senate floor in a carpet.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Some of these damn senators you don't know what they're
gonna be wearing coming into Congress. Lindsey Graham I know him.
I know him and his friends from down in Charleston.
Mark my words. He is gonna show up with a ballgag.
He's gonna show up with a harness. There's gonna be
a little puppy tail stuck in his butt talking about
some war on terror.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I would love to see that, actually, Arnold, I would
pay to see that. When it comes to Fetterman, though,
you have to admit, he's the perfect representative for our state.
I mean, if Pennsylvania was a guy, he would definitely
be a WWE character wearing jorts and a car heart.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, what did you expect him to wear?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
John Fetterman, Nobody cares about him wearing a suit except
for that one big and tall store and Wes ready,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
He was keeping them alive.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
And if we're gonna loosen up the dress code, let's
make it useful. You know, we should get Mitch McConnell
a T shirt that says your name is Mitch McConnell.
You are a senator from Kentucky. The year's twenty twenty three.
His name is Elame. Maybe make it reverse so that
when he looks in the mirror he can read it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
By Oh, sweet heavens Now, he has really gone and
done it. He's gone too far this time.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Let me guess, Joe, Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
He's letting five hundred thousand Venezuelan immigrants into the country
with work permits. Venezuela doesn't even share a border with
the US. These are non contiguous foreign workers. God knows,
we had enough trouble with Alaska.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Do the Pittsburgh pirates know this? Are Venezuela's like Dominicans,
Because if they are, then they definitely have to have
five golden Glove shortstops in there, and they not even
gonna need fake versatifty.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
This is a great idea.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Do you know how many Fogo to Child's we're about
to have. It's a Venezuelan restaurant where the meat is unlimited,
you know, like like a mimosa, but it's like a
bottomless mimosa of meat, like a meat mosa.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Timbo, bless your heart. Fogo to Chow is Brazilian, and honey,
there is no meat mosa that is bottomless.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Bazillion, never mind keep them out.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, as far as I can see it from my analysis,
and I have been analyzing it, you cannot just let
all the Venezuelans in, No, honey, you have to take
advantage of the crisis and only pick the best and brightest,
Like when we were smart and wise enough to steal
all those Nazi scientists after World War Two, got Werner
von Brown, We got all the good Nazis. We brought
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them over here. It's time make America great again. They
keep saying it. Let's take these Venezuelans and ride them
up straight tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
A couple of years ago, I went six months without
finding the job. So it turns out I just need
to pop up from another country and be like, hey,
I'm hungry.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You better have a problem with it, because you're gonna
wake up one day and this bywall is gonna be
called el comprobienne because these are the jobs they're coming for.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
After what these people have been through, they deserve to
take my job. They walk from South America to Texas.
Sometimes I get in my car to drive to my mailbox.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well so I told him I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Oh man, Jerry, can I be real with you for
a second, sure, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Like no, homo, but I've always seen you as a.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Mentor, right, Yeah, I have a dad, and my dad
is also great, But like you're like way up there, Well.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's really nice, Timbo. It's yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Love being your store dad, and it's gonna take someone
really big to replace you. And I feel like I
feel like that could be me, and not just because
like my muscle to fat ratio is insane, but also
like I have some really great ideas if.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
You want to, if you want to hear them.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Actually kind of busy right now, so I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sure that hi, yo, Lis Robert Timbo's up mm hmmm, Jerry,
would you mind if I speak to you in private
over here by the dashing cast for just a much Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You look around here. There is a power vacuum in
your absence. Look around at the candidates that are possible here. Honey,
Let's be real. Liz is a socialist. She does not
believe in free commerce. She will turn this place into
some damn soup kitchen for the non binary team.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well, look, I love Robert to death. He is a
good worker, but he's better at working with his hands,
if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Honey.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm not even sure I'm allowed to have this conversation, so.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Trust me, whatever you do, do not give this job
of store manager to Timbo's okay, that boy has some
type of brain damage.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Some of these are good points, so you think probably
the person I should give it to is you.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I didn't say it, honey, but just so you know,
I was recording this conversation and I did get you
pan that on audio, so.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You're recording me again. Listen, Arnold, I really don't appreciate
you've done that several times. Please do not report our conversation.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Hey, Jerry, if I can get you to just step
over to my laptop here for a second. I have
a little bit of info i'd like to share with you,
just a quick PowerPoint presentation I whipped up. Wow, I'm
pretty proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Uh perestional.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Here's the deal, Jerr, women earn eighty two percent of
what men earn. Be an ally, Jerry, we need you, Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Okay, Well at it feels like homework.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Next slide, another point. I am the only by Well
team lead with a college degree.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, so that was in wasn't that in art history?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Though?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I'm just I promise you I have what it takes.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, thank you for Wait wait.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Jerry, Jerry, the last page is just so like quick
collage of pictures of you. I don't want you to
miss that part.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Boy, I Liz did a really professional power point.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Everybody, Well, Robert, you.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Have anything you'd like to add? Since I'm here in
the break room rapping with.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
You getting the low down, don't don't talk like that, okay, Jerry. Look,
you don't have to worry about it, man. I've already
started managing the store. I got grocery giving out free
beers because people buy more when they're drunk. I'm turning
the electronics into a VIP section. We have bottle girls.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And bottle girls.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
You remember that show Who Supermarket Sweep. Sure.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, So I just look at a section of the
store that's low traffic and I'd be like, hey, for
the next fifteen seconds, forty percent off in kitchen wears,
and I just watch them go and they go crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Actually, I mean, I'm not sure about the bottle service VIP.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Room, but Jerry, I just stepped outside over in the
meat section. There was a baby out there sucking on
a Miller highlight.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
There was just so y'all know that that baby came
in with that beer.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I can't believe Jerry is going to leave the store.
It's an end of an ear.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
You worked here for two more.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Two months could be an era.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Robert Well, it is very sad when any leader has
to step down, leasten Rupert Murdoch. He's stepping down as
the head of Fox News. He did so much to
help this country so much. Who would have ever thought
that an Australian would be our greatest living American ninety
two years old?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Is this important?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
To white people like, are y'all gonna argue about which
Fox News was better pre and post Murdoch? Is this
like y'all version of like the two aunt vivs on
Fresh Prince.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Robert original aunt VIVI is obviously clearly superior.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm og yeah, thank you, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
I don't think this is the same thing. I would
have loved to have been there when Rupert Murdock stepped down,
just so I could have pushed him down the rest
of the steps.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
He retired from Fox News, but I bet he didn't
retire from racism. His Venezuelan home nurses are about to
be very upset.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Well, that is curious timing, isn't it If they brought
four hundred and seventy thousand over just right now to
take care of Rupert Murdoch.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
I don't think it's curious at all, Arnold. I think
if you start connecting the do you will see that
whenever we let people in from another country, someone in
the head of the media steps down mysteriously, or dies mysteriously,
or passes the company off to their son mysteriously.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I swear to God, Timbo, your mama dropped you on
your head.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I blame science for him even lasting this long. Without
blood transfusions and groundbreaking heart treatments, that demonic bag of
bones would have turned to ash ages ago.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, say what you want about Fox News, Liz. You
can talk and talk and talk, but it has the
highest ratings of any network on television. And honey, how
can something that is successful be bad? I'll say this
his shthead Sons better not mess up my Fox News.
That is my favorite program. It's just like the Applebee's
by my house when they came under new management. Let
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me tell you, those sizzling faitas do not shimmer the
way they used to.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh okay, I get it now.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
This is like all the shows on HBO with the
family fighting for control exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Rob and I feel like he just watched an episode
of Succession where his character dies on the toilet from
a stress heart attack and was like, I'm just gonna
give it to Kendall.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
I feel like we should, though, give mad props to Murdoch.
I mean, he mean one of the most successful companies
of all time, so successful that women wanted to come
work for him even though they knew it meant Bill
O'Reilly would touch their butts.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That is my one complaint. Rupert would always pick the beautiful,
glamorous women to be on Fox News, but then he
sat him down next to some gray, lumpy, old potato
of a man. No wonder, there's no gay Republicans. You
drove them all off. Would it hurt so much to
put Ashton Koocher in front of a camera and give
him some premium conservative content. I don't know if it
would move the needle, but honey, it would sure move
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my needle.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Bye.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Ugh. My estranged husband, Jamethy keeps calling me. I do
not have the emotional bandwidth to support him.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Today, and divorce is hard.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
We're just separated. We've been separated for five years, so
things could work out. But I'm also allowed to, you know,
do what I want during the separation, just in case
that's information you need to know to mow. But I
do feel like I need a girls' night like Sophie
Turner and Taylor Swift style.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Oh you mean how Sophie Turner divorced Joe Jonas and
it's suing to have their kids return to England. But
then she went out for a night on the town
with Taylor Swift, who was also Joe Jonas's ex, Robert
what I like Game of Thrones, sands the start, that's
my queen in the North.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Let this be a lesson to men. If you divorce
a woman, she will get together with your ex so
they can both shit talk how small your dick is.
And if one of those exes is Taylor Swift, it's
gonna be on CNN.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I really feel sorry for Joe.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
His ex is talking shit about him with his other
ex and one of them could write a number one
song about it and then get the other one to
act in the video.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's scary, Liz, I know what you're talking about. Some
of these people exes get together exes and they do xes.
I know personally there is a Facebook group of everybody
who's fucked me in the last twenty years, and all transparency.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Honey.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm the moderator of it. I want to see everything
that they're saying.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I don't know who this Sophie Turner is. I don't
know her.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones, so you know
she's good at intrigue in making alliances with queens. He
should just be glad he survived the wedding.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I don't know who this bitch is, but I think
straight people would save themselves a lot of trouble if
they would stop getting married and just take a bunch
of poppers and have foursomes like we do down at Crystal.
In my opinion, Taylor Swift looks like somebody took a
doll and filled it with milk Arnold.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
You better watch what you say. Those swifties will come
for you. They will find that Facebook group, they will
hack it, and they will become the moderators. And you
do not want that.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'm a proud gay gun owner, and if any of
them are gonna come at me, I'm gonna come right
back at them.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
I think that what happened to the Jonas brothers is
that sometimes, like an embryo divides in the womb, but
there's not enough testosterone for like three healthy males, and
so they come out like the Jonahs brothers.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Oh wait, hold on, no, they're not triplets. Huh.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Well, what they are is fade. And I feel bad
for the young people today who think a sexy trio
of brothers is these dainty little Jonas boys. When I
was young, and yes I was once, we had the Beg's.
They were sweaty, they were Australian and they had blow
dried hair and real man names like Barry, like Robin
and Maurice. My only problem is that when they sang
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a woman's man, no time to talk, honey, I could
have fixed that. I never talk by.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And here it is the call from corporate.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
They are going to officially raise me up to regional manager.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Liz.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Would you please put this video call on the TV.
Let's go. I want everybody to see this.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
When did I become your personal at person? Jerriet can't
believe you can't screen share.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Just please just.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Do it, Liz.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, Dawn you are you were on the phone.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I sure am.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
Hey everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
On tower. Great to see y'all.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I just you know, I wanted to just get on
the phone and uh and and let you know that
I'm feeling so much better, and especially.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You, Jerry, thank you.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
It's it's amazing how good I feel.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well. That is just super great, Don, and I'm super happy.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Wow, we really heard you were like on death's door. Don.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I felt like I was on death door.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
I felt like I was having a heart attack, you know,
I mean it was it was really going down, and
then all of a sudden it became clear it wasn't
a heart attack. It was heartburn.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
How is that?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
How was that possible?
Speaker 9 (18:49):
It turns out that my family is predisposed to a
thing called gird g.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
E r D.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
And you know, look, I've I've felt like I was
on door.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I had it all going on.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
My chest didn't feel good, my arm was starting to hurt,
because you know, it gets into your head and you figure, well,
this is this is it?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, we all thought it was it. We really thought
this is it.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
You know, I did do for a minute, but you
know what the doctor said, I've got to cut back
on tomatoes. They're a high acid food and I happen
to have a fabulous Italian meal. Too many tomatoes, I guess.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Wow, I'm feeling fine.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
The good news is I'm going to be resuming my
regional manager duties tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Tomorrow. That's so soon. That's so soon.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Wow, back the way things should be.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
So Jerry, you just stay right where you are then, right.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Why are you sweating so much?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm not. It's kind of a todd in here, Jerry.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
I did want to check in on you in particular,
because you know you you really did seem to take
my illness pretty hard. And I don't know how you
got flowers to my house that quickly. Yeah, I appreciated
the card, uh that you signed. Uh condolences. Condolences, Yes, yeah,
well I I you know, my wife noticed the word,
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you know, as as she would and and uh, it
frightened her and concerned her just a little bit, you know,
so we decided to look it up. Well, we don't
really say condolences about anything, but you know, it's an
expression of sympathy, especially on the occasion of a death.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh my gosh, that's so embarrassing because I did not
think that you were dying or I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I would not wish you to die.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
That's some negative energy.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
We had thought that there was a heart attack, but
then you leapt straight to the death angle.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
You were pacing around in the hallway being like, do
you think it's happened yet?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And we said what do you mean what? And you said,
never mind. And a lot of these.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Guys are such jokers done they're giving me the business.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
They like to bust my balls a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
So everybody everybody stop talking and be quiet except for Don.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
You can see that I'm I'm laughing in a in
a good natured fashion. I'm just gonna let you get
back uh to that uh you know that one store
that you're managing, and uh, hey.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
On my way out, Robert.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Kid's okay, Bobby.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
You're They're gonna be so happy to hear that you're
doing better done. The kids love their birthday gifts. I
didn't even know they made Lego sense that big.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Well, I can't wait to see him. They're great kids
and you're a great dad. So uh carry on. Oh
and hey, look, don't tell anybody, certainly not my wife.
But there is a big, juicy ripe tomato over here
that is just calling my name. And I know what
they said, but I can still indulge.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Enjoy that tomato, Don and don't you choke on it. Okay,
I'm shutting off the call bye.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
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Fast for iHeartMedia, produced by Timothy Furnara. The associate producer
is Wesley Hayes. It is executive produced by Ron Howard,
Brian Grazerkarra Welker, Nathan Cloke and Jared Logan. Editing by
Timothy Furnara, Mixing by j Palizi, casting by Sherry Henderson.
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Original music composed by Alloy Tracks. Liz is played by
Kara klink Rich is played by Kurt Brunneller. Victor is
played by Ross Bryant. Marcia is played by Madison Shepherd.
Arnold is played by James Odomian. Nia is played by
Keisha Zoler, Shilah is played by Suba Argowall, and Jerry
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is played by Jared Logan by
Attention Shoppers.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about
a fictional big box store. Any similarity to real stores
or real people. This completely coincidental, and that is why
you should not point the price guns at customer heads
or at each other's heads. Okay, so now I have
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a really, really big announcement. It's it's kind of a
sad announcement. Yo, I will be leaving the store soon.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
They finally fired him.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I knew it. I could see it coming.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Did you get canceled?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, I'm not canceled, Timbo.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Now, Jerry, is this about how you walked around the
store with your fly down for a full day?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, Liz, that is not what it's about. Any I
really don't appreciate that. When you, guys hear I'm leaving,
you all assume I've been fired. Okay, the zipper incident
was handled by corporate.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We had that hearing.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All of you were allowed to give your testimony, and
I was completely exonerated.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Stas lewis nothing we don't say by everything.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
By Look, guys, the reason I'm leaving the store is
I'm about to be promoted to the regional manager position.
It seems that the current regional manager of our district,
you know that guy, Don Tower, it looks like he
has had a heart attack and he has gone into
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the hospital.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
And oh yeah, all right, is he Okay, he is
not dead.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
He is not dead, but he could become dead. It's
it's unclear right now.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It looks like, given the situation, I will have to
step up and take the regional manager position.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Don Tower is.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
The greatest guy. He bought like one thousand dollars worth
of my girls girl Scout cookies and they were little.
He's diabetic.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Don Tower single handedly funded my GoFundMe when I got
a hurry up from deadlifting too hard.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He supported me on the pride parade. That was just
me and four other guys.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
He's the godfather of my kids.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, yeah, you know what Don is great.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
There's only three white people's picture in my grandmother's house, JFK,
Jesus and Don Tower.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, Well, he's a great guy. We can all agree.
He's just like such a great guy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And look, I mean, you know, things change.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You know, it's time for me to step up and
become a regional manager in his place.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Probably you'll never take his place.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I'll take his job, though, I'll take his job.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Robert, Well, who's coming in to take your job?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, it looks like with a short time we have,
I'm gonna have to groom one of you to take
my place.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Jerry, don't use the word groom. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
I'm interested in upward mobility. What sort of like numbers
are we talking here? Why are you pulling in?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's really not something that I'm I'm allowed to divulge.
I mean, once you are offering google don't google it.
Don't don't google it.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
You make one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
A year, you make six figures.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
What are you spending your money on?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I uh, well, I have a mortgage.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
One hundred k. With them shoes, you are not gonna
feel those shoes at don Tower.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I actually am buying new clothes, Arnold. I'm gonna buy
an entirely new outfit and some new ties as well.
All your ties are fat as hell.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now I'm gonna get some skinny ties.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I guess I'm just gonna have to think about which
of you deserves the store manager position.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This, when I am regional manager.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
These personal attacks and insults will stop. I am going
to be keeping a tight ship for the region and
I will brooking no defiance.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Thank you bye.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Did you guys see we just got a new shipment
of something in called the Pinkets. It's pants and a
blanket like a snuggie for just your lower half.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, good lord. People do not take pride in their
appearance anymore. When I was young, depression with something you
tried to have.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well, now everyone is just chill axing arnolds. The Senate
just got rid of their dress code too. They don't
even have to wear suits anymore. They changed it because
that John Fetterman guy was showing up in shorts and
a hoodie all the time. You know, that's our senator.
I mean I voted for him. I voted for him.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
John Vettererman doesn't want to wear a suit, and John
Vetterman doesn't have to wear a suit, and nobody had
the balls to tell him to stop, because he's seven
feet tall and looks like a Klingon and probably knows
mma or like cah wah whatever it is that Klingons
do with those sick double edged swords.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
That fool looks like a talking trash can out assessme, Street,
do not blame me. I voted for doctor Oz. He
might have done some experiments on puppies and sold worthless
pills to cancer boys, but he did it looking like
a goddamn professional.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I just wish there was a dress code where I
couldn't see any of them. I want Ted cruise in
a burka, you know what I mean. Want McConnell just
to be rolled into the Senate floor in a carpet.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Some of these damn senators you don't know what they're
gonna be wearing coming into Congress. Lindsey Graham I know him.
I know him and his friends from down in Charleston.
Mark my words. He is gonna show up with a ballgag.
He's gonna show up with a harness. There's gonna be
a little puppy tail stuck in his butt talking about
some war on terror.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I would love to see that, actually, Arnold, I would
pay to see that. When it comes to Fetterman, though,
you have to admit, he's the perfect representative for our state.
I mean, if Pennsylvania was a guy, he would definitely
be a WWE character wearing jorts and a car heart.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, what did you expect him to wear?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
John Fetterman, Nobody cares about him wearing a suit except
for that one big and tall store and Wes ready,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
He was keeping them alive.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
And if we're gonna loosen up the dress code, let's
make it useful. You know, we should get Mitch McConnell
a T shirt that says your name is Mitch McConnell.
You are a senator from Kentucky. The year's twenty twenty three.
His name is Elame. Maybe make it reverse so that
when he looks in the mirror he can read it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
By Oh, sweet heavens Now, he has really gone and
done it. He's gone too far this time.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Let me guess, Joe, Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
He's letting five hundred thousand Venezuelan immigrants into the country
with work permits. Venezuela doesn't even share a border with
the US. These are non contiguous foreign workers. God knows,
we had enough trouble with Alaska.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Do the Pittsburgh pirates know this? Are Venezuela's like Dominicans,
Because if they are, then they definitely have to have
five golden Glove shortstops in there, and they not even
gonna need fake versatifty.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
This is a great idea.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Do you know how many Fogo to Child's we're about
to have. It's a Venezuelan restaurant where the meat is unlimited,
you know, like like a mimosa, but it's like a
bottomless mimosa of meat, like a meat mosa.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Timbo, bless your heart. Fogo to Chow is Brazilian, and honey,
there is no meat mosa that is bottomless.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Bazillion, never mind keep them out.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, as far as I can see it from my analysis,
and I have been analyzing it, you cannot just let
all the Venezuelans in, No, honey, you have to take
advantage of the crisis and only pick the best and brightest,
Like when we were smart and wise enough to steal
all those Nazi scientists after World War Two, got Werner
von Brown, We got all the good Nazis. We brought
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them over here. It's time make America great again. They
keep saying it. Let's take these Venezuelans and ride them
up straight tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
A couple of years ago, I went six months without
finding the job. So it turns out I just need
to pop up from another country and be like, hey,
I'm hungry.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You better have a problem with it, because you're gonna
wake up one day and this bywall is gonna be
called el comprobienne because these are the jobs they're coming for.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
After what these people have been through, they deserve to
take my job. They walk from South America to Texas.
Sometimes I get in my car to drive to my mailbox.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well so I told him I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Oh man, Jerry, can I be real with you for
a second, sure, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Like no, homo, but I've always seen you as a.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Mentor, right, Yeah, I have a dad, and my dad
is also great, But like you're like way up there, Well.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's really nice, Timbo. It's yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Love being your store dad, and it's gonna take someone
really big to replace you. And I feel like I
feel like that could be me, and not just because
like my muscle to fat ratio is insane, but also
like I have some really great ideas if.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
You want to, if you want to hear them.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Actually kind of busy right now, so I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sure that hi, yo, Lis Robert Timbo's up mm hmmm, Jerry,
would you mind if I speak to you in private
over here by the dashing cast for just a much Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You look around here. There is a power vacuum in
your absence. Look around at the candidates that are possible here. Honey,
Let's be real. Liz is a socialist. She does not
believe in free commerce. She will turn this place into
some damn soup kitchen for the non binary team.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well, look, I love Robert to death. He is a
good worker, but he's better at working with his hands,
if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Honey.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm not even sure I'm allowed to have this conversation, so.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Trust me, whatever you do, do not give this job
of store manager to Timbo's okay, that boy has some
type of brain damage.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Some of these are good points, so you think probably
the person I should give it to is you.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I didn't say it, honey, but just so you know,
I was recording this conversation and I did get you
pan that on audio, so.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You're recording me again. Listen, Arnold, I really don't appreciate
you've done that several times. Please do not report our conversation.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Hey, Jerry, if I can get you to just step
over to my laptop here for a second. I have
a little bit of info i'd like to share with you,
just a quick PowerPoint presentation I whipped up. Wow, I'm
pretty proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Uh perestional.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Here's the deal, Jerr, women earn eighty two percent of
what men earn. Be an ally, Jerry, we need you, Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Okay, Well at it feels like homework.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Next slide, another point. I am the only by Well
team lead with a college degree.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, so that was in wasn't that in art history?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Though?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I'm just I promise you I have what it takes.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, thank you for Wait wait.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Jerry, Jerry, the last page is just so like quick
collage of pictures of you. I don't want you to
miss that part.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Boy, I Liz did a really professional power point.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Everybody, Well, Robert, you.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Have anything you'd like to add? Since I'm here in
the break room rapping with.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
You getting the low down, don't don't talk like that, okay, Jerry. Look,
you don't have to worry about it, man. I've already
started managing the store. I got grocery giving out free
beers because people buy more when they're drunk. I'm turning
the electronics into a VIP section. We have bottle girls.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And bottle girls.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
You remember that show Who Supermarket Sweep. Sure.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah, So I just look at a section of the
store that's low traffic and I'd be like, hey, for
the next fifteen seconds, forty percent off in kitchen wears,
and I just watch them go and they go crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Actually, I mean, I'm not sure about the bottle service VIP.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Room, but Jerry, I just stepped outside over in the
meat section. There was a baby out there sucking on
a Miller highlight.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
There was just so y'all know that that baby came
in with that beer.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I can't believe Jerry is going to leave the store.
It's an end of an ear.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
You worked here for two more.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Two months could be an era.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Robert Well, it is very sad when any leader has
to step down, leasten Rupert Murdoch. He's stepping down as
the head of Fox News. He did so much to
help this country so much. Who would have ever thought
that an Australian would be our greatest living American ninety
two years old?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Is this important?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
To white people like, are y'all gonna argue about which
Fox News was better pre and post Murdoch? Is this
like y'all version of like the two aunt vivs on
Fresh Prince.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Robert original aunt VIVI is obviously clearly superior.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm og yeah, thank you, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
I don't think this is the same thing. I would
have loved to have been there when Rupert Murdock stepped down,
just so I could have pushed him down the rest
of the steps.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
He retired from Fox News, but I bet he didn't
retire from racism. His Venezuelan home nurses are about to
be very upset.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Well, that is curious timing, isn't it If they brought
four hundred and seventy thousand over just right now to
take care of Rupert Murdoch.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
I don't think it's curious at all, Arnold. I think
if you start connecting the do you will see that
whenever we let people in from another country, someone in
the head of the media steps down mysteriously, or dies mysteriously,
or passes the company off to their son mysteriously.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I swear to God, Timbo, your mama dropped you on
your head.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I blame science for him even lasting this long. Without
blood transfusions and groundbreaking heart treatments, that demonic bag of
bones would have turned to ash ages ago.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, say what you want about Fox News, Liz. You
can talk and talk and talk, but it has the
highest ratings of any network on television. And honey, how
can something that is successful be bad? I'll say this
his shthead Sons better not mess up my Fox News.
That is my favorite program. It's just like the Applebee's
by my house when they came under new management. Let
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me tell you, those sizzling faitas do not shimmer the
way they used to.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh okay, I get it now.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
This is like all the shows on HBO with the
family fighting for control exactly.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Rob and I feel like he just watched an episode
of Succession where his character dies on the toilet from
a stress heart attack and was like, I'm just gonna
give it to Kendall.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
I feel like we should, though, give mad props to Murdoch.
I mean, he mean one of the most successful companies
of all time, so successful that women wanted to come
work for him even though they knew it meant Bill
O'Reilly would touch their butts.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That is my one complaint. Rupert would always pick the beautiful,
glamorous women to be on Fox News, but then he
sat him down next to some gray, lumpy, old potato
of a man. No wonder, there's no gay Republicans. You
drove them all off. Would it hurt so much to
put Ashton Koocher in front of a camera and give
him some premium conservative content. I don't know if it
would move the needle, but honey, it would sure move
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my needle.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Bye.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Ugh. My estranged husband, Jamethy keeps calling me. I do
not have the emotional bandwidth to support him.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Today, and divorce is hard.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
We're just separated. We've been separated for five years, so
things could work out. But I'm also allowed to, you know,
do what I want during the separation, just in case
that's information you need to know to mow. But I
do feel like I need a girls' night like Sophie
Turner and Taylor Swift style.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Oh you mean how Sophie Turner divorced Joe Jonas and
it's suing to have their kids return to England. But
then she went out for a night on the town
with Taylor Swift, who was also Joe Jonas's ex, Robert
what I like Game of Thrones, sands the start, that's
my queen in the North.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Let this be a lesson to men. If you divorce
a woman, she will get together with your ex so
they can both shit talk how small your dick is.
And if one of those exes is Taylor Swift, it's
gonna be on CNN.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I really feel sorry for Joe.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
His ex is talking shit about him with his other
ex and one of them could write a number one
song about it and then get the other one to
act in the video.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's scary, Liz, I know what you're talking about. Some
of these people exes get together exes and they do xes.
I know personally there is a Facebook group of everybody
who's fucked me in the last twenty years, and all transparency.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Honey.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm the moderator of it. I want to see everything
that they're saying.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I don't know who this Sophie Turner is. I don't
know her.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones, so you know
she's good at intrigue in making alliances with queens. He
should just be glad he survived the wedding.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I don't know who this bitch is, but I think
straight people would save themselves a lot of trouble if
they would stop getting married and just take a bunch
of poppers and have foursomes like we do down at Crystal.
In my opinion, Taylor Swift looks like somebody took a
doll and filled it with milk Arnold.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
You better watch what you say. Those swifties will come
for you. They will find that Facebook group, they will
hack it, and they will become the moderators. And you
do not want that.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'm a proud gay gun owner, and if any of
them are gonna come at me, I'm gonna come right
back at them.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
I think that what happened to the Jonas brothers is
that sometimes, like an embryo divides in the womb, but
there's not enough testosterone for like three healthy males, and
so they come out like the Jonahs brothers.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Oh wait, hold on, no, they're not triplets. Huh.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Well, what they are is fade. And I feel bad
for the young people today who think a sexy trio
of brothers is these dainty little Jonas boys. When I
was young, and yes I was once, we had the Beg's.
They were sweaty, they were Australian and they had blow
dried hair and real man names like Barry, like Robin
and Maurice. My only problem is that when they sang
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a woman's man, no time to talk, honey, I could
have fixed that. I never talk by.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And here it is the call from corporate.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
They are going to officially raise me up to regional manager.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Liz.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Would you please put this video call on the TV.
Let's go. I want everybody to see this.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
When did I become your personal at person? Jerriet can't
believe you can't screen share.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Just please just.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Do it, Liz.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, Dawn you are you were on the phone.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I sure am.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
Hey everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
On tower. Great to see y'all.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I just you know, I wanted to just get on
the phone and uh and and let you know that
I'm feeling so much better, and especially.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You, Jerry, thank you.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
It's it's amazing how good I feel.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well. That is just super great, Don, and I'm super happy.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Wow, we really heard you were like on death's door. Don.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I felt like I was on death door.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
I felt like I was having a heart attack, you know,
I mean it was it was really going down, and
then all of a sudden it became clear it wasn't
a heart attack. It was heartburn.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
How is that?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
How was that possible?
Speaker 9 (18:49):
It turns out that my family is predisposed to a
thing called gird g.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
E r D.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
And you know, look, I've I've felt like I was
on door.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I had it all going on.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
My chest didn't feel good, my arm was starting to hurt,
because you know, it gets into your head and you figure, well,
this is this is it?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, we all thought it was it. We really thought
this is it.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
You know, I did do for a minute, but you
know what the doctor said, I've got to cut back
on tomatoes. They're a high acid food and I happen
to have a fabulous Italian meal. Too many tomatoes, I guess.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Wow, I'm feeling fine.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
The good news is I'm going to be resuming my
regional manager duties tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Tomorrow. That's so soon. That's so soon.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Wow, back the way things should be.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
So Jerry, you just stay right where you are then, right.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Why are you sweating so much?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm not. It's kind of a todd in here, Jerry.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
I did want to check in on you in particular,
because you know you you really did seem to take
my illness pretty hard. And I don't know how you
got flowers to my house that quickly. Yeah, I appreciated
the card, uh that you signed. Uh condolences. Condolences, Yes, yeah,
well I I you know, my wife noticed the word,
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you know, as as she would and and uh, it
frightened her and concerned her just a little bit, you know,
so we decided to look it up. Well, we don't
really say condolences about anything, but you know, it's an
expression of sympathy, especially on the occasion of a death.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh my gosh, that's so embarrassing because I did not
think that you were dying or I don't know what.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I would not wish you to die.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
That's some negative energy.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
We had thought that there was a heart attack, but
then you leapt straight to the death angle.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
You were pacing around in the hallway being like, do
you think it's happened yet?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And we said what do you mean what? And you said,
never mind. And a lot of these.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Guys are such jokers done they're giving me the business.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
They like to bust my balls a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
So everybody everybody stop talking and be quiet except for Don.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
You can see that I'm I'm laughing in a in
a good natured fashion. I'm just gonna let you get
back uh to that uh you know that one store
that you're managing, and uh, hey.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
On my way out, Robert.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Kid's okay, Bobby.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
You're They're gonna be so happy to hear that you're
doing better done. The kids love their birthday gifts. I
didn't even know they made Lego sense that big.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
Well, I can't wait to see him. They're great kids
and you're a great dad. So uh carry on. Oh
and hey, look, don't tell anybody, certainly not my wife.
But there is a big, juicy ripe tomato over here
that is just calling my name. And I know what
they said, but I can still indulge.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Enjoy that tomato, Don and don't you choke on it. Okay,
I'm shutting off the call bye.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
We Employees Only is Pretty by Imagine Audio and Pretty
Fast for iHeartMedia, produced by Timothy Furnara. The associate producer
is Wesley Hayes. It is executive produced by Ron Howard,
Brian Grazerkarra Welker, Nathan Cloke and Jared Logan. Editing by
Timothy Furnara, Mixing by j Palizi, casting by Sherry Henderson.
(22:20):
Original music composed by Alloy Tracks. Liz is played by
Kara klink Rich is played by Kurt Brunneller. Victor is
played by Ross Bryant. Marcia is played by Madison Shepherd.
Arnold is played by James Odomian. Nia is played by
Keisha Zoler, Shilah is played by Suba Argowall, and Jerry
(22:41):
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