June 29, 2021 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From My arm Radio Common Enemy contendum with TV the
Pal podcast Hey Pal, Hey Pal with Jared and all right,
here we are for another episode of Hey Pal, Mr
davey Pal, Hey Pal. How you feeling. I'm I'm getting
(00:22):
their pal. You're getting there. I'm getting there. You're gonna
You're gonna get there. So last night, uh, just so
that we can fill in our audience members. Last night,
me and you were face timing and you were talking
about story after story as we normally do. You know,
we have nobody else to call, so we just call
each other. Yeah, that is unfortunately true. That is unfortunately true.
(00:42):
Netflix and my Woodie, which would be a blanket, and
you were telling me all these awesome stories and I
said day to Dave, wait stop, stop stop, and you're
like what, like, what's wrong? And I was like save this,
Like let's do an episode where you you tell some
of these epic stories, like you know, the audience deserves
to know these stories, Dave, You've been through. You're looking
at me like I don't know if I want to
(01:03):
tell someone. I don't, but look look to ease the pain,
We'll just tell one epic story and then we'll call
one of our pals. We'll call you know, because we
always got a call pal. We'll call uh, We'll call Tanner.
How's that? Tanner Beard? The winner of Holy Moly. I
think you're mocking a little bit, but you know that
you're excited. Okay, Okay, I love it. He's the champion
(01:25):
of Steph Curry's Holy Moly. I think you're mocking. I
would never mind think I would never mock TV. Never
in a million years. Interesting Tanner Beard, very very Let's
get back to these stories. Okay, thank you for seeing
my last name. Let's get back to these stories. So
I know you told me a bunch of last night.
(01:45):
I want fresh, new ones because I don't want to
hear the same, the same stuff you told me last night.
Can you think of an epic story that you can
tell the audience, because guys, you're infant. Treat this guy.
Dave's stories are beyond epic. They're on steroid. They're so epic.
So Dave hit me. Well listen. First of all, I'd
like to preface this by saying that my stories are
(02:07):
are based in reality, they're not fiction. And it was
funny because when I was younger, my stories were so
outrageous that I always had like photographic evidence or video
evidence because people are like, dude, there's no way that happened,
you know what I mean? And so I always felt
like a need to almost defend myself. And really it's
just from Dave. Can you just get to the stories.
(02:30):
We've both stories for years, and we've cultivated relationships, and
these stories come from cultivating relationships for years and years
and years. I don't know what do you want me
to tell? The story about how Jamie Fox and his
family and I got into Game seven of the NBA
Finals with no tickets, k a story about how I
(02:54):
created I I managed for a night, a band that
was assembled of Johnny Depp, Joe Perry from Aerosmith, Miguel
and Jeremy Piven. Kyle, Uh, Kyle cut it. No, it
was at the opening of the Hard Rocket. To tell
that story of how I got banned from the Playboy Mansion. Kyle, Yes,
(03:19):
we gotta want to hear that. Hold on, Hold on, Dave,
you got banned from the Playboy Mansion. I got banned
from the Playboy Mansion. Okay, then, Mike is all yours.
Dave Osco takeover. Let's go for a year, I got banned. Okay,
well tell us so. Uh, when I was younger and
I was running clubs and working in nightlife and hospitality,
(03:41):
the Playboy Mansion was the place to go. And at
one point, Um, they saw that I had a good
crowd of friends, you know, both celebrities and regular people
that were attractive. They knew that you knew me continue
with the exception of you, because I don't think you
ever went UM and they came to me. So when
(04:02):
they were throwing a lot of these big parties Midsummer
Night's Dream, they're big Halloween party, New Year's Eve, they
gave me a guest list. I had a list and
I could get people. Wait, wait, Dave, you what what
year is this? Uh? This is in the two thousands,
early two thousands, you had your You could make a
guest list to go to Playboy Mansion. Yes, so like
eighty people want to go on your list. They're getting in. Yes,
(04:24):
Holy shit, Kyle, why didn't we know Dave in the
early two thousands? And you know, as this city is
a lot of times there were there were girls that
I wouldn't talk to you for a year, and then
they would they'd call me the day before the party,
of course, and they'd be like, hey, Dave, how's your mom?
And I'd be like, I haven't spoken to you since
last year, Dave. Look if I knew you then I'm
not a girl. And I would have called you after
(04:45):
not talking to you for a year and asked how
your mom was. Okay, So I get where they're going from.
So anyways, that was the big ticket, you know, it
was to be able to go to the legendary Playboy mansion. So, um,
I was dating a girl that in the magazine. Thank you,
it hasn't happened. Really, she was in the magazine. She
was in the magazine. You were, Kyle, how much do
(05:08):
we not know about this guy? Hold on? You were
dating a girl that was in the Playboy in Playboy magazine. Yes,
she's in the magazine. We'll continue and on the cover
at one point. What and um, So we were dating,
we were in love, we were happy, we were together
and uh New Year's Eve, Um, there's a big party
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at the mansion and you know, being like a young
you know, dumb kid, it's like you have your your
midnight kiss at New Year's you know something you and
I haven't experienced with females and probably since the night
leave me out of continue. Well, we know it's true,
and uh, we decided that we wanted it to go
(05:51):
someplace a little more private, you know, maybe have some
We wanted to play in the sandbox, so to speak.
And uh we decided to go playing the sandbox in
Mr Heffner's bedroom. Um, because that's like the holy grail
of you know that famous like round bed or whatever
(06:11):
that everybody like talks about in documentaries and stuff. And
uh so we had sexy time in in uh have
you be You're almost a forty year old man. Let's
let's rewind rewind that part and just just say we
we fornicated. How do you want me to say this
(06:33):
out going out on the air. I understand, be fornicating
is way better than we had sexy time. Okay, Well,
I was trying to say it in a nice way
to charity. I understand. We we we uh the horizontal limbo.
I mean, what do I say it? We had sex,
We had sexy Hugh Heffner's bed. You had sex and
Hugh Hefner's bed, and we got caught and I was
(06:54):
banned from the playboy. Actually, wait, so they find the
guy that they empowered to have his own list. Nobody
else probably have their own list only Dave Osco. I
mean there were a few people. You have your own girlfriend.
I had my own real girlfriend. You have your own
list and your own girlfriend. Okay, not inflatable. And you
go you you're at a house where you don't have
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your own bed, though, and so you just saide, I'm
gonna go like, you didn't want to pick one of
the fifty thousand fucking guest rooms. You just wanted to
go to Hugh Hefner's bed. Jared, what have we learned
doing this show? If you're gonna go for the win,
you go for the That is very true. But you
go to Hugh Hefner's bed, and do you get caught
in the middle? Do you get caught before it happens?
You know, we got caught afterwards, A very very sly
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very smart security guard later in the evening said, son,
come here and take a picture with me by the
wishing well, because there's a wishing well on the property.
And I'm like, sure, like the moron that I am,
and I take a picture with the guy. And the
next day I get a call from my girl's sister
because my girl couldn't even talk to me, and basically said,
you guys are done. You have to break matched you
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from the video, from the picture, from the picture. Yeah,
And that was that. That is wow, Kyle. We that
deserves a little bit of a round. That was a
great st Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, Dave, Dave, Dave.
We were just gonna do one story then go to
Tanner Beard. Let's wait on Tanner Beard a second. Can
we get one more story, one more stor I mean,
(08:22):
we can either get one more story or we can
talk about this a little bit like your therapy session.
Are you okay? Have you talked to that girl since
that day? Uh, we've spoken. We're no longer together, we've spoken.
And does she does she have you saved in her
phone as guy that got me banned from the from
the Playboy Mansion. No, she might have guy that cries
a lot after our breakup. I'm not I'm not. I'm
(08:45):
not sure what I'm stored as. That's fair, all right?
Do you have one more quick story? What about a
story from you? Pal? I I don't have a lot
of adventures and I don't. I don't have a story
like that. That's a that's a great story. Um, I
could tell the story of how uh oh, I've got
a quick story. I got one. Okay, I got one
I can tell Okay, okay, this is a cool one.
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So I have a friend her name is Heather, uh
because it reminds me when we both were working the clubs.
Her name is Heather, And she says, I'm gonna pick
you up because we used to all play this game
called Mafia. You know what Mafia? Did I know you're
a big Mafia player? Yeah, I love playing mom, nobody's
playing in a long time, but we we love playing Mafia.
So I was working in the door of the club
and my friend Heather text means says, do you want
to play Mafia tonight? And I'm like I'm absolutely and
(09:29):
you know, and she says what time do you get off?
And I'm like, well, I don't get off to like,
you know, twelve or twelve thirty. And she's like that's perfect.
This is a late night crew. I'm like, what late
night crew plays Mafia? You know at twelve thirty. And
so I'm like, okay, cool. She's like, I'll pick you
up on the way. I don't ask her who's playing, right,
I don't need to know. I'm just like, let's go
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play some mafia, right. It's just like me and you,
Like we call and say we're gonna go somewhere. We
don't go, Can you give me a headcount of everyone
who's gonna be there? So I get in the car.
We drive about twenty minutes to the um Beverly Hills area.
We go and uh, we go and this house is
just like incredible. I mean, we mean, you both lived
in l A for a while, so we've seen incredible houses.
This house was pretty incredible, but I don't think anything
(10:12):
of it. We go, we knock on the door, and
up to the door. Who answers the door is Ashton Kutcher.
And I'm like, am I being punked? Like what is
what is going on right now? But I was like okay,
and and right now, you know you want to play
it cool, right, Yeah? I can't like go to Heather
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and be like Heather, we're at Ashton Kutcher's else who
else is here? You know? So I'm a little bit
but like Dave, this is a long time ago, right,
So I think I was like twenty five. I mean
it's a long time ago. So this is like a
decade ago, and so I'm a little bit like wow,
this is crazy, and I already needed to go the bathroom.
So I'm like, you know what, I'll just ask Ashton, Ashton,
(10:55):
where you know where, Where's where's the bathroom? And he's like, oh,
it's right, it's right there to the hall. But already,
because everybody's waiting to play again, it's like twelve thirty
at night, you know, So I make a right to
go to the bathroom. But the bathroom door is locked.
So I wait for a second, you know, the person
is finishing. They come out. She's like, it's all yours.
It was Cameron Diaz, and I'm like what I just want,
(11:16):
Like what mom? What? What is going on with my friend?
Heather thinks that I deserve to be at this mafia
right right? So I now go the bathroom, Like okay,
Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz, alright, just play it cool. Don't
talk about the mask and Jim Carrey, don't talk about
any of Ashton, you know, just just act like you've
been there before. And so I finished going bathroom. I
go out into the hallway. Everybody is already in a circle,
(11:37):
as if like Jared, you're holding the game up. Yeah,
like you gotta go. So I'm like, ohh sorry, guys.
So I I kind of run towards towards the circle.
And you know how mafia starts. You have to go
around the circle and you have to introduce yourself, and
you have to say what you do in the town,
you know, and if your talent's personal mafia. So they
hand out the cards real quick, and before I know,
we're introducing ourselves. And the circle was literally like Leonardo
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DiCaprio and his girlfriend at the time, bar Raphaeli, and
then it was Ed Norton and his wife, which I'm
just like at this point, I'm like, what is going on?
It's Alex Rodriguez to me more because that's when Ashton
and and Demi were together, and this uh, this incredible
incredible director. I always butcher his name, but he's this
(12:24):
foreign director that was doing like incredible work at the time.
And then also uh and Kevin Connolly, and I was
just like, in this eight person circle of camera, Diz,
Ashton Kutcher anymore, Leo, you know, Ed Norton. And by
the end of the night, you know where everyone's yelling.
I'm like, am I allowed to yell at people? I
didn't dare bring out my phone? Right, Like, you can't
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bring out your phone to anyone to do anything. So
I'm just like, leave phone and pocket. But by the
end of the night, you know, you've got Ashton and
and Leo like yelling at me like Jared's mofia. I
know it. And I'm like, well, normal situation, I would
yell back at them. Oh you know what, I'm gonna
yell back at them. No, it's Leo, Leo, No, Ashton,
it's you know what. I'm sitting there. But it was
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just like this epic crazy night. Those moments are awesome
because it's one of those situations where again and and people,
when you don't live in this city and you're not
around these type of people, you think it's almost like
not real life. And at the end of the day,
these are regular people, just like everybody else, you know
what I mean, Like, if you punch one of them
the stomach, they're gonna react the same way you're gonna
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react if I punch you in the stomach, or you
punched me in the stomach. So it's kind of cool
because it normalizes things and it just shows that, you know,
these people are regular people too. They have all the
same problems that we do, and you know they like
to play mafia, just like I think that's awesome. No,
you're absolutely right. I mean, by the end of the night,
you know, Leo was like headlocking me and like it's Jared.
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I know it's Jared, and I'm like, well, I'm not
gonna headlock you back, but it's definitely not me. But
you you are, you are right. It's it definitely normalizes things.
And for a second, it's a shocker, right, And then
you go and you tell it by the way the
part Dave. Then you go and you call all your
buddies the next day, and then you go and you
tell everyone I did this thing, and nobody believes you. Well,
(14:09):
and that's why typically, like I said, I have photos
of everything. Yeah, you know, I couldn't take my phone
in that situation. You couldn't. I definitely could not. But
I remember calling I mean, I was calling my buddy Jason,
I was, I mean, all my best friends from back home,
and everyone was just like, all right, you're you're you've
been drinking a little too much. We gotta scale a bath,
we gotta scale it back. So you know, there's there's
(14:31):
my story not as epic as yours. It's pretty epic,
pal It's kind of cool, it's pretty epic. We've taken
this episode to tell a couple of stories. Do you
think that we should get the Holy Moly Champ himself
Tanner Beard on the line. Are we ready or do
we need to talk a little bit more about I'm sorry,
Oh my god, I went cross side for a second.
Maybe he is starting to like me. Do we do
(14:55):
we go to Tanner? Do you need another story? My friend?
I think I've had enough? All right enough? Maybe you
know what, maybe we'll share some more stories after another
couple of pals. You know, maybe we will. But now
it's time for another champion. We've we've been around a
lot of champions of late, We've got a lot of
champ pals, and now we're going to have the Champ
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Champs of Holy Moly Season two. ABC's Holy Moly Season
two produced by Steph Curry, Mr Tanner Bear, Yeah, don't
miss Holy Moly Champ Tanner Beer dropping Thursday, A Pounds
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From My arm Radio Common Enemy contendum with TV the
Pal podcast Hey Pal, Hey Pal with Jared and all right,
here we are for another episode of Hey Pal, Mr
davey Pal, Hey Pal. How you feeling. I'm I'm getting
(00:22):
their pal. You're getting there. I'm getting there. You're gonna
You're gonna get there. So last night, uh, just so
that we can fill in our audience members. Last night,
me and you were face timing and you were talking
about story after story as we normally do. You know,
we have nobody else to call, so we just call
each other. Yeah, that is unfortunately true. That is unfortunately true.
(00:42):
Netflix and my Woodie, which would be a blanket, and
you were telling me all these awesome stories and I
said day to Dave, wait stop, stop stop, and you're
like what, like, what's wrong? And I was like save this,
Like let's do an episode where you you tell some
of these epic stories, like you know, the audience deserves
to know these stories, Dave, You've been through. You're looking
at me like I don't know if I want to
(01:03):
tell someone. I don't, but look look to ease the pain,
We'll just tell one epic story and then we'll call
one of our pals. We'll call you know, because we
always got a call pal. We'll call uh, We'll call Tanner.
How's that? Tanner Beard? The winner of Holy Moly. I
think you're mocking a little bit, but you know that
you're excited. Okay, Okay, I love it. He's the champion
(01:25):
of Steph Curry's Holy Moly. I think you're mocking. I
would never mind think I would never mock TV. Never
in a million years. Interesting Tanner Beard, very very Let's
get back to these stories. Okay, thank you for seeing
my last name. Let's get back to these stories. So
I know you told me a bunch of last night.
(01:45):
I want fresh, new ones because I don't want to
hear the same, the same stuff you told me last night.
Can you think of an epic story that you can
tell the audience, because guys, you're infant. Treat this guy.
Dave's stories are beyond epic. They're on steroid. They're so epic.
So Dave hit me. Well listen. First of all, I'd
like to preface this by saying that my stories are
(02:07):
are based in reality, they're not fiction. And it was
funny because when I was younger, my stories were so
outrageous that I always had like photographic evidence or video
evidence because people are like, dude, there's no way that happened,
you know what I mean? And so I always felt
like a need to almost defend myself. And really it's
just from Dave. Can you just get to the stories.
(02:30):
We've both stories for years, and we've cultivated relationships, and
these stories come from cultivating relationships for years and years
and years. I don't know what do you want me
to tell? The story about how Jamie Fox and his
family and I got into Game seven of the NBA
Finals with no tickets, k a story about how I
(02:54):
created I I managed for a night, a band that
was assembled of Johnny Depp, Joe Perry from Aerosmith, Miguel
and Jeremy Piven. Kyle, Uh, Kyle cut it. No, it
was at the opening of the Hard Rocket. To tell
that story of how I got banned from the Playboy Mansion. Kyle, Yes,
(03:19):
we gotta want to hear that. Hold on, Hold on, Dave,
you got banned from the Playboy Mansion. I got banned
from the Playboy Mansion. Okay, then, Mike is all yours.
Dave Osco takeover. Let's go for a year, I got banned. Okay,
well tell us so. Uh, when I was younger and
I was running clubs and working in nightlife and hospitality,
(03:41):
the Playboy Mansion was the place to go. And at
one point, Um, they saw that I had a good
crowd of friends, you know, both celebrities and regular people
that were attractive. They knew that you knew me continue
with the exception of you, because I don't think you
ever went UM and they came to me. So when
(04:02):
they were throwing a lot of these big parties Midsummer
Night's Dream, they're big Halloween party, New Year's Eve, they
gave me a guest list. I had a list and
I could get people. Wait, wait, Dave, you what what
year is this? Uh? This is in the two thousands,
early two thousands, you had your You could make a
guest list to go to Playboy Mansion. Yes, so like
eighty people want to go on your list. They're getting in. Yes,
(04:24):
Holy shit, Kyle, why didn't we know Dave in the
early two thousands? And you know, as this city is
a lot of times there were there were girls that
I wouldn't talk to you for a year, and then
they would they'd call me the day before the party,
of course, and they'd be like, hey, Dave, how's your mom?
And I'd be like, I haven't spoken to you since
last year, Dave. Look if I knew you then I'm
not a girl. And I would have called you after
(04:45):
not talking to you for a year and asked how
your mom was. Okay, So I get where they're going from.
So anyways, that was the big ticket, you know, it
was to be able to go to the legendary Playboy mansion. So, um,
I was dating a girl that in the magazine. Thank you,
it hasn't happened. Really, she was in the magazine. She
was in the magazine. You were, Kyle, how much do
(05:08):
we not know about this guy? Hold on? You were
dating a girl that was in the Playboy in Playboy magazine. Yes,
she's in the magazine. We'll continue and on the cover
at one point. What and um, So we were dating,
we were in love, we were happy, we were together
and uh New Year's Eve, Um, there's a big party
(05:31):
at the mansion and you know, being like a young
you know, dumb kid, it's like you have your your
midnight kiss at New Year's you know something you and
I haven't experienced with females and probably since the night
leave me out of continue. Well, we know it's true,
and uh, we decided that we wanted it to go
(05:51):
someplace a little more private, you know, maybe have some
We wanted to play in the sandbox, so to speak.
And uh we decided to go playing the sandbox in
Mr Heffner's bedroom. Um, because that's like the holy grail
of you know that famous like round bed or whatever
(06:11):
that everybody like talks about in documentaries and stuff. And
uh so we had sexy time in in uh have
you be You're almost a forty year old man. Let's
let's rewind rewind that part and just just say we
we fornicated. How do you want me to say this
(06:33):
out going out on the air. I understand, be fornicating
is way better than we had sexy time. Okay, Well,
I was trying to say it in a nice way
to charity. I understand. We we we uh the horizontal limbo.
I mean, what do I say it? We had sex,
We had sexy Hugh Heffner's bed. You had sex and
Hugh Hefner's bed, and we got caught and I was
(06:54):
banned from the playboy. Actually, wait, so they find the
guy that they empowered to have his own list. Nobody
else probably have their own list only Dave Osco. I
mean there were a few people. You have your own girlfriend.
I had my own real girlfriend. You have your own
list and your own girlfriend. Okay, not inflatable. And you
go you you're at a house where you don't have
(07:15):
your own bed, though, and so you just saide, I'm
gonna go like, you didn't want to pick one of
the fifty thousand fucking guest rooms. You just wanted to
go to Hugh Hefner's bed. Jared, what have we learned
doing this show? If you're gonna go for the win,
you go for the That is very true. But you
go to Hugh Hefner's bed, and do you get caught
in the middle? Do you get caught before it happens?
You know, we got caught afterwards, A very very sly
(07:39):
very smart security guard later in the evening said, son,
come here and take a picture with me by the
wishing well, because there's a wishing well on the property.
And I'm like, sure, like the moron that I am,
and I take a picture with the guy. And the
next day I get a call from my girl's sister
because my girl couldn't even talk to me, and basically said,
you guys are done. You have to break matched you
(08:01):
from the video, from the picture, from the picture. Yeah,
And that was that. That is wow, Kyle. We that
deserves a little bit of a round. That was a
great st Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, Dave, Dave, Dave.
We were just gonna do one story then go to
Tanner Beard. Let's wait on Tanner Beard a second. Can
we get one more story, one more stor I mean,
(08:22):
we can either get one more story or we can
talk about this a little bit like your therapy session.
Are you okay? Have you talked to that girl since
that day? Uh, we've spoken. We're no longer together, we've spoken.
And does she does she have you saved in her
phone as guy that got me banned from the from
the Playboy Mansion. No, she might have guy that cries
a lot after our breakup. I'm not I'm not. I'm
(08:45):
not sure what I'm stored as. That's fair, all right?
Do you have one more quick story? What about a
story from you? Pal? I I don't have a lot
of adventures and I don't. I don't have a story
like that. That's a that's a great story. Um, I
could tell the story of how uh oh, I've got
a quick story. I got one. Okay, I got one
I can tell Okay, okay, this is a cool one.
(09:06):
So I have a friend her name is Heather, uh
because it reminds me when we both were working the clubs.
Her name is Heather, And she says, I'm gonna pick
you up because we used to all play this game
called Mafia. You know what Mafia? Did I know you're
a big Mafia player? Yeah, I love playing mom, nobody's
playing in a long time, but we we love playing Mafia.
So I was working in the door of the club
and my friend Heather text means says, do you want
to play Mafia tonight? And I'm like I'm absolutely and
(09:29):
you know, and she says what time do you get off?
And I'm like, well, I don't get off to like,
you know, twelve or twelve thirty. And she's like that's perfect.
This is a late night crew. I'm like, what late
night crew plays Mafia? You know at twelve thirty. And
so I'm like, okay, cool. She's like, I'll pick you
up on the way. I don't ask her who's playing, right,
I don't need to know. I'm just like, let's go
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play some mafia, right. It's just like me and you,
Like we call and say we're gonna go somewhere. We
don't go, Can you give me a headcount of everyone
who's gonna be there? So I get in the car.
We drive about twenty minutes to the um Beverly Hills area.
We go and uh, we go and this house is
just like incredible. I mean, we mean, you both lived
in l A for a while, so we've seen incredible houses.
This house was pretty incredible, but I don't think anything
(10:12):
of it. We go, we knock on the door, and
up to the door. Who answers the door is Ashton Kutcher.
And I'm like, am I being punked? Like what is
what is going on right now? But I was like okay,
and and right now, you know you want to play
it cool, right, Yeah? I can't like go to Heather
(10:33):
and be like Heather, we're at Ashton Kutcher's else who
else is here? You know? So I'm a little bit
but like Dave, this is a long time ago, right,
So I think I was like twenty five. I mean
it's a long time ago. So this is like a
decade ago, and so I'm a little bit like wow,
this is crazy, and I already needed to go the bathroom.
So I'm like, you know what, I'll just ask Ashton, Ashton,
(10:55):
where you know where, Where's where's the bathroom? And he's like, oh,
it's right, it's right there to the hall. But already,
because everybody's waiting to play again, it's like twelve thirty
at night, you know, So I make a right to
go to the bathroom. But the bathroom door is locked.
So I wait for a second, you know, the person
is finishing. They come out. She's like, it's all yours.
It was Cameron Diaz, and I'm like what I just want,
(11:16):
Like what mom? What? What is going on with my friend?
Heather thinks that I deserve to be at this mafia
right right? So I now go the bathroom, Like okay,
Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz, alright, just play it cool. Don't
talk about the mask and Jim Carrey, don't talk about
any of Ashton, you know, just just act like you've
been there before. And so I finished going bathroom. I
go out into the hallway. Everybody is already in a circle,
(11:37):
as if like Jared, you're holding the game up. Yeah,
like you gotta go. So I'm like, ohh sorry, guys.
So I I kind of run towards towards the circle.
And you know how mafia starts. You have to go
around the circle and you have to introduce yourself, and
you have to say what you do in the town,
you know, and if your talent's personal mafia. So they
hand out the cards real quick, and before I know,
we're introducing ourselves. And the circle was literally like Leonardo
(12:01):
DiCaprio and his girlfriend at the time, bar Raphaeli, and
then it was Ed Norton and his wife, which I'm
just like at this point, I'm like, what is going on?
It's Alex Rodriguez to me more because that's when Ashton
and and Demi were together, and this uh, this incredible
incredible director. I always butcher his name, but he's this
(12:24):
foreign director that was doing like incredible work at the time.
And then also uh and Kevin Connolly, and I was
just like, in this eight person circle of camera, Diz,
Ashton Kutcher anymore, Leo, you know, Ed Norton. And by
the end of the night, you know where everyone's yelling.
I'm like, am I allowed to yell at people? I
didn't dare bring out my phone? Right, Like, you can't
(12:44):
bring out your phone to anyone to do anything. So
I'm just like, leave phone and pocket. But by the
end of the night, you know, you've got Ashton and
and Leo like yelling at me like Jared's mofia. I
know it. And I'm like, well, normal situation, I would
yell back at them. Oh you know what, I'm gonna
yell back at them. No, it's Leo, Leo, No, Ashton,
it's you know what. I'm sitting there. But it was
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just like this epic crazy night. Those moments are awesome
because it's one of those situations where again and and people,
when you don't live in this city and you're not
around these type of people, you think it's almost like
not real life. And at the end of the day,
these are regular people, just like everybody else, you know
what I mean, Like, if you punch one of them
the stomach, they're gonna react the same way you're gonna
(13:27):
react if I punch you in the stomach, or you
punched me in the stomach. So it's kind of cool
because it normalizes things and it just shows that, you know,
these people are regular people too. They have all the
same problems that we do, and you know they like
to play mafia, just like I think that's awesome. No,
you're absolutely right. I mean, by the end of the night,
you know, Leo was like headlocking me and like it's Jared.
(13:48):
I know it's Jared, and I'm like, well, I'm not
gonna headlock you back, but it's definitely not me. But
you you are, you are right. It's it definitely normalizes things.
And for a second, it's a shocker, right, And then
you go and you tell it by the way the
part Dave. Then you go and you call all your
buddies the next day, and then you go and you
tell everyone I did this thing, and nobody believes you. Well,
(14:09):
and that's why typically, like I said, I have photos
of everything. Yeah, you know, I couldn't take my phone
in that situation. You couldn't. I definitely could not. But
I remember calling I mean, I was calling my buddy Jason,
I was, I mean, all my best friends from back home,
and everyone was just like, all right, you're you're you've
been drinking a little too much. We gotta scale a bath,
we gotta scale it back. So you know, there's there's
(14:31):
my story not as epic as yours. It's pretty epic,
pal It's kind of cool, it's pretty epic. We've taken
this episode to tell a couple of stories. Do you
think that we should get the Holy Moly Champ himself
Tanner Beard on the line. Are we ready or do
we need to talk a little bit more about I'm sorry,
Oh my god, I went cross side for a second.
Maybe he is starting to like me. Do we do
(14:55):
we go to Tanner? Do you need another story? My friend?
I think I've had enough? All right enough? Maybe you
know what, maybe we'll share some more stories after another
couple of pals. You know, maybe we will. But now
it's time for another champion. We've we've been around a
lot of champions of late, We've got a lot of
champ pals, and now we're going to have the Champ
(15:17):
Champs of Holy Moly Season two. ABC's Holy Moly Season
two produced by Steph Curry, Mr Tanner Bear, Yeah, don't
miss Holy Moly Champ Tanner Beer dropping Thursday, A Pounds
(15:46):
is a production of I Heart Radio, Common Enemy and
tender Foot TV, hosted by Jared Einson and Dave Osco.
Producer is Kyle Tequila. Executive producer for I Heart Radio
is Shawn ta Tone. Executive producers for tender Foot TV
are Donald Allbright pain My. Catch new episodes of Haypal
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