EP 553 - KODAK WHACK/LeBRON BLAMES PROPAGANDA/BIG BALLER BRAND BULLSH*T/THE YOUNG SHOOTER on “US”, MUST SEE TV & HANGING with SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE G - I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
All right, big Body, Brand New I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.
On today's podcast, the Los Angeles Lakers, led by Lebron
James are not making the playoffs. Is the Big Baller
Brand done? We break down what has happened with Alonzo
and the Big Bowl of Brand in the last seventy

(00:29):
two hours plus Kodak Whack I'm sorry, I mean Kodak
Black tried to come for me, the Gringo man Dingo,
and so much more. Plus I got the Young Shooter.
We're talking about us, the Jordan Peel movie, The Act,
the Hulu show that I'm obsessed with with Patrici art

(00:49):
on a long talking, hardcore hard body karate brand New
I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Miles Jordan's give me something
real nice, something real proper, but most importantly, yes, you
know what it is, some real funky Let's go all right,

(01:23):
all right, this is the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.
My name is Michael Rappaport a k A. The Gringo
man Dingo, a k A. Mr. New York a k
MR two one to a k A. The Jake La
Matta of podcasting, and we are truly going to take
you into the deep Ward's fifth teen round Big Body

(01:49):
Podcasting Today soul so much to talk about. I mean, man,
oh man, oh man, they're is there is a lot
to talk about. I'll start with this Friday night, the

(02:09):
Lakers got eliminated officially from the two thousand nineteen playoffs,
and my intention was to do an emergency podcast, but
the sound engineer of the Iron Rapports stereo podcast, Miles Davis,
was away with his father celebrating I believe it was
his seventieth birthday. We cannot interrupt family time. Even though

(02:33):
the instinct was to go live and direct with an
emergency podcast, we just couldn't do it. So we had
to wait a couple of days, and here we fucking are,
and there's so much to discuss and break down with
Lebron James and his Lakers not making the fucking playoffs.
Now I am on record on this here, I am
rapp Reports, Stereo podcast, and various sports shows, including Fox

(03:00):
Sports one undisputed saying that I thought the Lakers were
going to make the Western Conference finals. I thought that, okay,
but it quickly turned into a ship show in Los Angeles.
It quickly turned into a fucking disaster. You know the history.

(03:23):
I don't need to break down the details, but I
will say this, Um, I blame Lebron James completely. He
thought he tried to pull another coupe the guy. The
guy is trying to manipulate every situation he is in,
and he pulled some real bullshit this weekend. But we

(03:45):
all know that he thought he was gonna trade get
the Lakers to trade for Anthony the Disruptor Davis. That's right,
Anthony Davis. Everybody loves Anthony Davis, Everybody loves the unibrow.
But he has now become a disruption and that is
because of Lebron James. Lebron James gave him the playbook.

(04:07):
Lebron James and his agent, Rich Paul, this is his
best friend. You might as well say, Lebron James, Anthony
Davis's agent. Straight the funk up. This isn't anything I'm
making up. This is how it works. Lebron james best
friend is his agent. Okay, we know what happened. Anthony
Davis thought he was gonna get a trade. He thought

(04:27):
it would happen. He winded with the Lakers that decimate
the entire roster, but Lebron would figure it out. He'd
pulled in this one at J R. Smith and Carmelo
and he'd fucking he'd gooned his way into the finals.
It didn't work out. Motherfucker's are onto you. The New
Orleans Pelicans are onto you, Lebron James. You didn't get

(04:47):
Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis is now no longer the UNI brow.
He's called Anthony the Disruption Davis. Okay, you had your
little injury and this weekend, for some reason, out of nowhere,
out of completely, out of thin air, Lebron James personal

(05:11):
physical therapist, put out a tweet saying, and I quote,
and you know I hate making quotes on the Iron
Rapports Stereo podcast. Why Why do I hate making quotes?
Because this is a non fact checking entity. If you
never listen to the Iron Rapports Tereo podcast. And I
know there are a bunch of people that are listening
to this episode because you know I'm gonna discuss Kodak Whack.

(05:35):
I'm sorry, I mean Kodak Black. So you're creeping around, Okay.
A bunch of hip hop bloggers, a bunch of hip
hop writers, hip hop experts sniffing around. Welcome. I'm glad
to have you. I'm glad to fucking have you. I'm
gonna break that ship down right after this. Okay, I'm

(05:55):
gonna do Lebron that we're gonna do big ball or bullshit.
Then I'm gonna do Code Act Black. So just just
bear with me for a second. I know that's what
a few new listeners want to hear. Trust me, trust me,
he's going to get it. Now. Where was I? Oh? Yes,
so yeah, Lebron james personal physical therapist put out a

(06:17):
tweet saying this, and I quote she said, her name
is Dr Karen Joebert, and I'm sure she's probably the
best in the business. For some reason, out of nowhere,
she just and you know this wasn't on her own.
You know that either Lebron himself or one of his flunkeys,
one of his cronies, one of his people, said, yeah,

(06:38):
you could talk about Lebron, talk about what you've been
dealing with with Lebron, because trust me, she's signed a
nondisclosure and n d A a nondisclosure agreeming. So she's
tweeting about Lebron James rest Ashore and this is why
I can't stand this fucking guy's bullshit. Rest ashore. She
got the green light. So this woman put out a

(06:59):
tweet on Saturday. As a physical therapist for twenty seven years,
I've had the good fortune to work with some of
the top athletes in the world. Dot dot dot. Then
came Lebron. I want you old to know how bad
his injury was and is, and the pain he endured
along with his amazing trainer, Mike man SIUs. He was

(07:19):
on the court in six weeks, it should have been
six months. Unselfishly, he endured pain, pain, pain. She says
that unselfishly he endured pain, pain, pain. He did not
want to let the Lakers down and the fans down,
but I want you to know what he went through.
I learned a lot about the termination and the will

(07:41):
to win and how to get the job done. He
is a force to be reckoned with. At King James.
This is what you call propaganda. This is what you
call manipulating the fucking media. Of course, you had a
little pain. That's happens when you're a high level athlete

(08:02):
and you get injured. It's a little pain. Oh but
if she's so super committed more than anyone else that
an injury that should have taken six months only took
Lebron James six fucking weeks. Really, what did you do
to him? What did you shoot him up with? Can
you give the rest of the world some insight, Dr

(08:24):
Karen Joe Bear, how you got him from six months
to six weeks? Maybe share with the rest of the NBA.
And why didn't Paul George whose leg literally broken fucking half.
The motherfucker's leg broke in half. Remember when Paul George's
leg broke in half. Remember when Gordon with the good

(08:47):
hair Haywards leg broke in half last year? Remember that?
Remember when Isaiah Thomas had some kind of gruesome hip
injury had to get hip surgery. Remember all the injuries
that Derrick Rose has had throughout his career, knee injury
after knee injury after knee injury. None of their physical
therapists ever had to co sign what they had to endure.

(09:12):
You don't think breaking your fucking leg in half like
Paul George and Gordon Hayward did, took a lot of
commitment and dedication. You don't think Isaiah Thomas getting a
fucking hip like damn near hip. Replacing took a lot
of determination and dedication. Derrick Rose has been decimated with injuries.

(09:34):
We never heard from their physical therapist, not fucking once.
This is all the bullshit, This is all that Lebron James. Bullshit.
You didn't make the playoffs. Okay, you got injured. You
are human, unless unless this injury really was supposed to
be ten months six months out, then maybe you're not human.

(09:56):
Maybe this physical therapist and Lebron James should share with
the rest of us what he did besides his determination
and dedication, because I bet you Paul George and Gordon
Hayward put a lot of determination and dedication into their
recovery when they're fucking legs broken half. This guy had
a regular comment groin injury. It happens all the time,

(10:18):
football players, basketball players, baseball players. I've heard my growing Okay,
six weeks should have been six months. Bullshit, bullshit. This
tweet was co signed, it was organized, and it was manipulated.
You didn't make the playoffs because you thought you were
gonna get Anthony Davis. You were gonna do it by

(10:40):
any means necessary. Okay, Lebron James didn't care about any
of the fucking like. We're gonna get rid of all
these fucking guys. I'm gonna get Carmelo, I'm gonna bring
in j. R. Smith, We're gonna fire Luke Walton, and
we're gonna go to the Western Conference finals. Those fucking
days are over. You can't play offense and defense anymore

(11:00):
at a high level. Lebron, those fucking days of gooning
your way through the Eastern Conference, they're done, They're finished.
Craig said, yes, yes, I was dancing in the streets.
I was dancing in my house when D'Angelo Russell and
the had the irony, the beautiful NBA irony that D'Angelo

(11:20):
Russell and the Brooklyn That's a scrappy team that loves
each other. They're not faking it, they're not forcing it.
D'Angel Russell is the biggest star on that team. They're tough,
they play together, there's their their bench is excited when
one of them does well. It's not faked, it's not forced.
So I ironic D'Angelo Russell was left for dead so

(11:44):
that the Lakers could pick up a Lonzo fucking ball.
What a mess he's been two seasons in the NBA.
What a mess, what a ship show. Okay, Lebron, it's
over now, have plenty of time to get your hair
fixed up in the off season. Okay, maybe you go

(12:05):
to Germany, you continue with your physical therapy. I don't
know what happens in Germany. You know what they say,
what happens in Germany stays in Germany. Oh yeah, when
it comes to physical therapy, blood transfusion, blood spinning, that's
what they say about Germany. What happens in Germany stays
in Germany. This was a little tweak, okay, a little

(12:31):
tweak to the growing Okay, everybody has if every single
athlete in the league has endured it, no one had
their physical therapist send out an Instagram message. Oh he's
the determination. He should be determination. He's Lebron James. He's
getting paid thirty five million dollars a year, he's a
self proclaimed goat. Of course he's got some determination. But

(12:54):
maybe the determination isn't focused. Maybe it's a self fulfilling
to see. I don't know. I'm just saying, okay, but yes,
the fucking Lakers are not in the playoffs. Miles Miles, Davis,
Jordan Winter give me some celebration music real quick to
celebrate except the Los Angeles Lakers led by Lebron Jicks,

(13:19):
who I said would make to the Western Conference final.
Fool me one for shame on me. I'm the one
who feels shaped. Shame on me. Fool me wants shame
on Just me give me something real quick, Miles Jordan,
some celebratory Los Angeles Laker not going to the playoff,
using everybody who's happy about it stand up and dance. Yes, yes,

(13:52):
it's a party. It's a fucking I am wrapping Forards
Stereo podcast party. So yeah. I have been one of
the hardest critics on Alonzo Ball, LaVar Ball, and the
big Baller brand bullshit from day one. Okay, it wasn't hard.

(14:13):
I wasn't the only one. You could smell. You can
feel bullshit. You can feel a con you can feel
a hustle when you see one, when someone is coming
in talking. It's just yo. This is just like the
fucking fire Festival situation. This is just like the fucking
uh the Inventor documentary that I talked about last week.

(14:37):
LaVar Ball, Alonzo Ball, the whole Ball family that came
in were changing the game. We're changing the world. We're
making our own sneaker. My son's better than Steph Curry.
My son's this. My son that talk talk talk, fake
it until you make it, putting out the three four

(15:00):
the two dollar bullshit. Sneakers. Sneakers look like the kind
of sneakers that you could pick up in a gas
station on your way to Tucson, Arizona. You know, when
you stop and one of those like desolate gas stations
when you're driving somewhere four or five six hour drive.
Maybe some people drive eighteen hours. There's some truck drivers.

(15:21):
I listened to the iron Rappors stereo pockets. I'm not
talking about your corner gas station in your big city.
I'm talking about the gas station when there's nothing else
around except for the gas station, and they sell everything
in there. They got everything you need. They got sunglasses,
you could get a pair of jeans, a jean jacket,
they got flip flops, and they got sneakers. Them ships

(15:42):
look like the kind of sneakers they sell at the
desolate gas station anywhere in this country. Shout out to him,
me and a run Chicago. He was texting me about
that long, long, long time I am wrap pors Stereo
podcast listener. Listen. We knew this was nonsense. Okay, we

(16:05):
knew this guy was talking way out of pocket, selling
Big Bowler bullshit, selling Big Bowler pipe dreams. People were
complaining about the fact that the sneakers weren't coming. There
was one problem after another, problem after another problem after
another fucking problem. One of the owners, one of LaVar

(16:27):
balls close friends, one of the organizers of the Big
Baller bullshit brand, has stolen allegedly. Allegedly, he has taken
allegedly one point five million dollars from Alonzo Ball. It's over.

(16:51):
Remember when a Lonzo Ball was drafted into the NBA,
he could have had a dope shoe deal, which wouldn't
have made him any more of a player. Because, yes,
he's a good player. I don't know why we have
to keep talking. He's a good player. He's not Donovan Mitchell,
He's not Kyle Kuzm. I'd rather have Kyle kuz on
my team than a Lonzo Ball. These guys were were

(17:15):
drafted after him. He's a good player if he could
stay healthy. If his injuries uh to his ankles, which
may have something to do with his fucking sneaker choice
ever recover You never know. But he had offers from
all the sneaker companies. All the sneaker companies were coming

(17:36):
after him. Under armor, Nike adied his big money would
have his own sneaker. Oh, you didn't want to do that.
You're gonna change the world. You're gonna You're gonna change this,
You're gonna change that. Lavarble, you come in there talking
that don king bullshit, winging a prayer bullshit. Now, I
would guess, I would bet that LaVar Ball had nothing

(17:57):
to do with swindling his son, his son's money. I'm
sure he was surprised, as Alonzo Ball when he found
out that somebody who is his close friend and confidante
was swindling his fucking son's money. But LaVar Ball, you
speak things into existence. You got it all figured out.
You throw Magic Johnson under the But listen, you're done

(18:20):
with the Lakers. Alonzo Ball is done with the Lakers,
And if he knows what's good for him, he will
go back on his hands and knees to all these
sneaker companies and say, listen, can you at least hook
me up with a deal where I get some free product.
Can you give me the respect and dignity of giving
me a Nike deal where I get some free sneakers.

(18:40):
I'll do that for a year, and then I'll play
my way, maybe into a contract. You're never getting your
own shoe, Alonzo Ball. Listen to me closely. You're never
getting your own shoe. Those fucking sneaker companies like this
fucking guy, and they're gonna say, listen, we're not dealing
with your father, we're not dealing with anybody in your family.

(19:01):
Will deal with you and you only. That's it. Okay,
So maybe yes, we'll send you some under arm or kicks,
and maybe we'll give you a twenty five dollar contract,
and we'll give you all the sneakers you want, not exclusives.
You're not gonna get any special off color. Jordan's will
give you the basics. Okay, we'll give you the fucking basics.

(19:24):
But one of the contingencies to the contract, Lonzo Ball,
is that we're not dealing with your pops at all.
Don't give him our phone number, don't give him our email.
We don't want to meet him, we don't want to
greet him. You got that, Okay, we'll give you ten
pairs of sneakers a month. You do with them what

(19:44):
you want see. Not everybody listen their steps to this ship.
You're not fucking jay z man. Jay z is a
fucking genius. Steve Jobs is a genius. These people are
geniuses out there doing this ship, and they're check. These
are geniuses. These are lightning bolts, these are these are meteors.

(20:10):
Not everybody is there. Everybody's worried about their brand and
all that ship. You put on a brand of sneakers,
and the irony is that you kept hurting your ankles
in those sneakers. Okay, it's done. The fucking company should fold.
I'm sure they're gonna be lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit
after lawsuit with this big Baller brand, bullshit big Baller

(20:33):
Business Bureau, Big Baller Better Business Bureau. Okay, you can't
hustle your way and bullshit your way and speaking into
existence and all this fucking nonsense that lar Ball was
talking about. Now you got one more shot, this kid,
LaMelo Ball. Yeah, it looks good out there playing these

(20:55):
high school kids. Listen, don't be fooled by these Instagram
clips of the more talented kids playing against other less
talented high school kids. Don't be fooled by that bullshit. Okay,
trust me, trust me. We don't know what the fun
LaMelo Ball is gonna be as a high level player.

(21:16):
I don't care what he does in high school. He
and Kenny Anderson. Okay, big ball of brand bullshit, it's done,
it's finished. This is the same guy who said NAS
is irrelevant. Okay. Now, if you remember, and you and
you follow me closely, that's when I really really got

(21:40):
upset with Lonzo Ball. Listen, goofy, funny looking, fucked up
sneaker wearing Duke Listen, that's on you. But then you
start talking out this this guy a Lonzo Ball puts
out rap music. This is what the funk I'm talking about.
Not everybody is Shakilo fucking Neil. Everybody thinks they could

(22:01):
do everything. My man, you're not a good rapper. You
haven't even proven yourself as a legitimate NBA player. And
then you got the fucking big baller, the big ball
of balls, to say that NAS is irrelevant. Remember he
said that ship and I blasted his fucking ass. Oh yeah,

(22:22):
I blasted his fucking ass. Okay, which brings me to
Kodak Black. This fucking guy, he said in the last cup.
First of all, Kodak Black, Listen, I get the hustle,
do your thing, make you went. This is not personal.
I'm sure he's a nice fucking kid. People get because

(22:43):
I'm so good. I'm gonna be honest listen, because I'm
so good at talking ship and listen. I have an advantage.
I'm a trained professional. Okay, I'm a high level actor
who also is a high level ship talker. So when
you combine the two things, it gets miss. I get.
People get in their feelings. They truly get in their

(23:07):
emotional in their emotional space. When I talk my ship,
I understand it. I'm very good. Did you ever read
my book? The name of the book is this book
has Balls Sports Rants from the m v P of
Talking Trash. It was put out on Simon and Schuster.
You can get the book, okay at this book has

(23:31):
Balls dot Com. You can get it at Amazon, you
get at your local bookstore. You think Simon and Shoots
to Simon and Shoots is like the Coca Cola, the
Nike of book publishing. You think they're gonna put out
a book that's called this book has balls sports rants
from the m v P of talking trash. If the
guy talking the trash isn't a legitimate trash talker, Hey,

(23:54):
this is what I do. This is what the funk
I do. Yes, there's amateurs out there, rache in the
streets of all ethnicities. There's people that talk great ship.
That's how I learned. Before I was thinking about becoming
an actor, before I was even thinking about trying to
become an NBA player. That's right, and nine years old.

(24:15):
I planned to become an NBA player before that, and
during my time wanting to become an NBA player, all
I did every day it's talk shit. I'm very good.
I hate to brag and I hate to pat myself
on my back, but when it comes to this ship talking,

(24:37):
I'm fantastic. When it comes to the disruptive behavior, I'm
one of the best, one of the best ever. They
call me the Great Disruptor. It's the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast,
the home of all disruptive behavior. So when I get
on your ass, no bruno about something I expect. Now,

(25:02):
I don't think about it when I'm doing it, because
I never expect people to hear it. I never expected
to govern. I do it from the gut. I do
it from the gut. Now, this fucking Kodak Black, he
said last week some fucked up shit about young m who.
I love that girl. I love her as a rapper.
I love her as a personality. She's been on the pocket.
Her story is great, she's honest, she's true to herself.

(25:25):
Her music is dope. It's witty, it's smart. She talks shit,
she's humble, but she gets it. He said some shit
about her, some foul shit about her. He wanted to
fuck her something, some bullshit, okay. He He's also said
remarks in the past that he doesn't like black women,

(25:45):
that doesn't like dark skinned women. Thinks that it's guy.
He's a young kid. I don't care about any of that.
You talk to you, but I have nothing to do
with Kodak Black. His music to me is do do, okay,
because since this and I listened to us, and maybe
I'm missing something. That's it is, yo. Let me stay
on topic here. Let me fucking stay on topic. And
all you new listeners welcome, all you hip hop bloggers,

(26:09):
all you sound bite fox that are listening. Yeah, get
your fucking pen out. Quote me, verbatim, Quote me verbatim
on all in anything you want. So last week, quote
at Black said he should be looked out. And I'm
not even quoting him directly. I'm not breaking rule number

(26:31):
one of the Iron Rapper Stereo podcast for this fucking guy,
but he said something in the world of I should
be looked at in the same category with the same
respect as a rapper as Nas, Tupac and Biggie Duke.
You yo, you're not even in this. What you do
isn't even the same genre of music as those three guys.

(26:57):
Those three guys features, those three guys guest spots on
other people's music verse or versus is better than your
whole ship. What you do. It's literally like a motherfucker
who is ice skating on a lake comparing himself to
the great Olympic figure skater Darthy Hamilt. You ain't Darthy Hamil, Duke,

(27:21):
You ice skating on a lake. You're not in the
same world. And then he said Biggie and Tupac only
became icons, only became legends after they died. Oh man,
the fucking ignorance. These dudes were revered while they were
living you you don't understand the man. Check this out. Listen.

(27:45):
People get so caught up in their motherfucking feelings. So
I heard this and I was discussing. And let's be
clear on one thing. When it comes to my Instagram
ship talking videos, there is no money to be made
when I get on Instagram and I talk ship and
I cursed, and I talked about this rapper and I

(28:06):
talk about lebron and there's no money to be made.
I'm doing it for the love of the ship talk.
I was disgusted when this dude said that I am
just a fan. I'm not a rapper. I'm a rapperport
but I was like, no one's saying anything. No other
rappers are saying anything. None of these bloggers are saying anything.

(28:28):
They'll they'll put it out their Kodak. Black said, what
do you think? No, what do you think blogger? What
do you think? Hip hop writer? What's your opinion? You
pussy as scared motherfucker? What is your You think the
exact same I think, But I got the fucking ship
talking bulls, these big fucking ship talking bulls to say
exactly what you think. I'm not asking other people do

(28:53):
they agree with me? I'm not asking anyone else to
co sign with me. Money Grip is not a dope rapper.
Money Grip doesn't have a good flow. Money Grip has
no hip hop styles as an MC. Money Grip isn't
changing the game. Money Grip's voice isn't commanding. Money Grip
isn't kicking any knowledge talking about you're in the same

(29:15):
league as Nas Tupac, motherfucker, you better start at the
bottom of the list. Start at the bottom of the list,
because you're starting at the top of the list. You're
not in the same category. Duke. That's like a little
motherfucker being in the crib doing somersaults comparing himself to
Olympic champion Mary lou Retton you're not Mary lou rett

(29:39):
and Kodak black Funk. Is you talking about Tupac, Biggie
or Naas. Your whole catalog isn't as good as this
first miles. Play that Biggie verse when he's out on
the street before he was signed, when he was just
a dude rhyme and play that ship right now. Your

(29:59):
entire catalog isn't as good as this. Competition for episode thirty,
He's a steal us to my father. Donat streak, make
your knocking the backlock after microphone a perfect and no
left the coach. Later to second Tommy when you took

(30:21):
the poll. Touch but you the girl under couple person
as the po and I'll leave you quickness kick to
the bore two women, I s steak up. I'm just

(30:42):
gonna get coaster steak up in the booster. Got to
say to wear horn, he says, left, come on something
about to the out take a little straight up and down.

(31:09):
Your entire catalog is not as good as that ship
fucking Tupac Biggie or nas. Now, if you haven't heard
exactly what I said, let me just preface it by
saying this. I did put out a A an Instagram
and Twitter for post, And if you don't follow me

(31:30):
on Instagram and Twitter, you can follow me at Michael
Rappaport and you could follow this podcast at I Am
rapp Report r A p A p RT. I said,
should I rant on this guy? I put that out there.
I put it out on Twitter, and I put it
out on Instagram, and I got a unanimous yes. Some

(31:50):
people like don't even give him the time of day,
and I but see, it's not it's not about me
giving him the time or day, and it's not about me,
Honest to God, I say this sincerely. It's not about
on me. I am a fan I respect. Don't be
mad at me, the gringo man dingle, because I have
fantastic taste. I have great fucking taste. I have great taste.

(32:13):
My taste is impeccable, My choices are impregnable, and you
want to be mad at me. I love great food
if I read a book, I love great literature. Most
of the time, I watch good TV. Now, don't get
me sidetracked and sidebar on defending how great Bravo is.

(32:35):
I love great cinema. I love great films. Okay, I
don't have great style, but the little pieces of clothes
I have are well put together, and I buy the best.
My cashmere game is insane. I have great taste. But

(32:55):
more than any of those things, maybe film, I have
fantastic taste in music, whether it's jazz, whether it's soul,
whether it's funk, whether it's reggae or more importantly, and
what we're talking about right here, hip hop. You are

(33:16):
not going to sway me into thinking this dude is dope.
He ain't dope. Don't be mad at me because I
have great taste. Don't be mad at me because my
opinions are formed on Caress One, Grandmaster Flashing, the Furious Five,

(33:38):
the sugar Hill Gang, Curtis Blow, Eric Being Rock, Kim
k Arrest One, Big Daddy, came Brand, Nubians, Tripe Call,
Quest Day, Last Sould Gang Star, and so on and
so on and so on that when I listen to music,
the beats my my frame of reference are the Jungle Brothers, Okay,

(34:01):
DJ Premier, Large Professor, the Beating Nuts. That's my frame
of reference. You give this fucking kids some James Brown ship,
he won't know what to do. Yo. You give Kodak
black James brownbeat, he won't have a fucking clue what
to do, where to start, where to end, where to
get on the beat, where to start rocking? He won't

(34:26):
have a clue. You can't rhyme to James Brown, Yo.
That's like not being able to make a layup. I
don't want to hear it. Your voice is not commanding. Okay,
don't be mad at me because I have fantastic taste. Now, now, Miles,
Jordan's producers of the Iron Rapper Stereo podcast play my

(34:50):
rant Kodak Whack I mean Kodak Black. The non rapping
rapper said that he should be looked at in the
same category glory as Nas, Tupac and Biggie. He also
said that Tupac and Biggie only became legends because they died. Duke,
You're not dope. You're not a dope rapper. You have

(35:13):
no skill set, you have no flow, you have no vernacular.
Without the face tats, the wild hair do and the
short stint in prison, you'd be working at UPS. You know,
like Biggie said, don't be mad, UPS is hiring. That
would be you. No disrespect to UPS. Comparing yourself to
those dudes. Is a guy playing basketball in his backyard

(35:36):
shooting air balls. Comparing himself to an NBA player. You're
not even a top ten mumble rapper. The funk outta
here with that crazy shit. See that sixty seconds these
Instagram videos they give you sixty seconds. You could do
the Instagram TV. You could talk for as long as
you want. I don't do that sixty seconds, sixty fucking seconds,

(36:02):
and I get you all fucked up. In the game.
That's what happens if you're a great, a professional, high
level ship talker. Sixty fucking seconds of good love, and
that's what I gave it. Of course, when I'm saying
something negative about anything in hip hop, it goes viral.
Now we all know, if you listen to this show,

(36:24):
if you follow me on social media, I give love
almost every day, random love, two different songs, different artists,
different mc s, different producers. Because I fucking I'm a fan.
I'm just a fan. I'm just a fan. But Duke
is talking out of You need to have respect. You

(36:45):
need to have understanding of what you're making a fortune
off of. God bless his kid, God bless any of
these artists out there that are making money doing something
they love off of music and all that. I have
no problem with all that ship, But do we just
start talking out of pocket. You need to get respect. Now,
there's no other m c s, there's no other rappers

(37:07):
and no other rap groups that are saying anything about it.
These fucking clown ass bloggers, these clown ass hip hop
people from all these sites, all these websites, music, this music.
They'll just say, Kodak Black, what do you think. No,
what do you think I had to say and share

(37:28):
what I thought? There? It is goes viral. Then, of
course the the little the little fox that come up.
Who are you to speak on our culture? You white boy?
White boy? Why are you talking about hip hop? Because
I know this ship inside and out? Do I know
the most out of everybody? No? But I know what

(37:50):
I know, and as I said before, I have great taste.
My taste is impeccable. My choices are impregnable when it
comes to this hip hop ship. So I'm gonna continue
to talk shit. What kind of low hanging fruit? Yo?
You're a white boy. Why are you talking about hip hop?
Suck my deck? You're just mad because I'm right, your

(38:11):
man is not all that. Your man is not all that. Yeah, yes,
it's a kid's sport. I understand music and hip hop
specifically as a kid's sport. But when you start bringing
in the adults, the late Great Biggie, the late break
Tupac and nas esk Bar shout out to nas escar

(38:33):
bar see, then another adult has to speak on it.
Why am I? The thing that I don't get is
why am I the only one saying something? Why are
there not disrecords coming out and droves burying this fucking guy.
Now Sticky Fingers from Onyx shout out to Onyx, he

(38:54):
had said some wild shit about Sticky Fingers, and on
that same day that I put it out. Coincidentally, I
didn't know O Sticky is my man. Sticky put out
a track banging on this dude because he said he
punched Sticky Fingers in the face and all this ship
Sticky Fingers like you, you never punched me in my face.
He put out a track on him. Hit him with

(39:15):
that good ship. But in general, why am I the only? Why?
Why does it take Michael Rappaport a non hip hopper?
Why is it me? Why am I the Why am
I a fucking a man on fire? Why am I
Denzel and a man on fire all by myself shooting
down everybody by myself? Why isn't anyone else saying, my man,
what the fund are you talking about? You're not You're

(39:36):
not in the same categories nas, Tupaca, bigg shut the
funk up. Be appreciative of where you're at in your career,
that you're making money off this ship. I don't get it.
So anyway, this fucking guy. I guess he got wind.
Oh yeah, they always get wind. He got wind of
what I said because it went viral and at his show.

(40:00):
I don't know where it was. He spoke my name.
And listen to this. Listen to this gargo mouth motherfucker
talking ship Cracker. It is Cracker's dad. I love my Crackers.
He's sitting in front of a bunch of white people
saying crackers. This. No one mentions that. No one mentions that.
But when I say Cracker on Twitter, I've gotten my
asses spending for saying Cracker. When I say Cracker on Facebook,

(40:23):
I've got my ass suspending, no block. This is just this.
I don't even want to get into some racial ship
because I I don't give a fuck. I don't give up.
Obviously you're not educated in this hip hop ship, because
you wouldn't be saying anything about Na's Tupac and Biggie.
You must not know my my hip hop pedigree. Doke.
You obviously do not know my hip hop pedigree. Play

(40:44):
Kodak Black's clip from his show trying to talk out
of pocket about me, the Grenko man dingle talking about
me when you're on stage, Why are you worrying about
me when you're on stage. Why I don't I don't understand.
Why are you worried about me when you were on
stage with your motherfucking fur coat? Why don't worry about me?

(41:09):
If I'm wrong, it shouldn't get you all up in
your fields. If I don't know what I'm talking about,
it shouldn't get you and your fans all up in
your feelings. But I'm not wrong. Play the clip, moms, No,
what is like? Dumb as crime? Stops me? Man? Then

(41:31):
tell us they for what? Damn? Tell I'm gonna listen
to my album? Then now they listen to my album?
Tell us cycle pa d how about you're ready? As
shodn't go the port? I'll say it. I mean, what
more can I say? I said what I said. I'm
gonna continue saying what I say, all right. And apparently

(41:53):
since this incident went down, Kodak whack I'm sorry, Kodak
Black has d activated his Instagram account. Also also let
it be known that in April, Kodak Black is going
back to court for a sexual assault situation. I wish

(42:14):
him all the luck with that ship. Since this is
a person I'm just talking about. The music be I'm
just talking about the music. Make all the money you can.
None of this ship is personally, I'm just shipped talking.
I'm talking ship for the love of the craft of
talking shit podcast. I told you we were going deep

(42:45):
into the deepest borders of podcasting today. Just getting started. Shit. Um,
so fucking Mueller, Trump, this whole funk thing, it's over.
The released the Mula report. They released enough. Okay, they

(43:08):
can't find anything on the fucking guy to get him
on collusion. Move forward, you fun. See this is why
the fucking Democrats and the fucking snowflakes get called snow flakes.
The fucking guy they're not. There's nothing on the collusion.
I wanted it just as much as the next man.
But at a certain point you gotta say, all right,
you gotta sucking dust yourself off, okay and take your losses. Yes,

(43:32):
he did this that in the third, but they didn't
have any collusion on him. He can do this that
in the third all he wants. But if they have
no collusion, they have no collusion. Move the fuck on.
Corey Booker and fucking Kamela Harris and all these fucking
example Alexandra fucking Acasio Cortez. They're all like, released the

(43:56):
Mule report. They're gonna release the fucking report they gave you.
Listen you, if you have any dignity, pride, and fucking
sense about you, you just go all right, Okay, this
fuck didn't do anything that they you know, he did something,
but you can do a crime, and it's a whole
other thing to be committed of a crime. They can't
get him on anything. You gotta fucking move forward. Now,

(44:18):
you gotta fucking move forward. Now. This is why the snowflakes.
And there's gonna be a guarantee it will be some
sort of protest that some march another fucking protesting marching people.
He's screaming and yelling, vote, motherfucker. Don't protest, don't march,
vote mother fucker. Okay, and collectively get rid of some

(44:39):
of these fucking candidates crying, Corey Book, Camerly Harris, get
rid of them. They're just gonna white Howard fucking Schultz
and your bullshit. You keep the funk out of here, man.
Pick one guy, I don't know who it is, and
everybody vote. Enough with the protests and all this bullshit. Okay,

(44:59):
this fun guy, Donald Dick Stain Trump Jr. He's going hey, tweeted,
I I don't know why people would be so upset
that a standing president of the United States was found
not guilty of something. I don't understand it. The reason
why they don't want they wanted to get your father,
Dick Stain Donald Trump Jr. Is because your father is

(45:21):
not likable. He's an antagonistic president. He's a ship talking president. Well,
Michael Rappaport, you just have been going on for forty
minutes about the greatness of your ship talking. I am
a podcaster. I'm not the president of the United States.
I'm not the president of a bank. Okay, I'm in

(45:41):
the Michael Rappaport business. I'm in the I am Rapports
stereo podcast business. I'm not the fucking president. I want
the president to be better than me. I want the
president to be a more patient, more dignified than me
than me. The president should be way more dignified, way
more emotionally in control than me. Okay. So yes, I

(46:07):
recognize certain things about my personality that I see in
Dick Stain Donald Trump, But I ain't the fucking president.
If this piece of ship wasn't the president, it would
all be hunky dory to have hit shows and all that. Now,
when you die, Dick Stain, Donald Trump, people, where what
do you mean die? When you pass away, the car
that is carrying your body will be AIPD. That's what's

(46:28):
gonna happen. You're not likable, Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr.
Why don't you walk around Manhattan one sunny afternoon, bring security,
bring your security, but walk around New York City, Go
go through all the five boroughs where there's the most people,

(46:49):
and you see how people respond to you. You don't
understand why people are so disappointed that, Dick Stain, Donald Trump,
your father wasn't found guilty, No, and likes this fuck.
He's an antagonistic, disrespectful fuck. Okay. And then today another guy,
remember a couple of like six months ago, Michael Lavinati,

(47:12):
he's gonna run for president. Michael Avinanti, he's he's teasing
that he might run for president. This fucking guy was
representing a porn store, he was had alleged abuse against
his wife. And this this fucking clown, I don't know
why and I should run for president? Why the funk

(47:32):
were they saying Michael Lavenant he should run for president.
He'd be a great candidate because he's sort of handsome.
I'm sort of fucking handsome. No one's ever said Mike
rap should run for fucking president. There's another kind man.
You could just smell it, you could feel that, you
could taste it. If you have any instincts, any any gut,

(47:52):
you just this. What's this guy talking about? He's seeing
things on a different plane. You ain't Tom Brady, Duke,
You ain't Aaron rod Just you ain't seeing things on
a different plane. You're talking bullshit, representing Stormy Daniels, representing
a former porn star. No disrespect the porn stars. This
fucking clown was arrested a few hours ago for trying

(48:15):
to extort Nike. You dummy, you fucking dummy. You you
were trying you, you fucking con man, You were trying
to extort Nike. You think you're gonna get over on Nike.
You ain't Nike. You think you're the first asshole that
tried to extort them. Apparently he was trying to He

(48:36):
threatened them to do a press conference about some n
c a A violations. Duke, Now you know you're going
to prison. Okay, you try to extort Nike for twenty
five twenty million dollars allegedly. I don't want no more
lawsuits allegedly, and you got busted, asshole, And they were
talking about this guy should run for president. Get the

(48:58):
funk out of here with that nonsense. Speaking of lawsuits,
shout out to Cardi B, who's also a way better
rapper than Kodak Black, way better puns, sense of humor, punchlines,
not even close, way fucking better. Support her a great story.

(49:18):
She's suing some bloggers, uh and more of these fucking
experts and some hit the hip hop bloggers that accused
her of a few different things, one of which is
that she had STD specifically hurtpies. Good luck, Cardi B.
I got your fucking back, pseudos, fucking assholes. These people
think they could say anything about you and not get

(49:41):
a lawsuit. Cardi B's at the top of her game.
She's lawyered up. I wish you are all the luck
with her lawsuit. You're going around saying Queen Cardi B
has STDs, that she has herpes. Sue these fox shoe
the ship out of these fox CARDI B I got
your back, you got my support, top to bottom. All Right,

(50:04):
I've been rocking and rolling here going solo on that
answer fucking fifty minutes, fifty five minutes. Uh, I told
you I was gonna bring in the Young Shooter Dean Collins.
We're gonna talk about the Act, which is a show

(50:25):
that I'm obsessed with on Hulu. My review of US,
the Jordan Peel movie, which, like I said, I went
to go see. I didn't go first screening, but I
went day one, okay, to the Arc Light in l A.
I have to say I was disappointed. I was very
fucking disappointed. We're gonna talk about the Act, show that
I'm obsessed with on Hulu. Uh, this is US and

(50:46):
so much more coming up next with my man Dean Collins,
a k A D Young Shooter WHOA all right. As
I said, it's been a while since he's been on,
he's been reminding me constantly. Uh, the Young Shooter, Dean Collins,

(51:06):
Welcome to the Iron Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Trust me
when I say this, Shooter, there's a lot of new
listeners today, awesome, trust me on that. So they probably
have no idea who I am because it's probably been
what six six months? Yeah, well you know what, Dean,
I try to invite you to know that's most know,
you're a pain in the ass. You're you're like the

(51:29):
fake Ferrest Bueller. Do do you know why I say
the fake Forrest Buler because like you know, first, like
you know, time was not of the time, was of
the essence of him. Like yeah, but like first, like
he kind of walked to his own beat. He showed
up when he wanted. You're the fake Ferrest Bueller because
you try to do that ship to me and I
go recording, recording, then you don't show up. Never never happened,

(51:50):
just to the just to the listeners and to the
o G listeners that were there from day one years ago.
You know that I was on the first episode I
think of the podcast. Um, and I just want to
say that, Uh, Michael just stopped calling. That's just bottom line.
Everyone knows I'm available, I'm not true, I'm here. You
can count on the phone stop ringing. And even when

(52:11):
the when the fans d m me saying why aren't
you on the pod? I could just say, yo, ask
Michael man. I don't know what it's just me. I'm
just I'm just stop over here. I'm on the fucking
on the podcast can stop all. I'm just like, I
don't know what it is. You'd think you'd want to
talk less. You have more more guests and people to
help you out over here. But you know what water
under the bridge? Um, I'm happy to be back, dude,

(52:33):
there's just's no there's no bridge, there's no water. Like
my man I said, you could come on whenever you want,
thank you, But but the podcast stops for nobody. Dope. Like,
when it's time to record, it's time to record. When
it's time to put that fire out, it's time to
put that fire out. And right now the fire is
being put out. I just want to feel like a guest, bro.
I just want to feel like you see company, have

(52:53):
your new apartment. I can't even get a couple of wards.
I got you water. You put your shoes all over
the couch. You fucking I mean I had to. Okay,
let's just ask this just you. You you just moved
into a new place. A question number one that all
the fans are gonna want to know. So the young
shooters just moved into a new place. Really nice. This
is question number one. Um, did you break out that

(53:16):
spacelight yet? I knew you were gonna ask me something
along those lines. The spacelight has been broken out. Um, oh,
so you've been freaking off. It's not necessarily been freaking off.
I've been just preparing. You've been skating. Yeah, I've been skeeting,
but I don't know. I'm not gonna I'm not here
to tell any stories about the skeeting. I'm just very
happy to be so you haven't been skiing, because usually

(53:37):
when you when you know I'm not I didn't say that.
Usually when you when you come on the podcast, I
tell stories about it. But I'm not gonna tell that
you're not doing skeeting today. I'm not talking about that
story today. Okay, it has happened. I'm three months in.
I'm in a one bedroom apartment. It's just me. I
no longer have a roommate. You've seen it, right, It's
it's definitely spaceline material. I just asked you a simple question.
I don't I'm not trying to get into a long

(53:58):
winded thing about your like my floating desk, by the way,
like it's mature. Yeah, alright, man, is cool. Well we're
off to a good start. What else did you want
to talk about? Well? I wanted to talk about a
couple of things. Uh. I want to talk about The Act,
which is on Hulu, which you and Toby Moore's friend
of the Iron Wrap both. He's into it too, Okay,

(54:20):
who's also got a podcast? He's all over the act.
Love that dude, and I got to talk to him
about the Act because I'm I'm a fan. I brought
it to your attention. We need to get a forum
for this. We should. I feel like no one's talking.
Let's get into the act and then we'll get into us. Okay,
but can we can we talk about just to preface
the act, we talk about the backstory of the whole
thing'll get you. I think a long time ago. I

(54:43):
just want to say, I think a while ago, we
talked about Mommy Dead and Dearest. I don't know if
you talked about it, but I know you hip you.
We talked about it on the podcast I Got you
onto that, and then we definitely had a full length
podcast about that document. What's the name is? So it's
called Mommy Dead and d And I will just say this.
You can find it on YouTube. And I'll just say this,

(55:05):
I don't know how we didn't put it as a
sick Funk of the Week documentary, but it says as
out there as anything you're ever gonna see. It's called
Mommy Dead endears. It's up there with abductive in plain sight.
It's way the funk you have. You have to see
it clearly, Okay. So basically it's about a mother and

(55:30):
a daughter, and the daughter is sick, and she has
all these illnesses and she's wheelchair bound, and her mother
is like, she's one of chemia. She's you know, she's
kind of a Make a Wish kid for chemo. All
this kind of donations, donations, and so the mother is
making money off of all these donations and and tricking

(55:51):
everybody into thinking that her child is sick, which is
called Munchausen by proxy, which is an actual thing where
the mother's make their daughter sick or their child sick
so that they can have the attention for themselves and
have them closer to them. And so it's so it's
so severe that this girl, her name is Gypsy, the daughter.

(56:13):
Gypsy's the daughter. The daughter's name is Gypsy. She is
rolled around on a wheelchair for years thinking that she
can't walk. No, she knew she can walk. She knew
she can walk. But everybody in her world, in her life,
whenever they make public appearances, you would think it was
a crippled kid. But they're saying, oh, she's addicted to sugar,

(56:34):
you can't have that cupcake. Gypsy mother diabetes and she
she has a feeing to put in her, the mother.
But we have to just prefaces. The mother has tricked hospitals, doctors,
manipulated charities. Uh they apparently you don't know if anything's true.
They lost their home or what she said, she lost

(56:54):
Hurricane Katrina. They moved to Missouri, have a house built
for them, customized for a wheelchair bound kid by Habitat
for Humanity. So they're they're running this con for fifteen
sixteen years, long time and and long come a long time.
But I don't think um Gypsy knew. You know, she
started getting older and she started realizing what her mother

(57:17):
was doing, and so and this is all in the
doctor Mommy dead and DearS. And when I tell you,
you're like, what the fund is going to crazy ending?
It gets fucking while we're not gonna ruin it here,
but it's it's a must watch. And if you're into
sick Fox, and you're even just sick fun documentaries interfere
into like murder docs and chill, that's that's the one.

(57:40):
It's way the funk out there. And like I said,
I know it's on HBO on demand because I rewatched it,
and I know it's on YouTube. The full thing is
on YouTube now. But listen, do your homework. You know
the name. It's called Mommy Dead and dearest. Find it
illegally downloaded, whatever you gotta do or don't. And so
obviously it's so fucking sick that they made a show
off of it. And it's called The Act on Hulu

(58:02):
about this act, you know, the pretend of the whole act,
the whole act. And so it's the mother and the
daughter and Patricia Arkatt plays the mother and sharkt just
off off from Dana Moore, Who's Who's I Love Patrici
ark Hat. I'm a song about her career change. Patri
Shark was most famous for true romance, where she was
she was a hot she was shout out to you,

(58:25):
you were in worldly and just the case and exy
and is appealing, and it's beautiful and as alluring as
any screen character. And just in case anyone listening doesn't know, um,
Michael was in the movie True Roman. May they know
if you saw True Romance and you'll listen to this podcast.
You just can never assume, right, that's true. I wasn't
True Roman. You were in that movie? Did we talk about?

(58:46):
You know, this is a legendary movie, but you have
to forget like you were legendary acting in that Thank you,
Thank you. But the thing that I wanted to point
out before we go into the act is Patrick Shark
Kitt started out as a starlet. She was a starlet.
She was very good actress, but like she was beautiful, sexual,
very sort of open with her sexuality in roles, not
in your different teeth than everyone, which was super cool too, yes,

(59:09):
and but in her roles not in real life. So
as she's gotten older, you know a lot of times women,
especially ones that are known for their beauty, they'll phase out.
Patricia Kent has made a second act of her second
act of her career, like very few actresses do. Going back,
What's the movie she won the Oscar for boyhood. Boyhood

(59:31):
was the start of it. She escaped from Dan Moore,
which was just our showtime with Benicio del Toro and
Paul Dana, which she lets let's be real, she lets
it hang. You know how Christian bail, he loses weight,
he fluctuates, he gains weight for rules. Patricia is about
that life. She's flying. Fuck, she's about it. She does this,

(59:52):
about that Duncan donuts. She's all about it. Embrace it.
And you have to do that as an actress, especially
when you get to that s an age point, because otherwise,
like she she wasn't known as a great actress. But
she's now being her the second act of her career,
she's carving out a real niat. Yes she is as
a character actor. And I just want to also shout

(01:00:13):
out and we'll move on, but I just want to
shout out that Jennifer Aniston did a movie years ago
where they said, oh, I think it was called Cake,
If I'm not mistaken, I think it was called that
where she didn't have any makeup on, and that was like,
oh my god, Jennifer and Patricia Arquette. When you watch
Dan Mora and you see her and she really about
that no makeup. I mean you talk about she trumps

(01:00:35):
them all, she's getting on her. I mean I'm not
I'm not even going to go that graphic. And not
only that, what makes it even sloppier and dirtier is
these crazy accents that she's doing. She's going, gmc honey,
you got coming, Oliver. You know she's doing these crazy
and I will say this, as good as she is
in this film, the one criticism I will say, and

(01:00:56):
and accents are very overrated. Her accent chang juice and
scene for scene herr and and do you think her
accent her southern accent, it's not an easy accent. It's
a it's a cage in New Orleans accent. It changes
scene for scene. But you know what I care. I
like that because maybe she's doing it on purpose, because

(01:01:16):
it's all in act. She doesn't know where she's from.
She wasn't Katrina. But anyway, this is this podcast. She's
on a different level of brilliant because her she's flipping
the script of her acc I just wanted this car
seven years, also changes her accent, changes the scene for scene.
So I'll let all Patricia, she she can she can
let that one slide. Chloe Sevigne. I like Turn Zodiac.

(01:01:40):
I liked her in American Psycho. Other than that, she
was put on that show. That show, the HBO show
Um about the Sister when they were Bill Paxton the
name of the show, Big Love. She was a regular
on that any good that anyway, this has become all
about Petri Shark in the act. We just want to say,
go see it. There's a lot of great concents on

(01:02:01):
Hulu and it's about this story. And I want to
preface it by saying this as far out as the
documentary is the true story the TV show, I don't
know if it's it's it's gonna be like it's like
two episodes out. There's two episodes justice far out because
committed shout out. I just want to shout out to

(01:02:22):
Joey King, the girl, the little girl plays Gypsy. I've
met her before. She's a very talented actress. I remember
her when she was a little girl in The Conjuring
and she's right, No, she wasn't she she I met
her with with my friend Logan, but she was in
the movie The Conjuring. She's a great young and she's
a really good young actress. And then this ship she
is she she nails Gypsy Blanchard. I think her name

(01:02:45):
is to a t. And it's all this, you know,
it's out there. She's like baby Voices and anyway, check
that out. It's on Hulu. It's called The Act. And
before you watch it, I would I would suggest watching
Mommy Dead and Dear. Who I know my man John Coddling. Uh.
He's also a friend friend of the Iron Rap or
Stereo Pockets. I hipped him to it and he sent

(01:03:07):
me text going what the fuck quite a few times yes, um,
so that we're both hyped on that. I can't wait
to see how it unfolds now watching the HBO Sied
the Case against Ied, which was was based on the
podcast Cereal. Everyone's heard about it. We don't have to
go into the whole thing. Three episodes are up. Three
episodes are up. I think they have four. I'm just

(01:03:27):
gonna be the one to say it. First of all,
I didn't listen to Cereal, and I think I'm the
first one. Better the podcast better than the way they
presented this documentary. I don't like the way that they're
presenting the doctor doing every thing and the kitchen sink technique. Wise,
they had animation, they have flashbacks, they have this, they
have that, numbers, highlights, graphs. I mean, it's just listen.

(01:03:50):
It's it's good, it's it's kind of confusing. It's a
little confusing. And there just isn't the smoking gun where
I'm like that dude is innocent. Get him out. Um,
so I just want to say he's guilty. I don't
know where I'm at right now. I thought the third
the first two I was like, my man, I don't
think it is guilty. Third episode in I was like,

(01:04:13):
you a percent had something to do with this ship
and the way you're talking over the phone of and
you know an interview this yourself too. Yeah, you're you're
doing a little too much. You know, you know something,
you know something, but you know what do you know?
And if and I just want to say, if you
are listening somehow from prison and you want to talk

(01:04:33):
about it, maybe you can bring that to the Iron
Wrap part podcast is a friendly, safe environment where if
you did want to open up about things O J
as well, if you're listening, we're here. So, um that
goes to the gypsy No she she no, No, no,
Gypsy Blancher dropped and owned to what she did. But
but I would love to know, like since then, I'd

(01:04:54):
love to sit down with Gypsy, like maybe go on
like a mile run before we do it, just to
be like is this crazy? You're running and ship like yeah,
no one, you could walk where you were like a
minute mile like you're fucking you're pretty fast and and Gypsy,
if you are listening to this, I will have two
dozen cupcakes with extra icing at just at the door

(01:05:16):
when you come in to to the Iron Wrap Word Studios.
Um now us the film that yes, so I can't
see us, but STI a lot of mixed things about
Jordan Peele movie follow up to Get Out, which I
was very excited to see. I went to go see
it at the one thirty show at the Arc Light
in the Dome on Friday. Uh Me and my wife.

(01:05:39):
We brought candy, we brought soda. Um it was a
two hour film. I was extra hyped. And I have
to say this, I was disappointed. It's not a bad movie,
but it is a straight up horror film. Um. The acting,
especially by Lupete and Nyone. She's a good fuck yo.

(01:06:01):
She's really good. She ain't just a pretty face and uh,
she is way out there in her part. And you know,
Jordan Peel is a very good director. He knows how
to set a mood and a tone. And when I
say tone, he knows what he wants to make. He
knows this is horror film. I want to make you
nervous here, I want to make you scared here. I

(01:06:22):
want to make you uncomfortable there. That being said, I
don't fuck I'm I don't funk with horror films. And
I think that the trailer was misleading because I think
we thought it was gonna be horror, but I think
he was gonna be horror with these messages and statements
on culture, and a lot of the reviews are saying, well,
after the movie, you should read up on this and

(01:06:44):
read this blog. No, no, no, no. I went to
the movie. I didn't love the movie. You're not doing homework.
I'm not doing homework. I'm not doing a follow up quiz.
I'm not reading an instruction manual. I'm not, uh, you know,
going on YouTube. And I looked for all that because
I knew that like, get out that kind of ship,
because Paul told miss Anderson all of them could start saying,
I'll go to this blog, go to that blog. You'll

(01:07:05):
understand by I'm not how you either get it like
it or not. Now again, it's not a not good movie.
I just I don't get scared in the movie theater
like Jason and Freddy Krueger and all that. Like this
is it's not that in terms of it's not like
Jason and Freddy Kruger's. It's more psychological. But it's definitely

(01:07:27):
a horror film with murder scenes and blood and over
the topness. And I'll say this, at a certain point,
you knew certain people weren't gonna get killed, and I
was like, why am I even nervous anymore? Like I
I knew they were gonna all make it through the journey.
I don't, fucking I haven't seen the damn movie. All right, Okay,
everyone keeps saying all that plot twist. My truth cens

(01:07:48):
is the movie made seventy million dollars in three days,
so my two cents doesn't matter. I just was disappointed
because I thought I was getting something else. I thought
I was getting something that was about sociology and life.
And you see I the way that you just pitched
that makes me really want to go see it? Okay, well,

(01:08:09):
because I'm like, I'm not looking for that. I'm not
looking for cultural significance. Is I'm looking for that horror
film I like, I don't know, like The Shining, I
like fucking uh what? I like The Exorcist, I like
all that ship. These are those are benchmark horror films.
The Ring. You remember the Ring? That was a great
What's the Ring? Oh? I love by the way, I

(01:08:30):
loved Hereditary. What's that Tony Collette was in it? Man,
you need to get your movie game up, bro. I
think every listener knows what I'm talking about when I
say Hereditary with Tony Collette, the horror film that came
out I think last year. I heard that was really good.
It was great, and so I'm down to see it.
I haven't seen it, Um go see it. I just
want to segue into something because I'm not here just

(01:08:52):
talking about movies and be you know, the kind of
sidekick guy of like, oh what do you see and
what's good? And I didn't know. But I did have
a story that I wanted to tell on the podcast
when it happened, but I didn't get the call from you. Um,
and so now we're a month later or whatever it is.
But that's fine. But but but give all the context
because this Michael calls me and says that he's going

(01:09:14):
to do a Netflix special on Laughing. The show Laughing
with Ruth Buzzy and all of them, the nineteen It
was way ahead of its time. It was a comedy show.
They talked about fake news and it was all the
things sort of that they used to that they're talking
about now. It was a comedy show. Ruth Buzzy, all
the great comedians call Reiner, Rob Ryan, and Robin Williams,

(01:09:36):
like everybody would come through this sort of comedy variety show.
They were doing a reunion, I believe the fiftieth anniversary
for Netflix. I got called in because they look at
me as one of the great comedic voices of today.
That's what they said, they I think they that's what
they said. I didn't say. I don't know if I
heard that out loud, but they said something along. I
have the email, I'll post it. And they said, we
want you to do something with Snoop And I say,

(01:09:59):
to this side, get down where and when? Right? Because
with Snoop was wearing when there is no other questions asked?
So the where was the Dolby Theater where the oscars
had just taken place? Where shout out to our boy
Rommy Mallick who won Best Actor on that stage. So
we're we are going. So we're at the Dolby Theater

(01:10:20):
surrounded by so many A lists and I mean breakdown
who's there? So there's everywhere you turn. There's Billy Crystal,
Michael Douglas, j Leno, There's um Neil Patrick Harris, there,
Kenyan Barres who created Black Yes, and so this just
there's more. Let's tell more. Who were else? Tony Hale

(01:10:40):
from Arrest of Development and vip Um, you had God there,
John Lovett's there, every everyone in David Spade was there
right with David Spade. Um, you had every Tiffany, you
got it. There was a who's who have comedy ps?
So we're there. Michael tells me he's doing a little

(01:11:00):
bit with Snoop. I said the same thing that Michael said,
When and where to you? I said, when and where
Dolbe Theater? Seven o'clock. I'm picking you up here. We're rocking.
I don't know anything about it. You always keep things
very low key with me. I didn't know much. I
know you didn't know much, but you but all you
told me was that you're presenting with Snoop and you
have like three pages of dialogue, like you're doing a

(01:11:21):
sketch with him and Tiffany Hattish, and so I was like, oh, ship.
So here we are being walked into the Dolby Theater.
You know, it's like it's like almost famous. You know,
we enter the V I P. Section of you know,
where the band's load in and and you're, you know,
everyone's on their walkie talkies and headsets, and you know
Mr Rapports coming in this way, and oh, Michael Douglas
is coming that way to the left, and blah blah

(01:11:42):
blah blah blah. We're going down the hall, passing every
famous person's dressing room. And we just saw that we
just made just mentioned everybody passing them in their dressing
and we come to find out for some reason, yes,
they don't have a dressing room for me. I don't
know why that. I don't know why that is. They
don't really have to dress The must have been a
fun up. But they had a green room, they had
a green room. But the green room was stiffest bricks.

(01:12:04):
It was. It was just a lot of people didn't
have dressing rooms apparently because a lot of I think
it wasn't just you, It wasn't just but you know,
but but what was I was like for a second,
for a second, was like, why is there not? They're
like stand here. I'm like, na, I got two hours
before I'm going up. And I think there were literally
a hundred dressing rooms. There was like hundreds, and for

(01:12:26):
some reason, I think they have they had you. They
said that they had you in the basement, but we
didn't want to get down. There was kind of an
office space situation where you were kind of like the
utility room or something. But anyway, what was cooler about
that was that you ended up having to share a
dressing room with Snoop Dogg like Snoop Do double g
um and as we like to call him, Uncle Snoop Um.

(01:12:47):
And so we're in this dressing room, okay, and it's
me Michael Snoop and Snoop's videographer. That's it. That's it.
And I'm not joking, like dressing room like bongs are there?
Starburst skittles like like it's it's it's a private dressing
room and it's just us and we're killing time. We're
not in the green room. We're just hanging in nine.

(01:13:09):
We're in here for for over an hour and we're
just shooting the ship, smoking and blah blah blah blah blah.
He's telling us white House stories and this and that,
and we're all bonding and it's just a very surreal experience.
And explain what really I was. I'm gonna correct you
if you don't say it, But what did you say
about like when we because we were like I've been

(01:13:30):
around Snoop a lot, yes, but that was it was
and I've met Snoop with you it was so different,
so like that's who this person is. And you get
a sense of like, this is who the person is.
But what do you remember what you said about him
that night when he was talking. You were like there's
so much love in his face and his eyes when
he's just such a nicee like like music aside and

(01:13:53):
all that stuff. And I'm and I'm sitting here and
I'm looking at him, I'm talking to him and we're
smoking together. That aside of being like whoa I'm sitting
and smoking with Snoop Dogg. After that kind of goes
away after thirty minutes or whatever it is, you're just like, damn,
this dude is just a cool guy, guy knows your name, personable.

(01:14:13):
Speak on that again, because yeah, so, like, well, before
we go into his dressing room, he's blazing up like
he's got his own blonde or whatever, and they go, Snoop, Snoop,
we want you to take a photo with Lily Tomlin
and Billy Crystal and Michael Douglas. He's nice to everybody,
so they're getting ready to He's got the best fucking stories.
He's got the best. He remembers everything from his life,

(01:14:34):
from his career, like moments and he'll just if you
just within the conversation, he'll just tell you stories, and
you're like, he's focused, He's not. Everyone asked that is
he shot? Is he even? He told us about the
first time he went to the White House with Obama
and it's infamous that he smoked weed in the bathroom.
He talks about it all the time. It's been and

(01:14:55):
it's just the four of us, but he breaks down
the story in such detail, like I don't remember anything.
And I don't smoke. I don't smoke like this guy.
So he's not fucking burnt at all. No, And and
he's about to take this photo with all these comedy
legends and all this stuff and they're all freaking out
and there's freaking out. He looks at me and he goes,
he goes, yo dein, he goes, can you hold this
for me? And it's his blunt, his personal blunt. While

(01:15:16):
he takes the photo and I'm holding he goes, yo, den,
can you hold this for me? And I was reason
why we're pointing that out is because he's he's being
inundated by different people. Everybody wants to talk to and
he remembers your name from twenty minutes ago. So now
we get to the meat of the story, right. And
so we finally get into Snoop's dressing room and it's
again just the four of us, and it's very personal

(01:15:37):
moment whatever, and so I've been personally, I want to
know what Snoop is smoking. I want to know if
it's an indoca strain. I want to know if it's
a sativa strain, if it's some hidden ship that we
can't get in at the stores. I want to know
what it is, so I find my moment. But but
this is in between stories about basketball the Lakers. What
do you think about going out with Lebron? You know,

(01:15:58):
what do you think is going on with Antonio Brown?
Because he's infamously a big Pittsburgh Steels. We're talking, we're
talking about Dukie Howser. Yeah, he was tripping off a
meeting Dougie out right. We were talking about all sorts
of ships. So we finally there's a pause in the
in the conversation. I find my moment and I said, yo, snoop,
I said, what's your go to strain? Like are you
are you an Indica guy? Are you as at? And

(01:16:18):
before I even could say CTV, He's like Indica, Indica
all the way, Indica only fun with Indica. And I said, yeah,
me too. I said. I was like, you know, and
we're just shooting the ship. I'm not like fan bowing
out like so I said, yeah me too, I'm just
smoking Indican. I go, but what strain are you messing with?
Because like I can't you know, I I rocked with
this purple punch. I love the string called purple punched
heavy Indica, what are you smoking? He looks at me, Michael,

(01:16:42):
his videographer, they're all just quiet listening, and he looks
at me and he goes, he goes, what am I smoking?
He goes, you know what, Dean, because you asked, I'm
gonna show you. And he has a Louis Vuitton purse,
like personal sized purse. It's his. It's all these colors
and a bag like a like a bag, yeah, like
a travel back. He opens it. He takes out a

(01:17:04):
personal blunt that has a glass filter. It's dipped in
Keith and hash and it's it looks glorious. It's fat
as fuck. It's not like a skinny blunt that you
It's a blunt and it's glass. It's it's his his
personal collection. So then let me just prefaces by this.
He keeps other blunts in his pocket because everyone smoking

(01:17:27):
and wants to smoke and ask and he'll he'll hit
friends off. It's like he runs into somebody. He thought
about it, because like when you asked about it, there
was like he thought it was a side second pause.
It was. It wasn't seconds. It felt like a lifetime, um,
but it was. It was a long pause. And he's
and he looked at me, and I like, I said,

(01:17:48):
he sized you off, like he liked you or not.
He wanted to use testing me if I was really
about that smoke life. So he said, And just to
say this, the past couple of times i've met Snoop,
he's not I'm sure he's a sharer, but he's never
passed me his own personal blood. I think it's a
German thing. I don't. And also, and also why do
you have to pass Why if you're snooping, you're always smoking.

(01:18:09):
It's it's pretty much like he's that or he's smoking,
you're not like, can I have your water? Like a
glass of water? So I knew that coming in, so
I brought my own weeds. Right, So I'm smoking my ship.
He's smoking his ship and he looks at me and
I said, what are you smoking? He goes, he goes,
you know what, Dean, because he said, he said, you
know what, Dean, beat because you asked, I'm gonna show you.

(01:18:31):
He opens up his Louis Bitton travel kit, right, his
personal kit. He whips out the thing that I told you,
the blunt dipped and Keith the glass filter. It's gigantic.
It's his person. He goes. He goes, I'm smoking. He goes,
I'm smoking this ship called bubble gum. He goes. He goes,
that's my he goes, that's my personal favorite bubble gum.
He goes. So then they go, all of a sudden,
the walkie talkie people come in, you know, the the

(01:18:53):
p a's, and they go, Michael, Michael, report, we need
you on set right now. You know, it's it's a
whole production. You know, it's a big, live shown show
with a lot of people, and like people are on
time schedules exactly. So Michael, we need you right now,
right they need me for something different. So Michael's getting
up and Snoop starts going, oh shit. So he starts
lighting the blunt and he goes, yo, I'm out of
the room. At this point, he's out of the room.

(01:19:14):
He goes, yo, Dean, he's lighting the blunt for me,
and he goes. He goes, Dean, he goes, he goes,
take this. He goes, bring this on stage with you
and let me know how you like that. And I run,
I go, thank you, I run. I take two hits
of it. I'm walking up the stairwell up the up,
the different tunnels and this and that, and I'm on
the side of the joby theater. No bullshit on the

(01:19:37):
side Jeffrey Ross is there, Jeffrey Ross. But I'm standing
with a lit, fat as fuck blunt that's just smoking
profusely with the audience is filled. And I'm not joking.
I'm standing on the side holding this thing, and Lily Tomlin,
Billy Crystal, all these people are giving me the dirtiest
looks like who the fuck is this guy with a

(01:19:57):
little blunt? No one else is smoking, and then I
think they piece it together that it's Snoops. So anyway,
long story short, it was one of the best things.
You could see. The photo on my Instagram of me
and Snoop Michael took a candid photopiece and it was
just an epic thing. And so I took two hits
of that blunt. I have it in a case and
I'm going to get it framed in like a glass

(01:20:19):
casing and put two little two rods so that it
can it can lay on there. And now I'll say
this about the young shooter, because I break I break
your fucking balls. I break them, Shooter has been around
a lot of famous people your whole life. You're used
to it. You've met a lot of people, You've had
experiences with with a lot of cool people. We broke
it down on the mountaintop moments you fucking met didn't

(01:20:41):
didn't Logan take you logan learnment, take you to meet
the Five? Yeah, I met Barack and I bonded with
Snoop over that, which was crazy, right, But at all
the famous people you've been around, where do you put
Snoop in terms of and you're you like rap and
you like his music, but but as a person and
as like a star, and as a person who like
when he comes into a room, the mood of the

(01:21:01):
room shifts. Oh, where do you rank him in terms
of just coolness, in terms of niceness, as who's comfortable
with the stardom that he has. I don't. I I
can't think of anybody else that comes to my no bullshit,
I really cannot think, and I of someone that's handled
their fame so well where it's like this dude is
bombarded more than fucking Leonardo DiCaprio and all these guys,

(01:21:25):
because he's such an icon in so many different and
when you see him, there's no there's no mistake that
it's Snoop. No, there's no mistake. I mean, my grandmother
loves Snoop, my mom loves Snoopy. This guy is beloved
by every age range. And so the question you asked me,
there's no one that that tops him. I've met Leonardo
DiCaprio with you, I've hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio, with you,
I've met everybody. Honestly, Snoop to me is like he's

(01:21:49):
like a top two, Like I don't know anyone else
that beats him. There's no hiding, there's no like when
he's funny. He could never do music. He couldn't do
he like if he brought that. Let me just say
this the Netflix special it's coming out. It's the Laughing
Fifties Anniversary. Me and Snoop walked out on the stage
and it was packed. The Dolby Theater, this is where

(01:22:10):
they did the Academy words. It was packed, and that
fucking place. I have never been on that stage. I
haven't been nominated for an Oscar. It was packed to
the top and there's four levels. Well, we walked out there.
They said up next, Michael rapport and Snoop Dogg. The
place went ape shape ship they it went ape. And

(01:22:32):
you know what he said, Do you remember what he said?
He go, he goes. You know, they were tripping off
for me, but they were tripping off for you and me.
And I was like, Snoop, they were tripping off of you.
He kept but he kept going, no, Mike, you're not
listening to me. They were tripping off of both of us.
Like he kept lifting you up. That's another thing with him.
He lifts everybody up. It's always it's never about him.
But that was a rock star ovation. When I came

(01:22:54):
out that that was a rat on something you were
on some you know, the place went crazy. It was Lincoln.
It was like like Lincoln, like like John Wilkes booth
up there, like like you don't know who's up there.
It was. It was nuts. And we we did our
bit and obviously you'll see it and Snoop we were
riffing a little bit like we were improving. He's he
got They said, it's the biggest laugh of us. That

(01:23:14):
it was. It was. It just elevated everybody. And you know,
this stiff ass green room that we went into before
Snoop had arrived. It was all these we're not gonna
name everybody. Everybody he goes he was up, but sweet,
he breaks the ice. Everyone's like got their fucking egos
and their manager and their makeup artists and their assistant
blah blah ba. He just walks in, YO, what's up, guys,

(01:23:35):
like a regular fucking person does two people. It was anyway,
it was cool. He's just a fucking good dude. Um,
before we go, I wanted to just say this. I've
talked about this before. Um. I am on my prolong diet,
which is the diet which my doctor sold me on
by saying, um, it's a fasting diet and your body

(01:23:57):
will be tricked into thinking it's dying. Oh that was
the selling point. Sounds healthy, Yeah, you're and so, and
it's it's not for um weight loss, it's for because
of my various health things. The obviously infamous and iconic
Michael rab pork cough. But as we all know, I
talked about it openly. I suffered from all sort of colitis.

(01:24:18):
So it helps. It helps break down the cells in
your body, bad cells and rebuild hopefully new ones. And
I have been on probably five to seven calorie a day.
We're heading into the fourth day, and you've been around
me every day since we've done that. Um, do you
want to talk about what do you think of the diet?

(01:24:38):
I think that the diet should be called the bad
fucking mood diet because you've been a douche. And I
don't mean to just be so blunt. And I know
you're doing a great job and you you know, you're
taking in your two indred calories and it's about five
whatever the funk it is, but you have been so
unpleasant to be around. Um. I think I think everybody

(01:24:59):
collectively can agree that you've just been unpleasant. But that's
fine because you're doing the death diet or whatever they
call it that they had they had uh posed to
you in the office, and and so I understand that.
And I think that you have two more days. They
said two more days. So I've tried my best to
stay away from you for all. This can't do a week,
can't do it. So I'm hearing surprisingly you seem like

(01:25:21):
you're actually in a better mood then when you're not
on the diet, which is really weird. I don't know
what a lot and what it is. You're gonna come
out with me to Irvine because this Thursday, March I'm
doing stand up at the Irvine Improv. Tickets are still
available there. There's a few left at improv dot com,

(01:25:42):
but you'll probably be gone by tomorrow and they've been
sold out. You you came to oxen Um. The shows
have been dope and we've been rocket But you're coming
to Irvine A percent. I hope that everyone out Irv.
I'm definitely going to Irvine. I went to school, I
got history out there. I went to school out there.
I know a lot of ball out in Irvan. I've
been to your people. Are your people coming to the show.

(01:26:02):
I've been blasting and I'm telling people to come out.
The truth is everybody that went to school with me
and o C is now in l A. Well. They
could take the drive too. But it's been great. You
have been killing it. We've we've been we've been busting
our asses and I will say the Shooter has been
rocking with me. Forget just the big shows, the little shows,
the ten people shows at the Improv Lab, the fucking

(01:26:23):
Tuesday early shows, the Tuesday late shows at the Improv
and all that stuff, and the Shooter has been there
rocking with me holding my hand through all the good, bad,
the weirdness, the comedian behavior. There's a lot of weird
comedian the whole the world. We've been rocking for four
months with comedy. We could put probably the entire comedy
industry on blast four months. That's right. I was at

(01:26:44):
your first show and we've been going like four months
in and it's a whole of the world. But but
but we've seen comed from comedians that we could be like,
these guys have unusual behavior. Can we say that extremely
unusual behavior? All right, that's it. So Thursday, Y will
be in Irvine. Calm, bring everybody, bring your friends, dot
com uh and and the Shooter listen. You have an

(01:27:05):
open invitation. But the podcast won't stop for you. I
didn't say it should stop for me, but it would
be nice. Like how Scowl says where you're like, you know,
let's hang out Scow and he's like, when I come
to l A hit me up and be like yo,
you know, like let's do Scalabrini. Yeah, Like Scow's got
the same issue, you gotta the same issue. I'm easy
to find that you don't reach out though. You want
me to just knock on your door and be like,

(01:27:25):
I'm here for the pod. Invite me bro. I love
this podcast, and I love the fans of the podcast,
and I miss being on here, and um, all right,
well hopefully maybe we'll see maybe you'll be back. Maybe
you're playing you're playing Magic Tricks and all these Disney
games and weird ship. All right, so I am wrapped
for Stereo podcast. I will say this, this is museum
quality Ship Talking Extravaganza episode. Miles Jordan, take us out

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of here with something real nice, some real proper, but
most importantly some real funky. We're done, Sank, Sank, Thank

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