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March 27, 2024 37 mins

Welcome to the fourth episode of Rapaport's Reality (Take 2)! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: P Diddy getting raided by the Feds, The Black Jeffrey Epstein, Kebe being the night Biggie Got Shot, starting The Valley & The Legend of Jax Taylor, a wet blanket, Real Housewives of Potomac & a reality TV show bomb & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed! 

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Speaker 1 (00:14):
We're back, and we're back. Rapaport's Reality.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Episode four, Take two, Lucky number four, Lucky number four,
Take to This is rap Port's reality podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
My name is Michael Rappaport.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
My name is Kimi Rappaport.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
This is Rapoport's reality podcast, episode Take two. And the
reason why I am saying it's take two cause it's
fucking take two.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't like to curse on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Literally, it's take two.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We just recorded this exact same podcast forty five minutes
ago and somehow, some way, for some reason, and I said,
I gave advice. I gave advice on the very first podcast.
I said, the most important thing about any podcast, it's

(01:06):
not what you're saying, not what you're wearing, not what
you're talking about, not your stats, not your information, not
your knowledge. Your plugs have to be plugged in and
your batteries have to be filled to the brim.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Now I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm a professional podcaster, keep you that fucking thing.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Just yeah, it just went dark on us.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It just conked out. And if you do not save
the gold, the gold disappears. And when I say disappears,
there ain't no digging it up at the beach. There
ain't no raiders are the lost arm?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
They don't come back.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh, you guys should have heard me. I was brilliant
the first time. Let's see if I could do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can we capture that lightning in a bottle again? This
is when you separate the men from the boys. This
is when you separate the podcasters from the professional podcasters.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
This is Rap Reports.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Reality, our podcast where we discuss all things pop culture,
all things reality TV.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
And a little bit of our lives.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
A little bit of our life. This podcast is coming
live and direct from Tel Aviv, Israel.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Do not hang up. Don't fucking anyway, don't don't hang up.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I know that's I know that's a very very dirty
word to be saying in this day and age. But
we are recording from Tel Aviv, and I feel like
I'm I'm over.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
My jet lag. Are you? I feel like I'm kind
of over it?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Not.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I do so much shit here in normal life.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
We don't do much in a day like working, working,
like I don't do much like a half a quarter
of what I did here today is what you.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Do in a week.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I would have shut the whole thing. I've been like, Yo,
turn on ESPN. I'm done. Yeah, I'm finished.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Also too, when I got here, it was the morning time,
and you did the smart thing.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You just hit the ground running.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
And I got here with what six point thirty in
the morning, and I got hit back to the hotel
at like eight, and then I slept for seven hours,
and that really messed Whenever you travel internationally, I think
you should hit the ground and just jump in. And
I didn't do that, so I'm kind of messed up.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you feel do you feel wonky?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I just don't feel like myself. I feel like I'm
dying inside.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is that because of the jet like message?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
This is you know, this is the bathroom, not going
to the bathroom. It's like the sugar I'm eating, It's
all my biorhythms.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Do you want to share what sugar you're eating?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Because it's just embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I'm eating like a fourteen year old puberty ridden girl.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
What are you eating?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Like?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
What did you what did you get today? Share it
to people? What you gut shook?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
And I got like jelly beans, jelly bellies, Like a
lot of them.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Were packs of jelly bean. I have and I try.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I offered the cab driver some he didn't want any money.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Sugar I was embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I think he said something about diabetes or he doesn't
do sugar, and he looked like he shouldn't be on sugar.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
But we're here, we are in Tel Aviv.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
We are pumped up about all things reality TV.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
There's so much going on.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
In goodness, you have a VPN because we can watch
on your computer. Oh yeah, yeah, so we're not We're
not behind.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, we're not We're not behind.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well I mean well now that the podcast is cooking,
And thank you to everybody who's been listening. Thank you
everybody who's been dming, Thank you everybody who's been sharing,
Thank you everybody who's been commenting.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Please share, please pass around.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
If you love reality TV, if you love pomp culture,
if you love some friendly fire shit talking, this is
your podcast. And we haven't talked much pop culture no
the first few episodes. Yet we woke up this morning
with what is going to be one of the biggest

(05:02):
popular culture stories of the year. And we're only in March.
Puff Daddy, Oh Boy, Sean Puffy Comb's Diddy p Diddy
love his House was raided by the Feds.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, when you know, when the Feds come, they have reason.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
They don't just show up, no, you know, like by accident.
They don't come to the wrong address. There's an entire
like you know, procedure. They come with the hummers.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Don't put your kids in handcuffs for no reason.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
They put his kids in handcuffs.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Christian I think it's Christian, and the other one's name
is Dior or the other one's when his name is Prince.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I don't I don't follow.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
But they got just like how they did on shot.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Jen Shaw kid.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
And that's a reference there. That's a good cross referencing.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
We could have referenced other people who've gotten arrested by
the FEDS, but we referenced jen Shaw because when they
came far they were filming the sho Show.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
And she didn't know they were coming. I remember this
the Feds, right, this is the Fed.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
They sneak up on you from behind.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
As soon as you bind that wine, they just sneak
up from behind.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
To quote the great Biggie.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Smalls, who, of course you have to associate him with
puff Daddy.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
And I'm just gonna say.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
This, we collectively I collectively, for years have been hearing
all sorts of rumors from girls.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, I'm gonna correct myself.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
The rumors that I've heard around Puff Daddy, Sean Ditty, Combs,
p Diddy, they've all been from guys.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I'm gonna let that sit there.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
You know what, I'm so uncomfortable with this conversation, Like.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
What because he's scary? Yeah, you know what, but he
got bigger fish.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
The rapports reality allegedly cut allegedly allegedly.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
All I'm gonna say is, I mean, I've heard some
dark storyorries about everybody.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Everybody has.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
But you know what I got.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
To do is go on TikTok and look up Puffed Addy.
I mean, the fucking allegations on Puffed Addy have been
going on forever for years and years and years. Cassie,
the girl that he dated for a long time, she.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Said it all, she pressed charges, It was all written.
You could read the documents. It was scary, scary stuff.
He's not a good guy, Okay, somebody who has to
call himself love is in Delulu say.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Because he's he's over compensated.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
But we're compensating for the unloving person that he has.
He called it himself love he means, well, but he's
not loving.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Because we're we're in Israel, and I woke up to
seeing the stuff on my phone. Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
If you guys are back in the States, you probably
saw it in the early evening.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
But Kibi woke up and the first thing you said
at him other oh snap, he did he's on the lamb.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
He's on the run, which turned out to be like
twenty minutes later, not the truth.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I mean, this is going to be the FAKEUS of
fake news. Did this off?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's going to be surrounding this is gonna I mean
they've been on him, the conspiracy theories, Illuminati, sex parties,
all this stuff. These are just things that I'm repeating
that has nothing to do with the stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
That I in my twenties we heard about the parties.
I mean, this is all Jamie Fox was filming him and.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Then he this is what they're saying, he was filming
Jamie Fox, Jameis.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Everybody's tied into this shit.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Let's just stay out of it. I don't want to
be a part of this shit. It's too dark, it's very,
very very I'll just say this. Let's just say he's
gonna be like the Jeffrey Epstein of the music industry.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean, this is the black Jeffrey Epstein. Shit, that's
not the something anybody wants. You don't want to be
the black Jeffrey Epstein, the New Jeffrey Epstein, the Roman
Catholic Jeffrey Epstein, the Puerto Rican Jeffrey Epstein, the Palestinian
Jeffrey Epstein. Nobody wants to be the next Jeffrey Epstein,
a top to bottom. And all I'm gonna say is,

(08:58):
I have heard some alecations from some guys.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Why do you want to keep saying it.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I'm just saying I think we should just leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm leaving it alone. I just wanted to say, do
you say it?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
You've heard some things and next you know, knock knock, knock.
It's the fans wanting to ask you some questions.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
If a podcast, Okay, the podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
And we've heard some things. I was there then I
big got shot. And the thing that I woke up
to is I was like, Okay, I was there, and
all the allegations they were in the car, they were
with the party, the Vibe party back in what year
it was, We had been broken up, and don Yelle
and I were at this party at the Automobile Museum
on Gohot.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
This is a big story, a big story, but it's not.
I mean, it's a big sture, you keep. It was
there to night.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Of course, I was hanging out and I was in
you know, did this world and all everybody the who's
who of the music industry in Black Hollywood, I mean
Maxwell and everybody Maxwell and I'm sure and it's any anybody,
I mean everybody.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I think it was a party vibe. It was the
party at the at the Automobile Museum.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Am on Wilshire in Fairfax, and we were I think
we were leaving. It was late and we were coming
out into the parking was underground, so you would come
out into the underground parking and like that you heard
the gunshots.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
He drove off. He was in the car driving.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
It passed us and as it was going and it
turned right onto Fairfax heading towards Wilshire, and we had
just passed and we ran to her red Nissan Sentra.
That's the car Donnell drove, and we ran and we
ducked right to our cartuon. We parked right in front and.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
You called me that night after it was announced that
it was Biggie that I got.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
At the time, we worked at SoulTrain Donielle and I
worked at Soul Train for Don Cornelis. Anyway, yeah, and
I called. I remember calling you. I think you were
in New York.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I wasn't, I remember, just I was. I was at
New York and I was at my father's apartment. We
were broken up, but and it was you know, it's
when they were This is.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Really corny, but I remember kind of loving that it
happened so that I had a reason to call you.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
It was that cute are you You're like, I swear,
I know.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
It was like any reason, like anything happened in like
the world of hip hop that you loved, and I
could call you that.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Your time, Like you woke me up with the phone
call to you, right, you told me he got shot.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, that's crazy anyway.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Anyway, Yeah, that's stay daddy.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
We're staying out of it.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And I'm not talking about anybody, any allegations or anything
that I've heard over the over the years.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
But we've heard that story. Oh yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Story is going to be the popular culture story of
twenty twenty four and beyond.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
You are listening to Rapaport's reality. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
The last time we recorded a podcast, we were amped up.
We were pretty much foaming at the mouth for the
premiere episode of The Valley.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, because the trailers looked amazing, and I would say
that it's promising, the.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Very very promised, very much so. The first episode of
the Valley premiered. It is not easy to start a
reality show, even when you have OG's All Stars, Bravo TV, Veterans,
Mighty Legends. Jax Taylor is a fucking I don't care

(12:26):
if he got fired off of Vander Piper Roles.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
If he has possibly allegedly done some work to his face.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't know if it's fillers botox.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I think he has cheeks. I mean, I think he
has so much filler in his cheeks that it makes me,
I mean, look at me, I'm sinking and I should
probably do something about it. Like he's or maybe the nose.
A couple more times he's breaking his nose. He admitted
that we have friends that she said friends plural friends
that are plastic surgeons.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
And they just keep going to town.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I mean, are they getting deals or what?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Because Britney showed up in the beginning show like she
was in like one of those like she had them
the measles or some ship like she was she had
an ace bandage around her. She says she just got
a gin fixed, her neck fixed. And and Jax came
in to quote the great Miley Cyrus like a wrecking ball. Yes,
And he showed up at the end of vander Pump Rules,

(13:23):
and you know, it was like it was like Billy
the Kid.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was like Donee or like.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Jaws, and they shot it like that they did.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
When he walked in, he came to guns blazing, uh,
completely insulting Sandoval everything about him. When he's did he
say he was bloated or something.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Look, he said, you look like crap. Man, I showed
in the press. You look like crap. He just went
on down the nail you look old, You look like
you gotta get rid of the nail plush.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
He just it was like he's bad.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
And then the end of vander Pump Rules transitioned beautifully,
seamlessly from his confessional and vander Pump Rules to his
confesses in the Valley. It was set up and I
am here for it and to see him back on screen.
And let's remind people he got fired from Vander Prombrules.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Because he told Lisa, you know, this is my show.
And by the way, she was like, oh no, mofo,
this is my show. But the thing I love about
Jacks is that he parlayed it and this is a
true profession now. He was like, I'm gonna have an
opportunity to be on Vanner Pump and I am going
to come in guns blazing, and then I'm going to

(14:31):
smoothly come in and then in the kitchen with Christen,
I'm gonna man explain her all about that she's not
ready to have a baby, and I'm just going to
take this over and the Valley will be my show.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Right, you could keep West Hollywood. Yes, I'm taking over
the Valley.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That's my thing.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
And his rant on Kristen Dody about having a baby,
his concern about Kristin Doty's boyfriend him to see them
back like they never fucking left. See Kristin Doty aka
k d back. I've said it, but for people like
she's nuts.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I love her. I have a soft spot for I
wanted her to do well.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I wanted to somehow, some way fine, love to see her,
uh with La La Kent in the backyard somebody. We
don't even know the rest of the characters' names yet
they have to earn it.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
They have to earn that from us.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I didn't even concentrate on their names.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
But they were fun. They were great. The dudes were.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
All they were all banged up.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
They were great.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's it's funny.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
It's got some kitchy kind of humor to it.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's like a Christopher guest, Yes, forty year old version.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Almost like a spoof of a Rally reality show at
this point, because they're older and they've all got kids,
and it's I think it's really promising. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
The idea that there's tattoos at a kid's party.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Right, they were getting somebody had a tattoo.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
On pain in the corner of a kid's party is
interesting to me.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
And they're all drinking at kids parties like they were
drinking and they don't drink like, oh I'm gonna have
like a Corse light. They're drinking that brown they're gonna get.
They're doing shots and the people are pregnant. But just
to see Christen Dooty, what did you think of Christen.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Dodi being back? Do you think this relationship is I
loved it.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
This relationship does not. This guy's not for her.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
No guy's for her. She's not.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
She's her picker is off.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I was really sad the.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Picker picker, you know what I mean? The picker.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I didn't make that up, I think, and maybe I
guess is that a term? Yeah, somebody said it about
about Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
I think once her.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Pickers off, she doesn't pick well with the men. I
was so disappointed to hear that she she moved, she
was convinced by a guy to move out of her
house that she owned, that she owned. Devastated for her,
I was like, what is wrong with this girl?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Then six weeks later they broke up. Whether she was
back in another apart right, she sold her house man and.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Now she's with this guy moving place to move in
with her.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
And I was like, this.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Guy sounds like he's kind of a wet blanket to me,
and I don't think it's right. Jack's kind of knows
her so well. He's like, oh, what are you doing.
That's why he's not nice to the guy, because he
knows that this, you know, in all his wackiness, he's
got this weird wisdom Jacks. You know what I mean,
Like he kind of knows.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
The wisdom of Jack's tail.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, it's really true.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
But anyway, what did you think?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I mean, you love her so much. I get annoyed
when we're watching because I feel like you love her
because you like crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I just love her as a character. I think she's
so entertaining. I want to see her do well and
to see her at this point in her life, you know,
still trying to find love. I want to see her
find some peace. Yes, you know, I don't want to
see her doing witchcraft. I don't want to see her struggling.
I don't want to see her angry. And I always

(17:41):
root for all the characters on all the shows.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I root for her, even if I can't stand them.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I know same, I root for them, and like, just
like you know, I'm concerned about Jackson Britney's relationship. Allegedly
they're having problems. Allegedly they've broken up before the season
of The Valley started. I can't understand why Christian Doty's
with getting another what do you call him a wet blanket?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, he seems's he just doesn't have a he doesn't
have enough of a I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
And I felt bad that they talked about a past
relationship where she sold her house, she moved in with
a guy and then he broke up with him, just like,
oh damn, Like, can't you like she's been in the
valley for so long. I want her out of the valley.
I want her to get.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Out of the value. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I don't know what she needs, but I hope that
she gets. She wants a baby, I hope she gets.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Does she want a baby? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I feel like she's saying that because she thinks that's
what you're supposed to say.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, and everybody else is doing it, and she wants
to be a part of it. She's always like on
the outside or she's like always like trying, like she's
always like me, whe when is it my turn? You know?
When me? When is my gonna be my It's just
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, I'm raising my hand, can you answer my question? Teacher? Like,
and then she answers little Stephanie's question.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
First Stephanie's quick waited, and then there's another question that like, uh,
you know what's eleven times eleven? And then like Lisa
in the front row her hand and Christ's like, I
know what it is, and that Jesus never gets she
never gets her moment and I want to see her
do well. But we will say I am amped and
pumped and excited for episode two of the Valley.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah. Same, very very promising, very exciting, and you know.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
And all the other people are great.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You have to learn their names.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
We got to learn their names.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
But like I said, you got to earn the learn.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah. I think there's already a breakup that posts filming.
There's another couple is separated from the show. So that's
kind of sad. A reality kind of could do that
to people.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Reality could definitely kind of do that to people. It's
done it to people, and we saw it yet again.
I'm pivoting. We saw it yet again. At the end
of the Real Housewives of Potomac, Daddy g and Mia

(19:53):
had one of the darkest I know.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
But you're gonna say, I'm gonna have to interrupt you
there because I don't think reality TV did it to them.
That was happening way before reality TV.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think reality TV kept them together all the time.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Straight up, because I think they came on to get
some money so that they could separate.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Weather this storm.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yes, but before we get to that, and we will
get to that, we must get to that, because that
was dark, it was twisted, and it was almost like
TM I.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
TM I for sure. I was uncomfortable and it's hard.
You know, you should never be uncomfortable while you're in
bed watching TV other people on TV.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
That's weird. No, No, you shouldn't be uncomfortable. It's supposed
to be a good time. Yeah, it's supposed to be
a good time. Like you know, I'm all for, you know,
like some chaos. I'm all for, you know, some tension.
But when I'm like, yo, what is this? Yeah, and
like am I own me aside or my dad? And
we said we were like, I don't know who to
pick because I'm not bad.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It was bad. It becomes very uncomfortable. It's like, you
know what we should talk about the women fighting.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
That's one thing.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Women fighting like that is just Candice unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Let's go to the end of Potomac because every every
time every season ends of Real Housewife franchise, I get
a pang of sadness.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Me too. And the last episode.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Uh, all the women gathered, they were all a glitz
up top to bottom.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Oh can we talk about the magazine cover?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
What magazine was that? And who styled.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
It was the fact was it bad styling?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
You know?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I won't talk about the styling so much because that
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
But the pictures weren't great.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
And the women said.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
They all talked about each other's pictures, and.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
They talked about their own pictures.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, and then me they did me and did say, well,
these aren't the actual pictures. And I was like, well,
where are the actual pictures? Because these are really not great.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
And you blew them up like they're like ten years old.
Massive that costs money.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I know.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I just was like, whoa, this is just really awful.
So that was that, And to end with that was
like really interesting, these masks, the pictures of these and what.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Do you do with those massivetres when they're done? Do
you put him in your garage and burn them? Like?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What what do you want to do? Like?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
What do you do with a ten foot picture of yourself,
let alone a ten foot picture of yourself that you
don't even like.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. They
were not good but.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
They gathered for that for the event, and a brawl
broke out between K Karana.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Hey, they're all.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Calling her K, but I think her name.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Is She was a friend and the Cookie Monster Sesame
Street actually Friend Street aka Debra ak, cookie Monster ak Sesame.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Stick with Sesame Street.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Okay, I don't appreciate her. You know why I don't
appreciate her because I feel like she came on the show.
Whether Ashley set her up to do it because she
wasn't in good graces with a Canvae, I don't think
at the time. And you know, she tried to set
Chris up, which I don't like because the footage show
that Chris was not looking at her.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
He wasn't even looking.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
He wasn't even looking at her. I don't think Chris
wanted to be at that party.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, he didn't want to there, and he was not
checking for not checking for her. And also, you could
say what.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
You want about the great Christopher Baskin, but he's not
gonna get caught on camera talking to Cookie Monster Chris Bassett.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, no, he wasn't checking, and then she did it
to Happy Eddie and Happy Eddie's just happy. He really
is a sweet guy. She wasn't doing anything with.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Him, so she tried to tay Eddie wasn't checking for Cookie.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Monster, and she tried to take two husbands down to
like this is not cool, and so let's a start there.
So I'm gonna stick with Sesame Street. I said, you
were calling COOKI No, Sesame Street. I like it better
because she's like all the muppets, that's what she looks like.
You can't have to pick just one. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
And also I don't like when people bring their friends
on that like immediately come not to just be a
friend and a friend be a friend where that you
know they're trying to get a seat at the table
like that. I'm all for women's liberation and leaning in,
but not leaning on my favorite reality show where you
want to part Like stop to that, and yeah, you

(24:01):
can't just come on the show and attack. And also
to like we know what you're trying to do, like
it just don't make it so obvious we're not stupid.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
We watch the show. We study this show, and not
only do we study show, the millions all.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Of us that are listening, are the hundreds of people
listen you're doing, lady, don't do that. We're not dumb.
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Don't manipulate us.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Don't insult our intelligence, don't insult our reality TV IQQ.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
That's a Hollywood term, right, yes, yeah, well they.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Say basketball IQ They always like you knows basketball, like.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
You like, which means we're knowledgeable in this ship.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
But there was a dragout brawl, yes.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Between you're gonna say, you were gonna say? How it
comes about where the show is ending, and they sort
of go to explaining what people are up to at
the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Like Candas is doing this, just putting on our mutices,
she's working on our music.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
And Ashley in GNA and.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Giselle, Giselle's father unfortunately passed, and Ashley in GNA they
said they launched.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
They said this isn't going to be she good to
hear it and they have launch. We didn't verify it,
but they said they have launched.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
I have not looked because I'm not I'm not into
East infections. What do you mean, I'm just kidding. That
was a Candace shade. I just like that because she
said that it looked like Eastern somebody said it would
look very much like it's giving Alexander Wayne.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yes, and Candace sa is giving what.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
She said, Alexander Wayne doesn't give East effects, right, which
it's just TMI anyway. And then and this was like
thirty nine minutes into it, and then the screen went
black and then it popped up and it was G
G money Daddy G and Mia dropped.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
They dropped a bomb.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
They dropped a reality TV show bomb that Mia has
been seeing a guy, mister Ink, mister inc who wanted
to be called is it ink or mister Ink?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I think it's ink, It's just ink.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
He didn't want to be called mistering.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
No, no, no, he didn't want to be called his
real name. She said, when Gee, they kept bleeping out
his name and she said, don't do that. No, she goes,
you know, don't do that, he says, He only says
he doesn't want to mess up his brand by calling him.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Israel like he's like works like he's pepsi or something.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Right, he's Apple, like you know, it was so crazy
to me, and he was like okay, and but he
kept doing it anyway, so they had to keep his
real name.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
And allegedly Mia has been seeing mister Ink for ten
years and G Money knew about it, didn't have a
problem with it, because listen, if you meet in a
strip club, you get married after knowing each other in
a strip club. This is just the kind of lifestyle
you're in. There's just no way around it.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
And you know, it's he's saying, once a stripper, always
a stripper.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I'm not saying, I'm just saying, the mentality is just grimy.
And she they she talked about him going to spending
all their money while they're still together, going to strip clubs, right,
and you know, we found out that g Money had prostate.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Cancer, so right, so he said some of my organs
weren't working.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh shit, yes, Oh I didn't hear that.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
And it just was dark.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, it was so dark and so uncomfortable. And they
were in the kitchen and she was like, do you
want to talk about it now? And he says, and
then he walked away from her. He said, what did
he say when he she walked away and said, well,
we could talk about it when you stop e F
and ink. I don't know, baby, it was so gross
and so uncomfortable to me. I was like, this is
beyond reality. There's there's like a certain point where it's

(27:32):
like it's like watching somebody eat naked.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Do you know what I mean? It's like too much
like I you know, like I'm in my bed watching
you eat naked. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
No, it's like this is tea.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
This is way too much like to melt.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Like.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
It was like no, like I don't even think a
therapist could have helped that conversation. No, like this is
like you guys should have left each other a long
time ago, leave each other.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Alone, breached marriage with uh you know.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Bad business is because she remember they had the chiropractic
business was called joint.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
The joint, the joint where she were the first episode.
When she showed her second episode where she went to
her business that she owned and she ran and she's
a boss bitch and it was empty, I was like,
this is a fake business.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Chiropractical office in a strip mall. I wouldn't go in
there to get them, and you imagine going there like yo,
I need an adjustment.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, it just seemed non operational, and then they had
a big house and then they had to downside and
some things happened, and then he's suing his family members
for it. Just all sounds like really messy. And then
our best friend came on and they were fighting, and
the best friends seemed like she knew more to her life.
Of course, then she shut her down real good and
was calling her out of her name, and it just

(28:43):
sounds like too much of a mess. Here's the problem though,
that I'm really upset with, because when our shows that
we love get to this level, It's happened with other
shows when like New York got like this, and to
a certain.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Extent, the T word toxic. You are listening to rap
a ports reality we be ranked back.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I'm worried about New Jersey coming, like and how these
girls got separated and the new cast members come and
they're not talking to each other. We saw it at
Bravo Cohn where they have to have two separate panels.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
There were two panels because I got to host one
with some of the girls and then somebody owsed another one.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
And they didn't do it for sales. They did it
because the girls refused to be on the same panels.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Okay, this is when and I'm not saying this is
where we're at because unfortunately we heard that Candace is
not coming back.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
She's taking a break.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Candice Diller is not. But this is what happens when
it gets too dark.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, people have to step out. When you start getting
thrown around in a club and people are hitting you
in the glass your friends and people are not even
on the show or hitting you over the head with
a glass, you got to pick up a bottle to
defend yourself. Like this is just crazy, you know.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So, And I'm old here for a table flipping.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh I'm in for drama, and I kind of like,
you know, to go on the edge.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
But when it starts gidding like this, I.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Don't like fights, But a table flip that doesn't lead
to a fight, I'm happy with. If a drink gets thrown,
as long as it doesn't turn into like glass being
thrown at someone's face, Like we all like that. That's
part of the culture, yes, of reality TV. But when
it starts to be Cookie Monster and the Cookie Monsters
the Cookie Friend, it looked like it was two on one.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
She was too Muppets versus.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
It was. It was bad.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
It was really bad.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
It just was to I don't want to feel dirty
after I watch my reality show, Like I don't want
to feel ashamed.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Shamed, right, That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Like, that's not something I could brag about. All of
these women, these corn women with kids got into a fight.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, and then one came in the next day with
the ankle break, like a cast on her foot because
her her manicure is messed up and her toe is
broken or you know, I just it just makes me
feel bad because but.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Where do we go from here?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Candace is gone and Candace's lover or hater And at
one point I could not stand candas I've always got
an online beef when I was hosting Wendy Williams Show
and Chris Chris Baskin, you know that they were pissed
to me and I said, Yo, I'm just talking about
the show man, Like I thought they.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Were new to the game sort of, so they didn't
understand how it works. I think if they look back,
they would understand. But I've always liked her because I
always thought she's good TV.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
She's funny.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, with the one liner, she can shade like nobody's business.
But in person, she's sweet and I really like her,
and I hope that she does well. She wants a baby,
she's got a music career, so hopefully she's going to
take a break and we'll see her back.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
But that's a big loss to that show.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
It is it really is, it really is any of
those main girls, they're really a great fit and a
great cast. We will hopefully we will still have Wendy,
We'll still have I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I don't fucking going on a novel, like what is
the pro.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I don't know. I just think we'll see, we'll see
what happens.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
But Candas announce she was she was leaving the show.
And then after the season finale Potomac, after Candas announced
she's leaving the show, the Great Karen huger Uh Lagrondame
gets into a car accident and is charged with the
d U Y. Now, fortunately Lagrondame wasn't hurt and Lagrondame

(32:26):
did not hurt anybody else.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
But again it's like, what is happening?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I don't know, And sometimes once that happens, well you know,
they're not shooting right now.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
But hopefully she can figure.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
That out, And why wasn't the black Bill Gates driving?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Maybe they weren't together or were they together?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, he wasn't, But I mean, like, why why listen?
Drunk driving is.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Crazy now, that's crazy nowadays, there's no excuse for it. Sorry,
there's a you got ubers, you got plenty of ways.
It's it's a poor decision, no judgment. But it's just
that I say, poor decision, no judgment. That is judgment.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's a poor decision, no poor decision.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Judgment, Yeah, judgment.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
So I hope that I'm glad that she's not hurt,
and I'm glad she didn't hurt anybody else.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's because we don't want to have the character in jail. No, no,
we don't want like her down there with Jen show.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
We don't want to show down there because our ladies
in jail here because.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
We're losing, they're dropping like flies.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
But she's gonna use it to her advantage, knowing the
Grand Dame, she is going to make it a learning
experience for everybody. That's just her style.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's her style.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes, she has to make it for and she might
be doing some community services, so you know that'll humble her.
Put her in like, you know, one of those jumpsuits
on the side of the road and make her clean
up some trash because you know what, drunk driving at her?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Though it would she be Is she in Potomac or
she in North Potomac.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I don't know, but but you know that that will
humble her ass, is was She's gotta, you know, get
on the side of the road or scrub some graffiti
outside of a high school or something like that, because
she's a grown woman, and I want to say an
older woman. She's a grown woman, a beautiful middle aged
woman who does not need to be getting caught up

(34:10):
in a drunk driving accident. You should know better, and
you know drunk driving. Come on, Karen, you go look
Grand Dame Patna, I know.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
And what else, babe?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Well, speaking of Candice leaving, I'm also really disappointed that
Amory Wiley is going from Beverly Hills that I'm listening.
I wasn't even a huge fan of her debut, Like
I was like, ah, because I didn't want to talk
back because I love Marcus, Marcellus, I'm Marcellus Wiley the
football player husband.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
But she's not coming back.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yes, she's not coming back, and I've never seen no
other people have done one and done.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I feel like she deserved another season.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I do too.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Maybe it was her Was it her decision?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
No, because she said, I'm disappointed, to say.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
The least, that's messed up. And what could have been
the reason.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I don't know why. I don't know what the reason was.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Maybe the other ladies didn't feel I don't.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Know how it works. I do not know how it works, but.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I hope it wasn't that last line on the couch.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Where she she stood up for at all. I liked it.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
You know, I think we need someone to kind of
be the contrarian and the I don't care about this esophagus,
even though she was wrong about that, you kind of,
I mean about small esophagus.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
You know, like she was annoying, but so what we
like a housewife annoying. Yeah, I felt like she deserved
another season. I felt like she deserved another season.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
See where it was gonna go?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, I agreed, because we didn't see her life.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
No, no, we didn't get that much into her. And
you know, she stirred it up and that's always good
for a first season person. But she didn't try to
do too much, and I felt bad. And you know,
I could tell from her statement to say, I'm disappointed,
to say the least, because you put yourself out there,
you put your family out there. Yeah, and then it's
kind of like wanh wah whah. It's kind of it's
like being fired. It's fucked up, but it's kind of

(36:02):
probably embarrassing. And uh, I think that she I felt
that she deserved another season and another shot because at
the reunion she was picking up steam. So Anne, Marie Wiley,
we are our team, am Marie Wiley. We feel like
you should have been invited back.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
And what more can I say? Listen, we recorded this
exact podcast, but better. This was better.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
This was better. It wasn't exactly. This is a better
version that far.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
We didn't finish.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
We didn't finish because I looked down and somehow, some way, boom,
the recorder just turned off.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Anyway, We're done.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
It's Rapaport's Reality Reality Are rapp Report, KEEPI Rappaport, me,
Michael Rapport, a tellyfriend, a Telly friend. Still continue to
leave comments. Share, Tell all your friends that love.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Reality TV to listen, to share, Please share, and uh you.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Know we're doing it, and we're gonna continue doing it.
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Speaker 1 (36:59):
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