That Time You Made Us Say O No!

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One started up, waking up theshow, Intern John and your mora sho,
I want to be our first callerof the day or sixty one?
He out, Happy Tuesday, appreciateyou hanging out front, Intern John.

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Is my name, Shelby Sauce,Hello, Hello Rose starial lead, She
is out, Hody still on Honeymoon, got myself, got Eric, got
Savera as well. Nine nine threethree eighth at text, DMS up and
at YMS radio. Today's National MemoDay. Okay, don't like that?

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Not a fan? Do we stillsend memosa? It's usually the email,
the per my last, which yougot one? I got one this morning?
Yeah, exciting, it's great.It was great. I don't want
to hurt that person. That's howyou need today. It's gonna be a
good day when you got up permy last. You know what I mean?
I was like, excuse me,I have I'm not answering. I
decided I think that's probably fast.Yeah, each other goes. Let me

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start your Tuesday off with this.You're not gonna like this. Fun fact
this album dropped five years Backstreet Boys. Okay, amazing? Whoa I follow
Max Martin on Instagram. He's theguy that wrote like he wrote every instinct

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Backstreet and he's in a bunch oftof Ariana two. Okay, that guy's
brain man is just insane, butit's also funny because he's Swedish. So
they talked about how like his Englishis mess not messed up, but his
interpretation English has made some songs famousthat should haven't been famous necessarily, like
hit Me Baby One More Time.His mind meant like call me back,

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Oh yeah, and d n C. He's Caked by the Ocean. He
meant like sex on the beach,like the drink, but he called it
cake by the Ocean and then yeah, cool. So what I'm trying to
say is I want to be sweetshwanna be a famous songwriter? Oh?
I thought you meant by like followinghim, You thought you could sing?
No, I have sung several times. I have several hit records. Yeah,
yeah, you've heard, dude,I got dude. Do you have

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hits? Yeah, hits, Yeah, I have absolute bangers of hits.
You do, thank you Billboards topone here I would say so yeah,
yeah, So Happy Tuesday. Welcometo the show. My name is Intern
John. Hello, Shelby Sauce.Right there, what's up? What's shirt
to say? It says I'm aGemini? Why is that? It's because
I am one? Well, Geminiseason usually starts on May twenty first,

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but this year, because a leapyear, it's our yesterday. So this
year Eric's a Gemini. Oh Iforgot there's leap yer. Yeah, so
this year Eric, Eric's a Gemini. Yes, it's our yesterday. But
Eric's saying he's not. But hewas born a Taurus. So and mine,
idiot, why wouldn't start the sameday every year because of how the

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sky works? Bro, I don'tknow. Look, I'm not Look,
I'm just a girl with a nosering. I don't know everything. But I
know about astrology and planets. Okay, save that, and I know that's
because of the planets. Save that. All right. I'm glad that that
you just admitted that you don't knoweverything, because that's a fun. I've
never heard you say that before.So I know a lot. Though I

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know a lot, I'm sure youdo. Yeah, we had a lot
going on today. I got youChris Brown tickets, got Imagine Dragon tickets.
Also an update on Pillowgate. Soif you remember last week we found
out that Eric has a pillow that'sthirty years old, and we're trying to
get testing so we could test thepillow and see how derry it is because

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it's for sure, yeah, badnews, and it was hard to find
someone that wanted to take that kindof you know stuff with Burnham like has
hazardous material. Really legitimately, wewe try to get some folks tested.
The issue was they didn't think theycould bring it into the building. Like
actually, though, I wish wewere joking, but that's actually what he

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said. It's kind of amazing.Yeah, because the places, the people
we talked to, they test thedeadliest diseases on the planet. They do
like, hey, we can't bringthis pillow the world, which is pretty
wild, yeah, but fair.They're just trying to keep very ra safe.
So instead Eric Brighton here, Yes, so you have a testing kick.
I have an Amazon Yeah, andI mean I live alone. You
live alone, yes, lives alone. I dogs. Yeah. But it's

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not like we're we're allowed to beexposed to this because we're that's true by
ourselves. And your boy still hasn'tgotten the VID, so you probably had
it. You just don't be oneof those people because if you and if
you had not tested positive CO monthsago, you'd still like I ain't get
either. I probably would, yeahright, not probably. That's for three
and a half years. I waslike, I mean I still haven't gotten
it, and then I got it. I haven't yeah, haven't gotten it.

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So don't mean a flexing you onthis Tuesday. Here we are,
I shlby saw us. What's nearthe last twenty four hours? Thanks,
you'll be here on time today.Oh my gosh, you're so welcome first
of all. Second of all,my last one in four hours. I
don't want to say, uh thatokay, Well then I'm going to tell
you the story. You know whatyou want to have an attitude, let
me tell you about my last twentyfour hours. So I am trying to

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be like a frugal, frugal girlyif you will, like save money.
Like I took off my fake nails. I also just didn't really feel like
they fit me. But I don'twant to pay to get my nails anymore.
And also like I'm going on vacation, so some people get waxed before
vacation. I was like, Ican do this myself. I can do
everything myself. So I decided thatI was going to do that myself last

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night, and it was horrible.Yeah, it's And the worst part is
like my bathroom lights for some reason, when you turn them on, they
have to like warm up to getbrighter. And I was like doing this
pretty late because you have to,like because I worked out and your body
can't be hot because the wax willmelt even more. And I hear property,

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So I was like literally just likeI had like an ice pack on
my crotch. And then I waslike, Okay, well now I'll like
start doing this. We're besties,we can talk about this stuff. So
literally, I have like this fulllength mirror in my living room and I
was like, well, that's whereI'll have to do it because like my
bathrooms so dark. So I wasin my living room screaming like that like

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Steve Carell and forty year old virginsKey Clarkson action. I was like,
holy blah blah blah blah blah.I was saying like terrible things. I
can like hear my neighbors walking downthe hallway and it was just terrible.
Yeah that I would never wind thatmyself because I feel like I would psych
myself out Like that's like the becauseit's like kind of like the like the

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reason going somebody else to do itde side the thak you know what they're
doing. You don't know when it'scoming. The impact I learned on TikTok
What to do? Okay, doesit look like a teenager model? On
No No? I did great.I didn't get NAT's Park, but it
was horrible. And yes, youdo have to like psych yourself out because
like I put on that like showon HBO, like that mcmillion show okay,
the like old one from like twentytwenty or whatever about McDonald's and yeah,

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like that one that one cop onit FBI Agent's really funny. Yeah
he was. Yeah, I waslike he was saying stuff. I was
like ha ha, And like whenI be laughing is when I man,
but we're good to go and never'redoing that a good Yeah, that's one
of those instances where I feel likeit's not worth saving the buck, you
know, I don't know, Idon't really because I know like there's like

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some places around here that like theygossip about the show, So I also
just like don't want them gossiping aboutmy downstairs to other people wait really,
yeah, because like I've heard likepeople like gossip like oh my, like
Wax Girl like brought you up whendad, and I'm like, I don't
want to be in that conversation.Yeah. Yeah, Well there is a
place where he does the intern JohnBrazilian cell I'm not gonna find that place.

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I'm not going to get that done. And it's pretty good. Sang
your name while it happens like,it's weird. I wouldn't know. Why
don't you say my name? Ofall happens that's weird. I'm gonna walk
in like, can I get theintern? John? Yeah, No,
I'm not doing that. That's probablyfair. Yeah, yeah, can't be
honest. I wouldn't watch you anyway. Thank you? Yeah, I mean,
yeah, enough Wax in the world. You're so funny, dude.

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Thank you so much. It meansso much when you say that. Yeah,
because you're a horror when to pleaseyou say it, I know you
mean it. Thank you. Becauseyou don't give out compliments ever, so
I'm just gonna take your sarcasm asa compliment. I give out compliments,
not to me, not nearly asmuch as I would like. Okay,
do you just like do you wantto like make like your own little meter
so I can like know where you'reat. Compliment more, Okay, always

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assume any There's only so much Ican do a lot of people, so
m always so many more. Okay, that's a lie. I'm excited today,
me and baby boy Erica Marie goingto Nats game today, very exciting
evening. They're playing the Minnesota Twins, which is exciting. So it's always

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fun for me to see Minnesota playbecause from Minnesota. So it's me,
it's Eric, Eric's father, Eric'sa brother in law Sean, so it's
it's it's a boys' night, wellboys action. Yeah, probably gonna go
to the bullpen. Eric and Idon't know the plan is. I know
the games is six thirty five,okay, love that by the way,
Yeah earlier start. I've heard gamesare quicker. Now love that are faster.

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Yeah, so I think the planis we're gonna metro down, go
to the bullpen, have some drinkies, and then probably go watch the game.
That makes sense, sure, Yeah, that's the fun thing about a
baseball game. I feel like watchingthe game. He's just the last priority.
Yeah, it's just like hanging outhow fun. It's kind of like,
we'll see what happens. We're gonnago and have a ball. Ha.
I don't remember what the Okay,so I've only been to one Nats

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game ever and that was like afew weeks ago. But they have this
like crabcake place. Okay, sogo there. That's all it was.
That's all thanks man. They hadgood crabcakes. I was honestly surprised because
it's like a baseball stadium. It'sdon in Baltimore, So I was like,
DC, you usually neat crab cakesat places because they have too much
filler. They usually do, Yeah, except for Jimmy's. For Jimmy's.

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If you want to submit like thebest food in NAT's Park nine nine three
three eight text if you go inthe game, say hello, I think
Eric Niger head down like three thirty, that would be fine. That is
early. So I said, we'regonna get bomb bro. Yeah, gel
I get bombed for his birthday.Oh yeah, yeah, you get Eric
birthday spanking. It's Nash Park sixtyfive years old this year. I know,

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it's crazy. It's very exciting.I know a nine nine three three
eight to text roses out on MattorneyLeaves Shelby Sauce has the three things you
need to know for your Tuesday coming. What you have for us? There
might be a new way that youcan pay and I'll tell you how first,
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Here's three things you need to knowwith Rose Roses out Matternial Leaves Shelby

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Sauce has the three things need toknow. What you got for us?
Bro Yesterday I told you how theDolly they were playing to move it because
of the weather and the high tide, and it has officially been moved.
So the Dolly a nine hundred andforty eight foot long container ship that is
the ship that struck the Francis ScottKey Bridge in Baltimore almost two months ago,
and they finally moved it from thecrash light to a local marina,

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like I told you yesterday, andbasically the Unified Command announced it was a
welcome event for everyone and they saidthat the Dolly movie back to Court marks
the resumption of commercial vessel transits inand out of the Port of Baltimore,
which is great to hear because everything'sbeen so backed up and then the crew
of the Dolly. They were probablymore excited though than the Unified Command because

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they got to actually get off theship because they've been on there for almost
two months, which is just sowild. Yeah, so I will keep
you updated with everything going on.But yeah, it's actually off of the
wreckage, so that's great. AndRed Lobster is filing for bankruptcy. You
might have seen this yesterday because itwas kind of everywhere, but basically Red
Lobster filed voluntarily for Chapter eleven bankruptcy, but plans to remain open even as

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it closes locations across the US.Like we told you last week, what
we had like five local locations closeddown, so it had previously announced last
Monday they had planned to close ninetynine locations as it deals with its financial
problems, which Rose told you isfrom the end Shrimp, the Endless Shrimp.

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So yeah, the Red Lobster didhave nearly seven hundred locations as of
twenty nineteen, but it had asignificant dip since the pandemic and then the
Endless Strimp is why they actually wentinto financial the financial issues because yeah,
they made it permanent and it ruinedthem, which is really unfortunate, and
you might soon be paying for mealsnow with your smile, which is terrifying.

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So facial recognition payment technology it's startingto gain traction. Companies like pop
id have ink deals with major companieslike JP Morgan to use these systems at
restaurants and retailers across US, whichis just so wild to me and terrifying.
All the people have to do isuse the technology to register with a
selfie and then look in a camerato verify their identity. So the whole

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transaction takes seconds, and it usessensitive info, which has sparked a course
legal issues because of all the datacollection that it needs, and it's just
creepy, like I don't want topay with my face, I shall be.
So those are the three things youneed to know. Thank you,
sas You're welcome. Want to livein the world. That Red Lobster that
was always like special dinner place,I know, and it's like none open

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here. Yeah, yeah, buzzkilled. Remember the time you you least
the house did for me and Isent you Cheddar Bay biscuits. You did
because I never I had never beento Red Lobster. Yeah, and I
still haven't so I know you canlike buy those biscuits and stores and like
make them from home. But itwasn't not the same, No, not
the vibe frozen damn by an hourfrom now, I get asking for a

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friend? How do you break up? What a couple? Friend? Is
that a thing you can do?Seven to fifteen, we'll get to that.
This is supposed to be the hottestnew pool accessory for twenty twenty four
as we get to pool season first, Hosier is officially pool season for like
most apartment complex us and public poolsusually moral days like the first one.
Although my gym opened up like aweek ago. They did a little bit

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early, which is nice. Thehottest new accessory for the pool this year
is a underwater vending machine. Whatfor what? Well, I'm glad you
asked seven thousand dollars of the costAirheads is releasing this thing. It looks
pretty sick, but why so?They've created the first of its kind underwater
vending machine that will dispense airheads whilesubmerge in a pool. There's a limited

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number, so uh, here's thething. Instead of feeding the money,
which would also be difficult underwater.Yeah, there's a scream ask you to
do pull tricks get your candy fixed, like pretending to be a tea party
or doing a little flip whatever itis. And then the video they post
looks sick because the candy shoots out. Okay, so imagine it looks like
they put a submarine into water.Uh huh sinks the bottom. Sure,

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there's a screen and it shoots outthe candy. I'm gonna be honest,
though, electronics in a body ofwater I'm usually against. I'm not really
about that. But also like you'reprobably gonna have to put in the deep
end for sure. How will youreally be able to enjoy it if you
have a diving board and then youcan't die because of there's a giant vending
machine. That is true. Theycost an insane amount of money. They
also didn't to mention how it getsout of there. Yeah, if you

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have to like refill it, youknow that type of vibe YEA. To
be honest, it looks sick airheadsto me when Ultimate Summer candies. Sure,
yeah, as adult can eat airheadsstill probably right? Yeah, you
can pretend it's like a fake tonguestill like you used to faked tongue.
It looks tongue. What's your favoriteflavor? Like the cherry one? Cherry?
Are you like the white ones?What now your blue raspberry? No?

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Cherry? Yeah, I said cherry. You like the banana runs too?
I do? Yeah? Serious?I doop okay, banana runs over
any other flavor. I do likethe banana runs. They taste good,
but not like your favorite though,that is my favorite? Really? Yeah,
but a little banana candies. Youdon't need to keep explaining it.

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Yes, the little banana runs.I do like. What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? That's wrong? What's wrong with you? You
like like our official banana to me? Taste? What? What? Eric?
What? Banana runs are the best? And when you said, we
used to have one of the movietheaters around here, and I would just
you just suck on them or crunchthem. They're good. Yeah, they
actually taste it like banana. Artificialbanana is not good though it's candy.

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Bro, we've already gone past that. Everyone stuck on a real banana.
Anyway, Alry text real quick?Are you are you on mind side with
this or these two losers? Bananaruns the worst flavor candy? You are
so giddy today in Minnesota growing upwith your pop. It's because they like

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that to exactly. There you go, I'm on trial here. Yeah,
you know, all right? Enter. The voting ends Friday. Shelby Sauce
nominated Best Radio Host Baltimore Magazine.You can vote every single day until then,
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sos dot com every single day tailFriday. If she wins, Eric gives
the acceptance speech. That is true, very very exciting. Let's sue this
hi everything celebrity. Shelby Sauce hasher entertainment of port what you got for

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us? So apparently Harry Styles andTaylor Russell have reportedly split about not even
a whole year of dating. Sothe two they sparked these romance rumors back
in June of last year, beforethey were officially spot out in About in
Vienna and then London, and thenthey apparently broke up after a trip to

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Japan together. This was back inApril, though, so the story said
that the couple went through a roughpatch after the trips to Japan, and
that they're taking some time apart.So it's not been confirmed, but it's
everywhere right now. So I'm tellingyou and Scarlet Johansson she's creeped out by
AI, and she confirmed yesterday thather team has contacted open Ai to have
her voice yanked from the company.She doesn't want people hearing answers from an

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artificial intelligence machine that's mimicking her,and I totally understand that. She said
that she did decline an offer fromopen Ai to provide the voice for Chat
GPP four point zero, but stillthe new voice, named Sky sounds a
lot like her. And we've alreadytalked about this before, but they do
sound a lot light. So opena Open a Eye swears it's not Scarlet

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and that someone else just happens tosound almost exactly like her when she lent
her voice for AI use back inthe movie Her back in twenty thirteen,
which is just wild because like theyliterally sound like exactly like Yes, So,
in a letter regarding whether or notit is Scarlet's vocal cords that play
open Ai, open I said,quote, we believe that AI voices should

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not deliberately mimic a celebrity's distinctive voice. Sky's voice is not an imitation of
Scarlet Johansson, but belongs to adifferent professional actress using her own natural speaking
voice. Protect their privacy, wecannot share the names of our voice talents.
I don't think I don't think theactress exists. I'm just saying that.
And this text exchange between Tom Hanksand his sun Chet chat went viral.

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Yes, and I thought it washilarious. So we're gonna talk about
it because Tom Hanks, he's sixtyseven, but he wants to be plugged
in with the rap beef. Okay, And I told you guys all about
this last week. So Tom textshis son Chet Hanks and said, quote
big Maine, which, by theway, I love that he calls his
son big Maine. He said,can you explain the drake Kendrick lamarfu to
me? So yeah, Chet textback if quick summary and ending Kendrick And

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it was really it was cute,ending with Kendrick's recent diss tracks. And
he described quote pretty much the sonicequivalent of when you took me to your
high school in Oakland, and wewalked in on the baseball game and everyone
started going nuts, like if youheard it, and you just like,
if you heard it, you wouldjust automatically know how to crip walk with
a stinky face while clutching an oscarin each hand with Marshaun Lynch. Sure,
then down him up and tell him. But basically he said that which

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solidified the win not only for Kendrickbut the entire East coast, the entire
West coast. Sorry, which seemspretty clear, souse. He just like
told him who won the rap outright? And then Tom hanks response such
a dad response, He said,holy cow, these are fighting words.
People are taking sides. Who's winning. He's like, did you not just
reworise that? Come on, dad, If you're looking for something to watch

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the night, there's not a tonon TV, The Voice on NBC,
the Clean Ladies on Fox, andthen Will trent Is on ABC. Thanks
Sausin, welcome eving to watches thatif you need something to listen to.
We got tons of podcasts, includingthe bonus podcast stuff we don't get to
because at some point this weekend you'regonna be stuck in traffic. Yeah,
it's just gonna happen. Everybody aboutsignal you can get at YMS radio dot
com. I texted this to youyesterday, Sauce, and I said they

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would need a body bag. Yeah. Flying is one of the worst experiences
in exists. It is. Yousee photos of flights back in the day,
everybody's happy, full course meal,looking great, fun flying. Recently
it has been it just it sucks. It's always in the news now.
Yes. Yeah, I maintained ifyou cause a fight to get canceled or

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half of deborg because you're being idiot, everybody she be able to swing on
you. Yeah, okay, yeah, Frontier Lines passenger who is seeing the
exit row? Which got the exitrow? Yeah, extra room, It's
lovely. It's a great place tosid refuse to comply with exit row instructions
in the cabin crew, forcing everyoneto deboard the plane. Yeah. So

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yeah, the video has gone viral. I've I've set the eggs ro before
and the fight attendants will always askyou, like, in the case of
an emergency, are you willing toassist? And you have to say yes.
You have to actually say yes.You can't just say sure. You
have to say yes, and theyhave to see you say yes, and
like you can't even just nod yourhead. Yeah, you literally have to
physically say it. This woman allegedlysaid I'm not saving anybody. Yes,

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she said I'm gonna save myself firstor something like that is what people are
saying. I don't think it's recorded. I don't think that it's the TikTok
video. Oh. She says thatat the beginning of the video. That's
the that's at least what they're sayingat least. Uh. I don't know.
So the fight intendant even was likeokay, but you have to say
yes. Yeah, you still hadto say confirmed. So the fight intendant,

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I want to say, but it'sgoing to be a problem, and
the woman goes a problem. What'sthe problem? Yeah, that's what I
mean. Maybe that's when I startedlike listening to it because I heard her
say that. M she says,we understand, we help people get off
the plane, help Betty White orsomething happens. Yes, duh, yeah,
she says. The fight didn't getmy damn face. Listen, it's

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not. Uh. The worst partwas the rest of the flight was like,
hey, please just say yeah,say yes, yeah, literally just
say yes. And then by thevery end of the video, because it
is a kind of long video,like the pilot's trying to talk to her
and just be like hey, justlike like you're gonna have to go off
the plane at this point. Butthe how loud that plane was because everybody
was just like yelling at her.I was. It doesn't say she is

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with anybody, but I would jumpoff the plane. No. If I
was somebody I was in my party, yes, hell No. Like if
I was like the person sitting nextto her and I did not know her,
I would just get up and belike, I don't play this woman.
Please. The whole plane had ad board flight at delayed. Yeah,
I arrested. Of course, itmight be one of the dumbest reasons
to get arrested. I say isyes. All you gotta say was yes,
Like that's it. And also they'renot asking you to stay and see

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people out. They're asking to openthe door and get your ass out first.
Yeah, it's a very simple thingto do. You've got to make
sure that you can open the door. It's like the whole thing when you
sign up to send that ax orrow, it tells you if I if
my flight got canceled because somebody wouldn'tsay yes the ex row body bag.
Yeah, I would that be theabsolute yeah, and there there you go
with that. I want to getto this too for your Tuesday Sauce.
Send this to me. Why wedon't confirm plans before a date? First,

(23:33):
Billie Eilish and lunch is on?Can you break up with your couple
friends? We'll find out about thirtyminutes on an intern John your morning show,
Shelby Sauce. Yeah, you sentthis to me. Cool that dudes
have a problem committing to plans beforea date or texting the day of to
confirm plans. Yes, in whatway? I just feel like when it
comes like making plans, like guyswill ask you on a date, but

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then there's like nothing, there's nothingthing else to it. So let's so
today's Tuesday. Yes, So theusual way it goes, guy will say,
hey, we should go out onFriday. Yeah, Like, hey,
are you free Friday? Let's let'slike I would like to take you
out. Yeah, and there's nothinglike you say yesterday, Yes, we'll
do dinner on Friday. Yes,yes, but they don't like come to

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you with plants And that's like theissue that's like the whole articles about is
like guys will ask you out andthen it just becomes this whole thing,
well what do you want to do? What do you want to do?
And I can like easily, likeeven when I had hinge. It's like
one thing about me. I knowwhere I want to eat because like it's
my computer, if that's what you'relooking actually, but it's like it's just
coming like when it comes to makingplants, it's just so back and forth

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and that it's it's not fun,like they reserve the seat if you will,
but they're not sitting there. That'swhat I'm saying, Like I because
I read like the whole thing andit was basically just saying like guys like
to have like the option open,like basically not just saying like for like
maybe another woman, but even likeoh, just cause like they don't really
want to like settle on plans incase they change their mind, so that

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doesn't seem like it's like a realplan. They're just like holding the date.
It is a little bit like thedog that chases this tail, yeah
and catch the tails like no,and like I get that not every single
person when they ask you out,they're gonna come with you with a full
plan. It just would be nice. Yeah, so the lady wrote the
article. She says that she hadseveral guys dropped the battle fall ups.
They'll ask me out, never followthrough. Yeah, after I out for

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days and times when I first startedexperiencing, I would question myself and be
like did I need something wrong?I've become desensitized to it and find it
highly annoying. Yeah, because likeif you're just gonna say like, hey,
are you for your Friday, let'sdo something, I'm probably like half
the time, like she said,you don't hear back, and then when
you do, it's like, sowhat do you want to do? It
just doesn't seem like a genuine date, cause it's like you're just kind of

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like fiddling around day off day before, like what are we gonna do?
Where are we going? That's oddthings. I think I would come with
a plan then, Yeah, Andso seriously, me being me, I
will tell the person that's trying toask me out, like I need to
know what we're doing, but dolike I like to know what we're doing.
I want to know the plan.I want to know, like I
have to plan my day. Well, it's almost where to the fellows.

(26:06):
I feel like you shot your shot. Yeah, Darnie did. Like the
worst part, like have the followthrough of like at least you probably know
your favorite restaurant. Yeah, Imean, or some event to do,
or like ask what my favorite kindof food is and then make reservations or
something easy. It's funny because theytalked to some a dating coach. This
dating coach says men love vague plans. Yes, yes, are we surprised,

(26:30):
No, no, we're not.He says dating apps are made by
men so that men could be lazy, and so that men can find multiple
options without a chance of failure.Yeah, he says, I think a
lot of men get off from theidea of knowing they can get it.
When the time comes, they don'thave the energy to go through with it.
I do think that's probably true.That is true, though, and

(26:52):
it's just it's really annoying because we'reout here just trying to like figure out
what our next step is. AndI personally, I've said this for years,
like I don't go on dates onweekends because I'm not going to give
you that time slot for when Icould be with my friends. Yeah,
I think the dude's size. Iget the idea of, like you fear
rejection, so at least now,like to this guy's point, you know,

(27:15):
like okay, I we all fearrejection. Yeah, but it's it's
like I could have gotten the date. Yeah, now I can just know
that, you know, yeah,I don't have to actually go on date,
and I actually have not worked out. I know I could have gone
date with a girl. Yeah.That it's just ridiculous, Like that's a
little ass backwards. It is,it is, and it is like very
lazy, but also just you're wastingeverybody's time. And I know that we
can like be here going circles aboutit because like they already do know that

(27:37):
they're wasting everybody's time. Well,and this kind of leads into the next
part of the cycle. The datingcoach says the most common issue he hears
from men is they're frustrated women aren'tshowing excitement about them, like not excitement
about the date, which I kindof understand the lip side, it's like,
yeah, but if you've been blownoff, yeahs, yeah, I
mean you've had bazillion bad experiences,but like, okay, I will show
excitement about a date. If youcome to me with plans, like if

(28:00):
you're gonna say, hey, areyou free on Thursday and you want to
do top golf, I will actexcited. Yeah. That kind of fits
in too, because they say thatthe uh women fail demonstrate eagerness to meet
up. But to your point,saus that there's no real plans, how
can I be excited about it?Yeah? What am I excited about?
I can be excited about it.I am excited to meet you. But
it's also just like a lot ofpeople have been in this cycle for so

(28:22):
long that like we also don't knowhow to act. Is like we're too
excited? Is that gonna make younot want to hang out with us?
Let me ask you this, sure, do you would you be interested if
dating apps put on there how longthe person's been on the app? I
think that'd be interesting because like sometimesbecause like you know how I like will
delete dating ass and get back on. Like even when I moved back here
and I downloaded the dating apps again, I saw this guy like I was

(28:45):
like a few of them that Ihad matched with multiple times before, like
on Bumble and a Hinge when Ilived here, Like in twenty twenty.
Sure, I'm like, oh,look back again, dab it up.
Like in Atlanta when I would doit, like there were like certain guys
down there that we would like justmatch with and be like hey, still
here, what's up? But wenever met I've never met these guys,
but it's just like, uh yeah, there's like oh there's there's my homiees

(29:06):
still on this app. If theycould do it, honestly, I would
almost want how long you've been singlefor and how long you've been the app
because any kind of see like okay, if they've been single, maybe like
how long last relationship? How longyou've been single for? How long on
the app? And it gives youa better screenshot of like how things are.
I don't know. I don't Idon't need anyone knowing when my last
relationship was. It was so longago to make it seem weird, but
it's not weird because I've just beenfocused on my job, So I don't

(29:30):
think they need to know. Ithink that's I think that's fine. They
say that you want to be ableto feel pursued while not feeling like crap
about it, Well, yeah,say, I give people the tools they
need to succeed if you want tobe able to feel pursued well the same
time not feel like pooh is say, Hey, this conversation was awesome.
I'd love to get a drink sometimeWednesday or Thursday and make a plan.
I'm in I like that. Ithink again, dudes are afraid of misreading

(29:52):
situations and being a screenshot. Ithink that's I would be. I would
be more inclined to respond to thatbecause I am horrible reading sign I mean
yeah, but just if you're alreadyasked somebody out, why wouldn't you just
come with a plan. That's fair? I know. Don't ask me bro
saying I'm relearning all this stuff.Yeah, I'm just I'm just throwing it
out there. So if somebody's gonnaslide your DM sauce, have a plan.

(30:15):
Yes. It is like getting textit's like hey, and it's like
down place out. Yeah, it'slike what's up? What do you want?
Yeah? How are you? It'snot asking somebody out without plans,
only asking them out. Yeah,you're just saying like convenience. Like there's
this guy that texting yesterday, He'slike, hey, when you move over
here, I'd love to take youout. I'm not moving for another month.

(30:36):
Take you out where? Why then? I don't know? And then
I said, okay, I waslike, just text me in a month
and that's like literally why I sentback and he's like, well, no,
I'd like to get to know you, like in the meantime. No,
I don't know. I'm busy.Yeah, I'm not gonna be a
penpal for another four weeks. Yeah, that's that's annoying. Also, I'm
just not interested. I should havesent him I interested. I just was

(30:56):
more so like what Yeah, butthat is annoying because like this another across
the bridge? Sure? Also,please ask, says the sin Turn Johnny
Marrishaw. Can you break up withyour couple? Friend? We find out
next hang out? Very exciting.On Thursday, read the unboxing for Sauce's

(31:19):
birthday. I think we do thebirthday celebration on Thursday because Friday is gonna
be a big travel day. Yes, okay, so what was what's that
big one with the black box?Can you read? That's from the really
heavy one? Because all these folksand and stuff from for Sauce's birthday to
unbox for uh wait, hold on, saying that microphone jam Marini's skin research.

(31:40):
Okay, it's really heavy. I'mexcited. All right, I'll talk
back a look ahead. Look getuse multiple microphones today. Yeah. So
Thursday al show roping the boxes,which is very exciting. We'll do the
Sauce birthday celebration on Thursday. Friday. Voting ends for Sauce to win Baltimore
Radio Hosts of the Year Baltimore Magazine. In the podcast The Thoughts Shower for

(32:01):
Best Podcast. You can vote voteSauce dot com. That's vote s o
S dot com. I'm excited forema birthday on Thursday. I already have
my outfit picked out. Try iton yesterday just for the show. Yep,
no, I actually like had tobuy any skirt. So it worked
out, sick and you trust usto decorate the studio cell maybe depending on

(32:24):
like how like you said Eric wasgoing to decorate it. Okay you said
that weeks yes, you said weeksago. Okay, yeah, yeah no,
but so I did buy myself asign that said it said something like,
well I guess this is getting older. Something's like super emo like song
la. Eric kind of vibes.Sure. I opened the packaging yesterday to

(32:44):
like put it together so that likewe could be like ready, it's missing
like five letters. Okay, wellyeah, it's pretty emo. Just make
sure because I asked you weeks ago, if you remember, I was like,
tell Eric exactly what you want.It's the point when you come in.
Okay, he is giving me alook like he has no idea your
birthdays even this year. Yeah,yeah, it happens. Let's reconvene.

(33:06):
It is leapier. Let's circle backon that and then just fill him in
please because he's forty hours. Cool, we got time, We got time,
roses out, maternial leave Shelby Sauce. Is the three things needs now
coming up? What you got forus? We have another cool locasion opening
for food and I'll tell you itis. Plus, can you break up
with your couple friend first? SabrinaSin turned Johnny marsh Owers from the City
That Changes the World. Here's threethings you need to know Free Tuesday,

(33:31):
Shelby Sauce. What you got forus? So Wiki League founder Julian Asan
is due back in a British courttoday or sorry, he was due back
yesterday to learn if he'll be extrayedto the US, which he will be
the Australian is wanted here for publishingclassified government documents online, but has fought
his extradition for years, including thetime that he's spent spent in Ecuadorian Embassy

(33:54):
in London until he was kicked out, So I will keep you updated on
that and then and Richard Remp he'sa ninety eight year old Marine veteran from
Poolesville, Maryland, and he recentlyfulfilled a life ball dream where he received
his high school diploma. So hedropped out of school when he was going
to school in Pennsylvania when he wasseventeen, didn't listen the Marines during World
War Two, and then he alsostarted in the Korean War after that.

(34:15):
So he did find out that hehad in the fall stage four cancer and
his friends at American Legion Posts toforty seven. They reach out to Sharon
High School to try and get himthe diploma that he would have received if
he had not left to defend thecountry. So at first Sarah told it
would take some time to produce thediploma, but when the district superintendent for
Sharon High School, Justy Gleros,learned about the situation, she was able

(34:38):
to expedite the process. So Ithink that's super awesome. So Justsey actually
drove more than four hours to handdeliver him the diploma, and upon receiving
his diploma, he expresses deep gratude, saying thank you very much. If
people don't know how much this meansto me, I'll cherish this for the
rest of my life, which Ithink is so sweet. Yeah. Absolutely,
and then popular chicken restaurant raising kinehas I said on a second locations

(35:01):
in the district after Yeah, soafter filing plans with the DC Historic preser
person Preservation, I cannot talk toHistoric Preservation Office for renovations to a former
tobacco shop on M Street. SoRaisin Kanes did not answer any questions about
its opening date or anything. Butbasically it applied for monocifications to a structure

(35:22):
located at thirty two forty nine mStreet Northwest, So basically this location is
between a Sophora and a Chipotle,So I mean, yeah, So basically
they opened its most recent location overhere in Manassas last month, and so
that's like and then it opens firstDC location at Union Station in January.

(35:42):
So they're starting to like look outfor more in the area. And I
mean I'm pretty excited. I've nevereven been to a Raisin Kines. Oh
really No, for some reason,we have a Minnesota Like we hadn't had
chick Fla, but we had RaisinKnes. Okay, it's really good,
but it's mainly the sauce. It'slike the thing to do. Yeah,
I guess that a lot. Yeah, I'm sure we saw those those three
things you need to know the day. Remember I was talking about voting for

(36:06):
sauce for best. This is sidebarradio personality. No, this is sidebar.
You can't hear me. Yeah,you don't have to do it.
You should do it. You don'thave to you should do it. You're
unreal, dude, I hear Ido Yeah. Anything, Yeah, write
a letter or something like maybe likearound your birthday. She'll be back.

(36:29):
Yeah, I'm gonna I want tohave Clinton eventually, but we're just kind
of giving them a little bit oftime to to settle into. Yeah it
has even been a week yet.Yeah, with with baby g g unit
as we're calling her now, whichis out your grandma's g unit? Yeah,
my phone, she's always well.Then we go asking for a friend
of something we do on Tuesdays becausenobody has all the answers to life.

(36:51):
We're all trying to do the bestwe can. We have no idea what
the hell we're doing. You don'twant to talk to the people in your
life about it. Maybe it involvesthem. What do you do when you
want to break up with the couplefriends? We'll talk to her next first.
Bensim boone is intern general. Letgo in herndon fake name, Liz,
good morning, Good morning. Yourquestion for asking for a friend involves

(37:13):
a couple friends. So let's setthis up. You and your boyfriend been
together for how long? Eight monthsor so? And you have a couple
friend that you you met her throughwork? Is that right? Right?
She works with me? Gotcha?And her and her man have been together
for how long? Two years?I think? Okay? And so you
guys will do double dates. Andwhat's the issue? Well, I mean,

(37:37):
individually they're great, but they whenthey're together, they just snap at
each other. The Christians we callthem, yeah, behind their back.
They just all the time they're fighting, arguing, snipping, snapping. It's
just it's tense and it's no funfor us. It's weird because individually,

(37:58):
like they're awesome, but they justaren't a happy couple. So it's a
situation where you guys don't enjoy hangingout with them together because it just makes
it awkward. It's awkward and theyget loud. Yeah, can you not?
Won't get by too much? Wementioned off there too that she'll sometimes

(38:19):
try to bring you into the fights, like okay, yes, back her
up or something. Yeah, Ijust want to glass the line and to
watch the band. So you youbasically want to know is there a way
to break up with the couple friendbut still be friends with your coworker?
Is that fair? Yes? Thatwould be nice. Can't put you on
hold one second? Yeah? Thanks, I say your fake name Liz?

(38:44):
What do you do? Can youbreak up with a couple friend? Can
you even talk to them about it? What happens? Eight seven, seven,
nine, five, four six eightone to call nine nine three three
eight to text asking for a friendan internship? In your morning? Asking
for a friend an intern Gianna marrinshow, We just talked to fake name

(39:04):
Liz. Her and her man havebeen doing double days, so they cowork
her and her boyfriend, though itsounds like they hate it. Because the
couple fights all the time. Canshe break up with the couple friends?
Eight seven seven nine ninety five foursix state one to call nine ninety three
three eighth the tank, So Iget you on hold shelby sauce your thoughts.
I would just tell them just becauselike it it's really drained to be

(39:27):
around people like that, and thenalso you'll see them at work or like
her at work. So not tolike burn that bridge, but I've had
similar situations where it wasn't like thecouple friend like I was like double dating
with this like couple. But Idid tell them that I just was distancing
myself because it was just really hardfor me to be around them because they
fought so much. Oh yeah,and it was just really like draining and

(39:47):
negative all the time. So Ijust told them it's like when you're at
your friend's house as a kid andthe parents start fighting, It's like I'm
just gonna sity the table and starestraightforward. Literally it's so awkward, and
then it's just like whenever you goaround, you're gonna start thinking of that
negativity and you're just gonna basically notwant to see them anymore. Yeah,
there was a couple friend they hadwith an ex ex girlfriend where they were

(40:09):
like together for a long time andshe wanted to be engaged and he'd not
pop the question, and she wouldalways bring it up in like ways of
put him down, like yeah,I'm not gonna do that. I'm a
ring on my finger all the time, to where I was like, this
is a disaster. Yeah, Andlike I got the feeling that my ex
ex girlfriend also didn't like hanging outwith them. Yeah, And I'd be
like in my head, like,are these your friends? I'm here because

(40:30):
of you, girl, Yeah,I want to be here. Yeah,
Like you know, like she wouldcomplain about them, and I would say
one thing and beg, why don'tyou like my friends? I'm like,
I don't think you like your friends. It's just so awkward and uncomfortable for
everyone. When you're acting like that, it's the worst. So I don't
I don't like it when you dreadhaving to go out for the double date.
Ye, it's like, oh,this is gonna be the worst.
You like, Oh, they're gonnabe arguing the whole time. It's not

(40:51):
fun. Yeah, guy is drinkingthe lobby real quick before we get to
the actual restaurant. You know whatI mean? Let me go in Forrest
Hill. Do you actually get goodmorning? What would you want to say?
Girl? So, of course,yes, they can break up with
them and she can still these friendswith her. I've had a similar situation

(41:12):
to it my brother when we werein high school. I would go out
with my brother and my boyfriend hisgirlfriend, and him and her would always
take the fight with each other.And I guess because I'm his sister,
I the the privilege to say,look, I don't like her. You're

(41:35):
she's always fine with you, she'salways ringing down and I'm not gonna hang
out with her just because you're forthem. Then she can always a letter,
sit down, girls out the writerletter and send in be like,
look I can't do it. I'msorry, I can't can't do it.
Yeah, love me as Ashley.Are you still brothers and sister with your

(42:00):
brother? Oh my god, that'smy brother to make sure, Ashley,
thank you so much for listening.I have a great day. I'm mad.
I'm man. Let me go realquick, Julie, you're in a
similar spot right now. What's goingon? Yeah? So I have friends
that argue all the time, andthey do have a kid, so I

(42:22):
think it's partially the kid. ButI was just honest with my significant other
and I just told them, youknow, like they argue a lot and
and yeah they're great, but tome, hang out with them a little
bit less or maybe not playing asmany things with them. Yeah, if
you're honest, it's it's it's usuallyjust you know, people will just just

(42:44):
appreciate it. To you, Julie, was your a significant other or were
they thrilled with you bringing it up? Like, yeah, thank god,
I don't want to hang out withthem either. I think that she was
thinking the same thing. But it'shis friends, so you know, he
didn't want to be on about it. But for sure not girl, for

(43:04):
sure, Julie, thank you forlistening to have a great day. Yeah,
of course, my man, Myman. I think it's a good
point because if you hate the friends, it's a good chance your person hates
them too, for real, becauseit's like you around like that like negativity
all time. It just like takesa toll on your own relationship. It's
it's the worst. It is theworst. It's legit, Like I'm just
trying to eat. I'm just tryingto have a good night. It's the
weekend when you make like the breadand butter taste bag because your sour attitude.

(43:27):
That's the most Unamerican thing you cando. Damn man. Yeah,
if you want to doing asking fora friend DMS or up and at WYMSS
Radio. Sauce has her entertainment partcoming next with you Have for Us.
This show finally started filming its finalseason. I'll tell you what it is.
Well us, you're Chris Brown,tickets happy around. Go into the
nance game today. You see twofellas that have me and Eric. It's
us boys day, Boys Day.Eric is father Carlos brother in law Sean.

(43:55):
Go in the game, baby,if they were into the bullpen before
and and angry guy and a younghappy guy. Eric's the angry guy.
I'll be a young happy guy.Okay, tell Eric birthday out, see
some birthday shots and birthday spankings.But you can do it the game today.

(44:15):
I hear you say, lurk everythingCelebrity Shelby saus has entertainment apart with
Yeah for Us. So Taylor Swiftdoes not want a repeat what had happened
in Rio last year when that fanpassed away from getting exhaustion at our concert.
While in Stockholm for the aristort,Taylor took a moment to make sure
her fans weren't having an emergency.It was the final night of the shows

(44:37):
in Stockholm, and she took amoment to clarify emergency signals so that she
would know if there was a problemwith anyone in attendance. At the sold
out show, she said, quotesomeone in the front row, can you
either tell me yes or no tothis question? When you guys are putting
a bunch of flashlights up in agroup, does that mean people need help?
After getting confirmation, she said thatshe was happy to have that clarification
and that she lets hear you knowshe saw an issue, which I think

(44:59):
is great, Like I know theartists are doing so much up there on
stage, but also there's just beenso many horrible incidents that have been happening,
So I do love that. AndBen Affleck it sounds like he doesn't
think things are going to work outwith Jlo. This is from an inside
source, so this is not necessarilyfrom his mouth to an actual to me,

(45:22):
like he didn't text me and tellme this, So basically an Insider
is saying that quote, if therewas a way to divorce on grounds of
temporary and sandy, he would.It's the combination of things. But their
fame is basically the smallest issue thatthey're having. Although Ben does have a
very different approach when it comes tomedia attention, those that aren't close to

(45:44):
him say that Ben doesn't like allthe attention and it makes him uncomfortable,
whereas Jennifer Lopez is totally opposite.I do kind of feel bad for Jlo
because I am on Jlo flock EraTikTok Oh. But she doesn't seem like
a very nice person anyway, SoI don't know. I'm just saying she
doesn't seem very nice. She attacksinfluencers, But anyway, what do I

(46:05):
know. Ben says it in thelast two years, though they have that
he has been in a fever dreamthe worst way, and he's working hard
to find a new place. Iwill say that it does look like he
has been working very hard to finda new place. He's been looking at
a lot of places. Yeah.So, and then production has be gone
on the final episodes of Yellowstone.It's, you know, the hit series.
Everybody has been waiting because the firsthalf. The first half dropped in

(46:28):
November twenty twenty two, which aireduntil January twenty twenty three, and the
second half of its fifth season.They're filming right now in Montana. It
will have six episodes and it isgoing to be airing in this November on
Paramount. So I will keep youupdated on that. I know everybody's very
happy. I know my parents arevery happy. Of course. I believe
we for something to watch the nightwe got The Voice on NBC, The

(46:50):
Clean lays on Fox, and thenWill Trent is also on ABC. Thanks
os welcome. Everything to watch isup if he needs something to listen to.
Got tons of podcasts put in theafter show podcast Bonus one Ymsradio dot
com, Chris Brown's Coming Town.We want to get you in the check
in an intern Johnny Morning Show.We haven't done this in a minute.
Make us say, oh no,what story do you have where something went

(47:15):
so wrong? Our only possible reactionis, oh no, was it the
one we had a while ago wherethey got to the wedding venue and they
know there was an event that daythe venue was locked? Yeah, oh
no. What do you do whenthat happens eight seven, seven, nine
four six s eight one to callnine ninety three three eight to text.

(47:36):
If he texts, we will callyou back from a Maryland number. We
can change the name, We canchange your voice. The best one gonna
see Chris Brown. Make us say, oh no, it is intern Johnny
Morning Show is sir, Chris Brownis coming. We are getting you in
the check in an intern John inyour Morning Show. Make us say,
oh no, what story do youhave? Their only response can be oh

(48:00):
no, eight seven, seven,nine nine five four six eight one to
call me nine ninety three three eightto text. Let's go. Fake name
Vicky, Good morning morning, yourhand? What you got for us?
Girl? Okay, So I wasjust sort of scrolling through Bumble over the
weekend and I noticed that one ofmy friends who's getting married her fiance is

(48:25):
still on bumble. Oh no,oh does it look well? First of
all, how long have they beento the other four? Well, see,
we're not super good friends, soI don't really know how long they've
been together. But all I knowis that they're engaged to get married.
Like, I don't know if theyhave a date or whatever or sure?
Sure does the account look current ordoes it look like it could be maybe

(48:47):
he just didn't deactivate it from along time ago. Oh that's a good
question. No, it looks prettycurrent. Okay, yeah there, okay,
all right, okay, I putyou in hold this one second.
I she's your current leader. Let'shear yours. Make us say oh no
eight seven seven nine four six eightone to call nine nine three eighth attacks

(49:14):
the best one. Gonna see ChrisBrown the check it I need turned John
in your morning. I got theseChris Brown tickets in a second. I
want to get to this too.That because I was talking to a friend
of the weekend about a forehead kissand how apparently means a lot more than
us guys realized. Had no idea. I had no idea. This is
like a deep, deep thing.Well you didn't like notice that like people

(49:36):
swoon around me? Nah? Areyou kissing people a lot? Nobody's around?
Yes? Why I tuck Eric inatnight? Well, kiss you on
the forehead. Why can't you everjust be normal? Like God can be
honest. It's not intentional. Butwhen I said the first sentence, and
then you may see him, I'mjust kissing people on the forehead I realized

(49:57):
I was in deep, so Iused Eric to bail me out, as
I usually, No, you putyourself in deep because you're like people's soon
real. That was obviously being ajoke. Yeah, okay, well what
was I supposed to stay back tothat? What was I supposed to stay
back to that? Like? Yeah, because I've never seen it, So
you're being hurtful. Yeah, yourbirthday week, you asked for it.

(50:21):
No, I've never asked. Youdid today today? Yeah? I do
today to ask for it. You'vejust been pushing my buttons? How what
was it doing all kinds of days? Was the last thing to push your
buttons? You said? The purgatoryis like I'm going to go somewhere worse
than you. Yeah. No,okay, if we get back to the
track, because Sauce is implying thatshe's almighty and going to a better place

(50:43):
than I am, I was like, you're for sure not going to a
better place than I am. No, I said that. I hope you
get suck in an endless loop ofyou embarrassing yourself because you love it when
people embarrass themselves, and I thinkit's not nice. Yeah, So I
hope that that is like where you'llbe stuck for a while. Okay,
well, thank you for that.You're welcome. Let's go in Mississippi.
I mean free. I heart radioapp Casey good Morning. I make it

(51:08):
say, oh, no, girl, what you got for us? I
try to do a gender reveal cookie, so deputs down on the cookie and
blue her think it was going tocome out. I wanted to find out
with my family and you know,not by myself. But I go to
pick up the cookie and it saysit's a boy on the receipt oh talking

(51:29):
like the person who's working, Likehow ridiculous this was that. She was
like, we didn't know who wasgoing to pick up the cookie. So
I went to the manager and shedid the same thing, like nobody understood
what just happened. I was somassed. Yeah did you? Oh?
Hear myself? I'm crazy. Wait, Casey, so did you keep it

(51:51):
a secret? Then I'll put herhog on my is the freaking feedback,
because I'd be curious saying like doyou keep it a secret? Or do
you do you tell your spouse?Because that sucks, dude. I would
also feel like if I worked atbakery, yes, I'd be three thousand
percent sure, like do you wantto know what it is or no?
But also like I feel like mostplaces, at least in the past general

(52:13):
reveals I've gone to the bakeries havealways put it in an envelope. Yeah,
because then it's not out in theopen, so it doesn't matter who's
picking it up. You're not gonnaknow unless you open that envelope. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.Let me go Ashley, good morning,
good morning. All right, laidhonest girl, what you got?
Okay? So I just got abrand new job, super choked about it,

(52:37):
but my coworker thought it was okay. My current coworker thought it was
okay to also call my new placeof employment and ask for a job for
herself. Oh my god, whyoh no, that's wild. And did
she drop your name? Like hey, I know actually and uh yeah.

(52:57):
And then my new boss was likethat was weird. Yeah yeah, girl,
yeah. And is this coworker anidiot or just uh oh yeah,
total id Yeah, I get that. It's Ashley all my second, you're
in the running. My goodness,Uh, there's so many of these.
Let me go to another Ashley,Ashley, good morning, good morning.

(53:22):
This is our wedding. What happened? Oh my gosh, the pastor kept
replacing the bride's name with my name. Oh no, that's so awkward.
Yeah, and so did Is itbecause you had talked to the pastor beforehand?
Or are the names close even?Yeah? No, I don't know

(53:43):
him at all. But yeah,we all congregated before the wedding and you
know, we're taking you know,getting jokes. Everybody's probably having a shot
just to calm the nerves. Andthen when they first got up there,
he was like, oh, we'rehere with the groom and the bride and
you know, and replace the bridename with my name, And everybody in
the audience was like, oh,yeah, here's a real question, Ashley.

(54:06):
Is the couple still together? Theyare not? All right? One
second, you were in the running. That is a sign. Sign,
That is a sign. Yes,that is a sign if they can't get
your name right, And then I'dbe like, oh, there's something so
there's a reason for this for sure. Let me go in a beautiful bell
air Kelsey, good morning, goodmorning, how are you doing well?

(54:30):
Thank you? Laid on me girl. So I worked at this preschool and
we went for a field trip Wewent on a train, like a historic
train in Pennsylvania and it was reallynice. We hired a storyteller and some
kids were like falling asleep. Itwas super relaxing and all the windows were
down, and then a swarm ofbees came on and started singing all the

(54:54):
kids, for all the kids,Oh my good. No, why that's
when you said, Oh no,I was like, this is the perfect
Yeah, there was nothing we coulddo that sounds like a horror movie.
Feel hilarious. Yeah, sure,all right, Kelsey, one second,

(55:17):
you're on the round name. Thatwould be the absolute worst. Yeah,
you would be in trouble. You'reallergic? Oh yeah. Bees are also
wild because we're being like on theverge of extinction. Nobody's told them.
Yeah they're They're just like out herethe whole thing. Dude. They're just
out here stinging away, and we'relike being so nice and caring towards them
and trying. Yeah, especially becausesome beastes look angry, like horns and

(55:38):
wasp. They just look like theygot an attitude. Well I mean not
bees. I hope you get stung. Mess up. Yeah that's mess take
that back. Wait, oh holdon, So Heather good morning, Hi,
good morning, late on me girl, your sorry prowe now involves celebrity,

(56:00):
Yes, uh, it involves I'msure you guys have seen Breaking Back.
Y, it involves the Walt Junior. Yeah. And so I met
him while I lived in LA andwe ended up eating for about a year,
okay, and we he ended upmoving to Texas, and so we

(56:22):
were doing a long distance FaceTime call. We're doing a long distance FaceTime call,
and his mom very protective of himand didn't really like me in the
first place, I think because I'mnot really of status. So I and
so we were on FaceTime and shebursts in and starts cussing me out,

(56:46):
starts cussing him out for having meon the phone, and then is like,
but aren't you still seeing your ex? We're seeing the girls home,
and just laid it all out allof the tea. It was piping hot.
Yeah. Then was like, I'llwake up your sixteen year old sister
right now to get proof for you. And basically, yeah, it was

(57:08):
like an hour long breakup over FaceTime, involved with his family. Yeah,
I ended up I recorded it.All that was so blowing that it was
happening. I was like this can'tbe real. Am I in a fever
dream? But I recorded it.It's there. Can I just say that
I I pulled up his Google andI clicked on his mom. She looks
like the type she does. Okay, yeah, she looks like yeah,

(57:31):
yeah, I think that's okay.All right either one second, you're in
the running. She has nor bya mother, author producer. Okay,
well, I mean that sounds nice, but you're more than just a mom,
You're a person. Yes, butalso uh to bust In because he
means he's an adult. Yeah,he is a bust in and rag on
him for dating. That's a Shedoes look like a mom, zillah,

(57:54):
that would do that for sure.Wow. And yeah. Also, I'm
gonna wake up your sixteen year old. What's that going to do? That's
so weird? Come let me go. Fake name Abby, good morning,
Good morning. So you used towork at daycare? What happened? And
so we had it wasn't my class. This was my first day care job.

(58:15):
And we had a class that wewere doing hide and seek to kind
of get every the kids to likewind down. And I guess no one
paid attention that one of the kidswasn't accounted for, and so we finished
up like getting all the kids withthe parents, and sure enough, the
mom was always late, so noone really found anything of it until later

(58:37):
in the evening we got a callfrom the cops that the kid was locked
in the daycare. Oh no,so this this little little boil little girl.
I guess, little boy. Itwas a little girl. Okay,
So she hid so well that shedid not come out. Yeah, she
had kidden. She had hidden thereading circles behind like the plush animals,
and so no one found her andwe actually got heard. Yeah, I'm

(59:07):
not kidding. It became like athing. Sure, I mean, you
guys lost the kids, but shewon the game. And I'm not saying
it's right because like I hid inelementary school in the dress up box.
Your dad loves the story. It'syour dad's favorite story. Bobby, pause
for once. Oh yes, Abby, one second, you're in the running.
Well we catch the votes nine nine, three three eight to text you

(59:29):
want to break down the story,Shelby Sauce. That's it. I was
really the end of it. Iwas just saying that I hid in the
dress up box, which was likea big like treasure chess thing when I
was in pre K and they hadto call the cops. Now, why
did you hide in there at theGibson Country School Gibson Island Country School,
Because I don't actually know. Idon't know. I think I just thought

(59:50):
it would be funny if I jumpedout when everybody came back from recess and
surprise everybody. Yeah, I've alwaysbeen the main character, didn't You also
used to hide from your mom andside department stores. Yeah, I hide
in the middle rocks of the circleracks, which is messed up because you're
tiny. Now, yes, you'refour foot nine, okay, no,
four foot eleven, O four footten. I'm up there. So when

(01:00:13):
you were a child child, Iwas a little little tag, it's even
harder to find you. Yes,yes, and I can't hear. It's
great as is. So if mymom was calling for me, I probably
didn't hear. Anyway, you deserveto have a daughter like you one day.
Yeah, So, like I dofeel bad about the daycare thing,
but like that's your job too,but for you, but for me,

(01:00:36):
I would have been that kid thatgot locked in the daycare. So the
same kid with the school at acall home and say tell Shelby a sap
staring at the sun. I mean, yeah I did. I didn't know
what that ace of bass song wassaying. I thought it was I saw
the sun and I saw the sign. Yeah, they should have really said
sign and here you are, Yeah, here you are. I was young.
The votes coming in, by theway, Kelsey and bell Air with

(01:00:57):
the kids getting stung by bees.You win the ticket today? That was
wild. Yay, Thank you guys. Every morning you appreciate one second.
I'll get your info. Got moretickets coming tomorrow. And then I had
to unlock the mystery of the foreheadkiss Fellas. Apparently it means more than
we think. We'll get to thisnext. If my chances are going to

(01:01:22):
the Nats game today, Eric andI'll be there for his his birthday,
little birthday boy me Eric, hisfather, his uh, his brother in
law Sean boys night. Very sorry. You want us to hide Eric and
give him a drink and a littlebeer tickle for his birthday? You can
digest that tonight. Will be atthe We're going down I think at three
thirty to do like the bullpen andall that stuff. So Fellas real quick

(01:01:46):
turns out Forehead kisses me a lot, Yes, a lot more than we
thought they did. What do youthink they meant? I really had no
idea. It's like when you kissa puppy. Okay, the cute,
cute, little well little thing.Okay, you look at me like,
that's not the vibe. No,no, okay, what do you What
do you think it means? Ithink it's like more intimate, because it's

(01:02:07):
just like it's just seems I don'tknow, it makes me feel safe and
like more secure, and then itjust it seems to me more. I
think the problem is, dudes,I'm gonna say I'll use myself as an
example. I overthink the things thatI shouldn't and completely don't think about the
things that I should OVERTHINKA classic mixedup on most of the things in my

(01:02:28):
life. Sure, yeah, Imean, like the stuff that should really
be like this probably seems serious foreverreason, my brain just doesn't process it.
For the stuff that's not serious.My brain's like, we should really
focus on this, we should.Yeah, So I talked to this This
lady's a clinic called texologist and relationshiptherapist. She says the forehead kiss demonstrates
a strong emotional intimacy. Yes,okay, six reasons why it means that.

(01:02:52):
Okay, you're sharing a meaningful connection. Sure. While the lip kiss
indicates a sexual attraction, the foreheadkiss tells a more meaningful story about the
emotional closeness of the relationship. Yeah, I like it. It's just like
because you just like laying on eachother and it's just like cute. They
say it's awesome. Come from aparent or grandparent, So it's it's an
emotional fondness is the gesture? Okay, okay, sure makes sense. Yeah,

(01:03:16):
I guess so your partner is legitkissing your soul. I okay,
I never thought of it like that. Sure, the warmth and pressure from
someone's lips on your forehead simulates thepenal gland, which releases chemicals that trigger
joy and mental wellness. With thisgesture, your partner is kissing your thoughts,
ideas you shared and you as abean, not just your physical body.

(01:03:38):
Yeah. I don't know. Likewhen you kiss, like get kiss
on the forehead, it just likemakes you feel some type of way,
like it's good feelings. Is helladeep? Dude? Yeah, it is
deep. I'm glad you found this. I'm glad we could like go down
this road for you. What doyou mean for me? Your Yeah,
I'm learning things. Yeah, Ifeel like I have to like restudy the
playbook before I put myself back inthe game. Sure, download apps,

(01:04:00):
but I have not made profiles.It was step one, do you know?
Yeah, it was a lot.You helped organize the order the photo
should go, and so we've gotthat far. You're welcome. I feel
like I need to have a lotof time to like put thought into it.
Okay, you know what I mean, because I feel like what we
talked about with dating app, especiallynot recently, it's yeah, it would
be not the best idea to downloadit and make a profile in three minutes.

(01:04:23):
Yes, I feel like if theyput thought into it, yeah,
because you won't want to just begeneric and like everybody else's right. So
that's why I do that. Whatif I use you or your voice as
a hinge prompt to be like youare giving me a seal of approval?
I think that's a great idea,I said, page verification. You go,
Hey girl, I'm Sauce, agirl's girl. Hey girl, I
am i J's bestie, and I'mhere to let you know that he seems

(01:04:45):
cool. Sold. Okay, soyou're likely more for you than your body
if you kissing the forehead, Ican that makes sense, they say,
whether it's your significant other of fiveyears or new interest kissing your forehead rest
assured you're not being used for yourhot body. Yes, a forehead kiss
indicates you're not just seen as anobject. I do think that. I

(01:05:06):
don't know for some reason, likethe forehead kiss, like I look into
it way too much. I mean, I don't know. Think dudes,
Eric saying it means serious business.Okay, thanks, thanks Eric. Your
partner wants to feel love too,they say, partners off of mild good
behaviors they want to receive. Ohinteresting, Yeah. I just feel like
it's like a deeper connection between youtwo because like the last guy hung out

(01:05:28):
was when he did it, wewere just like laying they're watching movie.
I was like, this is adorable, Like, oh my god, look,
look it's gonna work out. Canwe do a quick little poll too?
Are you in favor of the foreheadkiss? Is it? Is it
a move that you like? Doesit make you feel warm and fuzzy?
Eight seven, seven, nine ninefive four six s eight one to call
me nine ninety three three eight twotext are you pro forehead kiss? Because

(01:05:50):
I didn't realize it was as deep? Is it is? Deep? Yeah?
I want a lot of things inthis show. I'm glad that you
learn finally. Why do you sayit like that is little? Here?
I am being vulnerable and you justcan't help take your shot to I'm not
taking any shots, just saying like, I'm glad. It's like about time
that you understood it. Thank you. Somebody texted and wait, is Sauce

(01:06:11):
not single? No? You is, No, I am single. I'm
just not dating right now. I'mjust I'm focusing on myself because I am
really cool. Absolutely. They alsosay that the sexual attraction could be on
the decline. That doesn't seem good. I don't feel like that's a positive
one. It definitely is not,says if bays only getting kisses in the
forehead, they could be sending amessage that their interest in the relationship is

(01:06:32):
dwindling. Oh, they say thatsaid, this is a lot more ado
with what else is going on betweenthe two of you, rather than a
tally number of exchange four kisses.If you're ever unsure what's going on in
the relationship, lean in for alip kiss and see what happens next.
Sure, but I don't want tobe thinking like that when I get a
forehead kiss. I don't want tobe like, oh no, they're not

(01:06:53):
attracted to me. Yeah, thiskind of seems like that's like the one
negative thing in memory. It's like, okay, but what if I if
it's just there being I'm not sweet? Yeah, like I don't know,
I don'm not. I don't likethat. Okay, I'm not. I'm
just the one you don't agree with. Yeah, I don't. I don't
necessarily I don't know because I'm nota guy. But I'm saying like I'd
rather not think that, because that'swhy I add that to like this nice
list semi textan also kissing a girlin the back of her hand and looking

(01:07:15):
their eyes were talking like Bridgerton's style. That's what I was thinking. I
was like, like Bridgerton, Okay, I mean it's like cute if you're
like sitting there like just like holdmy hands or something. They do it.
Yeah, but I feel like ifbut not like don't take my hand
and like the whole thing about yeah, if you met somebody at a bar
and he like pleasure to pleasures allmine, kissed your hand, but I
think that'd be weird. Yes,it would be, so that's definitely yea.

(01:07:39):
Uh. They say. Otherwise,it means your partner is celebrating the
win of finding you. Okay,I'd mean that's sweet. I like that.
Okay. They say dating that rightnow sucks. It does. Yes.
Uh. They say this is whythe real connection is more rare and
it feels so much better. Findinga partner feels the same way as you
as the ultimate win. Yes,I mean I do think so. They

(01:07:59):
say that the four kisses is trendingall over social media too. Really,
I have not seen that at all. I am not on that type of
social media gains. I'm not atall. No, somebody said, uh,
take a poll. Uh oh no, give you ran a FOURD kiss
this night at the game? Pleasenot? Yeah, please no, please
not. Let me go real quickin shoot, hold on, I got
the mouse upside down. Hold on, I can in Gainesville, Katie,

(01:08:23):
good morning, good morning. Areyou pro or anti FOURID kiss I'm pro?
Okay, as has it worked onyou in the past? Yeah,
my husband actually the baby too.Okay, So when did your husband first
drop a four a kiss? Actuallywhen he was trying to win me over?

(01:08:48):
Okay, so before like instead ofgiving like a kiss after a study
date, he kissed my forehead andkind of waiting for me to be ready
for the taking that except my man. Yeah, what's baby's name? Noah,
no, Katie. Thank you forlistening. I have a great day,

(01:09:11):
thanks to you. Bye, letme go to uh D, good
morning, good morning, Hey girl, are you pro forehead kisses? Absolutely?
Okay, absolutely, I'm a shortgirl, so it makes me feel
all, you know, cute,Yes, now D, how should are
you because our short queen Shelby sausclocks in a four foot one, so

(01:09:34):
stop it. Oh, I'm alittle I'm a little taller. I'm five
three. Okay yeah, so stillthat's good enough. Warm fuzzies, absolutely
d. Thank you for listening.To have a great day. Thank you
to man a man. Let mego on, Alexandria christ and good morning,

(01:09:56):
Good morning your anti forehead kiss.It always feels like my brother kissing
me or like I'm being friend zoned. Okay, so does it matter when
it happens in the relationship, likeif you're dating somebody for like a year
or so, which she'll be lookedthe same way or nah. Yeah,
four head kisses are a no gofor me. Okay, fair enough,

(01:10:17):
christ and thank you for listening.To have a great day you too,
Let me go. Oh okay,Catherine, good morning, good morning?
You love it? Yeah? Yeah, I love four head kisses. But
also something my husband has done sincewe started dating is he's taller than me,
so when he's behind me, he'llkiss like the back of my head,

(01:10:40):
like the top of the back ofmy head. That's adorable. I
love that. What's his name,his name's Jim. We get Jim a
kiss from me today, Catherine,I will Yeah, you for listening,
have a great day, you too, Right, I think that's durable.
What text don't bring that way?Do not read them out loud, Do

(01:11:05):
not read that it's a Roles reference. No, no, Catherine was so
sweet. And then I just startedreading this message and the kiss in the
back of the head thing as doorable. It is adorable. Yeah, so
I guess what we're saying is itmeans more than we think you should do
it me. No, just oh, people, I'm gonna say to Eric.

(01:11:27):
If somebody texts and Eric has failedus been not sprinting to kiss John
the forehead is that we can justa little passy pass you're telling it.
People who go pinch Eric's beard,sickles beard, whatever, it's different,
that's later on this right now,it's work. Sorry, go away,
dude, go away. No no, no, Eric, go away,

(01:11:48):
no no, it's a microphone sohard. I'm so sorry that I was
so sweet. That's just what youneeded for what to kick your dail's right
way. My days started five hoursago. Okay. I hope, I

(01:12:10):
hope you get food poisoning on yourbirthday that is messed up to you back
from the city that changes the world. For here's three things you need to
know, pretty Tuesday. Three thingsyou need to know, Shelby saus what
you got for us thought was notvery nice. Okay. So the boat
in the Baltimore Harbor has finally beenmoved after fifty five days. So the

(01:12:32):
Dali, it's nine hundred and fortyeight feet long. It's the container ship
that struck that Francis Scott Key Bridgeand it's been there for almost two months.
It was finally moved yesterday morning.Like I told you from the crash
light. It was a welcome eventfor everyone. The Unified Command announced that
basically the Dolly moving out of movingoff of the wreckage marks the resumption of

(01:12:54):
commercial vessel transits in and out ofthe Port of Baltimore. Also, of
course, the crew of the Dollyprobably pretty excited because they have been all
that shift for again fifty five days, which is so wild. I'm glad
that they got it to the marinasafely. And then a Red Lobster you
probably have heard they are filing forbankruptcy, So they filed for voluntary Chapter

(01:13:15):
eleven bankruptcy, but they plan toremain open as it closes locations across the
United States. We saw this lastMonday when they closed five local Red Lobsters.
So they previously announced the plans toclose ninety nine locations as it was
dealing with its financial problems. Butbasically Red Lobster they have seven hundred nationwide
locations as of twenty nineteen. Andthen they took a big hit with the

(01:13:38):
pandemic and everything. And they alsoblame their major misstep on the endless shrimp
that we have talked about, whichwhich is so sad that them trying to
provide us with endless shrimp in thiseconomy was their financial demise. I feel
so terrible for them, So hopewe really can't have nice things. We
just but also everything's so expensive now, dude. Yeah, red lobsters always

(01:14:00):
like that was like a special occasions. Yeah, so uh come on,
yeah, and uh you might nowbe paying for meals with a smile because
facial recognition payment technology is starting togain traction. Companies like pop Id have
ad deals with major players like JPMorgan, and they're going to put these

(01:14:21):
systems in restaurants and retailers across theUnited States. Apparently that's what they're saying.
So all the people will have todo is use the technology to register
with a selfie and then they willlook into a camera to verify their identity.
It's going to make the transaction happenin seconds, and it's sparking a
lot of issues, legal issues becauseof all the sensitive information that they're gonna

(01:14:44):
need for this. I don't know, I don't I don't like it all.
I'm Shelby saw Us. Those arethe three things you need to know.
Thank you, You're welcome. That'slike the Amazon. Now you can
use your hand to pay for stuffin the in the store. Yeah,
I'm not a fan of either.I don't. I don't like that,
although I say that now and maybedown the line of the normal you don't
even update your phone or have faceeid EI though correct. So yes,

(01:15:06):
I don't know. There's something recentlythat I didn't have my phone update for
the Etonement update. It was like, it's not worth it. It was
probably for emojis, but then wetalked about was it. Last week the
latest Apple update was putting people's deleadphotos back in their albums. So people
are saying, like risk a photosthey are taken for somebody you're popping up
back in their thing. Yeah.Yeah, that's why I always feel like

(01:15:28):
too when the when the updates comethere, then they're like, hey,
you should really knocked the update.But now they're like, also you should
update, like of all the stuffthat could happen if you don't like what
like hackers or something spam stuff theinformation. I don't know. Yeah.
Our show is like when we eitherone's a presentation due and we're like,

(01:15:49):
oh, well this way yet becausethe other persons do the work, and
then we both get here and we'relike, oh wait, but we do
always follow it up. I'd belike, I don't know if that's true?
That is true? Yeah? Wewhat do we? It had to
be something in one of those likebuckets. It had to be either like
spam or like hackers, or youjust need a lemon emoji which you still

(01:16:12):
don't have, no I don't orsorry the lime emoji. Lime emoji they
to the most misunderstood emojis again seethat the year and I'm gonna be honest,
I confused at all. Let meget to this next first posting Marko
Wall and I had some help.It is Internjy Quick. I was just
talking to saust in the song andI said, Hey, do you think

(01:16:32):
people think this show is as funnyas we do today? Or it's just
an inside joke that we're in onnobody else's. Yeah, can you text
nine ninety three three eight if you'reenjoying today's show? Because I don't know.
I realized this is either really goodor really bad. I thought,
there's in the mill and what betterway to like pull everyone? That's true?

(01:16:54):
Please be kind. I'm a littlesensitive this week, little sensey,
Little sensey, nine ninety three threeIf you're enjoying yourself. It does feel
like it's inside joke. The onlylike wearing on a little bit, say,
like if you're enjoying yourself, itsounds like you're like asking someone that
just slipt over to give you reading. Have you done that before? It

(01:17:18):
kind of sounds like oddy specific brouh. No, you said it, like,
do you prefer the show a morestructure or if it's just these two
silly gooses over here just being silly, is that also good for your morning?
You know what I mean? Yeah? Nine eight to text silly geeeses
or not please though it were soberfor a second. Sorry God. So

(01:17:46):
they released the most confused emojis oftwenty twenty four. Uh, I'm gonna
be honest. All these are becausesome of them it seems odd that we
had like they made them, Likewho thought this is a good idea?
Yeah, like the like the eggplant one. When that first came out,
it's like somebody had no nobody,anyone, No. I think they
were just trying to throw some buggiesin there. For sure, I'm trying

(01:18:06):
to Uh, the nail polish emojiis number one the list. Okay,
Whenever I said that that means likemm hmmm, like I just like made
a point, like say, liketry to like get past my point.
Yeah, so they're saying the mostpeople think it means being classier bougie.
Twenty three percent says just nail polishokay. Twenty percent say don't mind me,

(01:18:27):
he he that's like how whatever Isaid that, Like when I say
to my best friend like hmmm,facts. Fifteen percent say it's self care
okay, sure, sure. Thesecond biggest ones the air cloud, like
the running one. No, it'sjust like the poof of smoke. Yeah
yeah, yeah, Okay, thatmeans dashing away. Nope, I would
think that means farting. Yeah,I was gonna stay, but spowling smoke

(01:18:50):
up somebody. Oh no, I'venever used that emoji. Farting's number dose
in the list, okay, sure, exhaustion rid of breath thirteen percent say
its smoking. Okay. The upsidedown face of my favorite ones all the
time, that's kind of like afor me, it's a what do I
know? Yeah, but it's likewhy am I here sarcasm? Yes,
smiling through the pain, yes,uh see me as a regular smileing face.

(01:19:13):
Well, no, down upside downYeah, absolutely, and then past
aggressive. Yeah. I use itfor like three of those three or four.
Okay, they call this the perseveringface, but to me, it's
like the like the you having stomachtrouble face, like you're really squinting down,
like like you're pushing. Okay,you know what I'm saying that that
this one it looks like, ohyeah, that one is frustration or cringe.

(01:19:34):
Kay. The one of the womenwho holds her hand up like a
waitress almost, Yeah, and it'slike women taking hand. I like that
because that's always like a yeah.I'm like, I'm like, oh,
it's like going back to what wewere talking about earlier, like about the
guys be game plants. It's like, oh, you want to see me
didn't make a plan and then I'llsend that yeah to me, it's like

(01:19:54):
it's like a little bit like arow. It's like a little bit a
boogie, like but what do Iknow? Yeah, that's always like the
cowboy hed emoji. That was alwaysmy the and the analogy I use was
like I'm at the S show rodeoand that's just watching the show. Yeah,
yeah, I mean just enjoying it. The dotted line face where it's
like a circle, not complete circle, but it's like just died or a
trac. Yeah, it means Iwant to disappear. I was gonna say,

(01:20:17):
does that mean you want to likego away? Yeah? Percent say
negative? Okay, Okay, moneywith wings I've never used that. I
never used either. Yeah, thatjust means you're spending money, right,
losing money, give you money,flaunting, showing off wealth money. Why
is it flying away? Yeah,I don't know. Again, that's never
been a concern. So I've neverhad, never gotten so much money,

(01:20:39):
right, go it wanted what Ineed to show how much money I've never
had, like so much money?I need to like tell my friends,
Yes, I said, no go. The sleepy face one with the drool
come out of the mouth, okay, means sadness, sleepy or tired,
Also sickness. Wait, let mesee the moji. It looks like he's
spitting a little bit. Oh thatone. Yeah, that means you're sick,
yeah, yes, or disgusted.Wouldn't the green face be uh?

(01:21:00):
Yeah, I'm like the disgusted oneis the green throwing out face? Yeah?
Or maybe we're old? Nah?Sure not uh fearful face, which
is just like the It's like theOHA means shocked, surprised, horrible news.
Yes, I just had a revelation. Okay, I've never used it
for that, the person getting thehead massage, I've never used that.

(01:21:23):
Some people are saying it means rubbingtemples out of frustration and irritation. Brother,
No, it does not. Idon't. I've never used that Otherwise,
use massage or exhausted. I've neveronce been I'm so frustrated, let
me rub my temples. I willdo that if I am frustrated. Just
you saw. Okay, I'm nota loser. It means that I'm self
caring. Is that what that means? You're self carrying through a stressful time?

(01:21:45):
Yep? How often do you readyour temples today? Not just that
your question? I'm not here atall. Yeah, because you're not stressed.
I need you to know if I'mstressed to Bessie's having fun? Uh
Nora, goodmar good morning. Areyou a fan of the unhinged version of
this show or do you prefer ourstructure? I love the unhinged version.

(01:22:09):
I think I love your guys's banter. Yeah, thank you. Who's daanter.
Do you think is funnier nor amere sauce? And you can be
honest here, I can't pick you. Guys are both the best. Thank
you toffee for calling in today.Yes please? Oh one second, thank
you for listening. Let's go inMiddle River Jessica, good morning. I

(01:22:30):
do you prefer unhinged shows? Oh? Absolutely? I love your like completely
dry humor and I absolutely love onegiggles at herself. Thank you. Yes,
it is. No, it's notbeing a loser. It's hysterical because
you just get something in your headthat you think is completely hysterical, and

(01:22:55):
half the time you don't even getit out completely. It's and the joke
is just so fun that you can'tget it out of your head before you're
starting to laugh. And it's justget you a coffee for calling into.
Definitely, thank you one second.Let me go, my gosh, Kara,

(01:23:17):
good morning. Do you prefer theunhinged? I love the unhinged first?
Yeah, thank you, even whenSasha just laughs at herself for hours
and end. Yeah, she's honestlyreally funny. Thank you. I appreciate
it. Yeah, Kara, Ilisten, I appreciate you. Listen.

(01:23:39):
Can I get you a coffee forcalling in. Yeah, oh what second?
I feel like our phones are onthe verge of you really are?
I sent Texas and we love thesilly geeses over here. Thank you some
sil gies, you know what Imean. Yeah, just that's what we
are, this some geeses being silly. Yeah. Every now and then we
also your birthday weeks. I feellike that's the uh you know, it's

(01:24:00):
also Eric's birthday week too, Soit's just been like it's just like a
fun week. It is. It'sa lot of funness. And then somebody
asked for Rose, Rose have baby. Yes, And I'm gonna be honest.
We thought she was lying because shefirst went in three weeks three weeks
ago. It was three weeks ago, yeah, three weeks ago. And
then baby Georgia came last Thurs Friday, I mean not sorry, Friday,
Wednesday. Wednesday night, Yeah,like late at night. So baby g

(01:24:24):
is good. Rose is good,Clint's good. We're gonna wait and give
them a little more time to kindof like adjust to life with two babies.
Yes, then we can have Clinton the show the uh so,
how I'm Maturnity leave works in radio. For us, work is considered being
on the air, so on theFay collar can't FaceTime, er, can't
do anything of that. We canever talk to Clint, So I was

(01:24:45):
gonna text them later this week justto make sure it's cool to we have
Clinton on next week. But youcan follow along at Radio Rose as somebody
texted nine nine three three eight sawus laugh so hard that sometimes I have
to sit here and say to myself, is she gonna breathe? Because she
never catches her it is. Itis hard to breathe when I'm laughing,
because you're the kid, like you'rethe awkward kid who will like say something

(01:25:05):
and then you're like you're waiting forpeople to laugh, Like come on,
guys, okay, I mean likeI don't know, I don't know why
I do that. I've always donethat, try so hard on the laugh
ah fun you like eventually they laughalong because I just like, I I
don't know, because sometimes I dosay something like that was really stupid,

(01:25:26):
but then people think it's funny,so that maybe I just like wait for
people to understand, for people tounderstand like all being stupid. Right now
I realize how great the joke isYeah. Basically, it's like when I
used to like comy with you,I'd be like, that was funny.

(01:25:47):
You guys don't deserve that joke.But there was one time, like years
ago, that I did a joke. I was like, actually, you
guys are wrong. That was funny. Was it funny? Though it wasn't
actually funny. No, it's art. If they an't laugh at County Shy,
just call exactly they show art.My goodness, everything celebrity Shelby Sauce
has her entertainment apart what you gotfor us. Harry Styles and Taylor Russell

(01:26:08):
have reportedly split after less than ayear dating. So they were seen together
for the first time in June oflast year in Vienna, and they went
to London London together and apparently theybroke up following a trip to Japan last
month. So they apparently went througha rough patch after the trip to Japan
in April and they're taking some timeapart. I will keep you updated.

(01:26:30):
And Scarlett Johansson is creeped out byAI, so she confirmed yesterday that her
team has contacted Open Ai to haveher voice yank from the company. She
said that she doesn't want people hearinganswers from an artificial intelligence machine that's mimicking
her. And she also said thatshe declined an offer from open ai to
provide the voice for chat GPT fourpoint zero. The voice that they have

(01:26:51):
currently is named Sky, and itsounds a lot like Scarlett Johannis, like
creaky, it's really creepy and openeyes. Where is that? It's not
Scarlet that someone else. They justhappen to sound alike. And it literally
sounds like that movie Heard that cameout eleven years ago. Yeh, Scarlet
Johnson voice the AI system and thatand it sounds exactly like it. Oh,

(01:27:12):
it's so much to the n snellispast weekend, Michael Jay and Colin
Joson Colins married Derek. Yeah,did joke about eight It's so so wild.
Yeah, and so. In aletter regarding whether or not is Scarlett's
vocal cords at play, open AIsaid, quote, we believe that AI
voices should not deliberately mimic a celebritysustinctive voice. Sky's voice is not an
imitation of Scarlet Johansson, but belongsto a different professional actress, using her

(01:27:36):
own natural speaking voice to protect toprotect her privacy. We cannot share the
names of our voice talents. Ijust I don't believe it. I'm also
because if your voice sound, don'tyou count want your name up here?
Don't you? Don't you? That'son And this went viral yesterday. I
thought this was so cute. SoTom Hanks, he's sixty seven years old,
but he wants to stay in theknow with that rap beef that we

(01:27:57):
were talking about last yek and hetexts his son Chet Hanks and said,
quote, Big Maine, can youexplain the drake Kendrick lamar f you to
me? I think it's so cutethat he calls his son Big Maine.
By the watch, Chet texts backa summary of the beef ending with Kendrick's
recent diss tracks, which he describedlike this. He said, quote pretty
much the sonic equivalent of when hetook me to your high school in Oakland.

(01:28:18):
We walked in on the base thebasketball game and everyone started going nuts,
Like if you heard it, youwould automatically know how to crip walk
with a stank face while clutching anoscar in each hand with Marshaun Lynch and
then dab him up and tell himwhatever whatever, and then he said at
the end, which solidified the winnot only for Kendrick but the entire West
Coast. So Tom Hanks replies,Holy cow, these are fighting words,

(01:28:40):
people taking sides. Who's winning?And Chet's like, Dad, did you
not just read what I did?Yeah? Sorry? Is it? Tip?
Little dad text? If you're lookingfor something to watch tonight, we
got The Voice on NBC, theClean Ladies on Fox, and then Will
trent Is on ABC. Thanks Saustine, welcome everything to watch us up.
We need someone to listen to.We had tons of podcasts, including the
show's bonus podcast, hymsradio dot com. We love getting you a the concerts.

(01:29:00):
Imagine dragons coming to town. Wegot you John's Game of the Day.
Next, imagine dragons coming in.We want to get you in the
show for free. John's Game ofthe Day call me eight seven seven nine
nine five four six A one.We play after Ariana, ladiesy this imagine
dragons come to town. We're gonnaget you in John's Game of the Day

(01:29:20):
eight seven seven nine ninety five foursix A one. Today we're playing Well
doesn't really have a title, buthere's how it works. I play you
the piano version of a famous song. You tell me the name of said
song. Okay, Rose is outin maternal lead. That means just Shelby
Sauce playing sauce, buzz everythink youknow it's just playing, yes, Jake,

(01:29:43):
here we go the first song.It's the piano version. You tell
me the actual name of this song? Here we go of Sauce. Is
that the Bruno Mars Merry song?Bruna Mars Mary is not your final answer?
Yeah, I don't know the name. It's a beautiful night looking?
Is it called man? What?I think? Fairly? Easy? Is

(01:30:11):
it easy as a banger? Okay? One for one? Okay, you
want a hard one? No,let's give you a hard one. Okay,
here we go, similar, allright, name this song? Here
we go, Oh sauce something someoneI used to know, somebody I used

(01:30:39):
to know. You two very exciting. What happened to them? I mean
that song had as the higher world? She certainly did. Absolutely let me
go and McLane, Jenny, goodmorning, Hey, good morning guys.
How is your Tuesday? Jenny?It's going good? Okay, Now,

(01:31:00):
Jenny, here's how this works.I'm gonna play you the piano version of
a song. You tell us whatthe actual song is. You get it
right, you see imagine dragons.Okay, all right, I'm ready.
Here we go. First song.Do you have any idea of a song

(01:31:25):
that is shitty? You're correct onthat part. The name of the song?
Oh man, yeah, he's thewords I do. Wait, Jenny,

(01:31:59):
congratulations, you can see an edgeand dragons. Okay, Oh my
gosh, yeah, you know.One second, I'll get it to your
info. I got more tickets forthem tomorrow. Let's play a little more
though, sure, Okay, someof the harder ones. Okay, this
one one of my favorite people onthe planet. Oh, oh my gosh,

(01:32:21):
Sauce, it's just me b ob oh oh baby love it?
Who is that? Florida? Thisis Florida. What is a song called?
I want to see? Circle?Was not as post whistle whistle?

(01:32:45):
He is a pretty dude. TheFrench of necklace together. I know.
Let's do this one. Sauce.Here we go, Oh, Sauce.
This is Kasha timber Tasha with isit piple? Look at you? I

(01:33:05):
love you? Yeah, I loveI love pipple too. But I'll do
one more. You're on fire,dude. You haven't been stumped yet,
don't drink me. Wow, It'sit's okay. Here we go last one?

(01:33:33):
Oh, Oh my god? Whowas thinking of the song? I'll
give you a hint. One ofthe people in this group basically does all
Taylor's albums. He's a producer oftheir album. Oh my god, I'm
please stop doing that. Is thathelping? I have to get my story

(01:33:58):
straight? There's a breakdown. Ohmy god, I don't know the song.
I can't for some reason my brain. We are fun, we are
young, we have fun. Ican't I say Owl City, I forgot

(01:34:23):
about fun? About that? Iknow this song? Yeah, to believe
it or not? I know thesong of course, banger. There we
go. That's how we do it. John's game or the day? How
is you're on? Now? Whydoes she not talk to her man on
the phone? Why hasn't she methis friends? Wore the roses? Name?
Have it Tuesday? Friend? Appreciateyou hanging interns. John in your

(01:34:44):
morning show. Will be going tothe Nats game today, Eric and I
will be there. Make sure tosay hello. Lot with Eric's dad and
it's that brother in law. They'reexcited. Shelby Sauce Faye Heart today's show,
What you got we did make ussay no, oh no? And
the bees. The bee story waswild. Well imagine leading a group of
priestoo on a field trip. Yeah, and then bees get into the train
and starts singing the kids, myawful goodness, you missed that? Or

(01:35:06):
asking for a friend? How doyou break up with a couple friend?
All you do is get the podcast? Just search intern John in your morning
show wherever you get podcasts, fastforward, rewind, pause, Especially this
weekend, if you're driving, you'regonna be stuck in traffic at some point.
We can help break the boarder withthe podcast. Sauce has the three

(01:35:26):
things you need to know for yourTuesday comment, What you got for us?
We're gonna be talking about the bridge. Then with War of the Roses.
Why don't they talk on the phone? Why hasn't she met his friends?
Are they even dating? First Tatsfrom the City that Changes the World.
Here's three things you need to knowRoses Attorney Leams Shelby Sauce has the
three things you need to know?What you got for us? So after

(01:35:47):
fifty five days, the Dolly,the nine hundred and forty eight foot boat
and the Buldwore Harbor has been finallymoved off of the wreckage. So that
is the ship that hit the FrancisScott Key Bridge and it's been almost two
months since it hit that the bridge, so it was a welcome event for
everyone. The Unified Command announced ina statement that the Dally moving back to

(01:36:08):
the port marks resumption of commercial vesseltransits in and out of the Port of
Baltimore. Also, the people thatwere on the ship, the Dali had
been on there for again fifty fivedays, which is wild, so I'm
sure they were very excited for itto finally move as well. And Target,
they announced that they're slashing price somemore than fifteen hundred really popular items
beginning today. What's up. Soit's ranging from butter to laundry detergent,

(01:36:31):
so as basically they're trying to attractpeople back into their stores because everything is
so high right now. So theysay that they're doing thousands of price cuts
amounting to five thousand or more itemsthat will be coming as well. But
day starts with the fifteen hundred productsand then it's gonna keep going on throughout
the summer. But they're gonna bereduced the lower prices will aim to collectively

(01:36:54):
save consumers millions of dollars, iswhat they're trying to do. Add something
because I wanted to target this pastweekend. What would also make it easier
target is if you only could haveone cash ear open, perhaps of the
five self checkout lanes. Make surethey're all open and working. Yes,
because there was one self checkout lineworking and one cashier working, well,
at least you had that. Itwas not Pete or not the one over
here. They had to check outpeople working like everything else was closed and

(01:37:18):
it was a Friday afternoon where itwas really busy. But basically they're saying
the shoppers have pulled back for ayear now as costs have risen twenty to
thirty percent higher than they were threeyears ago. Crazy, which is insane.
So big retail stores like Target havebeen taking a really big hit and
they're in this like increasingly downwardly spiral, is what this woman is saying.

(01:37:41):
So they're just hoping that they'll bringpeople back to the stores and so yeah,
go check them out. They theyalso launched, I think Rose actually
talk about this a new house brandcalled deal Worthy, and it's basically like
Dollar Store or like Decore, butit budget friendly. It's about four hundred
items. So if you're looking forsomething for your house, I know a
lot of people just like aren't buyinghow stuff right now because everything's so excited,

(01:38:01):
I mean expensive, and then thisis exciting. Is what I was
about to say. Is this popularchicken restaurant it's opening a store. It
looks like right here in DC,so Raisin Knes it has its I said,
on a second location. So thisone is going to be on M
Street and it will be right inbetween US of four and Chipotle, So
thirty two forty nine M Street Northwest, and they already have sent the Commission

(01:38:24):
of Fine Arts for Old Georgetown forreview to let them open there. I
think that's pretty dope. I reallyfeel like we're starting to get better fast
food. Okay, oh raising Kanes. So they're sauce, Oh my god,
yeah so good. Yeah, butyeah I'm shoy sauce. Those are
the three things you need to know. Thank you, Shelby, welcome us
today. War of the Roses.You think the person you're with is stepping
out, You think things don't addup. We try to figure out exactly

(01:38:45):
what's going on? Imagine if youand your man didn't talk on the phone
during the week. Imagine you haven'tmet any of his friends. Is Ze
cheating War of the Roses, actorSizza and Saturn? It is intern Johnny
Martin Show. These were the rosiesI ain't turned youn in your morning show.
You think the person you're with isstepping out, you think they're doing

(01:39:08):
something shady. We shot figure exactlywhat's going on. I'm just going to
recap this. You and Wayne beentogether about two months. You guys don't
talk on the phone. He recentlychanged his profile photo and his phone contacts
from a picture of him and hisdogs now him shirtless. You also haven't
seen him in a couple of weeks. The question I want to know is

(01:39:30):
have you met his friends or family? No? Okay, okay? Is
there a reason why? Because I'vealways been pretty vocal about this. I
think every dude they find girl theyreally like, they for sure want her
to meet the friends first, tothe friends. In Java's case, is
there a reason we haven't met thefriends? Not really a specific reason.

(01:39:58):
It's just never really come up.Got you. So when you guys go
out, like where do you guysgo do you like, do dinner?
Do you movie? Or do youjust hang out at the house. We
weren't like we had a couple moreformal gates where we went to dinner,
but the last couple of times wejust hung out at home. Gotcha?
Okay? And have you talked toyour friends and family about them? Yeah?

(01:40:26):
Okay? Are they on board ornow? Okay? And why they
hate them just because they're like,I mean, I get it, but
I just want to see if there'ssomething there that you know, there's basically
the things we're talking about. They'relike, what you know? Why did
we call you? Sure? Okay, that makes that makes sense. Okay,

(01:40:48):
so let's do this saus of callfrom the flowers and the shop off
from the flowers. They should goto you. If they don't, we'll
find out what's going on. Okay, Okay, Okay, we Awn Shudge
here, yep. We tracking answerslike Mary Kate Nashley. Yeah, we're
detectives. Yeah, with the Beagle, we're like Chippendale or the Detectives.

(01:41:12):
Forward hold on. I might putthe number on round hold on that well,
and that's why, let me behonest, Mary Kate and Nashley.
We're very detectives than we are.They don't have cell phones either, that's
true. They also selling their brothersfor sale only fifty Yeah, let's try
us again. We can get themon he Hello, Hi is the swaying?

(01:41:46):
Yeah? Hi, my name isJune. I'm actually calling you from
a new local flower shop. We'recalled whim As Flowers, and we're doing
some new marketing where we're just offeringa free buquet of a dozen roses to
people in hopes that they will useus in the future for like, you
know, special occasions everything. Isthat something that you'd be interested in?

(01:42:09):
I mean, honestly, I'm notreally a flower kind of guy, Like,
yeah, well, I don't knowhow you guys got my members,
so this is weird. But two, I'm not a flower dude, like
I'm Yeah, is it? You'renot going to keep the flowers. You're
sending them to someone to make theirday, and then it makes you look
like a good dude, you know. And also, I mean it's twenty
twenty four. Your information is everywherenow, whether you like it or not.

(01:42:30):
You know, I'm like not yourFBI agent looking at you or anything.
I'm just trying to do my jobsupport my mom's new business. Okay,
yeah, we don't feel like youneed your credit card info. We
can send them anywhere in the UnitedStates. We have like this little online
boutique too, so if someone likeI don't know in California likes the flowers,
they can, you know, usethe website as well. I guess

(01:42:55):
all right, well listen, Idon't really need to a dozen hours.
That seems like a lot. Thatseems like overkill. Okay, okay,
so you just send a flower?Yeah? Sure, just one flower?
Yeah, like one I mean that'sthat's kind of like romantic too. Sure.
We can like put in like anice box if you'd like, uh,

(01:43:17):
sure, let's do that. Okay, So let me just get the
name of who you're sending the flowerto. What's the name Courtney? Yeah,
yeah, was there? Nalie?Okay, Wayne, let me just
cut right through. My name isintern John. I got Sauce here as

(01:43:39):
well. We are doing a Warof the Roses on the show. I
got your girlfriend Natalie on the otherline. Natalie, you had a question.
Who I know you're mad? Okay, what I don't understand? So
you don't have a girlfriend what areyou guys talking about? So so Wayne,

(01:43:59):
Nally reach out to us and youkind of tell us whole thing.
If you guys have been together twomonths, we've been together, yo,
Yo, are you bugging? We'venot We're not together? What I hooked
up with this shake a few times, we went on a few dates.
I made it abundantly clear that weare not exclusive. We are not boyfriend

(01:44:20):
or girlfriend. We're having fun,We're hooking up. I told her numerous
times. I never once said shewas my girlfriend. How did you tell
her? Did you keep paying outfor her or not say anything or did
you actually say something? No?I actually said, I'm like, we
are not exclusive. I'm like,this is fun when I'm not looking for
a relationship right now. And sheknows that. Well, Natalie, is

(01:44:45):
that true? I mean the stufflike that all the time. No,
No, stay down though, soso Natalie, I mean this, I
mean again, I kind of thoughtsomething was a little bit off. But
Natalie, what were you? Imean, it's one place I love.

(01:45:06):
How did you think this was goingto go? I mean, you know,
I thought he was just kind ofso it's kind of like a long
time, you know, I thoughtI told you that I wasn't interested in
a relationship, and then you kepttexting me and trying to hang out messages.

(01:45:27):
Okay, don't know. Don't evenact like I'm like stocking you or
whatever. Wayne, You're sorry forbothering Natalie. Natalie. Nobody said stocking
besides you. Okay, Okay,Well, Wayne, you have a blast
day, and Natalie you have blessedday as well. We love you.
Or of the Roses is criticed andpossibly edited broadcasts with permission granted from all

(01:45:50):
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(01:46:15):
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this everything celebrity Shelby Sauce has orentertainment aport. What you got for us?
If you remember last year during Taylorswifts erast Or, a fan that

(01:47:00):
was attending the concert, she passedout and passed away at the concert from
feed. So Taylor of course doesnot want to repeat what happened in Rio
last year. So when she wasat her Stackholm stop the tour, she
took a moment to make sure thatthe fans weren't having an emergency. So
it was the last night of theyou know, the set the tour there
in Stockholm, and she said,quote, I just want to make sure

(01:47:24):
that she's like someone in the frontrow can either tell me yes or no
to this question. I just wantto make sure that when you guys are
putting up a bunch of flashlights ina group. Does that mean that people
make help? So I like that. After getting confirmation, she said that
she was happy to have that clarification, and then she lets security know that
if she saw an issue, shewould let them know that that's going on.
So I do like that. Ido like. We appreciate we've seen

(01:47:44):
so many people get hurt at concerts, and we appreciate when the artist stops,
they're actually paying attention. And BenAffleck apparently does not think things will
work out with j Lo. Thisis just according to an insider, So
it's not a fact that he saidto like anybody else but his friends.
Basically, he said quote so theinsire saying quote, if there was a

(01:48:05):
way to divorce on grounds of temporaryinsanity, he said that he would.
Oh my gosh, yes, Iknow. That's why I needs to like
let you know. This is justaccording to sources and not like it's not
on record that he said this.So basically, Ben has a very different
approach when it comes to the media, and he doesn't like all the attention.
It makes him uncomfortable, which isthe opposite of what Jennifer Lopez wants.

(01:48:29):
I'm not gonna lie I am onJennifer Lopez. Uh, not the
best side of TikTok right now,so I'm not seeing the greatest stuff popping
up. But basically, he saidthat the last two years has been a
fever dream but in the worst way, and he's really working to find a
new place to stay, which doesadd up to what we've seen him doing.
He's looking at houses actively in theLA area, So I will keep

(01:48:50):
you updated. Again that is froma source and not from his mouth maybe,
okay. And production has begun onthe final episodes of Yellowstone. So
the show is currently filming at secondhalf of the fifth season in Montana,
which will consist of six episodes.So the first half did air in November
twenty twenty two and then it endedin January twenty twenty three, and the

(01:49:11):
final episodes are going to debut thisNovember on Paramount. So the delay,
of course was because of the waitersstrike and everything. And I've been trying
to keep you updates because I knowour Grace's been waiting around. But yeah,
so November this year you will havethe end of the yell Stone Dun
dundun. Finally, if you're lookingfor something to watch, the night.
There's honestly not a ton going onbecause it's Tuesday. But there's The Voice
on NBC, the Cleanly Up Boxes, the season finale, and then Will

(01:49:32):
Trent Is on ABC also the finale. Thanks Sausin, welcome everything to watch
us up. You need someone tolisten to. We got the show podcast,
got the after show podcast as well. Whymssradio dot com. I have
got to get to this because I'mso mad we missed it. This postal
worker was busted for speeding in amail truck. Just how fast they were
going? First Taylor and post Malonefortnite on internshon your mim. I'm sorry

(01:49:58):
to laugh with us. I thinkthis is kind of hilarious. To Ohio
we Go, An Ohio postal workerwas reportedly caught passing a Ford Mustang at
one hundred and five miles per hourduring the race. What wait the office?
Yes, like those people, thosethings with that fact. If you

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had to say to me how fastthe mail trucks go, I would say
fifty tops, say sixty tops.Have you ever even seen one on the
highway? I don't think so?Right? And through all back roads vehicles,
right, I don't think I haveokay. So, according to new
release police body camp footage, anofficer pulled over the UPS van, which
was allegedly going one hundred over onehundred miles per hour. Oh my god,

(01:50:45):
this is one of those times whereit's like, allegedly, where were
you going for their racing? Yeah? But why just for the heck of
it? The best part that theyhave the audio of the conversation. Is
there a reason you're going over onehundred? The officer her to ask and
the UPS driver. The driver says, quote, I didn't realize I was
going that fast? What why areyou racing? So? Like? How

(01:51:09):
fast did you think you're going?The officer goes, yeah, I mean
that mustang took off he caught myattention. Then you blew by him,
and I was pacing you at likeone oh five. What was the reason
why did you take off like that? The uh? When the asked she
knew the driver of the Mustang,the driver says she had not. Hum.
Yeah, I kind of assume whenthe way they took off with the

(01:51:30):
light there, because I was rightacross from you. The officer's heard saying
the driver when I saw him takeoff, I go, you have my
attention, and then you went by, like, oh my gosh, you've
got to be kidding. The officergoes on and explain the driver of the
Mustang slowed down, but the upsdriver continued the speed. Oh my god,
well he probably hadn't noticed, asthe cop behind me. I would

(01:51:51):
be afraid. Those things don't lookbuilt again and go over thirty fives.
It's like a lawnmower essentially. Ifit's like, if there's like a little
little bit of a turn coming up, even I feel like the scary top
heavy. Oh so CPS fan,So that's so be scary. According to
the news reports, the driver paida fifty dollars fine for a traffic violation
and RECEI the verbel warning fifty dollarsfine. I think that the cop was

(01:52:14):
so impressed though that he was like, I just have to let you go.
That was wild. Yeah, Imean, for sure on the Bengal
board of like things you would expectto happen. Yeah, but fifty dollars
fine for going one hundred, Yeah, that's that's pretty wild in itself.
I mean it was, Ohio,there is that was that because there's nothing
round. I feel like they're justlike being nice like either in the Midwest,
if you happen to work for thepostal service, will you lay us

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to know over text? Is itpossible that those things can go one hundred
miles per hour? Yeah? Isit just the Ohio mail For some reason
they got like a lot of placesago. I mean imagine being the Mustang
like I'm getting wow, I'm goingby the post now. But it's like,
yeah, that's fast service right there. My goodness nine nine three three
eight attacks Ariana on Now it isInternson in your morning. If you are

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going to the Nats game today,make sure to say hey, myself and
Eric and his dad and his brotherin law all go into the game to
play in Minnesota, which is veryexciting. That's us Eric and I heading
down. I think around like threethirties would probably be there around like fish
in the Abulpan area. It isEric's birthday. We're celebrating today even though
it was yesterday. So if youwant to do birthday shots, I think

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he has to say yes. Hedoes have to say yes. I think
that's how birthday rules work. SoI want to do birthday shots with Eric.
Going to the Nats game, makesure to say hey, anything you
missed from today we did make ussay oh no. Imagine leading a group
of first graders on a field tripto get attacked by a swarm of bees.
Why, my goodness, are askingfor a friend? How do you
break up with a couple? Friendthe group? You can get the podcast

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