March 25, 2022 • 41 mins
We went to the Supercross track and Anthony CRASHED! What life skills do you want to learn? What should we try?? Carla Marie wants to throw Anthony a Very Jersey Birthday Party!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't care how old I sound when I say
what I'm about to say. TikTok's are freaking hard, man,
It's not. It wasn't even TikTok. It was real like
reels TikTok videos. Trying to time those things up and
they don't make it easy and it's not like you.
The only thing I can do quickly is when it's
just like boom, here's a video like I posted, if
it's like just me talking to the camera or just
(00:21):
a video of the cats, like when it requires timing
something to a specific like viral sound or whatever it is,
when it requires that and multiple edits, like I have
to use a third party app because editing in Instagram
is a giant cluster. So that's what we're trying to do.
And I'm going to get into why we've spent so
(00:41):
much time with this specific TikTok reels video. I'm gonna
explain also why my ankle hurts. It's all the same reason.
It's all the same reason. Welcome to My Day, Friday.
(01:04):
It's Pete went from far Boy, and you're listening to
my two favorite people, Carla Marie and Anthony. It's Friday.
Hi I'm carry Hi on me Hi, I'm dressing him jee.
I will listening and you'll listen. Who you know what.
(01:30):
I love this intro for today because I feel extreme today.
Oh yeah, I feel real extreme. So this morning, and
this is the reason the podcast is a little late.
We sat down to record it around h noon thirty,
if you will. On the West Coast, Carla, Marie and
I got to wake up this Friday morning, this fine
(01:50):
Friday morning and go over to Lumen Field, which used
to be Century Link where the Seahawks play, where the
Sounders play here in Seattle, and they had everything set
up for Monster Energies Supercross Championship. Yeah, Supercross, Yeah extreme yeahs.
(02:11):
Before we get into any of the details of what
we did there, let me explain if you've ever watched
those guys speed around that course and go up and
down and whatever. As difficult as it looks, it is
like a hundred times more difficult when you're actually on
the course. But we got to see the guys do
(02:32):
it beforehand. They did like a practice run, I guess,
to show off and practice. I think they were throwing
off for the media, if you will know. But it
was so cool, like they're so high and near and
then they just boom bounced down like nothing just happened.
And then when you get on there, because when you're
looking at even in in like four K, you're looking
at that course, it's all dirt and it's all the
(02:53):
bounds and everything, similar to like a monster truck course,
but you're looking at it, you don't really get the
idea of how loose the dirt is and how many
different divots and holes and rocks and just obstacles there
are that don't even look like obstacles. You can loch
(03:15):
off your bike at any moment, which I did. So
Anthony got to try out one of the bikes. Tried
out a little a little like clown bike, like a
little fifty c C baby bike. It's literally what they
teach kids how to do moto cross and stuff or
a supercross on. And he was like doing okay. And
I did two laps of like the infield, so no
(03:36):
jumps or anything like that. I was able to turn
successfully a handful of times. I do think because the
bike was so small because it was for kids, that
my body, like my feet didn't really fit on like
the pegs or they would get stuck on the pegs
or whatever, so it was a little difficult to maneuver um. Also,
I was super nervous, why I don't know, because there
(03:57):
was just like people watching me and like the actual
Supercross dudes were like the ones teaching us. And after
I finished my second lap of the Enfield, I decided,
I'm gonna go a little bit longer. I'm gonna just
take it back to like kind of where I started,
and that's where it all fell apart. Now we are
working on a reels or TikTok video to show exactly
(04:18):
how I fell fell and basically, no, no, that's not
the word crash. Crashed, Yeah, yeah, I crashed straight up.
Anthony went over like like a chunky area of dirt,
and I made a joke in the video. I'm like,
oh my god, you hit a jump and then all
of a sudden, because he like bounced, he hit the throttle,
which they warned him. What happened. He hit the throttle
(04:40):
and went full speed into what we all, including Anthony,
thought was a concrete like divider. It was like, but
it was actually on the highway, that's what it it looked like.
It was actually giant pieces of foam, which we didn't
find out unto Anthony, crash into thankfully, and I think
that's actually so. Once I hit the bump and hit
the rottle and kind of jerked forward. Not keep in mind,
(05:02):
I'm still going like ten miles an hour. This is
not very fast, and you'll see the video eventually. You
can follow me at worst Anthony on Instagram and on TikTok.
It's the same thing. So once I hit that, I
definitely started panicing a little bit. And they had just
placed down these barriers, because the barriers were dividing where
we were on the infield from like the main finish
(05:23):
line jump area. And I should have noticed because they
were just like dudes carrying them, not like machinery putting
down these big blocks. But they had just put them down.
And as I look up after my hand hit the
throttle and I jerked forward a little bit, I got
even more nervous because I was like, oh, crap, those
are just that's like a concrete wall. So I think
all of that. I tried to stop with my feet
(05:44):
at one point and then just went right into it. Thankfully.
The second I crashed, I realized like, oh, this is
soft foam, it's not that bad. But then because I
kind of flipped over to the side a little bit, Um,
I think my left foot got like caught under the
bike or something something jammed up it came over. I
was like, do you need help? I was like no, no,
(06:04):
I'm like I think he does. There wasn't a chance
in hell. I do have a cut on my leg,
but a little as a scrape. So if you want
to see real athletes do supercross and you're in the
Seattle area tomorrow at Limonfield Saturday, they are like, it's
a full blown race and they're gonna do wild things.
And I'm glad though that everything happened the way it did,
because I have now that I never had respect for
(06:25):
those those guys, but I had no concept of it
but just walking onto the infield, walking around the course
a little bit, seeing them do their thing, and then
being on the slowest, smallest bike that they had available,
and still not being able to like maneuver it. Because
even when you're riding, um, I'm sure anyone else who
(06:45):
did this would would agree. It's like because it's not asphalt,
it's not like a smooth service. It's hard to maneuver
that thing, especially at the the lame slow speeds who
were going at you. Well I did, and we see,
well you'll see how that ends in the video. But
what you just said about having like more respect or whatever,
(07:06):
it's what I always say about like the Winter Olympics,
because I've always loved the Winter Olympics. I've always looked
at and be like, I can never do that. Then
I started skiing and being like, oh, I could really
never do that. Like you full you start to understand
the I guess, the gravity of the work that goes
into it, and the precision and the perfection of what
(07:27):
they do. It's it's another level of human I mean
even just something as simple as watching someone in snowboarding,
for example, do a method, and a method is like
it's a very basic move, but it's one of those things.
And every every discipline of sports has something where it
looks so easy, but well it's so technical. Up. I
(07:51):
would say shooting a three point shot in basketball, I
can do that, or or throwing like a thirty yard
or kicking a field goal actually in football. They all
look like pretty simple things to do, but when you
do it and you're the best it's super technical. So
when you see someone do something like a method, which
is where you're in the air, you grab the board
from kind of behind you, and you're like, yeah, you
(08:12):
do that. That looks like the simplest thing they do
on a snowboard course, But when you try to get
even six inches of air on a regular mountain as
a regular human, you realize how hard what they're doing.
Their simplest thing is way more difficult than anything we do,
as you know, commoners, common folcus. Yeah, it's just I
(08:35):
don't know. I don't know how they do. But the
guys we met were so nice, so cool. The one guy, Alex,
we found out that last week gone to a full
blown fist fight on the course, which apparently hasn't happened
in supercross in five years. He was like viral. He's
like a viral sensation in the supercross world. Now he's
my Supercross idol. Him and Kate were awesome. Kate is
the one who ran to my rescue. They didn't even flinch.
(08:58):
She just watched me. Funny, I like screened and I
didn't even think I recorded it because I like panicked.
And then as we're watching the video over and over again.
I said, wow, I didn't even run to you, didn't
even move. But this is this brings me to something
that I was actually thinking of as we were approaching
lumen Field to enter and do all the things that
we did this morning. There's things I've always wanted to
(09:20):
do and maybe set up like a challenge for a
year where every month I try to learn a new skill. Right.
So one of the things I wanted to do was
get like my my gun license, just to be like, oh,
I know the basics, right, I know like gun safety
rules things like that, and I know how to fire
a gun. Yeah, for when we're in the apocalypse we
(09:41):
need to protect ourselves when Russia and North Korea come
over here and try to invade, I'll be like ready, um,
but I won't help. I'd be the most useless person.
I'm gonna have my go bag and my cats and
we're just walking back to New Jersey. But so that's
one example, right, But I also wanted to get my
motorcycle license and or take some motorcycle like courses, not
(10:02):
because I think I'm going to buy a motorcycle, but
just so I can say like, oh, yeah, I also
have that skill and I want to do things like that.
Maybe it's something I'll start in is my favorite number.
Maybe I'll make it like the year and listen message
me DM me at worst Anthony. Some other things, some
(10:22):
skills I can learn. And it has to be something
simple like that where I can take a weekend course,
you know what I mean, something like that. I think
used to do cooking. I would like to take an
intro to This is gonna sound so lame, more lame
than me crashing into a foam uh divider and hurting
my ankle. I want to learn from a really great chef,
(10:47):
food prep basics like how to dice and slice and chop,
and I don't know things like that because yeah kind
of because if you watch me, like I can make
a couple of things, and Carlin, you actually enjoy when
I make chili. It's decent, it's good. But for just
to chop the peppers it takes like twenty forever. I'm
like watching him. I'm like, dude, there's literally we have
(11:08):
a Mr. Chopper or whatever it's called. I'm just so
scared of like slice and put it in the machine. No,
then it gets like mushy. I don't like it. Well anyway,
things like that, Yeah, what would you learn? I can
also just teach you how to be better at cutting things? No,
I need to. I want to learn from experts. I
want Actually the reason I want to learn, sorry, is
because I want to be able to have life skills
(11:30):
and tell people like, oh, I have a certification in this,
or I have I've taken a course in this. Well
that's why I said we should do the personal training
one that that is one of them. It's a weekend.
I don't think you're going to be here, No, it is, okay, maybe,
but that's also like seven hundred bucks company card. So
maybe we started a go fund me. I don't know.
(11:51):
I actually this week was looking up writing courses because
as I'm like putting together these stories that we do
on the Morning show podcast, I'm like, what am I saying?
Like my writing doesn't make sense and it doesn't have
to as long as I can convey the story properly.
The writing doesn't need to be great for the podcast.
But that is what got me down this path of
(12:14):
I lost my touch because I haven't had to write
and so long, like even something as simple as like blogging,
we used have to do that for the radio station.
But I haven't done even that in a long time.
So the last time I had to write something for
real was in college, so twelve years ago. Thirteen years ago,
so I was kind of so many Courserah has a
(12:36):
bunch of them. There's some free ones as well, Corsera, CEO,
your S E R online courses. Yet, um, there's creative writing,
there's copyrighting. There's business writing, which I probably wouldn't do.
I wouldn't do pr either, I would probably do. I
would like to do creative and copy writing. I believe
does what Ifversity of Washington and just do like a
(12:58):
single course like one class. I don't know how that
works because just like applying No, probably not with S
at this point, I would get in. I graduated summa
cumlai A pretty good it's a pretty smart school. I
always do. I do this every podcast, like what the
order of the kumb loudis? I don't think you've ever
(13:19):
done this before? No, I have always forget what I did?
I need a so which coomb were you the middle?
Cum the middle? I had no No. Marty Grubb beats
around me a graduation or whatever that not being because
don't some people have like a like a not a tassel,
(13:40):
it's like a rope. I was magnacum laudi, which seems
like it would be the most but soon as the most,
soon as the most, there's which is the lowest magna,
and then suma kumladi is not the lowest. Whatever I
was who was the lowest because we don't even get named.
But there's things, and again message me with suggestions things
(14:00):
I could learn, and maybe a week or a weekend
like ari I, for example, the retailer ari I, like
where you go for outdoor stuff, intense and whatnot. They
have courses you can take, like, oh, you know three
seasons survival skills. Yes, Like I want to do things
like that and just learn a lot of crap every
once a month. Here's the thing. I liked the idea
of it. And then I get there and I'm like, oh,
(14:20):
I can't nope, not staying here for six hours the
day I had to do my voting license another one.
I guess I would have to do it for Washington too.
I don't know they transfer well, if it's anything like
the driver's license. If your license expires, you've got to
take the whole test again. Well, your voting license. Oh no,
that is a new thing. My dad had to take
his voting license again at one point. They can get tested. Man,
(14:44):
they should do it for drivers. I know we talked
about this back in the day when we had a
radio show. But uh, when I moved to Washington, I
never like. I didn't switch over my I D soon enough,
so my new jersey idea expired. And when I went
to go get a new one because fired, I had
to retake the test, everything they written and the behind
(15:05):
the wheel test. Had I gone a couple of weeks earlier,
they just would have transferred my stuff over. Because I
procrastinate and I don't do paperwork. Yeah, I just don't
do it. It's not my thing. One day, one day,
No won't you won't. Just accept the fact that you won't.
I I've accepted it because what I was gonna say,
car one day, I've gone to jail for it already.
(15:27):
I will make enough money to hire an assistant, specifically
for paperwork. They're gonna have the easiest life. It's gonna
be like reading my mail, sign the things I gotta
sign done, basically do that for free. I don't know.
I need one to have. Well that's what for jury duty.
(15:48):
I reminded you. I I need to also do my taxes. Yeah,
I gota we have like a week and a half
note three weeks. Yeah, we gotta do that. Yeah, I
gotta do that too. Again, not really a paperwork person.
You think got one year of your life where you're like,
I'm not doing it this year. I did that. I
did one year. I just completely forgot to do my taxes.
(16:11):
And then I called the tax guys like, hey, what
do I do? Is like, we'll just filow an extension.
We'll do this for you next year. They don't like
if you're not like I don't know, they don't like
come for you. Well, here's the thing. They were going
to give me money back anyway, so they weren't really
concerned about my taxes. If anything, by me not doing
my taxes, all I delayed was the government sending me
my own money back because I I still have not
(16:35):
been in a tax bracket. We're like, I owe a
lot of tackets, a lot of tackets. I don't know
taxes um because mainly I do that thing that you
check off every year where like they take all the
money out of your accountcheck. I got screwed because I
this was years ago, not screwed. I mean, I guess
(16:56):
you're supposed to want to owe something. It means that
you like isn't the thing you want to owe, No,
actually want to But that means that you weren't screwed
getting money back. But it's you're just talking to the
wish I was making all of this money off of
when we were still in the radio street Walker. Yeah,
(17:16):
what it doesn't make sense. That's not that's not They
don't get tax on that in some places. Same thing.
Basically I was an influencer and still yourself and um,
because I didn't have enough. Um, I guess right, offs
for that part of my life is where I ended
up paying because you don't get taxed originally on that work.
(17:38):
And now basically that is all of my work, so
I will have a lot more write offs. That is
the one thing. If you're in freelance or any in
an influencial world, freelance whatever contractual stuff. Smart people not me,
will normally tell you, like every check you get, save
like it because you're going to pay that at the
end of the year. If the taxes aren't taking you
(18:00):
have it all on separate account right now, Like that
extra that I hope that if I I hope I
have enough in there to pay. But there's also a limit,
right like if you make under a certain amount as
a contract worker, you don't have to pay taxes. Well,
could we find a tax a real tax professional that
can give some like free advice. There's got to be
someone there, definitely is. They've definitely reached out to afford
(18:22):
just no, have not advice to us like advice to
listeners as we get close to tax season. Well, we
also need the advice. And it's not close to tax season.
We're at the end of tax season, close to the end.
You see you listen to my full sentence now, I said,
we are close to the end of tax season. Um,
you know, my brother, my brother Justin actually messaged me
(18:43):
because I guess when we started doing games on the
morning show podcast, and this is because you said roll
the tape. He pointed out that when we were first
doing games, we would like set up the rules all
the time and like repeat them throughout the game and
then repeat the score throughout the game. And then I
guess we stopped doing that he's like, listen, you don't
have to repeat everything all the time. If someone missed something,
(19:04):
they can just press the the back button. Because we're
so used to radio where the model and radio is
like every time you're talking yourself, you're talking to a
new person, a new listener, and an old listener, and
you've got to straddle that. When did he give you
this piece of advice, like three weeks ago? It would
have been nice for you to also pass that along
to me. No, I don't do that. You're such a
(19:26):
bad communicator. It's you're actually the worst. You you along
with some members of my family and your own family,
I feel like you guys don't communicate with each other.
We've talked about this my own family. Um No, we
don't like we speak to one another. But like when
(19:47):
there's when any time there's something that's being planned, there's
always someone in my family that drops the ball on
some sort of big piece of information. And like when
talking to my mom specifically, it's the aim of telephone
where something always gets added, generally added, not really left out.
So then I'm telling and I'm like and then it's
(20:09):
like that's the true and I'm like that's a mommy said,
so what's going on here? But now I started getting
better at like saying like, hey to my family specifically,
I'm going to be home these these are the days
I'm planning on coming home. What is happening around her
on these dates? Do I need to come home at
a different time because I'll book my flights and like, oh,
you should have come back at the day before we're
(20:30):
doing this big thing. And I'm like, you ask hats
why wasn't it like luke me in on things? Immdication
is key. Carly Ree actually pointed this out to me.
So I'm gonna be joining Carly Marie's family to a
Disney trip this summer. What did I point out? And
carl Ree pointed out, what you're excited about? No, this
is cool, it's fine. But carly Ree pointed out that
(20:54):
this will be the first birthday because we're flying to
New Jersey first, meeting up with everyone, and then flying
much like we did with our Spain trip or trip
to Spain. You're gonna fly to New Jersey, meet up
with everyone, then all fly together to to Florida. But
I will actually be in New Jersey for my birthday
for the first time in six years, So I haven't
(21:14):
I have decided that I'm going to throw you a
jersey brand No, no, no, I'm doing it because you're
a jersey and my jersey are different. We're gonna have sparklers,
yeager moms, girls in tight little dresses. I'm gonna bring
all your ex girlfriends to the party because that's what
we used to do. They're gonna probably not go. I
think I think almost all of them are married or
engaged at this point. Get at least one. I'm from there. Okay,
(21:35):
I could probably get to it, but I only want
to get one. Okay, okay, sure, and it'll be a
great too. Maybe not a girlfriend, a girl you hooked up.
There are at least two that was the names down
write the names. This isn't because I'm trying to protect
my own like that. One would definitely say yes, but
(21:56):
I don't want that one there. This one obviously yes, uh,
we're possibly going to her one or one or one
or two of those people would show up. Yes, okay,
So anyway, I have good relationships with both of them.
So anyway, I'm not very any birthday party. No, no,
(22:18):
I will say this other than maybe, like this is
gonna sound so weird. Other than the women that I
fully dated, like called girlfriend at some point in my life,
those two probably don't like me very much. I think
everyone else that I've had some sort of relationship with
um still appreciates me in some capacity. I think that
(22:41):
makes sense. I think that's weird because I don't like
even in my more you know, flirty day is I uh,
I think I treated pretty people pretty well. You know,
you definitely were running a game full blown. What are
you eight? You're definitely a run in the game. No,
(23:01):
you're running a game like flucy what do they call?
Everyone know what I mean? You were running the game
and all those women. What do you mean what my
mom would say? You were going with all of them.
(23:22):
I don't know what any of that means. You were
definitely with the multiple women in the same time frame.
So yeah, you may have been treating them nice. You
weren't add to them, no exactly, but you weren't giving
them the respect. I know. I disagree behind the scenes,
you weren't giving them the respect when they weren't around,
because respect when they're not around it is just as
important as respect when they are at I would say this.
(23:44):
I don't think I lot to any of them about anything. Okay,
but you weren't honest in your You were definitely hooking
up with more than one girl at once, and they
didn't know, They didn't not know, you know what I mean. No,
I think there's a difference because none of us ever
got to a situation where we thought that was there.
None of us ever got to a situation where it
(24:05):
was like, oh, this is an exclusive thing. Is this
the time for me to ask? You better ask at
some point? It's all I know. All right, So what's
happening with this new Jersey birthday party? What's your idea?
Carl Marie of Anthony's New Jersey Birthday Party is gonna
be probably on a rooftop somewhere. There will be a DJ,
maybe DJ Marco Pentel. That'd be cool, spinning, running and spinning,
(24:30):
and then he's gonna run the game. And then the
run of the game was spinning the dist hosted by
Scary Jones on the mic. And they'll be like sparklers
that we all get to hold when we sing Happy
Birthday and we take shots. Can I make a request
because I do love the I actually really do love
the idea of being hosted by scary like not paying him. No, no,
he'll but we'll do a place that like he's friendly
(24:52):
with and he can grab a microphone. But I also
I don't want him to have to host the whole night.
So we invite Greg T and they altered eight hours.
No I can't because Greg T is a great em
C as well. If you like ironically bad mcs, it
sucks that you're not. This isn't like a big birthday,
like part of me wishes this was. I still got
a couple. What is this? Yeah, which is crazy because
(25:17):
the last birthday I spent in New Jersey was That's
not true. It was I was thirty when I moved here.
Absolutely true. Why are you holy ship, Paul? Because I
moved here at thirty and a half. Essentially, this is
going to be your real thirtieth birthday because we don't
(25:38):
really give you a crazy thirt No, I didn't really
do a lot for my thirty was also like a
bad headspace on my thirtieth birthday. Do we think we
can get your cousin Michelle to fly to Jersey and
make a cake? Absolutely? Because her birthday is the following week. Okay,
but we won't be there for that part. No, I'll
be in Florida, Michelle Cake and t is the request
(25:59):
sparkler ex girlfriends serving No, they don't. You're not making
them serve drinct. That's what they gotta do. Um at
least one or two ex girlfriends needs to be there
because that is always the parties you would throw and
then remember that was the drama. Yeah that, yeah, I
do remember. That was more college twenties Anthony. Now we
(26:20):
won't do that, but they're invited. By the way, guys,
this podcast is going to take a turn in the
next couple of minutes. It's stall stuck at the bottom
because I got some pre workout in my cup. I
got some drink and my cup. Everyone will get shots
of pre workout. We probably won't do food. What am
(26:41):
I gonna eat you before? Please? The snack queen isn't
going to think about food at my birthday and burritos?
What if we just do it at gringoes? I was
thinking of that. Do they have an outdoor space and
they have? Why are we planning my birthday party? And
because what is this? This is what you do? It
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is my birthday about the day. I'm even planning your
birthday because you did what for my birthday? Nothing? You
planned nothing. You had a great birthday, that right, So
I'm go, did you did you not have a great birthday?
But you didn't do any of it. But that's not
the point, Carl, Marie, I planned karaoke? Did you or
did you not have a great birthday? There wasn't really
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this was a tough birthday because there wasn't really a
lot of wiggle room for surprises. And the one that
I did try, which would have worked, um, there was
a death in the family, so that Sam's family, so
that kind of threw anything off. Anyway, I will plan
your birthday party and I will live vicariously through it,
and I will ask to be celebrated as well. So
you didn't mention you mentioned d J Marco Pentac spening
(27:46):
the tunes right on the no what is that called?
Um who? I'm very excited because in less than a
month he's going to be out here in Seattle for
the first time, and I think he's doing two DJ
like gigs, one on audio on Saturday. So I'm very
excited to the party with him again. I'm gonna make
the invitation like a club flyer. You should wait, how
many people are being invited? Oh? Like, I don't really
(28:08):
have that many friends anymore, you know, Actually, I take
that back. I have a lot of friends. I don't
have a lot of friends that um live close enough
to that area now and have the freedom without kids
or other responsive they can you know, make their hotel
rooms in advance. Well, you know what, Carl, Marie. But
here's the problem. What are we gonna do it on
your actual birthday? I don't know what day of the
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week is my birthday. I have no idea your birthday
is on Thursday. J We fly the next morning. That sucks.
We fly on a Friday. What idiot? Book that? My brother?
What's wrong with him? Yeah? Okay, well we'll figure something out.
Maybe we'll go there the week before and I'll have
it a week early. Anyway, we gotta move on from
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this birthday talking Father's Day and nobody wants to celebrate
you on Father's Day. I'm a daddy, I literally, cat
that wasn't even a doe. Cat invite all those ex girlfriends?
Ye back all that. Wait, you're not gonna like that.
(29:17):
That's way too sweet for you. You You are a cat daddy.
Am I going to get a a mommy? Isn't? It's
the only like you could be like a sugar mama,
But you kind of are. I living your home, But
sugar sugar mama, sugar daddy, not sugar dadda, because dadda
sounds like you're a toddler mommy and mama. Okay, mommy,
(29:42):
sugar mommy, sugar daddy, cat mommy daddy. You're not gonna
like that pre workout mm hmm, it's all stuck in
the bottom with it's this is Sonic's Cherry Lime Aid
Flavor of Ghost pre workout. That was a free ad
for them, but I got it yesterday. So one of
(30:04):
the problems there used to be this is a meathead problem.
There used to be a g n C down the
street that closed and became some stupid math tutoring place
idiots became Derek Zeulander, a school for kids kids that
can't read good though, and uh now there's only vitamin
(30:24):
shops are on me, which I actually like them a lot. However,
the one the guy who I followed, Jim Stepani, and
I'd like do all his programs his stuff for whatever reason,
isn't sold at Vitamin Shop. It's only sold at g
n C. So I went to Vitamin Shop and got
this ghost pre workout, which I think might be a
Jersey based company. They have like a pretty cool little
(30:47):
ghost logo, a bunch of cool flavors. Are you looking
it up right now to see if it's a Jersey
based company? And only say that because my friend Nicole
knows the owner and she's based in Jersey, but she
also knows like she knows every little human ever because
she's super cool, unlike me. Are you looking it up?
What do we got on? Nevada? Nevada? Not even close?
(31:09):
All right? Do you like it? It's it's a very
cherry said that nowhere. Do you like it? It's sweet?
It tastes like you literally just put cotton candy sugar.
I feel like that's why I didn't think you're gonna
like it, because it's very sweet, but because I took
that pre work out, and because Carl Brie and I
(31:31):
have a hot date tonight date night, right, we have
a double date. It's a double date. Um, we're gonna
see Joegato. We are going to see Joegato. He is
performing at the Tacoma Comedy Club this weekend. He has
six shows here. That's crazy. And if you if the
name sounds familiar and you're like, wait, why do I know?
Joe Gato he Um is one of the guys who
(31:52):
used to be in The Impractical Jokers. He has recently
in the last year, left that he's focusing on some
personal stuff right now, but he's gonna be out here,
good friend of ours, super super funny, So I'm very
excited to see him. And it also because I was
I was really mad last week that I had to
miss Christa Stefano because oh my god, it was probably
probably my favorite live comedy show. And now that I
(32:15):
don't like Joe, because Joe has been very kind to us,
He's visited the studio a couple of times, He's said
very kind things to us about our podcasts and whatnot.
But Chris is someone who actually texted with every now
and then, Like I feel like I'm I'm more friendly
with Chris than I am with Joe. And I was
so mad. Not only was I mad that I missed
Krista Stefano, but I spent all of my credit card miles,
all of my airline miles to go down to San
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Diego with gas prices through the roof. No, but that's
that's why the tickets were so expensive, I think. And
I got to San Diego, beautiful, sunny, gorgeous San Diego.
Went to the university where the the n C Double
Tournament was taking place, got to my seat and watched
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seat in Hall lay the worst egg I have ever
seen as a seton Hall basketball fan. It was the
worst game I have ever seen them play. Now at
that show, were they going up against a very good team,
a very good defensive team that was gonna make the
game ugly? They did. But the fact that I had
to watch my favorite team get manhandled like that while
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Carla Marie and our friends were just laughing it up
with Christa Stephano in Seattle, everything just all the different
factors came in and just made my night even worse.
So if you can see christ the Stephan New Chris
Stephano in a city near you, as I was gonna say,
he's in Vegas this weekend, Yeah, and uh, he's all over.
(33:42):
He's got a bunch of shows in Florida at one
point this season, I believe also has a really good
podcast with Sal another one of our friends from The
Impractical Jokers. So, hey babe, you can check that out.
It's called the Hey Babe Podcast. Hey Babe pod Um.
But yeah, I I love stand up comedy. It's one
of my favorite of things to do. It is it
is are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding? Last
(34:06):
week when we were playing that stupid ass game six
things you should Know about your partner or whatever, twelve
things and six months, and it was what does make
your partner laughed? And I said, okay, comedy and stand
up comedy. You can go back. You can go back
and listen to last week's podcast. It was pretty good,
not as good as this one. No, last week was
(34:27):
a riot. But the reason I said that carline is
not because stand up comedy doesn't make me laugh. But
the way you answered it was the stupidest thing you
could have said. The question is what makes your partner laugh?
And you said stand up comedy? You may as well
have just said funny things, no, because you specifically enjoy that,
(34:51):
and you do. I love the experience of stand up
comedy much like I love the experience of going to
a movie. I love it because You're not really supposed
to be on your phone, right Your your attention is
all supposed to be turned in that one direction. The
whole place is supposed to be experiencing the same thing. Yes,
you can order drinks and food and whatnot, But I
just I've always liked it. I think it's because growing up,
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I used to go with my older cousins, like way
before I was supposed to be allowed into places like
the Comedy Seller or anything like that. Would go to
the village. We'd go to the Comedy Seller, and I
got to see people like Dave Chappelle, like Louis c k,
like David tell All. This is back in like the
late nineties early two thousands, I was in sixth grade
going to the like the mecca of New York comedy clubs. Basically,
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my cousin would give the bouncer like an extra twenty bucks.
To reiterate, my answer was a good answer, because I
know it's Your answer was not a good answer if
you're If the question was what is something your partner
loves enjoy or enjoys to do or loves to do,
going to stand up comedy shows would be a perfect answer.
What makes your partner laugh. The correct answer is not
(35:58):
stand up comedy, because that should be an answer for
literally everybody. Imagine someone's like I hate comedy. That would
be a terrible person to be with. And there's definitely people,
although I didn't say that to someone in the city
one time. You know, if you're walking through Times Square
and I used to have to go. I would park
near Times Square when I was working for my dad
and I would go to the jewelery district to like
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work for him and like pick up orders and whatnot.
And every time you pass through that area, like over Broadway,
there's always someone trying to give you a flyer for
some show. And it was always a comedy show. I
think Gotham Comedy down there, and there's always dudes. You
have to walk by, like six of them, and they're
always trying signs yea. And this one guy he just
(36:40):
was he was like, hey, man, you like comedy And
I looked at I said nope, he goes man, you
must suck, and I just walked away. And when you're
a New Yorker, like I try to be as pleasant
as I can without but it's like I deal with
this every day, like I'm here on vacation, and I
wasn't unpleasant with the guy. I was like, man, I
don't want your flyer, dude, Like, I'm not going to
throw away or garbage for you basically. But I also
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understand that life because when I was on the street team,
I handed out a lot of flyers to a lot
of people that didn't really want them. That's just New York. Man.
Getting people to stop in a city like New York
is so hard. What do you think is harder stopping
people to talk in New York? Are stopping people to
talk in Seattle? Seattle? I think I think you're probably right.
(37:24):
Oh I take them back I met New York. No,
it's tough because Seattle people are like, oh, what's going on?
Why do you want to talk to me? Like I'd
be very confused. They're not going to be rushing past
you because they don't do that here, but they'll try
to ignore you in Seattle. And I'm talking the city
of Seattle, right, Like, imagine the downtown area because like
(37:45):
Downtown or the Time Square, New York is different. Yeah,
Like if I was just at the Farmer's Market and
Ballard and I was like, Hey, can I talk to
you for a minute. I got this new podcast. You
just check it out. That's where people would probably stop
at the farmer's market. And that is one of the
things I like about the farmers market, even though it
is a tourist trap. Oh wait, you're talking about about
the Ballard farmers No, I'm talking about the Pike Place.
(38:09):
Pike Place farmers Market. It is a tourist trap, right,
like you've got the first Starbucks. People line up, people
take a billion pictures. But it's a tourist trap that
locals can still appreciate from time to time. Like I'm
not gonna go there all the time, but there's some
restaurants to there, and they're like you get a New
Yorker or someone from New Jersey to go to Times
Square in New York, and I would go every time
(38:32):
I would go see the tree to like it would
be like a package deal, what a couple of times
for the tree. I'd usually go, Like if I was
already in the city and it was late, I'm like, oh,
you know what, this is the perfect time. They're gonna
close the tree in about an hour. But it's like
when you do the whole process, Like when I would
go with like my family. It's like you go see
the tree and you do this, and it's freezing and
you're walking and I'm like, I'm exhausted in the day
for what we just pummeled through. People to go look
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at a tree that looks the same every year exactly.
I think everyone should go once and experienced Christmas time
in New York City because if you've never seen it,
and if you're not from there, I could imagine it
being pretty magical. It is. There is something magical about
New York City at Christmas, and it's probably the fact
that like Hollywood has made it this thing right home
(39:16):
alone elf, like all Miracle on Street, all of those
big movies somehow encompass or include New York. But when
you're there all the time, especially when you work in
New York, and you've got to somehow get through that
crowd for whatever reason. Oh man, that was the worst
when I used to work for my dad, because the
Jeweler District, it's like they're being a music festival in
(39:38):
your city every day for a month, the Jeweler District
and forty six is where like a lot of like
the tree is and everything. So just getting a parking spot,
getting across the street. Everything was annoying. Yeah, I don't
miss that, man. We talked all about a lot of
things today. What are we talking about today, Carl Maury.
(40:00):
We talked about your birthday party, and we talked about
you crashing at Supercross. Yeah, ankle still a little store.
Definitely sprained by ankle. Like it's not bad. I'm not
gonna be I don't need to go to the hospital anything,
but it's a sprained It'll hurt for a couple of days.
And you'll see you will see video coming soon once
we figure out the reels. And who knows by the
time you listen to this that you may have seen
(40:21):
the video already. Thank you for hanging out with us.
This is one of our longer Monday Friday podcasts in
recent history. Forty minutes or so. Damn, we gotta go.
We gotta get out of here. I've gotta hit the
gym that I'm gonna watch St. Peter's take on Purdue
in Philly. Yeah, so this is like as close to
a home game as St. Peter's is gonna get. So
(40:43):
hopefully a lot of New Jersey faithful are traveling across
the Water and going to check out the oldest school left. No,
I think there will be. I think it's tough because St.
Peters doesn't have like a big student body. So even
if they took every single student from St. Peter's, that's
two thousand people people. But I think some Seaton Hall
(41:06):
fans will go. I think some New Jersey basketball fans
will go. So St. Peter's taken on Perdue. Hopefully by
the time you hear this, St. Peter's has notched another
win for Shaheen Holloway, former Seaton Hall pirate, and then
it's over to see Joegata. Okay, we gotta go. You
need some pretty work out in your life. I'm so
hyper focused. Okay, hit the end button. Goodbye. You look great.
I don't care how old I sound when I say
what I'm about to say. TikTok's are freaking hard, man,
It's not. It wasn't even TikTok. It was real like
reels TikTok videos. Trying to time those things up and
they don't make it easy and it's not like you.
The only thing I can do quickly is when it's
just like boom, here's a video like I posted, if
it's like just me talking to the camera or just
(00:21):
a video of the cats, like when it requires timing
something to a specific like viral sound or whatever it is,
when it requires that and multiple edits, like I have
to use a third party app because editing in Instagram
is a giant cluster. So that's what we're trying to do.
And I'm going to get into why we've spent so
(00:41):
much time with this specific TikTok reels video. I'm gonna
explain also why my ankle hurts. It's all the same reason.
It's all the same reason. Welcome to My Day, Friday.
(01:04):
It's Pete went from far Boy, and you're listening to
my two favorite people, Carla Marie and Anthony. It's Friday.
Hi I'm carry Hi on me Hi, I'm dressing him jee.
I will listening and you'll listen. Who you know what.
(01:30):
I love this intro for today because I feel extreme today.
Oh yeah, I feel real extreme. So this morning, and
this is the reason the podcast is a little late.
We sat down to record it around h noon thirty,
if you will. On the West Coast, Carla, Marie and
I got to wake up this Friday morning, this fine
(01:50):
Friday morning and go over to Lumen Field, which used
to be Century Link where the Seahawks play, where the
Sounders play here in Seattle, and they had everything set
up for Monster Energies Supercross Championship. Yeah, Supercross, Yeah extreme yeahs.
(02:11):
Before we get into any of the details of what
we did there, let me explain if you've ever watched
those guys speed around that course and go up and
down and whatever. As difficult as it looks, it is
like a hundred times more difficult when you're actually on
the course. But we got to see the guys do
(02:32):
it beforehand. They did like a practice run, I guess,
to show off and practice. I think they were throwing
off for the media, if you will know. But it
was so cool, like they're so high and near and
then they just boom bounced down like nothing just happened.
And then when you get on there, because when you're
looking at even in in like four K, you're looking
at that course, it's all dirt and it's all the
(02:53):
bounds and everything, similar to like a monster truck course,
but you're looking at it, you don't really get the
idea of how loose the dirt is and how many
different divots and holes and rocks and just obstacles there
are that don't even look like obstacles. You can loch
(03:15):
off your bike at any moment, which I did. So
Anthony got to try out one of the bikes. Tried
out a little a little like clown bike, like a
little fifty c C baby bike. It's literally what they
teach kids how to do moto cross and stuff or
a supercross on. And he was like doing okay. And
I did two laps of like the infield, so no
(03:36):
jumps or anything like that. I was able to turn
successfully a handful of times. I do think because the
bike was so small because it was for kids, that
my body, like my feet didn't really fit on like
the pegs or they would get stuck on the pegs
or whatever, so it was a little difficult to maneuver um. Also,
I was super nervous, why I don't know, because there
(03:57):
was just like people watching me and like the actual
Supercross dudes were like the ones teaching us. And after
I finished my second lap of the Enfield, I decided,
I'm gonna go a little bit longer. I'm gonna just
take it back to like kind of where I started,
and that's where it all fell apart. Now we are
working on a reels or TikTok video to show exactly
(04:18):
how I fell fell and basically, no, no, that's not
the word crash. Crashed, Yeah, yeah, I crashed straight up.
Anthony went over like like a chunky area of dirt,
and I made a joke in the video. I'm like,
oh my god, you hit a jump and then all
of a sudden, because he like bounced, he hit the throttle,
which they warned him. What happened. He hit the throttle
(04:40):
and went full speed into what we all, including Anthony,
thought was a concrete like divider. It was like, but
it was actually on the highway, that's what it it looked like.
It was actually giant pieces of foam, which we didn't
find out unto Anthony, crash into thankfully, and I think
that's actually so. Once I hit the bump and hit
the rottle and kind of jerked forward. Not keep in mind,
(05:02):
I'm still going like ten miles an hour. This is
not very fast, and you'll see the video eventually. You
can follow me at worst Anthony on Instagram and on TikTok.
It's the same thing. So once I hit that, I
definitely started panicing a little bit. And they had just
placed down these barriers, because the barriers were dividing where
we were on the infield from like the main finish
(05:23):
line jump area. And I should have noticed because they
were just like dudes carrying them, not like machinery putting
down these big blocks. But they had just put them down.
And as I look up after my hand hit the
throttle and I jerked forward a little bit, I got
even more nervous because I was like, oh, crap, those
are just that's like a concrete wall. So I think
all of that. I tried to stop with my feet
(05:44):
at one point and then just went right into it. Thankfully.
The second I crashed, I realized like, oh, this is
soft foam, it's not that bad. But then because I
kind of flipped over to the side a little bit, Um,
I think my left foot got like caught under the
bike or something something jammed up it came over. I
was like, do you need help? I was like no, no,
(06:04):
I'm like I think he does. There wasn't a chance
in hell. I do have a cut on my leg,
but a little as a scrape. So if you want
to see real athletes do supercross and you're in the
Seattle area tomorrow at Limonfield Saturday, they are like, it's
a full blown race and they're gonna do wild things.
And I'm glad though that everything happened the way it did,
because I have now that I never had respect for
(06:25):
those those guys, but I had no concept of it
but just walking onto the infield, walking around the course
a little bit, seeing them do their thing, and then
being on the slowest, smallest bike that they had available,
and still not being able to like maneuver it. Because
even when you're riding, um, I'm sure anyone else who
(06:45):
did this would would agree. It's like because it's not asphalt,
it's not like a smooth service. It's hard to maneuver
that thing, especially at the the lame slow speeds who
were going at you. Well I did, and we see,
well you'll see how that ends in the video. But
what you just said about having like more respect or whatever,
(07:06):
it's what I always say about like the Winter Olympics,
because I've always loved the Winter Olympics. I've always looked
at and be like, I can never do that. Then
I started skiing and being like, oh, I could really
never do that. Like you full you start to understand
the I guess, the gravity of the work that goes
into it, and the precision and the perfection of what
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they do. It's it's another level of human I mean
even just something as simple as watching someone in snowboarding,
for example, do a method, and a method is like
it's a very basic move, but it's one of those things.
And every every discipline of sports has something where it
looks so easy, but well it's so technical. Up. I
(07:51):
would say shooting a three point shot in basketball, I
can do that, or or throwing like a thirty yard
or kicking a field goal actually in football. They all
look like pretty simple things to do, but when you
do it and you're the best it's super technical. So
when you see someone do something like a method, which
is where you're in the air, you grab the board
from kind of behind you, and you're like, yeah, you
(08:12):
do that. That looks like the simplest thing they do
on a snowboard course, But when you try to get
even six inches of air on a regular mountain as
a regular human, you realize how hard what they're doing.
Their simplest thing is way more difficult than anything we do,
as you know, commoners, common folcus. Yeah, it's just I
(08:35):
don't know. I don't know how they do. But the
guys we met were so nice, so cool. The one guy, Alex,
we found out that last week gone to a full
blown fist fight on the course, which apparently hasn't happened
in supercross in five years. He was like viral. He's
like a viral sensation in the supercross world. Now he's
my Supercross idol. Him and Kate were awesome. Kate is
the one who ran to my rescue. They didn't even flinch.
(08:58):
She just watched me. Funny, I like screened and I
didn't even think I recorded it because I like panicked.
And then as we're watching the video over and over again.
I said, wow, I didn't even run to you, didn't
even move. But this is this brings me to something
that I was actually thinking of as we were approaching
lumen Field to enter and do all the things that
we did this morning. There's things I've always wanted to
(09:20):
do and maybe set up like a challenge for a
year where every month I try to learn a new skill. Right.
So one of the things I wanted to do was
get like my my gun license, just to be like, oh,
I know the basics, right, I know like gun safety
rules things like that, and I know how to fire
a gun. Yeah, for when we're in the apocalypse we
(09:41):
need to protect ourselves when Russia and North Korea come
over here and try to invade, I'll be like ready, um,
but I won't help. I'd be the most useless person.
I'm gonna have my go bag and my cats and
we're just walking back to New Jersey. But so that's
one example, right, But I also wanted to get my
motorcycle license and or take some motorcycle like courses, not
(10:02):
because I think I'm going to buy a motorcycle, but
just so I can say like, oh, yeah, I also
have that skill and I want to do things like that.
Maybe it's something I'll start in is my favorite number.
Maybe I'll make it like the year and listen message
me DM me at worst Anthony. Some other things, some
(10:22):
skills I can learn. And it has to be something
simple like that where I can take a weekend course,
you know what I mean, something like that. I think
used to do cooking. I would like to take an
intro to This is gonna sound so lame, more lame
than me crashing into a foam uh divider and hurting
my ankle. I want to learn from a really great chef,
(10:47):
food prep basics like how to dice and slice and chop,
and I don't know things like that because yeah kind
of because if you watch me, like I can make
a couple of things, and Carlin, you actually enjoy when
I make chili. It's decent, it's good. But for just
to chop the peppers it takes like twenty forever. I'm
like watching him. I'm like, dude, there's literally we have
(11:08):
a Mr. Chopper or whatever it's called. I'm just so
scared of like slice and put it in the machine. No,
then it gets like mushy. I don't like it. Well anyway,
things like that, Yeah, what would you learn? I can
also just teach you how to be better at cutting things? No,
I need to. I want to learn from experts. I
want Actually the reason I want to learn, sorry, is
because I want to be able to have life skills
(11:30):
and tell people like, oh, I have a certification in this,
or I have I've taken a course in this. Well
that's why I said we should do the personal training
one that that is one of them. It's a weekend.
I don't think you're going to be here, No, it is, okay, maybe,
but that's also like seven hundred bucks company card. So
maybe we started a go fund me. I don't know.
(11:51):
I actually this week was looking up writing courses because
as I'm like putting together these stories that we do
on the Morning show podcast, I'm like, what am I saying?
Like my writing doesn't make sense and it doesn't have
to as long as I can convey the story properly.
The writing doesn't need to be great for the podcast.
But that is what got me down this path of
(12:14):
I lost my touch because I haven't had to write
and so long, like even something as simple as like blogging,
we used have to do that for the radio station.
But I haven't done even that in a long time.
So the last time I had to write something for
real was in college, so twelve years ago. Thirteen years ago,
so I was kind of so many Courserah has a
(12:36):
bunch of them. There's some free ones as well, Corsera, CEO,
your S E R online courses. Yet, um, there's creative writing,
there's copyrighting. There's business writing, which I probably wouldn't do.
I wouldn't do pr either, I would probably do. I
would like to do creative and copy writing. I believe
does what Ifversity of Washington and just do like a
(12:58):
single course like one class. I don't know how that
works because just like applying No, probably not with S
at this point, I would get in. I graduated summa
cumlai A pretty good it's a pretty smart school. I
always do. I do this every podcast, like what the
order of the kumb loudis? I don't think you've ever
(13:19):
done this before? No, I have always forget what I did?
I need a so which coomb were you the middle?
Cum the middle? I had no No. Marty Grubb beats
around me a graduation or whatever that not being because
don't some people have like a like a not a tassel,
(13:40):
it's like a rope. I was magnacum laudi, which seems
like it would be the most but soon as the most,
soon as the most, there's which is the lowest magna,
and then suma kumladi is not the lowest. Whatever I
was who was the lowest because we don't even get named.
But there's things, and again message me with suggestions things
(14:00):
I could learn, and maybe a week or a weekend
like ari I, for example, the retailer ari I, like
where you go for outdoor stuff, intense and whatnot. They
have courses you can take, like, oh, you know three
seasons survival skills. Yes, Like I want to do things
like that and just learn a lot of crap every
once a month. Here's the thing. I liked the idea
of it. And then I get there and I'm like, oh,
(14:20):
I can't nope, not staying here for six hours the
day I had to do my voting license another one.
I guess I would have to do it for Washington too.
I don't know they transfer well, if it's anything like
the driver's license. If your license expires, you've got to
take the whole test again. Well, your voting license. Oh no,
that is a new thing. My dad had to take
his voting license again at one point. They can get tested. Man,
(14:44):
they should do it for drivers. I know we talked
about this back in the day when we had a
radio show. But uh, when I moved to Washington, I
never like. I didn't switch over my I D soon enough,
so my new jersey idea expired. And when I went
to go get a new one because fired, I had
to retake the test, everything they written and the behind
(15:05):
the wheel test. Had I gone a couple of weeks earlier,
they just would have transferred my stuff over. Because I
procrastinate and I don't do paperwork. Yeah, I just don't
do it. It's not my thing. One day, one day,
No won't you won't. Just accept the fact that you won't.
I I've accepted it because what I was gonna say,
car one day, I've gone to jail for it already.
(15:27):
I will make enough money to hire an assistant, specifically
for paperwork. They're gonna have the easiest life. It's gonna
be like reading my mail, sign the things I gotta
sign done, basically do that for free. I don't know.
I need one to have. Well that's what for jury duty.
(15:48):
I reminded you. I I need to also do my taxes. Yeah,
I gota we have like a week and a half
note three weeks. Yeah, we gotta do that. Yeah, I
gotta do that too. Again, not really a paperwork person.
You think got one year of your life where you're like,
I'm not doing it this year. I did that. I
did one year. I just completely forgot to do my taxes.
(16:11):
And then I called the tax guys like, hey, what
do I do? Is like, we'll just filow an extension.
We'll do this for you next year. They don't like
if you're not like I don't know, they don't like
come for you. Well, here's the thing. They were going
to give me money back anyway, so they weren't really
concerned about my taxes. If anything, by me not doing
my taxes, all I delayed was the government sending me
my own money back because I I still have not
(16:35):
been in a tax bracket. We're like, I owe a
lot of tackets, a lot of tackets. I don't know
taxes um because mainly I do that thing that you
check off every year where like they take all the
money out of your accountcheck. I got screwed because I
this was years ago, not screwed. I mean, I guess
(16:56):
you're supposed to want to owe something. It means that
you like isn't the thing you want to owe, No,
actually want to But that means that you weren't screwed
getting money back. But it's you're just talking to the
wish I was making all of this money off of
when we were still in the radio street Walker. Yeah,
(17:16):
what it doesn't make sense. That's not that's not They
don't get tax on that in some places. Same thing.
Basically I was an influencer and still yourself and um,
because I didn't have enough. Um, I guess right, offs
for that part of my life is where I ended
up paying because you don't get taxed originally on that work.
(17:38):
And now basically that is all of my work, so
I will have a lot more write offs. That is
the one thing. If you're in freelance or any in
an influencial world, freelance whatever contractual stuff. Smart people not me,
will normally tell you, like every check you get, save
like it because you're going to pay that at the
end of the year. If the taxes aren't taking you
(18:00):
have it all on separate account right now, Like that
extra that I hope that if I I hope I
have enough in there to pay. But there's also a limit,
right like if you make under a certain amount as
a contract worker, you don't have to pay taxes. Well,
could we find a tax a real tax professional that
can give some like free advice. There's got to be
someone there, definitely is. They've definitely reached out to afford
(18:22):
just no, have not advice to us like advice to
listeners as we get close to tax season. Well, we
also need the advice. And it's not close to tax season.
We're at the end of tax season, close to the end.
You see you listen to my full sentence now, I said,
we are close to the end of tax season. Um,
you know, my brother, my brother Justin actually messaged me
(18:43):
because I guess when we started doing games on the
morning show podcast, and this is because you said roll
the tape. He pointed out that when we were first
doing games, we would like set up the rules all
the time and like repeat them throughout the game and
then repeat the score throughout the game. And then I
guess we stopped doing that he's like, listen, you don't
have to repeat everything all the time. If someone missed something,
(19:04):
they can just press the the back button. Because we're
so used to radio where the model and radio is
like every time you're talking yourself, you're talking to a
new person, a new listener, and an old listener, and
you've got to straddle that. When did he give you
this piece of advice, like three weeks ago? It would
have been nice for you to also pass that along
to me. No, I don't do that. You're such a
(19:26):
bad communicator. It's you're actually the worst. You you along
with some members of my family and your own family,
I feel like you guys don't communicate with each other.
We've talked about this my own family. Um No, we
don't like we speak to one another. But like when
(19:47):
there's when any time there's something that's being planned, there's
always someone in my family that drops the ball on
some sort of big piece of information. And like when
talking to my mom specifically, it's the aim of telephone
where something always gets added, generally added, not really left out.
So then I'm telling and I'm like and then it's
(20:09):
like that's the true and I'm like that's a mommy said,
so what's going on here? But now I started getting
better at like saying like, hey to my family specifically,
I'm going to be home these these are the days
I'm planning on coming home. What is happening around her
on these dates? Do I need to come home at
a different time because I'll book my flights and like, oh,
you should have come back at the day before we're
(20:30):
doing this big thing. And I'm like, you ask hats
why wasn't it like luke me in on things? Immdication
is key. Carly Ree actually pointed this out to me.
So I'm gonna be joining Carly Marie's family to a
Disney trip this summer. What did I point out? And
carl Ree pointed out, what you're excited about? No, this
is cool, it's fine. But carly Ree pointed out that
(20:54):
this will be the first birthday because we're flying to
New Jersey first, meeting up with everyone, and then flying
much like we did with our Spain trip or trip
to Spain. You're gonna fly to New Jersey, meet up
with everyone, then all fly together to to Florida. But
I will actually be in New Jersey for my birthday
for the first time in six years, So I haven't
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I have decided that I'm going to throw you a
jersey brand No, no, no, I'm doing it because you're
a jersey and my jersey are different. We're gonna have sparklers,
yeager moms, girls in tight little dresses. I'm gonna bring
all your ex girlfriends to the party because that's what
we used to do. They're gonna probably not go. I
think I think almost all of them are married or
engaged at this point. Get at least one. I'm from there. Okay,
(21:35):
I could probably get to it, but I only want
to get one. Okay, okay, sure, and it'll be a
great too. Maybe not a girlfriend, a girl you hooked up.
There are at least two that was the names down
write the names. This isn't because I'm trying to protect
my own like that. One would definitely say yes, but
(21:56):
I don't want that one there. This one obviously yes, uh,
we're possibly going to her one or one or one
or two of those people would show up. Yes, okay,
So anyway, I have good relationships with both of them.
So anyway, I'm not very any birthday party. No, no,
(22:18):
I will say this other than maybe, like this is
gonna sound so weird. Other than the women that I
fully dated, like called girlfriend at some point in my life,
those two probably don't like me very much. I think
everyone else that I've had some sort of relationship with
um still appreciates me in some capacity. I think that
(22:41):
makes sense. I think that's weird because I don't like
even in my more you know, flirty day is I uh,
I think I treated pretty people pretty well. You know,
you definitely were running a game full blown. What are
you eight? You're definitely a run in the game. No,
(23:01):
you're running a game like flucy what do they call?
Everyone know what I mean? You were running the game
and all those women. What do you mean what my
mom would say? You were going with all of them.
(23:22):
I don't know what any of that means. You were
definitely with the multiple women in the same time frame.
So yeah, you may have been treating them nice. You
weren't add to them, no exactly, but you weren't giving
them the respect. I know. I disagree behind the scenes,
you weren't giving them the respect when they weren't around,
because respect when they're not around it is just as
important as respect when they are at I would say this.
(23:44):
I don't think I lot to any of them about anything. Okay,
but you weren't honest in your You were definitely hooking
up with more than one girl at once, and they
didn't know, They didn't not know, you know what I mean. No,
I think there's a difference because none of us ever
got to a situation where we thought that was there.
None of us ever got to a situation where it
(24:05):
was like, oh, this is an exclusive thing. Is this
the time for me to ask? You better ask at
some point? It's all I know. All right, So what's
happening with this new Jersey birthday party? What's your idea?
Carl Marie of Anthony's New Jersey Birthday Party is gonna
be probably on a rooftop somewhere. There will be a DJ,
maybe DJ Marco Pentel. That'd be cool, spinning, running and spinning,
(24:30):
and then he's gonna run the game. And then the
run of the game was spinning the dist hosted by
Scary Jones on the mic. And they'll be like sparklers
that we all get to hold when we sing Happy
Birthday and we take shots. Can I make a request
because I do love the I actually really do love
the idea of being hosted by scary like not paying him. No, no,
he'll but we'll do a place that like he's friendly
(24:52):
with and he can grab a microphone. But I also
I don't want him to have to host the whole night.
So we invite Greg T and they altered eight hours.
No I can't because Greg T is a great em
C as well. If you like ironically bad mcs, it
sucks that you're not. This isn't like a big birthday,
like part of me wishes this was. I still got
a couple. What is this? Yeah, which is crazy because
(25:17):
the last birthday I spent in New Jersey was That's
not true. It was I was thirty when I moved here.
Absolutely true. Why are you holy ship, Paul? Because I
moved here at thirty and a half. Essentially, this is
going to be your real thirtieth birthday because we don't
(25:38):
really give you a crazy thirt No, I didn't really
do a lot for my thirty was also like a
bad headspace on my thirtieth birthday. Do we think we
can get your cousin Michelle to fly to Jersey and
make a cake? Absolutely? Because her birthday is the following week. Okay,
but we won't be there for that part. No, I'll
be in Florida, Michelle Cake and t is the request
(25:59):
sparkler ex girlfriends serving No, they don't. You're not making
them serve drinct. That's what they gotta do. Um at
least one or two ex girlfriends needs to be there
because that is always the parties you would throw and
then remember that was the drama. Yeah that, yeah, I
do remember. That was more college twenties Anthony. Now we
(26:20):
won't do that, but they're invited. By the way, guys,
this podcast is going to take a turn in the
next couple of minutes. It's stall stuck at the bottom
because I got some pre workout in my cup. I
got some drink and my cup. Everyone will get shots
of pre workout. We probably won't do food. What am
(26:41):
I gonna eat you before? Please? The snack queen isn't
going to think about food at my birthday and burritos?
What if we just do it at gringoes? I was
thinking of that. Do they have an outdoor space and
they have? Why are we planning my birthday party? And
because what is this? This is what you do? It
(27:01):
is my birthday about the day. I'm even planning your
birthday because you did what for my birthday? Nothing? You
planned nothing. You had a great birthday, that right, So
I'm go, did you did you not have a great birthday?
But you didn't do any of it. But that's not
the point, Carl, Marie, I planned karaoke? Did you or
did you not have a great birthday? There wasn't really
(27:24):
this was a tough birthday because there wasn't really a
lot of wiggle room for surprises. And the one that
I did try, which would have worked, um, there was
a death in the family, so that Sam's family, so
that kind of threw anything off. Anyway, I will plan
your birthday party and I will live vicariously through it,
and I will ask to be celebrated as well. So
you didn't mention you mentioned d J Marco Pentac spening
(27:46):
the tunes right on the no what is that called?
Um who? I'm very excited because in less than a
month he's going to be out here in Seattle for
the first time, and I think he's doing two DJ
like gigs, one on audio on Saturday. So I'm very
excited to the party with him again. I'm gonna make
the invitation like a club flyer. You should wait, how
many people are being invited? Oh? Like, I don't really
(28:08):
have that many friends anymore, you know, Actually, I take
that back. I have a lot of friends. I don't
have a lot of friends that um live close enough
to that area now and have the freedom without kids
or other responsive they can you know, make their hotel
rooms in advance. Well, you know what, Carl, Marie. But
here's the problem. What are we gonna do it on
your actual birthday? I don't know what day of the
(28:31):
week is my birthday. I have no idea your birthday
is on Thursday. J We fly the next morning. That sucks.
We fly on a Friday. What idiot? Book that? My brother?
What's wrong with him? Yeah? Okay, well we'll figure something out.
Maybe we'll go there the week before and I'll have
it a week early. Anyway, we gotta move on from
(28:53):
this birthday talking Father's Day and nobody wants to celebrate
you on Father's Day. I'm a daddy, I literally, cat
that wasn't even a doe. Cat invite all those ex girlfriends?
Ye back all that. Wait, you're not gonna like that.
(29:17):
That's way too sweet for you. You You are a cat daddy.
Am I going to get a a mommy? Isn't? It's
the only like you could be like a sugar mama,
But you kind of are. I living your home, But
sugar sugar mama, sugar daddy, not sugar dadda, because dadda
sounds like you're a toddler mommy and mama. Okay, mommy,
(29:42):
sugar mommy, sugar daddy, cat mommy daddy. You're not gonna
like that pre workout mm hmm, it's all stuck in
the bottom with it's this is Sonic's Cherry Lime Aid
Flavor of Ghost pre workout. That was a free ad
for them, but I got it yesterday. So one of
(30:04):
the problems there used to be this is a meathead problem.
There used to be a g n C down the
street that closed and became some stupid math tutoring place
idiots became Derek Zeulander, a school for kids kids that
can't read good though, and uh now there's only vitamin
(30:24):
shops are on me, which I actually like them a lot. However,
the one the guy who I followed, Jim Stepani, and
I'd like do all his programs his stuff for whatever reason,
isn't sold at Vitamin Shop. It's only sold at g
n C. So I went to Vitamin Shop and got
this ghost pre workout, which I think might be a
Jersey based company. They have like a pretty cool little
(30:47):
ghost logo, a bunch of cool flavors. Are you looking
it up right now to see if it's a Jersey
based company? And only say that because my friend Nicole
knows the owner and she's based in Jersey, but she
also knows like she knows every little human ever because
she's super cool, unlike me. Are you looking it up?
What do we got on? Nevada? Nevada? Not even close?
(31:09):
All right? Do you like it? It's it's a very
cherry said that nowhere. Do you like it? It's sweet?
It tastes like you literally just put cotton candy sugar.
I feel like that's why I didn't think you're gonna
like it, because it's very sweet, but because I took
that pre work out, and because Carl Brie and I
(31:31):
have a hot date tonight date night, right, we have
a double date. It's a double date. Um, we're gonna
see Joegato. We are going to see Joegato. He is
performing at the Tacoma Comedy Club this weekend. He has
six shows here. That's crazy. And if you if the
name sounds familiar and you're like, wait, why do I know?
Joe Gato he Um is one of the guys who
(31:52):
used to be in The Impractical Jokers. He has recently
in the last year, left that he's focusing on some
personal stuff right now, but he's gonna be out here,
good friend of ours, super super funny, So I'm very
excited to see him. And it also because I was
I was really mad last week that I had to
miss Christa Stefano because oh my god, it was probably
probably my favorite live comedy show. And now that I
(32:15):
don't like Joe, because Joe has been very kind to us,
He's visited the studio a couple of times, He's said
very kind things to us about our podcasts and whatnot.
But Chris is someone who actually texted with every now
and then, Like I feel like I'm I'm more friendly
with Chris than I am with Joe. And I was
so mad. Not only was I mad that I missed
Krista Stefano, but I spent all of my credit card miles,
all of my airline miles to go down to San
(32:38):
Diego with gas prices through the roof. No, but that's
that's why the tickets were so expensive, I think. And
I got to San Diego, beautiful, sunny, gorgeous San Diego.
Went to the university where the the n C Double
Tournament was taking place, got to my seat and watched
(32:59):
seat in Hall lay the worst egg I have ever
seen as a seton Hall basketball fan. It was the
worst game I have ever seen them play. Now at
that show, were they going up against a very good team,
a very good defensive team that was gonna make the
game ugly? They did. But the fact that I had
to watch my favorite team get manhandled like that while
(33:22):
Carla Marie and our friends were just laughing it up
with Christa Stephano in Seattle, everything just all the different
factors came in and just made my night even worse.
So if you can see christ the Stephan New Chris
Stephano in a city near you, as I was gonna say,
he's in Vegas this weekend, Yeah, and uh, he's all over.
(33:42):
He's got a bunch of shows in Florida at one
point this season, I believe also has a really good
podcast with Sal another one of our friends from The
Impractical Jokers. So, hey babe, you can check that out.
It's called the Hey Babe Podcast. Hey Babe pod Um.
But yeah, I I love stand up comedy. It's one
of my favorite of things to do. It is it
is are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding? Last
(34:06):
week when we were playing that stupid ass game six
things you should Know about your partner or whatever, twelve
things and six months, and it was what does make
your partner laughed? And I said, okay, comedy and stand
up comedy. You can go back. You can go back
and listen to last week's podcast. It was pretty good,
not as good as this one. No, last week was
(34:27):
a riot. But the reason I said that carline is
not because stand up comedy doesn't make me laugh. But
the way you answered it was the stupidest thing you
could have said. The question is what makes your partner laugh?
And you said stand up comedy? You may as well
have just said funny things, no, because you specifically enjoy that,
(34:51):
and you do. I love the experience of stand up
comedy much like I love the experience of going to
a movie. I love it because You're not really supposed
to be on your phone, right Your your attention is
all supposed to be turned in that one direction. The
whole place is supposed to be experiencing the same thing. Yes,
you can order drinks and food and whatnot, But I
just I've always liked it. I think it's because growing up,
(35:12):
I used to go with my older cousins, like way
before I was supposed to be allowed into places like
the Comedy Seller or anything like that. Would go to
the village. We'd go to the Comedy Seller, and I
got to see people like Dave Chappelle, like Louis c k,
like David tell All. This is back in like the
late nineties early two thousands, I was in sixth grade
going to the like the mecca of New York comedy clubs. Basically,
(35:36):
my cousin would give the bouncer like an extra twenty bucks.
To reiterate, my answer was a good answer, because I
know it's Your answer was not a good answer if
you're If the question was what is something your partner
loves enjoy or enjoys to do or loves to do,
going to stand up comedy shows would be a perfect answer.
What makes your partner laugh. The correct answer is not
(35:58):
stand up comedy, because that should be an answer for
literally everybody. Imagine someone's like I hate comedy. That would
be a terrible person to be with. And there's definitely people,
although I didn't say that to someone in the city
one time. You know, if you're walking through Times Square
and I used to have to go. I would park
near Times Square when I was working for my dad
and I would go to the jewelery district to like
(36:19):
work for him and like pick up orders and whatnot.
And every time you pass through that area, like over Broadway,
there's always someone trying to give you a flyer for
some show. And it was always a comedy show. I
think Gotham Comedy down there, and there's always dudes. You
have to walk by, like six of them, and they're
always trying signs yea. And this one guy he just
(36:40):
was he was like, hey, man, you like comedy And
I looked at I said nope, he goes man, you
must suck, and I just walked away. And when you're
a New Yorker, like I try to be as pleasant
as I can without but it's like I deal with
this every day, like I'm here on vacation, and I
wasn't unpleasant with the guy. I was like, man, I
don't want your flyer, dude, Like, I'm not going to
throw away or garbage for you basically. But I also
(37:02):
understand that life because when I was on the street team,
I handed out a lot of flyers to a lot
of people that didn't really want them. That's just New York. Man.
Getting people to stop in a city like New York
is so hard. What do you think is harder stopping
people to talk in New York? Are stopping people to
talk in Seattle? Seattle? I think I think you're probably right.
(37:24):
Oh I take them back I met New York. No,
it's tough because Seattle people are like, oh, what's going on?
Why do you want to talk to me? Like I'd
be very confused. They're not going to be rushing past
you because they don't do that here, but they'll try
to ignore you in Seattle. And I'm talking the city
of Seattle, right, Like, imagine the downtown area because like
(37:45):
Downtown or the Time Square, New York is different. Yeah,
Like if I was just at the Farmer's Market and
Ballard and I was like, Hey, can I talk to
you for a minute. I got this new podcast. You
just check it out. That's where people would probably stop
at the farmer's market. And that is one of the
things I like about the farmers market, even though it
is a tourist trap. Oh wait, you're talking about about
the Ballard farmers No, I'm talking about the Pike Place.
(38:09):
Pike Place farmers Market. It is a tourist trap, right,
like you've got the first Starbucks. People line up, people
take a billion pictures. But it's a tourist trap that
locals can still appreciate from time to time. Like I'm
not gonna go there all the time, but there's some
restaurants to there, and they're like you get a New
Yorker or someone from New Jersey to go to Times
Square in New York, and I would go every time
(38:32):
I would go see the tree to like it would
be like a package deal, what a couple of times
for the tree. I'd usually go, Like if I was
already in the city and it was late, I'm like, oh,
you know what, this is the perfect time. They're gonna
close the tree in about an hour. But it's like
when you do the whole process, Like when I would
go with like my family. It's like you go see
the tree and you do this, and it's freezing and
you're walking and I'm like, I'm exhausted in the day
for what we just pummeled through. People to go look
(38:53):
at a tree that looks the same every year exactly.
I think everyone should go once and experienced Christmas time
in New York City because if you've never seen it,
and if you're not from there, I could imagine it
being pretty magical. It is. There is something magical about
New York City at Christmas, and it's probably the fact
that like Hollywood has made it this thing right home
(39:16):
alone elf, like all Miracle on Street, all of those
big movies somehow encompass or include New York. But when
you're there all the time, especially when you work in
New York, and you've got to somehow get through that
crowd for whatever reason. Oh man, that was the worst
when I used to work for my dad, because the
Jeweler District, it's like they're being a music festival in
(39:38):
your city every day for a month, the Jeweler District
and forty six is where like a lot of like
the tree is and everything. So just getting a parking spot,
getting across the street. Everything was annoying. Yeah, I don't
miss that, man. We talked all about a lot of
things today. What are we talking about today, Carl Maury.
(40:00):
We talked about your birthday party, and we talked about
you crashing at Supercross. Yeah, ankle still a little store.
Definitely sprained by ankle. Like it's not bad. I'm not
gonna be I don't need to go to the hospital anything,
but it's a sprained It'll hurt for a couple of days.
And you'll see you will see video coming soon once
we figure out the reels. And who knows by the
time you listen to this that you may have seen
(40:21):
the video already. Thank you for hanging out with us.
This is one of our longer Monday Friday podcasts in
recent history. Forty minutes or so. Damn, we gotta go.
We gotta get out of here. I've gotta hit the
gym that I'm gonna watch St. Peter's take on Purdue
in Philly. Yeah, so this is like as close to
a home game as St. Peter's is gonna get. So
(40:43):
hopefully a lot of New Jersey faithful are traveling across
the Water and going to check out the oldest school left. No,
I think there will be. I think it's tough because St.
Peters doesn't have like a big student body. So even
if they took every single student from St. Peter's, that's
two thousand people people. But I think some Seaton Hall
(41:06):
fans will go. I think some New Jersey basketball fans
will go. So St. Peter's taken on Perdue. Hopefully by
the time you hear this, St. Peter's has notched another
win for Shaheen Holloway, former Seaton Hall pirate, and then
it's over to see Joegata. Okay, we gotta go. You
need some pretty work out in your life. I'm so
hyper focused. Okay, hit the end button. Goodbye. You look great.
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