April 23, 2024 • 43 mins
Sorry, what’s your name? Grinning in a movie theatre bathroom stall, and weeping in the car watching NASA Live. Fascination at the ‘close friends’ of the ultra-famous. Is it Baudrillard or Baudelaire? Applauding celestial bodies and researching kettles. Toothless and tea-less, we need the real moon again. A scratched pan for which no one is to blame and suspicion over a missing spatula. Kate is neglecting the neck and chopping tiny. Texting the Healer’s wife, Jacqueline’s eyebrows are fully f*cking lifted. It’s called stepping into the reality of your life!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
This is poog.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Today's topics looselie speaking, that's alive, A woman and her spatula.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Holy how.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, by the way, breaking in with a huge moment,
which is I just did Melissa Woodhealth in my house
for the first time in probably almost a year.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay, it's really interesting considering I got a text message
earlier this morning saying that you were going to be
preparing to come to Tracy with me by doing a
Tracy at home.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I was preparing to do Tracy at home, but I
truly only had fifteen minutes where I could do anything
because it's an insane morning. So I was like, either
I freeze and do nothing, or I forced myself to
do a fifteen minute I.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Mean, look, I'll never I'll never say it's wrong to
move your body.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, So I did the forced fifteen minute flow. The
loss of strength was shocking, and I had that moment
where I go, all right, this is what people talk about.
Like you work out for the first time in a
long time and it's hard and you want to die,
and you go, well, I'm never going to work out
again because you can't imagine that the improvements could come.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You can't imagine that improvements. Why don't we ever imagine
that improvements will come? I know, cumulative has like no
meaning to me. So I'm back on Lima all the
time while while poog yeah, yeah, I should have done that.
My Hunger for the the pro, the new one that's
like five times aside.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I know, I can't believe. I think they only give
it to like Emily Blunt, like the size of a
fourth of your head. You have to be a list
to get it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, no, it's that it's in London. I mean it's
not pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Emily Blunt. Dune too. I know she's not in it,
but she's a huge movie star and Doom two is
a huge MOVIEKA went to see Dune two, haven't seen
Done one? Gripped start to finish? My god, I was like,
this is movie magic. Thank God, someone still.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Gives someone still thinks there's skilled people here with the
popcorn and let's and let's take them away.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Went to the Lumley, went to the seats that are
so deluxe that you're there remote control or you know,
like electronic you can like go back, yeah, feet rest,
go up. I was in ecstasy. I was like, this
is what you do you bring in because I was going,
you could smuggle candy in here, you could smuggle a
high noon in here. You know, yes I had.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I sent you my picture of me with lilies and
you were blown away.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yes, it was genius. You were blind to pieces. Believe
the fun of it. And I just and by the way,
so gripped by dune. It's like three hours long. I
was like, I have to pee, Like I knew this
would happen. I was terrified.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It was limiting water in take before. About halfway through,
I go, I'm just picking a moment. I can't and
I'm literally have to IM going, I can't leave the scene.
I can't leave the scene. Then I see a scene, Okay,
I'm going to do it. I book it go. I
think I know what's going on here in the back road.
There's a guy there with his girl. He's just scrolling Instagram.
I go disgusting, you are sick.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's violent. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I truly wanted to slap the back of his head
on the way to the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Just leave him at home if he's going to do that,
because scrolling.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I mean, thank god he's in the background. Thank god
he's in the background. But he's scrolling, and I just
I'm running to the bathroom. And by the way, I
had a moment where I came out. By the way,
for anyone who hasn't heard the post episode movie epiphanies,
I think it is our Pulitzer prize, won't even and
we won't even be on the path. I came out
thing where I because I just don't go to the
(03:34):
movies anymore the way I used to. So I'm spewed
out into the corridor right searching for the bathroom, and
one of the guys who works there kind of sees
me searching and go bathrooms this way, I go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I go.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't want to miss a second, do do, buddy?
I am with him. I don't want to miss the ride.
I'm in there, peeing rapid fire in the privacy of
the bathroom stall, grinning like a child, like a tresh
hire cat. So fill with the joy of cinema, so
filled with just because I just was like I want
to go. I was like I need to eject my
body like it was like I don't want to That
(04:05):
was what propelled me to do too. It was like
what do I do? I don't know. I want it
to be taken away by the cinema me away. It
is no small gift when they take cinema.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Maybe all we have okay, when you think about the
fact that we figured out how to get those images moving, Okay,
like not that long ago, like one hundred years ago whatever,
one hundred, one hundred and twenty depends on what you
actually can sob okay and be like not only look at.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
All we've done.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's like like when I went to that Technical Awards.
It was the Oscars, but it's the Technical Awards.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, I was at this thing and it was like
it was like this, yeah, they were all it was
movie magic. It was about like how they you know,
this thing that goes on top of a car for
filming inside the car with letting the actors like do
what they must and this other thing. It was just
like a cable cutter literally a huge award so that
you could drop a bus off a bridge, you know,
but in one swift cable cut, like it's just clean
(05:00):
cut and it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Goes you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And it was like it was the engineering, you know,
like behind like that kind of stuff, like when engineering
when math is brought.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
To art to serve art. Thank god you could sob.
You could sob because I watching well and you're like
the stunts all of it. I just was. And then
there isn't giving anything away. But there's a segment that's
like kind of visually almost like black and white, and
I was like a gate. I was like, it's Chursawa folks,
(05:31):
you know. I was like people, I was like this
And in case.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Anyone's confused, like cases, do they understand this is yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Full body chills. At one point, there's a romantic moment
between shadow May and Zenda not to be confused with
the incorrect yet popularized pronunciations and dye and I couldn't
believe it, just full body chills, tip of the toes
to the head. I was overwhelmed.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Point fame being that huge and we still can't have
the name I know is pretty shock wild, guess quaint
about it. I only know about reason is the fact
that someone can be still as big as the film.
And then well just about the crowd.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The crowd. The crowd decides who you are, the crowd
gives you your name.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Actually had a huge realization but celebrity last night, and
it was I felt it was so genius that I
had to stop and like my own genius, Like you
hear what I just said?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, it's just okay.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
So it's like, why is it, like, you know, why
is it?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What is it in us that even way now they're.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
People okay, but but we don't that you just experience
there's something insane about let's just say, I don't know
the most famous person in the world.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Right, You're just like, what are you feeling when I
don't know, if they.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Walk into a corridor a hallway okay, and you're in
it and you're alone in the hallway, right, Because to me,
it's like, okay, what is celebrity?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It it is you are aware of someone that you know,
like the rest of the world is aware of kind
of okay, you have seen an image of someone in
a movie whatever it is, a live performance like like
on television. Okay, okay, you've seen it. You've watched it
often at the same time as other people. Okay, so
(07:20):
it actually they are much like the moon okay, or
the sun or okay, or the sky. Okay, You've you've
looked at them, knowing that millions are also looking at them.
For them to suddenly then be in a hallway with you.
It is as if the moon has come down and
it's inside your house. Yeah, so you're looking at it,
(07:41):
going right now, I'm seeing the thing that usually I
only see amongst the crowd, you know, with the crowd,
and oh and.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
It's almost like you're seeing something you shouldn't be seeing it.
It's it's in that way, it's almost sacred. It is
in there in it's the moon in your house. That's
the moon in your house.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is great, and it's also very I don't know, is
it Beaugard Baudelaire, No, No, it has a beauchyard. His
whole thing is obviously it's yeah, he's all at school.
But Baudriard famously said celebrities are beyond death, and that's
another reason why we, you know, we attached to them
so much. Meaning and gravity toss. And also the thing
(08:21):
about the ultra famous is that you think by being
near them, it's almost like you think your life's going
to change, or that somehow your life has changed just
by the proximity. Like my mom talks about. One is
like in the sixties being in an elevator with Mick
Jagger like height of you know, and he walks in,
and my mom was like, you almost feel like, well,
(08:42):
here's the moment my life changes, right, Mick Dagger is
going to turn to you and go, sorry, what's your name?
And then you're suddenly in Paris, like you know, and
so completely one of my fat I think I've talked
about that for your mother.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I know in that moment.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, Kevin Costner did ask her out several times in
her youth. And by you, I mean you know thirty eight. Yeah,
but uh, by the way, I might have to post
them to poog. I have to send them to you.
I found photos of my mother pregnant with me. She's
you know, at the time, forty two forty one. She
They're unbelievable, They're like, it's insane, She's like an egg
(09:16):
plant unitar didn't I send it to you No shocking
bees sounds familiar, Yeah, shocking sensuality. I was amazed anyway,
But there you were. I was in there. I was
in there, but.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Bathing in the chemicals of like plant unitard.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Is I going to say, oh, well, I know I've
talked about Beaudriard, how or just how it's really interesting.
You and I of course have been in situations where
we are around celebrities and one of the most fascinating
things to watch. I'm fascinated by the close and I
put this in quotes the close friends, in quotes of
(09:53):
the ultra famous, and how that's the devastating thing. When
you reach a certain level of fame, you will never
have friendship again. Like that is I hate to fucking
break it to you think, without any doubt unless it's
been really old friends. Old friend, Oh no, no, old friend.
Oh you're gonna get go to the Tumblr, You're gonna
go to the wash. It's going to transform completely. But
(10:14):
that's the sacrifice. Right, when you reach for the high fame,
you permanently cut the cord of true life or a
reality rather right, and by the way, some people go
cut the cord, So people go, I don't want to.
I'm not saying you can't connect, because you and I,
of course have made huge connections with the ultra famous.
But I'm just saying that. I'm just saying, like I'm
talking by the way, I'm talking about like Tom Cruise, Okay,
(10:35):
I'm talking about I'm not talking about someone who's like
a Darling Adulture dot com. Okay, no, I never, I'm
not gonna degree. But I'm talking about like the ultra famous.
Which the other thing is that in the current culture
that is an extinct species. There are that And that's
the real devastating thing about today and being alive today
(10:55):
and trying to, you know, make work today is that
you know, the celectbody itself is transformed so much. Where Now,
who are the big you know, who gets paid? If
you're talking about who's getting paid you know, as we
all know say whatever, people, But it's people they don't
actually have the classic associations with.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Why astronomy is back you need the real moon again. Okay, yeah,
now now, which now reminds me I was to tell
you about this. Okay, it happens to be a segue
if you can imagine. Okay, So I realized about twenty
five minutes before the eclipse was happening that I know
what I'm in Los Angeles. I know it's not like
(11:37):
we're not in the path of totality. We're not going
to have darkness.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
But I had a moment where there were people watching
it from the top of whatever with glasses whatever, Griffiths,
you know something, okay, and you and I. I was
coming out of a class, Okay, I was at Arawon.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'll say it, yeah, I say. And I was like,
oh my god, okay.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
And I had to really wrestle internally with vast grief.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I I had not made an eclipse plan, Okay. I
was comforted that. So so I'm outside Arawon like a
piece of you know, a piece of trash, a piece
of of a coconut, discarded coconut meat, okay, specific.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Kind and I am. I am.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm like I have you know, when you have a
sadness so great, like you just have to Like I
was just like Chris, I just need to understand. Like
right now, I am like, I don't know if we
try to book it somewhere like the last desperate move.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm looking around, going where can we even get glasses.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Okay, like this panic like he's like the public library,
Like I don't you know, like we're kind of smart.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
So I'm like, I'm like, okay, you know, we look
at like a glasses store.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
We're like the irony. I bet they don't even have
them again, like whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I start to be like all right, all right, it's fine, Okay,
I start wildly googling on my phone when the next
one is I am comforted to No.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, it's not so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
It's not as bad as it seems, because you know,
they're like not until twenty twenty four something or go
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That sounds that sounds like now, no twenty four or something.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Okay, but then I go, I got and I'm looking
at this chart and I go and then it's like
it's like like Chili like in twenty twenty six. So
if I decide, so I was calm knowing if I
must experience path of totality darkness and clips you go
to Chili, I could go to Chili and go to
whatever there's there's places to go In the next couple
years ago, God helps a lot. I sat there in
(13:32):
the parking lot of everyone with Chris. We loaded up
the NASA YouTube live right and I was great. Now
it actually turned and I was weeping, so moved, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Have to wall move. I didn't. I had to go.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Here going obviously I can find I know, I know,
I know, I know. Thank god I had the NASA
live okay. So I'm sitting there in the car and
were weeping. I almost I was weeping and hearing the
excitement of the NASA commentators that the two women chilling
it lit by the way, I know, okay. And then
I don't know if I literally every time I tried
(14:08):
to bring this up later that day to cry again
it let me see if we get it. So first
of all, the first thing that moves the shit out
of me, okay, is that when it happened, yes, okay,
the crowd, the crowd, they cheered.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
By the way I feel it.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Cheering for for like as though the sun okay, and
the moon crossing it was like an artist or something, okay,
like like it was doing it again, just like just
like an entire crowd unable to control itself.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's so cute, odding.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Okay, for celestial bodies. Yeah, and then and then Kate,
I literally.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Heard I don't know where it came from, Okay, I
literally heard holy cow.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
In some little voice emerged the crowd going holy cow. Okay,
and I was like, this is always you know, this
is all we have, of course, okay, but but.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I control up. Oh you know what else they told
myself that you're like this.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I was like, just because I'm not watching it with
the glasses whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I was like.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I was like, the mines didn't have glasses. And then
I was like, oh, they probably did a pinhole whatever. Totally,
but I was like, but I was like, I was like,
if it's celestial, energetic whatever, I'm on Earth and it's
still happening to my body even if I'm not you
know what I mean, if there's that, And then my
dad was explaining to me, he's like the synchronicity that
(15:40):
that our moon is at the specific distance that it's
at the that it completely can cover the Sun, Like
it's not it didn't have to be that way.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So it's actually like kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's like totally anyway, it is a design, Like, so
I love that. So I'll tell you what happened to
me on the eclipse day which is that waking up
up I felt. I think that was the day I
was like I took a little my throat by getting
sick whatever, you know. I was like, you been sick
in years? And then and by the way, the day
before I felt mentally insane. And then again you go, oh,
it's life events, Like it makes sense that I'm like
(16:14):
feeling so intensely, but I was like, it's more, you know.
So a similar thing happened where I woke up my
like my family friend texted me and was like, what's
your Like are you watching the eclips? Like I have
two pairs of extra glasses if you want to like
come over here and get them. So I also was
hit with the grief. I'm looking at the clock. Okay,
my my partner and I had like slept in or
(16:36):
like luxuriously having coffee and like we get in the
car right now, we can book it to Mount Washington.
She has, you know, she has the glasses for us.
And it was like, okay, no, it's like relax, but
I start to also flail, oh god, oh no hah hah.
So then I like I give it up. Well, by
the way, like an hour earlier, I've been talking about
the eclips and I was like, can't you kind of
just take a peek at it? Like you're not going
(16:56):
to stare at it, Okay, you just kind of take
a peek, and then there's a glance and then I
was looking at everyone was like, no, don't do it.
I was like, okay, sure, but I'm not going to
stare at it. But I just kind of was like
come on, you know, but I was like, I think
a quick glance is fine. Ce's what happened. So then
we decide we're like, let's go on a walk. So
like I have to get out. So we're going on
a walk, and I'll tell you how decided.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
You're not flailing and running the out washing.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I decided exactly to not flail. And you're like, we're
fine to go. You don't just go out and just
be under it. Let's just like go out into this
world and kind of treat it like any other day
and the things happening whatever. So we're walking and so
I get out of the car and then I become
fixated with do we look at the sun? When do
we look at Like, of course you don't look at
the sun, but you see the sun right, like you
look at it kind of like it's there. So I
(17:37):
do this thing where I just kind of tilt my
head up for a second. I'm not even staring at it.
I'm talking about a fraction of a second. It just
kind of passes my vision. And then I got a
little scared or something. I just barely looked at it.
I didn't even I can't even say I looked at it.
So we're walking where we're and then unbelievable ran into
two people that we know. They go, you want to
look at the hand us the paper glasses there we
are looking up.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We see it just happened.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, So then my Josey that you got a glimpse.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
So so got a glimpse. So you're looking through the
glasses and it is like this kind of surreal shape
like you're kind of and was.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It happening at the time where.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It wasn't the moment of the huge thing, but it
still was like it was crossing over it. Yes, yeah, yeah,
it was still like interrupted, like the sun was still interrupted.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It was a crazy shape. So I was like, wow,
you got to see it. So I'm looking at it
for like five seconds community saves.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I guess community saves.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Then we're walking come home, looking at the cool shadows
on the floor, you know whatever. Come home. I have
a zoom meeting. I get off the zoom and I
go my eyes kind of hurt, and I go, I go, oh, okay,
is it from? And I start to just oh so
gently spiral. I go, well, you know, I was looking
at the computer screen like no, no, that can't be it, like,
(18:47):
oh my god, and it starts to trickle in and
I do I text. I text my partner. I was like,
my eyes kind of hurt, like looking for reassurance, you know,
so gentle, and they're like me too, don't worry it,
like you're fine. I was like huh yeah. So then
I and then I'm like no, no, also, we like.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Who are these friends? And we're those glasses? Legit?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
What did that pass your mind? One hundred percent? I
go there for me like community acquaintances. I was like
community kills, community kills. I was like, oh my god,
paper flimsy, and like, I know that is what people say,
but I'm trusting them with my life. And I start
to spinding, like go cool, I'm glad you risked your
vision arguably one of the most I start googling, which,
(19:29):
as we know, you shouldn't do. Yeah. I watch an
interview with the woman who looked at the eclipse? Are
you just twenty seventeen or whatever? Permanent?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And she's like, I just try to raise awareness about
this because what they don't know is that the eclipse
the sun is you're extra not supposed to look at
it during the eclipse, right, you'd think like the mind's like, oh,
it's covered, feels safe. It's more dangerous even that message
normally me yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Okay, right, because normally you can't do it. Your eyes
closed automatic.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And you don't want to look at it, of course,
but it's like it stops.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Okay, so this but then when it's protecting, you're like, yeah,
it's like you don't feel that you're being burned totally.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, that's exactly why it's so dangerous. I need to
hear this woman this broad No, it's upsetting because she's like, yeah,
I stared at it for i'd say maybe fifteen seconds,
didn't feel any pain.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Wait, because you don't feel pain, she hadn't heard. Because
you don't feel she know the eclipse was happening. Yeah, no,
I mean, like, who hasn't heard like, don't look at it.
She knew enough to know the eclipse was happening, but
hadn't heard don't look at it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
This I think she knew like don't look at it,
but she probably was like, I'm fine, it's not hurting.
She fucking stared at it for like fifteen seconds felt normal,
because that's what's so scary. You don't feel it happening
too as it's happening, which is of course always the
most terrifying idea. So then she goes to sleep, wakes
up and is like whole fields of her vision are
just like gone, like spot yep, like if you look
(20:45):
at it long enough, permanent because they like kill cells
that can never come back. And then there's like a gradient.
So I'm reading this and I'm doing I'm doing deep
breathing and I'm going yeah, and then I'm like, can
imagine anything funny like oh yeah, Kate, like me walking
in blind, like me with my stick, and it's like
she looked at the eclipse, yeah, a little too long,
like holy shit. So then I'm like there is a
(21:06):
little bit of a headache. And then but it kind
of goes away, and then I was engaged in like
an exciting creative conversation for an hour. No pain came
out of it. And then was like, hey, you guys,
I was looking about the thing. And then the next
next day, wake up fine, and then of course sell
on Instagram all this all these articles like if your
eyes hurt a little bit today, like that's okay, that's
common after looking at the eclipse, and so I made
the I made the final decision, I'm never looking again,
(21:29):
even through the glasses anything. I'm never doing it again
because because why Because I texted a couple of people,
like a friend of mine drove to Texas to like
to go see.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It, get in the path of totality.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, she like drove it was like, I mean hero
like her and her dog like in the car side
of the road, like cool watching it, you know, so cool.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Did the dog have glasses?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
The dog freaked out, which is wild. I couldn't believe it. Oh,
I don't think about that. The dog can't study its vision,
the click.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Can only spreading lip on cheek.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Classic. But she uh, but but she was like, oh yeah,
I remember I looked like when I was looking at
it with the glasses in twenty seventeen, Like, I had
a headache the next day. I didn't want to look
at it ever again. And then I heard something. You know,
there's whatever the point is. I wasn't blinded, thank god,
vision wasn't disturbed, but it was scary, and I was
doing the thing of reassurance.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So you can't at least texting you had an eclipse experience.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I was texting like, lol, eyes hurt a little bit. Huh.
I kind of looked at it, there, didn't I And
they're saying to me, you didn't. I was with you,
you weren't looking at it. I was like that moment
before we got the glasses that kind of passed my
field of vision. I was completely I was fixated.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And also yeah, yeah, I mean that's funny.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But then you know something like I have a friend
who went drove like to Buffalo or something to be
in the path of totality. And then like there was
a lot of worry about cloud cover, Like I like
cloud cover, you know, and then like, yeah, but cloud cover,
I say this, you are not responsible for the clouds,
and thus the clouds cover yeaheah, totally up, you know,
and so like to me, the only true hell is
(23:02):
you know, like like for another sky element to interrupt
your viewing of the eclipse, like that's you're still part
of nature's miracle.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There completely completely, But.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, I was like maybe I'm going to become a chaser.
Like hearing those women though, Oh it's so sweet. You're
like the corona okay, and they're like, there's the diamond
ring okay, which is like when it's it moving across
and then like it looks like a dime ring.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And then they're like the corona, the corona.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
No, it's like what And it's like normally you can't
see the corona of the sun.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just because I got to watch the YouTube. Can I
go on the NASA YouTube? Like that'll get my rocks?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
You hear the little Holy Cow? I can't now I'm
like questioning if it was Holy Cow or Holy Moly.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
It really makes you understand why they thought, whey they
think the mir ending was fake? You know what I mean,
because how the hell? Yeah, how the hell. It's like
they're out there, it's like they're making a little play
on the moon. Yeah, it's like he's out there putting
the fog in like it is possible to.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
The Blitz comedian, and Blitz had a really funny joke
about he's like, you know how you can tell like
the footage is fake.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He's like in the back in the background in the
sky full moon.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It really makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, very.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
It was just a huge thing. My mother said casually
on text that now I'm like, I'm kneeling this to
my wall. Oh my god, because I feel like and
by the way, the Channey app you gotta get on it,
Channy the astrologer. Oh, it's like one hundred bucks a year,
and you get like this daily readings based on your
rising sign. You plug in all your shit just rising,
oh no rising, Yeah, yeah yeah, you plug in all
(24:53):
your shit, and it's like weekly, like every week. She's like,
so for yours, this is what's gonna come up this week,
and like she's she's right so often it's like eerie,
and then you know it's kind of like can't do
hard finding it meaningful helps, yeah, anyway, but she was
just really right about me this week. And you know
it's like, oh, like big life decisions things like you know,
just like like kind of like hell executive like functioning decisions. Yes,
(25:17):
all of that cool lost the threat entirely. Oh but
I was struggling over some of these decisions and my
mom and then I like made one, oh right, And
my mom was like, yes, decisions, life itself like happens
through decisions or something like or fun. I have to
find it. But I was like, oh right, because of
someone who chronically struggles with indecision and whatever, it's like
(25:39):
that's the whole you know, it's the Tony soprano thing.
More is lost by indecision than the wrong decision. And
then another friend.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
You remember, But one of my greatest like personal mottos
I developed. Yeah, okay, that like I know will never
get credit to me because it's actually like too great
a human truth. I'm sure others have said it before,
but I did it independently. There's no such thing as
the right decision. You make a decision and then you
make it the right one.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah, totally, No, I remember the huge Well.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
The make a decision, then you make it the right one.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Well, it's just like or it is the wrong not
like and then you're fine.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's not like agency, well, right, agency doesn't end the
moment that one decision is made.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah. Yeah. And then my friend said something that her
dad said to her, which I was like, that's good,
which is do the obvious sooner, which obviously is a
huge breakup mantra. So I'll send that to anyone right
now who's listening, Who's like, should I break up? Yeah?
You know, do the obvious sooner? I thought that was
really way.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Let me think about that one.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's like so for example, for example, if it's like
me dealing with like just like admin stuff, right, it's like, well,
I know I have to do that, but like it's
just like it's scarier. I don't know, I'm scared of
making the wrong just yeah, right, Just you're gonna do it.
Do the obvious thing that you have to do sooner,
don't delay, don't wait forever and kick it down the road,
(26:59):
has no right, just do it.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
No kettle because you're researching kettles, of course, is the consumer.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Last Wells researching kettles. That's perfect. And then you have
no tea and so I'm in the business of researching
ket but just poor teeth.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
And I just met tunsless like like courageless you know, yeah, yeah,
I just went, wait, I tell you about anastage of
beauty fashion moves or whatever they started following I think
I send it to you. I think maybe I did.
Did I show you though? Did I do a live
demonstration of the eyebrow lifting?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I wonder if I could do it right now. I
feel like it's gonna work. Are you ready? Okay, let's
take a look.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
They look about the same, right, yes, yeah, like the
brow So one of her things is freeing these muscles, okay,
and so you hold down the nose kind of here,
getting your massage like this for a little while, and
she's like, you do it dry, you do it dry.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
She's like, no, like slipping around. We're trying to move
deep tissue. Okay, whoa. So you're doing that for a
little while. Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I find that even if I do a quick version,
it happens. Okay, start with that. Then I do three.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I mean, then you do your middle fingers kind of
like strong okay, and you push push, push up, and
then you sort of so.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Your skull tale for those who can see in which
is everyone, your skullp away basically guashline with your fingers. Yeah,
up and away and there's a wiggle that happens. Okay, yeah, oh,
I guess what. You're gonna be excited about this. I'm
going to see a quote healer.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Look.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wait, I swear to god I see a difference.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Well, yeah, it's massive.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Wait what what the fuck? And that was a quick
over the course of the next twenty minute. Yeah, probably,
but I think you can, by the way, facial I
do agree. This is the future facial massage. I'm gonna
sign up for Beauty Shaman's two week trial. I'm just
gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna see how much it is.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
But and okay, so you can see obviously one is sorry,
look why eyes wide open? This is not like I'm
not lifting one. Okay, and then I'll and then we
see one's much higher. I'll do the other one casually
now and it'll match it. I bet Okay, Okay, I
mean that's shocking, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
No, I believe it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Wait, you'll so I'm like really excited about her.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, go on, Well no, I was fine. I'll say
it knee deep in my colonic Yes, having a great time,
very bonded with her. I really believe in that very
bonded with her at this point, and she were talking
about because by the way, not that I'm like, oh
I need a healer or whatever, but it's like she's
just like, well, there's this guy what that everyone talks about?
Oh really? And she was like he's really I'm gonna yeah.
(29:39):
She was like, he's like the real deal. Whatever. She
was like, you text his wife and then she like
books it, books it. So I was like, yeah, what,
like sure.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
But you need to you need to lock you need
to hold it down over here.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay. So I'm massaging, you're actually pulling this away, Okay okay.
And then and then I text her a couple of
days by like thank you for your pace, like here's
his next availabilities in like a month and a half.
And I was like, oh, I forgot to ask like
his rate? Ha ha ha, And she's like he works
on a sliding scale. Oh, will get decided when you
go there? I was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Can you give me a cap?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I know totally, but I'll go in there. You know,
head hoong. It's been hard with the strikes and I
I don't yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Know, just like a billboard goes by with your face
on it. Yeah, okay, hold on, so I'm so I'm
not even doing this, and then there are other things.
Oh my god, Okay, I'm gluing the skin from the creamium. Okay,
she said, She's like, if you get wrinkles, if you
see wrinkles here when you're massaging upwards, yeah, she's like,
(30:44):
that's because this is all stuck. So she has this
other thing where look, I almost.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Did this one better look whoa. Okay, by the way,
for those who can't see again, which is everyone being
radio storing. Her eyebrows are fully fucking lifted. It's actually shocking.
What I want to do is I want to track.
I want to get a NASA level camera and track.
Does it just fall down again? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I want to cheek exercises again. I believe it is
the future. You got a bulk in the cheek.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I've been neglecting my neck four months in which sense
product well, because you know what, it's me being cheap
and going, I'm not putting this serial on my fucking neck, right.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Are you kate the neck?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
No, no, I know. It always says apply to face
the neck, and I go, I'm cutting corners.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
The worst way you cannot. You're the one who said
debut the neck.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I know, I know what seventy to cover and protect
and then debut the dec aalete.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, no, I know completely. I'm going I'm going into
next stuff. I swear to God, this is the week.
I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm going twenty minutes of
exercise a day, Jacquelin, that might be all I can
commit to twenty minutes a day.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're there though, Once you're there and you're sweating, it's like.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, I'm not talking about Tracy. I want to go
to Tracy and do it, but I just mean, like
in your home. Well yeah, it's just like it's like
going zero to one hundred, you know, don't you know?
Perfect is the enemy of good. Not going to suddenly
go to Tracy every day just not realistically for me.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Sometimes extreme is the only way, and otherwise just can't
get excited.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well guess what I'm going to do.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
I've never been able to get excited about like twenty
five minutes, three times a week. It's like, no, no,
I'm going to make it my whole life. No, I know,
I just mean, like I recommendation's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I am going to watch the tracym and to come in. Also,
I've been forcing myself to go grocery shopping and cook
food again.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Well right, because you were like enough of the dinners
just like not suggesting, but I'm just.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
But but I guess what my new fun salad is
that I'm doing. And I can't wait for everyone to hear.
And maybe I've already said it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Wait have you?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I probably have the micro chop shaved. Oh no, it's
you're chopping rockley sprouts. No, so imagine this, No, so
imagine this. I'm finding that I can really enjoy my
salads more when they're chopped really tiny. So, for example,
take a roo chop chop really really tiny castle with
Toronto pitted olives top top top, really tiny.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Huge part of my lifestyle generally speaking.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Red onion chop, top chopper, super tiny, parsonally chopped, tiny mint,
chopped tiny herbs.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Right herbs right? Oh right, that's why you brought.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Salted roasted pistaschios chopped tiny right.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I can't have those, yeah, but you could do chop
them away, you could do chopped.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I don't sit all that in my salad.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I love a crunch. I love a crunch. Yeah, I
mean the crunch for me takes to the next level.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
There's other ways that a crunchy caper and then very
sure to do it the Goop Kitchen.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh I still haven't done Goop Kitchen calling out to
Goop Kitchen, hello, please help, and then simply olive oil,
lemon salt. This is like I'm moaning, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Wait, simply lemon, olive oil and salt. Just like, are
you currently enjoying an olive oil that was sent to us?
I feel like we got sent one.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I think I already already burned through that went through it.
I'm doing the literal Instagram olive oil and it's fucking good. Sorry,
the drizzle one they do in the squeeze bottle, it's
fucking fantastic.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Wait wait, Instagram the brandout a bucket out of pocket.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm gonna bring it. I'm like, wait, I'm gonna show
it to you. You've definitely seen it. It's one of
these things where you go, fuck me when I get
horny and I go stock options. Like when this company
was They're like, Hi, we're launching to have They're not
on the ground of this fucking company. Grata, Gratza, it's
the Greene bottle.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
I've seen that ship, those trobbly two tech guys who
are look having orgies everybody us week. Get us in
there absolutely, by the way, you're right, get us in there, Gratza, Grazza,
it's us.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Well, I'll do full front of course, I'll do full
frontal nudity. Yeah, the price is right. I've always said
i'd go nude of the price is right.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, yeah, I mean, I mean, who cares. It's just
like cares.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
By the way, neck stretching, okay, warming up the muscles,
the platisma, everything is okay.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I've heard that the neck, the neck drags down your face.
The neck drags down.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
You have to stay so Anastasia Fashion Beauty moves whatever, right,
m I did her thing, and it's like I was
like determined, I'm going to do it nightly. But you
start low, okay, you start moving down, like at the
stern arm. You start moving things around you and glue things.
Are you looking at Grasa?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was just looking at the website.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Anything interesting?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Well, I was like, oh, okay, you can get it.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Is olive oil.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Good, That's what I'm telling you the jocol Oh, it
was delicious and as it finishing all of it, you
know what I like, I'm eating it raw?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
God, I cooked in the name fully take a gift
of mine. I like to google this gift.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's a special.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I've also fully moved on to cooking with avocado oil.
We have to do avocado oil when we're roasting.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I know you cannot cook with It has to be avocado,
which I've actually started and someone did send us and
it's pure oh yeah, and it's spray, but there's nothing
else in it.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
So it's like, wait, what's my olive oil that I like?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
We need to be using avocado, Oh, nouveaux, and we
need to brothers, I get there, like by the way,
I want to again, I forget, I want it again.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
But they became I think great gifts them sometimes Caraway.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
For sending things. I purchased out of pocket a Caraway
cutting board set out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I know you mentioned it, Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
A couple of weeks ago, I out of pocket purchased
for my mother Okay, okay, the Carraway did jupperware, Yes,
after we die, I tested my mom.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That was her big Christmas gift. I go, you know,
that's why I was. And then I actually woke up
in a cold sweat the other day. Where the fuck
is the Carraway set?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I know?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
And I texted her, I go, where's your Christmas your
Christmas tepperware set? She goes, I know exactly where it is. No, no, no,
not where it is.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Why haven't I seen?
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Why haven't you've been integrating? Yeah, but it's hard. That's
why I just got my mom. I think two containers,
like I'm so you're not. It's not a complete overwhelm.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, like just two little containers and let's see because
they are they are very I also use my Caraway pan.
I used my Great Jones paint.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I did something horrible, which is that I scraped. We
got a Great Jones pan that was gorgeous. It's like
a nonstick. Something happened. I'm not going to blame my partner,
but something happened. Somebody did something where there's just a
scratch on the bottom now and you really can't use
it when once this shit is scratched.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
One time, my friend's mom subtly accused me and my
boyfriend Chris of like damaging a random spatula in her home.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Okay, she couldn't find her spatula. Okay, you can convince that.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, we don't want to get in front of a
woman you can't find her spatula? Yeah, okay, okay, gave
convinced it. Perhaps perhaps Jackie and Chris Okay, they damaged
this spatula and then tried to hide the evidence. Amazing, right,
wild isn't it funny how one can spiral? I love it?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
And then there was something about us being in league,
which I also really like, you know, like to be
in league. Oh they're in league against us, like to
be like plotting, like being accused of being in league? Sure, Oh,
there's a Great Jones times. That's how I think it
my head X Laura, can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Times?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Okay, times Laura chotin Dutch baby.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
It's a Dutch baby from Great Jones.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
And there's a design well this, by the way, last
week we were talking about, like you know, as people know,
and by the way, some of the wrecks have come
in the requests for templates and things and we go
and products.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Okay, here we go, okay.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Here we all by the way and forever because the cooking.
The bringing it back to home cooking is here, folks,
so continue please. Okay, I'm using I'm using the Great
Jones baking sheets, loving them beautiful, deep green.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I didn't pay for the courage.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
I was afraid that I wouldn't bake, so I just said,
I'm not going to beg for it.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
And well, guess what I've been doing. No bake Rosen treats,
raspberry wark, raspberries cramped, the melted.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Chop on the baking sheets. Is that what you used?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, because you're like, these are safe and the freezer
and they're just pretty?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
What color? Blue green?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Deep green? Actually, that's it's very pretty. I have to leave,
but I also have to do. I have to do
like a profound send off, which is that, as we
all know, we're not all of us. But I talked
about my dad having Alzheimer's last week because I was
really reaching somewhat of a breaking point and have been
so overwhelmed. I'm not going to cry now about it
because we cried so much about it. I've been so
(39:34):
overwhelmed by the outreach and the messages that I've received.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Obviously, going to continue.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, of course, people who are going through this. It's
it means so much to me. So thank you to
everyone who reached out. It really is so overwhelming how
many people are dealing with this, but it really does.
It's like massive solidarity and it's just it really helped
me and I hope. Yeah, So thank you to everyone.
I can't respond to everyone.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Very which females have been passed along from the account,
They've been passed along and there's really.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Some useful information.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm reading all of them. I want everyone to know.
I'm reading all of them and as you can imagine,
as am I. So I'm getting all of them. I'm
getting all of them and you can't imagine how it's
made me feel. And I've shared them with my mom
and it's just it means like truly means everything. Yeah,
and everyone who's going through it, fucking yeah, I love you.
It's so hard. Ahead of someone I was like this
(40:28):
like open the flugates for me, because somebody was reaching
out who lost their dad to it, and they were like,
you know, it's okay to They were like it's okay
to break down, you know, or just like it's okay
to like not hold it together some days, you know,
like really helps. So like truly breakdown when you need
to because you fucking have to. And yeah, I love you,
Thank you. Poog's huge community. Safe community saves, community saves.
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Speaker 1 (40:58):
Wait, laser hair removal. Yeah, why don't you just take
me along? I can't manage my own. Take me.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I go, oh, you know so, because I was like,
you know times, oh, gram my arm and hair out
whatever I go. It's not permanent, but I'm getting the amount.
So if I want to grow it back for a role,
you know, I can't. It's like friends thinking about today
in the shower because I was like, these are the things.
It's like I made the decision to start doing it,
and me trying to attach to the laser hair. I
can't do it.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
I can't hold on, hold on gold on. Are you
saying that you're finally saying fuck it? I don't need
to have be able to grow hair back in my arm, sorry,
I guess, or you're still trying to do.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
So what I mean is that I'm getting the late
I started doing the laser and it has been so
fucking convenient to like leg you know, so it's like
somewhere or whatever. And yeah, maybe some bikini stuff. Okay,
you have to pay all access to poog to Evil
poogloo me launch if you want to know about exactly
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Speaker 4 (42:01):
I really like the products to or not products, but
here's what we want you to produce and we'll purchase.
Coming in someone was like what they were like, they
were like recipes on a template format was done and
done PDFs us selling PDFs okay, could change the game.
Imagine how our moods would soar. And that's how the
product would improve on everything. I have to say, Eclipse,
(42:23):
what something shifting? It's all shifting. It's called stepping into
the reality of your life. It's called well, there's a
lot they're looking at it. Clearly there's a lot going
on in that in that realm that we're gonna have
to get into. I know there's a lot, a lot.
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Today's topics looselie speaking, that's alive, A woman and her spatula.
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Holy how.
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Hi? Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, by the way, breaking in with a huge moment,
which is I just did Melissa Woodhealth in my house
for the first time in probably almost a year.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay, it's really interesting considering I got a text message
earlier this morning saying that you were going to be
preparing to come to Tracy with me by doing a
Tracy at home.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I was preparing to do Tracy at home, but I
truly only had fifteen minutes where I could do anything
because it's an insane morning. So I was like, either
I freeze and do nothing, or I forced myself to
do a fifteen minute I.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Mean, look, I'll never I'll never say it's wrong to
move your body.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, So I did the forced fifteen minute flow. The
loss of strength was shocking, and I had that moment
where I go, all right, this is what people talk about.
Like you work out for the first time in a
long time and it's hard and you want to die,
and you go, well, I'm never going to work out
again because you can't imagine that the improvements could come.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You can't imagine that improvements. Why don't we ever imagine
that improvements will come? I know, cumulative has like no
meaning to me. So I'm back on Lima all the
time while while poog yeah, yeah, I should have done that.
My Hunger for the the pro, the new one that's
like five times aside.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I know, I can't believe. I think they only give
it to like Emily Blunt, like the size of a
fourth of your head. You have to be a list
to get it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, no, it's that it's in London. I mean it's
not pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Emily Blunt. Dune too. I know she's not in it,
but she's a huge movie star and Doom two is
a huge MOVIEKA went to see Dune two, haven't seen
Done one? Gripped start to finish? My god, I was like,
this is movie magic. Thank God, someone still.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Gives someone still thinks there's skilled people here with the
popcorn and let's and let's take them away.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Went to the Lumley, went to the seats that are
so deluxe that you're there remote control or you know,
like electronic you can like go back, yeah, feet rest,
go up. I was in ecstasy. I was like, this
is what you do you bring in because I was going,
you could smuggle candy in here, you could smuggle a
high noon in here. You know, yes I had.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I sent you my picture of me with lilies and
you were blown away.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yes, it was genius. You were blind to pieces. Believe
the fun of it. And I just and by the way,
so gripped by dune. It's like three hours long. I
was like, I have to pee, Like I knew this
would happen. I was terrified.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It was limiting water in take before. About halfway through,
I go, I'm just picking a moment. I can't and
I'm literally have to IM going, I can't leave the scene.
I can't leave the scene. Then I see a scene, Okay,
I'm going to do it. I book it go. I
think I know what's going on here in the back road.
There's a guy there with his girl. He's just scrolling Instagram.
I go disgusting, you are sick.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's violent. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I truly wanted to slap the back of his head
on the way to the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Just leave him at home if he's going to do that,
because scrolling.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I mean, thank god he's in the background. Thank god
he's in the background. But he's scrolling, and I just
I'm running to the bathroom. And by the way, I
had a moment where I came out. By the way,
for anyone who hasn't heard the post episode movie epiphanies,
I think it is our Pulitzer prize, won't even and
we won't even be on the path. I came out
thing where I because I just don't go to the
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movies anymore the way I used to. So I'm spewed
out into the corridor right searching for the bathroom, and
one of the guys who works there kind of sees
me searching and go bathrooms this way, I go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I go.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't want to miss a second, do do, buddy?
I am with him. I don't want to miss the ride.
I'm in there, peeing rapid fire in the privacy of
the bathroom stall, grinning like a child, like a tresh
hire cat. So fill with the joy of cinema, so
filled with just because I just was like I want
to go. I was like I need to eject my
body like it was like I don't want to That
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was what propelled me to do too. It was like
what do I do? I don't know. I want it
to be taken away by the cinema me away. It
is no small gift when they take cinema.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Maybe all we have okay, when you think about the
fact that we figured out how to get those images moving, Okay,
like not that long ago, like one hundred years ago whatever,
one hundred, one hundred and twenty depends on what you
actually can sob okay and be like not only look at.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
All we've done.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's like like when I went to that Technical Awards.
It was the Oscars, but it's the Technical Awards.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, I was at this thing and it was like
it was like this, yeah, they were all it was
movie magic. It was about like how they you know,
this thing that goes on top of a car for
filming inside the car with letting the actors like do
what they must and this other thing. It was just
like a cable cutter literally a huge award so that
you could drop a bus off a bridge, you know,
but in one swift cable cut, like it's just clean
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cut and it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Goes you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
And it was like it was the engineering, you know,
like behind like that kind of stuff, like when engineering
when math is brought.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
To art to serve art. Thank god you could sob.
You could sob because I watching well and you're like
the stunts all of it. I just was. And then
there isn't giving anything away. But there's a segment that's
like kind of visually almost like black and white, and
I was like a gate. I was like, it's Chursawa folks,
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you know. I was like people, I was like this
And in case.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Anyone's confused, like cases, do they understand this is yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Full body chills. At one point, there's a romantic moment
between shadow May and Zenda not to be confused with
the incorrect yet popularized pronunciations and dye and I couldn't
believe it, just full body chills, tip of the toes
to the head. I was overwhelmed.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Point fame being that huge and we still can't have
the name I know is pretty shock wild, guess quaint
about it. I only know about reason is the fact
that someone can be still as big as the film.
And then well just about the crowd.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The crowd. The crowd decides who you are, the crowd
gives you your name.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Actually had a huge realization but celebrity last night, and
it was I felt it was so genius that I
had to stop and like my own genius, Like you
hear what I just said?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No, it's just okay.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
So it's like, why is it, like, you know, why
is it?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What is it in us that even way now they're.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
People okay, but but we don't that you just experience
there's something insane about let's just say, I don't know
the most famous person in the world.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Right, You're just like, what are you feeling when I
don't know, if they.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Walk into a corridor a hallway okay, and you're in
it and you're alone in the hallway, right, Because to me,
it's like, okay, what is celebrity?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It it is you are aware of someone that you know,
like the rest of the world is aware of kind
of okay, you have seen an image of someone in
a movie whatever it is, a live performance like like
on television. Okay, okay, you've seen it. You've watched it
often at the same time as other people. Okay, so
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it actually they are much like the moon okay, or
the sun or okay, or the sky. Okay, You've you've
looked at them, knowing that millions are also looking at them.
For them to suddenly then be in a hallway with you.
It is as if the moon has come down and
it's inside your house. Yeah, so you're looking at it,
(07:41):
going right now, I'm seeing the thing that usually I
only see amongst the crowd, you know, with the crowd,
and oh and.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
It's almost like you're seeing something you shouldn't be seeing it.
It's it's in that way, it's almost sacred. It is
in there in it's the moon in your house. That's
the moon in your house.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is great, and it's also very I don't know, is
it Beaugard Baudelaire, No, No, it has a beauchyard. His
whole thing is obviously it's yeah, he's all at school.
But Baudriard famously said celebrities are beyond death, and that's
another reason why we, you know, we attached to them
so much. Meaning and gravity toss. And also the thing
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about the ultra famous is that you think by being
near them, it's almost like you think your life's going
to change, or that somehow your life has changed just
by the proximity. Like my mom talks about. One is
like in the sixties being in an elevator with Mick
Jagger like height of you know, and he walks in,
and my mom was like, you almost feel like, well,
(08:42):
here's the moment my life changes, right, Mick Dagger is
going to turn to you and go, sorry, what's your name?
And then you're suddenly in Paris, like you know, and
so completely one of my fat I think I've talked
about that for your mother.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I know in that moment.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, Kevin Costner did ask her out several times in
her youth. And by you, I mean you know thirty eight. Yeah,
but uh, by the way, I might have to post
them to poog. I have to send them to you.
I found photos of my mother pregnant with me. She's
you know, at the time, forty two forty one. She
They're unbelievable, They're like, it's insane, She's like an egg
(09:16):
plant unitar didn't I send it to you No shocking
bees sounds familiar, Yeah, shocking sensuality. I was amazed anyway,
But there you were. I was in there. I was
in there, but.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Bathing in the chemicals of like plant unitard.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Is I going to say, oh, well, I know I've
talked about Beaudriard, how or just how it's really interesting.
You and I of course have been in situations where
we are around celebrities and one of the most fascinating
things to watch. I'm fascinated by the close and I
put this in quotes the close friends, in quotes of
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the ultra famous, and how that's the devastating thing. When
you reach a certain level of fame, you will never
have friendship again. Like that is I hate to fucking
break it to you think, without any doubt unless it's
been really old friends. Old friend, Oh no, no, old friend.
Oh you're gonna get go to the Tumblr, You're gonna
go to the wash. It's going to transform completely. But
(10:14):
that's the sacrifice. Right, when you reach for the high fame,
you permanently cut the cord of true life or a
reality rather right, and by the way, some people go
cut the cord, So people go, I don't want to.
I'm not saying you can't connect, because you and I,
of course have made huge connections with the ultra famous.
But I'm just saying that. I'm just saying, like I'm
talking by the way, I'm talking about like Tom Cruise, Okay,
(10:35):
I'm talking about I'm not talking about someone who's like
a Darling Adulture dot com. Okay, no, I never, I'm
not gonna degree. But I'm talking about like the ultra famous.
Which the other thing is that in the current culture
that is an extinct species. There are that And that's
the real devastating thing about today and being alive today
(10:55):
and trying to, you know, make work today is that
you know, the celectbody itself is transformed so much. Where Now,
who are the big you know, who gets paid? If
you're talking about who's getting paid you know, as we
all know say whatever, people, But it's people they don't
actually have the classic associations with.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Why astronomy is back you need the real moon again. Okay, yeah,
now now, which now reminds me I was to tell
you about this. Okay, it happens to be a segue
if you can imagine. Okay, So I realized about twenty
five minutes before the eclipse was happening that I know
what I'm in Los Angeles. I know it's not like
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we're not in the path of totality. We're not going
to have darkness.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
But I had a moment where there were people watching
it from the top of whatever with glasses whatever, Griffiths,
you know something, okay, and you and I. I was
coming out of a class, Okay, I was at Arawon.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'll say it, yeah, I say. And I was like,
oh my god, okay.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
And I had to really wrestle internally with vast grief.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I I had not made an eclipse plan, Okay. I
was comforted that. So so I'm outside Arawon like a
piece of you know, a piece of trash, a piece
of of a coconut, discarded coconut meat, okay, specific.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Kind and I am. I am.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I'm like I have you know, when you have a
sadness so great, like you just have to Like I
was just like Chris, I just need to understand. Like
right now, I am like, I don't know if we
try to book it somewhere like the last desperate move.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm looking around, going where can we even get glasses.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Okay, like this panic like he's like the public library,
Like I don't you know, like we're kind of smart.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
So I'm like, I'm like, okay, you know, we look
at like a glasses store.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
We're like the irony. I bet they don't even have
them again, like whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I start to be like all right, all right, it's fine, Okay,
I start wildly googling on my phone when the next
one is I am comforted to No.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, it's not so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
It's not as bad as it seems, because you know,
they're like not until twenty twenty four something or go
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That sounds that sounds like now, no twenty four or something.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Okay, but then I go, I got and I'm looking
at this chart and I go and then it's like
it's like like Chili like in twenty twenty six. So
if I decide, so I was calm knowing if I
must experience path of totality darkness and clips you go
to Chili, I could go to Chili and go to
whatever there's there's places to go In the next couple
years ago, God helps a lot. I sat there in
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the parking lot of everyone with Chris. We loaded up
the NASA YouTube live right and I was great. Now
it actually turned and I was weeping, so moved, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Have to wall move. I didn't. I had to go.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Here going obviously I can find I know, I know,
I know, I know. Thank god I had the NASA
live okay. So I'm sitting there in the car and
were weeping. I almost I was weeping and hearing the
excitement of the NASA commentators that the two women chilling
it lit by the way, I know, okay. And then
I don't know if I literally every time I tried
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to bring this up later that day to cry again
it let me see if we get it. So first
of all, the first thing that moves the shit out
of me, okay, is that when it happened, yes, okay,
the crowd, the crowd, they cheered.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
By the way I feel it.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Cheering for for like as though the sun okay, and
the moon crossing it was like an artist or something, okay,
like like it was doing it again, just like just
like an entire crowd unable to control itself.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's so cute, odding.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Okay, for celestial bodies. Yeah, and then and then Kate,
I literally.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Heard I don't know where it came from, Okay, I
literally heard holy cow.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
In some little voice emerged the crowd going holy cow. Okay,
and I was like, this is always you know, this
is all we have, of course, okay, but but.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I control up. Oh you know what else they told
myself that you're like this.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I was like, just because I'm not watching it with
the glasses whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I was like.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I was like, the mines didn't have glasses. And then
I was like, oh, they probably did a pinhole whatever. Totally,
but I was like, but I was like, I was like,
if it's celestial, energetic whatever, I'm on Earth and it's
still happening to my body even if I'm not you
know what I mean, if there's that, And then my
dad was explaining to me, he's like the synchronicity that
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that our moon is at the specific distance that it's
at the that it completely can cover the Sun, Like
it's not it didn't have to be that way.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So it's actually like kind of wild.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It's like totally anyway, it is a design, Like, so
I love that. So I'll tell you what happened to
me on the eclipse day which is that waking up
up I felt. I think that was the day I
was like I took a little my throat by getting
sick whatever, you know. I was like, you been sick
in years? And then and by the way, the day
before I felt mentally insane. And then again you go, oh,
it's life events, Like it makes sense that I'm like
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feeling so intensely, but I was like, it's more, you know.
So a similar thing happened where I woke up my
like my family friend texted me and was like, what's
your Like are you watching the eclips? Like I have
two pairs of extra glasses if you want to like
come over here and get them. So I also was
hit with the grief. I'm looking at the clock. Okay,
my my partner and I had like slept in or
(16:36):
like luxuriously having coffee and like we get in the
car right now, we can book it to Mount Washington.
She has, you know, she has the glasses for us.
And it was like, okay, no, it's like relax, but
I start to also flail, oh god, oh no hah hah.
So then I like I give it up. Well, by
the way, like an hour earlier, I've been talking about
the eclips and I was like, can't you kind of
just take a peek at it? Like you're not going
(16:56):
to stare at it, Okay, you just kind of take
a peek, and then there's a glance and then I
was looking at everyone was like, no, don't do it.
I was like, okay, sure, but I'm not going to
stare at it. But I just kind of was like
come on, you know, but I was like, I think
a quick glance is fine. Ce's what happened. So then
we decide we're like, let's go on a walk. So
like I have to get out. So we're going on
a walk, and I'll tell you how decided.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
You're not flailing and running the out washing.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I decided exactly to not flail. And you're like, we're
fine to go. You don't just go out and just
be under it. Let's just like go out into this
world and kind of treat it like any other day
and the things happening whatever. So we're walking and so
I get out of the car and then I become
fixated with do we look at the sun? When do
we look at Like, of course you don't look at
the sun, but you see the sun right, like you
look at it kind of like it's there. So I
(17:37):
do this thing where I just kind of tilt my
head up for a second. I'm not even staring at it.
I'm talking about a fraction of a second. It just
kind of passes my vision. And then I got a
little scared or something. I just barely looked at it.
I didn't even I can't even say I looked at it.
So we're walking where we're and then unbelievable ran into
two people that we know. They go, you want to
look at the hand us the paper glasses there we
are looking up.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We see it just happened.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, So then my Josey that you got a glimpse.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
So so got a glimpse. So you're looking through the
glasses and it is like this kind of surreal shape
like you're kind of and was.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It happening at the time where.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It wasn't the moment of the huge thing, but it
still was like it was crossing over it. Yes, yeah, yeah,
it was still like interrupted, like the sun was still interrupted.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It was a crazy shape. So I was like, wow,
you got to see it. So I'm looking at it
for like five seconds community saves.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I guess community saves.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Then we're walking come home, looking at the cool shadows
on the floor, you know whatever. Come home. I have
a zoom meeting. I get off the zoom and I
go my eyes kind of hurt, and I go, I go, oh, okay,
is it from? And I start to just oh so
gently spiral. I go, well, you know, I was looking
at the computer screen like no, no, that can't be it, like,
(18:47):
oh my god, and it starts to trickle in and
I do I text. I text my partner. I was like,
my eyes kind of hurt, like looking for reassurance, you know,
so gentle, and they're like me too, don't worry it,
like you're fine. I was like huh yeah. So then
I and then I'm like no, no, also, we like.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Who are these friends? And we're those glasses? Legit?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
What did that pass your mind? One hundred percent? I
go there for me like community acquaintances. I was like
community kills, community kills. I was like, oh my god,
paper flimsy, and like, I know that is what people say,
but I'm trusting them with my life. And I start
to spinding, like go cool, I'm glad you risked your
vision arguably one of the most I start googling, which,
(19:29):
as we know, you shouldn't do. Yeah. I watch an
interview with the woman who looked at the eclipse? Are
you just twenty seventeen or whatever? Permanent?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And she's like, I just try to raise awareness about
this because what they don't know is that the eclipse
the sun is you're extra not supposed to look at
it during the eclipse, right, you'd think like the mind's like, oh,
it's covered, feels safe. It's more dangerous even that message
normally me yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Okay, right, because normally you can't do it. Your eyes
closed automatic.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And you don't want to look at it, of course,
but it's like it stops.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Okay, so this but then when it's protecting, you're like, yeah,
it's like you don't feel that you're being burned totally.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, that's exactly why it's so dangerous. I need to
hear this woman this broad No, it's upsetting because she's like, yeah,
I stared at it for i'd say maybe fifteen seconds,
didn't feel any pain.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Wait, because you don't feel pain, she hadn't heard. Because
you don't feel she know the eclipse was happening. Yeah, no,
I mean, like, who hasn't heard like, don't look at it.
She knew enough to know the eclipse was happening, but
hadn't heard don't look at it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
This I think she knew like don't look at it,
but she probably was like, I'm fine, it's not hurting.
She fucking stared at it for like fifteen seconds felt normal,
because that's what's so scary. You don't feel it happening
too as it's happening, which is of course always the
most terrifying idea. So then she goes to sleep, wakes
up and is like whole fields of her vision are
just like gone, like spot yep, like if you look
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at it long enough, permanent because they like kill cells
that can never come back. And then there's like a gradient.
So I'm reading this and I'm doing I'm doing deep
breathing and I'm going yeah, and then I'm like, can
imagine anything funny like oh yeah, Kate, like me walking
in blind, like me with my stick, and it's like
she looked at the eclipse, yeah, a little too long,
like holy shit. So then I'm like there is a
(21:06):
little bit of a headache. And then but it kind
of goes away, and then I was engaged in like
an exciting creative conversation for an hour. No pain came
out of it. And then was like, hey, you guys,
I was looking about the thing. And then the next
next day, wake up fine, and then of course sell
on Instagram all this all these articles like if your
eyes hurt a little bit today, like that's okay, that's
common after looking at the eclipse, and so I made
the I made the final decision, I'm never looking again,
(21:29):
even through the glasses anything. I'm never doing it again
because because why Because I texted a couple of people,
like a friend of mine drove to Texas to like
to go see.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It, get in the path of totality.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, she like drove it was like, I mean hero
like her and her dog like in the car side
of the road, like cool watching it, you know, so cool.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Did the dog have glasses?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
The dog freaked out, which is wild. I couldn't believe it. Oh,
I don't think about that. The dog can't study its vision,
the click.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Can only spreading lip on cheek.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Classic. But she uh, but but she was like, oh yeah,
I remember I looked like when I was looking at
it with the glasses in twenty seventeen, Like, I had
a headache the next day. I didn't want to look
at it ever again. And then I heard something. You know,
there's whatever the point is. I wasn't blinded, thank god,
vision wasn't disturbed, but it was scary, and I was
doing the thing of reassurance.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So you can't at least texting you had an eclipse experience.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I was texting like, lol, eyes hurt a little bit. Huh.
I kind of looked at it, there, didn't I And
they're saying to me, you didn't. I was with you,
you weren't looking at it. I was like that moment
before we got the glasses that kind of passed my
field of vision. I was completely I was fixated.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And also yeah, yeah, I mean that's funny.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But then you know something like I have a friend
who went drove like to Buffalo or something to be
in the path of totality. And then like there was
a lot of worry about cloud cover, Like I like
cloud cover, you know, and then like, yeah, but cloud cover,
I say this, you are not responsible for the clouds,
and thus the clouds cover yeaheah, totally up, you know,
and so like to me, the only true hell is
(23:02):
you know, like like for another sky element to interrupt
your viewing of the eclipse, like that's you're still part
of nature's miracle.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There completely completely, But.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, I was like maybe I'm going to become a chaser.
Like hearing those women though, Oh it's so sweet. You're
like the corona okay, and they're like, there's the diamond
ring okay, which is like when it's it moving across
and then like it looks like a dime ring.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And then they're like the corona, the corona.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
No, it's like what And it's like normally you can't
see the corona of the sun.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just because I got to watch the YouTube. Can I
go on the NASA YouTube? Like that'll get my rocks?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
You hear the little Holy Cow? I can't now I'm
like questioning if it was Holy Cow or Holy Moly.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
It really makes you understand why they thought, whey they
think the mir ending was fake? You know what I mean,
because how the hell? Yeah, how the hell. It's like
they're out there, it's like they're making a little play
on the moon. Yeah, it's like he's out there putting
the fog in like it is possible to.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
The Blitz comedian, and Blitz had a really funny joke
about he's like, you know how you can tell like
the footage is fake.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He's like in the back in the background in the
sky full moon.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It really makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, very.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
It was just a huge thing. My mother said casually
on text that now I'm like, I'm kneeling this to
my wall. Oh my god, because I feel like and
by the way, the Channey app you gotta get on it,
Channy the astrologer. Oh, it's like one hundred bucks a year,
and you get like this daily readings based on your
rising sign. You plug in all your shit just rising,
oh no rising, Yeah, yeah yeah, you plug in all
(24:53):
your shit, and it's like weekly, like every week. She's like,
so for yours, this is what's gonna come up this week,
and like she's she's right so often it's like eerie,
and then you know it's kind of like can't do
hard finding it meaningful helps, yeah, anyway, but she was
just really right about me this week. And you know
it's like, oh, like big life decisions things like you know,
just like like kind of like hell executive like functioning decisions. Yes,
(25:17):
all of that cool lost the threat entirely. Oh but
I was struggling over some of these decisions and my
mom and then I like made one, oh right, And
my mom was like, yes, decisions, life itself like happens
through decisions or something like or fun. I have to
find it. But I was like, oh right, because of
someone who chronically struggles with indecision and whatever, it's like
(25:39):
that's the whole you know, it's the Tony soprano thing.
More is lost by indecision than the wrong decision. And
then another friend.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
You remember, But one of my greatest like personal mottos
I developed. Yeah, okay, that like I know will never
get credit to me because it's actually like too great
a human truth. I'm sure others have said it before,
but I did it independently. There's no such thing as
the right decision. You make a decision and then you
make it the right one.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, yeah, totally, No, I remember the huge Well.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
The make a decision, then you make it the right one.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Well, it's just like or it is the wrong not
like and then you're fine.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's not like agency, well, right, agency doesn't end the
moment that one decision is made.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah. Yeah. And then my friend said something that her
dad said to her, which I was like, that's good,
which is do the obvious sooner, which obviously is a
huge breakup mantra. So I'll send that to anyone right
now who's listening, Who's like, should I break up? Yeah?
You know, do the obvious sooner? I thought that was
really way.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Let me think about that one.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's like so for example, for example, if it's like
me dealing with like just like admin stuff, right, it's like, well,
I know I have to do that, but like it's
just like it's scarier. I don't know, I'm scared of
making the wrong just yeah, right, Just you're gonna do it.
Do the obvious thing that you have to do sooner,
don't delay, don't wait forever and kick it down the road,
(26:59):
has no right, just do it.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
No kettle because you're researching kettles, of course, is the consumer.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Last Wells researching kettles. That's perfect. And then you have
no tea and so I'm in the business of researching
ket but just poor teeth.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
And I just met tunsless like like courageless you know, yeah, yeah,
I just went, wait, I tell you about anastage of
beauty fashion moves or whatever they started following I think
I send it to you. I think maybe I did.
Did I show you though? Did I do a live
demonstration of the eyebrow lifting?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I wonder if I could do it right now. I
feel like it's gonna work. Are you ready? Okay, let's
take a look.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
They look about the same, right, yes, yeah, like the
brow So one of her things is freeing these muscles, okay,
and so you hold down the nose kind of here,
getting your massage like this for a little while, and
she's like, you do it dry, you do it dry.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
She's like, no, like slipping around. We're trying to move
deep tissue. Okay, whoa. So you're doing that for a
little while. Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I find that even if I do a quick version,
it happens. Okay, start with that. Then I do three.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I mean, then you do your middle fingers kind of
like strong okay, and you push push, push up, and
then you sort of so.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Your skull tale for those who can see in which
is everyone, your skullp away basically guashline with your fingers. Yeah,
up and away and there's a wiggle that happens. Okay, yeah, oh,
I guess what. You're gonna be excited about this. I'm
going to see a quote healer.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Look.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wait, I swear to god I see a difference.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Well, yeah, it's massive.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Wait what what the fuck? And that was a quick
over the course of the next twenty minute. Yeah, probably,
but I think you can, by the way, facial I
do agree. This is the future facial massage. I'm gonna
sign up for Beauty Shaman's two week trial. I'm just
gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna see how much it is.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
But and okay, so you can see obviously one is sorry,
look why eyes wide open? This is not like I'm
not lifting one. Okay, and then I'll and then we
see one's much higher. I'll do the other one casually
now and it'll match it. I bet Okay, Okay, I
mean that's shocking, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
No, I believe it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Wait, you'll so I'm like really excited about her.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, go on, Well no, I was fine. I'll say
it knee deep in my colonic Yes, having a great time,
very bonded with her. I really believe in that very
bonded with her at this point, and she were talking
about because by the way, not that I'm like, oh
I need a healer or whatever, but it's like she's
just like, well, there's this guy what that everyone talks about?
Oh really? And she was like he's really I'm gonna yeah.
(29:39):
She was like, he's like the real deal. Whatever. She
was like, you text his wife and then she like
books it, books it. So I was like, yeah, what,
like sure.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
But you need to you need to lock you need
to hold it down over here.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay. So I'm massaging, you're actually pulling this away, Okay okay.
And then and then I text her a couple of
days by like thank you for your pace, like here's
his next availabilities in like a month and a half.
And I was like, oh, I forgot to ask like
his rate? Ha ha ha, And she's like he works
on a sliding scale. Oh, will get decided when you
go there? I was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Can you give me a cap?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I know totally, but I'll go in there. You know,
head hoong. It's been hard with the strikes and I
I don't yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Know, just like a billboard goes by with your face
on it. Yeah, okay, hold on, so I'm so I'm
not even doing this, and then there are other things.
Oh my god, Okay, I'm gluing the skin from the creamium. Okay,
she said, She's like, if you get wrinkles, if you
see wrinkles here when you're massaging upwards, yeah, she's like,
(30:44):
that's because this is all stuck. So she has this
other thing where look, I almost.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Did this one better look whoa. Okay, by the way,
for those who can't see again, which is everyone being
radio storing. Her eyebrows are fully fucking lifted. It's actually shocking.
What I want to do is I want to track.
I want to get a NASA level camera and track.
Does it just fall down again? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I want to cheek exercises again. I believe it is
the future. You got a bulk in the cheek.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I've been neglecting my neck four months in which sense
product well, because you know what, it's me being cheap
and going, I'm not putting this serial on my fucking neck, right.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Are you kate the neck?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
No, no, I know. It always says apply to face
the neck, and I go, I'm cutting corners.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
The worst way you cannot. You're the one who said
debut the neck.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I know, I know what seventy to cover and protect
and then debut the dec aalete.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, no, I know completely. I'm going I'm going into
next stuff. I swear to God, this is the week.
I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm going twenty minutes of
exercise a day, Jacquelin, that might be all I can
commit to twenty minutes a day.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're there though, Once you're there and you're sweating, it's like.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, I'm not talking about Tracy. I want to go
to Tracy and do it, but I just mean, like
in your home. Well yeah, it's just like it's like
going zero to one hundred, you know, don't you know?
Perfect is the enemy of good. Not going to suddenly
go to Tracy every day just not realistically for me.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Sometimes extreme is the only way, and otherwise just can't
get excited.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well guess what I'm going to do.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
I've never been able to get excited about like twenty
five minutes, three times a week. It's like, no, no,
I'm going to make it my whole life. No, I know,
I just mean, like I recommendation's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I am going to watch the tracym and to come in. Also,
I've been forcing myself to go grocery shopping and cook
food again.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Well right, because you were like enough of the dinners
just like not suggesting, but I'm just.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
But but I guess what my new fun salad is
that I'm doing. And I can't wait for everyone to hear.
And maybe I've already said it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Wait have you?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I probably have the micro chop shaved. Oh no, it's
you're chopping rockley sprouts. No, so imagine this, No, so
imagine this. I'm finding that I can really enjoy my
salads more when they're chopped really tiny. So, for example,
take a roo chop chop really really tiny castle with
Toronto pitted olives top top top, really tiny.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Huge part of my lifestyle generally speaking.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Red onion chop, top chopper, super tiny, parsonally chopped, tiny mint,
chopped tiny herbs.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Right herbs right? Oh right, that's why you brought.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Salted roasted pistaschios chopped tiny right.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I can't have those, yeah, but you could do chop
them away, you could do chopped.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I don't sit all that in my salad.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I love a crunch. I love a crunch. Yeah, I
mean the crunch for me takes to the next level.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
There's other ways that a crunchy caper and then very
sure to do it the Goop Kitchen.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh I still haven't done Goop Kitchen calling out to
Goop Kitchen, hello, please help, and then simply olive oil,
lemon salt. This is like I'm moaning, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Wait, simply lemon, olive oil and salt. Just like, are
you currently enjoying an olive oil that was sent to us?
I feel like we got sent one.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I think I already already burned through that went through it.
I'm doing the literal Instagram olive oil and it's fucking good. Sorry,
the drizzle one they do in the squeeze bottle, it's
fucking fantastic.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Wait wait, Instagram the brandout a bucket out of pocket.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm gonna bring it. I'm like, wait, I'm gonna show
it to you. You've definitely seen it. It's one of
these things where you go, fuck me when I get
horny and I go stock options. Like when this company
was They're like, Hi, we're launching to have They're not
on the ground of this fucking company. Grata, Gratza, it's
the Greene bottle.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
I've seen that ship, those trobbly two tech guys who
are look having orgies everybody us week. Get us in
there absolutely, by the way, you're right, get us in there, Gratza, Grazza,
it's us.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Well, I'll do full front of course, I'll do full
frontal nudity. Yeah, the price is right. I've always said
i'd go nude of the price is right.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, yeah, I mean, I mean, who cares. It's just
like cares.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
By the way, neck stretching, okay, warming up the muscles,
the platisma, everything is okay.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I've heard that the neck, the neck drags down your face.
The neck drags down.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
You have to stay so Anastasia Fashion Beauty moves whatever, right,
m I did her thing, and it's like I was
like determined, I'm going to do it nightly. But you
start low, okay, you start moving down, like at the
stern arm. You start moving things around you and glue things.
Are you looking at Grasa?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was just looking at the website.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Anything interesting?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Well, I was like, oh, okay, you can get it.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Is olive oil.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Good, That's what I'm telling you the jocol Oh, it
was delicious and as it finishing all of it, you
know what I like, I'm eating it raw?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
God, I cooked in the name fully take a gift
of mine. I like to google this gift.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's a special.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I've also fully moved on to cooking with avocado oil.
We have to do avocado oil when we're roasting.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I know you cannot cook with It has to be avocado,
which I've actually started and someone did send us and
it's pure oh yeah, and it's spray, but there's nothing
else in it.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
So it's like, wait, what's my olive oil that I like?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
We need to be using avocado, Oh, nouveaux, and we
need to brothers, I get there, like by the way,
I want to again, I forget, I want it again.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
But they became I think great gifts them sometimes Caraway.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
For sending things. I purchased out of pocket a Caraway
cutting board set out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I know you mentioned it, Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
A couple of weeks ago, I out of pocket purchased
for my mother Okay, okay, the Carraway did jupperware, Yes,
after we die, I tested my mom.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That was her big Christmas gift. I go, you know,
that's why I was. And then I actually woke up
in a cold sweat the other day. Where the fuck
is the Carraway set?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I know?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
And I texted her, I go, where's your Christmas your
Christmas tepperware set? She goes, I know exactly where it is. No, no, no,
not where it is.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Why haven't I seen?
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Why haven't you've been integrating? Yeah, but it's hard. That's
why I just got my mom. I think two containers,
like I'm so you're not. It's not a complete overwhelm.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, like just two little containers and let's see because
they are they are very I also use my Caraway pan.
I used my Great Jones paint.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I did something horrible, which is that I scraped. We
got a Great Jones pan that was gorgeous. It's like
a nonstick. Something happened. I'm not going to blame my partner,
but something happened. Somebody did something where there's just a
scratch on the bottom now and you really can't use
it when once this shit is scratched.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
One time, my friend's mom subtly accused me and my
boyfriend Chris of like damaging a random spatula in her home.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Okay, she couldn't find her spatula. Okay, you can convince that.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, we don't want to get in front of a
woman you can't find her spatula? Yeah, okay, okay, gave
convinced it. Perhaps perhaps Jackie and Chris Okay, they damaged
this spatula and then tried to hide the evidence. Amazing, right,
wild isn't it funny how one can spiral? I love it?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
And then there was something about us being in league,
which I also really like, you know, like to be
in league. Oh they're in league against us, like to
be like plotting, like being accused of being in league? Sure, Oh,
there's a Great Jones times. That's how I think it
my head X Laura, can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Times?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Okay, times Laura chotin Dutch baby.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
It's a Dutch baby from Great Jones.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
And there's a design well this, by the way, last
week we were talking about, like you know, as people know,
and by the way, some of the wrecks have come
in the requests for templates and things and we go
and products.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Okay, here we go, okay.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Here we all by the way and forever because the cooking.
The bringing it back to home cooking is here, folks,
so continue please. Okay, I'm using I'm using the Great
Jones baking sheets, loving them beautiful, deep green.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I didn't pay for the courage.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
I was afraid that I wouldn't bake, so I just said,
I'm not going to beg for it.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
And well, guess what I've been doing. No bake Rosen treats,
raspberry wark, raspberries cramped, the melted.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Chop on the baking sheets. Is that what you used?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, because you're like, these are safe and the freezer
and they're just pretty?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
What color? Blue green?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Deep green? Actually, that's it's very pretty. I have to leave,
but I also have to do. I have to do
like a profound send off, which is that, as we
all know, we're not all of us. But I talked
about my dad having Alzheimer's last week because I was
really reaching somewhat of a breaking point and have been
so overwhelmed. I'm not going to cry now about it
because we cried so much about it. I've been so
(39:34):
overwhelmed by the outreach and the messages that I've received.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Obviously, going to continue.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, of course, people who are going through this. It's
it means so much to me. So thank you to
everyone who reached out. It really is so overwhelming how
many people are dealing with this, but it really does.
It's like massive solidarity and it's just it really helped
me and I hope. Yeah, So thank you to everyone.
I can't respond to everyone.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Very which females have been passed along from the account,
They've been passed along and there's really.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Some useful information.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm reading all of them. I want everyone to know.
I'm reading all of them and as you can imagine,
as am I. So I'm getting all of them. I'm
getting all of them and you can't imagine how it's
made me feel. And I've shared them with my mom
and it's just it means like truly means everything. Yeah,
and everyone who's going through it, fucking yeah, I love you.
It's so hard. Ahead of someone I was like this
(40:28):
like open the flugates for me, because somebody was reaching
out who lost their dad to it, and they were like,
you know, it's okay to They were like it's okay
to break down, you know, or just like it's okay
to like not hold it together some days, you know,
like really helps. So like truly breakdown when you need
to because you fucking have to. And yeah, I love you,
Thank you. Poog's huge community. Safe community saves, community saves.
(40:52):
Now I'm gonna go get laser so it's all about
the hides and the lows without me, by the way,
today the laser hair remove.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Wait, laser hair removal. Yeah, why don't you just take
me along? I can't manage my own. Take me.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I go, oh, you know so, because I was like,
you know times, oh, gram my arm and hair out
whatever I go. It's not permanent, but I'm getting the amount.
So if I want to grow it back for a role,
you know, I can't. It's like friends thinking about today
in the shower because I was like, these are the things.
It's like I made the decision to start doing it,
and me trying to attach to the laser hair. I
can't do it.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
I can't hold on, hold on gold on. Are you
saying that you're finally saying fuck it? I don't need
to have be able to grow hair back in my arm, sorry,
I guess, or you're still trying to do.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
So what I mean is that I'm getting the late
I started doing the laser and it has been so
fucking convenient to like leg you know, so it's like
somewhere or whatever. And yeah, maybe some bikini stuff. Okay,
you have to pay all access to poog to Evil
poogloo me launch if you want to know about exactly
the condition what katies Miyaki do, vagina and asshole and
(41:58):
but the point is it's fabulous.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
I really like the products to or not products, but
here's what we want you to produce and we'll purchase.
Coming in someone was like what they were like, they
were like recipes on a template format was done and
done PDFs us selling PDFs okay, could change the game.
Imagine how our moods would soar. And that's how the
product would improve on everything. I have to say, Eclipse,
(42:23):
what something shifting? It's all shifting. It's called stepping into
the reality of your life. It's called well, there's a
lot they're looking at it. Clearly there's a lot going
on in that in that realm that we're gonna have
to get into. I know there's a lot, a lot.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay, I love you, can we just see you soon?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Love you keep the product begging coming in for sure
that what you want from us With Hugeways, sign up.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
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