October 20, 2021 • 11 mins
Estrella, the Calderon family maid, goes with Maria to the doctor. Raul and his father, Nacho, plan the wedding.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Single the La mascot Is Matica Sila Princess Dentica Bitch
previously on the Princess of South Beach of What's Happened
(00:22):
So Far Bueno. My twin sister Marie del Garmin took
over my life after I Gloria died in a boat accident.
Shortly after she discovered that my family, the Calderons, might
not be our biological parents and that they might have
had something to do with our real mother's death. And
now my boyfriend Raoul wants to take Maria to the
(00:43):
doctor to check on her or I guess my secret pregnancy.
Oh the drama. I'm pregnant, Gloria. I know you have
temporary amnesia, but I thought you'd still remember you are pregnant.
We have an appointment with the lady doctor, the vaginist,
(01:05):
vagina coologist, gynecologist. That sounds right. One moment, I'm it's
my daddy. What no, I mean, I can't right now, better, puppy,
but I'm with my Okay, okay, see, I'm on my
(01:26):
way meet him. My daddy just called. I have to
help him with something rather urgent. But I don't want
you to go all by yourself. To the lady doctor.
I can take bet on. I didn't mean to interrupt,
but I was cleaning the room next door and I
overheard about the secret pregnancy. Don't worry, I won't say anything.
But if you need help, I'm here meet us. I
(01:47):
don't like you spying and hearing conversations that are really
none of your business, but yes, we could use your help. Okay, Now,
the situation is quite delicate. Glodia is not ready to
tell her family about the pregnancy, so we need to
be very discreet about how we handle it. Yours of course,
my lips are sealed. Okay, great Gloria to the lady doctor, right,
and make sure that no one sees you too. The
(02:07):
last thing we need is for the press to find out.
I'll see you soon. My radiant son to my melanoma like, okay,
that's enough. Of course, he's um very romantic. No, is
that what it is? See? Oh? Yeah, thank you, Estra.
Sometimes it feels like you're the only normal person in
(02:29):
this house. You know you can trust me. It's not
the first time. Ah, And that reminds me. Here's the
hairbrush you asked me to take from your mother's bathroom. Hairbrush. See,
but I know you asked for it a week ago,
but I had trouble sneaking into her bathroom. This hairbrush
belongs to Louisa. Don't you remember asking for it? No?
What am I saying? You probably don't remember because of
(02:51):
the temporarily amnesia. Now let's get a move on. We
have a lady doctor to get too, Poor Maria del Carmen.
You can fake appearances, but how are you going to
fake a baby? Oh? To be fair, Luisa did. But anyway,
let's see what Raoul's up to with his daddy. Natcho, Poppy,
(03:18):
I'm here. What could possibly be so urgent as to
tear me away from my dear Clodia's army? Oh? I
hope all is well with your fiance, see Poppy, See,
everything is perfectly fine. She's just recovering from the accident.
Or you know how crucial it is for our family
and the Calderon's to be joined by marriage. Yeah, I'm
counting on you, see Pappy, I know, I know this
(03:38):
union will be the foundation on which we'll build our
empire for generations to come. But Wino, that's not why
I asked you to come. Raoul, You know that Estevan
has always dreamed of becoming Miami's mayor. See. I know
he's always saying, if I was mayored, things would be
very different. And when I'm mayor, everyone will see what
I am capable of. And if I was mayor, cargo
shirts would be illegal. I've never understood why he says that.
(04:01):
Because everyone loves cargo shirts. You can put so many
things in him. Right, remember that time I had a sandwich? What? Look,
the time has finally come. He's going to announce his
campaign tomorrow and he's named me campaign match Poppy. What
wonderful news. Congratulations? Do you think he has a shot
at winning? Anybody can win when it comes to Florida politics. Congratulations, Poppy.
(04:23):
I know I hard you've been working with a step
On these past few months. I didn't know this is
what you guys were up to. See. Thank you. Bet.
There's one small thing I need from me, of course. Look,
the bank is going to call to notify you about
a pending transfer of funds and I need you to
approve it. Okay, um? And what's it for? Nothing? Like
I promised the step one, I will contribute fifty thousand
(04:46):
to his campaign to get off to a good start.
And look, I'm a little strap over cash at the moment.
My ascids aren't exactly liquid right now, so I'm going
to going to have to take some money from your funds.
My friends better puppy that money. It's for the wedding tea, look,
I know, and you have it back in time for
the wedding. It's a temporary loan. Besides, after you marry Gloria,
(05:07):
we won't have to worry about money ever. Again. That's
why it's extremely crucial for you to always be by
gloria side. Our future depends on your I understand. I
swear I'm doing everything in my power to keep this
marriage on track. And I think I have some news
that will make you very heavy. Let me have it. Son.
I can't tell you just yet, but soon, Papa, Soon,
(05:39):
Katie Lovers, it's me Tatiana. Obviously. Did you catch tea
with Tatiana this week? No? Well, you miss some juicy
updates on our favorite family that Calber owns. Doctor Constantino
(06:01):
certainly is a character. He told us a heartwarming story
about how he and Gloria shared their deepest, deepest secrets
After spending some time in her Lincoln Aviator GT on
their way to was it toe pilates toe? Well, I
(06:24):
don't know what that is, but I do know that
I want it. All Right, that's it for now, but
be sure to tune in next time for more scandalous
rumors about the guns on the next tea with Tonya.
(06:57):
Looks like Luisa and Esteban aren't the only ones with secrets. Now,
let's see how the vagina college, i mean, guynecologist is going.
Glora Calderon, come on in there, calling for you. Yes, Gloria,
that's my name. Thank you, Estraya, Thank you. I have
(07:20):
been going through a lot, and I'm just glad that
there's someone else here who's I don't know normal. I
know you and I haven't exactly had a great relationship
in the past, but i'd like to change that. I
don't hug this feels Why are you touching me? Okay,
you've never been this nice before. Can you all do
this later? The doctor is waiting, right, Yeah, sorry, anyway,
(07:42):
thank you? Raya name Gloria somewhere around June thirteenth. You
don't know your birthday. I have temporary amnesia. Okay, I'll
let the doctor. No, Hi, olave, Gloria, how are you
(08:07):
feeling today? Well? Um, fine, except for the whole crashing
my boat into a sea boulder thing. Oh no, I saw.
They're calling it the Miami miracle, and it really is
a miracle that you are alive without so much as
a scratch. Look into the night. Please see when I've
I've been feeling a little dizzy. You might have a
(08:28):
slight concussion. Nothing to worry about. And how are you
recovering from your treatment last week? My treatment? Open your mouth? Please?
Have you had any spotting, any muscle cramps? All of
this is very normal after an abortions. So there's no baby, yes, Gloria,
that's the whole point. So she wasn't pregnant when the
(08:51):
accident happened. Oh thank god. I mean, I am conflicted
about the whole abortion thing being raised in a convent,
but what a relief. I thought I was going to
have to fake a Pregnan. And see are you disassociating? Huh? Oh? Oh, sorry,
I forgot you were here? Did somebody accompany you here?
I don't think you should be alone right now? See
my maid, I would really like to talk to her
(09:13):
before you go oh, okay, sure, Then can I leave
one more thing before you go? See? I managed to
find out where you can get that service you asked
for last week, service meaning the DNA testing. You were
very adamant about it the last time I saw you,
something about a letter. I don't know. I have a
lot of patients. Point is, if you still need to
compare some DNA, my colleague said she can help you out.
(09:36):
She only needs a couple of samples. Samples samples like
the hair off a hairbrush that a maid stroll and
gave to me right before this appointment. That's very specific.
But yes, sounds like you're finally stepping up to the plate. Ermita.
If you're enjoying Princess of South Beach, please subscribe, rate,
(09:59):
and review our wherever you're listening. The Princess of South
Beach is a production of Ihearts, Michael Tura Podcast Network,
and Sonoro. Created and directed by Jasmine Romero. Written by
Jasmine Romero and Joanna Housman, with help from Daniela Serkis,
Monisa Heinrix and Christian Jatar. Produced by Luisa Arro Casillo.
Executive produced by conal Byrne and Giselle bances for iHeart
(10:22):
by Joanna Housman and by Jasmine Romero and Joshua Weinstein.
For Sonaro. Performances in this episode by Rachel Zegler, Danny Pino,
X Mayo, Andy Bustillos, and Laura Straco. Our production manager
is Geinsachitis. Recording and engineering by Emiliano Quintanar, with sound
designed by Edwin Irigoyen, Cassandra Tinajo, Andres Bayena, Diego Medina
(10:46):
and Andres Coronado. Assistant sound designed by Eric Senttheno. Casting
and coordination by Andres Chaitis Folly by Samantha Gonzalez Fong
our theme song and original music by Rodrigo Garcia Roles
and Charlie Hernandez Boar Fool Fool
Single the La mascot Is Matica Sila Princess Dentica Bitch
previously on the Princess of South Beach of What's Happened
(00:22):
So Far Bueno. My twin sister Marie del Garmin took
over my life after I Gloria died in a boat accident.
Shortly after she discovered that my family, the Calderons, might
not be our biological parents and that they might have
had something to do with our real mother's death. And
now my boyfriend Raoul wants to take Maria to the
(00:43):
doctor to check on her or I guess my secret pregnancy.
Oh the drama. I'm pregnant, Gloria. I know you have
temporary amnesia, but I thought you'd still remember you are pregnant.
We have an appointment with the lady doctor, the vaginist,
(01:05):
vagina coologist, gynecologist. That sounds right. One moment, I'm it's
my daddy. What no, I mean, I can't right now, better, puppy,
but I'm with my Okay, okay, see, I'm on my
(01:26):
way meet him. My daddy just called. I have to
help him with something rather urgent. But I don't want
you to go all by yourself. To the lady doctor.
I can take bet on. I didn't mean to interrupt,
but I was cleaning the room next door and I
overheard about the secret pregnancy. Don't worry, I won't say anything.
But if you need help, I'm here meet us. I
(01:47):
don't like you spying and hearing conversations that are really
none of your business, but yes, we could use your help. Okay, Now,
the situation is quite delicate. Glodia is not ready to
tell her family about the pregnancy, so we need to
be very discreet about how we handle it. Yours of course,
my lips are sealed. Okay, great Gloria to the lady doctor, right,
and make sure that no one sees you too. The
(02:07):
last thing we need is for the press to find out.
I'll see you soon. My radiant son to my melanoma like, okay,
that's enough. Of course, he's um very romantic. No, is
that what it is? See? Oh? Yeah, thank you, Estra.
Sometimes it feels like you're the only normal person in
(02:29):
this house. You know you can trust me. It's not
the first time. Ah, And that reminds me. Here's the
hairbrush you asked me to take from your mother's bathroom. Hairbrush. See,
but I know you asked for it a week ago,
but I had trouble sneaking into her bathroom. This hairbrush
belongs to Louisa. Don't you remember asking for it? No?
What am I saying? You probably don't remember because of
(02:51):
the temporarily amnesia. Now let's get a move on. We
have a lady doctor to get too, Poor Maria del Carmen.
You can fake appearances, but how are you going to
fake a baby? Oh? To be fair, Luisa did. But anyway,
let's see what Raoul's up to with his daddy. Natcho, Poppy,
(03:18):
I'm here. What could possibly be so urgent as to
tear me away from my dear Clodia's army? Oh? I
hope all is well with your fiance, see Poppy, See,
everything is perfectly fine. She's just recovering from the accident.
Or you know how crucial it is for our family
and the Calderon's to be joined by marriage. Yeah, I'm
counting on you, see Pappy, I know, I know this
(03:38):
union will be the foundation on which we'll build our
empire for generations to come. But Wino, that's not why
I asked you to come. Raoul, You know that Estevan
has always dreamed of becoming Miami's mayor. See. I know
he's always saying, if I was mayored, things would be
very different. And when I'm mayor, everyone will see what
I am capable of. And if I was mayor, cargo
shirts would be illegal. I've never understood why he says that.
(04:01):
Because everyone loves cargo shirts. You can put so many
things in him. Right, remember that time I had a sandwich? What? Look,
the time has finally come. He's going to announce his
campaign tomorrow and he's named me campaign match Poppy. What
wonderful news. Congratulations? Do you think he has a shot
at winning? Anybody can win when it comes to Florida politics. Congratulations, Poppy.
(04:23):
I know I hard you've been working with a step
On these past few months. I didn't know this is
what you guys were up to. See. Thank you. Bet.
There's one small thing I need from me, of course. Look,
the bank is going to call to notify you about
a pending transfer of funds and I need you to
approve it. Okay, um? And what's it for? Nothing? Like
I promised the step one, I will contribute fifty thousand
(04:46):
to his campaign to get off to a good start.
And look, I'm a little strap over cash at the moment.
My ascids aren't exactly liquid right now, so I'm going
to going to have to take some money from your funds.
My friends better puppy that money. It's for the wedding tea, look,
I know, and you have it back in time for
the wedding. It's a temporary loan. Besides, after you marry Gloria,
(05:07):
we won't have to worry about money ever. Again. That's
why it's extremely crucial for you to always be by
gloria side. Our future depends on your I understand. I
swear I'm doing everything in my power to keep this
marriage on track. And I think I have some news
that will make you very heavy. Let me have it. Son.
I can't tell you just yet, but soon, Papa, Soon,
(05:39):
Katie Lovers, it's me Tatiana. Obviously. Did you catch tea
with Tatiana this week? No? Well, you miss some juicy
updates on our favorite family that Calber owns. Doctor Constantino
(06:01):
certainly is a character. He told us a heartwarming story
about how he and Gloria shared their deepest, deepest secrets
After spending some time in her Lincoln Aviator GT on
their way to was it toe pilates toe? Well, I
(06:24):
don't know what that is, but I do know that
I want it. All Right, that's it for now, but
be sure to tune in next time for more scandalous
rumors about the guns on the next tea with Tonya.
(06:57):
Looks like Luisa and Esteban aren't the only ones with secrets. Now,
let's see how the vagina college, i mean, guynecologist is going.
Glora Calderon, come on in there, calling for you. Yes, Gloria,
that's my name. Thank you, Estraya, Thank you. I have
(07:20):
been going through a lot, and I'm just glad that
there's someone else here who's I don't know normal. I
know you and I haven't exactly had a great relationship
in the past, but i'd like to change that. I
don't hug this feels Why are you touching me? Okay,
you've never been this nice before. Can you all do
this later? The doctor is waiting, right, Yeah, sorry, anyway,
(07:42):
thank you? Raya name Gloria somewhere around June thirteenth. You
don't know your birthday. I have temporary amnesia. Okay, I'll
let the doctor. No, Hi, olave, Gloria, how are you
(08:07):
feeling today? Well? Um, fine, except for the whole crashing
my boat into a sea boulder thing. Oh no, I saw.
They're calling it the Miami miracle, and it really is
a miracle that you are alive without so much as
a scratch. Look into the night. Please see when I've
I've been feeling a little dizzy. You might have a
(08:28):
slight concussion. Nothing to worry about. And how are you
recovering from your treatment last week? My treatment? Open your mouth? Please?
Have you had any spotting, any muscle cramps? All of
this is very normal after an abortions. So there's no baby, yes, Gloria,
that's the whole point. So she wasn't pregnant when the
(08:51):
accident happened. Oh thank god. I mean, I am conflicted
about the whole abortion thing being raised in a convent,
but what a relief. I thought I was going to
have to fake a Pregnan. And see are you disassociating? Huh? Oh? Oh, sorry,
I forgot you were here? Did somebody accompany you here?
I don't think you should be alone right now? See
my maid, I would really like to talk to her
(09:13):
before you go oh, okay, sure, Then can I leave
one more thing before you go? See? I managed to
find out where you can get that service you asked
for last week, service meaning the DNA testing. You were
very adamant about it the last time I saw you,
something about a letter. I don't know. I have a
lot of patients. Point is, if you still need to
compare some DNA, my colleague said she can help you out.
(09:36):
She only needs a couple of samples. Samples samples like
the hair off a hairbrush that a maid stroll and
gave to me right before this appointment. That's very specific.
But yes, sounds like you're finally stepping up to the plate. Ermita.
If you're enjoying Princess of South Beach, please subscribe, rate,
(09:59):
and review our wherever you're listening. The Princess of South
Beach is a production of Ihearts, Michael Tura Podcast Network,
and Sonoro. Created and directed by Jasmine Romero. Written by
Jasmine Romero and Joanna Housman, with help from Daniela Serkis,
Monisa Heinrix and Christian Jatar. Produced by Luisa Arro Casillo.
Executive produced by conal Byrne and Giselle bances for iHeart
(10:22):
by Joanna Housman and by Jasmine Romero and Joshua Weinstein.
For Sonaro. Performances in this episode by Rachel Zegler, Danny Pino,
X Mayo, Andy Bustillos, and Laura Straco. Our production manager
is Geinsachitis. Recording and engineering by Emiliano Quintanar, with sound
designed by Edwin Irigoyen, Cassandra Tinajo, Andres Bayena, Diego Medina
(10:46):
and Andres Coronado. Assistant sound designed by Eric Senttheno. Casting
and coordination by Andres Chaitis Folly by Samantha Gonzalez Fong
our theme song and original music by Rodrigo Garcia Roles
and Charlie Hernandez Boar Fool Fool
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