Welcome to the sixteenth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: 2024 Global Warming or Global Cooling?, making a charcuterie board & Cafe Kebe, Sleeper Reality TV Show of 2024: Love Undercover, Bennifer Update & Affleck on Kevin Hart's Show, RHONJ Finale looming & the smack heard round the rule, Kebe being mad at Paulie, no Reunion for They Valley, chocolate confessions & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The thing that we've been chomping at the bit to discuss. Yes,
the sleeper reality TV show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
People need to twenty four yep.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is Love Undercover.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, great show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Now you discovered it first, Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because I thought you would not be into it because
it's sort of like a Love Island type show. Yeah,
it's like one of those like oh okay, clicking on well,
because I just saw these guys and the soccer uniforms,
I was like, what could this be? So I clicked
on it. You were in the city. I was in Connecticut,
and I was like, let me just see.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What it's about, like elevator music, like you were gonna
put it on the back and put it on.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I was folding the laundry and I was like, oh,
let me fold this and get in bed and get
into it.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Love Undercover, which is on Peacock, which again we're declaring
it people magazines should pick this up.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah. Started in May.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Love Undercover perp Ports Reality podcast is the sleeper reality
show of twenty twenty four. Welcome, Hello, Welcome back to
(01:12):
another episode of Rapaport's reality.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And I'm Keeby Rappaport and This is.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
The Rapaport's reality podcast, the reality TV popular culture podcast
that the world didn't just ask for, No, the world
screamed for it, and we are here giving it to you, rough,
rugged and raw again.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm Keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
We are the Rapaports where we break down all things
reality TV, all things popular culture, and a few things,
but very important things, A few very important things curated,
a few very important curator things.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
About the reality of the Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's our life, which can be there's highs and lows
every relationship, even the Rapoports. Yeah, I know you probably
you probably listen. You probably see me Michael Rapport and
you go, that guy's probably so easy to be around
and so importantly so easy to be married to. And
(02:22):
my wife Kibi is here to validate just how easy
it is, any smooth it is to be loved by you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Anyway, we are here. The summer is here time.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my gosh, it's so hot. It's not my favorite
time of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Do you hate the heat more or the cold more?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I can't stand it, you know, I become a different
person in the summer.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I have to say that the way twenty twenty four
global warming is so heat or cold. That's a weird
question because it's like, would you like extreme heat extreme cold?
I would like neither, But twenty twenty four global warming.
Living primarily in New York and on the East Coast,
(03:10):
I would have to say the winters are easier than
the summers.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I'm really satisfied when it's sixty five degrees. But
the winter is not that bad anymore. I mean, no,
we we haven't had did it snow? We haven't had
a winter in the last four years. Really, that's like,
oh boy, you know we when we we did the apartment,
those I told you to get rid of those snow
(03:35):
boots that have been sitting in that closet.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And I was like, yeah, why do I have these?
I don't know, these winter storm boots.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then you said I'll bring them to Connecticut and
I said, I was like why.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, because global warming is impacted the winter, and I
guess impacted the summer.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, the summer is the same.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I feel like summers are you know on global warming?
I listen, I don't like summer. I prefer to be
a little cold, you know, because I like drs sing
for fall winter. I don't mind it. I don't like
my thighs rubbing together. I'm not a fan of that
postmenopausal being hot. You know, I was thinking about when
(04:13):
we were driving into the city. I was thinking about
the first time when we were younger, you brought me
to New York and we got in a fight because
it was hot and I wasn't used to the human
I'm California girl, and I'm not used to humidity.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I remember that that first fight there, and because we
were somewhere in the Times Square MIDI my gosh area,
like fifties forty eight, probably like you remember six seventh,
you kept complaining about the smell.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think I had my period and I was hot,
and this smell, yes, nineteen ninety two, ninety one, oh
man was I. I just get angry. And I'm not
looking forward to going to Israel for that very reason,
because they everybody said, don't come to Israel in June July,
just don't do it. And here we are, You're going.
Let's got it anyway. So I have heat anxiety. I
(05:00):
have had it since I was a kid. I don't
know what it is. You'd think I know. I always
say I'm a Scorpio. You know, Scorpio their heat insect.
I know you hate when I talk about it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Because I don't know you actually think that being a
Scorpio mean something. You think that it accentuates your problem
with heat.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know any astrologer.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Isn't it James Kennedy's girlfriend's name, she's an.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Astrologist, sweetheart? Yes, what's her name?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
The beautiful Katie Kimberlys Alex Deborah can't fact.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm not in van rules.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm not. I'm not in it. She's so hot and
I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You're it paid the air conditioners.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm pointing right at me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You're not that hot right now. You're your heat. You
have heat anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're like scared of I really have anxiety over the heat, babe.
I'm really telling you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
We're going to Israel.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Look, every day I'm checking the weather.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, listen, We're gonna be fine. There's pools, there's ice baths,
there's ice tea.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Who told you there's ice bath.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We'll jump in the tub, we'll make we'll make our
own ice bath. Who's the It's fine, It's gonna be fine,
but I just.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't want to get in fights with you over like
if I have a like bitch face and you're like,
what's wrong, babe? And we're walking and my thighs are
rubbing together and I have swamp ass and like under
my tits like you know with swamps, like yeah, like,
and it's like I can't drink enough water to get comfortable.
And you're looking at me like isn't this great you did?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And I'm like, I don't like the heat either. I'm
gonna be honest. The sun, the sun affects me, the
actual sun hits me.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't wear shorts, I'm not like a shore and
tank tops. My arms, like I don't have Michelle Obama arms,
you know, like I just I'm not that's not my
season two you know.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, No, you have great arms. You have great arms.
But I understand it. And to be totally honest, you
can have no clothes on. You could be in a bikini.
It doesn't matter when it's super hot.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's super hot, babe, you come home and you're like shit,
you get mad about the heat too. I know it's
different when this is your You plan this thing, and
I'm going and it's your thing. And I if I
have like a little bit of an attitude, which I'm
gonna I'm trying to get it all out now, the
anxiety out now.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know on my podcast you're trying to get your
Israel anxiety also New York key olo.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Now like right now I have to walk to therapy,
and I'm like I'm mad about that, Like I'm like
trying to breathe. I walked, I parked the car, and
I came back and I was like, oh girl, you
got it. I can't wear shorts like I want.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
To wear basketballs.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Used to say that to me in the nineties, used
to literally say that, why don't you wear basketball shorts?
You know how crazy was.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Because that's like, you know, like when you're younger. It
was like Mary J.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Blige, you know TLC, Like you know, we're like, you know, uh,
now you can't do that because.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You I mean, I like that was that was the style.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Though girls would kind of be like cute and they're like,
you know, they're oversized shorts TLC, Mary J Blog, s
w V. They they would rock that sometimes. Not to
say that should do it all the time, but you know, like.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That we still are wondering, like, girl, what do you
do when it's hot? Like do you just stay in
the house.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, I try to. I try to.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I go out, like when the sun goes down or before,
like I'll get up early before it gets hot, take
my walk, whatever, and I try to schedule my day around.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's brutal.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And I actually when I do take my walk, I
wear long sleep I cover everything up. I do not
like so the sweat drips. We had to drive back
to the house to get my UV long sleeve.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I got all kinds of UV sh for the whole sung.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I really don't.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't like sun. I don't like the sun, and
I don't like Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Enough of that, enough of the negativity. We had a really.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
First the first the first eight minutes of today's podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
We're about swamp ass and tits sweat. And let me
tell you something. You could listen to a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You can listen to a lot of radio shows, you
can watch a lot of things on YouTube. But I
guarantee you you're not going to get an expose about
swampash slash tit sweat like you just got at the
first eight minutes of this rap reports reality podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Go anywhere in the world, listen to whatever you want. Yeah,
we just broke.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I have to keep it real with you about that,
because I'm glad I got that out of my chest.
We had a very very good weekend you made.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I got to just compliment you publicly.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, although there was fights about it, and I think
you videotaped.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think it was captured on video. You made one
hell of a shark shootery.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Wasn't that impressive?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That was an amazing shark showery place you made.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I threw it together very fast.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That shark shooter You had pershooto. Yeah, you had some Salama.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And we never eat that stuff, but I would listen.
Our friends came over, our best friends of Shapiro's, who
I love. I was so happy they came, Babe. I'm
still even though I'm complaining about being hot, I'm so
still filled with love that they came. But yeah, I
mean you they were hungry and so yes, I grabbed
everything that I had in the refrigerator and I threw
it together. That wasn't my best.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That was a gorgeous If I.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just threw prosuto on the floor, you would call it
a shark quterie. I can't even say damn straight.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
If you threw some prohoodo and some olives on the floor,
I would say, that's a nice chartrewder replate, and before
you blinked, it'd be gone.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm of the age, I'm of the health that I
should not be eating proshuto if a Chartrewery place should
just be a vegetable shirts.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I know for you, but I had it was great cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I don't know what kind of cheese it was with.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Truffle truffle, so they say, no, it was. I had
two different kinds of truffle goat cheese. And I think
there was like olives I don't pickled grapes and some
little There was a nice there was a nice sala.
It was just enough because they were coming and they
were hungry. Alan was hung It was great.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It was a beautiful tary plate.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I was so.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I got it down. I don't how to spell it,
but I want to tell you. I want to compliment you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Publish it. Let me tell you something. We talk a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
About a reality TV talk a lot about a lot
of different things.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Uh, the one thing we don't give enough.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Public credit to is Cafe Kibi. This woman, let me
tell you something, she could cook her ass off. It's
not a vast array of things, but the thing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, Oh, you gave me a compliment like you're like, no,
I'm not a Michelin, but you get it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Whatever you cook, you cook.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm one of those people that can get in there
and be creative. I'm a creative person, so I'm not
afraid to like, just try.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
You have a feel for a cooking, Yes, I have
a feel.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
In all the years we've been together, I think there
was two meals where you said it and I said, no, No,
you tried to you try to do it like a vegan.
You tried you did a vegan flop. We had our friends,
you try to.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Do a vegan gosh, and we had we had some.
We had some a list, wasn't Juliet Lewis there?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
And we had.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Had some real vegans, I said, some professional vegans. I
was trying to impress them, and you made a.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Pile was horrible. I don't know if you made what
was it chili?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh? No, it was the chili lasagna that was like
a brick. It was like it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Because isn't Juliet She's a vegan, no.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Her and the dating at the time, they were very
healthy and I was trying to make this meal.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It was it was a big pile of vegetarian man
and then there was.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
A left early.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It was horrible, right because we kept saying they were like,
this is good, and.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I know they were like their teeth.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I would have rather had steak.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And these are people that, like Toby's never had a
steak and I would rather had fucking piece of steak.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That this is more damaging.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think we had a diabetic there. It was horrible.
It was, it was horrible.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It was horrible where we tried our best, but in
general your food not in general you have like a
ninety nine point nine percent a rate of good food.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You are listening to Rapaport's Reality, We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
The thing that we've been chomping at the bit to discuss.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes, the sleeper reality TV show people need to twenty
four is Love Undercoff.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, great show.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Now you discovered it first.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yes, because I thought you would not be into it
because it's sort of like a Love Island type show. Yeah,
it's like one of those like, oh, okay, well, because
I just saw these guys and the soccer uniforms, I
was like, what could this be? So I clicked on it.
You were in the city. I was in Connecticut, and
I was like, let me just see what it's.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
About, like elevator music, like you were gonna put it
on the back and put it on.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I was folding the laundry and I was like, oh,
let me fold this and get in bed and get
into it. And then I felt bad because I was like,
you're gonna like it because it makes sports and like
the reality thing.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Let me explain what the show is.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Say what it is.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Love Undercover, which is on Peacock, which again we're declaring it.
People magazines should pick this up.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, started in May.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Love Undercover per Rapports Reality podcast is the sleeper reality
show of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You get these famous soccer players from Europe. You got
an Olympic winner, you got a World Cup winner. They're
all at different levels of fame. One of them is
a broadcaster and he used to be a great player.
There's current players. They're all charismatic. Some of them look
like supermodels totally. One of them's Mechs from Mexico City, Yeah,
(14:48):
another one from London, two.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
From London, there's one from the Netherlands and five of them.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You get him in a loft in downtown LA sounds
like a cliche. I know you're going, why would you
watch this shit? Same thing I said when Babe told
me about it. You get them in there. They come
up with fake personas. They're not even good liars. It's
not like they have deep, deep fake personas. It's like,
you're a construction worker. The other guy who one of
(15:14):
the guys who's Mexican, who's so rich he owns restaurants. Yeah,
he goes, he says, I'm a manager of restaurants. They
don't have these elaborate sort of backgrounds that they've made up.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, they're given a dossier of like what they're supposed
to be.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
They're lying.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It's like like Undercover Boss, Undercover Boss, iBOT Joe Millionaire,
or Meet Joe Millionaire, or that one reality show was
called I Want to Marry Harry, where you.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Know Harry's a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, but it's not even it's not like they have
these extravagant things. But that's not even It no again,
it's casting, casting, casting. Every reality show is about the
casting and the editing. Yes, so you get these these
I think it's six guys or European soccer players, Mexican
soccer players. They get in this loft in downtown LA
(16:03):
and these women come in and it's your basic can
You Find Love?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Show?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The women don't know who these guys are. The women are.
You know, they're cute, They're not like the top of
the line reality show people. No disrespect because I don't
think anybody thought this was going to be that good
of a show.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And fun love romantic.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's a romantic, fun loving show.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I think romantic, fun loving show. But the execution of
it and the casting from the guys, who are very
comfortable being in front of the camera, that's one of
the benefits. You're right, because they're used to having microphones
and cameras in front.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Of their tot Because these guys where in their home places,
are super duper famous. I mean they're paparazzi famous, most
of them.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And and also one of the things is because they're
so successful and because they're all top athletes, there is
a confidence about them.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh they got big dick energy all all of them.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
They're very comfortable with themselves.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They're not meandering, Nope, They're comfortable and confident with themselves.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
They're also comfortable being in front of a camera.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And because they're a list athletes, there's a certain amount
of you're a certain alpha male.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, they all are, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Because they have that uh huh.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And the girls are cool and they're sweet and they're
trying to find love. They don't know what the fuck
they're doing there. It's clear they don't know what the
fuck they're doing there. And the one rule is that
after the girls get kicked off the show, the guy
who they're sort of dating has to tell them who
they really are. Yeah, but that isn't even the best
(17:40):
thing about the show.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
And we're four episodes. We spent four You watched three.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Episodes, Yeah, and then I watched it again because that's
how much I liked it. And I wanted to watch
double back and watch it with do you because I
really yeah, I love it, And you.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Said, let's turn it on. We turned on.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
We watched four hours straight of the ship and we
had to go, let's stop.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, but I want I could have finished the whole
to watch Me Too, Me Too. You know what I
love about the show, And you say it's like a
typical format. I think the format's different because it rolls
so well. What I was going to point out to you, babe,
is that the format's a little different because they do
break the fourth wall in the reality in that the
soccer players in the beginning, they're put in the room
(18:19):
and they watch the girls pick them off of the
big pictures of that one, and they talk to the
producers and the cameras directly, so they they break that.
And also there's a narrator and it's a comedian I
forget his name, last named Freed, Jason, Matt Freed somebody.
And he's funny, so he lets the audience know how
much time they have. There's no host.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
There's no host there or Chris Harrison or Alrea Maddick.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
No, no, no, but he's talking over it, so it
gives it a little humor. It's a great show. It's
not it's really well executed. I love it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
People Magazine, US Weekly, Rap Ports, Reality Players Love Undercover
Great the sleeper reality hit of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Four, especially in the summer. Guys Get into it.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
It's listen, Vanderrules is gone. Well I'm not. Am I
gonna sit here and tell you it's Vander Pump Rules now.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, no, but it's I will say, and you tell
me if you think so to me, what do you think? I, personally, babe,
think that Loving to Cover is better.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Than what is it? Love Island?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah? Totally better, way better. Yeah, because you have this
thing that these people are and because at one point
they all are living together a lah Love Island. But
these women are forming real connections, but they're like, I
don't want to be with you because you are just
a restaurant manager. And then you find out and then
your su Yo bitch, you found out that he's worth
(19:49):
fifty mili and you just broke up with.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
These guys are worth like millions.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Some of them are very very, very very wealthy. So
how you feel now?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
How you feel now?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
How you feel now?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, So it's great you have that element and you
know that as an audience member, and that she doesn't
know that. That's wild to me that you're going to
choose someone based on what they do. It's crazy. So
I really love the show. I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
US Weekly People Magazine take our quote.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, so I think it's a great show to watch
and we highly recommend it.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What else the baby, I know you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Talk about it, and I really don't want to talk
about it. I think we said we weren't going to
talk about it. About what Benifer I know, I know,
but it's just that he was he want us to
talk about I think so because he was caught not
wearing his ring and so like, listen, yo, my man,
if you're.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Out a watching ben Yeah, so you know the game.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Why am I telling you you're one of the pioneers
of the game.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's right. Put it on. And she's on vacation by herself.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Well, she's on vacation or working. We don't know what
she's on.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I think she's on vacation.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, she's on vacation. There's always work. She's not just
going to Italy just a vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Maybe maybe she's like, I'm sick of this, I'm gonna
do it to you now, I'm going she always goes
to Italy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
By the way, the fact that we're talking about this again,
I have resentment that we're talking about it, But I
also resent that Ben Affleck unless you're declaring.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
You know, motherfucker. You know Ben.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
At this point, just us at drap A Ports Reality
Keepy Rappaport and me and Michael Rapport, we know that
if you don't have that ring on, that something is
really really bad. You know, the paparazzi is on. This
dude has been followed by the paparazzi for damn near
thirty years.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Thirty years. Yeah, he's been.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
In high end relationships with all sorts of chicks, Mary,
not married, divorce.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And you take that ring off.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You're sending us a signal. That's a smoke signal.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That's a smoke sigo that we don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, and you know what he did? How long ago
do you think he did that a Kevin Hart Show.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I feel like it was resent lead, but not that recent.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I think they said my.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Wife in it, and the press picked that up and
they were saying.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, tape because he not I think, be the way
Kevin Hart Show, because he was the reason why we're
bringing up Kevin Hart Show.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's also on Peacock Good Interview show.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
He gets great guests and they talk and they drink
wine and it's Kevin Hart and a big celebrity, and
they tend to be open, but it's curated because it's
also like, I'm not going to throw you under the
bus because I'm going through the same type of shit.
But the interviews are good because it is, you know,
a list to a list. I think they I would
(22:38):
guess that that show was taped either in the beginning
of the year or even at the end of last year.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, all right, so it was a while ago because
it because the press picked up that he said, you know,
my wife, and you know, it gets put out there
and every rag picks it up and says, oh, Ben
Affleck said my wife, and then cut too he's not
wearing his ring. And then she's out there and I'm
wondering if they have any kind of control of that,
because you know, some people say they're doing it on
purpose because doing what they.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Don't need it. Why would they do this? Why would
you want this?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And then for some reason, she was flying coach to Italy,
flying flying private.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I mean, I'm flying on a regular flight to Italy.
She wasn't flying coach. I don't know. I don't know.
She wasn't flying coach.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Maybe it was first class, but I was flying commercial.
I don't know, I don't know. We didn't want to
discuss this. This wasn't on the dossier.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Is the dossier, It wasn't in our notes. Wait, but babe,
I want it to be over. I'm sure they do too.
I mean, maybe not their relationship.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's looking like it's ending.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But sometimes you don't wear your ring.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, but I'm not getting followed by the paparazzi.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Why don't you wear your ring?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Because I don't like this.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
The reason why I don't wear my rings sometimes is
because when I wash my hands, the soap gets in
the ring. The soap gets in the ring. I gotta
take the fucking ring off the pop. That's why I
don't wear it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I know you don't ring it.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
When I do stand up, I do wear it. When
I'm in public public, I wear my ring.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
But then sometimes when i'm doing hear that so when
I'm grabbing the mic, so so I sometimes when.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I'm podcasting, I don't wear the ring because.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, I think that's a shitty excuse. I'm just telling you.
Speaking of rings.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You got yourself a nice this week and it's so pretty.
You got yourself a nice ring. You got yourself a
nice ring. Anyway, Ben Affleck sent us the smoke signal
and we saw it, so we had to we have
to talk about it. We had to acknowledge it. The
(24:51):
other thing we have to acknowledge is one of the
more disturbing but entertaining, but very disturbing in all of
Bravo history took place on the most recent episode of
the Real Housewives New Jersey of New Jersey, and we
(25:11):
have talked about it. It's no secret that the Real
Housewives of New Jersey there is no reunion being shot.
There was no reunion shot, and they all said, when
you watch the finale.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
We're getting closer.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Just seeing why that is because.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
This past weekend, Danielle Cabral, Cabrel Cabrel, Danielle is it Danielle,
Danielle with the blonde hair, I believe you're from Staten
Island got into it. Jen Ayden, who is a very
very provocative, very very very antagonistic YEP person when she
wants to be.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I don't condone violence.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I certainly don't condone violence on on my Housewives show.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I didn't like seeing it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I did not like this at all.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
They got into it, Miles Jordan, play the SoundBite.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
My people are my people.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I can rive with my people.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Do not say that.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Okay, I have said that.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You do not want me about myself.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I said, I want you to know when you're getting
yourself into.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You photos, right, just want you to know that's a
behavioral trade.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I would never do to my hair. Girl.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
You're doing it to me right now because you're dirty.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You're dirty. Everybody was right about you. You're a piece
of I see you. I want you to know content.
I see you. You're wanted bad. Oh my god, come on,
come on, taste good baby, doll. I see your true colors.
(26:50):
I just get out at you. Let's wait, hold on,
let me just walk around. Jan I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Your wife's a bitch.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Bitch, just so you know when you go to bed
at night, you're sleeping devil.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Anyway, that's this is terrible. I got smacked her in
the face with luckily a plastic.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Choice, only because Jen pushed her.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
She pushed her, She pushed her, and she was terrible,
and I'm glad it wasn't a glass drink because that
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's not good, it's terrible. It was horrendous to see
they're bringing this show down. I tell you that the
show is going to get put on pause. It's done.
It's low. It makes me sick.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
She said, no.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
The things that she said Jen said to her are
it's so unfair. The whole thing with the step and
repeat was ridiculous. First of all, you got to pay
to play. Everybody knows that. Why is her husband's practice
going to be up there when you didn't even donate.
Why She's like we showed up. She's you're not beyond
its like we showed up. She's breaking that fourth wall again. Basically,
(28:02):
she's saying, we're stars of a TV show. She's making
her feel small because she's new on the show.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But you're stars of a TV show, but you're not
the great Teresa.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You asked exactly.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
The whole thing was, you're not leak.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, she's feeling herself.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
She's you're neating on real house moment, babe.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's like she thought of something to say to embarrass
her about the hair extensions. You know, when she was
like making the hair extensions about not getting paid. I
think it's a total lie. I think she was basically saying,
you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Be you're dirty, Yeah, you're dirty.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And then after the face slap, that reminded me of
a scene in Raging Bull, which I don't want to
go down that rabbit hole, but there's a scene where
Joe slapped Frank Vincent in the face with a drink,
and that's what I first thought of.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Was that, but.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Even worse or just as bad, well, the violence you
can't really see, just as bad. After Danielle and her
husband were leaving, she said to doctor Bill Aiden who's
sitting there likes He's like, why did I get myself?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
This has been nothing but bad for me.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I like, it can't be good for his action.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
She cursed him out and said, your wife's a B word.
Doctor Bill's like, I'm in here sleeping with joint, having
a shot of Scotch.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I don't want any problems. His face doesn't move.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You can't read doctor Bill because his face is hopped
up on all his best or worst stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
And it was just bad.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
It was so bad. I don't like to see it.
I don't seem Danielle on this one. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Nobody likes to see it.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
No, it's terrible. Nobody wants to women in violence. That's it.
I don't even want to see it in the UFC
or the women. I don't want to see it anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
You don't like seeing the UFC women's fight, right, No, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I've grown accustomed to it, and sometimes it's I mean,
sometimes UFC in general is tough, but sometimes there's a
few women's fights.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
They're they're more technical.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, I don't even see that. I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm seeing a woman with her nose in her ear.
I don't like seeing that. Sometimes it gets to that.
And again, sadly, we're coming to the end of an
era because I think we've already had a reboop in
Real Housewives in New York, and I feel like a
reboot of The Real Housewives in New Jersey is on
the way.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Is there any other.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Thing that stuck out with you in this Real House
was in a Jersey episode?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, but I don't want to I said to you
that I didn't want to talk about Polly and Dolores
anymore because I love Delores. But when they were in
the gym and she's and he told her, if you
get surgery, I'm out, and I just I'm mad at that. Yeah,
she is too, but he got it. He's got to stop.
He's got to stop. Paulie got I told you, I'm
watching you. Apparently she is too, because she was like,
(30:46):
don't don't talk. I could do whatever, And then it
cut back to the other boyfriend. And I'm sensing a
pattern here. But you know she's old school, you told
me whatever. I'm just very protective of her. I love
her like I'm like, let her do Like, don't she
a queen.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She's the goddess protective of the goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
She's my goddess. She could do whatever she wants everybody.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
She's everybody's goddess.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I knows. And the reason why also too, where I'm
mad at them like fighting and Jen acting like this,
is because I want Dolores to have a job. And
I love her like I don't want the show to
end because I love watching her. I'd like to see
more of her and her life and her family, like
she should have Frankie guns and that like kids, and
(31:31):
like her mom. I wish you would have her own
like the whole thing, and it's a bummer and I
don't like seeing Teresa and their family not get along.
The whole thing has become a mess to me. And
now with this last scene, I'm mad. I'm like, what
are you guys doing? I know, and Jen took it
to like that's her telling Danielle about the scene with
the hair, and I think it was not true.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
That's why she said you're dirty.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, you're dirty.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Another disappointment, and I'm checking and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I don't know, because we were very excited about out
a reunion for The Valley. Yeah, and now it's confirmed
there is no reunion for the Valley. Really, there is
no reunion for the Valley. I don't know, but it
is confirmed.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Season of a show, there's no reunion.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I don't know. I don't know who to blame.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't know the fingerpoint, but that show warranted a reunion.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh wow, that's crazy. Is it because Jackson being.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
A production I'm not sure. I can't be No, it's
something like that.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Jackson, Brittany is Michelle and Jesse. There's two divorces here.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Michelle and Jesse are just happy to be on TV.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
But Jackson Brittany apparently allegedly they just went on a
family vacation, and I said, good, I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Guys, me too. I'm glad. Who wants to see anybody
break up? I don't.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's crazy as it which they have a kid.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't want to see Jesse and Michelle. I don't
want anybody to know.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I don't want to see Brittany stated Jack's rotten hail.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Rotten heel, rotten hale or Jack Taylor rotten heill.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I don't want to see her saying that. I don't
want Jax to.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Bring her to that point.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, No, it was good once when they were but
when they're married with their beautiful little kids, I don't
want them saying rotten hail Jax tail.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
But but I have confirmed, I've confirmed this is world
this is exclusive. For those of you who are watten.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Around for a Valley reunion, it's not happening. That's another
World exclusive that we just brought to the people. And
you probably could have googled it, but you got it here.
But I was excited.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm really bummed about that.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I didn't know that lesser shows have gotten reunions. Yeah,
lesser show.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, it's disappointing because they're coming back for season two.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Alex Baskin couldn't have done it in his living.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Room something, they couldn't have done it at Jack's sports
bore right. Fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Wow, you are listening to rapaports reality.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We will be ranked back. Do we want to or.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Do you want to share any sugar, jelly beans, gummy
bear stuff with me that you haven't shared with me?
Right now and I'll do the same.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh, well, I've been good on the I.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Don't want to know about what you've been good at.
I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you again, babe, do you
want to share? Do you sorry? I asked you first?
Do you you could get to me?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Brought it up?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, listen, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'm let me let me give my question out. Is
there anything Let me let me rephrase it because I
feel like maybe I didn't phrase it. Is there anything
you need to end or want to share her about
eating with me that you haven't shared off Mike?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Let me let me that's a better word.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean I think we put what we've been doing.
We've been doing kinds together. I'm a little disappointed that
I put chocolates out on uh Tammy and Allen's pillow,
Like you shouldn't have done that, and then you took them.
You went upstairs. Well, because I wanted to set the
guest room up really nice, like they were checking into
a hotel, I put flowers out, and then I put
(35:31):
a little chocolate on each pillow, little heart chocolate. And
then they went upstairs and they were missing. You went
upstairs and ate the chocolates off their bed, Like that's rude.
Like I try to set it a nice Alan thought
it was funny, but like I don't think that's funny.
You have a problem too, like like that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
This is a defensive Listen, that wasn't nice.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I'm not distracted from what I should have enjoyed their
chocolates that you they didn't go check in upstairs yet
you know they hadn't go And then to settle it,
they did see.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Them and they acknowledged it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
And after they acknowledged the gesture, they went down.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I ate the gesture so great.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You went upstairs to go lay down and take a nap,
and like on your way to take a nap, you went.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Into the guest room, and you ate those chocolates.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
As soon as they left the room, they saw the room,
they saw the chocolate man, they went.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
And I pocketed the fucking chocolates.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
So who has the problem here? But you're asking me
the question. I'm like, let's turn it around to you.
I'm in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm gonna ask you one more time. Right, I'm gonna
ask because that's what you called deflecting. I'm gonna ask
you one more time? Is there anything that?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
All right? All right? When you were in the like
all right? So when you were in the city and
I was in Connecticut, I did make a pan of
brownies and I wanted to try to make the pan
of brownies with frosting on top that they make at
that place that we go to, Yea, And I was
going to make them in surprise for you. And then
(37:02):
I saved a few and I said that they were burnt.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
How much eat?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I mean, I didn't eat.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
How many did you eat?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Maybe three or four?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Is there anything else? Gummy? Be sure? I swear this
is the place, This is safe space. I feel like
this is the best place to do it. On the podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Then when you went they were on sale. Did jelly
bellies were on sale at CVS? There's nothing we did
that together last week. Okay, we're telling the audience we
were supposed to give them up and then they were
on sale and they're never on sale.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, I got it. Okay, there's been no incidents.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, there was just a pan. It wasn't a pan.
It wasn't like it was a small pan.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And then I saved them to you. But what I
made you think that they were burnt on the edges
and they weren't really that burned.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I meant half cooked. It's a batter. I'm gonna eat
a shit.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't care what format it is. You say, Brownie,
I don't. I'm not asking questions.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I don't know what's gonna happy. I don't know if
there's a pill to take for the sugar. I don't
know what to do. It's really bad, but I let's
we gotta end this because I gotta get to therapy
and talk to doctor g about.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
It, all right?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
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I can't stand it, you know, I become a different
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Yeah, I'm really satisfied when it's sixty five degrees. But
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(03:35):
boots that have been sitting in that closet.
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No, the summer is the same.
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I'm California girl, and I'm not used to humidity.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I remember that that first fight there, and because we
were somewhere in the Times Square MIDI my gosh area,
like fifties forty eight, probably like you remember six seventh,
you kept complaining about the smell.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think I had my period and I was hot,
and this smell, yes, nineteen ninety two, ninety one, oh
man was I. I just get angry. And I'm not
looking forward to going to Israel for that very reason,
because they everybody said, don't come to Israel in June July,
just don't do it. And here we are, You're going.
Let's got it anyway. So I have heat anxiety. I
(05:00):
have had it since I was a kid. I don't
know what it is. You'd think I know. I always
say I'm a Scorpio. You know, Scorpio their heat insect.
I know you hate when I talk about it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Because I don't know you actually think that being a
Scorpio mean something. You think that it accentuates your problem
with heat.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know any astrologer.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Isn't it James Kennedy's girlfriend's name, she's an.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Astrologist, sweetheart? Yes, what's her name?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
The beautiful Katie Kimberlys Alex Deborah can't fact.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I'm not in van rules.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm not. I'm not in it. She's so hot and
I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You're it paid the air conditioners.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm pointing right at me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You're not that hot right now. You're your heat. You
have heat anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're like scared of I really have anxiety over the heat, babe.
I'm really telling you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
We're going to Israel.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Look, every day I'm checking the weather.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, listen, We're gonna be fine. There's pools, there's ice baths,
there's ice tea.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Who told you there's ice bath.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We'll jump in the tub, we'll make we'll make our
own ice bath. Who's the It's fine, It's gonna be fine,
but I just.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't want to get in fights with you over like
if I have a like bitch face and you're like,
what's wrong, babe? And we're walking and my thighs are
rubbing together and I have swamp ass and like under
my tits like you know with swamps, like yeah, like,
and it's like I can't drink enough water to get comfortable.
And you're looking at me like isn't this great you did?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
And I'm like, I don't like the heat either. I'm
gonna be honest. The sun, the sun affects me, the
actual sun hits me.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't wear shorts, I'm not like a shore and
tank tops. My arms, like I don't have Michelle Obama arms,
you know, like I just I'm not that's not my
season two you know.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, No, you have great arms. You have great arms.
But I understand it. And to be totally honest, you
can have no clothes on. You could be in a bikini.
It doesn't matter when it's super hot.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's super hot, babe, you come home and you're like shit,
you get mad about the heat too. I know it's
different when this is your You plan this thing, and
I'm going and it's your thing. And I if I
have like a little bit of an attitude, which I'm
gonna I'm trying to get it all out now, the
anxiety out now.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know on my podcast you're trying to get your
Israel anxiety also New York key olo.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Now like right now I have to walk to therapy,
and I'm like I'm mad about that, Like I'm like
trying to breathe. I walked, I parked the car, and
I came back and I was like, oh girl, you
got it. I can't wear shorts like I want.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
To wear basketballs.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Used to say that to me in the nineties, used
to literally say that, why don't you wear basketball shorts?
You know how crazy was.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Because that's like, you know, like when you're younger. It
was like Mary J.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Blige, you know TLC, Like you know, we're like, you know, uh,
now you can't do that because.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You I mean, I like that was that was the style.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Though girls would kind of be like cute and they're like,
you know, they're oversized shorts TLC, Mary J Blog, s
w V. They they would rock that sometimes. Not to
say that should do it all the time, but you know, like.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
That we still are wondering, like, girl, what do you
do when it's hot? Like do you just stay in
the house.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, I try to. I try to.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I go out, like when the sun goes down or before,
like I'll get up early before it gets hot, take
my walk, whatever, and I try to schedule my day around.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's brutal.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And I actually when I do take my walk, I
wear long sleep I cover everything up. I do not
like so the sweat drips. We had to drive back
to the house to get my UV long sleeve.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I got all kinds of UV sh for the whole sung.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I really don't.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't like sun. I don't like the sun, and
I don't like Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Enough of that, enough of the negativity. We had a really.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
First the first the first eight minutes of today's podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
We're about swamp ass and tits sweat. And let me
tell you something. You could listen to a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You can listen to a lot of radio shows, you
can watch a lot of things on YouTube. But I
guarantee you you're not going to get an expose about
swampash slash tit sweat like you just got at the
first eight minutes of this rap reports reality podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Go anywhere in the world, listen to whatever you want. Yeah,
we just broke.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I have to keep it real with you about that,
because I'm glad I got that out of my chest.
We had a very very good weekend you made.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I got to just compliment you publicly.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, although there was fights about it, and I think
you videotaped.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think it was captured on video. You made one
hell of a shark shootery.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Wasn't that impressive?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
That was an amazing shark showery place you made.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I threw it together very fast.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That shark shooter You had pershooto. Yeah, you had some Salama.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And we never eat that stuff, but I would listen.
Our friends came over, our best friends of Shapiro's, who
I love. I was so happy they came, Babe. I'm
still even though I'm complaining about being hot, I'm so
still filled with love that they came. But yeah, I
mean you they were hungry and so yes, I grabbed
everything that I had in the refrigerator and I threw
it together. That wasn't my best.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That was a gorgeous If I.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just threw prosuto on the floor, you would call it
a shark quterie. I can't even say damn straight.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
If you threw some prohoodo and some olives on the floor,
I would say, that's a nice chartrewder replate, and before
you blinked, it'd be gone.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm of the age, I'm of the health that I
should not be eating proshuto if a Chartrewery place should
just be a vegetable shirts.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I know for you, but I had it was great cheese.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I don't know what kind of cheese it was with.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Truffle truffle, so they say, no, it was. I had
two different kinds of truffle goat cheese. And I think
there was like olives I don't pickled grapes and some
little There was a nice there was a nice sala.
It was just enough because they were coming and they
were hungry. Alan was hung It was great.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It was a beautiful tary plate.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I was so.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I got it down. I don't how to spell it,
but I want to tell you. I want to compliment you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Publish it. Let me tell you something. We talk a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
About a reality TV talk a lot about a lot
of different things.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Uh, the one thing we don't give enough.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Public credit to is Cafe Kibi. This woman, let me
tell you something, she could cook her ass off. It's
not a vast array of things, but the thing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, Oh, you gave me a compliment like you're like, no,
I'm not a Michelin, but you get it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Whatever you cook, you cook.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm one of those people that can get in there
and be creative. I'm a creative person, so I'm not
afraid to like, just try.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
You have a feel for a cooking, Yes, I have
a feel.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
In all the years we've been together, I think there
was two meals where you said it and I said, no, No,
you tried to you try to do it like a vegan.
You tried you did a vegan flop. We had our friends,
you try to.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Do a vegan gosh, and we had we had some.
We had some a list, wasn't Juliet Lewis there?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
And we had.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Had some real vegans, I said, some professional vegans. I
was trying to impress them, and you made a.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Pile was horrible. I don't know if you made what
was it chili?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh? No, it was the chili lasagna that was like
a brick. It was like it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Because isn't Juliet She's a vegan, no.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Her and the dating at the time, they were very
healthy and I was trying to make this meal.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It was it was a big pile of vegetarian man
and then there was.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
A left early.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It was horrible, right because we kept saying they were like,
this is good, and.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I know they were like their teeth.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I would have rather had steak.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And these are people that, like Toby's never had a
steak and I would rather had fucking piece of steak.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That this is more damaging.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think we had a diabetic there. It was horrible.
It was, it was horrible.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It was horrible where we tried our best, but in
general your food not in general you have like a
ninety nine point nine percent a rate of good food.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You are listening to Rapaport's Reality, We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
The thing that we've been chomping at the bit to discuss.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yes, the sleeper reality TV show people need to twenty
four is Love Undercoff.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, great show.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Now you discovered it first.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yes, because I thought you would not be into it
because it's sort of like a Love Island type show. Yeah,
it's like one of those like, oh, okay, well, because
I just saw these guys and the soccer uniforms, I
was like, what could this be? So I clicked on it.
You were in the city. I was in Connecticut, and
I was like, let me just see what it's.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
About, like elevator music, like you were gonna put it
on the back and put it on.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I was folding the laundry and I was like, oh,
let me fold this and get in bed and get
into it. And then I felt bad because I was like,
you're gonna like it because it makes sports and like
the reality thing.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Let me explain what the show is.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Say what it is.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Love Undercover, which is on Peacock, which again we're declaring it.
People magazines should pick this up.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, started in May.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Love Undercover per Rapports Reality podcast is the sleeper reality
show of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You get these famous soccer players from Europe. You got
an Olympic winner, you got a World Cup winner. They're
all at different levels of fame. One of them is
a broadcaster and he used to be a great player.
There's current players. They're all charismatic. Some of them look
like supermodels totally. One of them's Mechs from Mexico City, Yeah,
(14:48):
another one from London, two.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
From London, there's one from the Netherlands and five of them.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You get him in a loft in downtown LA sounds
like a cliche. I know you're going, why would you
watch this shit? Same thing I said when Babe told
me about it. You get them in there. They come
up with fake personas. They're not even good liars. It's
not like they have deep, deep fake personas. It's like,
you're a construction worker. The other guy who one of
(15:14):
the guys who's Mexican, who's so rich he owns restaurants. Yeah,
he goes, he says, I'm a manager of restaurants. They
don't have these elaborate sort of backgrounds that they've made up.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, they're given a dossier of like what they're supposed
to be.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
They're lying.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
It's like like Undercover Boss, Undercover Boss, iBOT Joe Millionaire,
or Meet Joe Millionaire, or that one reality show was
called I Want to Marry Harry, where you.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Know Harry's a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, but it's not even it's not like they have
these extravagant things. But that's not even It no again,
it's casting, casting, casting. Every reality show is about the
casting and the editing. Yes, so you get these these
I think it's six guys or European soccer players, Mexican
soccer players. They get in this loft in downtown LA
(16:03):
and these women come in and it's your basic can
You Find Love?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Show?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The women don't know who these guys are. The women are.
You know, they're cute, They're not like the top of
the line reality show people. No disrespect because I don't
think anybody thought this was going to be that good
of a show.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And fun love romantic.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's a romantic, fun loving show.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I think romantic, fun loving show. But the execution of
it and the casting from the guys, who are very
comfortable being in front of the camera, that's one of
the benefits. You're right, because they're used to having microphones
and cameras in front.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Of their tot Because these guys where in their home places,
are super duper famous. I mean they're paparazzi famous, most
of them.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And and also one of the things is because they're
so successful and because they're all top athletes, there is
a confidence about them.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh they got big dick energy all all of them.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
They're very comfortable with themselves.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
They're not meandering, Nope, They're comfortable and confident with themselves.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
They're also comfortable being in front of a camera.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And because they're a list athletes, there's a certain amount
of you're a certain alpha male.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, they all are, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Because they have that uh huh.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And the girls are cool and they're sweet and they're
trying to find love. They don't know what the fuck
they're doing there. It's clear they don't know what the
fuck they're doing there. And the one rule is that
after the girls get kicked off the show, the guy
who they're sort of dating has to tell them who
they really are. Yeah, but that isn't even the best
(17:40):
thing about the show.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
And we're four episodes. We spent four You watched three.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Episodes, Yeah, and then I watched it again because that's
how much I liked it. And I wanted to watch
double back and watch it with do you because I
really yeah, I love it, And you.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Said, let's turn it on. We turned on.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
We watched four hours straight of the ship and we
had to go, let's stop.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, but I want I could have finished the whole
to watch Me Too, Me Too. You know what I
love about the show, And you say it's like a
typical format. I think the format's different because it rolls
so well. What I was going to point out to you, babe,
is that the format's a little different because they do
break the fourth wall in the reality in that the
soccer players in the beginning, they're put in the room
(18:19):
and they watch the girls pick them off of the
big pictures of that one, and they talk to the
producers and the cameras directly, so they they break that.
And also there's a narrator and it's a comedian I
forget his name, last named Freed, Jason, Matt Freed somebody.
And he's funny, so he lets the audience know how
much time they have. There's no host.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
There's no host there or Chris Harrison or Alrea Maddick.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
No, no, no, but he's talking over it, so it
gives it a little humor. It's a great show. It's
not it's really well executed. I love it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
People Magazine, US Weekly, Rap Ports, Reality Players Love Undercover
Great the sleeper reality hit of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Four, especially in the summer. Guys Get into it.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
It's listen, Vanderrules is gone. Well I'm not. Am I
gonna sit here and tell you it's Vander Pump Rules now.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, no, but it's I will say, and you tell
me if you think so to me, what do you think? I, personally, babe,
think that Loving to Cover is better.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Than what is it? Love Island?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah? Totally better, way better. Yeah, because you have this
thing that these people are and because at one point
they all are living together a lah Love Island. But
these women are forming real connections, but they're like, I
don't want to be with you because you are just
a restaurant manager. And then you find out and then
your su Yo bitch, you found out that he's worth
(19:49):
fifty mili and you just broke up with.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
These guys are worth like millions.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Some of them are very very, very very wealthy. So
how you feel now?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
How you feel now?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
How you feel now?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, So it's great you have that element and you
know that as an audience member, and that she doesn't
know that. That's wild to me that you're going to
choose someone based on what they do. It's crazy. So
I really love the show. I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
US Weekly People Magazine take our quote.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, so I think it's a great show to watch
and we highly recommend it.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What else the baby, I know you don't want to.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Talk about it, and I really don't want to talk
about it. I think we said we weren't going to
talk about it. About what Benifer I know, I know,
but it's just that he was he want us to
talk about I think so because he was caught not
wearing his ring and so like, listen, yo, my man,
if you're.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Out a watching ben Yeah, so you know the game.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Why am I telling you you're one of the pioneers
of the game.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's right. Put it on. And she's on vacation by herself.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Well, she's on vacation or working. We don't know what
she's on.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I think she's on vacation.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, she's on vacation. There's always work. She's not just
going to Italy just a vacation.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Maybe maybe she's like, I'm sick of this, I'm gonna
do it to you now, I'm going she always goes
to Italy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
By the way, the fact that we're talking about this again,
I have resentment that we're talking about it, But I
also resent that Ben Affleck unless you're declaring.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
You know, motherfucker. You know Ben.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
At this point, just us at drap A Ports Reality
Keepy Rappaport and me and Michael Rapport, we know that
if you don't have that ring on, that something is
really really bad. You know, the paparazzi is on. This
dude has been followed by the paparazzi for damn near
thirty years.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Thirty years. Yeah, he's been.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
In high end relationships with all sorts of chicks, Mary,
not married, divorce.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
And you take that ring off.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You're sending us a signal. That's a smoke signal.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That's a smoke sigo that we don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, and you know what he did? How long ago
do you think he did that a Kevin Hart Show.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I feel like it was resent lead, but not that recent.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I think they said my.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Wife in it, and the press picked that up and
they were saying.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, tape because he not I think, be the way
Kevin Hart Show, because he was the reason why we're
bringing up Kevin Hart Show.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's also on Peacock Good Interview show.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
He gets great guests and they talk and they drink
wine and it's Kevin Hart and a big celebrity, and
they tend to be open, but it's curated because it's
also like, I'm not going to throw you under the
bus because I'm going through the same type of shit.
But the interviews are good because it is, you know,
a list to a list. I think they I would
(22:38):
guess that that show was taped either in the beginning
of the year or even at the end of last year.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Okay, all right, so it was a while ago because
it because the press picked up that he said, you know,
my wife, and you know, it gets put out there
and every rag picks it up and says, oh, Ben
Affleck said my wife, and then cut too he's not
wearing his ring. And then she's out there and I'm
wondering if they have any kind of control of that,
because you know, some people say they're doing it on
purpose because doing what they.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Don't need it. Why would they do this? Why would
you want this?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And then for some reason, she was flying coach to Italy,
flying flying private.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I mean, I'm flying on a regular flight to Italy.
She wasn't flying coach. I don't know. I don't know.
She wasn't flying coach.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Maybe it was first class, but I was flying commercial.
I don't know, I don't know. We didn't want to
discuss this. This wasn't on the dossier.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Is the dossier, It wasn't in our notes. Wait, but babe,
I want it to be over. I'm sure they do too.
I mean, maybe not their relationship.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's looking like it's ending.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But sometimes you don't wear your ring.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, but I'm not getting followed by the paparazzi.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Why don't you wear your ring?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Because I don't like this.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
The reason why I don't wear my rings sometimes is
because when I wash my hands, the soap gets in
the ring. The soap gets in the ring. I gotta
take the fucking ring off the pop. That's why I
don't wear it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I know you don't ring it.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
When I do stand up, I do wear it. When
I'm in public public, I wear my ring.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
But then sometimes when i'm doing hear that so when
I'm grabbing the mic, so so I sometimes when.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I'm podcasting, I don't wear the ring because.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Okay, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, I think that's a shitty excuse. I'm just telling you.
Speaking of rings.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You got yourself a nice this week and it's so pretty.
You got yourself a nice ring. You got yourself a
nice ring. Anyway, Ben Affleck sent us the smoke signal
and we saw it, so we had to we have
to talk about it. We had to acknowledge it. The
(24:51):
other thing we have to acknowledge is one of the
more disturbing but entertaining, but very disturbing in all of
Bravo history took place on the most recent episode of
the Real Housewives New Jersey of New Jersey, and we
(25:11):
have talked about it. It's no secret that the Real
Housewives of New Jersey there is no reunion being shot.
There was no reunion shot, and they all said, when
you watch the finale.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
We're getting closer.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Just seeing why that is because.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
This past weekend, Danielle Cabral, Cabrel Cabrel, Danielle is it Danielle,
Danielle with the blonde hair, I believe you're from Staten
Island got into it. Jen Ayden, who is a very
very provocative, very very very antagonistic YEP person when she
wants to be.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I don't condone violence.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I certainly don't condone violence on on my Housewives show.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I didn't like seeing it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I did not like this at all.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
They got into it, Miles Jordan, play the SoundBite.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
My people are my people.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I can rive with my people.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Do not say that.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Okay, I have said that.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
You do not want me about myself.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I said, I want you to know when you're getting
yourself into.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You photos, right, just want you to know that's a
behavioral trade.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I would never do to my hair. Girl.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
You're doing it to me right now because you're dirty.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You're dirty. Everybody was right about you. You're a piece
of I see you. I want you to know content.
I see you. You're wanted bad. Oh my god, come on,
come on, taste good baby, doll. I see your true colors.
(26:50):
I just get out at you. Let's wait, hold on,
let me just walk around. Jan I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Your wife's a bitch.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Bitch, just so you know when you go to bed
at night, you're sleeping devil.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Anyway, that's this is terrible. I got smacked her in
the face with luckily a plastic.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Choice, only because Jen pushed her.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
She pushed her, She pushed her, and she was terrible,
and I'm glad it wasn't a glass drink because that
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's not good, it's terrible. It was horrendous to see
they're bringing this show down. I tell you that the
show is going to get put on pause. It's done.
It's low. It makes me sick.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
She said, no.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
The things that she said Jen said to her are
it's so unfair. The whole thing with the step and
repeat was ridiculous. First of all, you got to pay
to play. Everybody knows that. Why is her husband's practice
going to be up there when you didn't even donate.
Why She's like we showed up. She's you're not beyond
its like we showed up. She's breaking that fourth wall again. Basically,
(28:02):
she's saying, we're stars of a TV show. She's making
her feel small because she's new on the show.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But you're stars of a TV show, but you're not
the great Teresa.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You asked exactly.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
The whole thing was, you're not leak.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, she's feeling herself.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
She's you're neating on real house moment, babe.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's like she thought of something to say to embarrass
her about the hair extensions. You know, when she was
like making the hair extensions about not getting paid. I
think it's a total lie. I think she was basically saying,
you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Be you're dirty, Yeah, you're dirty.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And then after the face slap, that reminded me of
a scene in Raging Bull, which I don't want to
go down that rabbit hole, but there's a scene where
Joe slapped Frank Vincent in the face with a drink,
and that's what I first thought of.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Was that, but.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Even worse or just as bad, well, the violence you
can't really see, just as bad. After Danielle and her
husband were leaving, she said to doctor Bill Aiden who's
sitting there likes He's like, why did I get myself?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
This has been nothing but bad for me.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I like, it can't be good for his action.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
She cursed him out and said, your wife's a B word.
Doctor Bill's like, I'm in here sleeping with joint, having
a shot of Scotch.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I don't want any problems. His face doesn't move.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You can't read doctor Bill because his face is hopped
up on all his best or worst stuff.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
And it was just bad.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
It was so bad. I don't like to see it.
I don't seem Danielle on this one. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Nobody likes to see it.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
No, it's terrible. Nobody wants to women in violence. That's it.
I don't even want to see it in the UFC
or the women. I don't want to see it anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
You don't like seeing the UFC women's fight, right, No, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I've grown accustomed to it, and sometimes it's I mean,
sometimes UFC in general is tough, but sometimes there's a
few women's fights.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
They're they're more technical.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, I don't even see that. I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm seeing a woman with her nose in her ear.
I don't like seeing that. Sometimes it gets to that.
And again, sadly, we're coming to the end of an
era because I think we've already had a reboop in
Real Housewives in New York, and I feel like a
reboot of The Real Housewives in New Jersey is on
the way.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Is there any other.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Thing that stuck out with you in this Real House
was in a Jersey episode?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, but I don't want to I said to you
that I didn't want to talk about Polly and Dolores
anymore because I love Delores. But when they were in
the gym and she's and he told her, if you
get surgery, I'm out, and I just I'm mad at that. Yeah,
she is too, but he got it. He's got to stop.
He's got to stop. Paulie got I told you, I'm
watching you. Apparently she is too, because she was like,
(30:46):
don't don't talk. I could do whatever, And then it
cut back to the other boyfriend. And I'm sensing a
pattern here. But you know she's old school, you told
me whatever. I'm just very protective of her. I love
her like I'm like, let her do Like, don't she
a queen.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She's the goddess protective of the goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
She's my goddess. She could do whatever she wants everybody.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
She's everybody's goddess.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I knows. And the reason why also too, where I'm
mad at them like fighting and Jen acting like this,
is because I want Dolores to have a job. And
I love her like I don't want the show to
end because I love watching her. I'd like to see
more of her and her life and her family, like
she should have Frankie guns and that like kids, and
(31:31):
like her mom. I wish you would have her own
like the whole thing, and it's a bummer and I
don't like seeing Teresa and their family not get along.
The whole thing has become a mess to me. And
now with this last scene, I'm mad. I'm like, what
are you guys doing? I know, and Jen took it
to like that's her telling Danielle about the scene with
the hair, and I think it was not true.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
That's why she said you're dirty.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, you're dirty.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Another disappointment, and I'm checking and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I don't know, because we were very excited about out
a reunion for The Valley. Yeah, and now it's confirmed
there is no reunion for the Valley. Really, there is
no reunion for the Valley. I don't know, but it
is confirmed.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Season of a show, there's no reunion.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I don't know. I don't know who to blame.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't know the fingerpoint, but that show warranted a reunion.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh wow, that's crazy. Is it because Jackson being.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
A production I'm not sure. I can't be No, it's
something like that.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Jackson, Brittany is Michelle and Jesse. There's two divorces here.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Michelle and Jesse are just happy to be on TV.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
But Jackson Brittany apparently allegedly they just went on a
family vacation, and I said, good, I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Guys, me too. I'm glad. Who wants to see anybody
break up? I don't.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's crazy as it which they have a kid.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't want to see Jesse and Michelle. I don't
want anybody to know.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I don't want to see Brittany stated Jack's rotten hail.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Rotten heel, rotten hale or Jack Taylor rotten heill.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I don't want to see her saying that. I don't
want Jax to.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Bring her to that point.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
No, No, it was good once when they were but
when they're married with their beautiful little kids, I don't
want them saying rotten hail Jax tail.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
But but I have confirmed, I've confirmed this is world
this is exclusive. For those of you who are watten.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Around for a Valley reunion, it's not happening. That's another
World exclusive that we just brought to the people. And
you probably could have googled it, but you got it here.
But I was excited.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm really bummed about that.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I didn't know that lesser shows have gotten reunions. Yeah,
lesser show.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, it's disappointing because they're coming back for season two.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Alex Baskin couldn't have done it in his living.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Room something, they couldn't have done it at Jack's sports
bore right. Fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Wow, you are listening to rapaports reality.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We will be ranked back. Do we want to or.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Do you want to share any sugar, jelly beans, gummy
bear stuff with me that you haven't shared with me?
Right now and I'll do the same.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh, well, I've been good on the I.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Don't want to know about what you've been good at.
I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you again, babe, do you
want to share? Do you sorry? I asked you first?
Do you you could get to me?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Brought it up?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, listen, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I'm let me let me give my question out. Is
there anything Let me let me rephrase it because I
feel like maybe I didn't phrase it. Is there anything
you need to end or want to share her about
eating with me that you haven't shared off Mike?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Let me let me that's a better word.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I mean I think we put what we've been doing.
We've been doing kinds together. I'm a little disappointed that
I put chocolates out on uh Tammy and Allen's pillow,
Like you shouldn't have done that, and then you took them.
You went upstairs. Well, because I wanted to set the
guest room up really nice, like they were checking into
a hotel, I put flowers out, and then I put
(35:31):
a little chocolate on each pillow, little heart chocolate. And
then they went upstairs and they were missing. You went
upstairs and ate the chocolates off their bed, Like that's rude.
Like I try to set it a nice Alan thought
it was funny, but like I don't think that's funny.
You have a problem too, like like that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
This is a defensive Listen, that wasn't nice.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I'm not distracted from what I should have enjoyed their
chocolates that you they didn't go check in upstairs yet
you know they hadn't go And then to settle it,
they did see.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Them and they acknowledged it.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
And after they acknowledged the gesture, they went down.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I ate the gesture so great.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You went upstairs to go lay down and take a nap,
and like on your way to take a nap, you went.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Into the guest room, and you ate those chocolates.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
As soon as they left the room, they saw the room,
they saw the chocolate man, they went.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
And I pocketed the fucking chocolates.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
So who has the problem here? But you're asking me
the question. I'm like, let's turn it around to you.
I'm in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm gonna ask you one more time. Right, I'm gonna
ask because that's what you called deflecting. I'm gonna ask
you one more time? Is there anything that?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
All right? All right? When you were in the like
all right? So when you were in the city and
I was in Connecticut, I did make a pan of
brownies and I wanted to try to make the pan
of brownies with frosting on top that they make at
that place that we go to, Yea, And I was
going to make them in surprise for you. And then
(37:02):
I saved a few and I said that they were burnt.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
How much eat?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I mean, I didn't eat.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
How many did you eat?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Maybe three or four?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Is there anything else? Gummy? Be sure? I swear this
is the place, This is safe space. I feel like
this is the best place to do it. On the podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Then when you went they were on sale. Did jelly
bellies were on sale at CVS? There's nothing we did
that together last week. Okay, we're telling the audience we
were supposed to give them up and then they were
on sale and they're never on sale.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, I got it. Okay, there's been no incidents.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, there was just a pan. It wasn't a pan.
It wasn't like it was a small pan.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And then I saved them to you. But what I
made you think that they were burnt on the edges
and they weren't really that burned.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I meant half cooked. It's a batter. I'm gonna eat
a shit.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't care what format it is. You say, Brownie,
I don't. I'm not asking questions.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I don't know what's gonna happy. I don't know if
there's a pill to take for the sugar. I don't
know what to do. It's really bad, but I let's
we gotta end this because I gotta get to therapy
and talk to doctor g about.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
It, all right?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
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Speaker 2 (38:30):
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