Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 3

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest tits.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba Babba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Have you heard this interview yet with this Kentucky Man. Well,
you know, y'all keep talking about this story.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
And I just looked at the headlines and I said,
you know what is going on here? Kentucky man forced
to eat his own beard in fight over Lawnmoorph.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Man says former friends cut off his beard and forced
and to eat it. And we have an interview with him,
Bubba and I have a feeling this could be rough
talk too.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I said, get do we have him here?

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You ready?

Speaker 7 (00:46):
At least that's what Harvey Westmoreland and his brother Joseph
look at.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Harvey.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
He used to think about former friends Troy Halt and
James Hill. That was before May of last year on
Willisburg Road where Halt used to live.

Speaker 8 (01:00):
Other was cleaning out the stalls out there for Troy,
you know, working for him, and they Colin want me
to come around there one when I get there, I
realized that they're already drunk, and of.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
All things to fight about, Wes Morland says, punches started
flying over this lawnmower.

Speaker 8 (01:17):
Troy offered to buy it from me two hundred and
fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought
I was trying to cheat it. One thing led to another,
and before I noted there was knives and guns and
noted everything. This is when hey were.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
He says. His brother had a mark on his neck
where a knife was held, but west Moreland's loss was
more permanent.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
They cut my beer and forced me to eat it,
he says.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Halton Hill let them go, but threatened them.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
If we called the police. They said we would not
live to see daylight.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
But that wasn't enough to keep the two brothers from.

Speaker 8 (01:56):
I believe in the law. I believe that justice has
been served, and you know what will be after Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
That's the sentencing date. And while it'll take some time
for some things to grow back to normal.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
It's not as long as it was.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
What Norland says, what's more important He and his brother
lived to tell the tale.

Speaker 8 (02:18):
I was actually in for from my life, and I
was really infer from my brother's laugh.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Greg, I want you to I just want to say
to Greg Birdess, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I know you study. I just want more. I want more, well, Gregor,
I want him to have a series. You wanted to have?
What a series?

Speaker 9 (02:38):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I was stock cuts on there. You two get it right?
I do? Like I tell you this.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
You are scared if you eat your own beard. Yeah
you are. If they say you eat your beard or
we're gonna kill you and you eat it, you're scared.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You I mean, did he get to put salt and paper?
Was the beard saltinger? Because it was a gray and dreck.
I love a lie. Let's find it again. We'll take
the whole thing. No, it's not long as it was.

Speaker 8 (03:11):
I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was
trying to cheat you. One thing led to another, and
before I noted noted there was knives and guns.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And a second.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I have to ask this question before we continue. Could
this be our long lost Olympic reporter Rocky Trace?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Is it an hoax? Listen? Listen, oh bubba.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
He says his brother had a mark on his neck
where a knife was held, but Westmoreland's loss was more permanent.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Cut my beard and forced me to eat it.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Was they cut my beard and force made ate it.
I know things are taking a turn. Wait a minute.
So he had bought a lot more for twenty bucks.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
The guy offers him two hundred and fifty, and then
he's mad at him when he find out twenty four
made his be.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Y'all realize, somebody in Washington State's listing on exem and
they're going, we can't tell the difference in those guys.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And you're right, right exactly, you know that right, I
knowed it. We just are having eaten our beards. Greg, listen,
please do more imitations of Greg Speedy that okay, I'm okay, now.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
What up my beard? And forced me to eat it?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
All right? Listen points hisself. That's all right, all right,
all right? Speedy played place where you do this again?
Is this where you do this again? Will Speed? He
played the play the play the rest of the interview,
But I'm gonna pan down after it does. I knew it.
I knew it, y'all. I was kidding when I did
all that. They you it was me and Kerry.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
I just had to have his hair and he and
this was what Here's what he said to his brother
when they was trying to defend themselves.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Here's what he said facing their weapons. I hate to
say this, but I don't like we got tools here
to pull this off. So eat your beard? Okay? You know, hey, hey,
hey brother, they got us eat your beard. I knowed
whiz in trouble. That was pretty good mark up on
that line.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
More though, I don't know if I to force man
to eat his beard over it. But you know you
paid twenty four and you hit me for two fift
Okat they got offered two fists to the point the
guy just offered it to it. Well, reggan messed up,
is bragging going along and paid twenty four?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah? Yeah, you know what happened, Rick.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
What I love is they what they came up with
was and we're gonna shave your beard and we're gonna
make you eat Come.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
When do you do that? You're trying to rip me off.
Now you're eating your beer.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
And you know, if I'm that guy, I don't know
if i'd have just kept quiet about it. It's kind
of like the guy that you know was cleaning up
the elephants. Oh boy, I mean this has brought it like, okay,
we have somebody, but this is apparently a little more
common with all.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Has this happened to you?

Speaker 8 (05:58):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
This is horrible.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh go Harvey please.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah yeah, I just don't say that didn't taste too good?

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
What did they say when they said, then you tried
to rip me off?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Now you eat your beer? You've had it? You know
what have you know what bigg.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
And song Bigga said, You're so stupid you give it
your media?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
What the dollar for? What?

Speaker 9 (06:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Ricking bubba? Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
A new intern should be named we think phobia because
of her phobia for not mascots without faces. She really
specified that today she is she does have a very
light hue, very very pale very you know, but like
the lovely.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
I mean its light light, light completed. You have real
long hair too.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yep, yep, I'm a second degree like belt.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
By the way, beat up Greg right here?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Hey, by the way, Kyle Mayner was Onday last night.
You come kick Greg? Will you come whip kick him
and carry him? Get out here? Yeah? Get here, get
out here? Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
The girl that's okay, No, No, I mean just kick him,
you know, just like in the chest not really, not
really trying to talk about like.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Show us some move. Just kick him in the chest,
just one kick to the chest. Karate is real. Karate
is real. I know it's real. Don't hurt him, don't
hurt him.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Here she goes, she's gonna kick her. She's gonna kick
kick Greg in the chest.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
She's gonna whip him with her hair.

Speaker 10 (07:39):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
What are we doing? What do you because you're kind
of you're sizing him up right now.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
I mean, y'all, don't fight.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Just show us a move. No, no, no, not a side.
She's she's really gonna kick him. Yeah, Sweedie ended up Greg.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Oh my goodness, here comes a kick. Oh my gosh,
I was Yeah, that's pretty good kick. Y'all hit a girl.
I gotta have one more.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I want it right down here.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Now, what about the side of the daycap blows knee out.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You gotta.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Just like yelling at get it there?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Pretty good kick, did I tell you?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Now?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Follow that with a punch that was pretty high. That
was pretty hot. Oh she's gonna punch you now, Greg,
I don't know about this.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's good. White a man grad. You swallowed your flaws.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Listen, I mean she's no Cale Maynard.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Did you did you swallow your flaws? One? Side kick?

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
You're gonna take you to Greg? Are you crazy? But
by the way, it's your flass.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Out of your mouth, Greg, Greg, don't damage that new
skin area there. You don't have the pad and used
to have.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh that hurt? She really knows. How do this a
different race? The side kick brow a different face? That hurt? Now, now,
now let's act you know what? You know what? Greg
comes up? So then they say, like you're in a

(09:30):
dark alley. Greg comes up, all right, and he's a
and he's a robber, and he comes up trying to
take your money. Yeah, flip him.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
She just slapped him like you She and Andalusia right then,
I wouldn't you have a move right? Oh gosh, oh
my gosh, oh my gosh, hey she would she would
have been needing him right there. We've tried everything in
the world that with the stars, and now it appears
we will Skate with the Stars.

Speaker 11 (09:59):
It's ABC's sizzling new show, Skating with the Stars. So
who are the six brief celebrities willing to strap on
blades of steel? The only Real Housewife, Bethany Frankel, Lit
the Gold Medal skier Shoddy Moseley, All My Children's Rebecca, Buddy,

(10:21):
Disney Channel star Brandon Michael Smith, Movie Icon, Sean Young,
and legendary rock star Vince Neil.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Vince Neil? What what? I will watch it? Can watch it?
Just for that?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
That sounded that sounded like a comedy parody joke, But
it's it's the real thing.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Bobo.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I understand learning to dance, but Vince, but can't you
like break your ankle on Oscar?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
That's Roger.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Speedy said. You don't have any athletes in their all
season doing. It's ice skating with needs.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I heard Randy moss is signing up for Olympic skiers.
I just wanted to roller skate. Hey, can I tell you?
Can I tell you this? I'm gonna skap when I wanted.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
To number one until they should Vince new I've never
heard of any of these people.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I know. All I heard was Vince. They should love
the Crew movie movie Icon, Sean Young. Who is that?
Oh she's that girl from Brand Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
You know her?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
She was in uh, what's that?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
No Way Out? Kevin Costner? Somebody a long time ago
when he was like, you.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Know her, who's our information people? She actually get cranked
up a little bit of now you know what she
was on? Who is the Disney Channel person they were
talking about? Brandon michaels Is. Who is that? That guy?
That was that you was? That was?

Speaker 8 (11:45):
Was?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
He was? He Raven's chubby little brother.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
That is?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh, that's the guy. Oh, I don't know who he was?

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Was he was?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
He raised chebby brother. Uh, Cory in the house? Is
that him?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
No, Cory in the house. He's he's on the the
Real Dance for his star.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Let me google it.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I don't know this guy. I don't think he has
been on Fresh Prints.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
Uh, that's so Raven Feel of the Future.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I was right with Raven. It's Raven's chubby brother. Uhm,
it's Raven's friend. I don't know who he is.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Have you seen phil of the Future, by the way,
I have not. I have not, and I look, it's
no Phineas and fir. That's that's the walking balls.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Anybody that can rap about squirrels in my pants, that's
the walking ball.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
I don't I don't understand this obsession with with us.
It's not MP with us as our culture. I don't
understand our culture, our obsession with placing things on the ice.
I don't get it. Oh, you know Jungle Book on ice?
Why do I want to see him on ice?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I know?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
I mean the Beast, don't I why? Why do I
want it on ice? Sessame Street on ice?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't care. I don't want to see Big Bird skate?

Speaker 8 (12:52):
I know?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Why Why are they on ice? I don't I don't understand.
We got Vince nil on ice, right.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Which I mean he can't stand up normally.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
I kind of I kind of know who that is,
sort of, so he must not have slapped that lady
in the elevator.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
They wouldn't be letting him.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Do this great Come to find out, they looked at
screty video of the woman who completely made it. Oh yeah, Greg,
I hate for Vince all right, So I'm assuming if
you're just look down, if you're gonna skate.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
What if Phoeas and Fervor on that show.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Look, look, if you're gonna skate, don't you sort of
have to know how to skate. I think I've just
come to the conclusion that Vince now knows how to skate.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
There ain't no way. He's from California.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I mean, don't you agree the Olympic skier that's kind
of like a ringer coming in a little bit. I mean,
I mean, he's got the balance thing worked out, he's
got the hand feet coordination thing going.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
I mean, you know what, I think, Vince Neil thought
that Proposition nineteen was gonna pass, so it wouldn't be
any right.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
You're right, how about this? You know what I want
to see on ice. I want to see hockey.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's it. I don't want to see movies on ice.
I don't want to see show this is this is ice,
Skating's not. I need to see whole like just regular.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I want to see him on there, flying around, having
a pushing contest in the corner.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
You can teach people to kind of dance, even though
some aren't very good. But first, if you don't skate,
you got to learn to skate. Now you've got to
twirl and stuff. That's a big stamp.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't know these must be I mean that no
Southerners are in this. I'm sure people probably grew up skate.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Will in Oxford, Alabama and Greg and I's hometown.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Can I get a little bit more speedy, doing that
background that walk.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
You're the guy. You're the guy to college radio station,
trying to sound like.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
He's really Niel for Modley Glove is air.

Speaker 10 (14:40):
Do Casey case du Casey case I'll get.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
The show will have the similar format to Dancing with
the Stars. Well, I think we had that figure out.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I think, but you got out there and learning new change.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
Yes, you're right, I forgot to hop about him.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
That's exactly clear. That sounds what are happening? By the way,
neck is top for speaking? Does he do speaking? You
do really good impressions?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, Steve Boden said, what's case cases back twenty minutes
on the top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
You gotta say this week we have a long distance dedicated.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
This week we have a long distance dedication.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Watch his face when he does, yes, get his neck right.
I don't know if I sound like it. I mean,
you don't. But that's what's funny about it. I need
to hear you do. She writes.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Dear case She writes, dear Casey, you got a really
straight Casey with a horse boy. Watch his head he does, which,
by the way, all of us in radio all heard it.
One of the funniest things in the the best out takes,
out takes, and we talk about it all the time.
I'm gonna talk about it till they put me in
the ground.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
You can't play it. We never way to play.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
It, Greg, But this is right up your alley, Casey
case And somebody kept out a session of him taping
the American Top forty and he gets.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
So mad about.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
Yeah, and he was you got me in here talking
about a blankety dog and coming out of it with
some kind of song.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
I sound like that commercial to a couple that got
high together, Lisa and Greg Burg, why are you? Why
is he so injured?

Speaker 9 (16:22):
You?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
When did he get in?

Speaker 9 (16:23):
That was?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
That was that was going off the high they got.
Remember they went to high school together.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
But you were saying a minute ago you were injured.
You were wearing me out in the break, and I thought,
when did he get injured?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I think I'm okay whole lifetimes. Yeah, because I have
my hands on the wall. And y'all because we.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Made fun of your posture exercise, I got news for you.
Any of us do that in front of this bunch,
you can get made fun of, and there's gonna be
all kinds of horrible comments about it.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
How does this sound? I can't even do it. Hold on,
this is me doing the commercial.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
It's ABC sizzling new show Skating with the Stars. He
sounds are the six brief celebrity He's willing to strap
on blades of steel, the only real housewife, Bethany Frankel.
What is that cryptic Gold Medals house Shannie Moseley got
all my children's Rebecca Buddy Disney Star, Brendon Michael Smith Crady.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
I cut.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Welcome Back, Ringing, Buddy Shoe, Vince Neil by the way,
you cut it off, But Vince Neil is on Vince
and Rebecca and Rebecca Buddy. I never heard her drops
every day after the show, yes at ten o'clock. Listen,

(17:42):
y'all won't speak you to do drop, just fact those
in the normal process. All right, we didn't. We didn't.
We didn't mention yesterday.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
But speaking of voices, the voice of Will of Fortune,
Charlie O'Donnell died yesterday opening will have You got, by
the way one am I these favorite shows to ever
be on TV.

Speaker 10 (18:02):
Well against Chris, God rest his soul.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
But I hate to will a fortune.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Well for those for those of us who cannot spell,
it's a nightmare. I forgot it was a not mayor
and Jeopardy was a not mayor. It was way, it
was so far over our head we could even think.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
And then these idiots are buying vowels when there's only one.
Here's the deal. They buy vowel, and I'd be yelling
that letters that our vowels.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I don't need to play that. I like to buy
a sea. But sometimes why I like to buy? I
like to buy sometimes.

Speaker 10 (18:33):
Why Hey, if.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's a rule, there isn't it sometimes too? That's kind
of what I thought.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
I like to I don't spell now, said he after
I after see the elemental p look at me.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah, I just I just never liked the show. I
don't like the format of it. I don't like the wheel,
I don't like past jack, and I don't like the
one where you have to answer questions. Ask with a question.
I don't jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
You at least learned something you didn't know that name
of that question. I couldn't get it. How about this?
You know what? What is a stupid question? How about
this game shows?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
I'll take stupid questions for five I'll take Russian generals
for six hundred, Bob, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Who is Karloff?

Speaker 8 (19:14):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
How about this game?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Shows are supposed to be zany and fun and spelling
and trying to know things that don't matter.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
It's not fund man. I don't want to Jeopardy. What
was his name? Tribec Alex Alex, Alex Alex. That is
that is a cool name. It is.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Think it's real Sean Connery when he was he's on
there and they did that back celebrity Jeopardy. Nobody knows
any name.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Alex.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I'll take former Soviet block nations for five hundred plee.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I think the only one I knew that I liked.
I liked family feud. Did you like? Not like that one?
I like family. I could have done with that.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Richard everybody and kissing her, He's like all I'd like
to welcome the Burgess family. And I always good, gracious
your tongue and my mom.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
It was always here because he to me he was
Hogan's heroes and did to see him on that was strange.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
It was I'm right here, my wife, I'll go.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
You're kissing puzzle just for you at home?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Did you like the Pyramid, I love I got too
nervous watching it though, I was a nervous wreck.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
What about the jokers wild?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
That's the way, but I like the joke as a kid,
I loved Joan.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
How did you like? How did you like? Let's make
a deal? I love? I love you like that me
and Gregory Lionel game shows and of course you can't.
My favorite of all times, Price is right. Loved it.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I love the prices right and I like password to Yes,
you like prices, you like precures?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Loved it? Are you serious? Yeah? I mean every game? Oh,
I guess the turn of thinking. If they bid one dollar,
they're gonna win. Oh yeah, what's your favorite?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
If I watched that before they had the wheel, were
in a playoff, it would be between the Prices Ride
and the Pyramid?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Really WAMU? Let me throw one up? You forgot think?
I like fam What about Title Tales, Burt Contact, the
Great Burt Comedy and it's.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
The Banana section just fifty today entertainment value?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
The New Game was tough? Oh yeah, now that's the
winner right there? I loved you. Hey do you remember
that one clout?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I mean, how long did it take how long did
it take for him to say, I think forty seconds.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I did about three seconds. Have you been in the
corn games? We'll be back thirteen minutes to the time.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Thank you, ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
He was telling me about something he did to try
to you know, get a little little get a little
moolah on the side.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Hey, let's see here, j Chi fosspord'scam. Hey, and the
story is what precious.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Look, I was just on the internet yesterday check an
email and it was on Google. You think Google, you know,
secure safe site. You're there and right there on the side,
you know they run these ads.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
You clicked on an Internet add well it said make
I hope it ain't that I'm thinking of.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
It's called I see them Internet cash machine, you.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Know right there, JT. In my you know, I just
want to stop you here before we go any further.
In my world, Red no swimming at this beat.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
But please listen.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
He's going to talk about his train of thought, you know,
into detail, like.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
When Bubba, I gotta be honest with you. You are the
first person I thought of saying, would Bubba click.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
On this or or if so, you don't know me
that well, the.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Common sense side of Bubba would say Internet, don't even
go there, don't even look at it. But I just
clicked it just to see what that sounds.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
You couldn't help it had to.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
Because I was first thing. And do these things ever
really ever work? Or is this do it?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Just?

Speaker 6 (23:05):
That's exactly what lured me in some do? So I
thought I'll click on. It opens up and there's this
big page of like an MSNBC article.

Speaker 12 (23:16):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Woman in Birmingham got a picture with her kid walking
down some school steps, like it's a legitimate photo.

Speaker 9 (23:22):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
And it's got the MSNBC logo.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
And what she making? What's she making for.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Five to seven thousand dollars a month, working four hours
at her home clicking on the internet.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, and so you did like, well, okay, secret, you're
thinking it looks good.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Probably surely you got to do a little work. So
let's investigate a little more and see what that work entails.
So I click again and it says for two dollars
and ninety seven cents, we will send you the package
on this whole deal on how it works, how to
set up your own Internet business, you know, and you
can begin your own Internet home business and the cash

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will just start flying out everywhere.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
But you're still on their website.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Apparently, so I I fill out my name, actually even
put the credit card number in there.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
No stop, JJ, go back because it's seven I'm spending.
But then talk about what they said. You can send
it back if you won't, but if you keep it right.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
So the so the terms are on the front page.
This is why they wanted the credit card for two
dollars and ninety seven cents. That's all you got to
spend right now. You'll have the package within seven to
ten business days at your house. If you decide to
keep the package, we'll give you a one time charge
on your credit card for one hundred and thirty nine
ninety five and a four dollars ninety five monthly web
access feed to our business to keep your internet sure,

(24:45):
you know?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Can You're like, hey, I can, JJ, I cannot. Can
I start right here? Can I can? I just interject
the pulse because this is the point where my logic is.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
And you came back to my mind at this point. Okay,
but I can.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
This is what I'm If they know how to do
an internet business and they can make money at home.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Why don't they just do it?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Why are they telling you how to do it?

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Well?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Because you know they charge you.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
And it's also I'm gonna make some people mad when
I say this. Okay, I know I'm gonna make people mad,
and I'll have a meeting and go to money.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
But they can't get me today.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
It's like when you see people on TV pushing gold.
They're telling you your money is no good. You need gold.
That's where the future is. But what are they wanting
to do. They're trading their gold for your money right right.
They're taking their own. They're not listening to their own.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
If they've got gold, keep it.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
It's gonna be bad this morning, Bobba, it's crystal player
to me.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I can't bite all though.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
But but but I mean, so this one is not
even a hard one. I mean some of them are
at least complicate. You got to see the ad going there.
I'm telling you, I'm getting like, don't you think it
was that easy to make five to seven thousand dollars
a month?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Everybody would be talking about it everywhere you turn.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Well not everybody would you know, go through the steps
to get.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
When you're looking at it, and you're thinking about clicking
on it now, think.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
About this to JJ.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
One of the most successful enterprises ever is Coca Cola.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
What do they do?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
They guard their secret for how they do business. Okay,
you can't go online with start your own soda pop
company dot com.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
We'll tell you how to do it.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
You know what, if they're good at it, they probably
don't tell you how they did it.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
There are some at home internet businesses that to hire people.
But j you're an internet guy.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
And work.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
But listen, j J.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yes, but just like just like the one we talk
about income at home dot com, Income at home dot com.
You go there, but you're gonna end up having to
be a salesperson and sell a product. All they're saying is,
if you want a job, contact us. We're hiring people, right, Okay.
The the thing for this is you know this thing
of somehow you can do nothing and make money.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
No, listen to what's happened to him? So I fill
it out and it's two dollars and ninety seven cents.
I'm thinking, okay, just to get the postage paid for
and they'll send it and then charge me later if
I don't return it. That's happened before with you know,
all kinds of things that are legit. So I click

(27:15):
on it and then I start reading. I click on
their terms and conditions, the little icon down at the
bottom that most people don't see or pass by. So
I open it up.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
But you've already given your credit card?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Sure, okay, it's loaded.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
What open that? I would have read this first? I
think that's just me.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
But I have not clicked submit yet, so I'm still
investigating on the website. Click the terms and conditions. It's
about one hundred and eighty five pages. Yes, it's unbelievable.
So I go back and I'm like, now, I'm not
doing this. I'm out. So I delete my credit card
and come home. I think I'm out. Didn't order it,
didn't click submit. Hey, Jeff, come in here. What's up, honey,

(27:53):
I'm looking at our Wacoba account online.

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Here.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
What's this one hundred and thirty nine to ninety five
charge two dollars and ninety seven cents.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I've already tried, aren't you?

Speaker 6 (28:00):
The minute it was on there. You don't have to
click submit or anything. They're apparently looking at it as
you type it in, hitting your account immediately so.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
They've already charged it. I thought they said they were
going to charge you.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
No clear hour and a half with Wakova still wrestling,
I have to call him back today.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Ripping Bubba, Ripping Bubba.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
The story breaks out and mean you hear it.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
First of how Kevin has borrowed all of his equipment,
and in the borrowed stuff was a sealed bottle of
what he thought was an energy drink.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
I don't know if y'all those of you that drink
these energy energy drinks called speed stackers, uh, and I had.
I was not familiar with it. So when he first
started telling me about it, I pictured something about the
size of a five hour energy you've seen our shot
glass top size?

Speaker 10 (28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
And he started telling Bubba and I as we were
in there reviewing the hunt, that he got it out
and thought it was a speed stacker drink.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
And when he consumed it, uh it it did not
it tasted like it might have. It tasted odd, and
he said, and then I remembered that my friend said
he might put in Now, some of you are not
familiar with deer hunting. If if you're getting around the
when when male deer are looking for female deer. Sometimes
you will put out the scent of a female deer's.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Urine. Uh. And for lack of a better word of
the scientific.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
Word, that that is how dear sin twists each other.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
That's right, Like the male deer will make a little scrape,
and if the female deer is looking for a date,
she'll leave her scent behind and.

Speaker 10 (29:34):
He'll come back and check that. Go look for go
find her well.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
And so I'm still picturing the five hour energy, which
is about the size of what you would put female.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
A few drops goes along one right, And it.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Didn't make sense. Yeah, And he said, man, I think
I drank that. He said, I think you put it
in that speech stacker bottle. And he got a mouthful
and he said, so I spit it out and throat
and don't forget that, right, And so we're really having
a good time with that until he comes into the
camp and actually pulls out the speed stacker bottle. And
it's about the size of like a powerade bottle, you know,

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except it doesn't it's not you can't see through it.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's in. It's in.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
It's silver, a silver bottle with a big ol'd open end.
And I looked at it, and I'm thinking, well, that's
too big a bottle you wouldn't put you wouldn't put
that much in. But and I went and somebody said,
I don't know who it was. Are you sure that
it was deer here?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
That was that'd be one Rick Burgess. So sometimes we
let me see it.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Yet, when hunters are out in the wild, they may
take a water bottle with him or something, and if
if they need to relieve himself, they will fill they
will use that bottle because after they've drank the drink,
you do.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Not want to scent the deer environment because they will
send some man there and they will scamper off to
do what they do.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
To bottle everything up. So I told I told Kevin.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
I said, Kevin, let I'm pretty familiar with what it
smells like when you're putting sent out of a female diar.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
And you're not going to put that in a joke.
You're not going to comes in it own thing, a
little tiny, tiny bus. You out there getting yourself right?

Speaker 10 (31:04):
Yeah, And I said to Kevin quick, I said, Kevin,
are good at milking.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I said, Kevin, I've got bad news. I don't think
you've drink drank the urine of a female deer. I
think you've drank the urine of your friend. And uh,
and and and now he's just losing his mind.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
If you think at the hunting camp, things can get
bad when you appear to have committed a joke on
yourself from the week before.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah. So here he is calling his body, calls his buddy.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Uh, I'm not being no bottle.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
We just got to watch uncle Greg.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
He says one thing to me about everything, and no,
first you say, I gotta get something real quick.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I got Hey, I gotta know something real quick. He's
on the phone with his buddy. That a speed stack bottle.
That it is in that little Uh that's in that
that tough with and you gave me what's in it?
What's in it? It's trying to get. You have no
idea what's in it.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
It's got something in it.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
You don't know what's in it.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
You can think did it did you pee in a
bottle and put it back in that, or or did
you put that dough you're in in there?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Or what? It's either water, speed, speed stack or pee.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
And if it was pe, it would be your pee, right.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
I'm going to throw up.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
All right, so sou yeah. The rest of the audio,
I don't come anyway. I want to keep everybody's commentary.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
We all got Jared way.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
If you think, if you think mistaking a small black
house dog for a giant rowling coyote will get you
in trouble at at the at the hunting camp, try
following that up.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, and then I get out the bottle of what
female you're in sugar like And there's no comparison, but
but let me tell you that it looks these These
are the kind of lines that going in.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
We're getting ready to go out that afternoon, and he
thinks he's done and he's mad.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
He's ready to fight now because everybody's own And I
said that, Kevin, can we put you out in stand
this afternoon? You're not drinking somebody's feak. The city council
meeting out of the Medeina Bubblegut.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
This is y'all. Y'all gonna love this one. This has
been making its way around YouTube. Oh come on with this.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
It is uh, it's I mean, it may be the
number one watch video right now. An embarrassing moment interrupts
a Medina City Council meeting. Uh YouTube has it documented?
See and you have to see the county member, the
council members as they break out laughing, and it is
so bad they eventually have to call.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
For a recent Now why are they laughing? That would
be because somebody broke.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Large, somebody somebody busted one daring to me, can you
hear it?

Speaker 8 (34:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yes you can? All right, here we go.

Speaker 12 (34:09):
Discussion moved to emerchant clause second adding emergence class and discussion. Mayor,
would you like to speak? That's a first?

Speaker 9 (34:32):
The agreement for architectural daylighting. Oh boy, you can't make
this stuff up. This is a revolving love that comes
from community stop community development, block grant money. We've been

(34:58):
working on this with the state for literal months. It's
been passed through the county.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
We'll wait. She just moved the mind that log.

Speaker 12 (35:10):
After we're gone, they're still going to be discussing. We
have a recess. Recess, Mayor, that's the first.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Where does it come from?

Speaker 13 (35:37):
Would you like to?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I think the mayor, Old Mike, whoever it is is
near the mic, like to, mayor, would you like to
who's the conference who doubts it? Do you think it's

(36:02):
one of them machines? Or is it's real?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
In my mind?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Is real? Is it real? Do you all think that's real?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Well, look, let me ask you this. You're on the
city council. Why would you let that get out?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Have you ever been to a city council meeting? Yeah,
I've actually wanted to do worse.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
He could have just tried to sneak it out and
it happened. Oh no, that's Loud's excellent. What that is?
I mean, that's my become loud, the quality And unless
I ask the mayor to speak, listen.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Madena City Council meeting. And and then and they all
and they and they all, they all break out into

(36:55):
into laughter breaks. Well, here's the thing that ain't nobody
don't ever let anybody get on to you for laughing
at this. Everybody laughs at this. And I mean, here's
the city council. They can't work through it.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Why is that so fun? Why listen?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
It reminds me of a of a safety meeting at
the power company. Mayor, I don't care how you are,
you never outgrow laughing at this. All right, let's listen
to their response after again.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Okay, discussion, mayor would you like to laughing?

Speaker 12 (37:40):
That's a first.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
The agreement for architectural d Lady I.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Love is the lady trying to get through. You see
her face, precious, look at the audience.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
Can't make this stuff up. This is revolving long that
comes from community stop, community development block grant money. We've
been working on this with the state for literally months.
It's been passed through the county.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Where did that come? The second one? I have passed
through the counting.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
The state for literally months. It's been passed through the counting.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Bunch of kids.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
You know, long after we're going they're still going to
be discussing.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
He's right, Oh god, there it is.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yes, if you can get one of them on the
phone and uh and find out what's Surely there's a
spokesperson there they can listen.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
What what is? You know? What is it? What is
our obsession with this natural body function?

Speaker 11 (38:57):
You know?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Sorry, I apologize, but it's hilarious. I love it.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
We documented this even like when my son was just
I mean just a babe in the high chair and
uh he let a dipper rattler go and I mean.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
We and you know we didn't we didn't know.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
We didn't want to laugh and encourage it, you know,
so we just kind of froze and.

Speaker 10 (39:16):
He dies laughing.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I mean, it's bread in Oh what is it about that?
I love it?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
And we just I mean we act like it's bad,
and it is, especially if you're.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
The one next to Yeah, but my goodness, is fun
and I love it all I love.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
I love like sending sending something silent that way, but
I enjoy the noise more.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
The noise is the best.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I think in school because we had those plastic chairs,
you know they I mean they had a they had
a you know, the they oscillated it a frequency that
was unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I mean it was like they were designed to amplify that.
You know what I mean. I'll tell you this. If
you had somebody during the test do that, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
That was one of my favorite way. And this is
an adulthood. This is pretty he said.

Speaker 13 (40:00):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
And Tommy Wilcox, who does an outdoor show on the
Fox Sports channels.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
He he was there for it. He's he still talks
about it.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
And it was one of my finest moments because I
had some great ones when I was young in school
but then it kind of faded and uh, and I'm
out there and we are in a field that has
wild hogs, has about six deer out there. Uh, there
has been a turkey wonder in on the I mean
it's just wildlife galore.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
And we're hunting, but nothing out there that we're to
And then I realized it's getting too dark to see,
but we can still see. And I was sitting in
a plastic chair and the hunting is flying and I
just sat on one and I'm talking about the volume
was so loud. Every piece of animal and livestock scattered
out of the field. They all started running. Like Tommy said,
it was like when Tarzan yelled. And that's y all

(40:47):
the animals reacted to animal. I mean you saw even
even pigs were like what I mean, well, they went
crazy and that kind of volume outdoors. And if you
ever met those people, and me and my brother in
law just goes it's kind of like throwing, but you
got to have an ear for it. Have you ever
met those people somehow just.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Just and they don't hear it. For some reason, they
can't hear it.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Do you ever have you ever met those paper everybody
be laughing at one person's going huh right, you got
to have an ear for it.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, well, well I hear it.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Well, and I appreciate you declared me management material if
I'd worked for the Power. Oh yeah, man, I appreciate
that as a large part of working there. Yeah, Rick,
witness probably my greatest moment the day we had that
photo shoot and I played Mary had a little lamb.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I never heard anything like that.

Speaker 12 (41:32):
I never heard anything like it.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Warning consuming hot dogs and other processed meats increases the
risk of cancer.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Should that be breaking news today?

Speaker 8 (41:45):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
That's the label that a vegan advocacy group wants a
New Jersey court to order Oscar Meyer, Hebrew National, and
other food companies to slap on hot dog packages. Now,
Rick again, I mean, it's some comedy in this. You
might as well laugh, it's cry but this is real stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I don't know why they're they're lumping the Hebrew National
brand and they're these things are kosher.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Well they're saying what it is, not the fact that
it's been blessed or it's free.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Of hogs hot dogs all.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Well, yeah, I mean, look, look, we all know how
hot dogs are made, and if you're not.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
You know, you need to be aware of that.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
It's what's left over after they make everything out a
package of I'm fully aware of what they are.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
I know their role in my life. I know when
they're supposed to be brought in, and I love them.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's it's to me. It's efficiency
in the food system. We eat everything and that's the key.

Speaker 8 (42:45):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
The nonprofit Cancer Project filed a lawsuit Wednesday, a lawsuit.
It's in the court judges, robes, lawyers, and billable hours.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
I would say, at least the hot dog has always
been very transparent about who he is. Unlike spam, which
is such a mystery. We don't even know where to
put a warning on that.

Speaker 10 (43:03):
Or not now.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I mean, we don't know what that is.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Yeah, I mean, at least the hot dog he said,
I've told you what I am.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Spams are going on, Keep guessing.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Rick, It's so potent. I don't even think cancer sales
could survive it. So, just like tobacco causes lung cancer,
processed meats are linked to colon cancer, says the president
of the Cancer Project and an adjunct professor at George
Washington University Medical School.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
In Washington.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Companies that sell hot dogs are well aware of the
danger and their customers deserve the same information. Once again,
this is so nanny state womb to the tomb type coverage. Look,
here's the thing. We want to be informed, but you're
just this is just ridiculous. This is a bunch of overlaggering,

(43:50):
is what it is. And they think they can get
away with it because they got away with it on tobacco. Again,
what Nimrod does not get tobacco smoking is bad.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
For your health.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
Okay, well the jury is in. You're an adult. Make
your own choice.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
Now.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
If you do, don't come to the rest of us
want you to bail out your medical bill. We all
deal with this overweight whatever, whatever. There just has to
come a point where you tell the government enough. You're
already telling me where to drive, how to drive, how
everything I have has to be manufactured. You're taking all
my money, you do. I mean, it's just a constant

(44:27):
stream of the government telling me, telling me, telling me.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I gotta have a seat belt, I gotta do that, I.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Gotta do, gotta do, gotta do, gotta do, gotta oh
we miss one, gotta do you know, And we're trying
to create.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
This utopia where nobody ever gets hurting. We're all gonna
die anyway. Yeah, look, and I've.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Told you and plus I kind of like like, like
Miller says, what is this big upsession with I want
to live to be one hundred and fifty?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Does you know what I say? This that law? Yeah,
you know what I think is a bigger threat to
our help.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
All the pressure of the government puts on us our
high blood pressure is a bigger problem than a few
hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
And it's all because it's just always I'll tell you
what to do.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I'll go step further. Anyone who doesn't have the common
sense to know if I'm if I'm a smokestack, that
may kill me of something sooner than if I'm not.
Anyone who doesn't know I love these people. Remember they
came out that if you eat fast food three meals
a day, okay, three meals a day all the time
because you're too lazy to learn how to cook. Okay,

(45:28):
that that that you that that's unhealthy. I just don't
you know.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
And the people people who don't know that hot dogs,
people who don't know that hot.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Dogs hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
I mean, who doesn't know this. I mean it's in mott.
You do this, you do them here or there. And
here's the thing about it. We're trying to keep these
people alive. They may die in the rain. They may
not know how to get out of the rain, you
know what I mean. I mean, they're gonna step in
front of a bus. You know, I mean, trust me,
you can't keep those people alive. And are the opposite.
They're almost miraculous. Nothing can go that, you know what

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I mean. They're like mister Magoo, right. You know, you
take a guy, he's healthy, he runs, he rides his bike,
he's all.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
This, takes all these extra things, and he'll come down
some terrible disease. And you got good out there wandering around.
I ain't had a good night sleep his whole life.
He lived to be nice.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
And here's here's the thing to look.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
A lot of us living in a ball, A lot
of us. We came in the world out of the river.
A lot of us came into the world when the
sinful flesh came on us. We were dealt a genetic
car that gave us all kinds of disadvantages or advantages.
You know what I mean, now, do we just need
to be stupid. No, that's not what I'm saying. But
I got news for you. You can follow every single
health tip that the government comes up with today.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
To the letter. You gotta die anyway. Okay, you're still
going to die.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
So so what what what the point of this is?
You know my big fears, man, that I would break down.
I would get rid of hot dolls, get rid of
fast food, never eat them, never do anything with them.
Do nothing but eat grilled chicken all the cotton picking time, okay,
with nothing on it. Don't put any butter on anything.
Don't give me any salad dressing, don't don't give me
any condiments. Let me have it dry, let me have

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it blend. Let me work on it, work on it,
work on it. And I get hit by bus. I
mean that would be my luck, you know, and I go, Man,
I could have been had a chili dog to day.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Think about this too.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
This is what's crazy if you if you believe in evolution,
you should let these people go anyway. And vegans complaining
about hot dogs is like the Amish mad about.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Gas processing Bubba.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
We will now go to a story that has gripped
the world. And that is Paul the occopus, who is
a soccer prognosticator Psyche one hundred percent. This octopus has
been on picking the World Cup matches. Now he gat
himself into a bit of trouble in his home country

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of Germany.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
Picked against the home team, picked.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Against Germany, picked Spain and Spain one speedy as we speak,
is now about to hand the phone over to us,
and we're about to speak with the zoo where Paul
is located. Hello, this is the Rick and Bubba Show
the United States calling.

Speaker 13 (48:14):
Hello. That's Daniel.

Speaker 9 (48:15):
Hi.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
Hello to the American nation.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Hello Daniel. How are you doing Daniel? Uh Daniel, How
is Paul today?

Speaker 13 (48:24):
Paul quite well, thank you he is. Yeah, he's been
a bit busy the last days, but he's now quite well.
Just hiding in his corner having a bit of sleep
for tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Uh Daniel, This is Bubba, glad to have you on
the show. First off, let us ask where are you from?
We notice you do not have a German accent.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
Well, actually, nice to hear it. Well, if you believe
it or not, I'm I'm German and I can speak
within German accent if you want me to I would
come Speerman.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Daniel, can take I would prefer that.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Now you where you going with your American accent? Because
to us you sounded a little Australian yell.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
Right.

Speaker 13 (49:02):
The thing is people tell me that I adapt excellence
of people I talked to. Sorry for that one, but
if you want me to, I try to speak very
very German.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Can I tell you?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Can I tell you this, Daniel, whatever whatever you do,
do not embrace our action.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yeah, that'll copyright.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Now, Daniel, let's talk about Paul now that how did
this start on?

Speaker 9 (49:23):
You?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Tell us what you were How did you discover that
your your octopus there had amazing ability to predict World
Cup matches?

Speaker 13 (49:33):
Well, the thing was that actually we were playing with
octopus Paul the whole time. Actually, so we give him
boxes to open up lids and to get the food
out of there. And we also know that he is
loving to play with balls, and so we thought, why
not just giving them the chance to bat on football games.
And we did that first on European Championship at two

(49:55):
thousand and eight and he had the eighty percent rate
this that time. So we try to do this time
and the World Cup and he had been one hundred
percent right now?

Speaker 10 (50:05):
Now is he is?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
He is?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
He predicted the outcome of every match or just the
match Germany is there.

Speaker 13 (50:11):
It's every single match from the German football team and
during this World Cup, so that means six times right
just after the other.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Right now, when he picked Spain, the German people they're
not happy. And now Spain has won. Are you concerned
a backlash? About some backlash or some angry Germans wanting
to eat Paul, wanting to do harm to Paul?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
What's the situation there?

Speaker 13 (50:40):
All right, I'll tell you what the situation is. Actually,
the situation is that many people are upset about the
German player. Yes, but most of the people, even the
German people, know that football has to do something with
the persons who play football and not always with octopuses.
So Paul the octopus had to do. His job was

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to predict football games, right, and what he did was
one hundred percent correct till yesterday. So he did his
job very very well. What he not did was he
couldn't change the game so that Germany was winning. So
they knew what was going on and what would be
going on. And now you see the German couldn't Yes,

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couldn't win?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Did did Does Paul do research? Did he since the
German players were spent? Or is it Psaki saying.

Speaker 13 (51:30):
Well, actually, commerly, it's pykick, So he knows what's going
on in the team. Yes, that's why he doesn't want
to watch television anyway, because he knows what's going on
in in future, so.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
He doesn't research it at all. It's all psychic, a
psychic octopus.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, and again we're talking to Daniel Phie see life
is it Albert heusen Zoo.

Speaker 13 (51:52):
It's Oberhausen.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
In Germany right now.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
So Daniel Winn, we understand he will try to pick
the winner of the World Cup final even though Germany's
not in it. Do you think that will affect his abilities?

Speaker 13 (52:08):
Well, we will see what he will do. Tomorrow is
on Friday at eleven o'clock German time. Is he will
battle the game between Uruguay and Germany and we will
give it a try. If he's going to pick the
finalist either, So we will see because that is a
game for him and we have to see if that

(52:29):
works out well. But probably he will pick even the
finalists yet.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
So Paul the prognosticating octopus will pick the third place
game first, and then he will go for the finals
if he's incorrect in the third place game, will you
even attempt the final?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (52:44):
Okay, yeah, well you won't know. He'll pick them both
play them later that day.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Well that's true.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
So Daniel, one more question. You said he likes to
play with balls, Like what what? What kind of things does.

Speaker 10 (52:55):
He play with?

Speaker 13 (52:57):
What do you want to hear?

Speaker 8 (52:58):
Now?

Speaker 13 (52:58):
Okay, I mean old balls, soccer.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Ball, soccer ball, we call it soccer Dan, you please
don't call it football. I mean, does he not Bredton?

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Does he play with with tennis balls, basketballs or just
soccer balls?

Speaker 13 (53:13):
Well, actually it's all kinds of balls. But he prefers
to have colored balls, so pastic balls in the colors
of you blue and red and green and yellow and
all that stuff. He really likes that.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
So what does he I mean, what does he do
with it?

Speaker 13 (53:28):
Yeah, that's what I just wanted today. He's, uh, these
plastic balls are filled with air and they're very light,
so they throw it up to the surface of the
tank and he's going up to the balls and take
him down and just let him pop up, pop pop,
up again. So that's his game. He really likes.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Well, Daniel, thanks for your time. I know you're in
high demand. Give Paul our best, and.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
We will be watching tomorrow. We will be watching my friend.

Speaker 13 (53:55):
Okay, man, I'm glad to speak to all Americans.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Thank you, Bubba.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
You know, one of the things that we've tried to
acclimate our new employees to when they come here, interns
as well. It's a very rough place here. It's a
very difficult place to work, and people give you a
hard time. And you know, every time you come in,
whatever outfits you got on, everybody's got a critique it.
And you know, hey, where's your call? You call your son,
he's missing shirt? You bashing police. Yeah, we've been all
through this and we're all real good to get on

(54:24):
each other with that. Yeah, right, well, hey, don't wear
a shirt like twice in a week. They'll call you
on rotating a little tight.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Right, Right.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
I go buy a bunch of new clothes because I
kept hearing it, right, So and Greg, Yeah, it's already started.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
We go.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
And obviously Greg's color blind because all his shirts are
in the green shade.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
But that's fine. If you're gonna maybe behind the green
is my color? You ever thought about that? I know
Lisa got him, so she must like you and green.
How about this?

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Maybe you got every say the green, maybe maybe through Friday.
Maybe I like to be.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Lucky, so uh, maybe he's a leftrecunt. But Greg, I
had to remind Greg saint Patty's days and more, and
I'll end up like a red shirt that day.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
I've never seen anyone be that parent about getting pinched.
But look, how about this. I ain't never seen anybody
but I prayed about gaming paint, getting paint. That's how
I really talk with I don't have my broadcast. But
here's the thing. Greg said, even though he worked for
the Southern Company, a hard working pole climbing, I'm talking

(55:23):
about hurricane fixing, crazy stuff, brutal men with rough skin.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
And you said this place.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Is more brutal than any way you've ever worked. Well, yeah,
because it's constant and we could get rough out there.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Don't get me wrong. Of course, you know the closed thing.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
We were provided clothes by the company, so you know,
we all had the same thing.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
So it was hard.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
But oh, it's brutal out there, but in here is
I mean, I can't even breathe. I never get a
break from it, all right, and Ryan, and they won't
let you. You can't say nothing. And Ryan, maybe you
need somebody to get your clothes here. Okay, I'll wear
a new Rick and Bubba shirt every day.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
About that?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
And Ryan, what you're saying you like to ring for
the discussion today. Greg's new tennis shoes sure got you say.
I didn't know they were at first when I first
got here, because I knew that that that Hunter and
Kaitlyn was here. I thought, actually maybe that the kids
maybe were taking back Betty's tennis shoes, like some new
tennis shoes that Bubba maybe got her for Valentine's didn't fit,

(56:18):
and Greg had stuck him on.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I tell Caitly, I told k get your mom's tennis
shoes back. I will Gregs got them all stretching them out. Rick,
I will say this, Okay, I was concerned.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Look if you went tried about tennis shoes, they got
all these colors shocks, and so I just wanted a
white pair of shoes. Okay, hey, you got them, Rick, granted.
Of course, here I go with another movie reference. I
do look like Ruben Feffer in Along came Polly when
he wore was when he wores coming from the shoes
to go saused dancing.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
All right, I didn't know that. You know what I'm
talking about?

Speaker 5 (56:52):
All right now, Greg, I know you, but let me
say this this coming from if you've seen those pointed
toe ones, I tell you what you do. You bring
those pointed toes, what make pictures of them? And you
let people vote on whose look like women's and who's don't.
Those are women's shoes, no doubt, r you wear women's shoes. No, yes, yes,
he got minished, got wrong. Tell you they may be
in style church you see his part women's I.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Thought they may stylish.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Yeah, yeah, if you're the ftd flourisht and you're gluing
greg s they do.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
If he had a funny hat and go with hag. Greg,
I know.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
You love your daughter, and I know she's a cheerleader.
I think you're getting cheerleading shoes. It's a little much
to help her out. Stuff Southern sample came in here, Southern.
I didn't know you'd help her stunt.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
I'll tell you what. Hey, they're a little bit bright, hey,
but there's nothing coming in about them.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I know you'll go sweater like if you didn't go.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Shoes Southern sampler? Go ahead. Yeah I did notice they
looked a little little cheerleader.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Oh you know what's gonna be bad when you look?
And I got one on them because I buried that
other one and lost it. So that's what's really gonna be.
I didn't know you needed to tell Greg where'd.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
That o them? Go? Then sell the sampler?

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Limping down the hall, Maybe it's guy Craig challenge needs
the tumble.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
You don't need to tumble to. You ain't spicker up
and state he's the base, you know what I mean?
Just I've heard of I knew it was.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Here's the challenge. Here's the challenge. We're gonna quit hollering.
You bring them girls shoes of yours and you wear them.
And I'm gonna wear these.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I wish you because this bunch was like that got
a little sense.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
But whoever's here will judge on who's look gay, girly
and who's done.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah, mine a little bride. I'll give them. Man, they're
a little white. Yeah they're bright, but they don't right.
But that's the way you like them. I can't tell
you bubballized because I've seen him on the court. Wow,
that's right. He looks like he's ready for the court.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
And now I asked you your shoes were so white, Greg,
I told speed, if he didn't mind to walk up
down the hall, somebody's gonna trip over the box.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Because you just took him out. Okay, I knew you
said him out that bride.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
I'll give you that, even but I wear my I
wear my brown Clarks and he calls me moccasin. I
mean when you want to do flip. Just no, I'm
still looking because I'm gonna find it tennis. And by
the way you look on that shirt there, we've seen it.
Now it ain't It ain't as hard as that is
that sweater you were. But I'm on fine because I
know he's got a tennis racket somewhere, because he's taking.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Greg I read. I hate.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
There's nothing wrong, great hate, bubb If anything, you got
your doublest part, and that he's got, maybe.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I got we got a little surprise pulled in. You
don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
I'll tell you what Ryan serious business and you are
yard feel guilty.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Oh No. I came by this morning and I saw
a homeless man.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
He's missing his jacket and you know what I mean,
you take it off of him on the way end,
A use pan has got a new bullet holes in
shot done in it when I first is a guy
who wears either a Dolphins shirt or a Frenzy Softball
shirt every day?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
That's true. Now I want to argue that every day
and he don't tell somebody either that or what what
what do you say you did? You did that or
you went backstreet boy? Yeah, dresses like the back one
back ever noticed that? Greg? Let me see the shoes.
He can't get his foot up? Well, what's wrong with that?
We need we need to take a picture of these

(01:00:02):
and get him in What wrong with that? It's a
little white.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Just do this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Let me close mind saying ready, Okay, Greg, I've seen shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Is not that wies they got them on now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
No, No, he's got some more bowls Yeah, yeah for
turkey toss shoes and they were making fun of them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Guys, what they're brand new?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Sampler, sampler, Your parents are still in your clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
You haven't got nothing to now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Look remember now, look, remember what we talked about, and
you have to be real careful Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I see shoe assistants walk around and shoes ain't that white?

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
I almost say it again, Okay, granted, if words work
on the maternity ward, I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Will say it one more time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
You bring those girls shoes you and you set them.
They used to take them on any day, and see
which one's the most manly you've You've just seen his shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It just needs a little dirt on them. Just a
little dirt on just takes your only grief. It's the brightness.
I want them to stay wide. I would too. I
know I look a lot quicker in them. That's right.

Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
We saw your film. It looks like him feet. We're
just digging right and that. But but what he has
to be careful of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
This was gonna happen that new shoe stuff if you
spray them with it to keep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Them out wide. Now these are run out of the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I think what's really sets them off are the dark
jeans you're wearing with them.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I'm standing that I need a prayer of tennis. Short.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Let me chase you. We've talked about this on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Let me tell that fine line and you got master
were new and I wanted to wear them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I know you know, you may.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
And Greg was running up down the hall, say, look
how fast am. When I was a kid, when I
got new shoes, I had to run in them. Yeah,
so I'm doing that this, how about this? But there's
that fine line because we're all forty plus here now,
there's that line of if you try to get too
in style, we're old enough now that that's creepy for
our kids. You may like, Ryan, Yeah, well no maybe today. Yeah,

(01:01:57):
by the way, yea on the highest fifty five. I
actually I actually went out without a coach to that,
went back in and got it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
See it was like thirty two when I came out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Yeah, you know, there comes a time where we got
to find that place where we can't be in style
because that's creepy for your children. But then you don't
want to also be you know, too far down the way.
I may be pushing that line. Greg, you're good, you're safe,
don't worry about you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
You're good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
And my sons, he was with me when I bought
him your to day. He's kind of looked at me like,
that's why, that's what you're going with. Yep, that's what
I'm going with.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Well, you're somebody's dad.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
You wear extremely comfortable somebody and they're white like you
like them. And I think Sweedy's onto it. These dark pants.
They kind of heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Well, well, you wear jeans most of the time, and
that what you're going to the summer though. They'll look
really sharp. Now you're a little early with them.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
A lot of people won't know if it's past labor
Day yet, you know, I mean, you got them dogs yet?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Oh, Greg, Oh, you got.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
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