November 17, 2022 • 35 mins
There’s so much information in your spit. Today Nikki and Andrew with the help of 23andMe find out what there is to discover in theirs. Listen as they “spitball” about all the stuff they've learned from their genetic data.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Have you ever thought about how incredibly complex I spit is.
It may only be water, but just aliva isn't simple.
That remaining one percent holds incredibly meaningful information that could
change everything. And I'm not just talking about your family
treat ha. I'm Barret day Thurston and on this season
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of Spit and I Heart Radio podcast with twenty three
and Me, we explore how DNA isn't just about ancestry,
it can also be key to understanding your health. Hello, Hello,
and welcome back. On today's episode, we've got comedian and
infamous roaster Nicky Glazer, host of the Very Funny Nicki
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Glazer Podcast. Nikki and her co host Andrew recently took
a twenty three and Me test and are here to
share what they learned in their reports, and honestly, they
might be having a little too much fun with it.
There's so much that Nicki and Andrew didn't know about
their jeanete and all the incredible things you can learn.
Of course, there's all the amazing insights on your health
and ancestry, but what really blew their minds was the
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nitty gritty, from what types of ear lobes you have
to your preference for vanilla versus chocolate ice cream. Nicki
and Andrew get into it all with their patented brand
of brutal honesty. More importantly, for Nikki, the real takeaways
were in her health reports. The information she learned will
definitely play a factor in her future decision making, whether
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it's taking your reports to a doctor for more insight,
adjusting your diet, or both. There's a lot to take away.
And speaking of diets, if you're a listener to the show,
it's no secret that dieting has always been important to Nikki,
and seeing as she was predisposed to weigh six percent
less than average, was definitely a positive takeaway. As Nikki
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puts it, learning all these incredible things about yourself from
your DNA really makes you feel seen. Finally, seeing that
both Nikki and Andrew have a fifty chance at matching
a musical pitch, they had to test it. Nikki even
breaks out a guitar to check andrew skills. Do you
think he nailed it? Let's listen in and find out.
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The Nikki Glazer Podcast Nicky Gazer, here's Nikki. Hello, welcome
to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer.
I am joined by Andrew, Colin and Noah in Arizona,
Andrews in St. Louis. I'm in Los Angeles. Today's episode
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is a special one brought to you by us, but
through UM three and me. Andrew and I both did
UH and me reports which we got sent these like
kids that just come in the mailbox, not even like
especially I didn't have to go to the package room.
UM and you open it up and you just spit
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into a two and then you seal it up and
then you send it back. It was, I mean, honestly,
one of the easiest things I've ever done. I thought
it was going to be a lot more swabbing happening.
And I will say that there was a piece of
carrot that was in my spit from when I had
been crunching some carrots before. So in the spit tube
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I had to dig out a bigger chunk of carrot.
A tiny chunk of carrot did get caught in it.
So I did get the report back. I'm seventy rabbit
and so I think that was you know, I think
the kit was infiltrated by the carrot. No, they didn't
seem to mind. Yeah, that you're going to be a ginger.
I saw, yeah, it was, I did. I did was.
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I was like, these people have seen it all like
there was a little bit of like tint to my
my spit. I was like, they're gonna be I know,
they don't care. They've steened it all over at twenty
three and me. But I spit in that tube. I
mean it's fairly easy to do. You got a you know,
I felt like it was almost a sexual thing of
just like trying to make your own lube. Oh yeah, yeah,
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I just been in the box and just they can't. Yeah,
eventually you ever done one before one of these toys? No,
my little brother did. So I figured if we had
the same parents, it was going to be close. Uh. Yes,
turns out the parents Yeah, yeah, we found out his
dad and mom were different. Yeah he was. He was milkman.
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I that was always the person that your mom banged
instead of your dad. Was the milkman. How like different,
Like there was no bumble, no tinder, So you have
to have sex with the milkman like that. The pharmacist,
the locals shot doctor. Yeah, um so yeah, I just
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sent that off and then got and now with this thing.
I thought it was, you know, the old twenty three
of me. My dad also got one report before, and
so we got to kind of see our ancestry report,
and it was pretty much what we had guessed. It
was very Irish, very German, um a little bit of
h I had a little bit of Scandinavian and French
in me, which I was excited about. But then now
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there's just so many more things that you can find out.
Um on the rear Targerian Targerian dragons, Well it is.
I couldn't really say you were trying to save yourself, like, no,
I knew exactly what you were going for. I was
just gonna let you dig your own grave. Yeah it
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feels like I feels like a dragon just death. But
it's anyways. My dad had gotten it and shared as results.
But I was always like, oh, I guess I don't
need to do it. But now that there's so much
more that they can find out for you, um, there's
like all of the it's like you get a whole
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health report that has your traits things physical features, uh like,
and just like also health things that you should know
about that you might be more likely to have in
your life and maybe pass on to your children if
you have them. And I just wanted to go over
our results because some of them are pretty hilarious and
and I just want to break it all down, um,
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in terms of like my UM health, I was I
lucked out. I'm pretty healthy person. I don't have many
like um, the things that they were alerting me about.
But you know, you can find out stuff that really
could affect your health later in life, or like your
family's health later in life, things you're presupposed to genetically. Um.
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I have a likelihood, I found out of developing type
two diabetes. That's the kind that you're like, you can develop.
I don't really know the difference between the two, but
I guess I should now because I have a likelihood
of developing type two diabetes. And it said that that
likelihood would start between the ages of thirty eight and
eighty and I just like that. I was like, did
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they choose thirty eight because I am thirty eight. They're like,
you don't even get a year before you start worrying
about this ship, bitch. Uh. I like they were watching
in real time happen, Like it's it's starting, Like I
could see the Type two in you. For sure, I
could see it. It's like, it's like, this is the start,
this is the start of a whole new life instead
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of buying a sports car. You're like, I got type
two diabetes. That's my midlife crisis. Um, what starts at
thirty eight in your life? That's the only thing that
I've ever seen where that the that is the marker.
And I'm like, why it would be much nicer to
be like if it were you know, I was it
was thirty six, and I'd be like, Okay, I'm two
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years in. I've already like escaped it. It's like, note,
this is worrying about this now. So that's something I
can be on the alert up because I didn't. I
really didn't know that about myself at all, and I
would have assumed that was not prone to because I
just I don't really I don't really know my family's
health history as much as I should. And I think
this gives me a little bit more insight into that.
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I also have one variant of a rare genetic disorder
that um, I found out if I mate with someone
who also has another variant of this, we could pass
on the m C a D deficiency. It sounds really scary.
I was like, Oh my god, what is this and
what it is is um if we both if I
mate with someone who also has this rare variant UM
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that our kid could get this and what the what
the symptoms are? I was like, Oh no, what is
it gonna be? Like it has like a golf ball
head or you know, like their arms don't disconnect from
their torso, or they have a claw feet or something,
which are all like things that are you know, I
want to say this with no judgment if you are
someone that carries those things or if you know someone
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that I'm just saying, those are possible genetic deformities that
you can have if you mate with someone that also
if you like happen if I in the person that
matches with you, but mine is, I was like, Oh,
what's this gonna be. I gotta get Chris tested if
we want to have kids, like I don't want our
kid to like have something that affects them. And the
symptoms of this deficiency are our kid would just get
dizzy spells if he ever fast it does it he doesn't,
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so our kid. I'm like, Chris, if we made we
gotta make sure our kid does not do intermittent fasting.
We gotta keep him away from the Joe Rogan podcast.
He can't listen to that, Like it's just such a
funny like you yeah, yeah, he can't do UFC biting
because he might get a little bit lightheaded and it's um,
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yeah exactly. He cannot be Muslim. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's
gonna it's gonna be a tough life for him. I
saw this report and it was like, you know, there's
like a um a, no, we're definitely having a boy.
Are you kidding me? That's part of my report? Um,
I must have a boy. No. On the on the report,
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it had like a exclamation point of like make sure
you see this, don't miss this, And I'm like, what
kid doesn't get dizzy from not eating? Like I mean,
I just feel like it was just a really funny trait. Um.
But they give you other stuff too. I was just
lucky to have like none of those other ones. Did
you have any of like the health ones Andrew that
were like red flags, I'm gonna have a lisp and
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not be able to pronounce tarians not real, but you
know what that it's not a real one, but no,
I had nothing really like jump out at me because
I am a bit of a hypochondriac, so I was
a little worried about learning genetic disposition or whatever like
our predisposition. I don't know if I want to know
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these things, like part of me would like to be
kept in the dark, but I get it, like if
I think you have a sponsibility if it's out there
to know it, and yeah, it's especially a lot of
these things are just variants that you have on your
genetic so they won't display in a child unless you
mate with someone who also has the same one, like
the chances. So if you do have this thing, you
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can get your partner tested and then if they're in
the clear, then you don't have a chance of passing
this trade down onto a child. And your kid can
stand up quickly after fasting and not get dizzy it off,
and if they do have to trade, it's an easy
out if you don't really want to be with them anyways.
So listen, I don't want my daughter to be dizzy
when she gets intorectic and never really someday because I
passed it down to her from just you know, more
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nurture than nature. Um, so I you didn't have anyone
that said I thought you were going to be no
offense riddled with these things like it just seems like
you don't even have like a likelihood of diabetes. Like
how did I get that? I don't know. I guess
you the carrot was in there. Uh, maybe it was
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to tell your girlfriend, like, it's not you, it's twenty
three in me. That's hilarious. It is an easy way
you're having other women. No, babe, it's a genetic test. Um. Yeah,
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so what else? I like, I went through the traits, Like,
so you go into health and traits and you see
you get this whole report and you get to see, um,
there's this one part. Let me just go to it
real quick. Traits. You're more likely to drink less caffeine,
which is yes, a month ago, I would say this
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is crazy, but Andrew. Andrew was shocked by the amount
of caffeine I consume. I really don't respond to caffeine
that much. It found that I'm less, I'm more likely
to dress drink less caffeine is my body doesn't respond
to caffeine like other people do. Um, which is what
they found in my report. And it actually checks out.
And I wouldn't have known this had I not quit
caffeine recently, although my my decaf coffee intake has has
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remained the same amount as it was before I quit caffeine.
So what I'm craving is not the caffeine, and what
I'm craving is the ritual of getting coffee and having
this warm, like latte drink. It wasn't about the caffeine
at all. I got a little bit of like caffeine headaches,
but it was not anywhere compared to what I thought
it was going to be and what I read about
when people quit caffeine. And yeah, so that actually like
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totally checked out. I was shocked to see that in
my report. And then at the same time, I was
weaning off caffeine and I found that, Um, I still
drink as much coffee, it's just all decaffe So I'm
not craving the caffeine. And it was right about that. Um,
I like this one. You're predisposed to weigh six percent
less than the average. I just I love a percentage
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in anything, you know, Like it's just yeah, it says
I'm predspposed to weigh six percent less than average. It's
like you're going to be you could be kind of skinny.
You don't even expect it. I don't say that that
is dead on. I'm about I think that it actually
did help me because I have been so obsessed with
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part of my life has been like dieting and staying
underweight so much of my life, and like from the
time that I was even I never made it to
like what my body is supposed to be it as
an adult before I was starving myself, so I never
really knew. I was just always so scared that it
was going to go over that I was always starving myself.
But really, I'm if I just let my body do
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its thing, I'm going and eat like a normal person,
I will I will be on average. I bet, I guess.
I guess six percent less, way six percent less than
most people, which is like it makes sense. My dad
is like this lanky build and that was interesting to read. Um,
my genetic mescle competisition is rare in elite athletes. Well,
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no fucking ships. They probably tested like the way I
closed the cap on the thing, and we're like, this
is not even all the way on. Yeah, I don't
so it's rare and okay, so you have Okay, that's in.
My genetic muscle composition is rare. Yours is not. Yeah,
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mine is in. Actually it's in. I have a body
of a guy that would be really good at sports apparently. Yes,
I mean, but doesn't that make sense for you? Like,
doesn't didn't that feel so good to read? Yeah? It
made me actually work out the word elite athlete. If
this is a selling point to get guys to buy
this report, you can see if your muscle composition is
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that of likely to be an elite athlete. I didn't
know that these things could tell you that. I mean,
I think, uh, I think it's right. I think I
definitely have it in my I just you can't think
it's right. This is science. It is right. But you
want I mean, every you've always said that you have,
like you're a natural athlete. That makes sense for you
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for sure? For sure? No, it does? It does it definitely.
It just made me feel happy. Like but then it's like,
if I'm not in shape or if I'm not feeling athletic,
I'm like, well, it's there your potential. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
goshas sixties six percent chance to not have dimples. Yeah,
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so there are all these reports about like what your
likelihood is of like having these different things. Um, I
want to go through all dimples I have. Yeah, I
have sixties percent chance I don't have dimples. Well, you're right,
twenty three I do not have dimples. Thanks for rubbing
it in that I'm not adorable. Um, cleft chin. These
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are all genetic things apparently, Um, chance you do not
have a cleft chin. Well, they're right, I do not
have one might chance that never had Dan druff? Who
knew dandruff was genetic? I do not have Dan Dreff.
Did you get these reports for yourself? Andrew? I did
I think there was. I had a stronger chance of
having Dan druff, which I do have. Dandre he has
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a fifty fifty chance of dandruff. Yeah, so I got
the bad fifty. Yeah. How do you take care of
your Dan druff? Um? I let it run wild and
see what happens. No, is it like a thing where
you're like insecure about it? Like does it come down
on your shoulders? Sometimes it used to. I mean, yeah,
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head and shoulders, it really does? Do you use head
and shoulders? And I didn't know head and shoulders. I
used because I use another product for hair loss, which
says that actually this says early hair loss, not likely.
I guess I'm old enough where it's late hair. Yeah,
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let's be honest with what they're meaning by that. You're
not a young and you might dress like you're twenty two.
But um yeah, let's not forget that's that was right? Yeah,
I mean obviously earlobe type. What about your ear lobe type?
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Because I always knew that this was a genetic predisposition,
was like, if your ear lobes are connected to your
head or not at the bottom, minor detached or no? No, no,
they're connected. Let me see this. Hold on, let me
go to this. Yeah, no, your notes are not connected.
Oh that's not connected. No, that's a dangling like will
you just let go of it for a second. Hold on,
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will you just flick it? Let me see what the
kind of emotion we got there? Yeah, yours are detached? Mine? Oh?
Minor attached? As fuck? What I've never even noticed? You
never noticed? Look at interesting? It goes right down. There's
no like they're attached. I'm very proud of my attached
your lips, I love them so much. It's my favorite,
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one of my favorite things about myself. But my three
me reports said that I'm likely to have detached ear lobes,
so I am beating the odds. I I had a
chance of having these ears, and I got them. Baby,
I gotta your ear wax type? Um, mine is so
chance that I have wet, sticky ear wax? Well you
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nailed it, uh. I do I think Asian people have dry,
flaky ear wax. I think it's more crumbly and dry.
That's the thing I heard, and it makes sense because
I don't have any um. None of my ancestors are
from that area. But my ear wax. I wish they
would have given me like a report about how much
i'd have, because I produce so much. I feel like
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it's like this should be of my body. Is ear wax,
because that is how much I have. But it is
wet and sticky and orange. It looks like carrots you
can find. Maybe you need to break up with your
boyfriend and v also has wet ear wax, because that
will be just too much that our child will just
be using wax and all over the place. That one
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Mary Jo Museum or oh yeah, Madam Tussods. Yea, our
child will just be twist sculpture. Um what about eye color?
Did they nail it for you? Actually? Yeah, I said
I'm likely to have blue or green and your boys
got hazel. So that's uh yeah, what percentage? It doesn't
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have percentage on my stuff. See, it's just like because
my my sister and I definitely have different genetics because
my sister's eyes are brown and mindset, I have a
less than one percent chance of brown eyes. And it
said it nailed it for me chance of blue eyes.
Um so, and then what about finger length ratio? This
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was something I read about that if your ring finger
is longer than your index finger, you're more likely to
be a lesbian. Or maybe was your ring finger. Maybe
it is the other one, my ring Wait, hold on,
let me look it up because there was like a
thing going around on TikTok ring finger ring finger point lesbian.
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Let me just type this in because for a while
I send it to all my friends and it kind
of depends on how you hold your hand. Um, oh yeah,
it's a This is in the BBC. Length of ring
and index fingers are linked to sexuality. Women whose left
index and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely
to be lesbians. A studies suggests my left hand they
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are exactly the same length, So I think i'm um scientists.
Specially with the fingers of eighteen pairs of female identical
twins where one was straight in the other gay. On average,
the lesbians but not the straight twins had different sized
index and ring fingers, typically a male trait, but only
on the left hand. So yeah, exactly typically a male trait.
Um it said, I have a six percent chance my
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ring finger is longer than my index finger. It is
slightly longer, slightly longer, but almost the exactly the same size. Freckles.
Did you have a report A boy? Your freckles little
freckling is But I have a few frecks, but nothing crazy.
I mean I used to have more as a kid.
But yeah, I have a seventy percent chance that I
have few, if any freckles. Um hair photo bleaching. I
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did not understand this chance that you will experience hair
photo bleaching. What does that mean I have a less
likely chance to experience this. I don't know photo bleaching.
It I think is that when basking in the warmth
of a sunny day is one way to lighten your
mood and your hair. Photo bleaching is what happens when
hair color lightens after a long exposure to the sun. That, yeah,
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my hair turns gray air. I think, Um, yes, I
do experience hair photo bleaching because I used to get
like white hair after the summer. So that's correct hair texture.
Um it nailed it from me. Chance of slightly wavy hair.
That is definitely my hair slightly wavy. What about yours?
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I know, I think, why don't you pull up your report?
What are we doing here? Let's go to break and
come back with more about Andrew's hair texture right after
this when he gets this report pulled up. Okay, we're back, Andrew,
Um is gonna you have wavy hair. It predicted that,
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let's say, what like really quickly newborn hair. It's it
predicted that I had little or no hair at birth,
which is I I don't even remember. But that's so
cool that I could know that. It also predicts the
chances that you have red hair. I have a one
percent chance of having red hair. I only have it
on my asshole, So it was right. Um the skin pigmentation,
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um it definitely got it right. I have thtce of
very fair skin and then chance of moderately fair. So
I am a whitey white white bitch. Um uh sixty
chance I have stretch marks. I don't have stretch marks,
So it got that wrong. I am a goddess. Toe
length ratio um chance that you have a longer big toe,
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um and percent chance that my long I have a
longer big toe. Percent chance that I have a longer
second toe. My second toe is longer. I beat the
odds predicts a u a brow. If you have a
uni brow percent chance I do not have a uni brow.
I do not. There's a forty two ship. I like
how they phrase this. Chance you have a little bit
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of a uni brow is being delicate. You have a
little bit of one, A little bit of one that
comes a lot a widow's peak. Do you have a
widows speak chance? I don't have one. Well, you got
deep tracks too that are accentuating that. I can't tell
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if that was actually your hairline before or if you
ever seated on the sides creating one. I have a
hair which my wife wish she was a widow having
fun where it talk about taste and smell. It smells
like if you. It says I'm likely to smell asparagus
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in p which isn't true. I can't smell it. Um,
so I'm beating the odds there. I likely that I
can taste bitter cilantro taste aversion. I would love to
see Noah's report for this, because she hates cilantro. She
tastes soap, and I have a slightly higher odds of
disliking cilantro. But I love cilantro. It is one of
my favorite flavors. So that's um. I beat the odds
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for that. This is crazy ice cream flavor preference. I'm
more likely to prefer chocolate over vanilla, and god damn
are they right. I don't understand people who would ever
prefer vanilla over chocolate. I know vanilla is a taste
and that it isn't the lack of like some people
associate vanilla with like plain No, vanilla is a specific taste.
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What would you like? What do you like more? It
tells me that I'm more likely to like chocolate, but
I am. Um, I would say I lean more to vanilla. Sorry,
I'm not gonna yeah, I like it if you want
to do, but you get no topping. No, you get
no topping. You just get a bowl of ice cream.
You were gonna go vanilla over chocolate because I like
a vanilla shake over a chocolate shake. WHOA, I am
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blown away? Okay, sweet versus salty? What did it say
for you? It's right under ice cream. For me, it
says I likely prefer sweet, and they are correct, sir
um salty for me. That's why I guess you know,
to go down? They do? They say, they say, Nikki,
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the combination of your genetics and other factors make you
likely to prefer sweet sex. So they take everyone's results
and then they put them against each other, and then
based on surveys they do they can determine, um, what
you like. And so they nailed it for me, and
then I really loved this. Then they do. There's a
whole section called weird and Wonderful, and there's eleven different traits.
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Um there the thing um. First of all, I just
want to say that it is I says I'm less
likely than average to have a bunyan, And boy, is
that off fear of heights. I'm more likely than average
to be afraid of heights. That is true, I am
less likely to have a fear of public speaking. That
is not true. I had a huge fear of it.
I had to conquer it. Flat feet, I am less
likely to have flat feet. I do not have flat feet.
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Um that is correct, less likely to have thick care
Fuck you twenty three and me. You're right on that one.
Ms aphonia. I am more likely to hate chewing sounds.
That is true. I don't. I don't. I like some
of them. The only ones I can't stand are my mom.
She choose with her mouth clothes, but her jaw cracks
in a way that discuss me. Mosquito bite frequency, well,
this just came out last week that that your smell,
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and you're like, if you have this certain kind of
chemical in your skin, mosquitoes are more likely to bite you.
And I am likely to be bitten more often than others.
I actually, as a kid, got bitten a lot, and
I don't anymore. I do think it's because of a
vegan diet. That's when I felt the shift um motion sickness,
I'm more likely to experience most sickness. I do not
feel like that is true for me. Photo Photic sneeze reflects.
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That means when you see a light you might sneeze.
I am likely to not have that, and a wake
up time. What is your wake up time? It gives
you or likely to wake up around uhifty six years old?
It's everything works out, am, Why what are you yeah?
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Which is so early? I would love if they said
yeah yeah. But then the really interesting one, which we're
going to test out is ability to match musical pitch.
I have about a chance of being able to match
a musical pitch. I don't really understand exactly what this means.
If you hear a music note, musical note, can you
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sing it back while matching pitch comes natch? Oh, this
is just being if you have good pitch or not.
So Noah, give us notes and then um, we'll go
back and forth and try to match them. And really
the only way to determine if we're right is based
on the other people who are hearing it in our listeners.
So listeners will see what is your musical pitch likelihood? Well,
I believe, so we'll see what happens. Let's see what
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it is. I have a feeling that you have a
pretty good pitch based on I think I get here. Well,
I don't think I can say it's like the same way.
I can't. Yeah, so I don't know, babe. Okay, so
let's let's try it out. No, will you give us,
um some pitches? Okay, let me give you all right.
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This guy falls down a well, his dog saves him,
and I think it will be great. Let's buy twelve episodes. Um,
all right, Andrew, you go first, so she'll give you
a note and then you have to match it. Okay,
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Ben fail, I can't get that high. Let's do it again. Okay,
not do it to a different note. I'll just bring
out my guitar. Hold one. You should get out your guitar. Okay, Um,
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I don't know if it's here perfectly to Okay, Andrew,
match this wrong? Wrong? You know? Because I can. I
think I have a good fetch m a little higher,
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but it's on the same What do you do an
open like g string or something? Okay, I'm serious, Andrew,
you're off. Bessie's were right to us and tell us
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what because I really can't tell. But I think I'm right,
but I always do. Okay, all right, I don't think
I'm right. Okay, final thought, Um, a couple more. This
is fun, okay, give me you got that one right?
That was good? That was good. Hit. The higher ones
are tough. Okay, well let's try to make your one again,
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the lumber one you before you funked up? Okay, well
more time, got it, got it, got it? Good job,
keep trying, no chop. Yeah yeah, I don't, don't you.
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But I really loved learning all this weird stuff and
just like seeing like if if my you know, it
doesn't tell you exactly what you are, but what it
does is like it makes you look at the things
that you do have and you go, oh, did I
beat the odds or was I predictable? And what I
came out? And it doesn't it makes you feel seen.
I feel like I was so seen and I think
you were too when I looked at your results that
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I can't flush alcohol and it says you can't either,
and it explains why our hangovers were so bad and
why we probably quit drinking because we were really yeah yeah,
neither one of us flush. Was like when your face
gets really red. Oh no, I'm thinking, like you flush
it out of your system? Oh? Really, well, which one
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is it? Because I did see that trade. I don't
know where's that I want to find that damn it
you know means I feel like that's what it was.
But maybe I'm wrong here. Let me see unlikely to flush.
I'm looking at this mine. Based on your gennet, you
are unlikely to flush after drinking alcohol. People with your
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genets can typically process alcohol normally. As a result, they
don't tend to flush bright red in the face or experience.
See this is another Asian thing. Asians. People with Asian
heritage often get really red when they drink. I like
how You're like, we don't flush it out of our systems.
I was like, I wonder if this would predict if
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I'd likely to flush the toilet, because I forget to
flush the toilet all the time. It's like a damn
in there. No living was if I pee, like I
don't flush? What if I'm living by myself. I don't
care to pee on top of my pa, my pa
unless it's like bright yellow. I don't think it smells bad.
But also I don't smell asparagus p even though twenty
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three me things that I would um, I I never
I always forget to flush the toilet. I often also
miss the toilet paper going into the toilet like I
I backhand it behind me and it doesn't hit in
the bowl, and sometimes the toilet just on the ground. Yeah,
I would say the time I don't. That's our show
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for today. Thanks for joining us. Thank you to twenty
three and me for looking us up with all these
fun fascinating trace above. If I if there's poop on it,
I will definitely get it in because I'm like cognizant.
But if it's p and it's just like, I just
kind of like toss it And a lot of times
it's just sitting there. When I used to live with
Kirsten and our house on Tennessee Street, College, she had
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like a meeting. She's like, who is not putting the
toilet over? And I was just like, I never admitted it,
but it was me, Kerson. If you're listening, it was me.
It was me all time. Alright, guys, it's me. Hi,
I'm the culprit. It's p Thank you for listening. Don't
be Jack the lantern for you perfect. I'm not that great.
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And that's it. On another dope show, did this episode
inspire you to take a closer look at your health history,
your genetic makeup? Who new DNA could reveal so much
about our past, while also holding the keys to certain
health insights that may impact our future. I continue to
be inspired by these stories, and I hope you do
as well. Catch you next time. Listen to Spit, an
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original podcast from I Heart Radio and twenty three in
the on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or
wherever you get your podcast
Have you ever thought about how incredibly complex I spit is.
It may only be water, but just aliva isn't simple.
That remaining one percent holds incredibly meaningful information that could
change everything. And I'm not just talking about your family
treat ha. I'm Barret day Thurston and on this season
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of Spit and I Heart Radio podcast with twenty three
and Me, we explore how DNA isn't just about ancestry,
it can also be key to understanding your health. Hello, Hello,
and welcome back. On today's episode, we've got comedian and
infamous roaster Nicky Glazer, host of the Very Funny Nicki
(00:45):
Glazer Podcast. Nikki and her co host Andrew recently took
a twenty three and Me test and are here to
share what they learned in their reports, and honestly, they
might be having a little too much fun with it.
There's so much that Nicki and Andrew didn't know about
their jeanete and all the incredible things you can learn.
Of course, there's all the amazing insights on your health
and ancestry, but what really blew their minds was the
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nitty gritty, from what types of ear lobes you have
to your preference for vanilla versus chocolate ice cream. Nicki
and Andrew get into it all with their patented brand
of brutal honesty. More importantly, for Nikki, the real takeaways
were in her health reports. The information she learned will
definitely play a factor in her future decision making, whether
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it's taking your reports to a doctor for more insight,
adjusting your diet, or both. There's a lot to take away.
And speaking of diets, if you're a listener to the show,
it's no secret that dieting has always been important to Nikki,
and seeing as she was predisposed to weigh six percent
less than average, was definitely a positive takeaway. As Nikki
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puts it, learning all these incredible things about yourself from
your DNA really makes you feel seen. Finally, seeing that
both Nikki and Andrew have a fifty chance at matching
a musical pitch, they had to test it. Nikki even
breaks out a guitar to check andrew skills. Do you
think he nailed it? Let's listen in and find out.
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The Nikki Glazer Podcast Nicky Gazer, here's Nikki. Hello, welcome
to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer.
I am joined by Andrew, Colin and Noah in Arizona,
Andrews in St. Louis. I'm in Los Angeles. Today's episode
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is a special one brought to you by us, but
through UM three and me. Andrew and I both did
UH and me reports which we got sent these like
kids that just come in the mailbox, not even like
especially I didn't have to go to the package room.
UM and you open it up and you just spit
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into a two and then you seal it up and
then you send it back. It was, I mean, honestly,
one of the easiest things I've ever done. I thought
it was going to be a lot more swabbing happening.
And I will say that there was a piece of
carrot that was in my spit from when I had
been crunching some carrots before. So in the spit tube
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I had to dig out a bigger chunk of carrot.
A tiny chunk of carrot did get caught in it.
So I did get the report back. I'm seventy rabbit
and so I think that was you know, I think
the kit was infiltrated by the carrot. No, they didn't
seem to mind. Yeah, that you're going to be a ginger.
I saw, yeah, it was, I did. I did was.
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I was like, these people have seen it all like
there was a little bit of like tint to my
my spit. I was like, they're gonna be I know,
they don't care. They've steened it all over at twenty
three and me. But I spit in that tube. I
mean it's fairly easy to do. You got a you know,
I felt like it was almost a sexual thing of
just like trying to make your own lube. Oh yeah, yeah,
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I just been in the box and just they can't. Yeah,
eventually you ever done one before one of these toys? No,
my little brother did. So I figured if we had
the same parents, it was going to be close. Uh. Yes,
turns out the parents Yeah, yeah, we found out his
dad and mom were different. Yeah he was. He was milkman.
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I that was always the person that your mom banged
instead of your dad. Was the milkman. How like different,
Like there was no bumble, no tinder, So you have
to have sex with the milkman like that. The pharmacist,
the locals shot doctor. Yeah, um so yeah, I just
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sent that off and then got and now with this thing.
I thought it was, you know, the old twenty three
of me. My dad also got one report before, and
so we got to kind of see our ancestry report,
and it was pretty much what we had guessed. It
was very Irish, very German, um a little bit of
h I had a little bit of Scandinavian and French
in me, which I was excited about. But then now
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there's just so many more things that you can find out.
Um on the rear Targerian Targerian dragons, Well it is.
I couldn't really say you were trying to save yourself, like, no,
I knew exactly what you were going for. I was
just gonna let you dig your own grave. Yeah it
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feels like I feels like a dragon just death. But
it's anyways. My dad had gotten it and shared as results.
But I was always like, oh, I guess I don't
need to do it. But now that there's so much
more that they can find out for you, um, there's
like all of the it's like you get a whole
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health report that has your traits things physical features, uh like,
and just like also health things that you should know
about that you might be more likely to have in
your life and maybe pass on to your children if
you have them. And I just wanted to go over
our results because some of them are pretty hilarious and
and I just want to break it all down, um,
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in terms of like my UM health, I was I
lucked out. I'm pretty healthy person. I don't have many
like um, the things that they were alerting me about.
But you know, you can find out stuff that really
could affect your health later in life, or like your
family's health later in life, things you're presupposed to genetically. Um.
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I have a likelihood, I found out of developing type
two diabetes. That's the kind that you're like, you can develop.
I don't really know the difference between the two, but
I guess I should now because I have a likelihood
of developing type two diabetes. And it said that that
likelihood would start between the ages of thirty eight and
eighty and I just like that. I was like, did
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they choose thirty eight because I am thirty eight. They're like,
you don't even get a year before you start worrying
about this ship, bitch. Uh. I like they were watching
in real time happen, Like it's it's starting, Like I
could see the Type two in you. For sure, I
could see it. It's like, it's like, this is the start,
this is the start of a whole new life instead
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of buying a sports car. You're like, I got type
two diabetes. That's my midlife crisis. Um, what starts at
thirty eight in your life? That's the only thing that
I've ever seen where that the that is the marker.
And I'm like, why it would be much nicer to
be like if it were you know, I was it
was thirty six, and I'd be like, Okay, I'm two
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years in. I've already like escaped it. It's like, note,
this is worrying about this now. So that's something I
can be on the alert up because I didn't. I
really didn't know that about myself at all, and I
would have assumed that was not prone to because I
just I don't really I don't really know my family's
health history as much as I should. And I think
this gives me a little bit more insight into that.
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I also have one variant of a rare genetic disorder
that um, I found out if I mate with someone
who also has another variant of this, we could pass
on the m C a D deficiency. It sounds really scary.
I was like, Oh my god, what is this and
what it is is um if we both if I
mate with someone who also has this rare variant UM
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that our kid could get this and what the what
the symptoms are? I was like, Oh no, what is
it gonna be? Like it has like a golf ball
head or you know, like their arms don't disconnect from
their torso, or they have a claw feet or something,
which are all like things that are you know, I
want to say this with no judgment if you are
someone that carries those things or if you know someone
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that I'm just saying, those are possible genetic deformities that
you can have if you mate with someone that also
if you like happen if I in the person that
matches with you, but mine is, I was like, Oh,
what's this gonna be. I gotta get Chris tested if
we want to have kids, like I don't want our
kid to like have something that affects them. And the
symptoms of this deficiency are our kid would just get
dizzy spells if he ever fast it does it he doesn't,
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so our kid. I'm like, Chris, if we made we
gotta make sure our kid does not do intermittent fasting.
We gotta keep him away from the Joe Rogan podcast.
He can't listen to that, Like it's just such a
funny like you yeah, yeah, he can't do UFC biting
because he might get a little bit lightheaded and it's um,
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yeah exactly. He cannot be Muslim. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's
gonna it's gonna be a tough life for him. I
saw this report and it was like, you know, there's
like a um a, no, we're definitely having a boy.
Are you kidding me? That's part of my report? Um,
I must have a boy. No. On the on the report,
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it had like a exclamation point of like make sure
you see this, don't miss this, And I'm like, what
kid doesn't get dizzy from not eating? Like I mean,
I just feel like it was just a really funny trait. Um.
But they give you other stuff too. I was just
lucky to have like none of those other ones. Did
you have any of like the health ones Andrew that
were like red flags, I'm gonna have a lisp and
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not be able to pronounce tarians not real, but you
know what that it's not a real one, but no,
I had nothing really like jump out at me because
I am a bit of a hypochondriac, so I was
a little worried about learning genetic disposition or whatever like
our predisposition. I don't know if I want to know
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these things, like part of me would like to be
kept in the dark, but I get it, like if
I think you have a sponsibility if it's out there
to know it, and yeah, it's especially a lot of
these things are just variants that you have on your
genetic so they won't display in a child unless you
mate with someone who also has the same one, like
the chances. So if you do have this thing, you
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can get your partner tested and then if they're in
the clear, then you don't have a chance of passing
this trade down onto a child. And your kid can
stand up quickly after fasting and not get dizzy it off,
and if they do have to trade, it's an easy
out if you don't really want to be with them anyways.
So listen, I don't want my daughter to be dizzy
when she gets intorectic and never really someday because I
passed it down to her from just you know, more
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nurture than nature. Um, so I you didn't have anyone
that said I thought you were going to be no
offense riddled with these things like it just seems like
you don't even have like a likelihood of diabetes. Like
how did I get that? I don't know. I guess
you the carrot was in there. Uh, maybe it was
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to tell your girlfriend, like, it's not you, it's twenty
three in me. That's hilarious. It is an easy way
you're having other women. No, babe, it's a genetic test. Um. Yeah,
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so what else? I like, I went through the traits, Like,
so you go into health and traits and you see
you get this whole report and you get to see, um,
there's this one part. Let me just go to it
real quick. Traits. You're more likely to drink less caffeine,
which is yes, a month ago, I would say this
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is crazy, but Andrew. Andrew was shocked by the amount
of caffeine I consume. I really don't respond to caffeine
that much. It found that I'm less, I'm more likely
to dress drink less caffeine is my body doesn't respond
to caffeine like other people do. Um, which is what
they found in my report. And it actually checks out.
And I wouldn't have known this had I not quit
caffeine recently, although my my decaf coffee intake has has
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remained the same amount as it was before I quit caffeine.
So what I'm craving is not the caffeine, and what
I'm craving is the ritual of getting coffee and having
this warm, like latte drink. It wasn't about the caffeine
at all. I got a little bit of like caffeine headaches,
but it was not anywhere compared to what I thought
it was going to be and what I read about
when people quit caffeine. And yeah, so that actually like
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totally checked out. I was shocked to see that in
my report. And then at the same time, I was
weaning off caffeine and I found that, Um, I still
drink as much coffee, it's just all decaffe So I'm
not craving the caffeine. And it was right about that. Um,
I like this one. You're predisposed to weigh six percent
less than the average. I just I love a percentage
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in anything, you know, Like it's just yeah, it says
I'm predspposed to weigh six percent less than average. It's
like you're going to be you could be kind of skinny.
You don't even expect it. I don't say that that
is dead on. I'm about I think that it actually
did help me because I have been so obsessed with
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part of my life has been like dieting and staying
underweight so much of my life, and like from the
time that I was even I never made it to
like what my body is supposed to be it as
an adult before I was starving myself, so I never
really knew. I was just always so scared that it
was going to go over that I was always starving myself.
But really, I'm if I just let my body do
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its thing, I'm going and eat like a normal person,
I will I will be on average. I bet, I guess.
I guess six percent less, way six percent less than
most people, which is like it makes sense. My dad
is like this lanky build and that was interesting to read. Um,
my genetic mescle competisition is rare in elite athletes. Well,
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no fucking ships. They probably tested like the way I
closed the cap on the thing, and we're like, this
is not even all the way on. Yeah, I don't
so it's rare and okay, so you have Okay, that's in.
My genetic muscle composition is rare. Yours is not. Yeah,
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mine is in. Actually it's in. I have a body
of a guy that would be really good at sports apparently. Yes,
I mean, but doesn't that make sense for you? Like,
doesn't didn't that feel so good to read? Yeah? It
made me actually work out the word elite athlete. If
this is a selling point to get guys to buy
this report, you can see if your muscle composition is
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that of likely to be an elite athlete. I didn't
know that these things could tell you that. I mean,
I think, uh, I think it's right. I think I
definitely have it in my I just you can't think
it's right. This is science. It is right. But you
want I mean, every you've always said that you have,
like you're a natural athlete. That makes sense for you
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for sure? For sure? No, it does? It does it definitely.
It just made me feel happy. Like but then it's like,
if I'm not in shape or if I'm not feeling athletic,
I'm like, well, it's there your potential. Yeah exactly, Yeah,
goshas sixties six percent chance to not have dimples. Yeah,
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so there are all these reports about like what your
likelihood is of like having these different things. Um, I
want to go through all dimples I have. Yeah, I
have sixties percent chance I don't have dimples. Well, you're right,
twenty three I do not have dimples. Thanks for rubbing
it in that I'm not adorable. Um, cleft chin. These
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are all genetic things apparently, Um, chance you do not
have a cleft chin. Well, they're right, I do not
have one might chance that never had Dan druff? Who
knew dandruff was genetic? I do not have Dan Dreff.
Did you get these reports for yourself? Andrew? I did
I think there was. I had a stronger chance of
having Dan druff, which I do have. Dandre he has
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a fifty fifty chance of dandruff. Yeah, so I got
the bad fifty. Yeah. How do you take care of
your Dan druff? Um? I let it run wild and
see what happens. No, is it like a thing where
you're like insecure about it? Like does it come down
on your shoulders? Sometimes it used to. I mean, yeah,
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head and shoulders, it really does? Do you use head
and shoulders? And I didn't know head and shoulders. I
used because I use another product for hair loss, which
says that actually this says early hair loss, not likely.
I guess I'm old enough where it's late hair. Yeah,
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let's be honest with what they're meaning by that. You're
not a young and you might dress like you're twenty two.
But um yeah, let's not forget that's that was right? Yeah,
I mean obviously earlobe type. What about your ear lobe type?
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Because I always knew that this was a genetic predisposition,
was like, if your ear lobes are connected to your
head or not at the bottom, minor detached or no? No, no,
they're connected. Let me see this. Hold on, let me
go to this. Yeah, no, your notes are not connected.
Oh that's not connected. No, that's a dangling like will
you just let go of it for a second. Hold on,
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will you just flick it? Let me see what the
kind of emotion we got there? Yeah, yours are detached? Mine? Oh?
Minor attached? As fuck? What I've never even noticed? You
never noticed? Look at interesting? It goes right down. There's
no like they're attached. I'm very proud of my attached
your lips, I love them so much. It's my favorite,
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one of my favorite things about myself. But my three
me reports said that I'm likely to have detached ear lobes,
so I am beating the odds. I I had a
chance of having these ears, and I got them. Baby,
I gotta your ear wax type? Um, mine is so
chance that I have wet, sticky ear wax? Well you
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nailed it, uh. I do I think Asian people have dry,
flaky ear wax. I think it's more crumbly and dry.
That's the thing I heard, and it makes sense because
I don't have any um. None of my ancestors are
from that area. But my ear wax. I wish they
would have given me like a report about how much
i'd have, because I produce so much. I feel like
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it's like this should be of my body. Is ear wax,
because that is how much I have. But it is
wet and sticky and orange. It looks like carrots you
can find. Maybe you need to break up with your
boyfriend and v also has wet ear wax, because that
will be just too much that our child will just
be using wax and all over the place. That one
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Mary Jo Museum or oh yeah, Madam Tussods. Yea, our
child will just be twist sculpture. Um what about eye color?
Did they nail it for you? Actually? Yeah, I said
I'm likely to have blue or green and your boys
got hazel. So that's uh yeah, what percentage? It doesn't
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have percentage on my stuff. See, it's just like because
my my sister and I definitely have different genetics because
my sister's eyes are brown and mindset, I have a
less than one percent chance of brown eyes. And it
said it nailed it for me chance of blue eyes.
Um so, and then what about finger length ratio? This
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was something I read about that if your ring finger
is longer than your index finger, you're more likely to
be a lesbian. Or maybe was your ring finger. Maybe
it is the other one, my ring Wait, hold on,
let me look it up because there was like a
thing going around on TikTok ring finger ring finger point lesbian.
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Let me just type this in because for a while
I send it to all my friends and it kind
of depends on how you hold your hand. Um, oh yeah,
it's a This is in the BBC. Length of ring
and index fingers are linked to sexuality. Women whose left
index and ring fingers are different lengths are more likely
to be lesbians. A studies suggests my left hand they
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are exactly the same length, So I think i'm um scientists.
Specially with the fingers of eighteen pairs of female identical
twins where one was straight in the other gay. On average,
the lesbians but not the straight twins had different sized
index and ring fingers, typically a male trait, but only
on the left hand. So yeah, exactly typically a male trait.
Um it said, I have a six percent chance my
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ring finger is longer than my index finger. It is
slightly longer, slightly longer, but almost the exactly the same size. Freckles.
Did you have a report A boy? Your freckles little
freckling is But I have a few frecks, but nothing crazy.
I mean I used to have more as a kid.
But yeah, I have a seventy percent chance that I
have few, if any freckles. Um hair photo bleaching. I
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did not understand this chance that you will experience hair
photo bleaching. What does that mean I have a less
likely chance to experience this. I don't know photo bleaching.
It I think is that when basking in the warmth
of a sunny day is one way to lighten your
mood and your hair. Photo bleaching is what happens when
hair color lightens after a long exposure to the sun. That, yeah,
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my hair turns gray air. I think, Um, yes, I
do experience hair photo bleaching because I used to get
like white hair after the summer. So that's correct hair texture.
Um it nailed it from me. Chance of slightly wavy hair.
That is definitely my hair slightly wavy. What about yours?
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I know, I think, why don't you pull up your report?
What are we doing here? Let's go to break and
come back with more about Andrew's hair texture right after
this when he gets this report pulled up. Okay, we're back, Andrew,
Um is gonna you have wavy hair. It predicted that,
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let's say, what like really quickly newborn hair. It's it
predicted that I had little or no hair at birth,
which is I I don't even remember. But that's so
cool that I could know that. It also predicts the
chances that you have red hair. I have a one
percent chance of having red hair. I only have it
on my asshole, So it was right. Um the skin pigmentation,
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um it definitely got it right. I have thtce of
very fair skin and then chance of moderately fair. So
I am a whitey white white bitch. Um uh sixty
chance I have stretch marks. I don't have stretch marks,
So it got that wrong. I am a goddess. Toe
length ratio um chance that you have a longer big toe,
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um and percent chance that my long I have a
longer big toe. Percent chance that I have a longer
second toe. My second toe is longer. I beat the
odds predicts a u a brow. If you have a
uni brow percent chance I do not have a uni brow.
I do not. There's a forty two ship. I like
how they phrase this. Chance you have a little bit
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of a uni brow is being delicate. You have a
little bit of one, A little bit of one that
comes a lot a widow's peak. Do you have a
widows speak chance? I don't have one. Well, you got
deep tracks too that are accentuating that. I can't tell
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if that was actually your hairline before or if you
ever seated on the sides creating one. I have a
hair which my wife wish she was a widow having
fun where it talk about taste and smell. It smells
like if you. It says I'm likely to smell asparagus
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in p which isn't true. I can't smell it. Um,
so I'm beating the odds there. I likely that I
can taste bitter cilantro taste aversion. I would love to
see Noah's report for this, because she hates cilantro. She
tastes soap, and I have a slightly higher odds of
disliking cilantro. But I love cilantro. It is one of
my favorite flavors. So that's um. I beat the odds
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for that. This is crazy ice cream flavor preference. I'm
more likely to prefer chocolate over vanilla, and god damn
are they right. I don't understand people who would ever
prefer vanilla over chocolate. I know vanilla is a taste
and that it isn't the lack of like some people
associate vanilla with like plain No, vanilla is a specific taste.
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What would you like? What do you like more? It
tells me that I'm more likely to like chocolate, but
I am. Um, I would say I lean more to vanilla. Sorry,
I'm not gonna yeah, I like it if you want
to do, but you get no topping. No, you get
no topping. You just get a bowl of ice cream.
You were gonna go vanilla over chocolate because I like
a vanilla shake over a chocolate shake. WHOA, I am
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blown away? Okay, sweet versus salty? What did it say
for you? It's right under ice cream. For me, it
says I likely prefer sweet, and they are correct, sir
um salty for me. That's why I guess you know,
to go down? They do? They say, they say, Nikki,
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the combination of your genetics and other factors make you
likely to prefer sweet sex. So they take everyone's results
and then they put them against each other, and then
based on surveys they do they can determine, um, what
you like. And so they nailed it for me, and
then I really loved this. Then they do. There's a
whole section called weird and Wonderful, and there's eleven different traits.
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Um there the thing um. First of all, I just
want to say that it is I says I'm less
likely than average to have a bunyan, And boy, is
that off fear of heights. I'm more likely than average
to be afraid of heights. That is true, I am
less likely to have a fear of public speaking. That
is not true. I had a huge fear of it.
I had to conquer it. Flat feet, I am less
likely to have flat feet. I do not have flat feet.
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Um that is correct, less likely to have thick care
Fuck you twenty three and me. You're right on that one.
Ms aphonia. I am more likely to hate chewing sounds.
That is true. I don't. I don't. I like some
of them. The only ones I can't stand are my mom.
She choose with her mouth clothes, but her jaw cracks
in a way that discuss me. Mosquito bite frequency, well,
this just came out last week that that your smell,
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and you're like, if you have this certain kind of
chemical in your skin, mosquitoes are more likely to bite you.
And I am likely to be bitten more often than others.
I actually, as a kid, got bitten a lot, and
I don't anymore. I do think it's because of a
vegan diet. That's when I felt the shift um motion sickness,
I'm more likely to experience most sickness. I do not
feel like that is true for me. Photo Photic sneeze reflects.
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That means when you see a light you might sneeze.
I am likely to not have that, and a wake
up time. What is your wake up time? It gives
you or likely to wake up around uhifty six years old?
It's everything works out, am, Why what are you yeah?
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Which is so early? I would love if they said
yeah yeah. But then the really interesting one, which we're
going to test out is ability to match musical pitch.
I have about a chance of being able to match
a musical pitch. I don't really understand exactly what this means.
If you hear a music note, musical note, can you
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sing it back while matching pitch comes natch? Oh, this
is just being if you have good pitch or not.
So Noah, give us notes and then um, we'll go
back and forth and try to match them. And really
the only way to determine if we're right is based
on the other people who are hearing it in our listeners.
So listeners will see what is your musical pitch likelihood? Well,
I believe, so we'll see what happens. Let's see what
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it is. I have a feeling that you have a
pretty good pitch based on I think I get here. Well,
I don't think I can say it's like the same way.
I can't. Yeah, so I don't know, babe. Okay, so
let's let's try it out. No, will you give us,
um some pitches? Okay, let me give you all right.
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This guy falls down a well, his dog saves him,
and I think it will be great. Let's buy twelve episodes. Um,
all right, Andrew, you go first, so she'll give you
a note and then you have to match it. Okay,
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Ben fail, I can't get that high. Let's do it again. Okay,
not do it to a different note. I'll just bring
out my guitar. Hold one. You should get out your guitar. Okay, Um,
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I don't know if it's here perfectly to Okay, Andrew,
match this wrong? Wrong? You know? Because I can. I
think I have a good fetch m a little higher,
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but it's on the same What do you do an
open like g string or something? Okay, I'm serious, Andrew,
you're off. Bessie's were right to us and tell us
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what because I really can't tell. But I think I'm right,
but I always do. Okay, all right, I don't think
I'm right. Okay, final thought, Um, a couple more. This
is fun, okay, give me you got that one right?
That was good? That was good. Hit. The higher ones
are tough. Okay, well let's try to make your one again,
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the lumber one you before you funked up? Okay, well
more time, got it, got it, got it? Good job,
keep trying, no chop. Yeah yeah, I don't, don't you.
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But I really loved learning all this weird stuff and
just like seeing like if if my you know, it
doesn't tell you exactly what you are, but what it
does is like it makes you look at the things
that you do have and you go, oh, did I
beat the odds or was I predictable? And what I
came out? And it doesn't it makes you feel seen.
I feel like I was so seen and I think
you were too when I looked at your results that
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I can't flush alcohol and it says you can't either,
and it explains why our hangovers were so bad and
why we probably quit drinking because we were really yeah yeah,
neither one of us flush. Was like when your face
gets really red. Oh no, I'm thinking, like you flush
it out of your system? Oh? Really, well, which one
(32:42):
is it? Because I did see that trade. I don't
know where's that I want to find that damn it
you know means I feel like that's what it was.
But maybe I'm wrong here. Let me see unlikely to flush.
I'm looking at this mine. Based on your gennet, you
are unlikely to flush after drinking alcohol. People with your
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genets can typically process alcohol normally. As a result, they
don't tend to flush bright red in the face or experience.
See this is another Asian thing. Asians. People with Asian
heritage often get really red when they drink. I like
how You're like, we don't flush it out of our systems.
I was like, I wonder if this would predict if
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I'd likely to flush the toilet, because I forget to
flush the toilet all the time. It's like a damn
in there. No living was if I pee, like I
don't flush? What if I'm living by myself. I don't
care to pee on top of my pa, my pa
unless it's like bright yellow. I don't think it smells bad.
But also I don't smell asparagus p even though twenty
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three me things that I would um, I I never
I always forget to flush the toilet. I often also
miss the toilet paper going into the toilet like I
I backhand it behind me and it doesn't hit in
the bowl, and sometimes the toilet just on the ground. Yeah,
I would say the time I don't. That's our show
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for today. Thanks for joining us. Thank you to twenty
three and me for looking us up with all these
fun fascinating trace above. If I if there's poop on it,
I will definitely get it in because I'm like cognizant.
But if it's p and it's just like, I just
kind of like toss it And a lot of times
it's just sitting there. When I used to live with
Kirsten and our house on Tennessee Street, College, she had
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like a meeting. She's like, who is not putting the
toilet over? And I was just like, I never admitted it,
but it was me, Kerson. If you're listening, it was me.
It was me all time. Alright, guys, it's me. Hi,
I'm the culprit. It's p Thank you for listening. Don't
be Jack the lantern for you perfect. I'm not that great.
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And that's it. On another dope show, did this episode
inspire you to take a closer look at your health history,
your genetic makeup? Who new DNA could reveal so much
about our past, while also holding the keys to certain
health insights that may impact our future. I continue to
be inspired by these stories, and I hope you do
as well. Catch you next time. Listen to Spit, an
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