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November 29, 2022 22 mins

Episode 199 - "The Culture Deserves It" Feat. Ferrari Simmons & Su Solo Produced by: @iHandlebars

Topics include: ICYM: Drake, Mike Vick, GloRilla, Baller Blitz, Baller Mail & more.

The Baller Alert Show

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":The Culture Deserves It"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hold up, hold on here. Welcome to the Ball Alert
Show podcast, available everywhere you get your podcast. I go
by the name of Ferrari Simmons. You know what, I've

(00:21):
been to Chick fil A and it's a new sauce
that I tried. It's roasted. It's barbecue roasted. Have you
guys had that? Try? It's the best sauce. I'm just
letting you know. It's better than Polynesian. Is better than
you got honey mustard pog the top five. My guys,
It's called barbecue roasted. Don't knock it, t trick. I'll tried.

(00:46):
You say tried, I'll tried because you guys are trying
me with the Polynesian that's not the best sauce and
telling us it's called barbecue. I believe it's barbecue honey roasted. Okay,
I'm gonna try, dugs. I like barbecue, please, Okay, are
you guys ready get started? Yes? Thanksgiving was good. Thanksgiving
was amazing. Yeah. Did you throw your food out? You

(01:06):
don't got no more left offers? Right, No, I don't
have any more left officers. Honestly, it's because I was
a badass and I can I ate them on how
many days they only lasted for a day. I had
four plates last two days, two days? What about you?
The day right after Thanksgiven, I couldn't eat that um
but for lunch after. I ate it the following day.

(01:27):
But now it's gone, like I don't really hold onto
it because I cooked. So I'm just gonna make it
all over again for Christmas. Usually do a big seafood
bro for Christmas. Sam, that sounds good, but now that's
what That's what I do for Christmas. Anyway. Early voting
is underway. Get out and vote. You guys gonna vote early? No,

(01:51):
I like to uh, actual election day, so I'll be
there on the six. Yeah. You know I'm black, so
I ain't. I don't do nothing early. I'm ready. I'm ready.
You can actually participate in this one on her yes,
for sure she registered. No, but she could use her
influence to get people that are registered to vote. Let's
figure that out. Okay, did you guys see the wax

(02:11):
figure of Nipsey Hustle that was fired. Yeah, that looks real.
It looked really good. He was doing his tattoos on
the gram. I thought that that was dope. It's an
Ohio artist His Instagram is mr dot officials dot LLLC.
His pagsn brew up to he didn't have all these
followers last time. That was he blew all the way

(02:31):
up saluting him. I don't that's kind of spooky to
see someone looked that damn close to the original piece. Uh.
Did you guys see b G reportedly being released from
prison a year early? Did you guys see that? Yep,
I've seen that. Cash money is I mean New Orleans.
Are you a cash money records fans? Yes, cash money

(02:52):
for he did? They're gonna do another album? I doubt it.
I don't think so. It would be dope if they
did a tour, I would. That's gotta get you, gotta
get Wayne involved and got to be in the tour.
I don't know that's gonna happen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I like, it's Wayne gonna do it. Problem. I don't
know if it's not, it's not. I don't know when

(03:13):
it is such all the way up here. Now you
got a problem with them, right? No, he doesn't have
a problem. But he's sold. He's such a big artist man.
Maybe he'll do it. Maybe he will do it. I
don't know if not in the two thousand. I don't
think certain dates like I think big dates, he'll do it.
I don't think so appearance, like if they did a
show in New Orleans or l A or something like that,

(03:35):
I would like to see at least, okay, one big
show with all of them. They should be a cash
money reunion show one time. I think that can happen.
Nicki Drake, No, Nicki Drake the whole young money and
cash money. That's not gonna That would be fine. It
would And the big timers are youngest don't know about

(03:58):
the big time as many fresh and many hatch though,
man and bird. I would like to see all this fixed,
get fixed so it can happen. Man when money, when
money is involved, it's hard to fix. I would pay
money to see that concert you big timers, hot boys,
young money. That would be a damn. That'd be a

(04:18):
crazy ass time. I would like to see Wayne and
Drake and Nikki and Tiger go on Twitter. That's a
young money thing. I forgotten that could happen. Forgot a
little twits shout out to my dollar would I would
love that could happen because they are cool. Yeah, they
all still tight, but they schedules that that would be
the only thing that I feel like, you know, because
it Savage speaking to track. Uh did you know that

(04:44):
he confirms fans speculation that her loss is part of
a trilogy we got, you know, see how be certified
lover boy, And I was like to like, you know,
we're like, I'm trying my best to make Yeah, I'm
chasing um and then honestly, never mind is the realization
that maybe maybe that lifestyle is not for me, and
then her loss is that right? This is like, this

(05:07):
is like no pigeons remember when they dropped, No pigeons,
had no scrubs out. This is like like we're going
you know, people been piecing it together. Did you guys
listen to her lost album? Yeah, I'm listening to it now.
It's one of the dopest albums out. The album is
so farre. I think Drake not originated. I think Drake
solidified his um co album feature Life's collaboration. His collaboration

(05:34):
albums are so fire, bro. He hand picks them. But
you know what, I could tell that a lot of
those beats were Savage picked beats. And if you really
listen to the pick them together. No, those Savage beats
and when like the first the first song I Believe
on Earth is rich Flex when they when the beat

(05:56):
transitioning something on this sod of game, I was like,
I was in the car, like I think that's I
really didn't. I ain't gonna cap. My favorite collaboration is
Drake in Future, but man, it's twenty one Savage and
Drake collab album was really up there to me, man,
because man, they're talking that ship. Yeah, they talked, they talk.
The production on Her Loss was really fine. I liked it.

(06:18):
I liked the album. But what a time to be
alive too. I believe it is going to be one
of the best albums that put a little is I'm
telling you, bro, I'm telling you one time for Drake.
Shout out to Drake. Uh. Megan the Stallion makes history
as the first black woman to cover Forbes thirty under thirty.
You can be getting some snaps for her snaps for
her the first black woman to cover four thirty under

(06:39):
thirty issue. The rapper is scheduled to release her third
album and embark on the world tour next year. Wow,
and she is on trial with Tory Lanes right now, Yeah,
should I have Matt put that in there? That was
a bad sege. The trial is on any way, Did
y'all see toy suit? The truth is on thee. His

(07:00):
suit is his trending right now. That was still they
were talking about the suit. All you didn't see a suit.
It was just talking about how small the suit was.
That's all. I mean, he's a small guys. They said, Um,
I wish he wear a different colored suit. That boy
got a suit from Baby Sheen. The little suit is
sending me um see man, Twitter played too much. Man,

(07:20):
you're supposed to be sending prayers to both parties and
he got the Malcolm X and glass of sup uh Dan.
They was killing him on the suit. Man, Damn, you're
supposed to be praying for this man. This man is
going to trout and fight for his life. What if
he's innocent, that's the topic that you know, nobody really was,
and then what if he's guilty. If he guilty, didn't

(07:41):
he's going to prison. And he's probably not going to
a prison in America. He's doing going to prison in Canada.
It's gonna be for real, damn. But you know I've
seen where I mean it's just man, I feel like
that's just all bad man because it's like, you know,
he has so many bumps on the weight and are
going to trial, so I feel like that doesn't help,

(08:01):
especially him being on house arras him not even being
able to live in Miami right now, nobody even knows
where he's you know, stationed there, and then it's like
you want to trial. Well, we're in the court of
law now, so the truth is gonna come out. Yeah,
but for right now, shout out to Megan the Stallion.
She is making strides. You know, she's a young black

(08:22):
woman doing her thing. Thirty on the thirty four list.
That's an accomplishment. Salute one of my favorite quarterbacks of
all time. And he follows me on Instagram. Michael Vick
Markel said he crayed for two weeks straight in prison.
Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Class?
It was never a joke, right, but it didn't get
real to they slammed that door and they locked it.

(08:42):
Did you ever cry a cry for two weeks straight?
I really cried after I got sentence because I went
into my sentence and not expecting to get two years
I knew it was real. When you cry, Yeah, I
would definitely cry. I'll go on to prison over a
dog and had wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait clarifying, wait wait, I have dogs. I was

(09:05):
just I was just clarifying myself. I love animals more
than humans. But in his situation, he wasn't the one
that was laid the ring. It was his brother. So
imagine you've been a multimillionaire and I leave you at
my house for wrong and you dog fighting and you
and I know it wasn't me, And I'm taking a

(09:26):
fall because didn't know he's gonna be dog fighting. I
don't think I don't think he knew that they was
having dog fights at his house. I mean, you, you know,
you're a superstar football player, you on the road. It's
a lot of things that you don't know what's going
on at your house, especially if you've got other people
living there. That's why me, personally, I don't believe in
having people living with me, like family members and other people.

(09:47):
You gotta member, guys. He had got a hunting million dollars.
He was arguably the biggest quarterback. He was on the
cover of Madden I forget which I think it was
Madden twos one, one of the Maddens you cover man,
he was fast ship Yeah, bro Like, he's one of
the reasons I got this falcon's tattooed broa. Michael Vickens.
Michael vick is one of the reasons I moved to Atlanta.

(10:09):
He let no cat and you know what he was
probably he's the quarterback that people not giving credit for
for making it um you know famous now that every
mobile quarterback, mobile quarter now, it's like every team wants
a mobile quarterback. Everybody that he was one of the
He wasn't the first one, but he was one of
he was. He was the one that was really fast. Yeah, yeah,

(10:30):
he made he made it. He made famous. But man
ship man, listen, I want cried too, would have cried too.
I definitely would have cried. I think it changed him forever.
Hell yeah, he did. Anybody go to prison, it's gonna
you know, it's gonna change you mentally. It's either gonna
do one or two things. You're either gonna go back
to what you were doing or you're gonna chang You're
gonna change your life when you get out. He changed him, though, yeah,

(10:52):
but he had he had an opportunity, and a lot
of people don't have options. Remember he had then he
had a second chance when we remember the run was
a good run for you know, when he went to
the Eagles. But ship Michael Vick was a millionaire. Prison.
So a lot of people don't go to prison being millionaires. Beside,
you know, people like Martha Stewart, somebody crimes. Yeah, facts,
all right, what's the curveball question of the day? O

(11:14):
c t all right, curb. My question of the day
comes from Glorilla. If you trust that you met at
the club, use a hot miss in the god damn food,
and you don't got no mother home trying to because
how could you sitting up here following a little with
a niga that you know you met at a place
where he's looking for holis. Can you find love in

(11:35):
the club, y'all? In the club, y'all work in the clubs.
I met my wife in the club on her birthday.
She does not like going through the club. She just
got drogged out, dragged out. She got dragged out, and
I met her on her birthday. That's dope. You can
find love in the club. You can find love anywhere.
It all just depends on um, you know, if the

(11:55):
other person is looking for love as well. I think
Gloria is talking about people her age and herd like
on her type of time in the club. I just
don't think that happens on her. Like older people you
meet in the club and be a little bit more
of a dating thing, but her age, they having fun.

(12:16):
I don't know, now, you know, be some merrymen up
in the club looking for me, a little little young
things the club who just lost his family over the
pandemic because he was in the club. In the club,
then listen, man, if you got a wife, ain't no waiting. Hell,

(12:37):
you're ask need to be in a club looking for
some coaching. I mean things they go down, they go
down in the club. Though. All I'm saying is just
have that discernment, you know what I'm saying, and uh,
and police yourself appropriately when you're in the club. I
don't think that should be your first thought is to
find love in the clubs anyway. Hell no, I feel
like if you're going to the in this club, all

(12:59):
my whole on the the club looking for the batties.
So I understand what she's saying is that men are
in the club looking for a lady. It was just
the delivery was just a little glowia. Is that's all?
Is that that? That's what nig is going to the club. Okay, well,
y'all be in the clubs to y'all would know. But

(13:20):
there are some people that you might you you listen,
you can meet some super dope people in the club.
You know what I'm saying, Like, I mean, I meant
dope people all the time in the club. But I
understand what she's saying from you know, that shouldn't be
your first intent when you walk in that mother, Nah,
you're looking for love on the Starbucks because you wasn't
looking for love WI when you met your wife there

(13:41):
ship happened. I saw her. We love that. She was
like Romeo Juliette. So that's like, damn. She looked like
she'll never be out here her here. But you can
tell the women that followed her on Instagram would you
go up to her or did she come to you?
We well, she knew be from the radio. I was

(14:02):
on the radio. Um it was it's funny. It's so funny.
It was at Harlem Knights. Your holiday was d jam
um and she was like, hey, I listen to you
on the radio. Boom. I would take a picture. I'm
not here, like damn you was like you was like
it was two of her. It was her and her
twin sister. I was like, damn, what the hell it's
too but we're a real story, real talk. I never

(14:24):
was tried to tell her sister and they're twins. I
just tried to do well because I just liked her. No,
but they both coolest, fun but they still got different
personal They got different personalities. But you know, yeah, anyway,
let's take a quick commercial break. We'll be back with
more of the ball Show podcast. We'll be right back
with more of the Baller Alert Show. He said love

(14:48):
from the minute I met you, baby, I knew I
wanted to marry. It's love versus money. They said you
can't put a price tag on love. Love, Rush on
the ball or Alert y'all, and we back love versus money.
I'm gonna give you guys a couple of y'all let
me know if they'd have for the money or is

(15:09):
it just business? Today we have the one and only
Elon Musk and Twitter. That's a good Elon Musk is
definitely not there for the money because they losing money.
And I don't think it's love either, because he broke
the contract. And what happened is they forced his ass
to buy that company, so I think he got it.

(15:30):
I think this is what happened. I think Elon Musk
really like Twitter, and then he had his people to
dive into the analytics of Twitter and say, hey man,
they're not making money over there. Hey man, the amount
of users that they reported that they actually have this
active on Twitter is not even active anymore. And I
think Elon Musk was like, listen, I want to pull
out of this deal. But I think Twitter got the

(15:52):
government involved and said no, no, you gotta buy us now.
It's too late, and he was gonna get sued, so
he's probably gonna lose more money being sued than actually
purchasing the company. Yeah, this is and he meets all
the employees fired, most of the sad, but that's what
you do. This is a power ego surge trip. He

(16:14):
dominated the Tesla market with the electric cars like the
dope salute to him for that. Cleaning the fishing cars.
I'm pretty sure by the year of two thousand and thirty.
The majority of the car flocks, fleets are going to
be uh, fleets are gonna be all electric and um solar. Uh.
This is definitely for the ego. I know that wasn't

(16:35):
part of the questions the answers, but this is an
ego trip. You know what. I'm just gonna take over Twitter.
He bought it. He bought it, you know what I'm
going to do this. Everything is just seemed like it's
very narcissist, so uh, I think that's what this is
all about. This is a power surge. This is an
ego uh surge, and uh, he really ruined it for

(16:57):
everybody on Twitter, Twitter and Twitter is actual me one
of my favorites Twitter. Yeah, bro, like, shout out the
fan base. We're gonna have Isaac Hayes on here soon again. Uh,
frequent frequent friend of the show. Everybody, just go to
fan base, just set up an account at fan base.
We'll be right back with more of the Baller Alert
show message. It is time for Baller now. Dear ball Alert,

(17:23):
big fan of the show. I love the new energy. Well,
my boyfriend and my mom can't stand each other. It's
mostly my mom's issue. My boyfriend and I have been
living together for four years. My mom most recently had
to move in with us for a few But here's
the issue. She keeps picking on everything he doesn't do,
cutting the grass, taking out the trash, and asking him

(17:46):
why he hasn't proposed. How do I tell my mom
to mind her business respectfully? Damn, She's essentially saying, you're
settling for this girl. That's what the mama saying to
the door. It's like, what are you doing? Mama knows
he ain't ship. Closer in on the camera, your man
ain't ship, and Mama just realized that she moved it

(18:08):
and saw some bullshit going on. Why the hell are
you taking out the trash? Why the hell you doing
all the ship? What's going on? This is some bullshit.
Your parents had this thing, you know, and I'm a parent,
So yeah, yeah, yeah, your man ain't ship, okay, And
she probably thinks it's better options out there for you.
So take heed to what Mama said, and if you

(18:28):
want to still be with this man, don't complain to
Mama later when you find out and you realize he
ain't ship, because she just is just telling you ahead
of time that you made a bad decision by picking
a spouse or mate or whoever the hell this person needs. Yeah,
he ain't ship, and ain't he's showing you right before
the proposal. So let's see. He ain't cutting the grass,

(18:50):
he ain't taking out the track, he ain't doing a
damn thing. And listen, mama knows what the hell is
he there for. I don't cut it, ask my damn self,
but get what I pay for that, mother, get cut
I take out the trash myself. I do a lot
of the ship at the house. My MoMA, my mother
in law, come in. She sees that everything's functioning well

(19:11):
and she should handle business like I'm supposed to like
a man is supposed to do. Okay, and we're working
as a team. What's going on is you guys are
probably not even working as a team. And your mama's
over here like this is a bad team. This is bad.
I'm just gonna tell you how it is. And you
need people like that around you. She ain't being a hater,
She's just letting you know, like she needs to speak
to you more often, as far as you know, complaining

(19:34):
versus him, because he still ain't gonna do that good
luck shout that didn't hurt you out. If you kick her,
if you push yourway, you know, just be okay with
how that goes. If it goes okay and you're cool
with it, fine. And the only thing that I don't
agree with Mama is that she said why he ain't proposed?
First of all, putting him on blast. Basically wanted to

(19:56):
know what he was gonna say. But but listen, I'm
gonna be like a mom. You don't even need to
even be putting that in her mind because she might
be like, why you ain't proposed? Yeah, I don't even look.
I ain't trying to say old school. He's shocking up.
He's shocking up, shock it up and staying together for
four years. Mama coming in here like what the hell

(20:16):
is going down? Whatever? Whatever you got, Why you ain't
taking out the trash with my daughter? Boy? Man, My
my my household was rare. Boy My MoMA was neat freak.
I had chores, bro Like, I had to wasse dishes,
clean up and outside. Did you have it like, okay
on Monday you gotta watch it this so Tuesday you gotta.

(20:38):
I was the only person I had to take trash
out all the time. Yeah, I had to take trash
and I had to clean my room every day. Here's
the thing, I'll put the trailer set down. I'll do
don't whatever my wife do. I don't know. I think
it's up. I don't can't. I can't remember. I always down.
It's down, it's down. Listen. I'm such a neat freak.
Like I feel like the bathroom at least at my

(20:58):
place is so proclaimed. There's always a candle lid. It's
just gotta because like good. I like to go in
place and them feel like I'm at a hotel. So
when I come home, I want to feel like I'm
at a hotel. Agree, I like that RBT. Yeah, alright,
time for a pep talk before we get up out
of here. Who's it by O? C. T all? Right?
Today we got the one and only Michael Jackson. Happy
forty is the Thriller forty anniversary. It's been forty years

(21:23):
since that album dropped. Classic album. Every song on there
is a single. Um. Yeah, so shout out to Mike RP.
And here's a pep talk for Michael Jackson. I love
Michael Jackson. Leave in yourself, O man, what some of
the greatest men that I thing in mark on this
world were treated like that, Yeah, you know, you're not

(21:44):
gonna do it. You're not gonna get anywhere. They lack
at the right brothers. And last the time of Sanderson,
and they laughed at all Disney. They made jokes of
him before. They say he was ignorant, he didn't have
a college degree. As he dropped out of school. Disney
dropped out of school. David took Ford to court to
prove his intelligence doesn't parly mean yeah and uh, this

(22:06):
isn't men. Its shaped and changed our culture, our customers,
where we live, when we do things. And I think
God plants a little seats through people on the earth,
and I think Ye're one. I'm one. Um. You bring
some place and escape is it's joy, It's imagine. I

(22:31):
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