Bobby’s Awkward Charity Event Experience + Lunchbox & Eddie Audition For Amy’s 30 Second Skinny + Creative Punishments For Kids

Bobby shares his awkward charity event experience, Lunchbox and Eddie compete for Amy’s '30 Second Skinny' fill-in duty and creative ways to punish misbehaved children

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(01:02):
transmitting America is a showy welcome back. Hope your weekend
was good. Good mor studio Eddie and I were playing
some raging idiot shows and Kansas and Missouri. What do
you do? Oh? Um? What did we do? Oh? Had

(01:24):
a girl's night? The girls from the show. Yeah, Morgan
number one, which tall web Girl? Morgan number two and
Hillary phone girl. Are you their names? Yeah, whatever you
wanna call. I don't care. Look at you taking them
all out like the Mama bear. Yeah. Well I didn't
take them anywhere. I had them to my house. But

(01:46):
are you like peers with them? Or are you like
the older sister now that I'm probably the mom, Let's
be honest, I'm like, they're all basically when I'm thirty six,
your big sister, then gam big sister. I don't know,
you'll have to ask them. Uh, Morgan number two web girl,
do you feel like Amy is like a big sister

(02:07):
or like a mom or aunt or what aunt? Yeah?
Definitely a big sister. Okay, now you're you're cool, not
like twin big sister. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the story.
So this is last week. I'm thinking That's why I'm like,
how are we just now telling this? This is this

(02:28):
is from last week? Since we retold later to no,
don't because I forget Amy should have been the one
reminding you. Because It's such an Amy brag story, but
I remember it because we're talking about this. Amy and
I are backstage at the Country Rising concert and I
was hosting it in Lady A was about to go on,
and so close to the lady A folks. Um, Hillary

(02:49):
I know really well, Charles I know pretty well, and
Dave okay, but I know Hillary so well. I know
her husband so and Hillary's husband plays drums and lady A.
So they have Isasley, their daughter who she's getting big yeah,
And they're walking outrough and Oley is being carried by
Hilary's husband and she sees Amy and goes Hi Kelsey
and thinks Amy's Kelsey er Well. And I was like, um,

(03:12):
would you say say what? And then once she saw
my full face, you kind of saw her go oh,
like she realized, you know, she was disappointed because I
wasn't Kelsey. But point is, um, she definitely thought I
was Kelsey Ballerini, which proves my point where people have
said before that we look like and Kelsey's like twenty
four and I'm thirty six. So really what I take
away from that is I look twenty four, Carl, how

(03:36):
old is Kelsey? She's young whenever was like hey, and
he was like yeah, yes, and there's other witnesses to
like I saw it. I'm the only witness. That's good.
We'll take it. Yeah. Because but if that had happened
and Bobby wasn't there, there's no way y zero ye

(03:58):
recognizing people do cool things. There was a Walmart cashier
at a store in Clarkstone, Mississippi, and there's the old
guy that's coming through had tropical counting of moneys, like
be counting my money here one penny and he goes
through the checkout and has a bag of change and
he had to start over like several times until the
lions started to get longer and longer, and so the

(04:18):
cash was like, don't worry. She walks the outside, helps
him count all the money. Everyone in line just kind
of took it, counted all out, helped him with the stuff,
moved him on out. Yeah, two pennies. I got a
start over again, chucks. So to the Walmart cash show
that helped him. That's really cool. I see you, I
see you, Bobby Bones show story. It's producer Raymond. Country

(04:43):
music legend Mel Tillis died over the weekend. Mel was
eighty five years old and other news of sky West
plane was forced to make an emergency landing after a
PCD engine fell off. Luckily it landed safely. Everybody's okay.
And finally Trader Shows is recalled a bunch of package
salad because they could have glass in them. Take them
back for a full refund. All right, it's Monday, and

(05:07):
here's your positivity. Tell me something good time, All right,
lunchbox of comedy. First, tell me something good. There's a
random good Samaritan and Aurora, Colorado. They were at a
little train station. There's a blind man with his cane
walking up towards the little tracks and he's about to
cross the tracks and there's a train coming. Someone grabs

(05:27):
the blind man and the train goes by. You see
it all in the video. Saved the man's life. It
was amazing. I mean the train went who's right by him? Wow?
Wow grabbed him? Amy? Okay. So Montana police officers they've
been pulling people over for minor infractions like a broken tail,

(05:47):
lied or a few miles over the speed limit, and
they're giving him a warning and a turkey for Thanksgiving.
So they're not getting a ticket. I saw that and
I saw if they pulled you up for a major
crime navia full meal cab everything, like grand larceny, you
get the whole day. Yeah, I did. I did see that.
This group of Michigan nurses, they're the Michigan Nurses Association.

(06:11):
It's so it's a big group and they're a part.
They paid off one million dollars in medical debt for
like five families. That's in medical debt will cripple you totally,
totally because you can't help it. And then here you
are just stuck. So shout out to them. That is
amazing positivity. Tell me something good. There you go, show

(06:36):
all my tires are low this morning. I wake up
and it's like I'm on four balls that are on
the rims because the weather changes and then things flat.
He gets this old lurs in your car, It goes,
tires are low. Yeah, it might be nails. No, it
could be it's the weather. You wake up in the
frozen over this morning. Oh yeah, I had to get
the CD case out. Luckily I remember heard it one

(07:00):
and I started my car, but it was a bit
too late. But I drove in and I saw Amy's
new SUV here today. Yeah, white I was gonna run
into it, but it was white. Said you have to
get a white one because Amy's kind of a clumsy driver,
And so she got a white SUV and looking good
up there. So I pick up two spots, so nobody

(07:22):
hits you. I'm just gidding. I was like, did I accidentally? Yeah?
So yeah, beginning look a lot like Christmas. Boys, it's
beginning to look a lot like christ Also, Dirk's birthday today? Birthday, Dirks?

(07:48):
Did you know that? I know? Oh? Listening, silver lanes
are gl He likes me, he likes to be for

(08:08):
I didn't know. I mean I think I did know,
but I didn't wake up thinking I did. An average
person can hold their breath for how long? One minute?
One minute? I wonder how long I could hold it
for eight seconds? Because you need to talk about it.

(08:31):
You'd started doing you I need to talk about this.
Oh yeah, I could crush them in it pretty easily. Yeah,
Like Chris, do you know people have their weddings on Thanksgiving? Sometimes? Why?
Because everybody's already together families there. That makes sense? How
annoying you have a wedding on Thanksgiving? Or awesome because

(08:53):
all the food's already planned to Turkey. The whole article
was the two worst days to have a wedding, Thanksgiving
and New Year's here. Oh yeah, and thanks to almost
number one and Amy had hers on New Year's Eve,
I did, and I thought it was pretty awesome. Apparently
it was miserable. Eddie. Would you have a get a
tattoo of your kids are at work? Yeah? I guess so.

(09:17):
I mean that would be unique. Would you ever get it?
But you know, you can't take a tattoo, like you're
the biggest whimp on the show I had for some reason,
I do never. I've never thought about getting a tattoo ever,
Like it's not even a plan of mine. And I
just don't think I'll go through life without get a tattoo.
Your brother has a tattoo, he does, he has. I
think he has to. He's a stunt of a pilot tattoo. Yeah.
I don't think my parents know that. It's a nice one.

(09:38):
Bones you should get a Yeah, and it's it's huge. Yeah.
He's always come out of the shower with a towel
over it our whole life, even but they're not listening
to in the morning from me listening, Who knows? I
think they do a podcast Morning the Eddie's folks. J
K j K j K Right, can you eat the

(10:00):
Motor Oil STP. Yeah, I think it's the band. He
just claims he likes the logo. Yeah, all right, thanks
for hanging this morning. That can't really for real. You
should get Pearl jam are your kid's son? And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know that show called The Four that's coming out

(10:22):
of Fox. You've heard about that? Yeah, we're talked about
it on the show because um and I talked about
going and talking about me in the Judge We're talking
about like five times. Okay, sorry, I forgot it was
called The Four. Yeah, yeah, okay, and we had to
do promos. I think what our company is doing something
with them too, Like yes, now I know what you're
talking about. I just forgot what it was called. They
haven't uh Diddy, DJ Kalin, Meghan Trainer and Charlie walk

(10:44):
are the panel and then what happens. Four people get
up and then somebody tries to out They pick one
of them and then they go try to beat them
one on one and take one of their spots. And
so this was one of the shows that I want
to they haven't announced their host yet, and pretty much
if Fergie doesn't take get but it's not even known yet,
I'll probably in trouble. What we're saying this. If Fergie
doesn't take it, then it's between Vanessa, La Sha and

(11:08):
myself take it wow or somebody else. That was the
whole weekend. I was getting called and like, hey, listen,
what happens is they don't want to this was they
don't want too many people like they're female or male
or white, or they don't want anything too too similar.
So they have a white guy on the judging panel already.

(11:29):
They're like, oh, it's tougher than taking another white male host.
But if Fergie doesn't take it, there's a chance. I'm
just like you let me know, you people call my people.
I mean, so yeah, that show was announced. Unless you know,
I'll call you guys. Let you know if I'm all right,
I gotta quit the show, you will do that. He

(11:51):
thirty second skinny. Congratulations Chris Jansen. He has another number
one song with Fixed Drink. It's at the top of
the chart. It's the first single from his album Everybody.
So you know, we're looking forward to what he's going
to come out with next and this is official. After
teasing on the c m A Awards that they might
be making new music together, sugar Land confirmed that they

(12:14):
have indeed been in the studio working on a record.
So sugar Land back together. I'm Amy, that's your thirty
second skinny. Sorry today. This story comes to us from
lake View, Florida. A woman walked into a bank, pulled
out a gun, and said I need some money, made
him take her to the vault, got a hundred and
twenty six thousand dollars in cash and left. Wow. The

(12:36):
only problem is she quit working there about a month ago,
so they recognized her and they called police, pulled up
in her house and she was arrested. What like, there's
no way, right, that's why she's up. You would go
rob a bank? You did? You at least have a
mask on. She put on makeup and wore a nightgown. Oh,
sometimes I will do your bone. Story of the day.

(13:03):
You have a personal dilemma for Lunchbox to buy life
insurance for himself because his wife suggested it. So I
guess you think she's gonna try to offer you or something. Well,
I've never heard anything about life insurance and just the
other day she was like, hey, you ever thought about
getting life insurance? And I was like, well, you're the
one that gets it if I die, So why are

(13:24):
you bringing that up? And so I thought about it
and everybody's like, no, you need to do it. So
I took the plunge and I bought life insurance. So
I'm just putting you guys on notice. If something happens,
you need to hire a detective because there's something suspicious. Well,
they always say it something goes down, it's always the
person to investigate. That's the closest here. Yes, because she

(13:45):
watches a lot of those Dateline and you know, whatever
snapped and things like that. So I'm a little nervous
that she's up to something. But I'm taking a chance
you're nervous your wife of two years is up to something,
because yeah, because she suggested life insurance. She's never suggested
that ever, but all of a sudden, it's like, hey,

(14:06):
why don't you go ahead click that life insurance button?
Mr lunch Box? And I was like, Mr lunch Box,
But I was that like six bucks, what's the payout?
More than must salary? Show? A kid thirteen years old

(14:31):
was suspended for talking back to those teachers at school.
So three days and his mom said, hey, you gotta
go work for free for those three days. So she
went up and put up on all the light posts
he will work for free yard service. Hey, we'll do
brag leaves my yard, whatever you need. He gave us
a call for three days. This thirteen year old is

(14:52):
out doing community service for the neighbors. I'm reading this.
That's pretty good. She put it on Facebook too. Yeah
that's awesome. Man, that's ada. It'll get you now. So
I'll ask these two parents out there are creative ways
you had to punish your kids, because again, there are
certain ways that you can get with certain people get
to certain people may not even deal with that on
the show. A different personalities and not punishing but just

(15:14):
talking to everybody has to be communicated with differently, but
creative ways you've had to like punish your kid eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's the phone number. Kid.
You guys spend to three days and I'm almost like, okay,
for three days you'll be going out and doing I
bet that was one nice neighborhood. Though Trash picked up
yard mode. This kid got spending for three days at school.

(15:40):
He's thirteen years old, and his mom said, okay, So
she gets on Facebook and says, hey, my kid will
do whatever work you need, break your leaves, mow your yard,
clean your gutters, and then, just to make it worse,
she goes and put signs up on all the lifeholes
all around the neighborhood. And I was like, man, that
is a creative way to punish your kid. Key in Virginia,

(16:01):
thank you for calling. What's going on? Um? I just
had something to say about how you correct your children.
My son was eighteen turned eighteen. He had just had
surgery and was on crutches on his foot and on
the way that the doctor's office for his follow up,
he just thought if he was gonna fast mouth me.

(16:21):
And I told him that wasn't gonna work. And he said, uh,
I'm eighteen years old. I'm a man now. I said okay,
and I dropped him off in front of the doctor's
office and he said, where are you going? I said,
I've got one home. He said, what am I supposed
to do? I said, you're a man, Call a calf.

(16:43):
And he showed up at home in a yellow calf
an hour and a half later. Because if you're eighteen
years old and you figure it out, if you want
to staff Matthew, Mama, that's funny, daddy, because he's now
this is my son is now a police officer. You
taught him there you go. Yeah, probably a better cop

(17:08):
to You taught him a lesson. Don't sass mat with
your mom. How about this one isn't funny? One? Hello
Amber and Iowa, good morning, good morning. Thank you for
calling and tell me your story. Yeah, my two boys, um,
they were eight and five at the time, and we're
at the barbershop being their haircut and they decided to
act up. So I told the barbers to stop, and

(17:30):
we walked out terrible haircuts for six weeks. Wait a minute,
so in mid hair cut you said Mr barber, please stop,
and they left with half haircuts. Yep. And they lived
with them for six weeks. Six weeks, yep, six weeks
and they never acted up again. There. That's amazing. That's
an amazing story. Yeah, that's an I appreciate you. That's

(17:52):
a great story. Thank you for calling so much. Yeah,
and you got two on the way taking notes. You
ever after with your nine year old I'm learning a lot.
And our thing is we've tried to find the one
thing that he's really loving at that moment, and with
his thing is movies. So just recently, I finally just
had to pull the movie card. He can't see a
movie for the next two months. Oh too much, that's big.

(18:12):
I know, what, did you rob a bank? We know
he hasn't robbed a bank yet. No, he was just
sassin us man. The last like two weeks, he's just
had an attitude of like two months. He's not going
to see a movie till next year. He's not going
to a movie. Like it's not the end of the world.
But it hit him hard. It's like that's what he loves.

(18:34):
Watch nothing. I think you're saying, like you can't even
watch like Elf come Christmas, and that's nothing. He loves
going to the pictures. Stop it. Of course, we all
find any for the first time in force, like some
tough rule, and then we realized, no, he can't go
to the movie over noon and too on Saturday. Yes, yes,

(18:55):
thank you, let's go over to Ryan in Virginia. Hey, Ryan,
good morning, good morning, thank you for hanging out. Yeah,
first time caller. Um so my sister is very strong
willed and really likes to call my my parents bluff.
So they were driving down the interstate one time and
it was my mom and my sister in the car,

(19:16):
and my mom kept saying, stop talking to me like that,
stop acting like this, And my mom says, you don't stop,
I'm gonna make you get out. So my sister didn't stop,
and my mom picked her out of the car on
the side of the interstate and made her weight for
my dad, who was five miles back. And my mom
called my dad and said, you might want to pick
your daughter up on the side of the road. Oh
my god, that sounds really don't like old school. Yeah,

(19:42):
that was hard. I don't know how I feel about
that line. Hey, thank you for the COFFREDI yeah, she's okay, right, Oh,
she's fine. To this day, you can't get on highways.
They still can't find her, like, uh yeah, whoa, let's go,

(20:15):
all right, you're never gonna get it, let's go. The
day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for this profession,
all right, The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day
for this profession. Think about it. We'll give a caller

(20:39):
on you guys all one shot. They're never gonna get
it is. The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day
for this profession anyway. Car salesperson that's actually went No,
not at that lunchbox, waiter, waitresses, Eddie, what you got

(21:05):
fitness fitness trainers. Oh, you don't like that one because
people they give up around Thanksgiving Christmas and they're like,
new Year, New Year, Andrea, you get one shot. What
is it? Is it retail? It is not. No, it's
not retail. Appreciate you. Yeah, it is actually plumbers. Yeah,

(21:33):
the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the
year for plumbers. Dirk Spinley's birthday today, Amy has her
top three Dirk songs since it's Dirk's birthday, coming in
at number three home sell number two for Dirk's birthday.

(22:10):
I love this one, I hold one, Lack of Stripes Flag,
and Amy's favorite Dirk song ever, Amy, nothing will ever
touch this one. Come a little closer, come a little cool,

(22:32):
superb play anymore. I feel like letting go play it
in here, saying it to you started giving like a
six year old girl, everything that stands between us and
the love we used to know. I want to tell

(22:56):
it you like a Cleanson. My favorite Dirk song, it's
probably Riser. Man, that's the jam right there. It's hard
to pick, no, I mean I just probably like rather Er.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that wasn't a hard to pick. I
think I'm like, what is it? And immediately Riser came
to mind because I'm a Riser. A version from never

(23:22):
Mind the Wrong One that was like the version we
made after the natural disaster. Yeah, yeah, I find out
that one. What was the Christmas toy when you were
a kid, Because I'm watching all these new stories and
they're like they tickle me alms back? How many times?
Just think didn't come back. It's like the mid Rib
of toys like this took on memos back like every
third year. So when you were a kid, what was

(23:45):
like the toy that everybody wanted? Because I can remember
being like nine and I was like, I want some
hit sticks. And what they were. They were drumsticks and
you'd have to touch anything. You just played them on
the air and whenever you would like make the hit,
it would go popoldn't have for a drum. So I
was like, I want hit sticks, and so for me,
that was the toy that I always wanted, and I
got some hit six, Grandma buying it for me and

(24:06):
then lasted about I don't know a day and a half.
But you take them and just youn't need a drum kid,
So for me, that was it. Nintendos were too expensive,
but Scotty my next one. I never got a Nintendo,
so I go over there and play Duck Hunt sometimes.
But other than that, that's what it's coming to my mind,
like anything Nintendo or like the guns for Duck Duck

(24:26):
Hunt power pad. Oh go ahead. I was trying to
think there was something. I mean, but we played a
lot of games, but I don't think it was like hot.
But I used to love playing Twister all the time. Okay, man,
were you born in the sixties anyway? I mean, I

(24:47):
think that was never like a hot item. But all
I know is my grandma would always get me Madam
Alexander dolls, like whatever the hot item was, it didn't matter.
Every year I got this doll that's like a collector's item,
and I probably like a hundred now, which is really creepy,
and they're all in their boxes. I wonder if I
could sell them. They had pogo balls that was a
big thing. We're really Oh yes, it was like a

(25:09):
platform on it. Yeah, and you jump on the po
remember that, man. Yeah, kids are turning their ankles all
day long, all the time on pogo ball. I played
tether ball. Did you all play tether ball? Yeah? That
was already at school. What do your kids want? My
kids they want a list of things. I mean they
just go to the store and they start picking everything.

(25:30):
Is it like because produce already has a nine year
old and a four year old? Is it like a
registry for them? Yes, So we take them to like
Toys r Us or wherever and they just go down
the line. Then they take a picture of that, and
that got You do that with the kids because they
we get them nothing year round, like nothing, not even
for their birthdays. Really we get one gift, but they
get showered with gifts from their friends or whatever. But

(25:51):
Christmas is the time that we get to spend on them,
and so they go hard. But do they get everything
to take a picture? No? No, no, we get to
choose from that picture. Do they make at and like prioritized,
yes they do. So is there a big item that
they want, Yeah, they'll go for like the major lego
that like the Star Wars lego that has like two
thousand pieces, and do they end up using it and

(26:12):
building it or does it just kind of go away?
So they build that and then they destroy it, and
then it goes into the pile of all the legos
that they have, which is beginning to be a big
mountain of legos at your house. And we bought a
plastic table and now all the legos are on the table.
Do you have a step on the middle of the night. Yeah, always,
that's a real thing, like hurt your foot in the
middle of the night stepping on a lego. Yeah, I guess.

(26:34):
I guess. Legos have always been a thing. Huh. I
think they're always going to be a thing. Have you
taken them to Lego Land? No, but they talk about it.
Where is that? Different cities? Yeah, different cities have them.
Oh it's not like Disney World, it is, but major something.
Major cities have. There's more than two. Yes, yes. Interesting.
A minute ago, we were doing are never going to

(26:54):
get it? And it was this profession has the biggest
day after thanks Giving and it was plumbers and we're
all like we get off there like d But I
got a message that it's not because of while we
were going, it's because Turkey, Greece. It's so hard to
get out a pie like the kitchen. We're all like,

(27:14):
how disgusting, but yeah, it's a Turkey. Why like our
mind went right until like a different kind of gut
Amy's thirty second skinny shout out Keith Urban. He won
three awards at the American Music Awards last night, all
in the Country category Favorite Male Artists, Favorite Album for

(27:36):
Rip Chord, and Favorite Song for Blue Angel Color. And
then Carrie Underwood one for Vest Female and Little Big
Town for Group. So congrats to that. And then you're
driving along and your car goes off the highway and
then Harrison Ford comes to your rescue. How cool would
that be? Jones? It's on a movie. It's happened yesterday.

(27:56):
A woman her car drove off the highway and Harrison
Ford driving behind her when she lost control, He saw
the clap the crash. She went into an embankment on
the freeway. He pulled over, rushed to her aid. Some
other by singers came up. They stayed with her to
keep her safe until paramedics arrived. How old is that guy?
He's like seventy, I'd be like, oh man younger. Yeah,

(28:18):
I don't ye, I don't know exactly his age, but yeah,
seventy five. Good guess. I think I know that because
he's still flying airplane sometimes he's almost like he did
crash one plane and a couple of he almost hit
the top of a commercial airplane when he was landing,
and he likes to fly these planes that were made
before he was born. Yeah, I'd like to fly a

(28:39):
plane in the anniversary of my birth, like the Snoopy flies.
It's like the right brothers flew this exact plane. I
think I'll take it for Arispin. Yes, that's good for
him though, for helping that. I know. I love it. Amy.
That's your thirty seconds, Skinny. If you ever want to
feel like you're losing touch, watch them, because I watched
some of it last night. No idea, what was happening?

(29:00):
Oh really? There were times I saw Pink on the
side of the building. And I've seen Pink do that
thing where she swings around and sometimes I'm like, Okay, Pink,
I get it. You can do the day so late things.
That's hard. But she did it on the side of
a building in Vegas on the outside of it, like
she that was crazy. It was like a new level.
So I saw that that was pretty cool. I saw
Christine I giler I sing the Whitney stuff and people

(29:21):
were giving her a hard time. Some were like she's
amazing somewhere like she wasn't good. I thought it was
pretty good, but I thought she was what's the girl?
Um so Iggyazella? At first I thought she looked like
Igazella singing because her hair was blond and like slipped back. Yeah,
So I was like, why is it Delia coming out
the thing Whitney Houston because I had it on mute.

(29:42):
I was working on some stuff, but I saw that.
And then there's this group there, K Pop. What countries
keep up from Mike? Is it Korea? K for Korea?
Look that up? Uh so it's Korea. Yeah. So there's
like seventeen of them right and there. It's just they've
a ten million followers and are performing. Last night they
did this song called d n A Now. And I

(30:04):
will also say, until Justin Bieber got put on death Posito,
I didn't know what was going on, Like I don't
know the words, so I can't sing along. This is
all in I believe Korean, and it's getting played now.
It's gonna be a big thing. And they performed last
night and again it's called DNA from BTS is the

(30:26):
name of the group. Okay, le's get their pop here.
And again I was watching. I don't any of the words,
but I'm out of touch at this point, and they're
people were freaking out. They got my head. The child

(30:50):
maybe and maybe they make a version where they put
little English things in it, because they did that with
death posito it would be burno desper Then they said
all the other words, the Spanish words that I don't know.
Some of them I do though, but like la bomb
but at this point I've learned that that word take
a long time, a long time. And then not only that,

(31:12):
but like Marcarina. At first it was all Spanish, but
then they made an English version because it was like,
you know Marcarina, all right? And then I was like,
let me tell you about my boyfriend. His name they had, uh?
But I wonder that DNA group is gonna be huge
or that whatever they are BTS, I don't even know.
DNA is the song, BTS is the group and go ahead.

(31:35):
There's translations online of what they're saying. I'm sure there are. Hey,
Morgan number two, you're twenty four years old. Are you
a big fan of bt S the K pop groups
sweeping the nation? I have to say no, I don't
really get it. I just have to it's a translate.
It's tough for me right now. The music is kind
of cool, sounds cool. There's a lot of them. Like

(31:58):
all I do is I look at a group that
big and go do they get paid? Because they're splitting
money a lot of ways, and if it's a boy man,
somebody's got complete control of that anyway, and they ain't
getting paid. What are you looking at? I'm just treating
the lyrics and what they're like actually saying in English?
What are they saying? My DNA want you From the beginning.
Every time I see her, I'm in shocked. It's fascinating, weird.
How I can't breathe. Maybe this is like every other song, which,

(32:23):
by the way, I was getting a little heat this
weekend and I think it's unfair. So what happened is
we started playing that bb rexa Florida Georgia line song
Meant to Be and it's really good. It's just really good.
And so we played it and everything play our listeners
with download like crazy. So they were like, Oh, we're
gonna put it on send it to country radio too,

(32:44):
and like half the crowds like, oh, come on, why
would you do that. Bob has like, Oh, it's a
great song. I would just like to say it's a
great song. It's just a it's not great as in
like song of the year, but it's such a fun
song that stop with your complaining. You blame me all
you want for this song, and I'm happy this song
is coming to radio because it's the jam. This is

(33:06):
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This is maybe been laughing at herself. It's not time

(33:54):
for the morning Corny, which she has built up in
the room. Here we go, morning corny. How did d
A agents start all of their jokes? How do d
e A Agents start all of their jokes? Arc? Narc?

(34:16):
Very funny, that morning corny. That's very funny. What d
A show did I watch recently? You know? It's like,
I don't know if they're d A. But I watched
that Mine Hunter on Netflix where they go on the
interview people do what I watched last night? Oh don't
watch my answer the story because I get a message.
It was a little too violent. But I started watching
I saw it on there. Yeah it's The Punisher. Yeah,

(34:39):
it's one of those Marble shows. Yeah, Mike d loves
to go to these NERD movies and I like some
of them too, super I love the TV shows like
The Punisher and then the rest of them. But that
Punisher is good. And on my answers story Mr Bobby
Bones on Instagram, if you go to my story, I
posted a scene from it last night. Apparently was a
litt too violent scene to put on instant story. It's TV,

(35:00):
it's not real. It's good. I'll watched one episode. I
picked it over Stranger Things. I'm only like six in
I just can't get into Stranger Things too. That Punisher's good,
it's I'm only one in man. Tomorrow Amy goes to
Haiti and she's gonna leave during the show, So half
the show i'mnna be wrangling Cassi's two over here. You

(35:25):
ready for us? So I'm sure it'll be fine. That's fine, Amy,
We'll only be for a part of the show Tomorrow.
Part of the show will be these two. But someone's
gonna have to do Amy skinning. So audition time. Oh boy, ye,
lunch box your up first now Amy's thirty second skinny.
If you win, you'll get to do it tomorrow. Are

(35:46):
you ready? Here we go three to the latest Frood's
second Skinny. Who would have ever thought Luke Brian gets
jealous there, man, that's right. Blake Shelton was named sexiest
man Alive, and Luke Bryan admitted, Man, I'm a little
bit jealous. It wouldn't me. That's pretty crazy because you

(36:08):
think Luke Brian, superstar, rich, famous, all the ladies love him,
but he's jealous of Blake and Chris Jansen with another
number one song, fix the Drink hit It. They're supposed
to have a clip up there somewhere. You never told
me there was a clip, so you have to communicate
with me that there's something up here. Well, there's a
clip up there. I mean Ray was supposed to point

(36:30):
it out to you. No one told me. I just
happened to. Look. I can get you buff, I can
get you smiling, and I can make it. That's his
latest number one from his newest album, Everybody, and that
is your thirty second skinny. Pretty solid, right, pretty solid?

(36:50):
Pretty solid. The only thing I would say it was
communicated a little more. I had no idea there was
a clip. Yeah, I mean you. He said it to Ray,
and he's always the one that tell I thought he
was gonna tell you, but I guess you know what.
It's cool. It's fault. I'm not gonna point the finger.
It's my fault. I like that. I like how you
take it on yourself. That's what the leader does. He

(37:10):
did point a finger. Yeah. Any ready, yeah, wait before
we start, do you have my clip? Ready? H I
got communicated with It's fixed drink Christians. Okay, we go Hey,
I always learned from others. Yeah, that's right, that's it's
a good leader, the latest Nashville in Hollywood. He needs
thirty second skinny. Oh my goodness. You saw how Blake

(37:33):
Shutton was named the sexiest man alive? Right? Well, guess
why his buddy Louke Bryan. Now he's so jealous of
his buddy Blake because he was not named sexiest man alive?
Isn't that funny? How funny is that? Did you ever
see Luke like being? I can't. I can't believe my
buddy got the sexiest man alive? Oh my gosh, it's

(37:54):
so funny. Anyways, it's Chance and congratulations in him because
he has a new number one song, fix a Drink.
We love that guy. He's so awesome. That's off his
new album Everybody. And that's uh Eddie doing Amy's thirty skinny. Okay, so, Eddie,

(38:18):
I give you a solid seven point five. Nice work, Lunchbox,
go ahead, and if you're over a seven point five,
you get the skinny. I understand. I understand what that
means the rating system, lunch Box, you get a seven
point six money every time? Everybody nice Tomorrow, lunch Box

(38:52):
will be hosting Amy's thirty second skinny. Nice for you, buddy.
Amy and I go to this charity event and it's
just this massive house and so we go and it
starts at seven pm. It's at the house, and so
it's six and we're there awkward. No no, no, it's awkward.

(39:15):
No no, it's awkward. Get everywhere on time. And so
I was like, Amy, we're meeting this time because I
drove like six pm. We drive down sixty eight. We
are there to put the driveway at the house. And
it was like you we can't go now. Yeah. I
was like no, no, no, we're not like we can't.
I was, but the invitation for the charity event at
seven pm. She's like, we can't go now, so and

(39:36):
maybe go sit on a side street for like eighteen minutes.
We just had to sit there on a side street
because she did not want to be on time. Yeah,
there is no need to be because there was like
a little cocktail reception before, like people are hanging out
like nothing had started. We would just be standing there
by ourselves awkwardly went hello. We were at least yeah,

(39:56):
eighteen or twenty minutes late, and we still stood there
by ourselves awkwardly. So yeah, that's part of that's part
of It's like, Bobby, why do you set yourself up
for awkwardness? Like let's just be late. But if I'm
going to go somewhere, I'm going to be on time. Yeah,
but these people they don't. But we go and we
go and it's fancy, fancy, and you know, I don't know.

(40:17):
I'm not very good in social situations. We're supposed to
talk to people I don't know, and so I go
and Amy's the opposite. Amy goes and doesn't know a
soul and it's like party and she's just like hello, hello.
I was like, so I go and stand up against
the wall, right, I'm up against the wallpaper, and Amy
sees me suffering because I don't know anybody. I don't
know who talked to and I feel like I'm just
bothering people, Like nobody wants to talk to me. These

(40:39):
are all like people with like real jobs and like like,
so I'm over on the wallpaper and Amy comes over
and Amy trying to me feel comfortable. She comes up.
She goes, yeah, wallpaper is nice. We just eat it.
And I was like yeah, So she we stood over
on her. It's like here, it's like um Willy Wonka,
like chocolate factory. I mean, this house is decorated as
such that, yeah, maybe you feel like if you lick it,
it tastes like chocolate. She's failing me, though. She found

(41:03):
something common to talk about and then awkward together. I
had told Bobby about how the bathrooms have black toilet paper,
so I have to get the bathroom and then Bobby
comes in with let paper. Anybody's like, like, why don't
you go out the door open? But he checks out
the toilet paper and he's like, whoa, that's crazy, and
then he walks out, when I'm like, oh my gosh,

(41:23):
so awkward. And they carry around these trays and there's
like champagne or wine. They had both, okay, and so
they're like and I don't drink, and so I'm there
with both hands just like twidlet on my thumbs and
I'm like, hey, do you have any cider? And so
they have to go find a bottle of didn't have to,
but I just asked. They went and found a bottle
of cider, and it was kind of awkward because they

(41:46):
brought me like three of them at once and they
were like, you know, we don't watch you. And I
have to say they had like three sides. It looked
like I was just getting Bobby was like, okay, fine,
I'll take all three. I was like triple fist insiders. Yeah,
we were kind of Amy's not awkward. Amy love people,
and we had a great We ended up talking to
a couple. We mean, we were like a couple, I
guess at this thing because we were someone thought they

(42:06):
were like, oh, so, y'all, who are adopting kids from Haiti? Yeah,
and I was like kind of, but yeah. Amy tried
to make we had to go seeing a side street
and just talk like I had no problem talking, but
it's like, let's be honest. We sat on the side
street and we were on social media. We were on
like Instagram and Twitter and sort of just talking about

(42:27):
That's also what I was doing at the party too.
I was on social media inside of this party, charity event,
whatever it was. I'm just not fit for that stuff.
Like talking to people in this room, no problem, talking
to people in real life problem. But that's why you exist. Yeah,
the counterbalance. You did good, Thank you, You're welcome. I'll

(42:48):
do another one in the year or so like that.
So Chick Place says, hey, we'll hook you up with
free chickplay for a year if you can help us,
because some and stole one of their vans, their catering bands,
and they're like, hey, here's some pictures, loaded it up.
If someone can get us this, we'll give you free

(43:10):
chick fli for a year. That's awesome. Yeah. So I've
been trying to figure this out here. I've been looking around.
The crime was committed in Carter's bill at Cherokee Place,

(43:31):
and that's it's in Georgia. Any tips you let me know?
Yea with three chick fliate for half a year, we'll
split it. Yeah, do you know inspect your gadget for
those kids that don't know. This is a jam Back
in the day, get you see that bride that said, hey,

(43:53):
wait wait, I'm having a wedding and I'm not sure
which day I want to have it on, So here's
two days to hold in your calendar. Oh my goodness, Really,
how do you feel about that? Oh? I mean, just
make a decision. Well, the bride and the groom, being
blasted on the internet for sending out and over the
top saved the day card that says, set aside two
different days that we're considering for a wedding. The card

(44:14):
also says, hey, here's what you can wear. Um color
schemes orange and wide, maybe a little pink. Some suggested
that the day listen, it's at much and here's the thing.
You can request whatever you want. But people think, but no, no, you'
is it over the top. Sure, but if people don't come,
that's on you for making them. They can't come both days.

(44:36):
So everybody always gets mad at what other people do
when they don't affect Like, this isn't affecting anybody. People
are like, oh, they're bad people. No they're not. Oh yeah,
I'm not mad about it. But pick a day. They
don't have to. They can put ten days. But if
people don't come, that's that's on them for making them
do this. One note said, uh, please dress an orange

(44:58):
and pink play stay away from all the bridal colors,
and then they listed bridle colors. Listen. Being high maintenance
doesn't make you a bad person. Difficult. Yes, sometimes I'm
high maintenance. To be low maintenance, stop it, I don't know.
And he had a whole girl's weekend. I heard where
it was her both the Morgan's and Hillary girls on

(45:22):
the show. Yeah, yeah, and they're all twenty four? Are
they all twenty four? Yeah? Except for Yeah, how'd that go?
Because you're because you're thirty six? How did you feel
like an older sister? Like I was mom having the
girls over, just talking about life, but you're only twelve
years older. Yeah, when I was twelve, they were important.

(45:43):
I know, but I'm saying that's not really mom. That's
that's I felt like Mom. But I mean, I guess
it was fine. They kept telling me I was more
like older sister, and then they even we had like
a group text afterwards, and Morgan number two, which tall
Whip Girl, was like, I mean maybe even like younger
sister maybe number two? How was did you go to

(46:04):
Amy's house? Yeah? Did you look at her closet? I
didn't you got clothes from it? You guys could have
all just hung in the closet the whole night and
that had been cool. Beau's that big. I can't believe
you don't go did you go to the Tash mc garrage. Also,
she's building in the back. That's not going to Disneyland

(46:26):
and not seeing that big thing. They went and saw
the kid's rooms. They do you guys have fun? It
was so much fun. What was fun about it? Did
she makes you eat like sprouts and stuff? No, but
she did make her awesome ca so the little cash
the vegan one. Yeah, you like it. I only like
it until you tell me what it is. Once Amy
made a chocolate cake and I was like, you know,

(46:47):
I'm ast spoiler tab chocolate. Was enjoying the child cake.
It's one of the best chold cakes. I have like
three months, like chold cake. She goes, oh, that's black
bean chocolate. There's not anymore. It's also the same night
you were eating the case so and I was like,
you know, that's vikan case so made from cashews, the
whole thing. And then in the minute I told him
it's vegan, He's like that it wasn't. No cheese was

(47:11):
made from cash. It's like cash. And so you gave
the girls a bunch of your clothes. Yeah. Yeah, she
had this whole pile of clothes and we just all
went over there, like picking and choosing from Amy's clothes.
It was awesome. That's one of the benefits of like
us being like I mean, that's generation older. We have

(47:31):
like two generations on the show. Yeah, cover there and
then there's but like my deed, I gave up a
bunch of my clothes are because work makes me have
a bole this new clothes all the time, and so
my de was my clothes that are almost brand new. Yeah.
So are you guys gonna feel ridiculous about wearing them
into work? No, not at all. They're like super cute

(47:51):
and stylish. I wouldn't even get have those things, like
she could pull off more than I can pull off. Mike,
did you ever feel we're wearing my clothes? You know?
I get so many compliments whenever your clothes in Yeah, okay,
it's all good. Yeah, passing on down. We're all gonna
start looking like you're older than Yeah, we're like the
big siblings passing it down there a little Yeah, yeah,

(48:15):
you pass us some them, big brother. You know how
you go? I guess about once a year, so I'll
go to one of those habachi things where they're like, hey,
and they put the girl out and they throw the
egg in their pocket. So you sit around a table
with people you don't know you could, You'll sit they're okay,

(48:36):
have a seat, and all of a sudden, it's like
you and a people you don't know and you don't
have talk to them. But they only have so many
girls in a place, so it makes sense. Yeah. Well
Morgan number two, our web girl went to a place.
Was this a habachi family style place? Or was it
like a different kind of food? Oh? No, this is
like southern home cooks kind of food. Okay. So you
sit down at the table and it's family style, yes,

(48:58):
family style, and you sit with about like worteen other
people that you don't know. Now do you share the
food with them too? Yes, it's like passed around family
style with people you don't know. Yes, that's undisgusting. But
it's like it's like Thanksgiving essentially both strangers. Okay, No,
and it's really good. It's good. Wait wait wait, wait
wait that I don't care how good it is. It's weird. Okay.

(49:20):
So it's just like a place that's hard to get into.
I mean it's not hard, but it's really popular. It's
a really huge place to go and be prepared to wait.
You literally get Let's say, I say I'd like some
mashed potatoes and they bring me mashed patos that I
requested that I'm paying for, and then I gotta pass
it to people that eat my mashed potatoes. Yes, essentially,

(49:43):
like you're passing them around like you'd be at a
meal with your people. I don't know. That's freak. That
may not even me from in town. He may freak.
Probably is from out of town. Probably is happening with
this restaurant. Did you make friends? Yeah? I made friends,
But everybody's spoons are wanna to know, Like it's like
a serving speed and it's worth it. Though, it's so

(50:05):
worth it. It's like good southern what's new places she knew.
I need to have a talk with them, and I
need to go request my own food. It's a good point, though.
Do you order for everyone? Or can like, no, I
order the fried okra? Does it like that? What if
it never gets to me? Yes, go ahead, but it's
all you can eat. So there's that too. Okay. Did

(50:26):
you and your boyfriend go? Yeah? We did. Morgan number
two has a boyfriend that will not post her on
social media. We still think that he's shut down his
social media life once they started dating. Now you tell
me there's something smells fishy there how's it. He's still
not posting about you? Huh? Still not posting though, not
most about anything though, Yeah, it's what I'm saying. But
he shut it down like period. Yes, he posted about

(50:48):
you on Facebook. No that he doesn't even have like Facebook,
go on Instagram and look at your photos and like them.
Not really like she lets me tag him and stuff.
But that's really about the only activity there is. And
how's that relationship going? It's really has been together? How long?
About six months? Oh? Wow, only that long? Yeah, that's

(51:09):
that's like ten years a long time. Yeah, but it's
been a long time. It feels like forever, like the
whole time it worked here basically like yours all right,
thank you Morgan. Number two. You guys talking about marriage,
I don't know, it was like come up in conversation.
I mean, no, like generalities, yes, but no, both have
the goal of getting married one day. What do you

(51:29):
talk about? Like if you were to get married, would
you want to have kids? Would you want to have yeah,
like see if we have similar interests in that future.
Would you share a bank account? Do you describe a
wedding a wedding ring? Damn, that's engagement. We have not
got that far. Okay, all right? That I just thought
it was so weird. Do you want to get that far?
She orders like this salmon and everybody else gets to

(51:50):
buy too. How is that not weird? The weirdest thing.
I guess I hadn't thought much about it, and you've
been Yeah, it's you. I'm shocked you haven't gone yet.
I'm never going, only because I'm not sharing my food
with anyone. I want my own table, my own food.
That's crazy talk. Everybody trans America show. So our band,

(52:20):
The Raging Idiots when we played this weekend, had a
couple of shows in the row, but Kansas and Missouri
played two awesome theaters, and so we go. And it
was a crazy weekend because a couple of things happen.
First of all, this little girl was holding up a sign.
He's probably ten years old and she's selling up a sign.

(52:42):
She's like, hey, it's my birthday. All I want to hug.
And I noticed her arms are gonna get tired, and
so I was like early in the show, I was like, hey,
come on up, come up on the stage. So bring
it up on the stage. And as it had birthday,
is there any song that you like any song in
the world, and she's like, I like Starbucks, an old
song that we used to do. She's like ten years old,

(53:03):
and she takes the microphone and crushes it, and the
whole crowds on their feet. She's tanned, just slamming it.

(53:33):
It's up on my Instagram. We were just like, holy gosh,
knew every word to the whole wrong. The next night,
we got to Spring Film, Missouri and we're in the
middle of playing NAMA's Day and so, you know, we're
and I looked down and I see a dude get
down on his knee and started proposing to his girlfriend,
like in the middle of the song, and so I

(53:53):
don't stop the song in the middle of it, but
at the end of it, I'm like, what did you
just so they did he proposed. So this is me
on Instagram talking to them afterwards. Okay, so we're doing
Raging Idiots shown and these two just your name Austin,
what's your name? Unname? But people went on not mistake

(54:16):
and she said yes and threw me a bit. I
was right in the middle of a singing and then
I see him go down. I was like, man, what
a weird that like their song. I don't know, I

(54:36):
haven't I have no idea. What is he like? She
thought he was gonna like leave her, but he's like now,
I don't know if so for them from the Raging
Idiots say wedding song, they walked down the aisle to
this thirty in the morning and the suit that I

(54:56):
was born in. Girl, while you laugh and at me,
come on, baby with my khakis. I'm running late, need
to beat it, like Jackson, But you're kind of a
distraction because I can't stop watching you showing me your service,
and I like the best looking bad influence I ever saw.

(55:20):
Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm stay.
Ain't no way I'm about to leave you in a
press of lolla floor like that. You look a little
lonely on that tack. I should be saying goodbye. I
lose my job, and now I'm staying. Come over here
and let me jumping on the stretches. You'll do it.
I mean a students don't know nothing bout yo. Gat all.

(55:45):
Probably gotta hit the road, but now I'm mistake. Now mistake,
I'm not mistake. Y'all trying to be responsible, but you're
making it impossible in the spandex pants looking up FLEXI
bulling you down though, Now I'm a staying. Ain't no way,

(56:07):
I'm about to leave you in the presser on the
floor like that. You look a little only on that back.
I should be saying goodbye. I lose my job. Now
I'm a staying. I'm a man, and let me jump
in on the stretches. You'll do with my mes do this.
I don't know nothing by your gat probably got hit

(56:29):
the road, but now I'm gonna stay. Now I'm a
staying and probably got to hit the road. But now
I'm a stay. Now I'm a stay. Now I'm a stay.
You're the guest looking bad affluence I ever saw. I
ain't got a glue with the squeeze, but now stay.

(56:50):
Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you in the
presser on the floor like that. You look a little
only on that bad I should be saying goodbye, I
lose my job, but I'm sticking there. You'll do I
don't know nothing about Probably it's a room. I'm as

(57:17):
probably a room. But now we always saw a couple
of get married to that or no, don't no, get engaged.
I guess there's a difference. Huh, I haven't done. It
was a big difference. Yeah. So anyway, it's good to
see everybody. Glad everybody came out. By the way, tomorrow

(57:38):
Amy goes to Haiti and so she leaves during the show,
and then we'll see that she came back with the kids.
That's Cliffhanger the Monday after Thanksgiving. How amazing would that be? Amazing?
But what the dodds? Is? He? Right? No, not zero
illegally legally, I don't Yeah, I don't know, not unless
I meet the president. Yeah, I mean I've set my goals,

(57:59):
like we're reaching for the stars, like that could what
if I did? And then he was like, oh wow,
y'all wow the Bobby Bone Show. I'm a fan, like
your listen every morning. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
so tomorrow Amy, that's like the first hour, hour and
a half that she gets on a flight. She goes here,
has meetings all morning, all day for like two days.
They don't celebrate Thanksgiving over there, so she's staying there

(58:22):
all weak to make stuff happen. Yeah. I'm just like
trying to do what I can. I gotta go fight
for these kids. Like, I just there's I can't just
sit back anymore. And if we've got time off and
they advised that I get there on Tuesday, then I'm
gonna go. Well, heads up, so thank you. If you're
a big Amy fans, she won't be on the second
half of the show tomorrow. But if you're not an

(58:45):
Amy fan, tomorrow will be a dream come truth. It's
win win. But most people are big Amy fans. Yeah,
I just want to let him know. I just saw
this pop up. A new study finds that physically fit
men who are well to do a more attractive to women.
H physically and well to do. So if you're fit

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and you have a lot of money, women love you more.
How much they spent on that study looking good? Yeah? Yeah,
really researchers at the university. Yeah here, who's like, I
got an idea for a study. Let's pull whether or
not women think good looking Richmond are good looking? Well.

(59:29):
To be fair, you know a lot of people are
doing studies to have for the thesis is for you know,
grad school advance, so you have to come up with
those new ideas and so sometimes studies are done. But there,
you know, I get it. I mean they're probably studying personality. Obviously.
It's saying personality doesn't matter, which I disagree. Personality matters
a lot cool only if they're good looking and have

(59:49):
a bunch of money. Though, Yes, listen, I know a
lot of guys have wonderful personalities. Yeah, I mean, I mean,
like like a as we're struggling, you know, over here, Amy, Yeah,
like over here, give me personality out the gazoo. You
know you have it. You're you're so hard on yourself.
You're good looking, yeah yeah, and you're successful, yeah, good

(01:00:12):
at your job. Everybody defines success differently, but I would
say you're there. Yeah, but you don't think you're there
beating them off with a stick to look at this.
Get off of me, ladies, yeah, the ladies all over me. E.
Give me some room, ladies. Wisconsin's trying to lower a

(01:00:34):
drinking age to nineteen years old. Under the bill, the
legal drinking age to drop to nineteen. If it were
to pass, there's a possibility they'll be losing some of
its federal highway money. So I don't even know. I
just don't think that there should be a reason eighteen
year old shouldn't be able to drink to make a
nineteen make everything nineteen. Like pick an age. That's always
my thing, Like, let's have an adult age. So I'm

(01:00:55):
having four door ages, one for voting, one for drinking,
one for renting a car. One let's if you're eighteen
or twenty one or whatever that desired ages. That's just
the age go crazy, like you're an adult. That's it.
I hope they do. I hope the lower to nineteen

(01:01:15):
beer and cheese. Well, I'd like to say that they're
not old enough to tell, you know, like an eighteen
year old isn't mature enough to put I know a
lot of adults that are mature enough to drink beer.
It we just define things. If you're an adult, you're
an adult. By the way, I'm an adult. But when
I saw the penis of was drawn in the sky
by jet I laughed so hard. US Navy officials as
said it was absolutely unacceptable that one of their pilots

(01:01:38):
used a jets the trail that the smoke to draw
a wiener in the sky. And I'm gonna tell you,
I laughed and laughed. And the fact that a wiener
it's Obscene's kind of weird. It's the human body. I'm
always weird about the people being like nakedness. We all
have butts and we all have naked part and the

(01:02:00):
fact that it's weird do we have negaparts? It's so
weird to me. But I also thought it was funny.
I'm gonna know, So why do we tell our kids
not to joke about It's because we were told Yeah,
because they think it's so funny. Man, what do you
what do you mean like butts and all that stuff,
Like they just think it's hilarious. Oh like, if my
kids make a butt joke, I'm not gonna I'm not

(01:02:22):
mad at that. It's just to human everybody. The human
body is something everybody has. Everybody has, So the fact
that things are taboo, it's just that it's just weird
to me. But anyway, I thought it was a hilarious story.
That I mean, Also, what skill I ask your husband?
Ask you guys know how hard it would be for
him because he fly splints. How hard it would be
for him to draw a wiener in this guy because

(01:02:44):
this guy was doing like looke like making sure all
the line it was all he had to have it
all out. It was real. It was art. Like, I
don't know much about art. Sometimes I'll be at someplace
and I'll be like, look at this painting. It's the
bubbly and I'm like, wow, that's a nice piece. And
I don't really understand or appreciate it because but when
I saw that, there was a real appreciation for the arts.
There's something that's happening to that pilot hopefully gets like

(01:03:07):
a rage he gets into like a new medal or
something like. That's one of those. It's like definitely going rogue. Yeah,
hey mean he's yeah, balls to the wall on that one.
That means that's what it doesn't turn pilots to use, right, right,
But they pushed there because it's like the throttle that's

(01:03:27):
what that means, the throttle ball. Yes, that's that's where
the saying comes from. We never did figure out what
close but no cigar? I did. Did you look it up? Yeah,
So it was just a saying that somebody sit on
the news one time because the cigar shop went went
down in flames, but it didn't it wasn't completely lost,
so they were like, it was close, but no cigar.
That's yeah, that that huh interesting. I don't really know

(01:03:53):
how to say it. Obviously, no you do close for
no cigar. We don't use the right context. Chris Jansen
has the number one song with Fix a Drink. I
can take rats to pull it on, mix it on
a band gets your favorite right? You know the song
that that drunk girl song he plays it's like, you know,
have respect for women? That song it was on piano.

(01:04:14):
I watched him played on Instagram because he takes he
plays the keys. Think about christ Jansen is he's so
he knows all the instruments and I was watching on
his Instagram him play it this week. I don't know
if you've ever heard this song yet. It's called drunk
Girl from Chris Jansen couple of Cup of Child. Damn's
got a hand looking like a rainbow in and out

(01:04:38):
of every boy on a whim, just like the wind blow.
She easy to a bachelorie. I'm coming off of breakup.
Take a drunk Girl home. She's bound like a pinball,
singing every wood she never knew answer with her rise
blues likes easy on him on in the room. Here's

(01:05:01):
a proving mass falling out of that. Take a Drunk Girl,
Take a Drunk Girl Home, let's leave all alone. Leave
her keys on the counter, your number by phone, pick
up her life. She threw on the floor in the

(01:05:23):
wholesome walk out and lock the door. That's how she
knows he was between a boy and man. Take a
drunk girl home. It's a good woman. So here's the story.
A series of lottery numbers came to one while she
was sleeping, and she told her husband and he goes,

(01:05:44):
I'm playing them. Then he played them one hundred dollars.
Oh my goodness. He never plays the lotto, but he
did it specifically because she was like, yeah, go play
the lotto, and she was like, no, I had a
dream about these numbers. And he was like, let's go
planing the lottery, and he did, and they want a
hundred thousand dollars. Isn't that crazy? I mean, probably crazy

(01:06:08):
random coincidence, Like super crazy random coincidence. Still that's nutting, uh.
Sierra and Georgia, good morning, Good morning, Bobby Amy. I
love you guys so much. Thank you. Did did you
dream something I did? I actually dreamed that I had
a boy before I was actually pregnant. So like a
few weeks later I had a dream and then like

(01:06:29):
A few weeks later, I found out I was pregnant,
and I didn't tell anybody about this dning. This is
actually my first time ever saying anything my boyfriend. No
one even knows. So yeah, wait, they don't know you're
pregnant or they don't know. You have to dream. He
didn't have dream? Okay, oh yeah, I have a one
year old now, okay, okay, So but so you had

(01:06:50):
a dream before you even knew you were pregnant. Yes, No,
I actually found out a few weeks later after I
had a dream. I signed out I was pregnant, and
I was so excited. I'm like, my god, if I
found out I'm having a boy, I'm gonna be so freaking.
And that is what happened. I had a boy. Do
you think like your body was like knowing you were pregnant,
so you had to dream, and like, how do you

(01:07:11):
feel about that? Do you think like it was some
kind of well I was kind of thinking the same thing.
I was like, I'm not sure, like I don't know,
I don't know. I was just really freak when I
found out I was having a boy, and I was
excited at the same time. So, well, that's cool. I
appreciate you. I appreciate you and me. I think you're
gonna be amazing. Mom in congratulations, Thank you, thank you.

(01:07:32):
Have a good day. Clayton in Texas Well Clayton. Hey, hey, dude,
so you had a dream. What happened? Hey? Uh? So
that story first, that started off March eleven to our
house burnt down. Everybody got up, So that was a
great thing. We had lost a cat and the cat
had Uh. We've been looking for it for a few days,

(01:07:54):
and I was laying in bed and just passed out,
and I saw this chat walk across the street, right
down the road from my house. Well, we kept looking
for the cat for a couple more days, and well
and behold, we went right down the road about nine
o'clock at night, and that cat was sitting on the
left side of the road and walk right across and
to the right side of the road, just like I
saw in my dream. Man. It was, uh, one of

(01:08:15):
the craziest things I've ever experienced, to be honest. So
you dreamed and then you went and found the cat
in the same spot. Yeah. We actually weren't able to
get the cat back because there was a very wooded
area and he uh, I guess that it had scared
him so much that he just wanted to live outside
after that. But it was the exact same spot. Man.
It was right by my uncle's house, about a block

(01:08:35):
and a half down from the house. I appreciate you now, man. Uh.
Cindy in Oklahoma? Hey, Cindy, how are you? I'm great, Bobby.
I'm so excited to talk to you. Thank you very much.
Where are you in Oklama? I am in Canton, Oklahoma?
Actually Baldy Canton is my favorite one. Okay, so tell

(01:09:00):
your dream story. Okay. So I had a dream that
my friend, my very very best friend, was in a
car accident, and um, she died in my dream. But
the good thing was that she was in a car
accident the very next day, but she didn't die in it,
but she did get hurt. But she's okay now. And

(01:09:21):
I never told her about my dream because that was
kind of crazy. You dreamed to the accident, that she
had an accident. Yes, we've been best friends since the
eighth grade. Do you believe that was some sort of
like psychic like some sort of premonition or do you
think it was a random No? I believe in all
that good stuff do. Yeah, then why would you tell

(01:09:44):
her then? All because she was kind of not um
very happy after the wreck and so it was just
not a good thing before the wreck, Like if you
believe in that, Like if I had dreamed like Amy,
don't go walking an ice and bush your head, I dreamed,
I'd be like Amy had dream you walked in nice
and busch your head. Don't go in this situation like

(01:10:04):
her friend could basically never get a car in I
don't know shore you guys talking about this point, but hey,
I appreciate you. It's got a little too sad for
me right now. So that's y'all play a song. I
want to like, I dreamed have met my husband. His
name was Jim, And then you know who I met
the next day, Jim. Instead, I got a cat and
never returned an accident. Oh boy, appreciate all the dream calls.

(01:10:28):
They just got a little too sad for me me too.
I was like, oh, like, I like it when you call.
That's on me. I just gotta speak. I mean, I
got a lot of people dead, people come back, and
I'm like, I'm good on that. I'm good on that
one though. Amy. Amy just told me she has some
kind of rapid fire bit she wants to run by
me in a second. What is it in the pile? Yeah, okay,

(01:10:50):
what's it about. I'm calling it Turkey Day rapid fire
with Bobby. That's why I'm in the name segments pretty
much during Creative I don't know what them um fun
ways to learn more about what Bobby likes and things.
Kidding again, terrible segment that's coming up in a second. Here,

(01:11:11):
there was a guy got arrested. They pulled him over
and he had sixty dollars and tolls. He just kept
driving through the tolls. Yeah. So I don't live I mean,
I don't drive tolls. I don't even when I am
more tolls are I go around him and I'm not
paying that, So I'm not a toll person even understands them. Really,

(01:11:31):
I never put a sticker on my car. Yeah. So,
but this guy was six tho dollars and they were like,
you're going to jail. I got a told fine thing
and it went to my parents because my parents owned
the car that was driving at the time, and they
never gave it to me, and I earned two dollars
in interest and then my parents are like paying, so
he probably like a seven dollar told but exactly pile

(01:11:54):
of stories. I guess Roger Federer is not really hurting
for money because he just became, like recently became like
the guy to get the most payouts. That's it called
when you earn money from winning things, prize money, prize
prize money. But they made more money endorsements into prize money. Yeah,
so this is prize money. I guess Tiger Woods held
the record, but Federal now has made a hundred and

(01:12:16):
ten point two million dollars in his career from tournaments
and probably five times at endorsements. Yeah, like he like Rolex.
I see his Rolex commercials all the time. Like that's nice.
He gets paid a lot. I mean, he's the greatest
player of all time. And they say, like this is
only going to continue to go up because he stayed
really healthy and he's just going to keep playing. What
else you got over there? What is that not good? Well,

(01:12:39):
it's just you're talking about sports. Just confuses everyone, what
even me? That's just next story that was brutal. That
was good, as we're moving on from it. Okay, Well,
nobody reads terms and conditions over and we're not alone
because the survey found the nine seven percent of people

(01:13:00):
they just click agree three percent of people that read it.
That's amazing. Yeah, no, that's definitely. I'm married to one
of them. I'm the three percent. Like he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa did you just go and click that. I'm like yeah,
He's like, you didn't read it. I'm like, nope, yeah,
I've never read a conditions Yeah, even where we bought
a house think about it. Yeah, it's just there's just

(01:13:22):
an extra square to click. That's all I see. Okay,
what else you go? Okay, Okay, this time for the
fun game that I wanted to play with Bobby, and
it's called Turkey Day Rapid Fire with Bobby. All Right,
here we go. Okay, turkey or ham turkey, mashed potatoes
with gravy or without gravy with gravy. Really it was
a non gravy guy. Okay, mac and cheese or green

(01:13:43):
mean castrole, mag and cheese stuffing or sweet potatoes. M
I call it dressing. Okay, dressing or sweet potatoes. Well,
I like them both, but I'll go dressing just gets
what kind of my first because you can't targue about dressing. Okay,
Pumpkin pie, pump pie, pumpkin pie, that's the quincidential Thanksgiving pie.
Pumpkin pie. Yeah, is that's the game? Like I know

(01:14:04):
more about you know, did I win? Did I win? Money? Earnings?
Do have the biggest earnings ever in that game history? No?
But do you want to know what the most popular
pie is that Thanksgiving? And it's not either of those.
I'm gonna guess Thanksgiving America pop it's not. If it's
not pumpkin, it's gonna be something like apple pie. Probably stupid.

(01:14:27):
It's not a Thanksgiving pie that's the popular pie. Okay, Well,
this is a survey about Thanksgiving food, and it does apple.
That's just like the generic pie everybody. Just in case
that shouldn't win, what else you get? Okay? So a
new survey asked people to name their favorite things that
happen at work for the holidays, and time off at

(01:14:48):
number one, which is sort of funny that it was
a work survey. They're like not having to go to work. Yeah,
that's the best part, I figured, Bobby, that's the part
that you probably hate, though. I like sleeping in I'd
like to come in around one. I'm telling you, guys,
don't know how long and good mornings. I feel it
in my bones. I don't how long I can do
this anymore. I just don't know. Do you have three

(01:15:08):
years in me? I don't know one year. I don't
know what. We don't handle it. I have no idea.
I just don't know if I can do this much longer.
My quality of life is not there because after it's
not good. So maybe tomorrow I wake up. I'm the
kind of guy that will wake up tomorrow and go
I'm done. That's what scares me. Oh yeah, I'll be

(01:15:31):
like I'm done. We I won't I won't quit, but
I'll be like, I'm done doing the mornings. We can
figure something else out, or I'll just Barry Sanders. This
thing what explained that one got in the Hall of Fame?
Quit Now? He didn't get the Hall of Fame. Yeah,
but he was like stop his game. He was like,
he's like the lines suck, I'm out just walk. Yeah.
So yeah, I just can't do this much longer. I

(01:15:52):
don't think something got change. It's like TV show. You
don't need Late nine TV anymore. You just watch it
whenever you want. I thought, when you to do with
this show? I'm in about two pm or whenever I'm ready,
and then right they recorded like a three yes, yeah, yeah,
I have not done good. I am with this morning thing.
I'm done with that. Other things that we look forward
to at work during the holidays is a holiday bonus?

(01:16:15):
Do we get that if that's a company? Oh okay?
Also people like that. Everyone just generally in a better mood.
It's happier around the office place, and that the company
Christmas party. I think the bonus when you work in
media that you have a job. Here's your bonus. Is
a dying breed. You're still employed? Yeah? Probably, Yeah, right,

(01:16:37):
you just gave us two really good First of all,
our profession is dying. I mean, it is what it is,
but it's never never been the same. It's always changing.
But yeah, they like the newspapers and then have to
get into tennis like Roger Federer, I'm gonna start a
saving account. Yeah, hey, merry Christmas. Everybody a good one.

(01:17:01):
I maybe that's my pilot and everybody transmitted America show.
I got a few things I want to say about music.
Lend me your ears countryman here. First of all, I
think that's unfair that people are giving Taylor kind of

(01:17:22):
a hard time for not surpassing her last record. It's
about the same. I think that she's at one point
three million records. But let me say this, we're not.
First of all, if you saw records, that's a cree,
eliminate Taylor from it. You sell a million records nowadays,
that's nuts. The only one that i've seen to that's
Adele She had three million in a week like But
other than that, Taylor, depending on what the final numbers are,

(01:17:45):
one point two, nine and one point three, did what
she did with the last record in a time when
people are buying less records. So even though the number
is the same, it's actually more, if that makes sense.
Some people like, oh, she didn't beat She kind of did.
Because you're looking at the rated thecords going down. Yes,
when you stay the same, everybody's going down. Logically, that's

(01:18:05):
a going up. If you can take that at it.
Do you understand I'm saying so. I love when people
can sell records because it's not a record selling environment anymore. Uh. Listen,
Taylor didn't put anything streaming, which I think is brilliant.
I would never put an thing stream over the first
couple of weeks like you want it, buy it, suckers,
and then let it stream later. But you have to

(01:18:25):
be a powerful artist to do that, because I tried
that once. Nobody to do so. I put out my
own greatest hits jazz collections just nobody. But I think
what Taylor did was awesome. And I think anyone writing
stories like you know that she didn't do better than
her last record. First of all, she kind of did.
She did the same at a time when everybody else

(01:18:48):
is doing worse. So shout out, Taylor, what you to
what you need to do. So there's that A couple
of things I wanta talk about too. Chris Stapleton put
out a new song. It's good. Where is it? Oh? Yes,
here it is. It's called trying to Untangle My Mind.

(01:19:13):
Die Plunn. I love this long. I mean, the guy
didn't put out a bad song. By the way. Chris
Stapleton is the pizza music like it's all good. You
might like some of them better than others, but you
dain't ever bad pizza. Chris Stampleton is musical pizza. It's

(01:19:36):
called trying to untangle my mind. It's gonna give you
a little bit of it. Then you go download or
streaming or what. I'm trying a lot of whisky in
my time, and I've a lot of women fine, and

(01:19:57):
I'm made lon I will ever die turned to one
thing my mind? Pick up you think me? Come on,
love me A lot of choices? Ever wrong? Lit a

(01:20:17):
good love friend to many nights a long. I've been
out on the edge and I've saw across line trying
to wanting to my mind. If you see me and

(01:20:40):
I love some least so far down to get I'm
just trying to golanta my mind. Come on now on
the thing taking a church. That's a second thing. The

(01:21:04):
third thing. You we can hate on me all you want.
I mentioned it this morning. I started playing that Florida
Georgia line song meant to Be, And so all of
this are downloaded and people like Bobby Now it's my
country radio because you played it, and it's I just
like good music. This is meant to Be song is
one of the biggest jams on the radio period. It's

(01:21:25):
Florida Georgia line and Baby Rexa. You can blame me
or credit me or whatever. I'll take out of the
way as long as we get good songs on the radio.
Baby oh back, kick your pretty feed up on my day.
I think it's actually a Babe Rexa song, baby Me.

(01:22:10):
I mean, come on, that's such a good song. They
got two jams in a row, that Bullfrog song and
then that one, and listen. I've been sometimes I've not
been the biggest photo George Lyon fan. But good music
is just good music. Come on like that. I appreciate

(01:22:51):
you guys being here. A couple of things. One, Amy
will be here for the early part of the show tomorrow,
but then she leaves to go to Haiti in the morning,
So I guess you gotta tonight. Huh. It's gotta be
loaded and ready to get get your business face ready
for that, right, and I'm packing clothes for business. Problem.
You get loud like that overseas and may keep you
and then, no, I'm not worried about that. Yeah, you're

(01:23:13):
trapped in China and you're begging to get sent back
over it happens. Don't shoplift over there either. No, don't
be crazy shoplift. I'm just saying more. They thinking they were,
they were, They not we're gonna go. Mr Bobby Bones
on Instagram. I posted a thing from Netflix. I was

(01:23:35):
watching The Punisher and some say the scene that posted
on my instat story was a little too violent, but
it was a TV show. But you can go see
it for yourself. I didn't take it down because, you
know what, I'm a rebel. Yeah, I don't have a cause.
Mr Bobby Bones on Instagram. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks
for hanging out with us today.