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June 3, 2024 32 mins

Find out what happened that caused Lunchbox to get stood up and how he's handling it... Plus, we share some of our favorite pop culture moments and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Alizay, what's up.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hope you guys had a good weekend. Morning studio morning.
I get your pins out because this get to no question.
It's got to be instant. Write your answer down. You
have five seconds to drop your pin just because I
need the first thing that comes to your mind when
I say this. And I did this as an experiment
to myself. I don't know love my answer, but it's
the first thing. Ready, everybody, what's the first pop culture

(00:35):
event or moment that comes to mind? To go the
first pop culture of interer moment of all time that
comes to mind? Three oh boy? Two one pins down.
Even if you don't have a fully, I just need to, Okay,
I can tell you mine. Mine was for I don't
know why. But when that question was posed, I was like, uh,
Kanye Taylor Swift, Okay, it's the VMA's it's not bad

(00:57):
where Taylor's winning the award. Kanye is like, no, no, no,
Beyonce deserved this award. Then I started spiraling in lots
of directions, but that, to me, was the very first
thing that came to my mind. Don't know why Video
Music Awards way back in the day, Amy.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm Travis, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well I got written in your mind.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I was just.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Salt that's something on Instagram and then I was I
pictured them specifically. There was some concert I think she
was overseas and he's side stage and he's jamming out
and she changed the lyrics to say something about the
chiefs or him or something and she ran off stage
and hugged them.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, Eddie all time.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
It's not good, but I wrote down Janet Jackson's nipples.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Big one though.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
I mean, I don't know why, but that's the first
thing that happened. JT like pulling.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Changed live broadcasting as we know it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Everything had to be delayed and oh that's what did though, Yeah,
oh yeah, big time.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
It changed everything.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Delays had to go on studios all over the world
and they planned that yeah, okay, lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Britney Spears and the umbrella umbrella and that she's sitting
on top of the car and oh, head was shaved,
head shaved.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I mean it was like that's when I realized.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
I was like, uh, oh, something's.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Wrong with Britney Wild.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
What's what's the second one that comes to mind. Okay,
mine just kind of mind. Marilyn Roe over the air.
I don't know why they came up, but you know
she's over the vent and that blows her dress up.
She holds it down. Tom, Yeah, the video. I was
in the video, but also I wasn't there for Taylor
and Kanye. It's a movie, it is. Yeah, it's like
from a movie, like I think that is a pop
culture moment.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Secondly, popped right right popped in my head.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I just pictured Jlo's green dress. Good and she's a
diddy and good bad.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Oh j Simpson trial trial or Bronco trial came to
mine first. Yeah, trial, I mean because I remember middle school.
That was all the talk, man, it was all the
ray every day we talked about Eddie.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Yeah, Tom Cruise jumping on a chair overhaps that's kind
of in my head for some reason.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Fun game, fun game, Morgain. Very first pop culture moment
comes to mind all the time.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake can alten them. Oh yeah,
the picture on the red carpet, and then or Shania
Twain in her leopard outfit. Those two all right, good
job everybody.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
Just wanted to see where heads were that whole ride
in it down changes the game.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, because you have to commit to it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, even to write something so I can look at
it and go, oh, you just want to change your
mind talking about this. What's the marily Monroe movie something,
maybe Asphalt Jungle or something like.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't know, but I.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Just mail gets and getting pulled over, saying like I.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Can't stop them.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh I can do is picture moments A turn it off,
she yelled at this, turn it off.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, glad you guys are here. All right, let's open
up the mail bag.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
You send the game mail and read it all the air.
Pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. Over the weekend, my wife hit
me with a great idea. She thinks I should have
her name tattooed somewhere on my body. Then she got
a little put off when I hesitated. First off, I
never said no, I just said I'd think about it.
She's my wife, I love her. But even though I
have a few tattoos already, I feel like it could
be bad luck getting your name tattooed on me forever.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Then if we get divorced. I'd have to have it
covered up, her removed.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
She sees my hesitation as me thinking we are not
destined to be together forever. Is there any benefit to
doing this? Is there any compromise? Signed the hesitant husband. Yeah, Bro,
First of all, I don't ever talk about if we
get divorced.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, there's should be.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. You may think
that in your head, but you don't say that out loud.
But also if you're not thinking it, if he had
no tattoos, I could easily sit here and go you
don't want a tattoo, you're scared of tattoos, you don't
like tattoos done. If he has a bunch, I would say,

(04:52):
if he has ever four, that's kind of the line
of you got a lot, get another. So if she yeah,
if you're thinking of getting another, you really can't get
another one. Then if you say no to this, yeah,
I mean you can. But she's gonna be irritated.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, when he comes home with a little like lion
on his arms.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You have the liberty bell on your nipple.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm telling you she's gonna be like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa so you got two choices. Get it, and you
can get it covered up if something happens, like you say,
or don't.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But you can't get another tattoo.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Don't you have your wife's just initial, first initial?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, that's what the sea that she wrote.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
She has a B for you and you have a C.
Like maybe he could come rise and just do the
first letter of her name, and that way, if he
wants to add to it, if they can divorce, he
can turn it into like you know.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, think of other things, have a list of words
to start with that letter. Just yeah, yeah, this is
what I would say. Like my real life advice is
just if you have a bunch tattoos, just get it.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Like your C could stand for calendar.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Good point.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
You know you love the calendar or calendar.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
If you were to, I'll never change it. Yeah, okay, bro,
get the tattoo. However, you don't want to get tattoo,
you can't get another tattoo. This is just the dynamic
in the relationship. I'm not even saying what she's proposing
is healthy and if she's gonna hold it against you,
I'm not saying that's healthy, but I'm saying that is
the situation at hand.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
She's not gonna let it go.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yes, since she's being unhealthy, just join her.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I agree to get it. Get it on your forehead,
really show her what's up. She'll dread you ever sure
shure regret that. All right, thank you? Close up the
mail bag.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
We got your geam.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Mail and we read it on you air.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Now let's find the clothes Bobby's mail.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
Dig yamn.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Lunchbox is walking this morning going to Chang Chink to ching,
and he said he's brought us some audio of our
ch chin to chink to ching. I don't bring up
the palette. We don't add something we don't talk about
on the show. Lunchbox freaked out. It's an ugly day.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
In the history of the show.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
But we all invested money into what it's called like
a return palette. We didn't know what was in it,
but it's all Amazon returns, and then we opened it
here on the show. We're trying to sell it back individually.
It became such an issue. Somebody on the show freaked
out and left and said a bunch of bad words.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's all bad words.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Someone on the show, you did you were on theirport
And then yeah, oh we have audio. I mean somebody was,
somebody was you.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Remember that you black on the blocked down, but we
don't bring it up. He's bringing it out. What do
you have?

Speaker 7 (07:15):
I got a documentary man, what it's like being a
salesman of returns and when you go meet people all that.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
So yeah, I hit it ray.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
Something to make another palace, say, just waiting waiting for
a customer. The threll. Let me tell you the thrill
of this is you don't know if you're about to
get robbed, you know about if you're about to show up.
It's just like a guessing game. So let's cross our fingers.
This person shows up and buys that palette on it
sought a business. You gotta be patient, man, gotta be patient.
Waiting's twenty two minutes, twenty two minutes. But all for

(07:46):
the money, you know what I mean? Got a grind,
You got a grind to make that money?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
What were you selling?

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Selling boat cover?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
And uh it was listed for sixty. A guy hit me,
he said would you take fifty?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I said, let me talk to the.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Banker deal and then I never heard him.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh yeah, and then no, here it is.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh he did show up. No, oh, he didn't show up.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
I stood up, dude, first time I stood out there
for thirty nine minutes, had.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Time to make a little documentary.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
You waited for thirty minutes, thirty nine, Why don't you
stay for the forty? Because then I was just like,
he ain't coming.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh thirty nine minutes.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Terrible man him his money and he was only going
to get fifty but divided by all of us.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
It's like, yeah, sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
About that, man.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, oh dude, it hurt.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Like I was like this, you message him, messaged him
like twelve times.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
He ever return your message?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Not after the like he said.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
We set the meeting time for five thirty pm, and
I was like, all right, I'm headed there.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Like see then nothing.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
I was like, all right, I'm out front.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Twelve minutes. I was like, hey, man, you're still coming.
And then like was he reading him?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is it read?

Speaker 7 (08:56):
I don't know, man, it's on what's it called on craigslist?
Oh so you're just sending him an email because that
we had been going back and forth.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
They never responded, never responded, And.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Then one car pulled up and I walk up to
the window.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
Oh no, He's like, are you Erica is Uber driver
someone across the street.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Uber, Yeah, you like, do I look like Erica?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah? I was to buy a boat cover I do
have a boat. Go over here, man, so.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I back at it. Let us know, when we make
that money, we're not bringing it up. You gotta bring
it to us.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
I gotta bring it to you.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
But yeah, guys, was saying. I was sitting there just going, man,
this sucks. Is what it feels like to get stood.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Up on a date.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You never had that happen in real life, of course,
not not a guy like that.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 11 (09:35):
How much box.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Five year old Jordan was born without a left hand,
so he just had nothing, you know what I mean, Like,
what am I gonna do? But they said, ah, time
to get this guy fitted for.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
A bionic arm.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
And he became the youngest person to get a bionic arm.
And it looks like Iron Man. He went to Manhattan,
got to arm and he was so excited he hailed
it taxi with it.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
A lot of things from this story.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
One of the great part about it is this kid
was born with that hand, probably felt different, didn't like that.
Now yeah, something is super cool. It makes him feel
like he can be part of the group special in
a good way. But just how much do I set
that story up? Amy I looked at each other like
this kid was born, probably had nothing on his arm
and he and he's like, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
So a smoked cigarette and hailed a taxi.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Me he I mean he didn't have a hand.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
So Jordan was like, man, now I got a hero
arm and he feels pretty cool, looks like Iron Man.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, I like the story, like the stories. Yeah, the
setup kind of made us laugh a little.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Pictures like a talking baby.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm missing a hand, all right, thank you. That is
what it's all about.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
That was telling me something good. This game is gonna
be super fun, super easy. If you miss it, you're out.
It's gonna be very easy. It's the most recognizable celebrity voices.
There are ten of these. Everybody may go ten for ten. Oh,
so here we go.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'm gonna give you an example. Just name the voice.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Now, I'm not wanting to sit around doing nothing, not.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
A speed around. We all could have listened, you know,
we could let our listeners here a little bit.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
You know, I guess, good point, good point, Okay, do
not buzz In write it down. Most recognizable celebrity voices.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Number one.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I was checking out and the sack girl was sitting
there and she was going through all the stuff and she.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Was narrating and commenting on everything that.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I had bought.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
And she picks up a bottle of beano.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
She said, is this for you? I'm in. I'm in
for the wind.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Everybody, Yep, yeah, go, good job.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
These are very easy. Number two, I.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
Have a headache.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's not a tuma. It's not a tuma at all.
I'm in. I'm in for the wind.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Amen, Amy Schwartzenegger, Watchboks.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
The Governator Eddie Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Right, there's two excellent.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
The Governator Council. Yeah, we know what you mean.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
Sometimes you gotta go back to go forward. And I
don't mean going back to reminiscent Chase Ghost. I mean
go back to see where you came from, where you've been,
how you got here. That's me from a Lincoln ad
in twenty fourteen. I remember that one. You got parodied
quite a bit, sold a lot of cars too, remember.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Amy.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Matthew McConaughey watchworks.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Matthew McConaughey Matthew McConaughey, good John.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
All right, we take a little step, a little harder.
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (12:38):
I got the horses in the back. Horsetick is at touched?
D is Matt Black? I got the boots is black
to Madge riding on a horse?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Ah? What the now?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Obviously this person is doing Leona's X. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
What in the world.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Does the voice sound familiar at all?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, let's play it again.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
I got the horses in the back horse deck is attached?
Head is Matt Black? I got the boots is black
to med riding on a horse?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Ah, oh, man, I guess I'm in.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You said these are all Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I should have got don't know, I'm going against my.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Gut, lunch bikes, Ronnie done incorrect?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Hang it, Toby Keith, I should have gone my gut.

Speaker 13 (13:32):
Eddie rest in peace. Toby Keith incorrect? Oh, Amy, Tobey
Keith in correct? Is Sam Elliott the actor? Dang, he
sounds just like Toby Keith. Hmm, A little deeper. The
voice is a little deeper.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
But everybody's still in.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, we're bad. We needed that.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Next up, Empowerment is authority.

Speaker 14 (13:55):
It is a sign permission slip to actually seize the deck.
It's the process of getting stronger and more confident and
more engaged and to be empowered to move through the
world without any kind of fear or any kind of apology.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm in, Amy, Oprah lunch, Oprah, Eddie oprah good.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Next, there are.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
Those of us who life the venture to the unexplored,
to see the beauty in the strange and unknown, those
of us who go out there with a sense of wonder.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
And the man Eddie gosh.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
I love that voice.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Amy, Morgan Freeman, name the celebrity voice.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Go ahead. That was really scary.

Speaker 15 (14:47):
And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't
work your breath, certainly we get the job done. Course
you definitely need some tiktacs or something because your breath stinks.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
I'm in again.

Speaker 15 (15:00):
That was really scary, and if you don't mind me saying,
if that don't work your breath, certainly we get the
job done. Course you definitely need some tiktacs or something
because your breath stinks.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
It's funny, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Amy, when he plays the characters, I need the celebrity voice.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Tyler Perry incorrect.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Lunchbox, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Eddie Murphy correct, Amy's out shoot.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
That was the donkey, yeah donky, all right?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Three left, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
You want answers, You don't want.

Speaker 12 (15:35):
The truth because deep down in places you don't talk
about it parties.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
You want me on that wall, you need me on
that wall. I'm in. I'm in for the wind.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Lunchbox, Jack Nicholson, Eddie, you can't handle the truth, Jack
Nicholson correct.

Speaker 16 (15:51):
Next one, My first love brooke my heart for the
first time, and I was like baby baby baby, Oh,
baby baby baby No, like baby baby baby Oh.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Now obviously that's the person doing justin bieber baby Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You wanna hear one more time? Who's the celebrity?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I have no idea. You're gonna have to play it again.

Speaker 16 (16:15):
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
and I was like baby baby baby oh, like baby
baby baby no, like baby baby baby Oh.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
I'm in. You better have some lunchbox. I understand I
about to write something down right here. I have no idea. Lunchbox,
Tom Hanks, what that is? James Earl Jones.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
These are phrases that can or will save relationships.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Amy brought this.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think it's a very valuable segment because I don't
think about stuff like this, of course not.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
So these are things we should say more.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, well, they're good to keep in your back pocket
if the time comes for you to use them. It's
just ways to communicate with your partners that's going to
be more effective than maybe what you typically say, which
is like ugh or really or calm down.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
So you're saying I don't have to mean it, but
it's in case of emergency break glass, just.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Say you'll mean these things because it's like that's your partner.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
You care about this person. But this is just a
better way.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
To communicate, right, give me number one?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
All right, if it bothers you, it matters to me.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
So like some people may not understand, like, hey, I
don't get this, but if it's bothering you, it matters
to me.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So I'm going to listen.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
We were in therapy last week and we're talking about
something and I did not understand her frustration. But what
I told our therapist, I said, hey, I understand that
I do not understand and will not understand, but I
do also understand I need her to be happy, and
so I understand I don't get it, but I want
to help.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
So now, a simple way to say that is.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
It looks like it a lot more work into it.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
It matters to me.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
And then another one is, so I was thinking thinking
about what happened earlier, and I want to apologize.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's a tough one.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Go back later, that's a hard one. That is hard.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I was thinking about what.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Usually I just hit him with a I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Oh you do that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Like immediately, Mostly I guess if it's for me, I go,
let's just move on and we've learned something from this.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
That does not work no way.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Well, speaking of the next one would be.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I just died the sorry thing. And sometimes you'll say
you never apologize for things. So now I find really
small things, I'm like, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
It makes punch me in the face.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Oh like, if you misplaced the toilet paper, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I would like you to know I'm deeply apologetic. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh man, yeah, t to punch me in the face.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I apologize in different ways than just with my words.
I do it with my actions a lot of ways.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Here's one that you definitely need Thank you for having
patience with me. I'm still learning this stuff that is
perfect for you patience with me.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
It's okay, I'm still learning that stuff that makes me
feel stupid like a child.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, but you are still learning.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
No, we're not.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
We all are.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I guess everybody is. So then why do we have
to say we're all equal?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Ooh got them?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Is this what it's like with you?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, but I show it in my actions.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Okay, another one. I wanted to check in and see
how you're feeling.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
About all of this.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I can do that one, no problem.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
What if she comes to you and said, I want
to check in and see how you're feeling about all this.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't like it. That's like, hey, do you want
to talk or we need to talk.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Mostly I just like control, but I don't like I
don't get it as much. It's weird when you're in
a relationship you don't get as much as when you're
by yourself.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
That crazy, it's wild.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, go ahead, what.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
About this one?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Uh So, I don't want to assume, so I thought
i'd ask.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, I can do that one. That's a problem. I'm
not having to apologize. So I'm good.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
That's proactive, right.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
But a lot of times we think we're remind readers,
and we try to assume something and the build some
story in her head, and we think it's one way,
and we don't just stop and ask.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I think, for me, I just assume that she reads
my mind more than I can read her mind. I
can't read anybody's mind. I can just look at past
data and make an assumption based off of that more
than like a but they're thinking this, or.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Like a pattern.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
But I expect her unfairly to read my mind ninety
five percent of the time. How did you know I
know I was gonna do that? She's like, because you've
never been to the batting cage of two pm on
a Thursday, because I don't know where you were.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
And I'm like, that's a good point. Dang, hey, what else.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
It's okay to mess up. Nobody is perfect. I still
love you even when you're upset.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Oh, I would get stabbed for saying that. You would
look at that altogether say that again.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's okay to mess up.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I'm talking about me or her. You're saying this to her.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
She doesn't mess up relationship wise. Ever, maybe I don't
catch it. I'm the nobody.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
The next line is nobody is perfect.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
But I would never It feels like I'm talking down
to totally.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
I think if somebody told you that, you would feel like, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Don't know that one's what's the last part of that?

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Though, I still love you even when you're upset. That's
probably a separate one.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I could do that one by itself, like if she's
I guess she's mad at me for something.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I still love you even though you're upset. Oh, she'd
kill me because.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I don't know that. Those two are my favorite.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
But yeah, that's all the final one, which I don't
know how I feel about this one.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
But okay, neither way is better or worse.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
We just do it differently, oh, I say all the time.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah, I get a favorite, your favorite.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's my favorite. I mean absolutely my.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Favorite recognizes that, yes, we're totally different my way.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
But then I think that can also be used as
a crutch.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, for sure, we just do it different.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Right, And that's probably it's not intended to be used
like every single time.

Speaker 12 (21:30):
I use it.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Most times you're wanting.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
To, like a video game difference we just do it different.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Is that like we agree to disagree because I hate that.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, kind of like sometimes you do, like really you
do have to do that sometimes, like we're not going
to solve this, so what can we learn from this
and how can we move forward so this doesn't become
an issue again that can happen.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, that's such.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
A man way to do it though, Like we're always
just like how do we move forward? I want to
fix everything, sure, and my wife just wants to like
talk about it more and more and more.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, I want.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Because if it it matters to you, right, so you
will either way.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
You're not perfect and I love you anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
There you go, or pull a little slips of paper
out of our pocket and then of a fight reading
our phrases, Oh, finally seeing till which one works?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Like this is for what I do for parenting, especially
with adopted kids. There's different things we had to navigate,
and I'm sure any parent.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Has to deal with this.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
But you've got scripts that I've I've received from therapists,
Like they're good scripts sort of like this, like you
just got them in your back pocket. But sometimes in
the middle of a parenting situation that was like really intense,
and I wanted to not mess it up and I
needed to do it right. I would like pause, and
I would run to.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
My room, shut the door. I'll be right back pleat
my text message or computer or email from the therapist.
I'd be like, Okay, yeah, oh this gript oh this
is good for that one. And I would literally walk
back out and then say it verbatim.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
It feels like what a phone solicitor does. Try to
tell you something like if you say, if they say this, go.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Here, yes exactly, Like if their response is this, then
you need to say this back.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
And I would always get it messed up.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Amy's kids think there every time she gets upset, she
has to poop.

Speaker 16 (22:58):
Though.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
That's the way every time mom gets you runs in
the room. Here's a voicemail.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
Last time I checked, Eddie was supposed to eat one
hundred and eight shrimp and if he didn't do that
then he would have to shave his head. Last I checked,
he is not eating a hundred and eight shrimp, so
I think he needs to.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Shave his head. He started to want to change the rules, yeah,
which is kind of a quitter thing to.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Do, because I don't want to shave my head. That's
what he does.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
You said you get regardless. I don't want to spend
an hour on this, But where are we on this?
Are you not doing it? And you don't want to
just change it a little bit and modifying the rules
because I wanted. You're the one that claimed you could
eat one hundred and eight popcorn.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Trimp, because I just thought about it the other day
and I'm like, I just don't think I can eat
one hundred and eight pop And I didn't just.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Say that, but you didn't think that the day I
mentioned it said I'd give you one hundred and eight
dollars if.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
You can do it, because I thought they were the
little shrimps. But if popcorn shrimps all breaded, dude, I
don't know if I can do that.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
So are you out?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
And I feel like if I say I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Do it, so are you out? But if you if
you're out, you'll be called a quitter forever. And we're
going to remember this because everything on the show. And
I still get one hundred eight dollars if I do it,
if you eat all one hundred and eight of them,
if I do eat like ninety none money.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
No money if you don't eat one to eight man, Well,
I'm not a quitter. Are you doing it? Yes?

Speaker 16 (24:13):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Let's do it, hey, scuba. So here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
He saying he's doing it against three pounds of food.
We need to set a date for next week where
both of these things are going to happen. Okay, nobody
can back out. We got three pounds of food for
him to eat. We'll do both food challenges in a day.
I like the listeners. I'm starting to get annoyed at
it too, because both of them are just kind of
kicking the can down.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I'll be I don't kick the can. You kicked it
longer than me. All I've asked is for a date
next week. All right, next week, we'll take care of it.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Boom done. What's his penalty nothing? No, it's just let's
say you experience. He said he you need three pounds
of food.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
And we were gonna see if I weighed the same
as I did, if I ate three pounds, would I
weigh three pounds more? But if I do complete the task,
I do get some money.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
That's not true, that is true, true? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah sixty volunteer for.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
The case study base.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
He volunteered. Yeah, he's okay, I'm gonna shave my head
done done next week.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
He already has a loser attitude. You hear. That's a
lot pile of stories.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
So it's road trip season, and I have a list
of things that everyone.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Should have in their car for a road trip.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah, for you, just being prepared for whatever might happen.
And I want to go through the list.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna have none of this because if it's food,
I eat it immediately.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Sure, have bandages, I never get them more. Put them
in the car.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Go ahead, food and water on there. But I'm with you.
But you could maybe put it in the back so that.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
We But I'm gonna know what's in there, so then
i'm gonna next time I pull over, I'm gonna have
that bar and that water.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
If you leave it in the car gets hot and
it gets kim you can't leave water in the bar.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, go ahead? What else?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I jumper cables?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Got them?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I don't know if I do or not. You should check.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
No idea A fair tire in a jack.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I don't have one on your You have that, I don't.
My car does not keep a spare tire on it.
I learned the hard way, and I believe that. Yeah,
I learned how I got a flat and I was like, well,
let me change a tire. It's the one thing I
can do. Manly, Do you have triple A Yeah, I've
got whatever car dealership?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, okay, tire pressure gauge.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That took like three hours for them to get out there,
really because far out I was right next to the dealership.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Basically, go ahead, it's gonna help some people out. Warm blanket.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
No, that takes up space.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Basic toolkit, dog.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Hair all over it. Okay, this is dumb.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
But it's dumb to think I'm gonna do all this
cash to just go on a road trip. Dude, we're
going to Tunica. Why am I getting all this stuff?

Speaker 16 (26:30):
Right?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
And you get the toolkit and you're like, okay, now,
what are they.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Going to the boats? What I need toolkit for?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Flashlight?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, I hear you, umbrella, we had a tornado? What's
the deal?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
First aid at the Red Cross?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Road flares?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I hear you.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
If something goes wrong and you heard this and you
were suddenly prepared.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Then that was still sucked, but it suck a little less.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Finally, duct tape that's.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
For the kidnapping sounds like, yeah, before you get rid.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Of the you need to duck take something on.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
There's just a lot of stuff to put in. The
car is not very big. I don't have an suv.
My Honday's an suv, but I'm not putting stuff in that.
They sometimes they trade itt houndays on me, and I'm like,
what happened to the other Honday?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Like we traded it for another one.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
My flares were in the Yeah, my daughter hit the
river mirror backing out of our garage and the next
time I saw her it was duct tape up, so
I assumed me and she went.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
To her dad.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
So he did that and I was like, oh, do
dad duck tape that for you, and she's like, no,
I did.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
It, and I was like, well, look at you, like
I don't know why. That surprised me so much that
she went and found the duct tape and just like
put it back together.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Like I was surprised, like sixteen, yes.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
But I just thought she's like leave it dangly there.
But she made it work all right.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, So there's a hack that's going viral about Chipotle
because people are swearing that the portions are getting smaller
and it's annoying. So what you do is you pull
out your phone while they're making whatever, your brito, your bowl,
and the employee thinks you're filming them, and then they
make it, you know, more rice, more beans, more meat.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I saw, and I don't know how true it is
a memo that went out within Chipotle saying if somebody
pulls out their phone to record, because this has become viral,
make sure you fill up their bowl even extra.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
I mean, this could work for anything anywhere you go.
Just pull your phone out of act like you're a filman.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, they're like, oh, I got to change your tire
real quick. Look at this.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Well from my story the other day, like Chipotle, they're
probably dealing with the tortilla sure races.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
The prices are rising there because of the cartel. Got it,
and that's why you need road flairs in Cartel's affecting everybody.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
So Laney Wilson's the latest to be invited to be
a member of the Grand Ole Opryriba had the honors
of doing that.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
It's super cool.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I have some of the biggest names in the country
music and they're not in the Grand Ole Opry like
who they are.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
This is always a weird list because some people don't
want to be in the Opry because they can't play
it enough, Like George Strait is not because he can't
be back the twelve or fifteen times a year that
the Opry requires.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You to play.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Oh right, George has been invited, but he turned it down.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
For Bobby's exactories, but.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
There's no like we hate the Obry, go ahead, well.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Chris Stapleton made his Opery debut in twenty thirteen, but
he's not a member yet.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I mean, I guess you have to play.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
A bunch too. I can even be invited.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's basically like the Illuminati. You don't know how or
when or who, and they just randomly show up and
invite you. I have not been in. I've played it
twenty five times. I'm not a member. I've not been invited,
And sometimes I look over my shoulder, like.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Is today this is?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I thought Ribo was doing it once on stage, and
it turns out that was the case.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
To finish out the list, you got Luke Bryan, Timigraw,
Faith Hill, Miranda Lambert, Morgan Wallen, and Hank Williams Junior.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Mostly it's because they can't, in their mind fairly live
up to the expectation of performing what used to be
twenty six times a year back in the day.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh wow, that was way back in the day.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
In like two thousand, they changed it to You've got
to do like twelve, where Carrie is a big opry
member carry Underwood.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
But she does it smart.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
She'll do like two shows a night on a Friday,
do double shows. Knock them out and get them, get
them all out.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah. So that's a good story.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
All right, I'm Amy. That's my pile.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Ready Andrews from New Mexico And for a long time
he's had difficulties walking because he's got bad legs. And
his friend was like, man, you should get a bigger
dog to help you just walk around. He said, okay,
So he goes to the shelter, he adopts Peanut. Peanut's
a huge, great day. He's walking Peanut around and one
day he's in the backyard. He trips, he falls. He's like, oh, guys,

(30:31):
what do I do what I do, and Peanut reacts quickly,
gets behind Andrew, gets its nose, picks him up. Because
Andrew wasn't breathing when he fell back, something obstructed his airway.
He was choking, and because the dog got behind him
picked him up, he started breathing again.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
And he's like, dude, I just got this dog.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It was twenty four hours he got him from the shelter.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh man, the stories are great. It's like the dog
was meant to be there, like it had to happen just.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
That way exactly. And I think, like, my dog would
never save me. I don't want to run the good news.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I'm just saying like when we read these stories, I
know my dog wouldn't either. I don't think it was
meant to be. People are I don't want to rain
on it. So I love it.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm not getting the theory of what's what is meant
my own, but I love you. Don't get Peanut, that's
a great story. I love it. What I would answer with,
think of all the people that that didn't happen to,
that had almost a similar situation and it wasn't meant
to be that they didn't. There's just a lot of
things that don't happen. When when something needle in a
hasteck happens, it's just odd.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
But do you ever wonder, like, maybe I don't want
to do bad news and.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
This is not bad. Tell me something good.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I love my story, Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's a question.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Do you ever.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Wonder if maybe they had a nudge the day before whatever,
something that bad was that happened to like go get
a cat or something, and they ignored it.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Well, you ever wonder that we all probably think there
are nudges and signals and signs and every single thing
if we ask for them and then look for them.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
I know, no, I'm just saying, you don't think there
are nudges and then we don't even notice them.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Do you don't think that there aren't nudges. Sometimes there
aren't nudges, but we think there are nudges, so we
do the wrong thing.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
And maybe anyway, this is a story, good job.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Life is complicated.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
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