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Clay Walker performed several of his hits, both Lunchbox and Amy did a prank call, listener called with her dirty diaper daycare debacle, we play Never Gonna Get It & more.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Alaska. You guys, welcome to Wednesday's show More Studio Morning.
Everybody's having a good day so far. Early morning for
some folks. Here's a story that I read this morning
before coming in, and I love AI and the stories
of AI in the future. And then I'm not going
to spend a lot of time getting too deep into it,
but I just wanted to scare you just enough. They

(00:30):
have an AI robot artificial intelligence robot, and they can
communicate with it. You know, you teach it and then
it teaches itself. An AI robot says it will probably
end up destroying humanity, though it doesn't want to exactly.
The GPT three says it has no interest in harming mankind,
but it claims humans will likely end up programming it
to do something that leads to heavy human casualties. Yeah.

(00:55):
The Language Generator, commissioned by open Ai, was given a
writing assignment. Gp T T three ended up writing a
piece which it described itself as a thinking robot. It's
not planning any kind of robo apocalypse, but it sees
that humans will use it for the wrong thing and
it will kill humans. Nerd minute for sure, But does

(01:16):
that freak you out at all. Yeah. I was watching
this robot try to teach itself how to run, and
at first thing I asked to like crawl and its
slowly fit. It's running away and then it figures out
how to That's it's wild. Okay, I don't want to
freak everybody out, so let's end. I'm already freaked out
to something as we start the show that's pretty goofy
and funny. So Lunchbox called us salon. What did you
say to the salon? Lunchbox? Did I want to give

(01:38):
my mom a bikini wax? I want to come in and,
you know, give her a bikini wax. She had a
pool party coming up? Oh my mom? All right, here
we go. Here is Lunchbox calling a salon to see
if they would give us mom bikini wa Hi. I
was just calling because I want to give my mom
a bikini wax for Were you looking to get it
done today? Oh no, just later this week because she

(02:00):
has a pool party this weekend and she wants to
feel comfortable in her bikini. And are you okay with
anyone doing it? Or did you have a specific person
you want to to see? Oh? Yeah, I was gonna
do it. I just needed to I didn't know if
I needed to come early to set up or how
that works. Um, so we won't be able to have
you do it, but one of us, one of the

(02:21):
girls here to do it for her. Do you have
like a wax heater I could use, or and you
provide the wax? Or do I need to bring my
own wax? We have our own. Um, we're not able
to anything. Okay, perfect, that's that's even better that I mean,
that's good. That means the wax is there. I don't
have to bring any supplies. Um do I need to
come in? Like? Do I just wait in the room
and then you bring her in? Or do we just

(02:41):
walk in together? Um? So we're not able to have
you wax her. That can be a safety liability for us.
So we're not able to do that. No, I got
fifteen years of experience. I'm not gonna there's no liability.
I got fifteen years experience, Like my mom will vouch
for me. I'm really good at waxing her. I understand.
So we're just not able to do that for you.
The whole premise of that is disgusting. It's so funny though,

(03:12):
ye morning studio, They say, I'm emailing you this morning
because I needs some advice. About a month ago, I
was cleaning my boyfriend's apartment for him when I came
across a beautiful diamond engagement ring in his night table,
and I felt my heart melt. I figured he proposed
any moment because I found the ring. But it's been

(03:33):
over a month and still no proposal. Every time we
go out to dinner, I think this is it. The
anticipation is too much for me to handle at this point.
Should I confront him about finding the ring, I'd really
like to get started planning the wedding. Signed with quotation marks, Sarah.

(03:54):
Here's the thing, Sarah. I know it's super important for you,
but if he's holding onto the ring, you don't want
to run a possible surprise that he's been planning for you,
or the timing of something happening. Because he has put
so much thought into it. I can't imagine him buying it,
holding it for a month just to go. You know,

(04:17):
I'll do it when the wind hits just right. Something
is spinning in his head. Ninety percent of me goes
he's planning something, waiting for the time is right for
something ten percent of me, he says he don't know yet,
but that's only ten percent. And second of all, let's
be honest about you cleaning his place and getting in
his night table. You don't clean inside of a night table.

(04:42):
You were looking for that ring. Yeah, I'm sending you
eyeball emog's right now. But no, you don't say anything
to him. You don't even let him know. You don't
even let him know that you found it until at
least five years into the relationship because if he planned
something for you you, he wants it to be so special.
And you talk about peer pressure for a guy to

(05:05):
have to think about proposing now, because everything on Instagram
is crazy, people have big proposals, people crying, and people
will be like, there's pressure on a guy now, so
let him take the pressure. Hopefully that pressure and his
love for you will manifest into something that's that that
that you will always remember. Say nothing to him, thank you.

(05:26):
That's that's my advice. Amy. I agree, you can't say anything. Nope, Nope, nope,
I don't even know that you say a five years
in Gosh, that would be so hard. But I mean,
it's not your fault. You found it. It might mean
you snooping. I don't know that she nobody. You can't
prove that she was snooping. But yeah, I would just
be patient and it'll mean more too when you're really surprised.

(05:48):
So just trying not to think about it. But keep
your nails ready. That's the thing that is the whole.
Showing the ring that close is a little makes me
uncomfortable as a flex. Okay, so I don't think that
it's just for that, but the girl, it's like, not
for Instagram, but for family and friends. Oh, it's for

(06:09):
INSTAMU it's I get that you want to sit and
need a text message of your ring. Yeah, but it's
for Instagram. Everyone's also in person. Forget the pictures. Once
you get engaged, everyone is asking to see your hand.
And so you want your nails. If he sends you

(06:30):
to get your nails done, you know what's coming. By
the way, I don't do that. Yeah, you have her
like a range for her friends. Even then it's two.
You can't. You can't anybody that's coming to her at
this point going let's get your nails done. She knows
it's coming. Okay. The answer is, though you don't say
anything about it, right, guys, yea for all in the
same thing. We've got your that was about to cloth

(06:55):
Raymundo telling Amy what you saw at Starbucks. So I'm
in the Starbucks line. This is crazy, and apparently this
lady two people back was a medium, like a psychic,
and she goes, she goes to the dude in front
of me and says, did your father pass away? And
the guys just like kind of fluster and goes, uh, yeah, why,

(07:16):
and she goes he forgives you. I needed to tell
you that I'm a medium and he's in this uh
in Starbucks right now, and he wanted me to tell
you that. I'm so sorry, but I just felt the
urgent I needed to tell and it was is all
in front of everybody else, and so then other people
are probably looking around wondering who else is chilling this rest.
I think about that part of it. Isn't that crazy though,

(07:38):
So first of all, just that you see that is wild,
even if it's completely somebody that's kooky, is right. She
could do that to multiple people. And then she got
lucky because yeah, his dad had died, so did he
believe it? He was weirded out. By the whole thing.
He did say thank you, but and then I'm just so,
I guess the ghost was literally in Starbucks in the

(07:59):
line with us. Okay, just let me play Devil's advocate
here before we all go Cookie Cookie? What if she
really could? We can't prove she couldn't. I mean, she nailed.
His dada just died. And that's a tough one. You
can't just go up to someone to be like, hey,
do you know somebody with a you in their name?
That's tough. Yea, the dead we think I'm not. I
don't think so, but could be. I'm not a believer

(08:23):
in that either. However, I do leave a shred of
doubt because I don't know anything that I can't see
or touch or smell. Right, So did you believe it? Ray?
I did? And honestly, the guy what a relief his
dad forgave him. Did you ask the guy, hey, what
would you do? I should have? It's always a good reporter,
I would have. It's time for the good news. So

(08:53):
these two people, Joe and Julie, they met when they
were teenagers at church. Always had a little interest in
each other, but nothing happened till they got reacquainted in
their thirties, but even at that point, they just had
so much going on in their lives they never took
the time to tie the knot, get married, make it happen. Well, Now,
seventy five years old and seventy nine years old, they

(09:15):
finally tied the knot. Yeah, he has commitment issues. Huh No, No,
one day, I guess when they find things finally settled down.
They were caring for family members that were sick and
other ones. They had stuff going on work Joe. Joe
finally turned to Julie and said, you want to get married,

(09:38):
and she laughed and said, yeah, I thought you'd never ask.
So in front of two hundred loved ones who waited
a really long time to see this go down, they
watched them say I do. I guess the commitment issues. Good,
that's gonna be me and it Telly's only good, you know,
Bobby finally get married, set down, Amy good, I'm good.

(10:00):
All right, that's tell me something good. Good work there,
and good work to the couple after all those years
Joe and July sixty years they got married. That was
tell me something good. If you're feeling anxious, they say,
you should watch a TV show that you love to
watch when you were a kid, because anything nostalgic remind
you of a time when you felt secure. That's cool,
kind of relaxes you a bit and calms anxiety. I

(10:23):
do that when I sleep. I watched The Office every night,
not because I was a kid, but because it calms me.
I know what's gonna happen. I don't have to worry
about because if I'm watching a show and I'm like, cool,
wonder what's gonna happen next, I can't go to sleep.
Here is Linley from Texas. Here you go, Hey, morning Studios.
I was just had a random thought and I was
wondering if you could tell me if I made this
up or if y'all used to do this a really,

(10:43):
really long time ago. They used to go like, I
feel good, Oh I feel so good? Then I make
that up. Also, does Bobby have a belly button? A
long long time ago? There was a segment and I
swear he said he didn't have a belly button anyway.
Weird things to make you go. Okay, two things, you're
right about. Both of those. When when people used to
win a game like go, how do you feel and

(11:05):
their que was I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Huh.
And then we keep going much the way that people
call and they go morning studio and we go morning
all together, just a little calling answer type things. But yes,
we used to do that, probably ten years ago. And
then I only have part of a belly button because
I have a scar from when I rubbed her my spleen.
They had to take it out. I have a scar

(11:26):
going from right below my stern I'm down to my
close to my pubybone, and it had to run through
my belly button. So I only have part of a
belly button. So both those are pretty accurate. Let me
see that good memory. Wait, look at that dude right there,
see it? Yeah, thank you. Um let's see here is
three kids from Buffalo, New York. Him from Buffalo, New York. Hi,
I'm Abby, Hi, Anna, Alex, mikemo Busill And it would

(11:49):
mean the world to her as you could shut up.
Happy birthday, Gale, Happy birthday Gale. That's awesome. All right.
Here's another one. Hey, Bobby, I'm getting married and I
need to pick a garter song, and everyone does the
magic Mike Pony song, and I really don't want to
use that. I've preferred to beat country, So if you

(12:10):
guys can help me out, i'd appreciate it. Well, there's
always honkey talk, but donkey don Oh, that's good if
you're looking for like a song that is dancy, goofy, sexy,
you know, honky donk, but don get don or. You
can just do anything up beat. You could do Blake
shelt and footloose, although you're not really good, but it's jumping.

(12:32):
So what about big and rich Save a Horse? Yeah,
that's pretty good one too. Let's do one more. Here
we go, last boy smell, Hey Bobby, how are you doing? Hey? Studio? Um,
I know that you guys have tattoos, or some of
you do. Um you think fifty is too old to

(12:53):
kind of look at getting your first tattoo right of
the show. Keep it up? Yeah, yeah, absolutely not. Don't
let other people's feelings about what they should do at
their age affect what you should do at your age.
These are just social constructs that people you want to
get a tattoo at fifty or seventy or sometimes people
like eighty and they get their first tattoo, have had it. Man.

(13:14):
The only thing you gotta worry about is how good
it makes you feel. It makes you feel good, go
to town, because who cares what everybody else thinks? So
go and get that old English written on your back
all the way across it says mack truck. Yeah, with
a bulldog face. Have had it, man, I could not
be more supportive of you. Who cares what age you are?
All right? There you go. Those are the voicemails. You

(13:36):
can leave us a voicemail anytime we're not on the air.
Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobbies, it's now time for
a segment. We call rejected segments. Rejected segments. So these
didn't make it, and I compile a bunch of them
and then I come on and read them. All. These
are ideas that people on the show have sent me.
And what inspired this was Lunchbox sent this. Bobby, we

(13:59):
need a lot keep your hair. Would you be willing
to let us sell your hair Abraham Lincoln's hair soul
for eighty one thousand dollars at an auction? This could
be some extra spending cash, Abe Lincoln. Yeah, I think
it would be great. People would go crazy to have
a locker your hair, and it would just be like
an extra ten thousand bucks. We'd make you know he's
not wrong. No chance, right, Eddie, He's not wrong, He's

(14:20):
very wrong. Nobody gives a crap about my hair. These
listeners would buy it now, they would, and that's why
it's a rejected segments. Here's another one. Eddie said this,
I had another crazy Dreamy we ever talked about dreams
on this show. Dreams never make it, he said, However,
this one was a good one, and if it ever
came true, I would start taking my dreams a little

(14:42):
more serious and believe that they were actually telling me things.
I dreamt. Blake and Gwynn broke up Save the Day.
You heard it here first, Yeah, what is the difference
between that and Raimundo come in and said I saw
a tweet. It may mean something else that it says
you had a dream. Yeah, guys, if but he saw
something in real life phones give it happens. You can
come back to this rejected segment and be like, wow,

(15:04):
Eddie did have that dream. Oh man, I had a dream.
Carry's gonna have another kid someday, So if it ever happened.
Okay had a train that you're gonna have to drinking
water today. See you're being dumb about I had to dream.
I can't even share right now. And this is a
segment that made it go ahead. Accepted segments. No, it's

(15:27):
more like a nightmare, and I hope it doesn't come true, Eddie,
all right, that's why it was a rejected segments. Here's
another one. RAYMONDO said, I may have found the creepiest
website of all time. Wait till you hear about it.
What is it? It's just called windows Swap. It's not

(15:48):
even that creepy it is. So he pulled broadcasts from
their houses, and like sometimes the window is in their
bedroom and so there's a live audio feed. So sometimes
people leave the camera on in and I think maybe
they're having fun in the morning before they go to
work or something like that. But you just go to it.
You can see cities across the globe other people's windows,
and I thought, maybe bones could do this in his
window and put it on the website. Well, that's why

(16:10):
it was a rejected segments. Here's one from Eddie. This
is terrible again. These are segments sent to me that
they want to talk about on the show. Ray is
trying to want to contest as an apartment complex. I
got a text from one of our friends that does videos.
He said that Ray hit him up over the weekend
asked him he could shoot a video of his apartment
for one hundred dollars. Ray said that he's trying to

(16:33):
win some open door contests that his apartment is having
and the prize will be a Visa gift card. Yeah,
too late, We already lost that. So did you try? Yeah? Absolutely,
And they picked a different guy. He lived with my parents,
I guess his family. So they went that route and
study just me in Bay. Okay, let's do one more.
Here's another one rejected segments. This one's from Eddie. It says,

(16:54):
is hey, you always said in a flirty way. This
is a good one. Okay, go ahead, then? Yeah, is
it is? There's a mom at my shouldn't have said that.
There's someone at some place. Every time she sees me,
she goes hey you, and I'm like, why don't you
just say hi? I feel like she's flirting with me,

(17:17):
So I want to ask you, guys, does that mean
she's flirting? Hey you? Hey you guys, listen, Hey you
I mean it, Hey you? I don't know that, he said,
she's not going hey you, She's going hey you, hey you.
How do we know she's not going hey you? And
Eddie's hearing it is hey. I wouldn't make that up.

(17:38):
She doesn't know your name and it's awkward. So she
just tries to say hey you. She like her left
before she says it. No's you're a wife around? When
she says never never if your wife's around, does she
not say that? I didn't notice. I will pay attention
next time, So do it again? What does she do?
Hey you? On borderline on this it can be funny.
It's like, hey you, Yeah, she does it all the time.

(18:00):
I really think she doesn't know your name. She's she's
just doing what Bobby does with Caitlin's dad. Hey, I
didn't say anything. It doesn't make eye contact and start talking.
That was rejected segments. It's time for the good news.

(18:22):
When Kaitlin was three months old, she was diagnosed with
cystic fibrosis with the problem with the lungs. So about
a year ago they said, listen, you need a double
lung transplant or you won't live another year. She had
a fiance. She was really down, but she was like,
I can do this. She moves to Dallas gets the
double lung transplant. A year later, she walks down the
aisleand has her fairytale wedding. A double transplant. That's wild amazing,

(18:46):
a double lung transplant, two new lungs and a husband. Yeah,
that's a good one there. That was tell me something good.
What's happened to friends? Let's go over to Amy now
with the morning Corny, Morning, Corny. What's the strongest vegetable?
What's the strongest vegetable? Muscle sprout, Morning, Corny. Caitlyn tell

(19:18):
told me that last night when I was sleeping, because
I talk in my sleep like crazy. And I haven't
been feeling great for a couple of days, and I've
been taking stuff to sleep better, and so I took
some mellowtone and I took some like CBD sleep stuff,
and so I've been talking. So when I sleep hard,
I talk. And she I woke up this morning for
us coming in and she goes, hey, um, so can

(19:39):
I tell you something? And I was like, oh great.
She never asked to tell me something. And I was like, yeah,
what's up? She goes, when you talk in your sleep,
you talk like a girl. What are you saying I
don't know, but she's always like, I'm like girl, like
apparently my sleep talking voice is like a girl. How
about that? Okay? I don't know if that the tone

(20:02):
was girly or the topic was a girly possibly both
on with us right now. It is Amanda from Gainesville, Florida. Amanda,
how are you doing good? Bobby? How are you guys
doing We're doing pretty good. We appreciate you talking with us.
What's going on with you? So? I have a two
year old his name from Morgan, and he goes to

(20:23):
daycare and I love the daycare and they're really helpful.
But the past couple of times that I picked him up,
he has had a dirty diaper and like a little
dirtier than normal, like it's been there for a while.
And I love them, I really do. And I don't
want to say something because it's like, it's my kid,

(20:45):
I should change his diaper, But at the same time,
like I don't want him to be sitting in a
pee and pooper very long. So I just don't know
if I should say something, and if I should say something,
like what should I say? Well, let the parents go first, Eddie,
you have young kids. I don't do daycare, so I
don't know what the protocol is if they are supposed
to do diapers, but I figure you got something you need.

(21:07):
Did they do diapers, Amanda? Oh yeah, oh yeah, they
lifted out on the paper for me. What time they
changed his diaper and everything? But the past couple of times,
I haven't gotten a sheet lunchbox. Listen, I go to daycare.
My kid goes to daycare, and I feel like, this
is your daycare. Let me tell you. If I pick
up my kid and it's got a dirty diaper, I say,

(21:27):
excuse me, do you not smell the poop in his diaper? Like?
How long has that been there? Can we get a
change before we go home? Playing? And simple? You just
let them know because then they're like, oh, they noticed
the poop and the diaper, because you not want to
put the kid in the car seat with poop and
his diaper and you're not going to change him right
there on the sidewalk. So you just straight up saying,
excuse me. I know you got things going on, but
there's pooping this diaper. Did you not notice? I guess

(21:48):
that I would worry if I did that. They wouldn't
treat my kid as good. That's what she's worried about. Like,
that's what I would really I would never go and
do that because I would be like, when I'm gone,
they won't treat my kid as good. Okay, what if
you don't say in that manner, how would you say? Then?
I would say, Hey, the past few times I picked
up my son, I've just noticed that there's been a
dirty diaper. Is can we just make sure he's being changed? Like,

(22:12):
I don't know protocol, I'm not trying to tell anybody
how to do their job. But I also haven't gotten
my sheet lately, and I'm supposed to get a sheet. Okay,
this is what I would say. I don't because this
is how diplomatically I would do it and make it work.
I would go to them and say, hey, daycare, my
son's having been having some stomach issues lately where he's
been pooping a lot more. If you guys could pay
a little more attention to his diaper, that would be.

(22:33):
It would help me so much because he's been a
little That way, you're not putting it on them for
doing something wrong in the past. You still have them
looking for it and tell them, hey, sorry, when I
pick him up, he's he's had in his diaper, but
you know that he's just not been well. Can you
guys just watch him a little closer. I think that
fix it without making them starve your kids. Now you're

(22:53):
blaming it on the baby difference. He's like, it's it's
the baby, it's not you, Amanda. What do you think
about that advice we kind of gave you. I think
that's awesome. I mean, for not having kids, that's great.
And of course Bobby knows everything. We're not having kids,

(23:13):
we're not being married, we're not his eggs were everywhere.
Bobby's gonna write a how to book for how to
do everything I don't even really have to do. But
I mean, it was a hater answer that question. Not
a hater, but he did blame it on your baby.
But the baby don't know, and the baby's gonna get
better care because of that. The baby probably didn't care.

(23:35):
He'd be like, hey, little Herbie, how do you feel
if I do this? Little Herbie be like, well, then
what if they're like, oh, if your baby's having stomach issues,
we can't have him in the daycare? Like it's not sick. Okay,
sometimes just going to be blunt though, and then if
they keep doing it, then you probably do lunchbox or
then just pull them out go somewhere else. But I say,
you need to diplomatically approach, not just this situation, any situation.

(23:59):
I look for this method, start to look how you
handle me. You don't want to know that. That's many
years of studying. Oh yeah, to go home and practice
more than a baby. I look in the mirror all
the time at night. I'm like Amy, and I just
tried different tones. All right, Well, Amanda, hope you gained

(24:23):
something from this experience. She could send this clip to
the daycare say, hey, do you guys listen to buy
a bone? You were on the radiots Amanda? If you
if you approach this, however, will you let us know
how it turns out? I will, yes, I will. All
right there she is Amanda in Gainesville, Florida. So Amy,

(24:43):
haven't done a prank call in how many years? I mean,
it's been a long time. I feel like the last
time I did anything like pranky was when I wore
a mic to the mall and would go into shops
and Lundbox would tell me what to say, and I
would go in and say something funny. I hear her.
We did at eternity store ones, I think, but I
wasn't pregnant, but I wanted to buy maternity jeans. I

(25:04):
don't know. I think this is the last time I
did it, and that was maybe two thousand and eleven.
And that wasn't even a call. Now, that was an
in person prank. Well, all right, here we go. This
is Eddie. You heard this. No, this is Amy calling
a grocery store asking for some help with their milkbone cookie,
saying that her kids can't chew them. She tried soaking
the milk. It's still not working. You get it, dogs,

(25:24):
All right, let's see how it goes. I have a
question about the milkbone cookies that you sell. The milk
cookies like dogs. Well, no, I've been feeding them to
my kids and they're really hard. Milkone yeah, yeah yeah,
And I was soaking them in milk to make them soft.
But they're still hard and my kids can't chew them.

(25:45):
Milk bone cookie, Yeah, I bought them from your store
and my kids can't chew them. I don't know if
I'm doing it wrong, like I'm soaking them in whole
milk right now. But I could do almond milk, I guess. Yeah. So,
and you're telling me that the name of them is
called milkbone. Milkbone, yes, ma'am. The only thing, but the
only thing I know milkbone is for dog biscuits. Dog biscuits, yes, ma'am.

(26:06):
Is it a red box? But well yeah, it's a
red box all right? But you can't. I can't feed
them to my kids, all right, ma'am. I'm gonna go, Okay,
do you have a wonderful thing that's pretty good? Pretty good?
I laughed like you did laugh. She didn't get yourself
laughing at one point, I know. And that's like when
you're pranking, you gotta hold it together. So then Lunchbox

(26:27):
jumps on and calls the guy back as her husband.
Oh yeah, can I help you? Oh yeah, man, my
wife just called about the milkbone cookies and she said
you hung up on her. No, I didn't hang out
with her. Oh well, I guess she got confused. So
she yeah, she just chipped her tooth on one of
the milkbone cookies, and she's like, I bought cookies and

(26:47):
there put them in the cookie jar and bring them
back with me in a little talking person with which
you'll take care of the best way we can do.
We bring the tooth in also, sure? Why not? I mean,
do you have a dinnist? Do you guys have a
company dinnis that you're gonna send us to? How do
we get this fixed? Sir? Just come on and we'll
talk to you. Then he's onto your game. I feel
I feel like he's onto you. And now did you
have Morgan? Number two calls the daughter exactly, the whole

(27:12):
family calls all of us. The mailman, Ray calls and
that's not the mailman. And it's true. I just walk by.
It's time for the good news. Good I saw this
one this morning. Rachel Lapierre won thousand bucks a week lottery. Wow.
Every week she wents a thousand dollars. I'm jealous, right,

(27:34):
And so she's not kept a single check for herself.
She's giving it to charity every week. She says this,
This humanitarian organization which she funds the lottery winnings, aims
to promote good deeds. So every time she gets a
check she gives it. Wow, what a thousand bucks? A winks?
She got that mailbox money, Go ahead, leuch box. I mean,
I don't understand why you even play the lottery. Then
if you're not going to enjoy the reward, and maybe

(27:57):
it does bring her joy to give it away. What
if the reward is actually helping other people? Right, but
you gotta help yourself too. Whatever on that money. What
if she feels like she's in a good place, Yeah,
she could we get a better place. Give one a
month and take the other three for yourself. That's pretty nice.
I'll pass that along to her. But anyway, Rachel Lapierre
a thousand bucks a week and she donates to help

(28:18):
other people. I think that's pretty fantastic. And that is
a tell me something good right there. That was tell
me something good on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, So Clay, hey,
brother's so good to be here. It's good. It's I'm
glad to have you here. If we go back to
nineteen ninety three, your first number one, what's it to you? Like?

(28:39):
Why was that put out of the first single? Like? Well,
what were you thinking? Well, it was gonna be dreaming
with my eyes open? And we we did back then
what's called radio showcases, you know where different radio stations
from around the country would come into one single place
like Dallas or you know, and they listened to all
the all the songs, and the new record played them

(29:00):
all in and when we would do What's It to You,
we were seeing, you know, the industry people, the gatekeepers
stand up and cheer, and we were like, hey, maybe
it should be What's It to You? And of course
the rest is history. You're telling me that you would
play that song from a tape or a city people
would stand up and cheer. We've lost all emotions. No, no,
now listen, Oh you do? You got a standing ovation

(29:26):
from a CD or a tape? That crazy, That's amazing.
I'm gonna put it out of a single. Two. Not
everybody can be Bobby Bone. Honey, You'll never You'll never
believe this. I play was It to You? On tape?
The whole room stood up, all right, all right? What uh?
Nineteen ninety three? This is your first ever number one?
Would you give us a little bit of What's It
to you? Sure? Let's see we stand up a chever

(29:48):
No pressure, no pressure? What's that? Hi here angel singing
telling me to make my move? Listen to it. Their

(30:09):
voice is ringing baby. If you feel it, get in
the groom. Love is a rhythm of too heart beating,
pounding out a message, steady and true. Talk to me, baby,
tell me what you're feeling. I know what love is.

(30:29):
What's it to you? I love that? Yeah, I head,
bones of I can't stand up when you know Bobby
would start me out on the highest song first, right,
but now you can lose. Um, let's go. I'm interested
in if I can make a living because Alan Jackson

(30:49):
wrote that song, right yeah, And so how do you
get an Allen Jackson song? And why didn't Allen Jackson
record it because it's such a jam. Well, here's the
thing too, and we get as songwriters you never really know,
you know, if every song your write's going to be
a hit, you know, and they're not all hits, but

(31:10):
you demo them. You In other words, you might you
write a song and then you have something to record
it with and you have it there so you can
remember it. And he wrote this song with another with
a couple of other writers, one of them me and
Keith Steve All who was his producer at the time
still is and uh so whatever Alan decided, Hey, these
are my best songs. I'm not going to put these

(31:30):
other ones on my CD or on my album. Those
get pitched out to other artists. And so I heard
the song and it's Alan's voice on it, and my
producer at the time, James Stroud, played it from me
and he goes, I go, I don't know, Like I said, James,
that's a smash. That's a mega smash, you know. And
I'm a writer and I write a lot of my

(31:51):
own songs, and that song resonated with me, and I said,
not only is it a smash I wanted as a
first single and the album title. And so Alan jack
and played in my hometown of Beaumont on the show,
and he actually knows I'm from there, I guess, and
he played if I can make a living. The police
went crazy, you know. I had friends at what the

(32:11):
concert and he said, you're not gonna believe this, you know,
how can he do that? Or go, well, he wrote it,
he can do it, because it's It happened a bit
with Stapleton for a bunch of years here, not so
much now, but he would just as a songwriter in town,
but his voice would be on the track on the
on the demo, and it makes it sound even better
when Stapleton singing it. I wonder if, when Alan Jackson

(32:33):
was singing the demo for a little bit, that it
was Alan Jackson singing it. You're like, dang, this is cool. No.
I was like, I certainly can't sing it better than him.
But hopefully no one ever hears Alan sing it. You know, Um,
if I can make a living from nineteen ninety four
Clay Walkers here he gets a little bit of that one.
Oh yeah, If I can make a living love you,

(32:55):
I'd be there in a week or two. I'd been
doing what I love and love and want to do.
I can make a living out of loving you. Early
every morning when the sun comes up, I'm punching that
clock on the wall. I'm breaking my back just to
make a buck. I'm wishing that was in your arms.

(33:21):
If I can make a living out of loving you,
I'd be a millionaire in a week or two. I've
been doing what I love and love and want to do.
I can make a living out of loving you. Yeah,
that's awesome. That's three chords in the truth of Bobby's
a little bit easier than what's into you. You know,

(33:41):
all right, clay Walker is here. Let's do it more
before take a break, Let's do let's go nineteen ninety four.
This woman and this man kind of our first ballady
song that we're gonna do here, like clay Walker getting
a little lovey dovey. How you feel about putting out
a song like this exactly the way you just described it?
You know, these big ballads have always been where my

(34:05):
heart is, you know. I mean, I love country music period,
but man, you get to sing a song like this one.
I've been trying so hard just to talk to you,
having heard half of what you want me to. I've

(34:30):
heard so bad over where we've been. Don't know how
I'm not to go back there again. I know what
I want to say. Can I get it through to

(34:52):
you now in some other way? Like there was this warmer,
I never is this man. It was a small moment.
They had a chance to hold only what they had.
How could they be so up? You still never see? Now?

(35:16):
The thing could be said, then this woman, this woman
and this man am that's awesome? Man. That might be
my favorite. That might that might be my favorite. It
is mine that I love doing that song every night?

(35:38):
You know, it's just got a soulfulness. Stood where does
that go on the set list? It goes near the end.
But I've been the last few shows that we did,
which has been a minute. Um, we've ended the night
with that song, and my agent, Nick Minama said, now,
I think that it just blew people's mind. If you
just do this one last, I'm like, we always end

(35:58):
on an up tempo. We started ending with that song
right there, and it was like anybody's walking out crying
on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, well, I'm a friend.
We're now the second segment where we're gonna do a
couple of things. We're gonna play a couple more requests
from me because that's I'm very selfish when it comes

(36:20):
to when it comes to people that I loved listening
to like it. Let's just me, me, me, this is
the only time I really get to be selfish at
this job. And tell me if this is true. I
used to work at Super eight motel and you're doing music,
but you decided to after your shift to go to
a local radio station and drop off the tape that
happened It's true? Yes, okay? So and what was on
that tape? A song that I've written the DJU. You

(36:42):
want the whole story, just yeah, give me the story.
So I was working the graveyard shift and it was slow,
and so the radio station was probably three miles from
the Super eight. So I got in the car and
drove down there and I knocked on the door and
nobody answered. So I went around the other side of
the building. I knocked on the window, and then I
guess I climbed up on the side of the wall

(37:03):
and there was like a little bitty tiny window. It
was kighty ninety seven KYD and I started banging on
this one window and that was the actual to the
where the guy was, you know, DJ and his name
is Gary Hayes, And I guess he finally heard me,
and he came around to the door and it's like
two in the morning, three in the morning. He does

(37:24):
the door when real fast, you know, he goes what
And I'm like terrified. You know, this big old guy,
you big big guy, And he goes up, what do
you want? And I'm standing there with this little real
to real back then it was you made this and
it was, you know, sixteen inches per second kind of thing.
Only a true radio gavi knew what I'm talking about.
And he says, what is this. I said, it's my song,

(37:46):
and he goes, oh my gosh. He goes, come on in.
So I went in, and he takes me over to
the studio and he cues it up and he plays
it and he recorded accords it to this thing that
looks like an eight track called cart and this is
the way that the radio stations used to be run,
you know, And so he records it and he goes, man,
he goes, it's really nice. He goes, I'm surprised, he said.

(38:07):
He said, I can't play it. He said, we are
a reporting station and I didn't know what that. Man.
He said, I can't play it, he said, but it
is good. And he handed me my real back and
I went out. I was driving down the road and
he comes back on the air and he goes, man,
ladies and gentlemen. He goes, I might get fired over this,
he said, but you know, there's the Buddy Holly story
and blah blah blah. And he goes, here's a local kid,

(38:29):
Clay Walker, who wrote this song. And he plays it
and it's on the radio, and I mean, I'm poor.
I'm like I'm just shaking. I mean, I'm literally just
just shap I can't even believe it because what the
airwaves due to people in general, just the listeners. You know.
I've always been a radio fan, you know, like everybody else,
and to hear my own self on there freaked me out.

(38:53):
And I said, man, that's all I wanted for the
rest of my life, you know. And so I'm on here,
you know, And congrats to you. I know, people suck
up to you all the time because you're a big
shot and all that. But I gotta tell you, man,
it's hard to make it in the music business. It's
even harder to make it than the radio business. You
have knocked it out of the parks. Well that's very kind.
Well that's crazy. And you still remember his name? Good,

(39:13):
good for Good for you for And look what you're
about to do for me. I'm about to be famous.
I'm about to break up. I'm about to break a
new artist. Clay Walker. Everybody, first time you heard of
I got here? Everybody, Let ties the moon another one.
If I'm putting it into my top two or three,
this is one for me that I just love. I
don't know if it's because it reminds me of where

(39:34):
I was as a teenager, or if it's because I
just love Clay Walker ballads. No, and I love I
love the ballots too. I think people know when you
like something a lot. I love the ballads. You know,
you can't play, you know, fifteen slow songs in the
show though, you know, unless you're very man though, you know,
so you gotta you gotta have the up tempos. But
I really love the ballots. So this song was written

(39:58):
by Steve Dorff, and I remember getting this song thinking,
oh my gosh, this is this is such a great song.
And I didn't write her to wish they would have
better ear goes. She knew. She called my eye and
that was all it too. Ain't it strange? How forever change?

(40:27):
We'll just wander look the magic field them night. She
touched my soul like no one else. It's the way
that woman made me feel, left me talking to myself. WHOA.

(40:54):
You better run for cover, You better hide your heart
because it Why don't you start to love it? You
know you never stop. She shines like a diamond when
she walks into room. She could charm, stops, hypnotize the moon,

(41:17):
nice that's so good man, play Walter. I'm gonna ask
for a Walt more. And you know what's crazy about
your career that you don't see with a lot of
artists is that, you know your first hits at ninety three,
you had she Won't be Along Along in two thousand
and nine like that. That's quite the run there. I
mean to be able to have a number one in
nineteen ninety three and then put out this jam in

(41:38):
two thousand and nine, like, good for you? I mean,
how'd you do that when whenever this song hits, had
you been up? Or was that kind of a regrab?
I think in this town you're always regrabbing, you know.
There there's there's all kind of opposition, you know, and
and there's support too, you know. I think you gotta

(41:59):
have this. The big songs are gonna make it and
they find their way somehow to the top. And now
I think that's fair, you know, Um, I want I
say opposition. There's there's age, there's there's a new artist,
there's there's all kinds of competition out there. So you
gotta have you gotta have something great. But I look
at George Strait and I'm like, you know what what

(42:21):
does he have like sixty number one? Something crazy? You know?
And and uh still sings great, looks great, still it
does great shows. And and so I think we all
need something to look to, you know. And I think
some of the younger artists that are out right now
look to me in some ways, you know. And I
think if I have another hit, I think it inspires
them to know that they could do it too. But

(42:43):
to your point, um, that song right there was was
gonna make it, and it didn't have a lot of
support coming out of the gate. And that's how I
know it's a great song. It just it just radio said, hey,
this is a song for us. When I say support,
we didn't have a lot of money to support it
and spend money to promote it and things like that.
And this song would have made it because on its

(43:06):
own merit and radio radio folks like you really loved it.
Two thousand and nine, The last request from me, she
Won't be Lonely Long from Claywalker. Something about the way
she's wearing her dressled little titter, something about the way

(43:34):
she's staring, she's looking to start to fight, something about
the way she's dancing and drinking, chill patrolled. If she's
long it now, she won't be along and long giving

(43:56):
help the food. We did a wrong too, too bad,
she's too far gone. He shooting phone before he lift along.
If she's molding now, she won't be lonely alone. That's awesome, man.

(44:21):
The listener left a voice of Meil and asked us
to bring this game back. So we've done it for
a couple of times. Here we're gonna play, never gonna
get it. But first let's talk to Ronda in Tennessee. Hey, Ronda,
good morning, Hey, good morning, Bobby, good morning, studio morning.
How the heck are you? Hey? I'm great, thank you.
It's my birthday. I'm sixty years old. Oh come, hey, Rhonda,

(44:43):
so knock up on me growing up? Did everybody go
help me? Rhynda? Help help me? Rhynda? Every day? Every day?
Every day. It's the only Rhonda phone, I guess, so
help me RUA, Yeah along, well, happy birthday for that.
I always just go tell you I'm an shift nurse

(45:05):
and I work in Murphysboro and leave in Lynchburg. So
I listen to you guys for a whole hour all
the way home, and can I and I work with
developmentally delayed adults. Have four guys, three guys in the home,
and one of them is listening to you right now
on the Big ninety eight. Can I give him a
shout out? Go ahead, shout out to Tyrone Jordan. Good morning,

(45:26):
Tie Toronto, good morning, good morning, good morning, Tye. It's
helped me, Rynda, help help me. Ronda. Okay, Ronda, it's
your birthday. I'm gonna let you get in on this game. Okay,
So you're gonna pick one of the players. I'm gonna
read the question. You pick which one of them you
think will win, and if they win, you and them
win the money. Oh oh, I love it, so before

(45:48):
we do. Never gonna get it. It's really tough. So
up the drafts twenty bucks straight up. If you get it,
you went twenty bucks on my money and Ronda wins
twenty bucks on my money. Are you ready ready? I'm ready. Worldwide,
we've used this about one hundred and thirteen trillion times
since it was created in two thousand and nine. What

(46:11):
is it now, Ronda? You can pick Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie
or Morgan, and if they get it right, you get
it right. What do you think. Worldwide. We've used this
about one hundred and thirteen trillion times since it was
created in two thousand and nine. What is it? Which
one of them would you like to represent you? Oh,
two thousand and Ray Mundo, but he ain't gonna get it.

(46:35):
It's Morgan on there she is? Yeah, Yeah, let me
have Morgan because she she's a young one, so she'll
she'll be up on these things. Mark. Okay, So here's
what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song here
and on the other side, you guys give me your
answer never gonna get it? Right, we'll come back on
one second. On the phone right now, it's Ronda, and

(46:57):
Rhonda has chosen Morgan number two to represent her. The
question in never gonna get it worldwide. We've used this
about one hundred and thirteen trillion times since it was
created in two thousand and nine. What is it? Amy?
What do you have? iPhones? The iPhone? Just general iPhone? Yeah,

(47:17):
because I think it was invented in two thousand and nine. Okay, lunchbox,
Well I'm going on that. I put find my phone.
Oh interesting, Oh, Rhonda was moved by that one. There's
a good one. You didn't pick me though, so Eddie, okay,
So I said worldwide, I'm gonna go with Netflix. Okay,

(47:37):
come on, did that come out? I have no idea? Hey, Raymundo,
what do you think it is? I went with Rumba,
the vacuum that does it automated thirteen trillion times. They're
more popular, and you think, okay, I guess there was
the Netflix delivery that's not room for a long time.
But DVD Morgan, if you get this, Rondo wins cash

(47:57):
and so do you? Well? So much pressure, Morgan, she
chose you. What is your answer? Well, I'm pretty positive
this came out right before I went into high school
and it would have been Facebook. So that's my guess.
Facebook was two thousand two or three. I'm gonna say this.
One of you guys are close, but yes, but didn't
get it, Mike. But what do you say, Mike, I'll

(48:18):
tell you what. I'll tell you what. Whoever it is,
I'm going to give a chance to make it a
little more specific. On hold on, Amy, your answer was
iPhones incorrect. Eddie, your answer was Netflix incorrect. Not on it?
I love it, thank you. Morgan, your answer was Facebook Okay,
it's you. Oh, now, okay, it's not. Don't wasting book, Hey,

(48:41):
south to out south Amy, don't tell her anything you were?
Never mind she I'm tried. The caller picked mond Tondo
though my money. Okay, all right, never mind? All right?
He encouragement, Morgan. I need a specific answer here. Worldwide,

(49:01):
we've used this one hundred and thirteen trillion times since
it was created in two thousand and nine. You can
talk with Randa about it, but I need your answer
in about fifty Okay, Rhonda, how are you feeling? Is it?
Do you have any thoughts on this? I do? I do?
Is it fibook live? Oh, that's a good one because
it's streaming. I don't know if Facebook Live came into

(49:22):
a little bit later though, but but I will be yeah.
M but if it's Facebook relighted, that's the only thing
that's pretty close. All right, that's time, I guess Morgan.
I need an answer. Well, Rhonda, there's two two options here,
Facebook related to the Facebook Live or Facebook Messenger Messenger.

(49:48):
Do you feel confident about that? Yeah, I'll feel confident
about that definitely. Facebook use it every day. Messenger use
it every day. Rhonda? Who you talk to you most
and my fun William. Yeah, it make funny stuff and
I've seen him funny stuff, and it's kind of how
we communicate. Ask her like what we send it to me? Okay, Ronda,

(50:12):
the answer is it is Facebook. What do you think
it is? I thought maybe I don't know for sure,
but I was thinking the like button. It's the like
But that's why I wasn't going to see anything. Da
I'm so sorry. The Facebook like button one hundred and

(50:32):
thirteen trillion times since it was created in two thousand
and nine. Morgan, you were close. I had Mike deego
count them all. Ronda, happy birthday to you. I'm sorry
you didn't win, but I had a lot of fun
talking with you. I had a lot of fun with you. Guys.
Thank you so much for all the positivity and or
really appreciate you. You two appreciate that. All right? There

(50:53):
she is Ronda? Everybody, Yeah, there she goes Rnda. Don't
story today. This story comes us from Pennsylvania. A twenty
two year old man was looking for a job when
he saw the pizza play said now hiring. He went
inside said, hey man, can I get an application? Filled
it out handed as The worker then pulled out a

(51:14):
knife and stole the tip jar on our problems. He
had filled out the application so they had his name.
I knew that was coming, and he left his backpack
with his idea beginning worse at this, I'm much blocked
out to your bone head story of the day, Amy,
What does it mean when you say that you're working
on becoming a family focused family? I don't know the lingo. Well.

(51:38):
I heard that there's kid focused, parent focused, and then
family focused. There's the kind of the three options. And
we were kind of a little bit of kid focused
when we need to be your parent focused. But we
weren't operating together as a family, like sitting down having
meetings talking about all the different activities from okay, this
is you, So Sheer wants to play soccer? Okay, how

(52:01):
are we going to make that happen? Does that fit
into everybody's schedule? How can we support this? And even
our son, how can he help support Stashira and her
soccer and scheduling? And it really is making decisions like
that as a family, and my husband and I communicating
more on where we are with our week and maybe
even where we are with our day like if I'm oh,

(52:22):
I've had tons of stuff having me, I'm super stressed,
maybe something happened with my dad and I'm operating at
twenty percent, then he can say, Okay, I got you.
I have the other eighty percent. Or if he's operating
at twenty percent two then we meet as a family.
We decide we're going to do take out. We're not
going to cook, We're not gonna I just heard Burnet
Brown talking about this for her family and it really
tried it yet. It is, but I think you're it

(52:46):
is in the beginning, but then I think you're all
better for it in the long run because you all
know what to expect. And that's another thing we're working
on big time in our family is consistency and predictability.
And right now we're just kind of law like, Okay,
we survived today, what's tomorrow. But if we sit down
and we have these family focused meetings and everybody knows
what to expect, then I think that we will be

(53:09):
functioning better as a family. And so that's very new
to us. We have just been in survival mode and
I'm over it. I hope it works. It'd be awesome.
We'll see what happens. Check in everybody, Come on, yeah,
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