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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Guy are back. Welcome to Thursday's Bobby Bone Show Maren Studio.
All right, Eddie, you're up first. Here he is our
video for dudes. A guy like that? They build up
that was awesome so much? Yeah, go ahead, Okay, look
my family, I don't know. I think they're turning on me.
For years, I just don't understand Christmas cards, you know,

(00:32):
the ones the family takes in front of a tree
or at the beach or whatever. Not understand. Well, you
get them and then you just say, oh, that's cute
and you throw them away. Yeah, what's the point of them? Okay,
I've never done that, and I think they're kind of
cringey in a way. And then then you turn it
around in the back and they're like, oh, you know,
Jimmy had a great year, he made a lot of money.
Sally got accepted to Yale University. How does this show

(00:53):
you Sally so much in the name? You don't know?
Go ahead. So I don't like them. But then now
my fourteen year old he comes home and says, hey, Mom, Dad, like,
a lot of my friends are doing Christmas cards. Why
don't we ever do Christmas cards? And I say, we
just don't do them. I'd like to do it this year.
I'm I'm like, I don't want to be grinch and everything.

(01:13):
But I kind of told them like, I don't think
we're gonna do them ever. Yeah, I know your kid
wants to. Yeah, I mean it's a lot of work. Okay,
sure it's a picture. This is what I would say.
I know you're like, why would we do them? Why
do you post on Instagram? Just for real? Just to
share my life? Right, it's the same thing, just for
older people. Yeah, the Christmas card is the original Instagram.

(01:34):
Oh that's a good point. So they just mailed them,
they mailed their holiday Instagram post. Yeah, it's like life
is so great. Look at it, how amazing it is.
Because you'll put we post something Instagram. Look at us,
we're Christmas Eve. It's that so look at it as
a more expensive holiday Instagram. So what if I tell them, like, hey,
check it out. I'll compromise. I'll take a picture of
me in front of the Christmas tree and I'll send

(01:54):
it out to all my friends. No, take a family photo.
But they want to be in something, and you never
let them be in something. Yeah, they can't. They're not
gonna be on my Instagram, right, so be it in
a Christmas card? I say, do the Christmas card. No,
there's no way if I do this, and you get
them so much cheaper now too, if you just go
to Walgreens or whatever and put them off. You have
to mail them too. I mean, what's that forty five
cents a letter? Eddie? How many people do you know
gather everybody's addresses? And it's too much? That is not

(02:18):
an email? You know what I told them. I don't
even have a family like my wife and I. We
don't have like kids, you know. And I'm the one
that's like, yeah, pro Christmas card. All you guys do
you do Christmas cards? No? Me, No, a big nerd.
I don't get it, Bobby, No, we post on Instagram,
all right, that's you don't do Christmas cards. When we

(02:39):
have kids, we will, Yeah, you're sure. I'm sure. I'm
sure she'll want to. So I'm down whatever. I think
you should do it, Eddie. You know what I told them.
When you have your own family, you need Christmas cards,
all right? Up next lunchbox. Well, I got a package
in the mail the other day and I need to
know if I should just throw it away our track.

(02:59):
Now I'm the owner because it has the same address
as me, except for I live on Street and this
is Avenue and it's a twenty minute drive across town
to this person's place. It's like Sweet one A. So
John Doe Street versus John Doe Avenue. Yes, And so
I'm like, oh, my gosh, is this an important package?
So I opened it and it's just a computer cord. Oh,

(03:21):
you can't do that. It's a computer chord. That's thirty
five bucks. You could always just go. I thought it
was mine. Well, yeah, that's why I did. That's what
I'm gonna do if anything happens. I thought it was mine.
I opened it up. My brids. Oh I didn't order this.
Who's this too? Oh? Goes out at John Doe. So
I might do I need to trek over Acrosstown and
find this person and trying to knock on Sweet one

(03:42):
A or do I just throw it away a business
or a person. It's a person, why don't you just
message him on I'm sure everybody's on Facebook as in Instagram.
Let's just messed them say hey, I'm getting out of
your mail. I thought this is mine. I have a
computer chord. If you want it cously, here's my address.
I could do that because I do get some for
a business. That's it's so I'm street. This one's avenue.

(04:03):
Another one I guess is lame the business. I'll give
it back to the so the business I call and
they'll come get off my porch. But this is an
individual and I can also give it back to the
mail man and say we do this a lot too,
because we get mail from other people and we just
put it up and go, hey, this is not ours.
It was delivered and they take it and delivered to
the right place. It was already open. Yeah, yeah, I
hear you. But for now on that's all I do.

(04:25):
I just didn't know if I mean, it's like a
computer chord. I'm like, all right, just buy a new one,
right If I call him to the human when when
you wanted if it's yours, yes absolutely, If it was
something better, though, would he if I keep it and
be like I didn't know that was mine then, rose man.
I thought it was my Amazon get card everybody. So
I saw this article the other day that said if
you're in a rut or an emotional rut, it gave

(04:46):
you a list of all these different things you can
do to try to get out of it. One of
the things on that list was to clean out your
closet and make a donation pile if there are things
that you can donate. So I decided to try that.
I was in a little bit of a rut. So
I set a twenty minute timer on my phone, and
I spent that twenty minutes in my closet, going through
and taking inventory, cleaning it up, make it look good.

(05:08):
I made a little donation pile, and when I emerged
from my closet, I did feel better. So I just
thought past that tip along new people. Doesn't have to
be an all day affair, because sometimes that can get overwhelming.
You just set a timer, get in there. If you
do it came to my closet, you'd really get out
of that rut. Oh yeah, clean out my closet like
the garages. I had to get you out a big rut.

(05:28):
Yeah no, I'm not starting. You're bliss. Yeah, but you
clear you're good at cleaning out your closet. You donate
to these guys. Yeah, but I consistently go I don't
ever go in and have to go all right time
for a So about twice a year I go in
with a big box from home depot. They had the
tall cloth clothes boxes. Do you ever see those? Ye
for a closet. Yeah, and then twice a year boooooo,

(05:51):
donate it up or now Eddie and Mike, especially if
it's closed for like TV that I'm not gonna wear again.
I give them to them. That my favorite time of year.
Or suits. Yeah, Eddie comes, These are like Mark and
he starts singing it's the most one. And then I'm like, dude,
that's also Christmas. Christmas. It's almost time going to Bobby's
closet cleaning time. That's right, all right, So for an

(06:12):
emotional rut, clean your clean your closet, and make a
donation pile. All right? Ray, what do you got from
Mountain Pine in Arkansas. He's a great guy and he's
been very supportive of Eddie's eye. Bobby Bones, Hey, I
was here for you. I said, you still should go
to the awards, even though your eye look like you've
been beat up four different times. You were definitely on

(06:34):
my eyes team. And I said, well, all our sunglasses, yes,
thank you for that, and we did so, Yes, thank
you Ray support my eye. And now I'm gonna say
something with that saying something because I can't officially say
it yet. Oh oh, but I believe on Monday on
Peacock something starts to air. It was airing my last show.

(06:56):
It's oh, can we each say something that will pass together? Well,
I think everybody knows now right, No, some people might
not know. Oh you don't know, No pa on the
Peacock Network, Peacock the streaming service. Yeah, oh got it.
I got it. Now, I thought you had a new
show coming out. No, I know it's the show the Peacock.

(07:17):
I got it. Don't say too much. I'm not but
supposedly Monday or Sunday, all the episodes will start being
able to strain it. That's awesome. Well, how I got it?
I thought I know you did. Some listeners will get it.
Maybe they have never heard of it because they're new
and they need to know the name. Well, all I'm
gonna say is I can tell you on Monday. But
if you already do know, then you know. Okay, But

(07:40):
Lord Bertie has told me that my show could start
to be on Peacock starting Monday of next week. All
episodes that show who knows what it is already feel
like I know too much? You know, you know everything
now this show. That's kind of cool to be on
the inside. It's not that inside inside very cool. Okay,
we're gonna get started. Thank you guys for being here.

(08:00):
It's time to open up the mailbag. Get something Hello,
Bobby Bones. My son wants to be a YouTuber. His
idol is mister Beast. He's been working so hard building
his channel. He's twenty two videos in, he has two subscribers.
I love seeing him uses creativity to record, edit and

(08:22):
upload video, so I encourage him. But my husband wants
him to dedicate more time to football and stop YouTube.
He made eighth grade B team, and my husband thinks
with more time and dedication, he can get to the
A team. My husband doesn't think YouTuber is a career
but a hobby, and I know he enjoys football, but
I think his dream right now has to be a YouTuber.

(08:43):
He's fourteen. I wanted to do what makes him happy.
What advice would you have on encouraging my son to
pursue his dream and getting my husband on board as well?
Signed Mom and the next Mister Beast aka Mom beast.
It doesn't sound like he wants play football, And to
think that the dad thinks there's a better chance of
him playing football than being a YouTuber is weird in me. Well,

(09:04):
I don't know that the dad says NFL. I think
the dad just wants him play football. Yeah, but you
need to remind the dad. If you don't think there's
a career on YouTube, there's also not a career. Let's
focus on what could be a career, right. Yeah, Well,
here's what I'm want to say. I think if your
son wanted to play football and then wanted to quit,
that's a different story because I think he completes what
he starts. I think that's a parenting lesson. Yes, that's
just a lesson in general. If you agree to do something,

(09:25):
you have to finish what you agree to do or
there will be repercussions. It could be contractually. Now as
an adult, I have those eddie with your kids. You'm
sure you have. I think if your husband convinced or
heavily encourage your son to play football, even though your
son was hesitant, really didn't want to, that's a whole
different story. It sounds like that probably is what happened.

(09:45):
So I do have sympathy for your son because he
was kind of told to play football, and he played
football and doesn't love it as much. What I would do,
I think is because your son did agree to play,
even though he wasn't the one that fully went after it.
I think I would have a talk with him and say, look,
just finish this season and then I will go to
bat with you with dad, and if you don't want
to play next year, you don't have to keep doing YouTube.

(10:09):
Play football, put in the work, put in practice, and
at the end of the season we'll have this conversation
and if you don't want to play next year, that's
absolutely fine. I'm sorry you're in this place and I
understand it. I'm sympathetic for what's going on, but we
have to make you that happy right now. But if
we can just finish this, I will take care of
you from this point on. Also to the mom, he's
got twenty two videos and two subscribers, that's fine. He

(10:30):
can have five hundred videos and two subscribers. It's fine,
you know. It's is he learning as he's doing it,
does he love doing it? And is he getting better
from what he's learned and if so, that's as good
as a subscriber right now. It just takes one real
video to pop and then if you have other good
content up there, then gets found. So let him keep creating. Hey,
and let me tell you, as a video editor myself,

(10:52):
starting that young, that could be a really good career
for him. What about somebody who just had a video
go Viral's as me again, dude, this career could be
something really awesome for it. What about somebody who makes
at a good amount of money off making personal videos
on Instagram? That's me again, And then that's what I'm saying.
This could be a great career for this kid. Yeah,
So tell your son to play football, really put his

(11:15):
heart and soul into it. There's not a lot of
time left in the football season. But then if he
doesn't want to next season, you will have that conversation.
You'll go to your husband and have that uncomfortable talk.
If he'll just finish this for now and let him
keep doing his YouTube and he loves it, and great,
that's awesome. Should she have a conversation with her husband
about it? Not yet? Yeah, not yet. No, just finish it.
There's no need football seams almost over anyway, let him

(11:37):
finish football, and then once it's over, I think, then
there's that time. You don't want to have have the uncomfortable
conversation during this season because nothing's going to change except
somebody's gonna be in a poopoo mood, which is him.
It will happen, just not right now. Timing is everything,
you know. I mean, yeah, sure, that's what I'm saying.
You got it though, good luck? Tell him good luck.
We're proud of him. Keep putting the work in. And

(11:57):
that's what's all about. And that's tell me something good
accept it's a mailbag, that's right. Close it up. There,
we've got your that was found the cloth. A topic
of discussion the past few weeks has been Lunchbox's house.
There's a storm in June of this year. Trees fell

(12:17):
on the roof, three big holes in the roof, and
Lunchbox did not go to insurance. Instead, he went to
Amy's sister, who has a TV show about building houses,
and said, I want you to come to my house.
They never came. They still hasn't fixed the holes. So
what's it looked like right now? We got tarps on
the roof and you got when you walk in, like
the kitchen, there's a hole. Over the table, there's a hole.

(12:37):
And in the front room there's a hole. Any water
coming through the big one when it rains, there's a
little bit. You put a trash in there. It catches it, though.
And the reason you haven't fixed it is because we
were gonna be on reality TV HGTV this show. You
weren't going to beyond. They were just walking with you. No,
the producers said, well I was an A. You would
go ahead real quick, he would. Yeah. They didn't say

(13:00):
he was going to be an A. They said we
could potentially feature you as the main storyline. But you
didn't hear that. You heard no. No, they literally told me, oh,
you would be the A. Yeah, but you also were
gonna have to get out a loan to pay for it.
But they never asked you to do that, so you
knew it when't far long. No. No, they never said
get the financing. But I figured we were still in

(13:20):
the pro process. But then I never heard from him,
and here we are, now, what ain't happening. I guess
it's not happening. So you have decided I have decided
I would apply for other remodeling shows on HDTV because
they have a lot of them. There's all different variety
of shows, and I thought, oh man, there's other ones
out there building roots and the only one. There's better
ones than that. You don't do that. All of them
are better than that network about it, and so I'll

(13:42):
go to them and see what I can get. Okay,
So what is this this audio that it has? So
you guys keep telling me I'm a bad dad. I'm
a bad I've never said you're a bad dad or
a bad husband? Will you tell me? I am say
it's crazy you haven't fixed the holes? Yes, okay, So
I went to my wife since I'm giving everybody hear
how that just went from fix the holes to your
bad dad? The same with the producer going, hey, we

(14:03):
could possibly feature you on the show. Asn't hey, I'm
on the show asn't any They fired me. They promised
me a lifetime supplied. We definitely got an inside look
of how it works. Yea, they fired me. So I
decided I'm gonna apply for other reality shows to fix
our roof and remodel our house. So I went to
my wife because you guys give me hard night you
gotta get these fixed, and said, hey, do you want

(14:23):
me to fix the holes or you want to go
reality TV? Should I chase the reality show dream I
have a homemakeover? Or would you rather me get it fixed? Oh,
we need to get it fixed for sure. Well yeah, yeah,
but I figured the reality shows would fix it. Well
I'm maybe they would, but that is gwen take forever. Yeah,

(14:43):
we're gonna have to call so in. But it has
only been six months. Yeah, six months of a hole
in the roof. Three holes on the roofs. So sorry
about the reality show dreams. We're gonna have to let
those go for now, and we're gonna need to call
a repairman in the roofing company. Okay, so you're saying,
don't apply for property apply All right, let's go make out. Okay.

(15:07):
Now you hear this kid coughing because he's cold in
the background. Yeah, here's guys. Yes, because there are holes
in the roof and it's now winter. Because daddy, I'm
sick again. I heard that, and I heard his wife
kind of has to talk to him like he's a child.
Excuse me, yet there was no child talk there. Sorry,
you're gonna have to let go of your dreams. Let

(15:29):
it go, Let it go. So Lunchbox, no more reality show.
You just get your roof fixed. Maybe we'll find another
show for you to be on. I'm gonna have to
call insurance. I'll call him in the next week or two.
And how are you gonna Are you gonna explain to
them that you've waited six months and it's probably getting worse.
I'll just tell him I don't know that. If they don't,
you'll tell him you're Lunchbox in the Buy a Box show.

(15:49):
I'll tweet thouse I'm bad. I will I said, I
don't mind publicly shaming you on Twitter and Instagram. Or
I'll just say it just happened. But this is over.
This is over. The hole in the roofs over. I
mean I still have holes in my room, but it's over.
Like you're trying to get on a show as to be,
it's over. I guess a little. Hey, what a storyline.
This has been right everybody to those three holes. They

(16:10):
gave us months and months of content. We thank you.
I can't believe I got fired. We thank you, thank you.
It's time for the good news. Cameron Dicker used to
be the kicker for the University of Texas Longhorns. He's
chilling in Austin. He tells his girlfriend, Hey, let's go
to a Carrie Underwood concert. So they're on their way

(16:31):
to the concert when kicker dick Or the Kicker, gets
a phone call from his agent and says, Hey, Cameron,
you gotta get on a plane. The Chargers want you
to kick for them in the game this week, so
let's go. Let's go to LA right now. So they
couldn't go to the concert. He goes straight to the
airport and yeah, he's the kicker for the Chargers. Now. Well,
Carrie Underwood found out about this and said, wow, I
can't believe dick Or the Kicker was gonna come to

(16:53):
the show. Now he can't, so she made him a
video message. Here it is, Hey Cameron at Carrie Underwood.
Here a little Bertie told me that you were on
your way to our show in Austin not too long
ago when you got the call to go play for
the Chargers. I just wanted to say congratulations, and I
would love to have you out for a makeup concert.
Any show you want to come to. Just let us
know and we'll get hooked up, have a great night,

(17:15):
good luck to season. Pretty cool. And he goes out
and wins the game the first game he's there. He's
been dicker. The kickers has been kicking up pretty good.
Did you see the video of one of the players.
It was miked up sitting I know kicker, because I
know I'm miked up? But what's our kickers like? Dicker's
so funny. Good story, that's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. There's a brand of gummy

(17:38):
bears called Harribo hr Ibo. Oh yeah, the gold package.
I don't know how to say it, but yeah, that
comes to mind. The gold package. If you bid it
with your teeth to open it almost it's hard to open.
It's like quality plastic. Harribo, you'd say it, yeah, Harribo,
so big, famous gummy bear place. And so this guy
was standing on a platform he's gon take a train

(18:00):
and he looked down. He sees the paper. He grabs it.
What is this? He grabs It's a check worth four
point eight million dollars. Who made out to Harribo? And
so he calls, He goes, hey, I have a check
to you guys, your company. It's a four point eight
million dollars, and so a lawyer from Harribo said, hey,
destroyed the check and then send us photographic proof that
you've destroyed the check because the guess in there with

(18:21):
five million bucks basically in his hand. And so a
few days later he got to in this reminding me
of you, lunch box. He got a big reward from them, okay,
because he against anybody could taken that check. What do
you think the reward was? How much? Four five million
dollars a head to give me? Leaves one hundred thousand?
Big company? Yeah? Big? I mean this company's worth billions, right,
I would assume they're a big Yeah. I don't know

(18:43):
what their evaluation is, but yes, it's a massive company.
He gets, He gets a box. He opens it. It
had six bags of gummy bears in it. That was
his Oh that's trash. They sent him six bags and
gummy bears. That is sub hilarious. Wow. So I read

(19:03):
that and thought about you, and I have a second
story I wanted to tell you. I just thinking about you. Hey, Abby,
would you mind coming to the microphone? Abby has an announcement,
like two announcements She's gonna make. Oh no, she's dating
that dude. What dude, Nate Smith? Oh no, I don't
think so. Are you okay? Would you guys ever talk? No,
I can't. Message me a couple of times like oh,

(19:25):
good for it, and I was like you sounded awesome.
I love Nate Smith. I called on myself after the
show went that day. Really yeah. I never called people
after a show, but I was just I got his
number from Brent and I was like, dude, is awesome? Like,
great job, I like you. That was it. I was like, hey,
I like it. Click. When's the last time you got stalked? Oh?
A couple of days ago. Yeah. See her hesitation as always, well,

(19:47):
I'm gonna let it be. I'm not gonna I'm moving
on from this. I'm letting and if she ever has something,
she can come to us. That being said, we got
a couple announcements here we're gonna do. Number one is
I love when people on the show decide they're gonna
go and work toward a goal there, gonna try to
make themselves better because they have a passion. Abby, what
are you doing to make yourself better? So I got
a professional voice coach, like I've been saying you need

(20:09):
to do all along, I did, but the best singers
have voice coaches. No, No, that's what I'm saying. I
told her all along her voice wasn't good enough, that
she needs to get a voice. I don't think people
don't go to a voice coach because her voice isn't
good enough. They get a voice coach at the show.
I'm how to sing, to sing a lot multiple nights,
how to use that rise, And that's what I'm saying.
I told her that from the beginning, and you guys said,
I was so rude, And now she doesn't. You guys,

(20:29):
it's a big deal. I told her telling her for
a different reason. You were like, you can't sing. Yeah,
she has to get rid of the nasal, and they'll
help her do that. So you think if she gets
rid of the nasal, she could be a good singer.
She might be able to. But the nasal like it,
like positivity. I told you're saying, having get a record deal.
We just heard it. Well, that's what I've been saying
the whole time is she has to get rid of

(20:50):
the nasal if she even wants to be considered a singer.
What does the voice coach say to you? Have you
been m Yeah, I've been twice. So what have you learned?
So she has me warm up a lot, and she
does say I sing through my throat and my nose,
so it's kind of unlearning old habits. So what do
you do? She kind of I sang the house that
built me and she kind of goes through because I

(21:11):
don't open my mouth very much or a enunciate, so
I just kind of follow her basically, okay, or at
the very beginning stages like what give me a little
bit of that? I thought I fuck could touch this place?
So feel it this brokenness since some mudston healing, that's good,
it's already better, Yeah, I think so, yeah, I think

(21:33):
you're already better. Come on, wow, I think she listens
are going to pay off. She just has me be
more confident and like sing out more instead of being like, yeah,
so do you want to say thank you to me?
Or what are you? I mean? I've been telling you
need a voice coach for the credit for her trying
to be you were mean and so you need a
voice coach. But was it true? But it was for
a different reason. Okay, did she go to a voice coach?

(21:55):
Did you take my advice. Did you do it? Because
Lunchbox No, Okay, so that's the first year. Well, is
that you want to you're going to a voice coach
with what goal? I just feel more confident singing and
be able to sing out more like as a goal
to be a singer. I don't know. Maybe you think
you leave this show to prossessing your career. If I
feel good enough at this point, I don't feel like
I'm at that level you'll have to be at. She'll

(22:18):
never be at that level unless you want to be homeless, Lunchbox,
what Yeah, if she leaves this job to go be
a singer, Amy, she can't make enough money being a singer.
I think people do it all the time in Nashville. Okay,
they're doing They have six roommates and they live, you know,
under a bridge. So what with six roommates? Yeah? Why?
I don't know if A mean, do you really think
I think she should keep jobs and pursue it. She

(22:42):
doesn't have to quit everything, which is what like a
little bit where it's like I think she could possibly
have and you're like, wow, like it is he softening up? Well?
Do it? If you want to be homeless? And then
don't drag any of us into what you're saying. She
could never just leave this job and pursue sing. She
would not make enough money. Eventually, she's saying. She The
next thing is abby, is that you've she's already taken

(23:02):
a singing job already. She got yes, so go ahead
tell them what's up? Yeah. So you guys remember those
Carollers that were at the Christmas party last year when
you just butted your way into their group. Yeah, I
was asked to. They asked her to go up and
sing with him. Yeah, in my house, go ahead, and
maybe at your house. But at the company Christmas party,
she just went up and said, and she was the
only one not in costume. It was like, can I

(23:23):
sing with you? Guys? Know they love He came out
and asked me. You didn't see him? Go ahead anyway.
So they asked me to be part of the quartet
to sing around Nashville. So do you get your own
little Christmas outfit? Yeah? I get to hear the outfit.
I mean that's going to be a high paying gig.
They do pay, Yeah, they do pay any not high

(23:44):
they have to. Like it's four people, Well, there's multiple
groups because they're in high demand. It's like it's really good. Oh,
so you're on the low group. It's like it's like
if you're gonna go to you know, the CEO or
a fortune five hundred company, they're gonna send the best group,
and then they're gonna send Abby's group to the Sonic,
to the Sonic and singing to the servers like yeah, okay,

(24:07):
I wouldn't mind that. So you excited? I am? Yeah.
How much do you make a show? Do you know?
So it's per hour, It's sixty the first hour and
then thirty after that. That's big money. So you're talking
about two hours ninety five bucks an hour, and you're
doing what you love like it's fun. Yeah, the costume

(24:29):
and you might meet like guys. Yeah, no, guy's gonna
hit on you in that outfit? Maybe when do you start?
So the next rehearsal is Monday, and then the events
start happening, Abbe, here's the thing. Let him know if
if you were the full outfit, you guys come up
here and perform. Yeah, yeah, I'm in okay, let them know. Okay,

(24:50):
I'll tell them. Yeah, And so the group that you'll
be singing with we want you. Don't bring the A team,
bring the people you're actually gonna be singing with. We'd
love to have it. I'll tell them I got another question.
We're proud of you, Abby, good job. I don't let
the anchor over here sink y'all all the way to
the bottom. I know, no, the truth Teller. Whatever happened
to that band she was in there, she gonna play
with the airport. She just get kicked out. I mean
they just good, right, just one person wasn't It was

(25:13):
kind of a band. It was him and then a
band also. But the Airport's probably not going to work
out because they already they had to get badges and everything,
so I was not included in the badge getting um.
But they're gonna play at other places around like puckets,
And don't let them bring you down. You know I'm
not yet. He never pursues anything. Why don't have to answers?
I don't even to answer, no, no, But you bring
up all all the all these gigs. All I'm in

(25:34):
this band that's gonna play at the airport. Never happened
because she thought, because they know, because that band thought
that we're gonna say their name on the air, and
we never did, so they cut her. I'm just what
acting things have you heard of? You know, like I
cut his lines. I wasn't gonna say we're proud of you,
thank you, and then let the group know if they

(25:55):
want to come in and fully addressed all you guys,
you could do a song or two. Okay, okay, there
she is. Let's hey, let's clap for ads screener? Do it?
Always say phone screenerpecial? People know we're reds. But she
does so much behind the scenes as well. That is Abby.
All right, if you lose this trivia game, you'll eat
chocolate chip cookies and ranch dressing. Oh but Lunchbox doesn't
like anything white, not together. He doesn't like anything white.

(26:19):
It's dressing, blue cheese people. I hate my life. Oh
when I worked, when I worked with Taste ZELI, I
would have to turn my head away to fill up
the ranch containers. Oh well, then you need to win. Buddy,
never said that you hated all things white. Now it's
all gonna be white. Yeah. Now we have every Matt
and Sean coming up here just to torture you. I mean,

(26:44):
there's gonna be the worst day of my life. I mean,
that's stretch. No, here we go, Amy versus lunchbox. Three
trivia questions a lunchbox we'll know the answer to. Most
likely Amy will get them and the other way around. Amy,
You're up first? Are you ready? Ready? What didn't? A
team is named after a dinosaur and plays in Toronto?

(27:07):
What NBA? What NBA team Toronto Torontosaurus rexus Toronto? Okay, dinosaurs?
What NBA team is named after a dinosaur and plays
in Toronto? The Toronto Rex's. That's a good but the

(27:32):
difference would be would be like a bunch of guy's
named Rex and on a couch Rex, You're smoking a cigar?
What the heck is it? Lunch of microphones? All? For
some reason, I had a gross reaction thinking about them.
But don't let it in your head. You gotta perform.

(27:53):
What are they? The Toronto Raptors? The raptors? Hey, Amy d.
Lario Ian Trophy is awarded annually in what sport? I mean,
Larry O'Brien sounds like a golfer, but it could be
an old school football player, or Larry O'Brien could be baseball. Listen,

(28:15):
what the I have never heard of Larry O'Brien ever
in my entire life, Larry O'Brien awarded the Larry O'Brien Award.
Golf incorrect that Larry will be basketball. Let's go up. Okay, Amy,
what seven letter informal name is used for a socket wrench?

(28:38):
What's the seven letter informal name used for a socket wrench? Informal?
Informal for a socket wrench? The ranch, socket wrench, the windy?
I don't know what is a socket nch wrench? What's

(28:59):
a seven letter informal name used for a socket wrench? Windy?
Pass me the windy windy? Incorrect, Lunchbox, you could steal
all three question? Yeah, because I don't. Let's socket wrench
called seven letters in it? It's not the official lead? Yeah,
I don't. I mean he wrote I saw what he

(29:21):
wrote down, but that's done. Seven letters six? What do
you right? Wrench rench? I thought that too. I don't
know a wrenchie wrenches? You know? Yeah? Ratchet, ratchet, ratchet? Okay, Well,

(29:42):
the score with two steals, Lunchbox takes a lead two
to one. Okay, Lunchbox, I got three questions for you.
If you get two of them, you win the game
in cheerleading. What's the name of the person that's in
the air during a stunt fire? Correct, let's go, let's go.
Oh wow, thanks to Navarro College. He probably got that

(30:08):
from cheer What. Lisa Barlow is a real housewife from
which edition of the franchise Orange County In Correct, Lisa Barlow, Ammy,
you need this to stay in the game, Lisa Barlow.
Lisa Barlow is a real housewife from what edition of
the franchise? Saying there's too many wives? Now? Okay? Um

(30:32):
Salt Lake City? Correct? Wow, Amy, it's three to two, lunchbox.
You need to win this. This is yours to win.
If you get it, you win. Falling for Christmas is
a Christmas movie starring what actress? What? Falling for Christmas
is a new Christmas movie starring what actress? Lindsay Lohan? Correct?

(31:01):
We just talked about That was amazing? Oh my goodness. Oh,
I mean, there is a god we talk about a
movie that that that we just talked about. But I
get the Larry O'Brian award. No, the World series did
we talk about? Just talking about Philly Bean greezing the
poles when you had to pick That's sure. To. That's
a good point. Amy have a cookie. Oh my goodness,

(31:25):
it's just breakfast in some countries. This is a breakfast delicacy.
I have to eat. Like, can I get a cookie?
Can I get out a cookie? That might be that bad?
I want to eat? I mean cookie cookie. It's not
a huge cookie. It is a huge cookie after cookie.
What's a huge cookie to you? Oh my gosh, I

(31:47):
like I like cookies that it's got to be good,
gusting together. Oh that's what. If it's really good, we
discovered like an amazing taste like salt thing. No, I'm
not good. Don't worry. I'm not gonna vomit or any
group like sardines and whipped cream. I wanted to die. Die.

(32:11):
This is not so you can eat the whole cooking
in OK, fines starting to it's not fun. If she
likes it, all right, going on, that's the thing. You
have to fake it real good. Wow, sorry to whip cream.
Had this every Tuesday and then we're like, don't worry
about it. Are you covering your face? Lunchbox? I don't
want to smell it. I can't smell a ranch. That's

(32:32):
so weird. I'm can't smell it's what's the grossest white thing?
I'm not talking about that. What what's the grossest white
that you hate? White things? What's the grossest one. I'm
not gonna tell you why. Who are bringing in? Oh,
he doesn't want to tell us, Like I said, Yeah,
I've learned from him. We'll walk it. We'll bring in
a wheelbar all of it. Immediately. We've got three wheelbarrows

(32:54):
full of white things out there, like just the first one,
group of guys named Chad. The second one. What the
smell of it? It's just terrible. Yeah, I don't smell it.
I can't smell it. Okay, good, well, I don't want
to take a chance. This is Brianna from Virginia who
left the boy Smail, just listening to the podcast talking
about the Christmas Show. So excited. That's some of my
favorite shows that you guys do have to hear. I

(33:16):
was just hoping that you're gonna draw names on air
because I always love to hear who get too. For
the Christmas Show, we will draw names. We will be
doing a Spicy Christmas and there will be a rule
where if someone gets someone a gift and we can
tell that they weren't trying at all. Because they want
them to go to the boxes, they automatically have to
eat the spicy sin man, you didn't tell us that, Yeah,

(33:39):
because we know mostly so I'm not going to stay
any name to somebody. We'll just get somebody a piece
of hay and be like, well that's what I got them.
I guess they have to go to the boxes, and
we don't want that tap to happen, so you have
to try and if the secret panel, who we're not
going to say who it is, all votes unanimously, then
that person has to eat the spice. Wow. Yes, we'll
draw names. Thank you for asking that question. It'd be awesome.

(34:02):
We may do it today or tomorrow because we want
to get people enough time to shop. Yeah. Oh yeah,
of course enough present to get some good He's Amy's
pile of stories. A Facebook Memories photo led to a
woman discovering cancer on her face. She had noticed this
blemish type thing and she was like, oh, well that's weird,
and then a memory popped up from two years before

(34:23):
and the spot was there, and she's like, wow, I've
had this for a very long time. I need to
make an appointment. So she did when to the doctor
turned out to be cancer. Wow, pretty crazy. Shout out
Facebook memories, Like Facebook memories reminds me I'm not doing
cool things now like those were the days kind of thing. Yeah, yeah,
I see it and I'm like, dang, that was fun. Yeah.

(34:44):
I look at today and I'm like, I'm just hearing
shorts and no shirt and my guts hanging over and
I'm watching a rerun a Shark Tank sucks. NBC is
bringing back the More you Know psa series we've kept alive.
Oh yeah, they're bringing it to Peacock and the videos

(35:05):
will be several minutes long instead of just thirty seconds.
And celebrities we'll be doing them like John Legend, Steph
Curry and Al Broker. That better be funny. Ain't watching
what were they back in the day? Like very small
PSAs like meaning it'd be like a commercial to say commercial,
It's like, hey, guys, us know that if a white
van pulls up to you an officers some candy, you

(35:25):
probably shouldn't get in because those guys do bad things.
Oh the more you know, it's not always that dramatic,
but yeah, that's hardcore. That one always Luke Brian's wife
Caroline had unexpected hip surgery. She didn't reveal why she
had it, but she's on her Instagram and she seems
to be in good spirits, but obviously keep her in

(35:48):
your prayers. Imagine hip surgery sucks. I can't move for
a long time. I imagine that's one of those like
a shoulder surgery is really bad for a long time.
I bet a hip surgery is really bad or your
BH Yeah that would be hurt. Oh yeah, yeah, I
would think about what's always a useful thing? Yeah, yeah,
I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

(36:10):
It's time for the good news. Last week, Southern cow
landscaper Antonio Benitez watched as a thief stole his family's
work truck with all their tools from inside their driveway.
The whole incident was captured from Fox eleven News as
the helicopter was airing a live shot, and you see

(36:32):
it during the live shower, someone steals his truck. The
truck got a big damage because they chased the truck
because they had the helicopter up and so they followed
the truck. Parson crashed the truck. It was a whole situation. Well,
that family depends on the truck for the landscaping business.
So everybody said, we'll jump in and help you out.
So they did, and they set up and go fund
me and more than a hundred thousand dollars from over

(36:53):
twenty seven hundred donors, and they got him a new
big work truck, which are not cheap. It's not a
twelve thousand dollars truck. So he took to social media
to tell everybody how much it meant to him. And
that's crazy that that happened. First of all, that it happened,
you're you flip on the news like that truck looks like,
oh my gosh, it's our truck. You see the magnet
on Antonio, and then you don't have it because obviously

(37:15):
it was crazily damaged. But then everybody, everybody bottom one.
That's so that is a great story. That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. We
have ninety seconds to figure out the investigative. Morning Corny,
you guys ready, really, let's go, Morning Corny. Why did
the Turkey bring a microphone to dinner? Why the Turkey

(37:39):
bring a microphone to dinner? Ninety seconds starts now harryoking microphone,
gobble sing, talking, gobble music. What do you do with
you cook at gobble music? Cook. He's cooking people from
the mic. He's roasting people from the micro roasting. Yeah, roasts, roast.
It's gonna be a roast one. Yeah. If Pilgrims were

(38:02):
still alive, what would they be known for? Their age?
Three hundred years old? I don't know how old it is,
but is that it? Yeah? Love was the answer their age? Ohka.
What's something that's usually insulting but not on Thanksgiving? You're hey,
hey turkey? What is usually insulting but not on Thanksgiving?

(38:26):
Your buns? Insulting? You're fat? Oh, gravy, it's all grave.
It's all gravy. What is something more insulting? And washing? Sulting?
Salt in salting? Why do you keep saying it like that? Weird?

(38:46):
What what are you saying? Amy, I'm just saying the
word to focus on, but insult just keeps going in salting. Okay,
So that would be like a soul ink just saying
it like that soul something in soul. No, no, no,
you did it like four times. So and so I

(39:13):
was just saying insulting. Focus on that word. It's just
how I stay insulting with the pilgrims Turkey. What is
it a family member giving you the bird? Or giving
the bird? I felt like we were allowed to stray
on that too. She kept going soulting, So give us
that one. And that's how I say, it doesn't matter.
We still didn't get it. Clear eyes arts. There's a

(39:42):
story about tracking each other if you're married, if you're
in a relationship, and how it's not necessarily a good thing.
So I just wanted you guys have on your phone
that you can be tracked anytime. Yes, no, on where
your iPhone? Yeah, like find my iPhone. I have to
find my iPhone. I never even check where my wife is.
But we do have each other all the time because

(40:04):
one if a dog is gone and we have a
dog thing on, I'll go, okay, where's the dog? Do
I'll find it because I got a tag on it.
And then I'll go, okay, let me see where Caitlin
is due. Oh, she's with the dog and they're driving
down the road. So the dog is not escaped. There
you go. So that happens a lot. And then also
my Ringer is never on because of the show. It's
it's never on. And so if she's trying to get
a hold of me and she can't, and it's important,

(40:26):
she can forget where I am who's with me and
called them and be like, hey, get ahold of Bobby.
So our tracker is always on. I may check it
once every week, and I don't think she even she
cares where I am at all. I don't go anywhere. Yeah,
you guya knows where I am anyway. Most of the time,
work or working out, That's about it. But we do.
We have it always on on fine my I phone.

(40:47):
We're always tracking each other. But they say, here are
some reasons why you shouldn't track. One, it can trigger
your childhood rebelliousness. Your partner doesn't want another parent, they
want a spouse. Don't make them feel like they're always
being watched. I don't feel like I'm being watched. Mostly
it's for efficiency at our our house, where you kind
of wonder where, Okay, we need you to do this,
where I'm just so hard to get hold of I
think is why I think it's good for her to

(41:09):
have me. Number Two, we can lead to trust issues.
Tracking routinely is micro management. You can put a whip
gam on my head if you want it to, You're
gonna be very bored by where I go and what
I do. It threatens independence, It breaches boundaries. It dampens romance.
It can cause mixed up messages. What happens if something
they see its suspicious. The only time I ever turned

(41:29):
it off when I was getting her engagement ring a
couple years ago. I didn't wanted to know I was
a jewelry store. I would turn it off, but also
knew well then. I also knew that if I turned
it off around the time that she may be like,
whis it off? He's up to something. So I'd leave
the phone here at work and I would drive without
a phone, and I felt and I would go through
start scratching myself. WI draws from my phone. I'd be like,

(41:51):
put on my phone. You don't do that. But I
was dedicated. I was making sure she didn't find it.
I'll have my phone here, and I would drive to
the jewelry store genisis Diamonds. I'd be like, Okay, we
gotta go quick because I need my phone, but yeah,
we keep ours on. You get you and your wife
keep yours aliday. We do, but we would never use it.
My wife says that she tracks me whenever she's like, hey,
I wonder if he's still at work so he can
pick up the kids, And so she checks it because

(42:12):
she doesn't want to bother me at work and says, oh, okay,
I see you're still at work. Can you pick up
the kids? Since they get out in thirty minutes. That's
the only time she says she tracks me, says, I
believe her. I believe her. I wish I'll have to
track me more. I think she lies about how much
he tracks me, and that she says, yeah, I'll watch sometimes,
and you know what, she never does and doesn't give
a crap. I'd be like, please track me more. I
want to feel important, don't you watch? You guys don't know.

(42:33):
I wouldn't even know how to check where my wife
is if I need to check where my wife is ill,
Do you want to check her right now? No? I
don't care. You don't care. I don't care. Like I mean,
I'll see her when I get home or when she
gets home, like we'll be there and we'll do our thing.
Put a dot, put a little tracker on your bike. Yeah,
so she used to get nervous when she, oh, text
me when you leave her work, you know, when you

(42:55):
get there, because I need to know when you're heading home.
And I'm like, I'm an adult, I don't need to
text you. Oh wow, you are rebellious. Yeah. Sometimes I
tracked my wife up putting like a kidding camera in
the car, and that's a good call. I don't, I
don't at all. I'm gonna play Lee Bryce Memory, I
don't mess with. I'm a big fan of find my
iPhone though, it's the best best, and often find my

(43:15):
iPhone literally when I left it somewhere by using that
too from my computers. A Bobby Bones Show interviews In
case you didn't know, Jordan Davis has our guest and
he's back because he's got a big announcement coming up
in a second. Also, he just want a CMA for
this song by Dirt. He also has Singles, You Up

(43:36):
Singles and slow Dance in a Parking Lot and he's here.
Now here is Jordan Davis on the Bobby Bones Show.
Now that should say CMA Award winner Jordan Davis is here.
Come on, you know it's like the first time that

(43:57):
it's I've been introduced like that. Yeah, I like it
sounds good, it's got a good ring to it, it does.
I like it. We were at the CMAS and you
and I were hanging out a little bit before your
wife you walking the red carpet, my wife and I
and I was like, hey, man, good luck. I'll be
honest with you. I hope you'd win by and think
you would right there, will you, buddy? Not because not
because my dirt wasn't an awesome song. I just know
how the process works. Yeah, And mostly you're like, you know, well,

(44:19):
we'll see the same people kind of win stuff. That's
kind of where like and coming off the ACMs where like,
you know, I thought we had a good shout there
and we didn't pull it out, so I wanted I prepared, Hey, congratulations,
smile for the camera. If they have the camera on
you when they announced somebody else won. Yes, Oh, they
move like right in your face, so you're like, you know,
like right, it's just so people know what happened. So

(44:40):
let's say Jordan's and there they got your head in
the square and they're covering the screen with the squares
everybody's head, like the camera is like ten inches from you,
and they keep an even a lot closer when you lose, Yeah,
because they really want to get some reaction. Absolutely, and
so yeah you have to be like, yes, I hate you,
Yeah I love lousy. Yeah it's great. But when they

(45:05):
said what did you hear? Did you hear it? Like,
I don't know, what did you hear it? You know,
Reba announced it and like, you know, in her just
classic country accent, it almost sounded like she was surprised.
He was like, I never heard of this guy. It
kind of sounded that way. I was like, I don't.
I don't know if she knew the song or not.
But I looked at my brother first and I was like, dude,

(45:29):
we just kind of like who you wrote the song with?
By the way, yeah, your brother he wrote the song with,
and then another set of brothers, Matt and Josh Jenkins,
and I looked at Jacob and I was just kind
of like, and what's terrible now is I look back.
I didn't even hug my wife first. I went straight
to my brother, gave him a hug, and just told
him I due, we just want a song of the year. Dude,
we just want a song of the Year. And finally
he was like, bro, we gotta go man, we gotta
go up there. We gotta go up there. I think

(45:51):
your wife understands since it was your brother. Yeah, I
think if it was an usher yeah and a yellow
vest and you're like, oh man, I feel like Jordan,
what I get it? But did your brother No? After
the show, I told her I was that, babe, I'm
sorry that, like I didn't. She's like totally fine. So
I was backstage. We had gone back after commercial and
there was a huge screen in your award was coming up,

(46:12):
and so I went in the room because I was
gonna just watch to see and they're like Reba was
like the winner is by Dirt and I was like,
oh my outline went, oh my god, like like I
was just I was so happy for you. I know,
I thought it was so cool. I was trying to
run you down. No, And I saw your brother a
couple of times, and he was like, go find Jordan.
I was like, nope, I'll see Jordan one hundred times
in the next month. He's gonna be celebrated. I was

(46:33):
so happy for you. It's awesome. But we have an
announcement today. Jordan's pregnant. He's not. He's not, he's not.
He's a man. Can't have a baby, guys, he's not.
Go ahead, what's kind of though? It is? It's uh
my brand new album. Uh it's called Bluebird Days, is
coming out in February, and this is the first time

(46:54):
I know A ton of fans have been asking for
it and I could finally say that it's done. We've
turned it in. So yeah, for the first time. Album
number two, full length album number two is coming in February.
Bluebird Days February seventeenth. So what does bluebird Days mean?
So it actually came it's a you know, growing up
hunting fishing, it was actually a hunting term. So like

(47:16):
a bluebird day, you know, duck hunting, sunshine, perfect conditions
for a duck hunt. I feel like now like I've
I moved to town to write songs and have accomplished
some things that I've never dreamed in a million years
that I've been able to do. And I feel like,
in a not just in a career sense, like in

(47:37):
a personal sense, I'm in a very good spot. I'm
really happy with with what I've done. When I moved
to Nashville. The people I've met, like just where I'm
at in my life right now, my kids, my wife.
I'm kind of in the Bluebird days of my life,
which is crazy. The song that is called Bluebird Days
on this record is actually a song by my parents divorced.

(48:00):
So it's kind of how you know, almost like a
cautionary tale of you know, how fast things can change.
Anybody heard that one yet? Bluebird Days? I haven't played
that yet, you know, it's crazy. I haven't played it
for my parents yet. I have seen this on the
biggest radio show in the world. Do they know about it?
I think they've I think they've heard grumblings of it

(48:21):
from my sister, my brother, but they know they're divorced. Yes, Okay, good,
I want to make sure. Okay, just making sure we're
all cool here. Okay. So Bluebird Days comes out February seventeenth.
The fan club pre order is today and the main
pre order goes live on Friday. And so, are you
gonna put out any more any any new singles for
this album? Maybe not singles, but just single songs. Episode

(48:44):
We're gonna do one more at the beginning of next year,
probably gonna be a song called money Isn't real. It
could be, it could switch. I feel like I go.
Let me guess, let me guess. Okay, money isn't real
except im. I'm real broke. I wish I had more money.
That how it goes? Man? That was like the Raging Idiots,

(49:05):
a real poor book. Okay, all right, how's it going?
Give me a little bit? How really goes? Uh? Let's
see showed up to the singing or just talking, but
in the middle of the service in a ninety eight
seventy and it was just me and the preacher. That'll
put him in the ground that day. Now, I was
always jealous everything I thought he had might have got

(49:25):
a millionaire. Looking at the mitched chairs, guessing, ain't got it?
That bad dame, lunch box, how do you feel about that?
Isn't a money? Lots money? Money? Money is everything. I'm
guilty of it, I know. Isn't this the flip of it?
Like you know, like the money can't buy your boat,

(49:46):
and money can buy your house, and money can buy
you an island, and money can buy you a vacation.
Lunch Box, don't ruin it for me, man, Yeah, he
just can't. I just he just texted this person spilled
a beautiful verse. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it
went over really well. It did go over wonderfully, and
that sucks. The new album comes out February seventeenth. It's
all your Pumpkins. By the way, it was Jordan, that's real. Wow. Wow.

(50:15):
It's called Bluebird Days. The big announcement is right now,
Jordan Davis, we're gonna play. We're gonna play the new one.
Here is what my world spins around, Jordan. Congratulations on
the CMA, on the new record, on the Bluebird Days
in general. That's it's awesome, man, really, it's really great. Congratulations.
And also the Raging Idiot song that we all did together,
Smash Smash, that's awesome. What about it? Hey, what about

(50:38):
a great release strategy too? Song in the year female
vocalist by strategy meaning we got very lucky that. Yeah, oh,
don't don't record it. I know we played it perfect.
We knew absolutely we're gonna have a massive totally I mean,
Raging Idiots soon to be duo the year we've been waiting. Yeah, yeah,
don't pay anybody that kind of works and does. Yeah,
like'll just grab artists from like the sixties and be

(51:00):
like yeah, Pattie love listen John ut they never saying together?
Why are they non for CMA do with it? We
did have enough people Weeddie and I. Yeah, Hello, it's
time for the news Bobby's stories. A Houston woman has
the world's largest feet. I know you want to know

(51:22):
what size they are. I know you don't want the
story to end. It just me going to. Her name
is Tanya Herbert of Houston. She was bestowed the title
of the largest feat on a living person female. She
wears woman's size eighteen or men's size sixteen. Oh man,
that's big. That's real big. She stands at six foot

(51:43):
nine inches tall. Wow, man, that's tough. Yeah, that's tough.
She played ball. You know. She gets asked at every
single day when anybody meets her, so she's huge. She
says she has to shop online for shoes since no
story carry her products that at all, Confederate at all,
even guys, They don't even have men's shoes that could

(52:06):
fit her at stores. For the last part, she says
it other large footed women that she met online offer
her tips so she doesn't just have to dress in
men's shoes because I don't really make a whole lot
of women shoes. That big man, that's tough. I feel
bad for her. Don't know if she says basketball or not.
I didn't ask her. I'm there. The question is our
dead body is dangerous to be around for your health?

(52:27):
Because we see on TV shows all the time that, oh,
don't be around a dead body because she gets you
sick or something. Um. No, health experts say there's no
need to worry. Dead bodies are just not a health risk.
Call nine one one. But don't panic because breathing in
the toxins won't affect you adversely in any way. The
biggest dead body health concern is hurting your back. You
try to pick it up. Oh, it's a bunch of

(52:48):
dead weight, okay. Man, When somebody goes full dead weight
on you and they're just like, it's like Hank, Like
when Stanley, my bulldog, when he had leg surgery, he
goes and had to carry him for two days everywhere.
He's just a fat boy. He's got a lot a
lot of names. I call him fat Boy, Fatness, Eberdeen,
um fat in the hate. Yeah, the only eight names

(53:10):
he knows him all, what's up, buddy, Fatness Everdeen? You
go today? Ye? All good? So, but he just he's
just dead deadhound and he's heavy. I mean when he
does in dead hang he's okay, keeps keeps nice. But
man Fatness Eberdeen, he doesn't even like to get I mean,
I'll get up in the morning, early early in Ella,
who is our half husky, she will get up, and

(53:30):
she didn't really want to get up, but she gets up.
She's ready to hang out. She gets out on my feet.
I will look back and see in his room because
he snores so loud, he might open one eye to
see what's up and go back. Has no interest. But
he's going crazy because he is a high energy low
energy dog, meaning he has super high energy for certain
parts of the day then it runs out real quick.

(53:51):
But he can't exercise at all because his torn acl
completely torn. So we still have to lock him like
lock him down. We don't lock him in a room anymore.
Once when I sprints across the room, but he just
he's he's cavin fever because he can't do anything. And
so now he starts to chew things a little bit
when she's never done, and I feel bad for him,
but I'm like, yo, fat in the hat, what are

(54:15):
you doing? I was sorry, So there you go. Billy
Ray Cyrus announced his engagement to singer Fire Rose. You know,
i'd tell you I didn't know Fire Rose was before this,
but I do now. Billy sixty one and fire Rose
thirty four, met for the first time twelve years ago
while he was filming Hannah Montana. Twelve years ago to
thirty four different. Yeah, that's okay. And she's like Australian

(54:39):
right she is. Fire Rose is a year older than
her soon to be stepdaughter, Miley Cyrus. Wow from Fox News.
Hey love is she's thirty four? You know? Is it again?
Is it weird? Yeah? Is it wrong? No? Is it interesting? Yeah?
Heck yeah, it's interesting. I'd have them both in here
and talk to them about that relationship. I love Billy.

(55:02):
I've got to know him a little bit. Definitely. There's
a drum and we all walk a certain weight at
that drum, and Billy walks a whole different way. He
marches to a whole different drum than what we're hearing.
I love that about him. Michael Ray is ready to
tell his side of the story. Oh yeah, because I'm
gonna tell you right now, he's just sat and taking it.

(55:26):
I don't I know things I've heard from both sides.
We had this town is small, We have friends that
run in different circles. And you know, him and Carly
Pearce were married. You know here today go on tomorrow
kind of thing. Yeah, quick, it's quick. They they married,
boom out, divorced and so. But then she just went
to town on him. And every song, I mean, that's
basically every song she sings is about Michael Ray. This

(55:48):
feels like that, even if it's not, because that was
what she's saying about for a long time. Now. Michael
Ray's like, I'm ready. How does he say that? Well,
laid out the details for his next album and he
has a few surprises in store, and he says, he
said on the red carpet, right, he says, but they
were talking to him at the CMA Week events last week.

(56:09):
He said, I think there are some things that need
to be said. Things have been one side up for
too long. There's some things and to be talked about. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,
if he had been done wrong and I you from stuff,
you know, like you hear I've heard a lot of
stuff from yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I've heard a lot of stuff.
You know. Oh, and if he feels like he needs

(56:31):
to say some stuff. And he sat back and he waited.
First of all, if he waited for a record to
come out a plus patience move, that's a lot of
because I wouldn't have had it. I'd come out immediately.
He said nothing about this, nothing. Zero. I've her last
it's been is that well? I guess her music has

(56:53):
said some things, but I'm like, is that stuff that's
just around here or like, you know, no, she's publicly
talked about it in music though as far as getting
into detail, and then you're like, is she's saying this
just because it's a song or is it really So
it's I didn't know what. I heard a lot of stuff,

(57:13):
so it doesn't matter. But he's coming out going, he's
got some stuff to say, right, we're ready. That's from
Music Mayhem Magazine. Yeah, yes, And you know what if
he wants to come in and say some stuff. Yeah,
he hasn't been on the show forever because he ditched
Ray once and we held it against him. Ray. He said, hey, Ray,
mee me here, we're gonna go out and go on
the bus and go hang out. And Ray went to
the bus and the bus was gone. He punked our boy. Ray. Now,

(57:37):
if we punk our boy, ready, that's funny. If somebody
else does, that's our brother. You pick on your own brother,
you kid. But if we'd forgive him, right, Ray, Yeah,
I mean it was a two am ghost job. I
really wanted to go on that bus party but never happened.
But yeah, I'd forgive him. He went full ghost on him.
So he says, right, tell the story. I'm ready for him,
tell the story. Let's go. Heve I love, I love

(57:58):
as long as it ain't me. All of a sudden, quote,
my parents showed up. Jenna bush Hager details how George
and Laura dragged her and her twin sister Barbara out
of a high school party after they lied about sleeping
at a friend's house. This is from the Daily Mail. Amy,
were you at this party? They were seniors when this happened,
and they were You're younger than me, so I was
already at college. And I think she even yeah, she said,

(58:20):
Farrell Fields this house. I mean, I know all those people,
but that's funny that that they got busted. The only
reason I even cared because I wondered because you, I know,
you were friends with them in high school. I wondered
if you were at this party. Nope, I was already
at college. Were you with them when they got busted?
At was it true? No, they were faked. They were
in college at that point, so they were at UT
and I was at a M but they were. It

(58:41):
was a big story locally. Oh yeah, not. How crazy
is it that they used fake IDs when they're sitting
there with Secret Service? Yeah, but I'm not surprised Secret
Service does Secret Services just secret and they just watch,
so they just don't They don't stop. Be like your mom,
Like if she was gonna go in rob a bank,
would they stop her? Probably, it's probably okay, But that's
a different okay fake ID? Well, guys, it's different. There's

(59:03):
death Ammy. What would you like to add to that? Oh,
I mean I about Secret Service because I know again
you hung out with him. Well, I think so. When
they were at my school, he was governor, so it
was a little bit different. But like Secret Service would
like drive them to school, and when they turned sixteen,
they would drive themselves. But then once they got to
college and their dad became president. I know that it

(59:23):
amplified a bit, and they kind of I felt bad
for them, quite honestly, because you just kind of have
people tailing you everywhere, but it's mostly just to make
sure that they're safe and good. Would maybe abducted by
a foreign country what they choose to do because I mean, honestly,
like they had parties places that maybe they shouldn't have parties,
but Secret Service knew about it. Did you have a
boyfriend like they make out they're watching always look at

(59:48):
the hole. I mean yeah, I mostly just felt bad
for them, but they always handled it well, like I
think that you know, the Bushes did a great job
with their dad being president or governor and then their
grandpa being president. They grew up in such a spotlight,
but they were very normal and they tried to live
a normal life as you possibly can. Friends would say

(01:00:09):
they would see them in Austin and there would always
be like some kid with a backpack on with a
kid like forty five. Yeah, I like blending in interesting
forty five year old man with a backpack, Like I'm
just going to class, but he's like an old I mean,
they'd have to go do whatever, like a genuine running
on the trail, like they got to lace up their
shoes and go for a run the Secret Service. Yeah, wow,

(01:00:32):
Jen is really nice. I've been able to go up
and do the Today's Show as a guest and as
a host, and she's always super super cool. So my
experience of them has been great or with her, Yeah,
I mean, but honestly for me, I haven't seen either
of them in over twenty years. What's the other ones
I've seen them? For you? For me? Yeah, I didn't
know she was in movie. Oh, she's very involved in

(01:00:53):
she has like different nonprofits that she does, and she's
don't want to be as public genius from Triple When
filling up your tank for the holidays, the gas station
doesn't really matter, they say, it's the same gas, come
from the same places. Just because it's at a gas
station that you like or a brand of a gas
station you like, doesn't mean the gas is any different.
Oh really Yeah, so don't worry about trying to get

(01:01:15):
a better gas station. Just go and get the gas.
The Obviously the price of gas matter gas, but the
gas station not not that big of a deal. A
Harvard professor is going to scour the ocean floor looking
for alien technology. This is my gas on where the
stuff is. We don't know what's down there. How do
we know? There's not like a big hole that takes
you to You don't know. We can't get to the

(01:01:36):
bottom awhere. Yeah, but it's a ser Memphis. You go
down and it's supportal good, you come out. You're right
at the pyramid. You go ride your bass pro call today. Wow.
A Harvard professor A Loup is planning a trip to
retrieve a crashed alien ship from the ocean floor. He
says an object sided near the coast of this town

(01:01:57):
in New Guinea in twenty fourteen was a spaceship and
it's already it's already raised one point five million of
funding for the trip. A US Space Command report released
earlier this year says the object was interstellar, but they're
claiming it was probably a meteor. Okay, that's interesting. From
the New York Post. That's where it is. I can't
believe he's raised that much money. Like people just give
him money to go. Oh, people sent you your they

(01:02:20):
cleared your list. You're not a teacher. So people give
money to anything that they think, oh, that's interesting. They
bought you bananas. They already bought you bananas for your house.
And turkey, yes, and pew turkey, they say yes. There
is a new episode of the Bobby Cast with Madeline Edwards.
She's a new artist, just got signed to a record deal.
She's so good. She put out an album that has
this song called Mama, Dolly, Jesus you ain't Mama. She

(01:02:46):
talked about how she made money trying to be an artist,
and she would sing jazz at bars while she was
trying to be an artist. She gave us an example
of how to sing jazz because I was like, what's
the difference? I thought, you just sing song, like, how
do you sing jazz? So how you would do it
is dree a little dream of me like that. So
it's quicker where opera it's way more space in between

(01:03:09):
pop you don't really see it that much. Country you
can see it sometimes. Can you say space in between,
space in between the verbrato going on in between your voice.
She was like an owner of one of the teams.
He was like playing our bars and that's how she
made money while she was pursuing a career as an
artists Yeah. She's talking about how she open for Chris

(01:03:32):
Stapleton at a stadium showing Kentucky and we had just
put out our song opening act Eddie and I have
the Raging Idiots, and she was like, I totally related
to that song. The lineup was Chris Stapleton, Willie Nelson,
Cheryl Crowe, and very shortly before this happened, you had
a song come out called No One Cares About the Opener.
I've never felt more seen than when you released that

(01:03:52):
song on Instagram. And it was like, literally right before
I was about to open in this stadium for all
of this massive star lineup, and then everyone's not only
like well whatever, it's okay, it's like, legitimately, I've never
heard of this girl, and what is happening right now?
Check it out? Madeline Edwards on the Bobby Cast, She's great.
Where have you listen to podcasts? Go start it up?

(01:04:14):
That is Madeline Edwards. Movie Mics movie in theaters this
weekend is a comedy thriller called The Menu. It's about
a group of people who go to this fancy restaurant
on a remote island and then they find out some
of them may not survive. The Evening on HBO Max
is a sequel to a Christmas story called a Christmas
Story Christmas Ralphie returns to give his kids a magical

(01:04:35):
Christmas like the one he had in the original and
Don't Forget. Also in theaters is Wakonda Forever. I loved
it and give it a five out of five rating.
I'm movie Mic and that's your movie report. Check out
movie Mics, movie podcast wherever you get your podcasts. It's
a slippery slope a fire chief and Arkansas is fired
for using inappropriate emojis. It's complicated, but apparently he accidentally

(01:04:58):
used a middle finger emoji instead of a thumbs up
a in reacting to a social media post. But it's
an emoji one. If you sometimes, if you write a word,
it comes out that they autocorrected to something else, right,
And so then do somebody get fired because autocorrect said

(01:05:18):
something that they didn't mean. But what's the autocorrect term
for the finger? Well, no, I'm just saying in general,
and listen, he may have even put the middle finger
up there in the accident, but I had not heard
of this. Somebody used an emoji and then they used
that against them. To fire them. A mid South fire
chief said he was terminated seen less than ten months
on the job. Alan Hicks, the now former fire chief

(01:05:40):
of Mark Tree, Arkansas, as he was wrongly terminated after
reacting to a costume meme that uses offensive and profane
language to describe him. For sure, you don't want to
do thumbs up, no no. If yousing him, he was like,
ha haas kind of funny, like yes, because our cartoons.
He came out of cartoon's soft and lovable, all of them,
even the middle finger one. Even when you do the

(01:06:02):
eye roll, you're kind of joking. And my vision is
so bad. I often see the middle finger one as
like a number one. I'm like, wait, what When it's
only used by itself, it's bigger, it shows up bigger,
But if it's using any other characters, it's small, and
I'm always like, what is gosh? I honestly did not
know that the middle finger was an option for an emoji.
Oh it's on there. It's probably not on your plenty
of Fishes version of emojis. No. I just mean like,

(01:06:25):
I just never even knew that. He says I was
holding a chicken and it had chicken bleep. That was
the exact words it had on there. He said. He
responded to the poster or through private message that were
later made public. I just told the boy, if you
had a problem with me, you don't hide behind Snapchat
and come see me like a grown man. No threats
were made against him, Hick said. Hicks shared this ride
up given to him by the mayor. It said he

(01:06:46):
violated city policy by making a Facebook post with inappropriate
emojis that do not properly reflect the city. Well what
are the emojis that reflect the city? Then? Is there
a list? I'm curious to know. They're talking about another
Facebook post I made, suppose given the bird, but it
was supposed to be a thumbs up, he said. So
maybe it wasn't even that post. Okay, the other stuffy
They just maybe found something else. It's just a slippery

(01:07:07):
slope when you start to go on. Some emojis are
appropriate and some aren't. Because that hasn't been no. I
feel like if emojis are available, they're all okay, right,
Well no, but you can't just write anything and all
letters are okay. Yeah, So Eddie, would you let your
kid use the middle finger emoji? Um? I mean it's
also a kid. It's a different story. Kid. Listen, it's
not showing up as an option, but if for me,

(01:07:29):
But if you type in middle finger, it shows up
w RG is where they came from? W RG. Well,
what does show up for her? I dove? No his
arc No, I don't look. Well, I'm serious. It's not
an option unless you're typing, which I think has helped
probably for kids. Man, mind's on my favorites if you
used really, it's not a family type sport rapture on

(01:07:49):
her phone. Her phone disappears. Wow, it's okay, it's gone.
Okay that I thought that story was wild. I just
had not heard of somebody getting cut for an emoji
that needs to be defined. Then we have to have
definition on them, because I you know that eggplane can
be thrown around pretty easy, right, And you'd be like,
I love vegetables, argue that I love splashes after my vegetables.

(01:08:12):
Well I didn't do that, goes too. Let's talk to Lynn,
who lives in Georgia. Lynn, I appreciate your column. What's
going on? Well, I think we need to have a
funeral because freedom of speech is dead. Go ahead, the
freedom of speech that's listed in the Constitution is actually
dead because you no longer and say anything that you're

(01:08:36):
not going to get fined for, or you're gonna get
fired for, or it's just this pathetic. When I grew
up in school, the phrase was I may not believe
in what you say, but I will descend to the death.
You're right to say it. It's over, I understand your passion.
Voltaire actually said that it's paraphrased because he said in

(01:08:58):
a different language obviously, so that is a philosopher. Voltaire said,
I may not like it, but I'll defend your right
to say it. However, it's not a freedom of speech issue.
I think there's a confusion. All freedom of speeches period
is you're right to speak out against the government without
going to jail. That's it. That's what freedom of speech
in the constitution. Any private company or business can fire
you because you say something that isn't in line with

(01:09:20):
how the company feels or thinks. That's there. They have
the right to do that because they're paying you. It's
a job, and you don't have to work for them,
So it is not a freedom of speech issue. I
think it's a weird thing. To be cut for an emoji,
because I've never heard that before. I think if they
lay out the rule and go, this is our company policy,
you can't do middle finger publicly and then you're fired
for it. Yeah, of course that's it. I just never

(01:09:41):
heard such a thing. But no freedom of speech, and
I'll say it again, all freedom of speech is not all.
It's all in all like it. It's a massive thing
because some countries don't have it. But what freedom of
speeches is the ability to speak out against the government
without being worried about thrown being thrown in prison or
killed like in Russia or in China. They kill people
other countries too. The right to have freedom of speech

(01:10:06):
just allows people to express themselves without the government going no,
that's what freedom of speech is. So I talks people like, oh,
I can't say this freedom of speech. No, your company
could fire you. It's up to them because you don't
have to work there. I do think America's turned into
a big wuss, though I do agree with them on
that part. I think everybody's way too sensitive, way too sensitive.

(01:10:28):
But no, it is not a freedom of speech issue
at all. We might mightbe not, mightbe not. I agree
with you, though, I think everybody it's like you tell
you people, oh wow, you get a fail arm my leg.
I literally just breathe a little too hard on No
that hurt Yes people, it's America's turned into a bunch
of wusses that complain and cry about everything all the time.

(01:10:49):
I mean sometimes I do, but still who cares better
at that? That's why every day you kind of have
to say, oh, I hope I don't say anything that
gets me canceled today, because not like you would ever
intend people. I hate cancel culture is you know, kind
of depending on who it is or what they did
canceled well. But but yeah, it's scary to be in
front of a microphone, especially for you all the time,
because sometimes even your stuff too, like your comedy stuff,

(01:11:11):
it's funny. And there is a line like if I
said something that was hurtful right in a way that
costs people money or was a lie? Yeah, and it okay,
well let's let's take it to court. I don't want
to do that because I cost money. But yes, freedom
of speeches is just government. But yes, America is turning
into a big voice. I do not like cancel culture.

(01:11:32):
I like go to prison if you do something illegal,
like jail. But I think if you do something bad
and you didn't actually hurt anybody, you should be able
to work your way back. You should be able to go, hey,
I'm sorry. I'm going to learn from this show that
you learn from it and move on and not be canceled.
I'm not a believer in cancel culture in anyway whatsoever.
So I appreciate that call in because in a lot
of ways I agree with you. I just thought i'd

(01:11:54):
use that opportunity to explain what freedom of speech actually is.
I mean, listen, I put that videop for me doing
comedy on instag game yesterday now, two days maybe two
days ago, and it's got almost half million views. But
it hadn't been the easiest. Storm Front moved in with
that one. Oh Man, check it out, mister Bobby Bones,
Little Front. Mario and Amarillo is on the phone right now. Mario,

(01:12:18):
what's up now, much, Bobby? I was. I was just
wondering I Morgan Morgan number two anymore, because we've somewhat transition.
Sometimes we call our Morgan. I have two Morgan's in
my life. Well, I got way more than that in
my life, but two I work with every single day,
Morgan number one, who used to be the executive producer
on the show, who now works with me on like

(01:12:39):
my day to day stuff and everything else that I do,
touring or books or whatever. And then Morgan number two
does digital. And so I still have Morgan one and
Morgan two, and I refer to them like that off
there when talking about them to everybody else, because they're
like which one and like, I'll sorry Morgan one from
Morgan two, but we do call you Morgan and a
lot more on the show. Yes, I like it, but
it's hard for me to break that because I have to.

(01:13:01):
I have to split them up. But that's that's why.
Oh okay, okay. And between between Lunchbox, Amy Ray and Eddie,
who's been with you the longest on the show, Lunchbox
and I've been together seventy one years? Yeah, long time. Wow?
What year did I did? I split you away from
Jason's Oh man, that was in two thousand and two,

(01:13:25):
so it's been nine. Maybe it's three. I don't know,
it's been nineteen years whatever that is? Yeah, three, probably,
I can't yeh. Lunchbox and I nineteen years? He was
working as a delivery driver for Jason's Delhi and when
he started the show, we didn't have a microphone. We
were so broke. He didn't have a microphone to work with,
so we just put him on the phone and we
just sent them places. In nineteen years and Amy and

(01:13:46):
I two thousand and five, ish was and then I
joined officially in two thousand and six. Yeah, so seventeen
years or so. And then yeah, I also took a
pay cut to join the show. Oh yeah, you guys
have no yeah, it well, it's rough for all of us. Eddie, Yeah,
I started on the show nine years ago. Yeah, but

(01:14:07):
how long have we known it since two thousand and five?
That's Sam started doing TV seventeen years. But man, I
took a pay raise when I started the show. That's true.
Here's the thing the show, the show had gotten big
by the came on. I tried to convince Eddie to
join the show though back in the day, and I
was like, hey, man, you should come and take a
pay cut, and He's like, I can't. I would. I
remember to ask you what time you have to wake up?
Are you telling me I can't do that? And how

(01:14:28):
much I'm making well, that's less than you make it. Now,
I can't do that. And then finally when we moved here,
come on, man, moved with us for so that's it.
I mean, we've Mario, we've been together for a long time,
A long, long long time. Yeah, you, you and Eddie
seemed seemed the talking of y'all know each other forever. Well,
seventeen years time. It's a long time. Mike, what about you?

(01:14:48):
When did you come on? Well year, twelve years ago,
twenty ten, Mike was an intern, hoot me up on
my Space. And then as you just climbed, climb, climb, climbed,
and Mike is really one of the most important people
in this whole little project here. So yeah, we're like
Garth and his team. We've just been together in a
long time. Oh yeah, his road crew. Yeah. I always
think it's super cool and that's like goals, like that's

(01:15:09):
all all his people, and so hopefully we were together forever.
You know, we're playing sold out arenas and stadiums together,
you know, singing rodeo. We don't do all the same stuff,
all right, Mario, I appreciate that call. You know, we don't. Okay, Well,
they don't. Well, some of them don't work. Yeah, some

(01:15:30):
of them don't. Uh, this is interesting, you know. I
think a lot of people would deal with anxiety in
different ways, including kids in different ways. Eddie. You had
mentioned to me that you do something that helps your
kids with their anxiety. What do they get anxious about? Yeah,
so I have a couple of kids that they just
worry about things like school. Things like like if they're
gonna go to a friend's house and they don't really
know the friend that well, and who's gonna be there.

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They worry about like I don't know if I want
to go, I don't. I don't know if it's gonna
be fun. I'm worried how how it's gonna be. So
I tell them to write a list down, like whatever
you're worried about, write down, and then we're gonna go
ahead and do it. And then when we come back
the other side of it, tell me how it went,
And ninety nine percent of the time, it's always a
lot better than they thought it was going to be.
And like basketball games, I don't know, we're just not ready.

(01:16:13):
I don't think I'm gonna play very well today. Whatever.
Then we do the game, they end up being really good.
You see, look you wrote down on the list that
you were worried that you were going to play. Well,
look how well you played. And they come back saying,
all right, I guess I'm worried about nothing there. I
shouldn't do that. The purpose of that strategy is really
just to kind of push them to do things that
they're worried about anyway, despite the outcome. But then the

(01:16:35):
numbers are telling you that ninety nine percent of the
time that outcome is going to be better than you
are thinking that it's going to be. So after a
bunch of times where they were wrong and that it's
gonna suck and it ends up pretty good, you can go, Okay,
look all the other times he's obviously be bad too,
and it was good. Just look at how many other
times has happened. Yeah, here's the track list. Check this out.
That's interesting, write it down, and then go back and
look at it and see if it was as bad.

(01:16:55):
And then after a bunch of not as bads. Yeah,
and one of my boys, it's starting to really work
where it's just like, all right, he's really not worried
about much anymore. But there's there's another one that he's
still kind of learning and he's still putting things down
on the list and where I think we will eventually
get there. But for the one that did it has
been doing it for a while, it's like it's really
it's doing really well. I like that technique. Yeah, it's cool, man,
it works for adults too. I'm like, oh, yeah, right,

(01:17:17):
Amy just wrote something down. Amy's been writing stuff down. Also.
Those are dudels. But maybe, yes, tomorrow brook Shelters will
be on because she's in that movie called Harmony Holiday Holiday, Harmony, Harmony.
It's that movie that Amy has a part in, and
so brooks Shelts will be on tomorrow talk about that
and a bunch of other stuff too wildly famous, but
she'll be on, and we know we'll be like, Hey,

(01:17:38):
it wasn't like you and Amy to work together doing
all those scenes. Yeah, talking line, I alwasn't like to
work with Amy. I know I'll have to ask her,
are you looking at me like that? We didn't work together.
I know we were like leaving people in suspense. I
don't think it's I had no scenes with brook Oh
but you didn't have real scenes. I didn't have real scenes.

(01:17:59):
It's just a filming was mostly done on a farm
in a different part of California, and I was there
literally the last day of filming. So actually some one
of my scenes got cut in the moment because it
was supposed to be outdoors, but they were so behind
on filming that it was dark out and they didn't
have another day of taping to get the daylight. Hey,
my da, have you movie? Mike watched it yet? I

(01:18:20):
have it on deck to watch tonight. I got him
an early screening. Yeah, because I like Wednesday. Yes, I
like it. Still it's not out yet, and I have
this emailed copy that's precious. Since meant for him harder
to get the Taylor Swift tickets. Oh I don't know
about that. Yes, all right, thank you guys. Bonehead Today,

(01:18:43):
this story comes us from Johnson County, Kansas. A thirty
two year old sheriff's deputy goes to the grocery store
to get some groceries and then he sees Pokemon cars.
He's like, man, I love Pokemon. Those are three dollars
a pack man. Let me change the barcode to one dollar.
One dollar and lost prevention saw him. He's in uniform
when he's doing no lost pervencition. Why would he do that?

(01:19:05):
In union? Why would you do that? Okay, I just
want to know why don't do that? Don't do that? Right?
But in uniform there's a different standard because you know
people are watching you regardless of what you're doing, because
one they're afraid you're gonna arrest them, or two they're like,
that's cool, that's cop one of those two things. Uh yeah,
So it's four hundred dollars worth of Pokemon cards. He

(01:19:26):
got busted and he lost his job. Was it worth it?
I know he get any Oh no, no, he didn't
get to keep the cards. Guys, they didn't even get
to keep the Pokemon cards. You get any rookie, some
good ones in I don't know. I don't know what
the names are. Pikachu Is that the only one? I
have no idea? Yep, I have no idea. I'm sure

(01:19:47):
it's not clue. Is that I'm lunchboxed? That's your bone
head story of the day. We'll be doing a Spicy
Christmas this year, so plenty of time. I mean today's seventeenth,
So do you have a month to get your personate gifts.
Who I draw here? Okay, okay, everybody good. Yeah, So
you get them a gift. If they love the gift,
they keep it. That's it. Merry Christmas. Give them a

(01:20:08):
good hug, give me a good kiss. If you do that, whatever,
keep the gift. If they get the gift and they're like, hmmm, man,
I like it, I don't love it, well, then they
go to the luxury grab bag. In the luxury grab bag,
there will be luxurious gifts that I will be providing.
That part sucks that I will be provided. And so

(01:20:29):
let's say there were seven boxes, are we gonna do it?
Five of them will be luxury items that a little
pretty or or rich or I don't know how it
makes you feel. It could be a lot of different things. Auxurious.
I've already used that words. I don want use it again.
So yeah, but two of them of the seven will
be a spicy Christmas. There's the Little Nitro, the world's

(01:20:50):
hottest gummy bear, the world's hottest chip, and I'm talking
about like you you want to vomit it's so hot, Amy,
did you want to cry? Yeah? No, yes, you're shit.
You think you might need to go to the hospital.
Merry Christmas. It's no sense. So that's what will happen.

(01:21:10):
We'll work on some more of the rules later. The
only rule that we have now is if we think
you didn't even try for your gift to get them
something because you wanted them to go to the luxury pile,
then you have to eat the hot thing immediately. Yeah.
That's just really the lunchbox rule. I mean that was
my strategy. I know you'd save money and you get
to watch somebody going exactly. All right, So I have

(01:21:32):
everybody's name here, and we're just gonna go down and
I'll say your name and then i'll draw. Can we
request people? No? Dang it's Bobby, Amy, Eddy, Lunchbox, Morgan, Ray, Mike,
Dabby and Scooba Steve. Here. You go up first. Amy.
You will have person you will buy for. Okay is okay? Okay?
Eddie A right, pretty solid Christmas? Please slid Amy. Amy

(01:21:55):
will be buying for Eddie. Okay, Lunchbox, Come on, you'll
be buying for Scooba Stea. Dang it, what did you
want to buy for? Why? I want to get a
represent I had some money. You still can We won't
keep you for getting represent okay, Eddie, m h you'll
be drawn. You'll be buying four lunchbox. Okay, he's not

(01:22:21):
gonna like my gift. Do you hear that? Any gift?
He was like, any gift, don't like could you gift?
You hear that? He sounded like he wasn't gonna try
to tell you who the three person panel is. It
decides if you have to go to the thing. So
I know that's what I'm saying. It may not even
be any of us. I may have other people come
and do it. Good idea, he me. I'll be buying
four myself every other day. Oh interesting, I'll put me

(01:22:49):
back in. I'll go back to me in a few minutes. Morgan,
you'll be buying four. Mike Deed, all right, Christmas? All right?
Next up, Ray, you'll be buying for Abby. Got her
pretty good over there. You gotta sit by each other

(01:23:09):
every morning in the glass room. Mike Dee, you'll be
buying for Amy. Okay, I'll take it. Abby you'll be
buying for me. Oh yeah, good luck. Yeah that's tough.

(01:23:34):
Yeah it is wow. Scuba Steve, you'll be buying for
Raymundo and I'll be buying for Morgan. She's Morgan. You
get so lucky. So, yeah, that's what's up. You all

(01:23:58):
have your names. We did it on the so there's
no drama. We drew it right here. It's a hat
the end. You know who you're buying for. Get him
a good gift. The gals get him a good guest.
But if they don't like it, then go to the
luxury pile. All right, that's it for today. Tomorrow though,
big day. Brooke Shields is finally on. She big actress.
But also she's in Holiday Harmony, which comes out next

(01:24:21):
week Thanksgiving, and Amy's also in that movie. Yeah, so
we'll talk to her about that. Fun fact. My character
or well, I play myself, but the character that I
engage with in the bathroom, the main character, she's actually
on the phone with Brookshields when I walk in. Well
that's cool. Is she acting like Chans or she really is?
No in the movie, that's who she's on the phone with.
I thought that was just really fun. Well, basically I'm

(01:24:45):
in a scene with Brooke. Okay, okay, right, we'll see tomorrow.
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