Jenkins and Jonez - The Kid Mero and the Knicks are Smoking That 76ers Pack

The Kid Mero joins the show to discuss the Knicks beating the 76ers, Anthony Edwards arriving, the Timberwolves beating the Suns, if the Lakers can really pull this off, and more. #volume

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April twenty eighth, and we're missing Jenkins. It's still the

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Jenkins and Jones pod and we replaced the Jenkins for
the for the Evening with the kid Marrow Merrow. Thank
you so much for hopping on the line.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, of course, man, come on, you know I'm up anyway,
you know what I mean. And you know I don't
want to I don't want to blow up the spot.
But I have also felt the pain of food poilon
you know what I'm saying. I know that that's like
so when you called me off the bench, you all
let's get it, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, that's up. Before we get to the basket. We
got a lot of great basketball to talk about. But
John is in Mexico and he does have food poisoning,
and uh, and I gotta say, you know, when your
friend tells you they can't do something because they have diarrhea,
you get concerned. But when they tell you they have
diarrhea in Mexico, you get very concerned.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Minazumaa is looking back for show Bronso.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Was revenged like a motherfucker. My boy Mina Zooma riding
on a homie right now.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
No, I don't know, because listen, it could be anything
because I've been in Mexico a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I'm a I'm a little die, you know what I'm saying.
So it could be anything. Fam It could have been
seafood that been out. It could have been the non.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Possable water pultable even how you say that ship. It
could be a lot of things. Man in Mexico, you know.
But hopefully you know getb sup man. Hope you, I
hope you ball stops quivering. My guys, does miss you.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
I told him he's got to hold a slight clench
to keep from getting a hemorrhoid. You know what I mean.
You can't let him fully turn you inside out.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
He said, pink cookies in the plastic bag.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
My dog having this.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Paul Pierce wheelchair moment right now to get wheel to
the back and miss action for a few But yo, man, come.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
On, not in the weight linen shorts. It's a loon
man all right?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Would you rather have what John currently has or listen
to the what a pro needs commercial one additional time?
Which one would you pick?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (03:35):
That is the it is.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's not irritating me as much as it irritates everyone.
But it's just like it's a terrible fun commercial because
for what, what the fuck is it even selling? Do
we even know? Like we know some AT and T ship,
but what the fuck? Isn't exactly bro.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Selling a non sponsoring telecommunications company services that's what.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, they're selling some ship that a TAN T do
and no one gives a fuck and the ship is
annoying and they running it into the ground.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
That's the word motherfucker part about it.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
They're like, Yo, we're bringing back fifty six K motives y'all? Like, Bro,
why nobody wants to? I don't even know? YOA don't
you miss?

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
No, not watch it?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Don't I like watching my panots straight through? You know
what I'm saying? Like when I'm having to buffer, people.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Have no idea, bro, people have no It's like, this
is no idea. It was a it was a completely
different world. You have to ask your mom to get
off the phone with her sister so you can watch porn.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Like it's just I gotta download one picture. You gotta
get off the phone.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I gotta download a picture of some of an ass
in like hot pants when you can just see them
like this much pussy lip.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's gonna take twenty five minutes. That's all.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
The twenty five minutes, all right, we gotta talk about
the NIXT game. Marrow. I can only imagine there's nothing
better than your tim winning to start a full day
of basketball because you just get to be mister Gregarius.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Come on, Doug, I'm just over here and talking about
praising the Wolves dog the rest of the evening. You
know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, listen, I got a couple.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Of things I have to say about this game. One
of them is I retract any and all Jalen Brunson
is not him.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
You know what I'm saying Statements that I've made in
the past, I've been.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
I was on that side of things for a minute.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I was suckered into the yo Donovan Mitchell.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Though, you know what I'm saying, like, look how explosive
and blah blah blah, you know what I mean, like
to just to that like casualness kind of like crept
a little bit. And I was just like, nah, bro,
look at the footwork. Then, like the coach would be saying, Yo,
look at the footwork though, you know what I mean.
And I just saw him do what he does. And
today it was just like.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Bro, he's capital h him, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
When it beat hit him with that little cheap shot,
he said, Yo, this I know, like, listen, you don't
got to be from the hood bro to puffy chest
out because Jayleen Brest is definitely a suburban villanova, you
know what I mean. Four point oh gpa, Like you
know what I'm saying. I was in a frat though
it's not really a frat, it's an educational society.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You know what I'm saying, like type of thing. And
he said what was that for?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
When he said that, I was like, let's go. Yeah,
he said, what the fuck.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Nigga was so, Yo, I'll smack the ship out of
you and beat with the fuck. You know what I mean,
he was just like, hey, yo, who's that for.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
What's the big deal here, buddy?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, look at the heck is going out with you brock.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
But yeah, hey it was It's about time somebody set
up to him because that ship he put on Mitch
to Robinson was dirty as fun.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Bro, dirty as fun Bro. And that's what I'm saying,
like there you get on the fucking closet. Game sounded
like a fucking shock and the elephants he had a
baby crying and ship.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
D you know, he's one of the Philly films. It's
a sports CD.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Shut the fuck up, man, like, get out of here, bro.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Like, and it's crazy because I was defending this man
against Yokish where he was getting the m v P.
I was like, Yo, he's the click kind of be
p bro, stop it, yo, show play defense again with
the casualness, you know.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
What I mean. And and the and the and the
and the like. You know what I'm saying, because y'all
you know what I mean. Your opinion, dude, fucking Albanian super.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
You and I have to last year? Yes, yeah, bro,
come on, like I said, like the.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like they say, man an exclusive barber shop. You know
what I'm saying. It's him, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
So you know what, and now it beats on me
a crime whining Tobias Harris is is stealing. He's like yo,
he's He's like, I want to be anywhere but here.
I want to play in the x FL next year.
I want to do something different. Like he's just like yo,
I don't want to play basketball.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
The only person out.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
There that is like yo, I'm I'm here to do
this is Tyrese Maxi And I don't even is he
in the contract year?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Does he do it because of that or is he
like because.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I beat I just named Tyree's Maxie Is? I mean
like at this point you look at that guy and
you're like, okay, cool, what do we build around Tyree's Maxi?
You know what I mean? Like he is such a
special player, like you said in the playoffs, the way
he stepped up has been incredible for Meryl. For you
as a Knicks fan, seeing Knicks fans take over the
arena in Philadelphia had to be fucking crazy, Like we

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don't really see anyone punk Philadelphia, Like shit, well, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's Philly's a sports city. And that's what fucking Grover.
Fucking Grover mad as fun and nobody pulled up to
the game. You're mad.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
It's fucking like twenty dollars to take the China Town
buns down there, Bro. Fuck and the chickicket tickets is cheap,
you know what I mean? You get it with an
EBT card, Bro, because it's Philly, you know what I mean, Like, Yo,
fuck out of here. Knicks fans travel, Knicks fans travel,
you know what I mean, because a lot of you know, MSG,
Come on, dog, you got I sold my last house.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know what I mean? To go to game two?
You know what I mean? So, like.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
You know, you'd rather drive and take the bolt bus
to Philly and having shit happened over there. But like
you said, Bro, a lot, there's always like New York
Philly tension and having the whole Knix fandom just just
barking on your whole team the whole time, making Tobias
Harris look extra light skinn you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
It's tremendous, extra Jcob with it extra.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I apologize, man, I felt goofy going that elbow in
the PA. I take it back. I want to delete
it off streaming services.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Merri is a Knicks fan. Tyler is a former Knicks fan,
Which I mean, Jalen Brunson's got to be rocketing up
your fucking all time list at this point, right, forty
seven points today, franchise record in the playoffs. Like how
over the top are you prepared to get both of
you about Jalen Brunson at this moment in time?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I mean, I think he's already an all time great nick, bro,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like, like he's he's
six to two, ain't scared of shit. When the moment
it gets big, you know, he gets better. Like you
know that's nixt basketball right there. Bro, I see why
he's so beloved, man, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Like he's like I said about Edwards like ten minutes
ago on Twitter, I'm never gonna call it eggs.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
First ballot, dog Hall of Fame man. Like, man, he
is my height, bro, you know what I mean? Like,
and I'm like, I'm like the guy that you know, Yo,
can you get this jar? I'm not like tall tall
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Like I'm like, yo, you who you know what I mean?
Like I'm that tall you know what I'm saying, and
watching him go at motherfucker's.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Man and tell Joel and be hey, man, what was
that for? Bro? You know what I mean? Aggressively?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Come on, dude, it's not cool.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Joel not a cool at all?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Not cool.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, I mean, Russell was due for a good game
because he has had some very underwhelming games series up
until now. So I mean, if Brustin gets rolling, Bro,
they about to hit these boys up. I mean, I
think the next win anyway, it's just a matter of
how many games.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, this is over, bros.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Like like we were like, like the Wolf series is
jo urt you know what I'm saying, nix to five,
they go back home. It's a wrap, you know what
I mean, Like I might you know what I mean,
be over there hugging John Starks drunk, you know what
I mean, Like I'm ready, you know what I'm saying,
Like there's no.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
No this.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
In a great habst off that Clervo John starts getting
it is Bro.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
At the Games Dog Like, yeah, you're getting busy. Shot
shot the head man.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Y'all just mentioned we just finished watching the Wolves sweep
the Phoenix Suns. Really embarrassing that there's some teams out
there losing in four games. I can't you know, our
team can't relate to that at all. But first of all,
that's why I.

Speaker 10 (11:45):
Don't want to hear him. That's why, John's that's why.
That's why, because like has won the game, and y'all
got hope in your heart. You know what I'm saying,
you don't want to do it. He want no puns
of that, bro That's what he was. Really, that's what's
making him sick.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
He vacated all of the hope out of his body
over the last four hours, is what it sounds like.
I can't.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
I don't need anyone filling me back.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Broke it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I get the hope, I'd be out of here. I
don't want it.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
First of all, before we talk about the game, Draymond
Green basically called Timberwolves coach Chris Finch a bitch for
not getting back on the bench for the last one
hundred and seconds of the game. I said it to
the group. Jackson basically said he agreed.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
I don't know, I kind of agree. Not this is
not I don't know. I've never met Draymond Green in
my life, but no, I actually agree there's there's what
ninety seconds left in the game.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
He can't sit on a chair. He tore his a
c al or something.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
Bro apparently tours the tell attendant. But god damn MA
tendant according to woj, but like histe tendant either torn
in the locker room or it's torn on a chair
where he can watch his team.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
What you want him to put his foot out on
the court.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't know, David.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
I feel like I'm like in the turning into like
fifties Jackson, But like, get like fucking stop.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Being such a bitch. Sit there. You don't want to
watch it. Coach your team to a sleep over.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Kevin Durant.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Edwards, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
When men were men, I used to drink coffee and
smoke cigarettes on the side.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's right, exact, your the fingernail polish is leaping off
of your body. Right, You're fucking your Your body is
rejecting the fingernail polish.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm gonna turn the John.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
It's out of it, all right. Let's talk about Anthony Edwards.
Merrow just mentioned him, but I mean this was a
like this was watching apex predator eat its prey while
it's still twitching. There's still life in the eyes and
he's just absolutely he's smiling in everyone's faces. He's dunking

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on everyone he can. This was a fucking moment. This
is the first series winning twenty years, which is saying,
but is it was? It was this? It are we
in the Anthony Edwards era now?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Like officially, bro, Like, my favorite thing about Aunt Edwards
is he does not give a fuck about being the
bigger man.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
That's not him.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Like you know when he zipped those boys up into
their season and was clowning the whole time, and we
saw him hitting the d X shit last game and
ship like he's like on that Chappelle show skate when
Homie was was was playing the kid in the hospital
was dying and it was still talking ship while the
kid was dying. He was busting his hands and that
was like the NBA version of that.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
He's gonna run it up all you and talk shit
to you. And that's like my favorite thing about the dude.

Speaker 11 (14:36):
So yes, man, yes, Like fucking whatever the pokemon is
that does, whatever the other Pokemon does, That's what I
am to tie right now because you we are yo
on on on seven pin of Brooklyn man Mellow and
I talk about like being one of those guys that's
gonna be the face of the league and him snatching

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KD Soul in four games, sending them to fucking tu Loom.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know what I mean to to to go to
take care of John. You know what I mean? Like
that is like that's like, bro, that's passing of the
torch type ship, you know what I mean? Like, yes,
he was like, Bro, get them you get these boys
out of here. Yeah, he was out of here. Get
you get my Dominican man with the with the high
pitched boys come in.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
You know what I'm saying, Let's go, Let's ride this
shit out, Like bro, we are Edward's time right now,
first ballot dog.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Thank you for uh organically reminding me to plug Victory
Light at seven pm in Brooklyn. For for all your
for all your your your your marrow products. At the
current moment, I mean, how much does Mellow love Aunt
and Jalen Brunson, Like he seems like one of the
greats that that always extends himself out to the next generation.

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There's no like this dude fucking sucks, you know what
I mean. Like, so, how much does he enjoyed those
dudes kind of yeah, right right right, right right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Bro, he's a big Edwards guy man.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
And it's cool because like like you know, like we
chopping up before and after the show whatever when we
talked like hoop and shit like that, but ain't because
you know, it's a young Mellow attitude. You know what
I'm saying, like the fuck out of here, like I
got it out the mud, like, bro, this is how
this is what I do.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
You know what I'm saying, like don't play with me
getting down to lay.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Down, you know what I mean, Like every other like
threatening phrase you can think of, bro, Like that's in't
like you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
And Mellow's on the same type of time.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
So he's a big n Edwards guy man, like and yo,
how could you not be you know what I'm saying,
like he's not pleasure to watch.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Bro, the motherfucking he like this isn't a blastemost thing
to state. The dude moves like Michael Jordan out there, Bro,
Like that play he had where he dunked and kd like,
ain't won no parts of it. I was like, that's
fucking mj right there, K looking like Craig Elo and shit,
you know, counting under the bucket.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
It's like, what the fuck, bro, come on dog.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
He's hating his ends out to the whole, like you
know what I mean, Phoenix Bench.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Like Yo, I got y'all under pressure, bro, like like chill,
taking bends or relax, bro, like take a nap, you
know what I mean? Like Fam and Yo Bruh doing
it to k D Book and Bradley Beal Like Bro,
get the fuck out of here in four games, like
not even a fight like you said, like Apex predator bro,
like Fam.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I watched a YouTube video. I don't know why I did.
I watched the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
It was called Alligator eats Zebra's face like crossing the
river or some shit like that, and it literally is that,
like alligator jumping up and eating a zebra's whole face off,
and all you see is like a bone skull, like
trying to cross a river and shit like while he
was getting his face heating. And I was like, oh,
like the whole time.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
But like I was like Frank Bugle's.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Frank bogl Yo, Frank Yo, get the fuck yo, Frank
Vogel Yo, Doug I don't know what Frank Vogel does.
I don't know what to this day, I don't know
what I said. I tweeted this shit at twenty thirteen.
I don't know what Frank Vugel does. Bro, He's the
director of vibes, you know what I mean. Like, I
don't like he just hangs out by the bench, you
know what I mean, like and and just looks concerned

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all the time.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
He got put in a bad spot, man.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I really like that, like, like like Vogue was a
defensive minded coach, especially with defensive minded bigs, right, like
that that motherfucker had Roy Hart Hibbert being all defense
and ship right, like that's what he does. And so
when they brought him on board, I was like, Okay,
this show. I think that they still believe in DeAndre Ayton.
I think that they're gonna try to give him another go.
Then they traded him for Nurk, who doesn't play any
fucking defense. Then they brought Bradley Bill in there, who

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doesn't play any fucking defense.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
They put him in a shitty spot. And and honestly,
I think he'd be fine with getting fired. Like I said,
fired coach is the best fucking job you could have
in sports, bro, Like the easiest money you can fucking make.
So I don't even think Vogal would be tripping if
they gave him a boot.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Nah, he'd be hy Bro, he'd be on Fox Sports
one next week, you know what I'm saying, Like Yellow
was skip baitless and shiit bro, like what, he'd be
super high. That's like back up quarterback right in terms
of like power fucking you know, rankings of fire job.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, my favorite insult for players who can't play defense
is cone, you know, like he's a cone out there.
Oh yeah, a little. And Bradley Beal is not even
like in the cone category the way like Aunt Edwards
was like and like he was like it took him
a half step to get around brad Beel, Like he
wasn't even accelerating yet by the time he got around.
And this ship was fucking crazy. And then yeah, like

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you said, you're you're you're funneling him to Nurk, Like
there's there's nothing behind you, there's gonna stop him. This
ship was crazy. If Frank Vogo's sitting over there like yeah, man,
we're gonna just have to score one hundred and seventy
points a game to win, Like yeah, it just doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Op, it's two hundred and eighty nine, you know what
I'm saying, Like the game is nuts me Like, yo,
there's no yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
I got I gotta give it to Frank you know
what I mean, because he is he is a defense
first guy. And like, yo, when you got those guys
like I'm not as passionate as Gilbert Arenas is, but
like European dudes don't play defense man, let's be real, bro,
Like you know what I mean? They just he had
like you know what I mean, where like distressed dentum

(19:57):
and like get buckets.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
If you sent me to do a job in Serbia,
I would not do whatever the equivalent of playing defenses
in that job, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Like like if you.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Sent me over there to be a comedy writer, I
would not like whatever the grittiest part of comedy writing is.
I would not be doing it. It'd be like, hey,
I'm here, I'll give you whatever I got, and I'm
gonna go home Like no, I'm gonna watch TV shows
in my language and pretend that nothing outside my house exists.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Strutive horses.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
So so where y'all think Phoenix goes from here? Bradley
Bell is owed one hundred and sixty MS over the
next three years, no trade clause.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Presty might be iron KD Bro.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Like you know, I think we all know that that
Phoenix probably is looking to blow this shit up. It's
not working, and I think that they're honestly at the
mercy of Sam Pressy. If Sam Presty wants KD, I
think he's gonna get Phoenix an offer that they cannot
refuse because that motherfucker is sitting on a shit ton
of picks and he's not He's not on some Danny
Age shit right where Danny AG's like, we'll get him
in for agency. No, you're you're Boston bro, No one's

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coming there. You know what I'm saying You Danny h
had delusions of Boston, thinking that that would be a
hot free agent destination. Sam Presley doesn't have that delusion.
He knows he's in fucking Oklahoma City and he's gonna
have to you know, trade to get guys there. So,
like I said, I think it comes down and if Presty
wants them and if he wants them, I think he's
gonna get him because, like said, I think he's gonna
offer FeNiS on offer they can't refuse.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Bro, Does it make it more likely that he makes
that offer if they have a successful postseason or if
they have a bad postseason? You know what I mean?
Like like does he need to think like, oh, we
need something big to get us over the hump? Or
is it look how good we already are without a KD.
What if we put a KD on the team? Like,
which one do you think makes it more likely that
he pulls a trigger on that?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's former Doug? Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like
the Yo, we're a young team and we made it.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
We made a deep run, but then we got out
played by veteran you know what. Yeah, they had his
dad event that knew how to play the game and
it's been here before and blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
And he fucking made check Holtgannna look like Woody from
Toy Story. You know what I'm saying, like crazy out here,
Like I think it's that you know what I mean?
As opposed to because if they go deep and they
and they really really make noise, and it's just like, Bro,
we just run it back with these guys having the
experience of having played, you know what I mean, Like yeah,
why why why do you need like I mean, you know,

(22:21):
no shots, but like thirty five year old KD, you
know what I mean, Like if it's a mentorship situation
where it's like, bro, he's still a walking bucket, but
he could also help guys out, you know what I mean,
like get right?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I mean, I mean I think sees at the point
like we've got our guys. We've got We've got Shade,
We've got Chet, We've got Jayden. Right, those are the
guys you know who we fucking hit the lot of
on you know, you know when they traded for Shane,
when they drafted Chet and Jayden. So I think that
they they'll they'll probably kick the tires on KD. Either way, Bro,
I think they'll be like, why the funck Now we
got all these picks, we're gonna you know, we can't

(22:53):
pay everybody who are gonna draft?

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Why the fuck not? You know?

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, Okay, Ship.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Won a game, baby, Yeah so bad, Let's go might
feed on ass eleven times in a row, but twelve
is where the buck stops.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
But right, bitch knicks fans man like it's like Spider Man.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Because you already know that. By the end of ten
seconds after the game, Tyler and I were texting each other.
We're in the group chat like, Yo, you can't win
four without winning one.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
If anybody can.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Do it, right, we've seen it before, bro, And look
it's there's no more you know, two game home stands
for any team. It's you know, the Lakers got away
home away.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Look, I'm about to get stupid dog, I'm there already.
Why the funk not? I ain't doing it else. I
ain't got it else besides me stupid and believe that
this gonna happen fucking yeah. And and the whole thing is,
the whole thing is, yes, you know, pulling them pulling off,
coming down from all three.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
It's never happened before. It's probably not gonna happen here.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
But like the ship you've seen in this series where
the Lakers have been up so heavy, you know, so
big at times.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
They've led for three times as much time as they've
trailed in a series where they're down three to one,
and I don't know how you and checked that. But
that has to.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Be a run, right And and Denver can't through ship
with bron and a D they've both been having great series, right,
So I don't know. Like like I said, I know,
I'm wild and thinking that they can't pull it off.
For the part of me thinks that maybe they can.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hey, you know, Lola Lakers coke, you're going you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Like the other thing that's crazy, bro, is if Frank Vogel,
even if anyone else is coaching the team and cause
the time out in game two, they're up by twenty points,
it's two two, like they should have won that They
should have fucking won that game. But like all I

(25:08):
needed for the delusion is like you win one game,
now all you gotta go do is win one more
game in a place where you've had a big fat
lead both times that you played. If they win that,
you have game six at home, Okay, then you win that,
you get to game seven. It's game fucking seven, like
anything could happen. That's a I've already written that fucking
book in.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
My Yeah, yo, that is such a That is.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
The feel good movie of the summer dog, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
And then if then Broddy declans for the draft and
the Lakers drafted first because somehow they get the first
overall six.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (25:41):
It says here on this clause that the first team
this was buried in the record books, buried in the
archives under the headquarters, the first team to come back
from down three to Ozha automatically gets the number one pick.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Blowing dust off the fucking scroll.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yo, It's in the.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Book of Larry O'Brien. Yo, I'm telling you, Doug, that's
the script. Man.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
But as a as a as a as a lakas adjacent,
you know what I mean, as a brons stand I believe, man,
Like I listen, you got like y'all been saying, you
gotta win. You win one, then you win the next
one then and then who knows what can happen?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Like, Yo, you win that game at home? Man, that
shiit could turn the time, bro Like you know, maybe
one game b Yeah, for real, what game of the time?
Maybe you get you got a pregnant horns back home
that he's worried about. You know what I'm saying. That's
like a like a funk I don't know, like a.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Maybe hoof and mouth disease is running crazy and right now, yeah,
I mean jud Jackson, Okay, bat John Jackson, are you.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Okay, be very careful.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
Off playing with my emotions right now.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
They do not have a chance. They're gonna go with
the dender, They're gonna go with the place.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I think I think John Josh showed some sex messages
though I think he's on outside.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
I think I think John being stupid with us this time.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I think you're right.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
I think you're right. It was less fun, less fun,
But I think you're right.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
I think I think I think John is similarly like
he's got one foot in and it's like if they
if they win, if they win in Denver, it's gonna
be he's gonna be jumping into a cannon ball into
the pool.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
I think.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
With the dukie coming out flying with trailer.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Is, bro, let's be stupid because that's fun. Where's where's
the fun of being all doom and gloom like, oh
we're doing it's just a matter of time.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Ain't fun? Bro, Let's just be stupid?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Why then there's no need, Yes, yes, there's no need
to be in the NBA playoffs. Oh, we're probably not
going to four games in the room.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Never been done before, It's never been done before.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Who are we to be the history makers?

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Get yours out of here.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Bro, Let's three one never happened either, and Bron did
it against the best regular season team of all time.
If he pulls off oh three versus of the defending champs,
y'all gonna have to take my Twitter account for.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Me, yo, damn, Oh my god. I don't never want
to have no debate. I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
I like y'o fam and the debate the goat like forever.
You know what I'm saying, like.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
The Russian nigga. Bro, he beat dragons in historic fashion?
You crazy?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Come on, Jackson does Jackson does a chat agree with
us about the Lakers?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Stupid whatever? Also, I went all the idiots to get around.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
The best thing in the chat was Adam saying John
sensing a disturbance in the forts and just bellowing, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Right now.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
I think I think it's it's probably a split chat
on the.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Okay, well, everyone was with us. We're running off this
cliff right over here. Let's go right.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Now, right there with you.

Speaker 13 (29:24):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
You know what I'm saying, Do you do you?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Because I feel that way about Knicks fans, Like when
when Knicks fans were going crazy about winning one game
in the first round last year, I was like, I
completely understand this, Like you feel that way watching Lakers fans.
You're like absolutely, of course.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
I'm like, yo, listen man, Like it's like we rehabed together. Bro,
tell us the same story, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Like, Yo, you don't know your bounty time man.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Listening when mag Man Yo Julius round was well NBA man,
and I said, Yo, I read a article on the
Athletic that's saying that Julie is that Kobe.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
You know, the Black mount Ball, one of the greatest
Old times told Julians to look for open gyms. So
they're in the playoffs. Who wouldn't find open gym?

Speaker 10 (30:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
So just like Kobe's Julius like my guy.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
You know, we're sitting next to each other, going. Family
are so unfairsometimes they just don't understand, like what, oh shit,
all right, it looks like we've got a great series
with the Clippers MAVs series. I think we were all
this is the series. I think everyone was kind of
looking forward to the most. The shot making at the

(30:37):
end of this fucking game was unbelievable, and I salute
to Jimmy Harden. Uh you want to talk about traffic cones.
He was just fucking right around everyone they tried to
throw at him, Kyrie irving with like a triple clutch
hands switched layup as he was falling. Just absolutely insane shots.
How much fun are you guys having with this series?

(30:58):
And who do you think is gonna win it?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Like, we talked last game about how Luca dotted hard
as I and was trying to bust his ass every
time he got that matchup. Then we saw the reverse
this game, we're Harden, which is busting Lucas ass every time.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
You match it.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
That ship was was like the basketball equivalent of like
those slapping competitions. Don't keep it, motherfuckers just slapping each
other in the face, and they're taking terms with that ship.
That's what that Luca Harder match up isn't this series,
but bro, it's it's a series where honestly, my opinion
sways every fucking game just about It's like Dallas clips

(31:31):
Clips ain't got shit for the Mass and it's like, yo,
the Mass ain't got shit for the clips. I don't
know where I'm at with that series right now, honestly,
to be to.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Be real with you, yeah, I don't know who's gonna
pull it out and yo, but like I just don't
have it for watching the ship because it's like yo,
dog and then the fucking Dallas announce and being like yo,
if you watch it, ya listen. I'm not promoting legal streets,
but like if you get like the local joint with
the local and I said, and the guy that goes

(31:57):
crazy anytime Lucas does anything.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
That dude, Bro, local TV broadcasters are the best. Broa
it really is the it really is the fucking best,
just absolutely losing their mind everything.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yes, yeah, he made three throws in a row. Bro,
you ain't gotta you know what I'm saying, Like, what
do you what do you want to be?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Like?

Speaker 4 (32:25):
All right, Jackson, the Celtics dropped a game. Yep, what's
your confidence level? Ninety nine?

Speaker 8 (32:38):
Let's just talk about that one though, is just pat
Is pat Riley and and Eric spols are just executing
some sort of weird seance in between now and the
next game and put putting a spell over the Celtics
like they've done before. But after, I mean after Game three,
I feel like they sort of put the stamp back
on it.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Does it bother you that the Celtics are five hundred
at home in the playoffs with Tatum and Brown. It's
definitely weird. It's definitely very odd.

Speaker 8 (33:06):
They're also like above five hundred in Miami over the
last few seasons. Like none of it really makes sense.
The way that they play at home versus the road,
the way they drop games they should have and they dominate.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
They They're not a very They're they're a confusing team.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
I'll say that.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
But I feel like you're nine confident against the Heat
and your negative fifty percent confident against the Knicks. That's what.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say round two, the Magic and
the Calves. It's five games, but I I do not
want to play the Knicks in the I am ready
to ready to say it on a public platform.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
I'm scared of Jalen Brunson.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Okay, I'm Serbia has me scared out of my mind?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Okay, I don't I'm not bro I don't.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Know Jack Jacksha What the heck? Man?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah, cold, that ship was crazy. Yeah, it's a
fucking found Oh cool that shit.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yo. He's spend a lot of time with White Dante
a lot of time, oh.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Doug them guys, man, it was fucking up the student,
fucking food all whatever, the.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Filling over together. Maybe Bam with flashbacks now, man, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:17):
I mean I definitely, I definitely don't want to see
Jaylen Brunson. I'm scared of Josh Hart putting up some
weird like seventeen seventeen and twelve with like broo.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Three out of four from three, like that's a very reasonable.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Stat in the fourth quarter, Josh Hart which is which
is a nightmare, an absolute nightmare. But and Isaiah Hartenstein
also is is does a seven footer Isaiah Hartenstein have
the best floater in the NBA?

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Does he ever miss a floater?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Bam.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
I thought he was a year old guy because he
had he had to touch. I'm like, this guy gotta
be from the Balkans, like Noah's. Yeah, he's like from
Long Island and some ship, I no doubt, you know.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Like, yo, like everybody on that team is locked in
man and watching like you know what I'm saying. Like
watching like the college tournament, it was like, fam, the team,
the better teams win, not the guy, not the better roster,
you know what I mean? Like the two K construction,
Like now who got the most nineties on the roster?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
It's the better team.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
So now the Knicks just what Yo, fucking West, Worldwide
West with these dudes, man, Leon Rose, fucking brilliant. They said, Yo,
you know what we're gonna do. Let's just go get
a bunch of motherfuckers that won a Natty together multiple times,
which is mad hard to do. Let's put it together
and see what works in the NBA. And its fucking clicking. Bro,
It's clicking. And I'm letting my nuts hang as a

(35:37):
Knicks fan.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
You know you hear me.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
I'm talking so much shit now fab forty seven man,
Oh my god, he's got a little fucking the braid's swinging,
bro when he's around with the dude, I don't even
know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
This, yeah, Bro.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
When Isaiah Hartenstein revealed that he had a black dad,
I was like wow. I was like, I did not
know we had another, like Blake Griffin prototype.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
That was news to me.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
He became.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
His on the on the on the on the pod
where they were talking about that. I love like he's
so pleased about it, Like he's so pleased to reveal,
you know, to people that it's like you thought I
was a white guy, but.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Actually it's out there that you don't know about.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
It's just so fucking funny. Bro, all right, let's talk
about Uh. I'm about ready to put the Bucks Pacers
series out of his misery. I don't need to see
another game of this series, bro.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Yeah is this is it?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Am I bugging? Or is it like just boring ass basketball? Though?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
And I had such high hopes for it because of
all the like bad blood during the regular season. I
was like, okay, and then maybe Janis will come back.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
And it's yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
There's too many happy Indian animals in the stands. I'm
not enjoying this ship at all. Behalf of our our
friend John who we missed dearly right now. I don't
need to see that many people in Indiana smiling.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
But it was like literally watched like Obie Topman, who
Nick says, were like, yo, yo, you can't trade him, bro.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
He's like the dude, he's the next Yo. He's Sean
cap Bro.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Day and we still got a Taplin on the Rocks.
That's so we're good.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Well, well I'll say this.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I'll say this, we got to give the Bucks some
credit on the on the Doc Rivers higher, he was
bought in to turn things around and he's usually up
through one but now he's down one three. So he
definitely flip flopped some ship there. But but around, yeah,
he literally turned that shit around. But I mean I think, like, yeah,
you know, injuries happened during this series. You know, uh,
they didn't have Giannis. You know, Dane was out, might

(37:57):
not play again that this series. But I mean the
store here, Bro, is that this Bucks team was just
never it all season. Like you know, when when that
Dame trade happened, I was like, Bro, this team is
gonna win the championship. I was like, Damon Giannis could
be the best duol in the league. I think that
they have a really good shot of winning winning the
Chip And they just never jelled.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
The defense took a took a backslide. Even Doc Rivers
came in. It was supposed to be a defense guy.
He could have fixed that defense, bro, Like, yeah, you know,
the injury bug bit him this series. But bro, you know,
like I said, before the injuries even happened, I was like,
I think Indiana could beat this squad.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
And that was with a healthy buck squad.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
The thing that's crazy is you fire your head coach
who was what he was like thirty to nine or
whatever it was. And then they literally did like a
fucking dosey does square dance like they did. They literally
were dancing on the court before the next game. They
were so happy that they got and then the plane
is just like.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Bros vibes must have been horrendous, bro, Yeah, the biggest
nickhead in the world.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
He must have great.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
He must have took a ship in somebody's locker, Like
I don't know for that, bro, for for them to
hide somebody like, yo, fam, we're not even gonna respect, like,
fuck you so much that we're gonna hide this dude
that were clearly hiring to get you the fuck out
of here.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And then wait and they get you the fuck out
of here. And then Millie rock on the court like
on TV like funk out of here.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yeah, nah, mar have you heard my favorite bit? I
think in all of basketball. Have you heard Tyler's Doc
rivers sex tape voice?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
No, No, Big tick Duck, Baby, I'm.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
About to go to kant Koon free money. He's just
gonna made him a life. Tell the ladies, I'm back.
Tell the ladies, Big Dick Duck is back.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
In town, baby with on this free Milwaukee money.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Griffin spending your text Man Dallas.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
God damn that motherfucker Doc hit a lick boy ship.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Oh man, don't they know we were saying broke being
a fine coaches the ill shape because you fied. You
go through TV for a little bit, you get highed
by another team, you get fired, go through TV for
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
You're so much smarter than all of the people on TV.
Oh yeah, coach recently and so you know the current terminology.
You know what the other coach calls his ship. You're
so much smarter than everyone after you just spent the
previous year with every fan of your team saying, I
hope this dude gets hit by a bus. Now you're
getting paid by that team and those fans, and you're

(40:50):
getting paid by TV to talk about how stupid everyone
else is. It's the best shit in the world for
sure man living.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, it's man rare too that they make good like announcers,
you know what I mean? Like I feel like and yo,
this is crazy for me, Giants fan say, but like
Tony Romo is pretty decent and a Rod I was like.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yo, go ahead, Rod, Like yeah, pretty good at this,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
But then like, man, listen, I want to get invited
to next year, So I don't want to say I
don't want to say yeah, listen man Wally Zerbiac Man,
what guy?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Man?

Speaker 9 (41:29):
Like?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yo?

Speaker 6 (41:32):
That man tried to be for Tyreez Halliburn.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I'm like, Bro, you gotta aim a little hire man
those shots thatched into the Halliburn.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
But you see the ouphan that man on the other day, Bro,
he looks like fucking Dick Tracy bro and Tether like
crazy man with the with the fucking Vinyl Newsy's hat.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That was a wild outfit. Man.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Well there's Magic Cavs and Thunder Pelicans, but we've been
on the stream for it is there. Do y'all have
anything burning to say about either of those series?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I think the caves are showing, you know, the battle
cry from cast Fan fans all seasons. No one believes
in us like they had, like you know, a big
like seventeen game streak I think, and they played it.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
They played at eight am today to avoid being on
our NBA TV. Bro, Like, yeah, respectfully.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yo, respectfully, I'm like I'm doing. I'm mating them with
the meme, the fucking the yo, the yo.

Speaker 13 (42:25):
I'm sorry, but I'm not reading all that, like you
know what I'm saying, like, oh, I'm starting to happen
to you whichever applies, like yo, just tell me, just
show me the bracket, bro series.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
All right, Well, we gotta do a dookie butt of
the week Jackson. If there's any good chat dookie butts
of the week, let us know. But I'll go first,
and maybe this would be controversial, but my dookie butt
of the week is Costco. People outside of food, Costco
food for sure, one hundred percent hot dogs, piece of
all that shit? Why Why does yeah, yeah, hell yeah?

(43:01):
Why does it save money to buy all the toilet
paper and paper towels at once? I don't understand, like you,
like if it cost me one hundred and forty five
dollars to buy it each month at Target? Why is
it better to spend one hundred and forty dollars on
it at once to buy the whole year's worth. I
don't understand. I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
I don't either, Yo, and I don't. And and like
as a father for man, like i've been you know
what I mean, Like BJ's costco. They don't have me
in a full nelson for years, bro, And I don't know.
Like it started with diapers.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Diapers for sure, because you have to have especially with
you got four kids. We have two kids in diapers.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I was like, Yo, I'm like, Yo, I'm not fucking
you till this kid's out of diapers.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
That's how serious I was about this ship.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Like I'm going to celebrate, Bro, I'm jerking off it
like out the window until this kid is out of diapers.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
We and we almost did it, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
But Yo turned them around myself, you know what I mean?
I think, YO, for you no, And that's.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
The ship of my diapers.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Diapers used to give me so fucking mad because it's like, YO,
you're literally shitting on my money, you know what I'm saying.
Like I'm like, it's like, YO, just shit a dollar
bill like, just here, just is we put a dollar
bill on the ass when you went in taking the ship.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Let me know this is this is this is my
go to baby shower move. I give people like the thing,
and I'm like, I'm gonna buy you diapers when your
kid is six months old. That's my baby shower present
to you. Because everyone's gonna give you a bunch of diapers.
Right now. You're gonna feel like you're gonna feel like
an emperor. And then three weeks after your baby's here,
you're gonna actually have the three months whatever it is

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you have to start buying diapers, and you're gonna hate
it so much. And I'm just gonna swoop right in,
like three weeks worth the diapers.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Damn Mike, find this real shit, everybody, Yo, that's the skin. Yeah, listen,
newborn diapers.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
I don't know no kid that wasn't in a nick
you that needed a newborn sized diaper.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Bro, My son was and he still started off into
three month ships.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
You feel, so I'm like, yo, they like you said,
you feel like, Yo, it's a it's an embarrassment of riches, bro.
But after that can pop out and that motherfucking seven
point eight houses, you know, mean seven pounds eight houses.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
And you're like, oh god, damn, Bro.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
You're lin you're a line of costco trying to return
and exchange.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, fu Bro, you called him French Montanna. Yo, you
you still got that monkey? You know what I'm saying.
That's only fucking thing this night, Boo will fit.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Dammit, Tyler, who's your dookie buyt of the week.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I'm gonna go with the Phoenix Suns for putting together
the least intimidating super team of all time. Bro, Nobody
was scared of the Phoenix Suns after they made that
Bradley Beal trade. Bro, And no, it's it's just those
days are over. Those days are just putting three score together.
And you know you think you're gonna move up to
a championship. Nah, the game is evolved, Bro, You're nah right,

(45:53):
Like they don't have playmaking, they don't have defense, Like
you need to be a well balanced team in today's NBA.
You know, the offensive acts are too varied. You know,
the defensive schemes are too complicated. Just rolling out three
guys who who can get buckets? That ain't the answer anymore.
Teams are too.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Good at switching. I mean we said talking about the
Clippers MAVs game, you can't even talk about it with
Bron like, but I mean that was just Harden, give
hard and the ball. Okay, I'm moving over here and
moving here. There's Luca By you know. I mean, like
teams are too good at that for you to have
three or four guys out there who just don't play defense.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
No, it's you know, it's and it's wild because yo, yo,
it's so ill because it's like who thought, like, yo, fam,
I'll be honest with you. Bradley Beil is a great
basketball player, yes, but he's not a guy that you're
gonna break yo.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
The French.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
That guy yeah, like yo yah, y'all bought it, Like
fucking Edwards was like one of those guys that's like, Yo,
this guy changes, yo, fam.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I'm a Yankees fan.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
They bought in Juaso after a week of wunso, I
was like this team, yo, Judge is sticking up the
joint and the Yankees are still winning.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm like, let's fucking go so change the completion that team.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Right, Bradley Bill comes in, He's just it's his motherfucker
your name is Bradley my nigga? Like you know what
I'm saying, Like it never has a nigga named Bradley
Landon somewhere and change the tone of some ship, you
know what I'm saying. Good one and now that's those chefs.
But yo, he's excellent basketball player, all star caliber. Yeah,

(47:23):
but it never has a Bradley came through him. But
like nigga, Brad's here, Bradley change gonna change. Now move
over cav.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Like yo, when he's that back, Yo, I knew it was.
It was a rat.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
We threw that bounce past that got intercepted in like
the fourth quarter of this game to to take the
to get the sweet like, yo, dog, it.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
Was just.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Like you wanted to slap the fucking fire out of
Bradley bealther night. Oh you talk about like you're trying
to put a big three together. It's like you have
such a right foundation with Booker and KD and then
you throw in like who's a who's the worst person
who's as good as Bradley Beal? Do you know what
I mean? Like, of the people of that skill level

(48:12):
or higher, he's the worst third person you could have
added to.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
That man, he's the top layer of guac.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
That was the thing too.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
It's just like like he was just about to be
like he's teetering on the edge of washed, you know
what I'm saying. Like, and it's like, Bro, like you
gave him the bad fam like.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
One hundred and sixty million, no trade clause.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
No trade clause, Bro, and you in Phoenix the weapon's lovely, mister,
just gonna be like, Yo, I gotta.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Watch I'm a very dry heat and you know, very
low humidity, you know, for those joints that he's been
having problems with. He's gonna be living a good life. Bro, Bro,
come on stopping. He gotta he gotta indo it out.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah, Jackson, who's your duchie butt of the week?

Speaker 8 (49:05):
Uh my dukie butt of the week. I'm gonna side
with the chat here and the dukie butt of the
week is you for your costco take the chat is.
The chat is slaming you, The chat is chat is
saying this might be an l take this chat. The
chat is saying, Mike's gotta get out of here.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
The chat saying it's cheaper per unit. So if you
really care about the math, care about I'm sorry. I
don't have the advanced analytics on the purply ye, maybe
I'm Maybe I'm a fucking broke boy. I've never had
one hundred and forty dollars in my bank account and thought,
let me spend this all on paper goods. It's never happened.

(49:43):
It's never happening. And I look, maybe you're making maybe
you're you're saving in the in the at the end
of the year when you added up. But I don't
have to spend money to fucking go to Target, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
They don't.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
They don't. They don't check my ID at the gate
at Target, like I don't have to sign up for
a subscription service.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Let me sit ever see let me say, let me
see you see. I see.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
The dumb shit about it too? Is I love like
I am a Costco hot Dog Chicken Baked.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Coco hot Dog.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Like it's crazy, that's crazy. I leave that ship on
Instagram live. I do not care with no one, with
no one. In two bites, I just had.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
A conversation with my brother. When he's talking, he was like,
I just got from Costco and I was like, are
you probably spend like one hundred dollars on granola bars
or something. He was like, oh, I was it was
this and this, And I was like, why do you
have to buy that ship?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
At bull that's the ship.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
That's That's what I'm back you up. Like, that's why
I'll back you up because there's certain ship. It's like, Bro,
why do we need fifty liters of vinegar? You know
what I'm saying, Like, like what what if we have
a fire in the house.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
The vinegars that insured, we just took it out like
just like you know what I'm saying, like, yeah, it's
cheap a p unit. It's it's it's point five tense cheaper.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
You know what I'm saying. Like it's like, dum, don't
hit me with that.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
They just selling a balloon policy, a liability balloon policy
for if you if you get a year's worth of stuff.
So if if there's an earthquake in my house falls down,
how am I gonna recoup the zip lock bags? Stock bro,
I got undred dollars of zip lock bags here.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I'm telling you that, Yo. That's how my wife gives
it up.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Dug.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
She's in BJ's fanatic. You know what I'm saying, like
it's a store unfortunately for me, you know what I'm saying.
But Yo, we had a fire in the garage and
we had ship in there, and Finn when I went
in there, and you know, after the whole fucking cleaning
occurs all Serve Pro and all that ship.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I was in there, Bro, like did you hermon?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Mean?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Like the dirt meat? Matter of fact that I fell
down to my knees.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
There was like four jobs of like Welch's great jam
that it was just like, bro, not burnt, but they
got they were exposed to fire, so they were so
they were kind of melted.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
So it's like, yo, is this cancerous? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Like yeah, yeah, And I was.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
I was really weighing that, Bro, like like damn.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Should I feed this to my children?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Or do I just throw it in the garbage? You
know what I'm saying, Like, is the sixteen.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Cents home palate full of fucking Welsh's grape jet? What
do you do?

Speaker 6 (52:25):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Listen, I can't say live okay, okay, you know what
I'm saying because there's respect respect.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
I like how it's good for the gas savings personally.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Straight up ties Again, I feel like that's.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Making it my sixty bucks a year, easy piece.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
But I'll say this too, at least the costco this
that's in Long Beach. The line for the gas is
so long and I'm a big like I have more
time than I have money. Person Like, the line is
so long. It's like by the time you wait in
the line, it's like, I say, four dollars, but it
took me a fucking hour, Like I was on the
highest paid dude in the world, but I make more
than four dollars an hour, you know what I mean? Like,

(53:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, I don't know what's having to take against it
here in park.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
That's a fact. That's a fact. MARYL. Do you have
a dookie butt of the week? I know I'm putting
you on the spot, is it, John Man?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Listen, I mean listen, the literal dookie butt of the
week right there. You know what I'm saying. Hey, you
know what I'm saying. But now that's my main so
I can't do it like that. The dookie butt of
the week for me.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Is Joelle motherfucking you know what I'm saying, because you
did what you was not supposed to do, motherfucker. And
you thought he was fucking listen, you thought you could
poke the bear. You know what I'm saying, because you thought, oh,
this motherfucker's built like scrappy due he ain't ship. I'mola
just I would just have my weight, No sir, No sir,

(53:47):
Because he looked you straight down in the barrel and said,
what the fuck was that for?

Speaker 9 (53:51):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Hey, man, I'm just here to fucking play. Broke the
fuck again, you know what I'm saying? Like, Yo, Rick
Brunston taught that man. Well, you understanding he's a flawed general.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
You under saying me?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
And he got in your fucking chest with that aggressive statement.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
You respect the game, bro?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, fucking what fucking egg. He's like, he's a fucking
a kind of guy. But y'all, but listen, he's my
duet better of the week for two things.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
You took all them perk thirties for nothing because you're
getting sent home the next game, bro, You know what
I'm saying. And let me tell you how I know
that man was off of per thirty because the only
time in a basketball game that I ever threw the
ball off the glass to myself while bleeding was off
of per thirty and Joel Embi did that shit in
the last game and he had to do all of
that just to snatch a win at home against my

(54:41):
New York nickaboxers.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Bro you see what it is, man, Jaylen.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Brunston New York Knicks Joel, because I'm the real Joel
to fake Joel, you the dude.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Better of the week, man, what the fuck out of here? Man?
The fuck out here?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
All right, that's all the time we got Merrill. Thank
you so much for hopping on with us.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
He always a pleasure. Thank you, man. Love y'all.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Victory Light seven PM in Brooklyn. Subscribe to everything he's doing.
It's all awesome. We've been loving it. You you and
mellow is like it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Man.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
It's like someone unearthed it from like it was in
the earth for sixty million years and someone just uncovered it.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Man?

Speaker 5 (55:18):
You did like Cicatos, Broly just popped out like yo,
let's go yo. That Steph episode is wild. That Steph episode, man,
listen if you if you haven't checked it out, please
go PM in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
It's tremendous show. You know I'm saying, shout to Carmelo Anthony,
shout to myself, you know what I mean. And victory
Light is for everybody. Is if you if you're not
a basketball fan.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
And you just want to hear the rantings of a
of a maniac like myself, you know what I'm saying,
alongside two very brilliant, talented gos Lizbelle Rainy, you know
what I'm saying. Also Victor my man men DJ Hassaina say,
you know what I mean. It's a whole crew out there.
It's like the rat pack, you know what I mean. Yeah,
real though, because we are from like the five boroughs,
so literally a wrap back.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
We're sure without bare feet.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
For sure, for sure. All Right, it's been awesome. We'll
be back on Uh. If you listen to this on
the podcast, you could have been listening to it live
on YouTube YouTube dot com slash at Jengus and Jones.
We will be back live soon. We're not quite sure
on the schedule yet, but obviously we'll be posting about
it on social media, so make sure you following all
the different channels and we'll see y'all some ship.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
Bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 11 (56:27):
The Volume