April 29, 2024 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you missed Friday’s playhouse - the early riser’s edition is here.. - If your still feeling cloudy from the weekend, Robert Earl Keen’s “Swerving In My Lane” should give your Monday a little sunshine.. - Marci takes a shot at hosting her own “Masters Class” - with “Tater’s Academy of Accents”.. - We’ve got a cut from the late Tim Wilson’s comedy album, “But I Could Be Wrong” - as he explores southern accents.. - Willie Nelson turns 91 today, so of course we’ll play, “Still Not Dead”.. - and Ike Turner sings his classic, “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Can of BBQ Viennies”..
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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a late great Tim Wilson headlining our Accents show today.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Where are you from? You're from Florida. We're in Florida,
Fort Myers. Well there's your problem. See here's one thing
I've learned in my twenty five years of study. Southern
accents are very strange things. You see a lot of
fake ones on movies and TV. When you go to Florida,
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Florida is not really a Southern state. After you get
south of Gainesville, Florida, you're back in Michigan.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I thought the Florida taglers blew there for a long time.
When you get north of Gainesville, you start getting into
the South, and there's a lot of different Southern accents.
I mean, the northern Florida accent is actually kind of
the pothead thing. Oh man a man what's hot? And
the moon dog or pine mall city man man. South
(01:18):
Georgia people talk like Jimmy Carter. They got no ohs
in the woods. Everybody's saying that they'll get the ass
well instead of telling that this and of course Jimmy
Carter that was his mo o the whole time he
was president. North Georgia people have an R in everything,
every rang nott r in it. Everything like it. You
won't put the bark toor in the corridor running right
around South Carolina people off tour last drum dumbing. They
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got that thing right here though. A couple of youly.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Lily young lady there, he had a d.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
North Carolina people all talk like Andy Griffith. Wow, oh
he he shaved his name. Alabama people like to talk,
pull their mouth open real wide, like least night here.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Ain't right there, y'all gonna go fag n say nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You can take a ruler and measure a guy's mouth
and tellofees from Alabama. Mississippi has all kind of got
that Elvis stutter thing. Everybody just kind of got a
little stutter in it. They can't go I get it
out and just over into Louisiana. When you get Awa
from Mississippi. It's kind of like that Jimmy Schwager kind
of had that. You know, you couldn't quite get it
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out when he was trying to explain what happened at
the hotel Coltha. Louisiana all got the friends thing goinglad
Dad in a Fenn's thing. They just leave a bit better,
we all could. They got that thing bought from France.
You know, we bought Louisiana from France, and eighteen oh
three in the Louisiana purchase, I think it was three
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cents an acre. If we saw that steak today, we
could probably triple our money. Arkansas, theyve got the Bell
Clinton thing.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
They say.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They're laughing and crying at the same time. When they
talked Tato, I have a friend named Levon Helm Mush
from who's from Arkansas. Leave Art's got like that who
talks like this? You're not sure if he's happy or
said Johnny Cash short of head that too. You couldn't
tell because they were from Arkansas. Tennessee I can't do.
(03:33):
I haven't got a handle on Tennessee yet. Well, Virginia
South Virginia. They told that wolf button. Everybody told that
wolf butt and kind of got to elm my fud
there right there, yeah, or they talk candle like that Rufferts.
Everything just Kenny sounds.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Like the.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Kentucky. One of my best friends in life is from
Preston Burk and Dupty. His name is Dwayne Campbell and
Dwyane I uhould do these tire commercials on the radio here,
and he called me up to say, how's your tar
commercial going? And go, Dwayne, it's tire, He'd say, not
over here, it's tar. I said, well, what's a t
O W E R? He should a tire? I said, well, Dwayne,
(04:23):
how come tower can't be tar and tire be tired?
He said, because tar is something you put on the
top of a tire.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You put it right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The funniest ever man go to the hot Oh miss
you man? All right, here we go. Let's play Beat
the Blonde. You reditate it. I'm ready one ain't hundred
big shows you told free Line, give us a contestant.
We'll play next. Good morning, that's a big show on
(05:18):
the radio. Rolled into your Monday, April twenty ninth. But
today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box brought
to you by Charlotte Overspeedway Co Cola six hundred and
half and Sunday May twenty six gets you dig It's today,
Ike Turner scenes, it'sy bitsy, teeny weenie can a barbecue minnies.
Search for key words teeny weenie. There it was, and
(05:47):
now we ready let's see weekend vitepla. Let's meet our
contestant out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Kevin, Good morning, Kevin, good morning.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
How are you all doing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We're all good man, welcome in here. So yeah, we'll
ask Tata some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree
at two bells for two buzzers, you get big old
long talkers prize pack. All right, sounds good, well, Marcy.
If your job requires you to spend your day working
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with joints, trusses and studs, then you are.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Probably what never gonna quit. That's a fun work.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I got the joints of the studs.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Bigger to learn.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's why you're such a great intern. Yeah, really a
carpenter A carpenter, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I would agree?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And that wasn't there?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You go?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Of course? Yeah, Governor builder, okay, and now Marcy. When
Venus Raimie won the Miss America title in nineteen forty four,
she set the record for her bust measurement. It was
thirty seven and a half inches. She also had something
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else that no other Miss America winner ever had?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
What uh a lazy eye a mustache? But no one noticed.
No one noticed that she had. She had glasses, had.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Glasses, Alrock Keaven glasses? What she had? Do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Do?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Red hair? She had hair? And by the way, she
was the first Miss America to be photographed in color.
That might have had something to do with it.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
He show upright, that beautiful heart.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I think the lazy iron mustache would.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Have been.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Why Kevin, you're gonna win it or lose it with
this question? So Tate, Tate, can you tell the difference
between a man's snore and a woman's snore?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
And it's got me in a lot of trouble. No,
you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You cannot tell, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You would think a little bit harder. But I kind
of agree with her.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You kind of agree with her?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Have a commitment here.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, I commit to that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, so you cannot tell the difference between a man
or woman? Snore? Yes you can't. Okay, how about that?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
God here, well we got a consolation prize. We're giving
away more of those, and we aren't a prize.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Bags here a lazy I must have?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah right, note, Well, looking at Kevin, you ain't gonna
buy thanks, will play?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I appreciate you?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
By how many hours? Tom of your news I don't have?
Inside the Celebrator with the Nelson's ninety first birthday. Good morning,
(10:30):
it's a big show on the radio. Happy birthday, Willie
Willing Nelson, ninety one years old. This exclusive big show
tune getting ready to play to celebrate. You would like
to have it for prosterity. You can get it in
the bit box only nine to nine cents helloaded ten minutes.
When you go to the Big Show dot com. You
(10:52):
gonna go on the bit box all right, Happy birthday
once again?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Mainly?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Do you will it? I woke up still not dead
(11:19):
again today.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Some old Facebook rumors said I had passed away, but
I just turned eighty seven, and I'm mighty proud to
say I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I woke up still not dead.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
Again today, which is crazy when you're living this away.
Last night I watched Netlix smoked Big Old.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Jane, and I woke up still not dead again. Today
I bought a new computer.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
I've been learning how to zooms, how they to my
rady friends, and never leave the room. This old dog
is learning new tricks every day. And I woke up
still not dead again today. I woke up still not
(12:34):
dead again.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Today.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
The TV says the world's in this arrangee. I'm still
in the game because I'm still around to play. And
I woke up still not dead again today. I got
underlying conditions from my head down to my toes. Right now,
I can't do concerts calls. The concert calls are clothes,
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but I still got some music left.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
To play.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Because I woke up still not dead again today. Me
and old Keith Richards.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We ain't never gone the way.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I woke up still not dead again to day break
me off a piece of that kid cut mab Good morning,
(13:52):
it's a big show on the radio. Just in time.
Spend a few minutes with Marvin Webster shows up. How
are y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Man, I was filling up my car at the gas
station the other day. I was in a kind of
a rough part of town, because you know, that's why
I lived, and I went into pay. They had a
stocking newspaper sitting on the counter. Now, at first I
thought it was one of them apartment to finder deals,
but instead of apartments, it had pictures of all these
rough looking dudes on the front of it.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I said, that looks like.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
A bunch of mug shots. You know what, That's exactly
what it was. It's a newspaper called The Slammer. They
print all the mug shots from the past week. I
like this idea is across between the America's Most Wanted
and the car Trader. You know how the car trader
would have like a cover shot of a ninety eight
(14:40):
Corvette for sale. The Slammer got a picture of a
guy who stole a ninety eight Corvette. And the car
trader they always had their little blurbs on the front,
say like Ford, Chevy Pontiac trucks. The Slammer is the
same deal, except it says sex offenders, most wanted, dead,
deep parents more. You know, you throw them through this thing.
(15:03):
They got them broke down by county. Actually, some of
them look like they broke down by drugs to me anyway.
They also got special pages, like the collection called fight Club.
It's a bunch of people that got locked up for assault.
You know, a lot of black eyes and band aids
on that page. Then they got mature menaces. It's mugshots
of old people that got a lift. Here's one kitty
(15:26):
corner that's all juvenile offenders for the week. And my
favorite is the slammer salon page. It's a collection of
suspects with jacked up looking hairstyles. My uncle Cedric saw
that part said Marvin, go get your cousin to these
at the newspapers. Now you may wonder who advertises in
a paper like this, Well, you know it's gonna be
(15:48):
a whole bunch of dui lawyers and tripa a bailbond
type places. They had a big full page ad on
the back for us bonding. Their slogan is they nail you,
he bail you. And there's a couple of furniture store
ads in here. I reconnize if the dude on page
twelve stole all the stuff out your house. Oh and
(16:08):
check this one out that's my favorite. Soababs custom cloth
here for men, women and plus sizes. Got a picture
of wardrobe consultant Theophilus Allston, he all slicked back and
turned out with his Steve Harvey meets Lando cal Rissie
and looking self. All they need is a line at
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the bottom of this ad, it says, got locked up
for cracking heads. Don't go to court without our thread.
So you know, overall the ads about what you might
expect in the Purple like this. It might not be
a good idea to be pushing a pawn shop right
next to a picture of a guy that's up on
twelve council breaking and entering.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
But you know, business is busy.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So if you live in Charlotte and you want to
keep tabs on you no count friends, look for it.
Find it at a raggedy ass shale station near U.
One dollar a copy for my money is the best
entertainment value in America, y'all think you about it?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm that mony y'all. Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Hello a you perky early risers. Here's just the thing
to wake you up and get your blood pumping. The
John Boy and Billy Big Show why before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Ooh whah ooh uh oh see what I mean? The
(18:15):
big show was on the radio and only talk. He
was about thirty minutes figure out what I was talking about,
talking about the Willy song still not dead yet, A
big show exclusive on Willy's ninety first birthday, of course,
so uh there was I said for post I was
trying to say posterity, and Taylor finally looked it up
(18:37):
and said, just like, what does it means?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Future generations?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So I was saying nine to nine cents in the
bit box, you have a song for future generation? Yeah,
the posterity. Okay, you're right, okay, somehow in that sense,
and that will also go to prosperity, to prosper okay,
prosper If you don't like that one, We're gonna get
(19:03):
to Ike Turner singing it'sy bitsy teeny weenie can a
barbecue vain He's it's a buck. Good morning, I got
a big show on the radio coming up. We play
worthy word winner gets a LS tractor Prize pack includes
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(19:24):
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Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. The first
gonna end our accent show with a song that we
should have played at the beginning, now that we look
back on.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
As our story opens, William Fitzpatrick is leaving Sunday mass
In and this is very important Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Friday morning. Here at the big show. Everyone's in place.
Things are going relatively smoothly.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Smiles on every face.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
I see the moment rapidly approaching almost playhouse time.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Scripts are given, give a quick perusal, look at all
my minds. That's Dublin Ireland.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Billy did it.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's another winner. Laughs are guaranteed.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
That is when I happen to see it, and I
almost peede. Marcy has to do a Swedish accent and
she don't know how. My heart is beating, sweating like
a crackhead. We can't turn back now. Stop stop, stop
doing accents, or I'll have to leave. Stop stop stop
(20:40):
doing accents. Too hard to believe.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Nail did morning, Dear mister Fitzpantry, first life perfect.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
She really nailed it. Maybe I was wrong.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
The next line sounds a little like Italian sprinkled with
Hong Kong. Now she sounds like she's carrot or could
that be Dutch? Then she's British. Suddenly she's Yeannish. I
can't make out much. Stop stop stop doing accents. I
can't take the stress. Stop stop stop doing accents.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
This is a jumpman.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
I don't think I like whenness is going.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Don't think.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Job Francis.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Stop stop stop doing accents and this train wreck. Now
stop stop, stop doing accents or I'll have a cow.
Now it's German than a ten Norwegian with an Irish lilt.
Then it's Russia and a tiny bit Korean. Look at
pearls head tilt. Soon it's rent or Polynesian. Maybe more
(21:56):
than I can bear. I only hope we can get
to the punchline and she doesn't swear. Stop stop stop
doing accents.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
The men is over.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
No, stop stop stop doing accents. Don't there take up?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I would like to drive the foreign exchange stud that's Dublin.
Stop want to learn. Let's play our first rounds. A
(22:39):
wordy word for the week right now one eight hundred
bigs shaw you don't free lie get a couple contestants
play next, Good Morning, That's a big show on the
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radio for you Monday for twenty Night Today Feature Tracking
the Big Show Big Box Barty by shawnha Motor Speedway
Co Cola six hundred and eleven, Sunday, May twenty six,
I Turner sings. It's a bit said teeny Weenie can
or barbecue vayen Is. He's got the space and the rock,
(23:37):
sir key words, Temmy Weeny. It'll all come together. It's
a bok out here at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
All right, now, we'll let's play everybody's head about the
bed that the burning.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Do the burdy way. Let's meet our contestants. We got
Johnny from Kodak, Tennessee. Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, Good morning,
all right, home of Biggie. Yeah, that's Fat Bugi's hometown,
kodag Man. And we got bow down in Orangeburg, South Carolina. Oh,
Hank Williams Old Racing, hang boy Turkey on down there.
(24:11):
It's all coming together. Hey bo, how you doing, Buddy?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
John?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
How are y'all do we're doing?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Good Man having a conversation with myself?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, I know that y'all used to come down here.
Earnhart used to come down in Turkey hunt down Aaron
rt right about about twelve miles from where y'all used.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
To hut about that man. That is awesome. We had
some good members down there, Earn Hart. Now on the
way down, there's how nickel store. You don't know my board,
Darren Hare's nickel store. That's started right there. Earn Hart
and all the boys would stop there right, gas up
and get ready some amo. It's just starting now. Look
what it is. That's awesome. Hey, good, all right, Well
(24:53):
we're good. Well, let's team up and play. Here's on. Bow.
I'm gonna put you on Tater's team. Johnny, you're gonna
be on Johnny's team. All right, okay, bow you relax,
all right, Johnny, me and you for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, start the clock now. Popular singer Taylor Swift. Yeah, alrighty.
The ten the golden blank doing to others is the
golden yes, thank you? All right. Chimpanzee is a type
of monkey. Uh huh, all right, Oh, I like my
(25:31):
women a little on the blank side, thank you, blank
yellow soft drink. Kyle Petty used to drive for him. Mellow, yeah,
uh huh, all right, a hospital.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Is a big.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Y in that building. Those Johnny did a good job,
Bunny put a five on the board. So all right,
throwing building out in bow. You and Taylor for your
round one? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We got this?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, would work? Okay, okay, you got this. You got
this ready?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
And all right? It's a short blank shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He's going on your arms.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yes, this is a very fast plane. It's a what
kind of plane? Yes, a game that you would play
with letters and they would get all mixed up and
then you would put them on the broble. You put
this in your swimming pool, not salt. But this is
the person that lives next to you.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
He's my neighbor.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
You're the opposite of being really active. You just you're
lay around.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yes, oh man lazy put a six on the board
to take the lead by one.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
So Jared I did. I did pretty good.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Hunhut it quit cleaning it all right. Let me and
Johnny go for a round two. Johnny, are you ready, buddy,
I'm ready. This is a tough one. Starting off with okay,
starting the clock now, a sponge does this to water
(27:14):
it wats it sucks it no another word? Uh no,
like it makes it go into it. It blanks and
it pulls it into it. It what ye sucks But
it's another word. Slowly, Uh you put it down and
it We're on the right track. But you got to
(27:36):
know that word. And I don't think it's going to happen.
And no, wow, I'll give it away now. Yeah, it
was absorb absorbed was what it was. And Bow down
in Oradsburg gets away and all that stupid word. What
were you saying to Marcia Jackie?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
She was like, get his name right. His name is
Bow And I'm like, I know, I got all confused
because he spoke.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Now you pulled through it too. A good job, so
Johnny and Kodak you try again anytime. Buddy, all right,
appreciate it. Hey man, we appreciate you, my man, and
Bo you hang on. We'll get to your house in
Orangeburgy prize pack.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Awesome, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Thanks thanks for helping to win.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You're welcome. Good morning, got the big show on the radio,
Big Request time. Sally knocks out of Asheville, North Carolina.
Sally says, love you boys and love laughing with Greg Warren.
He is a good Sally. Let's get old Greg, Greg
fluted Greg coming up next. Good morning, it's a big
(29:11):
show on the radio, Big Request time this morning. I
mean this week, I mean every show Monday through Friday.
I don't believe I'm telling you too. Hit us up
at the Big Show dot com. John morvill a Facebook page.
Sally Knox Ashville, North Carolina, got yours this morning? Why Buds?
(29:34):
Greg Warren in the studio celebrating the release of his
new CD on iTunes, One Star Wonder and that was
named I Love You talking about the one Stars at
the four Stars Hotel, and I can pointed out, you
know there's one Star Wonders the name. That's not how
many stars I've got. Yeah, it's at least one and
a half, but it's got four and a half on
(29:54):
iTunes right now, so you're ahead.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
Of Okay, good I went to a one star wedding.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Have been to one of those? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Randy use some Field wedding, Yeah, yeah, VFW Hall Today
they have a dollar dance in North Carolina. The dollar
dance you pay a dollar to dance with the bride.
But basically the groom gets married and immediately turns his
new bride into a carnival line. He's at at the wedding,
(30:26):
He's like, honey, I will love you for the rest
rest of my life. At the reception, you want to
take a shot at her, It's going to cost you
a dollar. I'm at this wedding and a fight broke out,
like you know, and these two guys were getting ready
to go. They're squaring up, you know. I noticed that
one of the girls guy's girlfriends got up and left.
I was like, oh no, she must have had enough,
(30:47):
until she came back in dragging a log.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She had a log. She pointed to it and said
to her boyfriend, Billy, do him like.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
You've done Donnie.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Do him like you done Donnie exactly.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Apparently there's a guy named Donnie in a previous altercation
that got logged. When I say logged, I don't mean
he had his name entered into a database. He's in
a hospital bed somewhere picking bark out of his teeth.
I mean there is a woman who supports her man,
knows his weapon of choice, has it on hand. I
mean she went out and came right back in with
(31:22):
the log, which leads me to believe they brought a log.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Honey, as soon as you put your makeup on, get along.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
I thought, there's going to many trouble at this one.
I gotta fight. One time in Columbus, Ohio, three guys
jumped me. My girlfriend at the time just ran around
and cried.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Right she didn't have a log.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I was like, why don't you bring a log in
and yell?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Do him like you've done Donnie.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't know anybody named Donnie.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Well, they don't know that you trust me? You see it,
crazy Fitch coming in with a piece of a tree.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
The fight's over.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
That's basic one.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
Star tactics right there. I want to break into the
All Star system sometime. You know that thing where they
call up just sudden they call up, Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
We're broken down on the freeway.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Is this on Star?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, buddy, you got one Star. We're shooting fireworks off
the back of an ATV right now. We can't help you.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I think I mentioned you guys, know, I told you
guys I wrestled and all that. Yeah, here's a problem.
I mean, of course, after Hanson was making fun of
my ear earlier, that's pretty obvious. But here's a problem
when you wrestle. Like when you tell people you wrestle,
they think they have to break everything down into wrestling
terms so you can understand them. I was in Upstate,
(32:41):
New York, and I'm in this cab and I just
asked a nice question. I was like, how's the economy?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Here?
Speaker 7 (32:46):
He goes, Let me see, how could I explain this
to you? You wrestled, right, yeah, I wrestled. Okay, So
when you wrestle, you have like tournaments, right, yeah, we
had terms. Okay, imagine you go to the tournament and
you want to wrestle, but you can because there's no tournament.
They moved your tournament to Mexico, and there's some Mexican
guys wrestling in your tournament.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 7 (33:08):
They shut the factors down? They sent the jobs in Mexico. See,
I knew you would explain it because I put it
into wrestling terms. I knew, what do you What do
you guys do for fun?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Here?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Do you guys like they have like amusement parker roller coasters?
Let me see, how could I explain this to you?
You wrestled, right, yeah, we established that, so when you wrestled,
you had to make weight, right, yeah, we had to
make weight. So if you didn't make weight, you couldn't wrestled,
right yeah. We ain't got no roller coasters. The roller
(33:38):
coasters didn't make weight. Then he asked me to say
He's like, he's like, where are you from? I go
you're a cab driver, right yeah, Okay, don't talk to
me for the rest of this trip.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. We
always celebrate our featured track from today's show. There's this
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All right.
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a late great Tim Wilson headlining our Accents show today.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Where are you from? You're from Florida. We're in Florida,
Fort Myers. Well there's your problem. See here's one thing
I've learned in my twenty five years of study. Southern
accents are very strange things. You see a lot of
fake ones on movies and TV. When you go to Florida,
(00:47):
Florida is not really a Southern state. After you get
south of Gainesville, Florida, you're back in Michigan.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I thought the Florida taglers blew there for a long time.
When you get north of Gainesville, you start getting into
the South, and there's a lot of different Southern accents.
I mean, the northern Florida accent is actually kind of
the pothead thing. Oh man a man what's hot? And
the moon dog or pine mall city man man. South
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Georgia people talk like Jimmy Carter. They got no ohs
in the woods. Everybody's saying that they'll get the ass
well instead of telling that this and of course Jimmy
Carter that was his mo o the whole time he
was president. North Georgia people have an R in everything,
every rang nott r in it. Everything like it. You
won't put the bark toor in the corridor running right
around South Carolina people off tour last drum dumbing. They
(01:44):
got that thing right here though. A couple of youly.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Lily young lady there, he had a d.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
North Carolina people all talk like Andy Griffith. Wow, oh
he he shaved his name. Alabama people like to talk,
pull their mouth open real wide, like least night here.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Ain't right there, y'all gonna go fag n say nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You can take a ruler and measure a guy's mouth
and tellofees from Alabama. Mississippi has all kind of got
that Elvis stutter thing. Everybody just kind of got a
little stutter in it. They can't go I get it
out and just over into Louisiana. When you get Awa
from Mississippi. It's kind of like that Jimmy Schwager kind
of had that. You know, you couldn't quite get it
(02:33):
out when he was trying to explain what happened at
the hotel Coltha. Louisiana all got the friends thing goinglad
Dad in a Fenn's thing. They just leave a bit better,
we all could. They got that thing bought from France.
You know, we bought Louisiana from France, and eighteen oh
three in the Louisiana purchase, I think it was three
(02:54):
cents an acre. If we saw that steak today, we
could probably triple our money. Arkansas, theyve got the Bell
Clinton thing.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
They say.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They're laughing and crying at the same time. When they
talked Tato, I have a friend named Levon Helm Mush
from who's from Arkansas. Leave Art's got like that who
talks like this? You're not sure if he's happy or
said Johnny Cash short of head that too. You couldn't
tell because they were from Arkansas. Tennessee I can't do.
(03:33):
I haven't got a handle on Tennessee yet. Well, Virginia
South Virginia. They told that wolf button. Everybody told that
wolf butt and kind of got to elm my fud
there right there, yeah, or they talk candle like that Rufferts.
Everything just Kenny sounds.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Like the.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Kentucky. One of my best friends in life is from
Preston Burk and Dupty. His name is Dwayne Campbell and
Dwyane I uhould do these tire commercials on the radio here,
and he called me up to say, how's your tar
commercial going? And go, Dwayne, it's tire, He'd say, not
over here, it's tar. I said, well, what's a t
O W E R? He should a tire? I said, well, Dwayne,
(04:23):
how come tower can't be tar and tire be tired?
He said, because tar is something you put on the
top of a tire.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You put it right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The funniest ever man go to the hot Oh miss
you man? All right, here we go. Let's play Beat
the Blonde. You reditate it. I'm ready one ain't hundred
big shows you told free Line, give us a contestant.
We'll play next. Good morning, that's a big show on
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the radio. Rolled into your Monday, April twenty ninth. But
today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box brought
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now we ready let's see weekend vitepla. Let's meet our
contestant out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Kevin, Good morning, Kevin, good morning.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
How are you all doing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We're all good man, welcome in here. So yeah, we'll
ask Tata some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree
at two bells for two buzzers, you get big old
long talkers prize pack. All right, sounds good, well, Marcy.
If your job requires you to spend your day working
(06:23):
with joints, trusses and studs, then you are.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Probably what never gonna quit. That's a fun work.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I got the joints of the studs.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Bigger to learn.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's why you're such a great intern. Yeah, really a
carpenter A carpenter, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I would agree?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And that wasn't there?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You go?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Of course? Yeah, Governor builder, okay, and now Marcy. When
Venus Raimie won the Miss America title in nineteen forty four,
she set the record for her bust measurement. It was
thirty seven and a half inches. She also had something
(07:24):
else that no other Miss America winner ever had?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
What uh a lazy eye a mustache? But no one noticed.
No one noticed that she had. She had glasses, had.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Glasses, Alrock Keaven glasses? What she had? Do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Do?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Red hair? She had hair? And by the way, she
was the first Miss America to be photographed in color.
That might have had something to do with it.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
He show upright, that beautiful heart.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I think the lazy iron mustache would.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Have been.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Why Kevin, you're gonna win it or lose it with
this question? So Tate, Tate, can you tell the difference
between a man's snore and a woman's snore?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
And it's got me in a lot of trouble. No,
you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You cannot tell, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You would think a little bit harder. But I kind
of agree with her.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You kind of agree with her?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Have a commitment here.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, I commit to that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, so you cannot tell the difference between a man
or woman? Snore? Yes you can't. Okay, how about that?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
God here, well we got a consolation prize. We're giving
away more of those, and we aren't a prize.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Bags here a lazy I must have?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah right, note, Well, looking at Kevin, you ain't gonna
buy thanks, will play?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I appreciate you?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
All right? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
By how many hours? Tom of your news I don't have?
Inside the Celebrator with the Nelson's ninety first birthday. Good morning,
(10:30):
it's a big show on the radio. Happy birthday, Willie
Willing Nelson, ninety one years old. This exclusive big show
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When you go to the Big Show dot com. You
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gonna go on the bit box all right, Happy birthday
once again?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Mainly?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Do you will it? I woke up still not dead
(11:19):
again today.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Some old Facebook rumors said I had passed away, but
I just turned eighty seven, and I'm mighty proud to
say I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I woke up still not dead.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
Again today, which is crazy when you're living this away.
Last night I watched Netlix smoked Big Old.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Jane, and I woke up still not dead again. Today
I bought a new computer.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
I've been learning how to zooms, how they to my
rady friends, and never leave the room. This old dog
is learning new tricks every day. And I woke up
still not dead again today. I woke up still not
(12:34):
dead again.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Today.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
The TV says the world's in this arrangee. I'm still
in the game because I'm still around to play. And
I woke up still not dead again today. I got
underlying conditions from my head down to my toes. Right now,
I can't do concerts calls. The concert calls are clothes,
(13:00):
but I still got some music left.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
To play.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Because I woke up still not dead again today. Me
and old Keith Richards.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
We ain't never gone the way.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I woke up still not dead again to day break
me off a piece of that kid cut mab Good morning,
(13:52):
it's a big show on the radio. Just in time.
Spend a few minutes with Marvin Webster shows up. How
are y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Man, I was filling up my car at the gas
station the other day. I was in a kind of
a rough part of town, because you know, that's why
I lived, and I went into pay. They had a
stocking newspaper sitting on the counter. Now, at first I
thought it was one of them apartment to finder deals,
but instead of apartments, it had pictures of all these
rough looking dudes on the front of it.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I said, that looks like.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
A bunch of mug shots. You know what, That's exactly
what it was. It's a newspaper called The Slammer. They
print all the mug shots from the past week. I
like this idea is across between the America's Most Wanted
and the car Trader. You know how the car trader
would have like a cover shot of a ninety eight
(14:40):
Corvette for sale. The Slammer got a picture of a
guy who stole a ninety eight Corvette. And the car
trader they always had their little blurbs on the front,
say like Ford, Chevy Pontiac trucks. The Slammer is the
same deal, except it says sex offenders, most wanted, dead,
deep parents more. You know, you throw them through this thing.
(15:03):
They got them broke down by county. Actually, some of
them look like they broke down by drugs to me anyway.
They also got special pages, like the collection called fight Club.
It's a bunch of people that got locked up for assault.
You know, a lot of black eyes and band aids
on that page. Then they got mature menaces. It's mugshots
of old people that got a lift. Here's one kitty
(15:26):
corner that's all juvenile offenders for the week. And my
favorite is the slammer salon page. It's a collection of
suspects with jacked up looking hairstyles. My uncle Cedric saw
that part said Marvin, go get your cousin to these
at the newspapers. Now you may wonder who advertises in
a paper like this, Well, you know it's gonna be
(15:48):
a whole bunch of dui lawyers and tripa a bailbond
type places. They had a big full page ad on
the back for us bonding. Their slogan is they nail you,
he bail you. And there's a couple of furniture store
ads in here. I reconnize if the dude on page
twelve stole all the stuff out your house. Oh and
(16:08):
check this one out that's my favorite. Soababs custom cloth
here for men, women and plus sizes. Got a picture
of wardrobe consultant Theophilus Allston, he all slicked back and
turned out with his Steve Harvey meets Lando cal Rissie
and looking self. All they need is a line at
(16:28):
the bottom of this ad, it says, got locked up
for cracking heads. Don't go to court without our thread.
So you know, overall the ads about what you might
expect in the Purple like this. It might not be
a good idea to be pushing a pawn shop right
next to a picture of a guy that's up on
twelve council breaking and entering.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
But you know, business is busy.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
So if you live in Charlotte and you want to
keep tabs on you no count friends, look for it.
Find it at a raggedy ass shale station near U.
One dollar a copy for my money is the best
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I'm that mony y'all. Big Show is on your radio.
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Ooh whah ooh uh oh see what I mean? The
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big show was on the radio and only talk. He
was about thirty minutes figure out what I was talking about,
talking about the Willy song still not dead yet, A
big show exclusive on Willy's ninety first birthday, of course,
so uh there was I said for post I was
trying to say posterity, and Taylor finally looked it up
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and said, just like, what does it means?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Future generations?
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and that will also go to prosperity, to prosper okay,
prosper If you don't like that one, We're gonna get
(19:03):
to Ike Turner singing it'sy bitsy teeny weenie can a
barbecue vain He's it's a buck. Good morning, I got
a big show on the radio coming up. We play
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Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. The first
gonna end our accent show with a song that we
should have played at the beginning, now that we look
back on.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
As our story opens, William Fitzpatrick is leaving Sunday mass
In and this is very important Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Friday morning. Here at the big show. Everyone's in place.
Things are going relatively smoothly.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Smiles on every face.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
I see the moment rapidly approaching almost playhouse time.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Scripts are given, give a quick perusal, look at all
my minds. That's Dublin Ireland.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Billy did it.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's another winner. Laughs are guaranteed.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
That is when I happen to see it, and I
almost peede. Marcy has to do a Swedish accent and
she don't know how. My heart is beating, sweating like
a crackhead. We can't turn back now. Stop stop, stop
doing accents, or I'll have to leave. Stop stop stop
(20:40):
doing accents. Too hard to believe.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Nail did morning, Dear mister Fitzpantry, first life perfect.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
She really nailed it. Maybe I was wrong.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
The next line sounds a little like Italian sprinkled with
Hong Kong. Now she sounds like she's carrot or could
that be Dutch? Then she's British. Suddenly she's Yeannish. I
can't make out much. Stop stop stop doing accents. I
can't take the stress. Stop stop stop doing accents.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
This is a jumpman.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
I don't think I like whenness is going.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Don't think.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Job Francis.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Stop stop stop doing accents and this train wreck. Now
stop stop, stop doing accents or I'll have a cow.
Now it's German than a ten Norwegian with an Irish lilt.
Then it's Russia and a tiny bit Korean. Look at
pearls head tilt. Soon it's rent or Polynesian. Maybe more
(21:56):
than I can bear. I only hope we can get
to the punchline and she doesn't swear. Stop stop stop
doing accents.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
The men is over.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
No, stop stop stop doing accents. Don't there take up?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I would like to drive the foreign exchange stud that's Dublin.
Stop want to learn. Let's play our first rounds. A
(22:39):
wordy word for the week right now one eight hundred
bigs shaw you don't free lie get a couple contestants
play next, Good Morning, That's a big show on the
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(23:37):
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Speaker 2 (23:43):
All right, now, we'll let's play everybody's head about the
bed that the burning.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Do the burdy way. Let's meet our contestants. We got
Johnny from Kodak, Tennessee. Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, Good morning,
all right, home of Biggie. Yeah, that's Fat Bugi's hometown,
kodag Man. And we got bow down in Orangeburg, South Carolina. Oh,
Hank Williams Old Racing, hang boy Turkey on down there.
(24:11):
It's all coming together. Hey bo, how you doing, Buddy?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
John?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
How are y'all do we're doing?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Good Man having a conversation with myself?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, I know that y'all used to come down here.
Earnhart used to come down in Turkey hunt down Aaron
rt right about about twelve miles from where y'all used.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
To hut about that man. That is awesome. We had
some good members down there, Earn Hart. Now on the
way down, there's how nickel store. You don't know my board,
Darren Hare's nickel store. That's started right there. Earn Hart
and all the boys would stop there right, gas up
and get ready some amo. It's just starting now. Look
what it is. That's awesome. Hey, good, all right, Well
(24:53):
we're good. Well, let's team up and play. Here's on. Bow.
I'm gonna put you on Tater's team. Johnny, you're gonna
be on Johnny's team. All right, okay, bow you relax,
all right, Johnny, me and you for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, start the clock now. Popular singer Taylor Swift. Yeah, alrighty.
The ten the golden blank doing to others is the
golden yes, thank you? All right. Chimpanzee is a type
of monkey. Uh huh, all right, Oh, I like my
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women a little on the blank side, thank you, blank
yellow soft drink. Kyle Petty used to drive for him. Mellow, yeah,
uh huh, all right, a hospital.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Is a big.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Y in that building. Those Johnny did a good job,
Bunny put a five on the board. So all right,
throwing building out in bow. You and Taylor for your
round one? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We got this?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, would work? Okay, okay, you got this. You got
this ready?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
And all right? It's a short blank shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
He's going on your arms.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yes, this is a very fast plane. It's a what
kind of plane? Yes, a game that you would play
with letters and they would get all mixed up and
then you would put them on the broble. You put
this in your swimming pool, not salt. But this is
the person that lives next to you.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
He's my neighbor.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
You're the opposite of being really active. You just you're
lay around.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yes, oh man lazy put a six on the board
to take the lead by one.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
So Jared I did. I did pretty good.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Hunhut it quit cleaning it all right. Let me and
Johnny go for a round two. Johnny, are you ready, buddy,
I'm ready. This is a tough one. Starting off with okay,
starting the clock now, a sponge does this to water
(27:14):
it wats it sucks it no another word? Uh no,
like it makes it go into it. It blanks and
it pulls it into it. It what ye sucks But
it's another word. Slowly, Uh you put it down and
it We're on the right track. But you got to
(27:36):
know that word. And I don't think it's going to happen.
And no, wow, I'll give it away now. Yeah, it
was absorb absorbed was what it was. And Bow down
in Oradsburg gets away and all that stupid word. What
were you saying to Marcia Jackie?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
She was like, get his name right. His name is
Bow And I'm like, I know, I got all confused
because he spoke.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Now you pulled through it too. A good job, so
Johnny and Kodak you try again anytime. Buddy, all right,
appreciate it. Hey man, we appreciate you, my man, and
Bo you hang on. We'll get to your house in
Orangeburgy prize pack.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Awesome, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Thanks thanks for helping to win.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You're welcome. Good morning, got the big show on the radio,
Big Request time. Sally knocks out of Asheville, North Carolina.
Sally says, love you boys and love laughing with Greg Warren.
He is a good Sally. Let's get old Greg, Greg
fluted Greg coming up next. Good morning, it's a big
(29:11):
show on the radio, Big Request time this morning. I
mean this week, I mean every show Monday through Friday.
I don't believe I'm telling you too. Hit us up
at the Big Show dot com. John morvill a Facebook page.
Sally Knox Ashville, North Carolina, got yours this morning? Why Buds?
(29:34):
Greg Warren in the studio celebrating the release of his
new CD on iTunes, One Star Wonder and that was
named I Love You talking about the one Stars at
the four Stars Hotel, and I can pointed out, you
know there's one Star Wonders the name. That's not how
many stars I've got. Yeah, it's at least one and
a half, but it's got four and a half on
(29:54):
iTunes right now, so you're ahead.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
Of Okay, good I went to a one star wedding.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Have been to one of those? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Randy use some Field wedding, Yeah, yeah, VFW Hall Today
they have a dollar dance in North Carolina. The dollar
dance you pay a dollar to dance with the bride.
But basically the groom gets married and immediately turns his
new bride into a carnival line. He's at at the wedding,
(30:26):
He's like, honey, I will love you for the rest
rest of my life. At the reception, you want to
take a shot at her, It's going to cost you
a dollar. I'm at this wedding and a fight broke out,
like you know, and these two guys were getting ready
to go. They're squaring up, you know. I noticed that
one of the girls guy's girlfriends got up and left.
I was like, oh no, she must have had enough,
(30:47):
until she came back in dragging a log.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She had a log. She pointed to it and said
to her boyfriend, Billy, do him like.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
You've done Donnie.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Do him like you done Donnie exactly.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Apparently there's a guy named Donnie in a previous altercation
that got logged. When I say logged, I don't mean
he had his name entered into a database. He's in
a hospital bed somewhere picking bark out of his teeth.
I mean there is a woman who supports her man,
knows his weapon of choice, has it on hand. I
mean she went out and came right back in with
(31:22):
the log, which leads me to believe they brought a log.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Honey, as soon as you put your makeup on, get along.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
I thought, there's going to many trouble at this one.
I gotta fight. One time in Columbus, Ohio, three guys
jumped me. My girlfriend at the time just ran around
and cried.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Right she didn't have a log.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I was like, why don't you bring a log in
and yell?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Do him like you've done Donnie.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I don't know anybody named Donnie.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Well, they don't know that you trust me? You see it,
crazy Fitch coming in with a piece of a tree.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
The fight's over.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
That's basic one.
Speaker 7 (31:53):
Star tactics right there. I want to break into the
All Star system sometime. You know that thing where they
call up just sudden they call up, Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
We're broken down on the freeway.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Is this on Star?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, buddy, you got one Star. We're shooting fireworks off
the back of an ATV right now. We can't help you.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I think I mentioned you guys, know, I told you
guys I wrestled and all that. Yeah, here's a problem.
I mean, of course, after Hanson was making fun of
my ear earlier, that's pretty obvious. But here's a problem
when you wrestle. Like when you tell people you wrestle,
they think they have to break everything down into wrestling
terms so you can understand them. I was in Upstate,
(32:41):
New York, and I'm in this cab and I just
asked a nice question. I was like, how's the economy?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Here?
Speaker 7 (32:46):
He goes, Let me see, how could I explain this
to you? You wrestled, right, yeah, I wrestled. Okay, So
when you wrestle, you have like tournaments, right, yeah, we
had terms. Okay, imagine you go to the tournament and
you want to wrestle, but you can because there's no tournament.
They moved your tournament to Mexico, and there's some Mexican
guys wrestling in your tournament.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 7 (33:08):
They shut the factors down? They sent the jobs in Mexico. See,
I knew you would explain it because I put it
into wrestling terms. I knew, what do you What do
you guys do for fun?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Here?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Do you guys like they have like amusement parker roller coasters?
Let me see, how could I explain this to you?
You wrestled, right, yeah, we established that, so when you wrestled,
you had to make weight, right, yeah, we had to
make weight. So if you didn't make weight, you couldn't wrestled,
right yeah. We ain't got no roller coasters. The roller
(33:38):
coasters didn't make weight. Then he asked me to say
He's like, he's like, where are you from? I go
you're a cab driver, right yeah, Okay, don't talk to
me for the rest of this trip.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. We
always celebrate our featured track from today's show. There's this
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(34:40):
it was vain, Yeah, all right, based on a true story.
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Speaker 11 (34:48):
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her butt out of the bathroom.
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