April 30, 2024 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Willie Nelson turned 91 last week and has a song about it.. - Marci puts out another edition of What to Watch.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins check in for his annual update on Prom Season.. - Bob Ibach has some collectable footballs commemorating the NFL Draft.. -Mark Packer updates the Sports scene.. - and we’ll close things out today with Gary Busey singing, “People of Walmart”..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on a radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Buzz Nutley with a bulletin Big Show Knows reporter,
live on the scene of a major disaster. I've never
seen such carnage. And may I remind you that I
was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Of other morning shows lit in the battlefield.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Now, can
I turn in my expense receiptsy can do.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
To do up in out onm It is Tuesday, April thirtieth,
twenty twenty four, keeping over the year or two?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Here first thing in the morning, everybody, everybody? What we
got here? Y'all? First?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (01:26):
That month went quick?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So thirty days half September April.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, this is the last day April where all right,
got youa Let's see what's national days? Here's National Hairstylist
Appreciation Day. My hairstylist Becky McCauley if y'all see Becky today,
tell her, Hey, she was at the farm over the weekend.
Didn't touch my head, but she was around. Why'd you
(01:53):
let us know with hairstylist by marriage?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
There my buddy bike, ma oh, do come say hey,
there's something we haven't coming. My hairstylist was my marriage.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, but just not my not my marriage, somebody else's,
which is pretty sweet. Let's see a National Oatmeal Cookie Day.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Now. I just had some oatmeal, had some raisins in there.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You got it, man, I haven't liked them oatmeal raising
go you don't get those.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
You, but don't put that fruit.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I know somebody rasy goes with it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And man, look it's National raisin Day too. Why you
can't make this up?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
See?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I was right, Yeah, they go together. Oh and Valley
National Military Brat's Day. Well are you guys? National Bugs
Bunny Day made his debut a short film in nineteen
thirty eight on this day. What's up a doctor? With
that National Honesty Day? So I will tell you I
(02:57):
thought bugs made a pretty girl bunny.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Okay, a safe safe yes, thank.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You very much. All right, three days in this are
saved up.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's where we'll get our categories, get the first prize
pack out and get the winning beginning. There's and playing
big shows on a radio the.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
First prize pack we'll play for today, Big Old Law
Tigers prize pack. We'll give you a hat, a t shirt,
a tumbler. They got some cool motorcycle swag y'all, plus
a twenty five dollars gas card. You can win the
trip of a lifetime to the eighty fourth annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally and a custom Harley Davidson performance bagger. Let's
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go to the Big Show dot com. Click on the
Law Tigers banner more info. Listen right now. Three days
in history where we'll get our categories. April thirtieth, There
was nineteen sixty four. TV sets would be drastically different
after ruling by the FCC stating that all TV should
be equipped to receive both VHF that's channels two through
(04:04):
thirteen and the new UHF channels fourteen through eighty three.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I remember that that was wow all right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So as a result, TV dealers scrambled to unload their
VHF only models as fast as possible, and antenna manufacturers
were kept busy as you knew. Uh F receivers required
new antennas as well.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Right, did you guys have growing up? Did you have
one on the roof that Oh yeah, sure, they can't
hide money.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And then had that thing you said on the top
when it came out and you turn it, Yeah, turned
turn the without having to climb on the roof.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, we had tenfoil and a coat hanger.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh no, we went through the rabbit ears. Rabbit ears
were tenfoil. Yeah, right, we're old.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
We were appreciative.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh yeah, all three channels we got, right, I Rember
I was right there in Graham, North Carolina. So so
you don't many TV stations in Burlington Grave, the part
of the country I grew up, So we'd have to
get to point antenna toward Raleigh to get a station
of Jesse Helms was on that one. Yeah, all rightah,
and then on it towards Greensboro. They'll get the channel two.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah. Week Coller said, oh right, anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I know that made no difference to anybody but me
and my fellow grandma. Twenty ten, the first oil washes
ashore at Venice, Louisiana, on the Louisiana coast after deep
water Horizon drilling disaster. So on this date in twenty ten,
Finally one, a seventy seven year old Chicago man admitted
holding up three banks to pay for dates with his
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eighty year old girlfriend. He was sent us to three
years in federal prison. Man said he was afraid he'd
lose his girlfriend if he couldn't afford to keep up
with her lifestyle. In three robberies, he netted eight thousand,
seven hundred and two dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Wow, I bet he got a rotary antenna. But there
you go.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Just think about a date and don't matter the age
on that final category and come on one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line across America. Play out
birds next. Good morning, This is Big Show the Radio.
(06:38):
Run it to your early Tuesday morning. Today's feature track
for The Big Show bed Box, brought you by sharlotm
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May twenty six, Harry Bucy sings people at Walmart. Search
for keyword Walmart. It's the Big Box at the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Doctor right now, Upburst, Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
John Boy Billy, he gave.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
You prizes from the big prize being Let's go He
contested number one.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
This should really be a lot of fun.
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When you're playing upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
John from Duncan shout Plata we shots Hey, John, you
we up now?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Hello, come on in here book, come on talk to
me and talk to me.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
How are you all right? Good? Doing good?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Now we'll communicate and telephonically on the radio. John, we
get you to the show categories and get the prize pack.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Are you ready.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I'll ever be what I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In five seconds? Give us three things on a TV.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Ready go.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
The news, sitcoms and commercials.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
All right, I'm taking more dials and volumes and something
that works man, all right now, John, Three places in Louisiana,
Ready go.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
New Orleans, lhu and Baton Rouge.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Had a boy gotta knock John for the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Three places you go on a date, ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
On the restaurant and movies and Priscilla's.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
In Prinzilla is at our house.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Now that's one of the kinky stores.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I go, John hitting the Kinky store. Well, but it
worked out.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You got twenty five dollars gas card to get you
there and act more swag from Lone Tigers.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Congratulations buddy.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
All right, I want to give a shout out John Boy.
Hold my family.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I love him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh no, all right, John's family down down in South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
He loves you. I'm sure you love him back.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Why the way that I weren't top of your news, Hughes,
we already covered with announcement.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
This reached ninety one. We celebrate on the other side.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Good morning, it's big shawl the radio. Mean you heard
Will and Nelson just turned ninety one years old. We'll
celebrate with this big show exclusive tune.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
I woke up still not dead again today. Some old
Facebook rumors said I passed away, but I just turned
eighty seven, and I'm mighty proud to say I woke
up still not dead again today. I woke up still
not dead again today, which is pretty is here when
(11:00):
you're living this surway. Last night I watched Netflix, smoked
a big old Jane, and I woke up still not
dead again.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
Today.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I bought a new computer.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
I've been learning how to zoom say how they to
my rady friends, and never leave the room. This old
dog is learning new tricks every day.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
And I woke up still not dead again. Today.
Speaker 12 (11:50):
I woke up.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Still not dead again.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Today.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
The TV says the world's in the surrey. I'm still
in the game because I'm still around to play.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
And I woke up.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Still not dead again today. I got underlying condition from
my head down to my toes. Right now I can't
do concerts calls.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
The concert calls.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Are closed, but I still got some music left.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
To play.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Because I woke up still not dead again today. Me
and old Keith Richards, we.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Ain't never gone the way.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
And I woke up still not dead.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Again today, Break me off, piece of that kid, cutball.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Good Tuesday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Good morning, John Boy, Billy and everyone out there at
big show listening land.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
All right, So what's the latest happenings in dismal sleep
in South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy, as you know by
the pollen on your truck, the marathon sneezing fits, and
the dismal Seepage Technical College failing to get into the
NCAA tournament spring is upon us. But to help take
everyone's mind off of that, every year at this time
we throw our annual dismal Seepage spring Flings.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Spring Fling. That sounds festive, Oh it is.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
This is dismal Seepage is exclusive adults only celebration.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Well adults.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yes, it's a literal spring fling, a swinger's weekend where
anything goes. Baby, it's like that movie The Purge, but
no one gets killed. They just get lucky.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, hold on, when you tell folks spring fling, they're
gonna think about a flower show and a big barbecue
or something.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Well, there was a weenie roast last year, but that
was unintentional. Word to the wise, never go near an
open flame when you're naked.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Things went from kinki to combustible very quickly. Gave new
meaning to the word hot dog.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Any of these flaming body part.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Of jokes doing anything for you?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Thank goodness. The guy in the bulldog costume was a
volunteer firefighter.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
A bulldog costume.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Like I said, anything goes ironically, we had to ask
him to leave. He wouldn't stop dragging his butt on
the carpet.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I have some sort of standards.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
My yeah, sub people. Sheesh. So if any one of
your listeners is interested in quote unquote sampling the local wares,
just call a hotel and make a room reservation.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Watch the hotel the halfway in figures. So how does
all this happen? I mean, what are the rules?
Speaker 6 (15:24):
All right? Well, guys up to age thirty, they've all
put their underwear in a big box. Ladies step up
and pull out a pair of drawers, and whoever the
odor is, that's their partner.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So if you decide to go commando, you're out of luck.
They go, uh, well, what about folks over thirty?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Well it's different for all ages. Say thirty to fifty
you draw from a box of sunglasses, and fifty to
sixty five is a medication bottle.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Over sixty five dentures grosser.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Tell me, well, the good news is they always fall
asleep before they can really do anything. Most of them
are hard of hearing, so they just sleep through all
the noise from the adjoining room.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That makes sense.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
And when the sun comes up in the morning, John boy,
everyone convenes in the dining room for the big morning
after breakfast buffet courtesy of the restaurant. Shay what It's
a heaping bounty of grit's gravy and uncomfortable silences, followed
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immediately by free health care services from Penicillin Patty's.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Portable Practice free healthcare services.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, there's usually quite a few who feel the burn.
If you follow me, I got it well, listen. I'd
love to stay and talk, he tried to say convincingly,
but I've got to run. There's a lot to do
before the big Dismal sep In Spring Fling.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Festival, lots of paperwork.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
No, I've got to go for my all over spray
tand I'm gonna get jiggy with it. So if you're
feeling avarice and aren't too glamorous, come on down to
Dismal sleeep at South Carolina at the Big spring Flake Festival.
And in case you'll find a new mister or missus Wright,
complimentary divorce attorneys will be on site. We see you there.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers barts.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
Did this is Spanjordi arts in all the Adra hammer.
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Langers your Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
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smoothie and listening to the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
With John Boy and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
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Good morning, this Big Show on the radio, John Boys
Wonderful Things give Away number one hundred and two. Got
it up at the Big Show dot Com. A brand
you hat from King Ropes and Sheridan Wyoming. Got a
hard back copy of that book The Whole Truth about
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Spring Turkey Hunting according to Cuz that's about Ronnic Cuz.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Trickland had a few of those books I put back. Yeah,
I got one last week.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Got brand you copy up again this week and radio
I gotta tell you put a brand new hat from
King Ropes and sharing the Waoming of Escovest.
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It's not really brand new. Did you look at it close? Now?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
See, I'm in some of these hats that I have
that just don't fit my head. Well, I don't have
enough where I'm gonna give some away. So this is
one of them. Just didn't fit my little old p head.
Right Well here, let me just take care of that,
right I got that you can mark out brand new
and it is a hat on the King Rope and
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Sharon and why Homan when had a great trip there?
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Man? All right, So there it is.
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You can register to win them at the Big Show
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We played John Boyd Jeopardy Always Go do we get
a winner and you can win a Redmax prize. Pig
Eh Redmas makes the best trimmers and blowers and commercials.
Zero Turn Moors got a two year unlimited hour warning.
Kawasaki engines heavy duty fabricated deck mole like a pro
with Redmax. She go to Big Show dot Com. I'm
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clicking a Red Max Man of more info, hang on,
win it in minutes. We're right now from the desk
of Taytor Taman News What to watch. Here's Marcy Taytor Moreen.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Let's wash.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Let's look at the box office from this past weekend
coming to number one. Debuting, there was Challengers, the sexy
tennis drama sorrying Zendia as wild.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I hadn't even seen anything again. Tennis drama.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
The tennis drama. Yeah, it's about a tennis player. She
was pro and then she blew out her knee and
then she was like the coach one was her boyfriend,
another was a good friend, and then this a three
triangle kint a problem.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The last tennis thing I watched was about Serena and
Venus Williams daddy would raise them up.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
King Richard or something like that.
Speaker 13 (20:47):
I think it was.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, that's very good. That was kind of a little drama.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Well that this that was kind of based on a
real true story. I don't think that this was okay,
I got you Wow, all right, So Challengers, you had
had him right there. I second coming in second was
Unsang Here drama Unsung Hero. Yeah, that's the drama about
the formation of the Christian rock duo for King and Country.
(21:14):
You talked about that, Godzilla Kong the New Empire came
in third place, dropping from first to fourth Civil War.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Well that's not a good sign, is it.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Well, I just those other movies kind of it stuck.
It stuck up there for like two weeks, I think
two weekends or something.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I don't expect.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
I just appreciate you looking at me while talking. And
coming in fifth place was Abigail. That's that movie that
horror hard Now she's a real chick, but the horror movie. Yeah,
or she's like a vampire or something crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, see he's not really looking at you there behind whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Whatever, It works for me and me through.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Tell me Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
That's catching up on the NFL draft on the week.
Put those highlights on.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Don't worry Packer later on today we'll straighten it out.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I'm sorry, goah, can we can keep my friend Packer?
Have his in theaters this Friday? Star Wars Episode one,
The Phantom Menace?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Now has that already been out? No?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
No, this one hasn't, has it it?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It asked?
Speaker 9 (22:26):
It asked?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
You said, Beck, Yeah, with Ewan McGregor Liam Neeson. Really,
Frank Oz releases the same thing over again, Natalie Portman,
why do you want to go see that again?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Hello? Fourth of May, May the fourth be with you?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
May the fourth. Ah, that's the Saturday is May the fourth?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Look at this marketing genius.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, if we had the budget to hire us in entertainment,
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Liam Neeson being in that. I don't think you had
a set of skills in the Galaxy.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
We had a lightsaber. I knew that hill in the
Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Was new.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I did because it was in the it was in
the outfit. Friday all right, Well, the fall Guy. That's
a new one that has Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling.
He's at a stunt man and like everyone in the
stunt community, he gets blown up, shot crashed through the women's.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Was like a TV show back in the day, right,
it was a different thing. He was a stunt man,
this is but he was a one.
Speaker 13 (23:35):
All right.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
For those of you who want to stream new and
old stuff, Unfrosted is on Netflix. This has comedian Jerry
Seinfeld in it. And if you've ever wondered how the
pop tart was invented, Jerry Seinfeld explores his origin story
in Unfrosted, which he wrote, directed and stars in.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Yes, Jerry about pop tarts.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
That's right, Uh, he made enough money. I mean, what's
the deal with pop darts? They're not frosted. I'm gonna
make a movie.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Other comedians on Netflix will be John mulaney presents Everybody's
in La and Cat Williams Woke Folk.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Cat with woke folk on which side he gonna be?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
That is rend good?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Contain a very good. Oh well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question we found
out This organization's first meetings were secretly held above a
New York pizza rehea. So the restaurant owner was baffled
by the weekly lines with no pizza sales. When free
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slices still did not attract him, he was finally let
in on the secret.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
The meeting was weight watchers meeting.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Weight watchers meeting well, had heard a good free slice
of piece of fat, tim me.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
They turned that. That's good.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We'll power right there.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Where's a cruel meeting place there?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Your pressure?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Well, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to the American Academy
of Pediatrics, this is the safest piece of playground equipment
for children under the age of ten.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
What is the stationary swing?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Swing that doesn't know?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
It's very safe? Sir?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
free line across America? We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
(25:56):
Good morning, it's a big sew on the radio. Roll
into your Tuesday, April thirtieth, last day April.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
The April Shah was might come your way. They'll bring
you fly wise. I'm blowing the may. Thank you, bugs, Bunny,
You're welcome. No, it's national Bugs bunny day.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Ah, all right, let's see what week got boy?
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The feature track from The Big Show, Big Box is
Gary Busey singing people at Walmart. You can own that
Big Show exclusive to search for keyword Walmart. Might not
hurt at the Big Show Dot coming right now, let's
play Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
And now a man who says kids today are really spoiled.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
When he grew up, their playground had a tire swing,
a rusty metal slide.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And a file of bricks, and he and Pecker turned
out just fine. He's Jalloy. We go again.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Say hey, the Dave out the tazwell Virginia, Good morning, Dave.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Dam's not here? No, damn, I hear Dave. Is that
you Buddy? No, no, No, that's Mike. Okay, yeah, Tayler.
We did have mixed up every baby. Uh so, all right,
I'm looking for Dave. Dave, Is that you here?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
John Boys are good good? All right?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, you were first up. Buddy could get the first
crack at John Boy Jeopardy. So let's see here we
are right here. According to the American Academy of Pediatrics,
this is the safest piece of playground equipment for children
under the age of ten, Dave, picture that playground?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
What you got?
Speaker 11 (27:42):
All right, I'm gonna quick the first thing I thought
of a time too, and I didn't take time to
look it up, so I don't know it's right or not.
The swing set?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Okay? Did day zy? He's admitting it time the good
I love this guy, So let's see is it the
swing set?
Speaker 13 (28:03):
Looking up?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Another case for googling?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
What?
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a great rest
of your day. You try again anytime, my boy.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Thanks man to give a quick chat out anyway, my
boys Johns and Cody and wife Samantha. All right, Josh,
I'm gonna go turkey hunt and have a good day.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Oh man, awesome, Dave, awesome?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Have you is y'alls like season about the same as
ours down here in North Carolina?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Like we got just a few more days?
Speaker 11 (28:31):
Yeah, we've got it goes up to the middle of May.
Come on, dinnre and do something on me so I know.
I know you're an expert and done the big Grand Slam.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know it's not a professional like boy, I don't
want to talk about it. Oh boy, yeah, I've heard
you mentioned that at time slips sometimes. All right, we
got your number, Dave. I'm all gonna get back with you, buddy.
Appreciate you.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
You know, if you keep picking it, it'll never heal.
That's davedes well, good man to have you listen.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Let's see all right now, this is Mike glad you
are you hanging on there?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Mikey there?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, man, I am here.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Alright, what's given?
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Dave?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
The first shot didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
So once you got Mike the safest piece of playground
equipment kids under.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Ten, well consider it. I have seven boys and two girls,
and they have played in multiple playgrounds. I am going
to say the sea Shaw.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Did you say seven boys and two girls?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Oh yeah, my name will live in infamy.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well, let's say, if you know what you're talking about,
show us sea saw. What if you if you had
mean kids and they jump off of it when you're
up high?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
If you will bang yourself?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh I've had a few crazy things going on with
my boy.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Absolutely will you and none kids gonna get that Redmax
prospect there?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
My kids? I mean, I love my cigars, but I
take them out there right now on the.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Right.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I did a shout out, guys, well, of course, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
There's something very dear to my heart. You know, we've
been all over We've been in Charlotte, wso see I
run we would do a nonprofit called Race against Drugs.
I lost my son do an overdose of fentanyl, and
we do what We're doing a big event here in
the great city of Lexington, North Carolina with the barbecue
August tenth. It's called a Day of Recovery to educate
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and show families, to support the families around North Carolina
that have lost their families to this awful poison fentanyl.
And you know, we invite you to come down and learn.
And the thing. We're gonna have two big gospel groups
down here singing and multiple things going down here August
tenth at nine o'clock in the morning. Guys, I appreciate
you let me do this as well, because it's dear
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to our heart. And we're going to be a big
press conference in Raleigh Wednesday. We are going to bring
it up to the legislatives to support helping these kids
in the school systems as well throughout the state of
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Man, Mike, that is awesome work, buddy, And I don't
know what you're going through losing a kid like that,
but yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Man, But I have a number if they'd like to
contact me as well. They can call me directly if
they want to come down and participate, be a vendor, whatever,
but come down and learn, learn and educate what's killing
our people out here in this state, this great state
we live in.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
If I can give that neibor out, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
It's uh Eric code three three six three one three
one three. Guys you three.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
One three, what's the final? Four three one three?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
What one nine three one three? As well, John boy,
I race the Concord Speedway on six oh one. I've
probably seen you once the choice down there. God knows,
I hit the wall coming out of that dog.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Like multiple been on that wall.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Know what you're talking about? Well, Mike, I'll tell you
what we're gonna do, Buddy, Marsha, gonna get your contact
information with this event coming up in August. We'll remind
my listeners as we get closer and closer.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
All right, Wait, twenty five years I've been trying to
get through the dah. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
If you will welcome North Carolina, where NASCAR fans know.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
What you in the heart of man, Buddy a block
away from hercr.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's it, buddy man, that's nuts. Old Richard Child just
love that man too.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Man, you got it.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Mike, you hang on Mars, gonna get your stuff. Bottom
of the hour, top of your nees. Right on the
other side. Go ahead and find a fun summer camp
with the kids in summer can help you out. Good morning,
(33:27):
it's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning.
You're looking for a good summer cam to send the
kids to.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Well, I doubt this is it, but what the heck?
Give it a job.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Hey, mom and dad, Summer's almost here and soon the
kids will be out of school and in your hair.
Don't forget summertime is your time too. The last thing
you need is to have it ruined by a pack
of screaming rug rats. Thank goodness, it's legal to fund
them off on someone else.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
But who I'll take him?
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Who were you?
Speaker 13 (34:00):
I'm Colonelcarl from Fort Jilders Crazy Go Nuts fun camp
for youngins. It's a perfect place for adults to neglect
their parental responsibilities and whatnot in a safe, fun, educational way.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Sounds great. Tell me more Fort Jilders, Crazy.
Speaker 13 (34:17):
Go Nuts, fun camp for young and incitiated on a
hundred acres or real party woods seized by the federal government.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Is it safe?
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Turn rights? Our compound is surrounded by only the finest quality,
high voltage no kill fencing that keeps the kids in
and the creeps out. And those rumors are a toxic
waste site and genetic engineering facility on the grounds make
for some pretty scary stories around the campfire.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
So tell me, Colonel Carl, is the staff qualified.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
Our staff is the highest quality of state certified counselors
rehabilitated by the federal prison system. All of them have
handed on training under the most difficult condition including ride control,
hand to hand, shive disharming, and personal shower protection.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I'm satisfied, But what about the facilities.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
I'm glad you asked. Poor children's offers two spacious luxury
units we call sheds, one for boys, the other one
for girls and little sissy fellers. Every campers issued their
very own personalized stob and quilt, and they get the
thriller roughing it by digging their very own sleeping hole air,
old fashioned open air toilets and the scrubbing up spot
(35:31):
out of cotton mouth Pine Sure, good high Jane Off,
summer long and.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I bet you got some swell activities played.
Speaker 13 (35:38):
M youngins learned night, your skills and a plumb last
in a lifetime like poison Snake identifying and good Mushroom,
Bad Mushroom and Hoochi Dollar Store sponsors. All our arts
and crass over. Our classes are taught by Miss Melinda
had the big girl from check out there and woo
(35:59):
and they last of I'm a long hey look, or
until she eats all the paste.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I'm hip. That's good eating what else?
Speaker 13 (36:08):
Bacon to eating The Young and Joe be traded a
Fort Childer's world famous Taste of the Wilderness buffet our
headshift Changsaw Charlie specializes in.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Wild game.
Speaker 13 (36:21):
Wain Mother Night. You're taking its course in that busy
highway out frontire, There's always something different cooking at Fort
Hielders Safe Grounds, arts and crafts, good food and a
cozy hole in the ground. Hey, my kids aren't gonna
get lazy living a good life, are they.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Not a chance?
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Muster our campers get plenty of exercise and fresh air
and land clearing class. What's splitting one oh one and
biohazard waist or treble and dirty syringe of cleaning? I
don't keep them moving, just wait till they meet our mask.
God only the bob cattle keep them running through sun
up sundown.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm soul. When can I sign up for?
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Sooner the better? The summer station's almost full. We'll get
on down to four Children's Crazy Go Nuts Day camp
for Youngins. We ain't hard to find, are we, mister
heck No.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Two miles from the nuclear power plant on the left
right between the state's busiest four lane highway and the
railroad tracks next to missile Silo fifty four in Millsburg.
It's four Childers Crazy Go Nuts Camp for Youngins.
Speaker 13 (37:22):
For our model we is if you love your youngins,
turn them loose hair, if they come on back.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
To you, eat a miracle.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Norne is a big showing the radio. Hey you guys,
some juniors and seniors in high school. We gonna go
to prom turning up. Listen up, here's our call coming
in hot. Good morning, big show.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
It's there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full Gospel, Pennycochialissembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well beloved, these are
dangerous days in America. At this very moment, our country
(38:31):
is in the middle of an orgyistic frenzy of deficit
spending designed to reward the mistakes of the ungrateful, pump
up our own selfish pride, and mortgage our children future.
That's right, friends, it's high school prom season. This is
the time of the year when we send our precious
(38:52):
young daughters out all painted up like the horror a
baby lawn so they can spend three hours in the
dark listening to Ozzy Osmond.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
And Queen Levitra.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Tell them to drop it like it hard. Then we
can't believe it when they come home all drunk and pregnant. Well, friends,
we ought not to be surprised. After all, you can't
spell promis give us without r o M. Lots of
folks say, well, picture, that just proves we need to
educate young uns about sex. Yeah, boy, because the teenagers
(39:26):
don't know the first thing about sex nowadays. Why if
we ain't careful, they'll pick it up on the street
or from the music they listen to, or every TV
show they watch, or every movie they see, or in
stereo full color screaming video on the high speed Internet. Yeah,
we better start another government program so the kids have
(39:48):
got some way to get all this information. Did you
ever notice the folks that pushed the hardest for sex
education in the school never have time to discourage fornication.
Why they're too busy handing the younguin's free condominiums in
the official school colors. Okay, freacher, how would you handle it?
Speaker 6 (40:09):
Why?
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Thank you for askin friends, I'm pleased his fruit punch
to invite whosoever will to come to our annual Sword
of Joshua Junior Senior Spring Cotillion and Bible Conference, happening
Saturday night, April the twenty fifth. This year's theme Abstinence
makes the Heart Grow Funitor He'll be live entertainment featuring
(40:32):
the biblically accurate and plumb undanceable sound of the Peckerwood
Brothers Quartet with Sister Wilhelminer. The only thing You're young
and will be shaken is their finger in the face
of the backsliders. After a quick energy snack of Graham
crackers and pineapple juice, the kids will hear a soul
(40:52):
stirring gospel presentation from Doctor George Beverly D'Angelo of the
Tongues of Fire, Pennycoff Temple in horse Bucket, Alabama. He'll
deliver the zach message that young folks needs to hear nowadays.
Sex is the most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in
the whole wide world, and you should always save it
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for somebody that you really love. For more info, call
the Sword of Joshua spring Cotillion Hotline at one eight hundred. Yes, amen,
computer people, you can go to Sorda Joshua Juniors Senior
spring Coatillion in bibleconference dot org, Ford slash f aq
(41:38):
dot html. You know, if I you, I think I'd
just call us on the phone. Always an open door
and a double dose of the God's honest truth waiting
for you. If the Sword of Joshua independent full of
gospel pennycosts of assembly. Just off State Road twenty three
on the Frontage Road. This here's a reverend Billy recalling
(42:00):
drum on onions. It's time to turn so you don't
burn John Boy and Billy Huzza Yo, keep them straight
up fire.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 12 (42:16):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about their damn teith and having babies.
Speaker 14 (42:24):
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
Rock Limboll, Sean, Hannity, Neil Board.
Speaker 12 (42:40):
They're snow on the roof. They has a fire in
the party. It's getting hot in here. I take off
all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 11 (43:01):
Attempt to m Sam
Good morning, the big shows on a radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Buzz Nutley with a bulletin Big Show Knows reporter,
live on the scene of a major disaster. I've never
seen such carnage. And may I remind you that I
was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Of other morning shows lit in the battlefield.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Now, can
I turn in my expense receiptsy can do.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
To do up in out onm It is Tuesday, April thirtieth,
twenty twenty four, keeping over the year or two?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Here first thing in the morning, everybody, everybody? What we
got here? Y'all? First?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hello? Hello?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (01:26):
That month went quick?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So thirty days half September April.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, this is the last day April where all right,
got youa Let's see what's national days? Here's National Hairstylist
Appreciation Day. My hairstylist Becky McCauley if y'all see Becky today,
tell her, Hey, she was at the farm over the weekend.
Didn't touch my head, but she was around. Why'd you
(01:53):
let us know with hairstylist by marriage?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
There my buddy bike, ma oh, do come say hey,
there's something we haven't coming. My hairstylist was my marriage.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, but just not my not my marriage, somebody else's,
which is pretty sweet. Let's see a National Oatmeal Cookie Day.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Now. I just had some oatmeal, had some raisins in there.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You got it, man, I haven't liked them oatmeal raising
go you don't get those.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
You, but don't put that fruit.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I know somebody rasy goes with it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And man, look it's National raisin Day too. Why you
can't make this up?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
See?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I was right, Yeah, they go together. Oh and Valley
National Military Brat's Day. Well are you guys? National Bugs
Bunny Day made his debut a short film in nineteen
thirty eight on this day. What's up a doctor? With
that National Honesty Day? So I will tell you I
(02:57):
thought bugs made a pretty girl bunny.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Okay, a safe safe yes, thank.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You very much. All right, three days in this are
saved up.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's where we'll get our categories, get the first prize
pack out and get the winning beginning. There's and playing
big shows on a radio the.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
First prize pack we'll play for today, Big Old Law
Tigers prize pack. We'll give you a hat, a t shirt,
a tumbler. They got some cool motorcycle swag y'all, plus
a twenty five dollars gas card. You can win the
trip of a lifetime to the eighty fourth annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally and a custom Harley Davidson performance bagger. Let's
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go to the Big Show dot com. Click on the
Law Tigers banner more info. Listen right now. Three days
in history where we'll get our categories. April thirtieth, There
was nineteen sixty four. TV sets would be drastically different
after ruling by the FCC stating that all TV should
be equipped to receive both VHF that's channels two through
(04:04):
thirteen and the new UHF channels fourteen through eighty three.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I remember that that was wow all right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So as a result, TV dealers scrambled to unload their
VHF only models as fast as possible, and antenna manufacturers
were kept busy as you knew. Uh F receivers required
new antennas as well.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Right, did you guys have growing up? Did you have
one on the roof that Oh yeah, sure, they can't
hide money.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And then had that thing you said on the top
when it came out and you turn it, Yeah, turned
turn the without having to climb on the roof.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, we had tenfoil and a coat hanger.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh no, we went through the rabbit ears. Rabbit ears
were tenfoil. Yeah, right, we're old.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
We were appreciative.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh yeah, all three channels we got, right, I Rember
I was right there in Graham, North Carolina. So so
you don't many TV stations in Burlington Grave, the part
of the country I grew up, So we'd have to
get to point antenna toward Raleigh to get a station
of Jesse Helms was on that one. Yeah, all rightah,
and then on it towards Greensboro. They'll get the channel two.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah. Week Coller said, oh right, anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I know that made no difference to anybody but me
and my fellow grandma. Twenty ten, the first oil washes
ashore at Venice, Louisiana, on the Louisiana coast after deep
water Horizon drilling disaster. So on this date in twenty ten,
Finally one, a seventy seven year old Chicago man admitted
holding up three banks to pay for dates with his
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eighty year old girlfriend. He was sent us to three
years in federal prison. Man said he was afraid he'd
lose his girlfriend if he couldn't afford to keep up
with her lifestyle. In three robberies, he netted eight thousand,
seven hundred and two dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Wow, I bet he got a rotary antenna. But there
you go.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Just think about a date and don't matter the age
on that final category and come on one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line across America. Play out
birds next. Good morning, This is Big Show the Radio.
(06:38):
Run it to your early Tuesday morning. Today's feature track
for The Big Show bed Box, brought you by sharlotm
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Speaker 8 (06:56):
Doctor right now, Upburst, Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
John Boy Billy, he gave.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
You prizes from the big prize being Let's go He
contested number one.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
When you're playing upburst.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
John from Duncan shout Plata we shots Hey, John, you
we up now?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Hello, come on in here book, come on talk to
me and talk to me.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
How are you all right? Good? Doing good?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Now we'll communicate and telephonically on the radio. John, we
get you to the show categories and get the prize pack.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Are you ready.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Ready?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I'll ever be what I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
In five seconds? Give us three things on a TV.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Ready go.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
The news, sitcoms and commercials.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
All right, I'm taking more dials and volumes and something
that works man, all right now, John, Three places in Louisiana,
Ready go.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
New Orleans, lhu and Baton Rouge.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Had a boy gotta knock John for the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Three places you go on a date, ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
On the restaurant and movies and Priscilla's.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
In Prinzilla is at our house.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Now that's one of the kinky stores.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I go, John hitting the Kinky store. Well, but it
worked out.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You got twenty five dollars gas card to get you
there and act more swag from Lone Tigers.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Congratulations buddy.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
All right, I want to give a shout out John Boy.
Hold my family.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I love him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh no, all right, John's family down down in South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
He loves you. I'm sure you love him back.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Why the way that I weren't top of your news, Hughes,
we already covered with announcement.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
This reached ninety one. We celebrate on the other side.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Good morning, it's big shawl the radio. Mean you heard
Will and Nelson just turned ninety one years old. We'll
celebrate with this big show exclusive tune.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
I woke up still not dead again today. Some old
Facebook rumors said I passed away, but I just turned
eighty seven, and I'm mighty proud to say I woke
up still not dead again today. I woke up still
not dead again today, which is pretty is here when
(11:00):
you're living this surway. Last night I watched Netflix, smoked
a big old Jane, and I woke up still not
dead again.
Speaker 10 (11:11):
Today.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I bought a new computer.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
I've been learning how to zoom say how they to
my rady friends, and never leave the room. This old
dog is learning new tricks every day.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
And I woke up still not dead again. Today.
Speaker 12 (11:50):
I woke up.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
Still not dead again.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Today.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
The TV says the world's in the surrey. I'm still
in the game because I'm still around to play.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
And I woke up.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Still not dead again today. I got underlying condition from
my head down to my toes. Right now I can't
do concerts calls.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
The concert calls.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Are closed, but I still got some music left.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
To play.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Because I woke up still not dead again today. Me
and old Keith Richards, we.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Ain't never gone the way.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
And I woke up still not dead.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Again today, Break me off, piece of that kid, cutball.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Good Tuesday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Good morning, John Boy, Billy and everyone out there at
big show listening land.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
All right, So what's the latest happenings in dismal sleep
in South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy, as you know by
the pollen on your truck, the marathon sneezing fits, and
the dismal Seepage Technical College failing to get into the
NCAA tournament spring is upon us. But to help take
everyone's mind off of that, every year at this time
we throw our annual dismal Seepage spring Flings.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Spring Fling. That sounds festive, Oh it is.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
This is dismal Seepage is exclusive adults only celebration.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Well adults.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yes, it's a literal spring fling, a swinger's weekend where
anything goes. Baby, it's like that movie The Purge, but
no one gets killed. They just get lucky.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, hold on, when you tell folks spring fling, they're
gonna think about a flower show and a big barbecue
or something.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Well, there was a weenie roast last year, but that
was unintentional. Word to the wise, never go near an
open flame when you're naked.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Things went from kinki to combustible very quickly. Gave new
meaning to the word hot dog.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Any of these flaming body part.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Of jokes doing anything for you?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Thank goodness. The guy in the bulldog costume was a
volunteer firefighter.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
A bulldog costume.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Like I said, anything goes ironically, we had to ask
him to leave. He wouldn't stop dragging his butt on
the carpet.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I have some sort of standards.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
My yeah, sub people. Sheesh. So if any one of
your listeners is interested in quote unquote sampling the local wares,
just call a hotel and make a room reservation.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Watch the hotel the halfway in figures. So how does
all this happen? I mean, what are the rules?
Speaker 6 (15:24):
All right? Well, guys up to age thirty, they've all
put their underwear in a big box. Ladies step up
and pull out a pair of drawers, and whoever the
odor is, that's their partner.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So if you decide to go commando, you're out of luck.
They go, uh, well, what about folks over thirty?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Well it's different for all ages. Say thirty to fifty
you draw from a box of sunglasses, and fifty to
sixty five is a medication bottle.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Over sixty five dentures grosser.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Tell me, well, the good news is they always fall
asleep before they can really do anything. Most of them
are hard of hearing, so they just sleep through all
the noise from the adjoining room.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That makes sense.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
And when the sun comes up in the morning, John boy,
everyone convenes in the dining room for the big morning
after breakfast buffet courtesy of the restaurant. Shay what It's
a heaping bounty of grit's gravy and uncomfortable silences, followed
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immediately by free health care services from Penicillin Patty's.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Portable Practice free healthcare services.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, there's usually quite a few who feel the burn.
If you follow me, I got it well, listen. I'd
love to stay and talk, he tried to say convincingly,
but I've got to run. There's a lot to do
before the big Dismal sep In Spring Fling.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Festival, lots of paperwork.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
No, I've got to go for my all over spray
tand I'm gonna get jiggy with it. So if you're
feeling avarice and aren't too glamorous, come on down to
Dismal sleeep at South Carolina at the Big spring Flake Festival.
And in case you'll find a new mister or missus Wright,
complimentary divorce attorneys will be on site. We see you there.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
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Did this is Spanjordi arts in all the Adra hammer.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big Harring
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With John Boy and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
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Trickland had a few of those books I put back. Yeah,
I got one last week.
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I gotta tell you put a brand new hat from
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It's not really brand new. Did you look at it close? Now?
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that just don't fit my head. Well, I don't have
enough where I'm gonna give some away. So this is
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Right Well here, let me just take care of that,
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
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clicking a Red Max Man of more info, hang on,
win it in minutes. We're right now from the desk
of Taytor Taman News What to watch. Here's Marcy Taytor Moreen.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Let's wash.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
Let's look at the box office from this past weekend
coming to number one. Debuting, there was Challengers, the sexy
tennis drama sorrying Zendia as wild.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I hadn't even seen anything again. Tennis drama.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
The tennis drama. Yeah, it's about a tennis player. She
was pro and then she blew out her knee and
then she was like the coach one was her boyfriend,
another was a good friend, and then this a three
triangle kint a problem.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The last tennis thing I watched was about Serena and
Venus Williams daddy would raise them up.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
King Richard or something like that.
Speaker 13 (20:47):
I think it was.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, that's very good. That was kind of a little drama.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Well that this that was kind of based on a
real true story. I don't think that this was okay,
I got you Wow, all right, So Challengers, you had
had him right there. I second coming in second was
Unsang Here drama Unsung Hero. Yeah, that's the drama about
the formation of the Christian rock duo for King and Country.
(21:14):
You talked about that, Godzilla Kong the New Empire came
in third place, dropping from first to fourth Civil War.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Well that's not a good sign, is it.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Well, I just those other movies kind of it stuck.
It stuck up there for like two weeks, I think
two weekends or something.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I don't expect.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
I just appreciate you looking at me while talking. And
coming in fifth place was Abigail. That's that movie that
horror hard Now she's a real chick, but the horror movie. Yeah,
or she's like a vampire or something crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, see he's not really looking at you there behind whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Whatever, It works for me and me through.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Tell me Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
That's catching up on the NFL draft on the week.
Put those highlights on.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Don't worry Packer later on today we'll straighten it out.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I'm sorry, goah, can we can keep my friend Packer?
Have his in theaters this Friday? Star Wars Episode one,
The Phantom Menace?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Now has that already been out? No?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
No, this one hasn't, has it it?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It asked?
Speaker 9 (22:26):
It asked?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
You said, Beck, Yeah, with Ewan McGregor Liam Neeson. Really,
Frank Oz releases the same thing over again, Natalie Portman,
why do you want to go see that again?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Hello? Fourth of May, May the fourth be with you?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
May the fourth. Ah, that's the Saturday is May the fourth?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Look at this marketing genius.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, if we had the budget to hire us in entertainment,
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Liam Neeson being in that. I don't think you had
a set of skills in the Galaxy.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
We had a lightsaber. I knew that hill in the
Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Was new.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I did because it was in the it was in
the outfit. Friday all right, Well, the fall Guy. That's
a new one that has Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling.
He's at a stunt man and like everyone in the
stunt community, he gets blown up, shot crashed through the women's.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Was like a TV show back in the day, right,
it was a different thing. He was a stunt man,
this is but he was a one.
Speaker 13 (23:35):
All right.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
For those of you who want to stream new and
old stuff, Unfrosted is on Netflix. This has comedian Jerry
Seinfeld in it. And if you've ever wondered how the
pop tart was invented, Jerry Seinfeld explores his origin story
in Unfrosted, which he wrote, directed and stars in.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Yes, Jerry about pop tarts.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
That's right, Uh, he made enough money. I mean, what's
the deal with pop darts? They're not frosted. I'm gonna
make a movie.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Other comedians on Netflix will be John mulaney presents Everybody's
in La and Cat Williams Woke Folk.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Cat with woke folk on which side he gonna be?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
That is rend good?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Contain a very good. Oh well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question we found
out This organization's first meetings were secretly held above a
New York pizza rehea. So the restaurant owner was baffled
by the weekly lines with no pizza sales. When free
(24:46):
slices still did not attract him, he was finally let
in on the secret.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
The meeting was weight watchers meeting.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Weight watchers meeting well, had heard a good free slice
of piece of fat, tim me.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
They turned that. That's good.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We'll power right there.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Where's a cruel meeting place there?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Your pressure?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Well, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to the American Academy
of Pediatrics, this is the safest piece of playground equipment
for children under the age of ten.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
What is the stationary swing?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Swing that doesn't know?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
It's very safe? Sir?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
free line across America? We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
(25:56):
Good morning, it's a big sew on the radio. Roll
into your Tuesday, April thirtieth, last day April.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
The April Shah was might come your way. They'll bring
you fly wise. I'm blowing the may. Thank you, bugs, Bunny,
You're welcome. No, it's national Bugs bunny day.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Ah, all right, let's see what week got boy?
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The feature track from The Big Show, Big Box is
Gary Busey singing people at Walmart. You can own that
Big Show exclusive to search for keyword Walmart. Might not
hurt at the Big Show Dot coming right now, let's
play Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
And now a man who says kids today are really spoiled.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
When he grew up, their playground had a tire swing,
a rusty metal slide.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And a file of bricks, and he and Pecker turned
out just fine. He's Jalloy. We go again.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Say hey, the Dave out the tazwell Virginia, Good morning, Dave.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Dam's not here? No, damn, I hear Dave. Is that
you Buddy? No, no, No, that's Mike. Okay, yeah, Tayler.
We did have mixed up every baby. Uh so, all right,
I'm looking for Dave. Dave, Is that you here?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
John Boys are good good? All right?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, you were first up. Buddy could get the first
crack at John Boy Jeopardy. So let's see here we
are right here. According to the American Academy of Pediatrics,
this is the safest piece of playground equipment for children
under the age of ten, Dave, picture that playground?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
What you got?
Speaker 11 (27:42):
All right, I'm gonna quick the first thing I thought
of a time too, and I didn't take time to
look it up, so I don't know it's right or not.
The swing set?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Okay? Did day zy? He's admitting it time the good
I love this guy, So let's see is it the
swing set?
Speaker 13 (28:03):
Looking up?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Another case for googling?
Speaker 5 (28:06):
What?
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
We appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a great rest
of your day. You try again anytime, my boy.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Thanks man to give a quick chat out anyway, my
boys Johns and Cody and wife Samantha. All right, Josh,
I'm gonna go turkey hunt and have a good day.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Oh man, awesome, Dave, awesome?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Have you is y'alls like season about the same as
ours down here in North Carolina?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Like we got just a few more days?
Speaker 11 (28:31):
Yeah, we've got it goes up to the middle of May.
Come on, dinnre and do something on me so I know.
I know you're an expert and done the big Grand Slam.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You know it's not a professional like boy, I don't
want to talk about it. Oh boy, yeah, I've heard
you mentioned that at time slips sometimes. All right, we
got your number, Dave. I'm all gonna get back with you, buddy.
Appreciate you.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
You know, if you keep picking it, it'll never heal.
That's davedes well, good man to have you listen.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Let's see all right now, this is Mike glad you
are you hanging on there?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Mikey there?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, man, I am here.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Alright, what's given?
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Dave?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
The first shot didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
So once you got Mike the safest piece of playground
equipment kids under.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Ten, well consider it. I have seven boys and two girls,
and they have played in multiple playgrounds. I am going
to say the sea Shaw.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Did you say seven boys and two girls?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Oh yeah, my name will live in infamy.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well, let's say, if you know what you're talking about,
show us sea saw. What if you if you had
mean kids and they jump off of it when you're
up high?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
If you will bang yourself?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh I've had a few crazy things going on with
my boy.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Absolutely will you and none kids gonna get that Redmax
prospect there?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
My kids? I mean, I love my cigars, but I
take them out there right now on the.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Right.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I did a shout out, guys, well, of course, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
There's something very dear to my heart. You know, we've
been all over We've been in Charlotte, wso see I
run we would do a nonprofit called Race against Drugs.
I lost my son do an overdose of fentanyl, and
we do what We're doing a big event here in
the great city of Lexington, North Carolina with the barbecue
August tenth. It's called a Day of Recovery to educate
(30:36):
and show families, to support the families around North Carolina
that have lost their families to this awful poison fentanyl.
And you know, we invite you to come down and learn.
And the thing. We're gonna have two big gospel groups
down here singing and multiple things going down here August
tenth at nine o'clock in the morning. Guys, I appreciate
you let me do this as well, because it's dear
(30:58):
to our heart. And we're going to be a big
press conference in Raleigh Wednesday. We are going to bring
it up to the legislatives to support helping these kids
in the school systems as well throughout the state of
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Man, Mike, that is awesome work, buddy, And I don't
know what you're going through losing a kid like that,
but yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Man, But I have a number if they'd like to
contact me as well. They can call me directly if
they want to come down and participate, be a vendor, whatever,
but come down and learn, learn and educate what's killing
our people out here in this state, this great state
we live in.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
If I can give that neibor out, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
It's uh Eric code three three six three one three
one three. Guys you three.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
One three, what's the final? Four three one three?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
What one nine three one three? As well, John boy,
I race the Concord Speedway on six oh one. I've
probably seen you once the choice down there. God knows,
I hit the wall coming out of that dog.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Like multiple been on that wall.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Know what you're talking about? Well, Mike, I'll tell you
what we're gonna do, Buddy, Marsha, gonna get your contact
information with this event coming up in August. We'll remind
my listeners as we get closer and closer.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
All right, Wait, twenty five years I've been trying to
get through the dah. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
If you will welcome North Carolina, where NASCAR fans know.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
What you in the heart of man, Buddy a block
away from hercr.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's it, buddy man, that's nuts. Old Richard Child just
love that man too.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Man, you got it.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Mike, you hang on Mars, gonna get your stuff. Bottom
of the hour, top of your nees. Right on the
other side. Go ahead and find a fun summer camp
with the kids in summer can help you out. Good morning,
(33:27):
it's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning.
You're looking for a good summer cam to send the
kids to.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Well, I doubt this is it, but what the heck?
Give it a job.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Hey, mom and dad, Summer's almost here and soon the
kids will be out of school and in your hair.
Don't forget summertime is your time too. The last thing
you need is to have it ruined by a pack
of screaming rug rats. Thank goodness, it's legal to fund
them off on someone else.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
But who I'll take him?
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Who were you?
Speaker 13 (34:00):
I'm Colonelcarl from Fort Jilders Crazy Go Nuts fun camp
for youngins. It's a perfect place for adults to neglect
their parental responsibilities and whatnot in a safe, fun, educational way.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Sounds great. Tell me more Fort Jilders, Crazy.
Speaker 13 (34:17):
Go Nuts, fun camp for young and incitiated on a
hundred acres or real party woods seized by the federal government.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Is it safe?
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Turn rights? Our compound is surrounded by only the finest quality,
high voltage no kill fencing that keeps the kids in
and the creeps out. And those rumors are a toxic
waste site and genetic engineering facility on the grounds make
for some pretty scary stories around the campfire.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
So tell me, Colonel Carl, is the staff qualified.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
Our staff is the highest quality of state certified counselors
rehabilitated by the federal prison system. All of them have
handed on training under the most difficult condition including ride control,
hand to hand, shive disharming, and personal shower protection.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I'm satisfied, But what about the facilities.
Speaker 13 (35:10):
I'm glad you asked. Poor children's offers two spacious luxury
units we call sheds, one for boys, the other one
for girls and little sissy fellers. Every campers issued their
very own personalized stob and quilt, and they get the
thriller roughing it by digging their very own sleeping hole air,
old fashioned open air toilets and the scrubbing up spot
(35:31):
out of cotton mouth Pine Sure, good high Jane Off,
summer long and.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I bet you got some swell activities played.
Speaker 13 (35:38):
M youngins learned night, your skills and a plumb last
in a lifetime like poison Snake identifying and good Mushroom,
Bad Mushroom and Hoochi Dollar Store sponsors. All our arts
and crass over. Our classes are taught by Miss Melinda
had the big girl from check out there and woo
(35:59):
and they last of I'm a long hey look, or
until she eats all the paste.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I'm hip. That's good eating what else?
Speaker 13 (36:08):
Bacon to eating The Young and Joe be traded a
Fort Childer's world famous Taste of the Wilderness buffet our
headshift Changsaw Charlie specializes in.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Wild game.
Speaker 13 (36:21):
Wain Mother Night. You're taking its course in that busy
highway out frontire, There's always something different cooking at Fort
Hielders Safe Grounds, arts and crafts, good food and a
cozy hole in the ground. Hey, my kids aren't gonna
get lazy living a good life, are they.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Not a chance?
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Muster our campers get plenty of exercise and fresh air
and land clearing class. What's splitting one oh one and
biohazard waist or treble and dirty syringe of cleaning? I
don't keep them moving, just wait till they meet our mask.
God only the bob cattle keep them running through sun
up sundown.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm soul. When can I sign up for?
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Sooner the better? The summer station's almost full. We'll get
on down to four Children's Crazy Go Nuts Day camp
for Youngins. We ain't hard to find, are we, mister
heck No.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Two miles from the nuclear power plant on the left
right between the state's busiest four lane highway and the
railroad tracks next to missile Silo fifty four in Millsburg.
It's four Childers Crazy Go Nuts Camp for Youngins.
Speaker 13 (37:22):
For our model we is if you love your youngins,
turn them loose hair, if they come on back.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
To you, eat a miracle.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Norne is a big showing the radio. Hey you guys,
some juniors and seniors in high school. We gonna go
to prom turning up. Listen up, here's our call coming
in hot. Good morning, big show.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
It's there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full Gospel, Pennycochialissembly just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well beloved, these are
dangerous days in America. At this very moment, our country
(38:31):
is in the middle of an orgyistic frenzy of deficit
spending designed to reward the mistakes of the ungrateful, pump
up our own selfish pride, and mortgage our children future.
That's right, friends, it's high school prom season. This is
the time of the year when we send our precious
(38:52):
young daughters out all painted up like the horror a
baby lawn so they can spend three hours in the
dark listening to Ozzy Osmond.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
And Queen Levitra.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Tell them to drop it like it hard. Then we
can't believe it when they come home all drunk and pregnant. Well, friends,
we ought not to be surprised. After all, you can't
spell promis give us without r o M. Lots of
folks say, well, picture, that just proves we need to
educate young uns about sex. Yeah, boy, because the teenagers
(39:26):
don't know the first thing about sex nowadays. Why if
we ain't careful, they'll pick it up on the street
or from the music they listen to, or every TV
show they watch, or every movie they see, or in
stereo full color screaming video on the high speed Internet. Yeah,
we better start another government program so the kids have
(39:48):
got some way to get all this information. Did you
ever notice the folks that pushed the hardest for sex
education in the school never have time to discourage fornication.
Why they're too busy handing the younguin's free condominiums in
the official school colors. Okay, freacher, how would you handle it?
Speaker 6 (40:09):
Why?
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Thank you for askin friends, I'm pleased his fruit punch
to invite whosoever will to come to our annual Sword
of Joshua Junior Senior Spring Cotillion and Bible Conference, happening
Saturday night, April the twenty fifth. This year's theme Abstinence
makes the Heart Grow Funitor He'll be live entertainment featuring
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the biblically accurate and plumb undanceable sound of the Peckerwood
Brothers Quartet with Sister Wilhelminer. The only thing You're young
and will be shaken is their finger in the face
of the backsliders. After a quick energy snack of Graham
crackers and pineapple juice, the kids will hear a soul
(40:52):
stirring gospel presentation from Doctor George Beverly D'Angelo of the
Tongues of Fire, Pennycoff Temple in horse Bucket, Alabama. He'll
deliver the zach message that young folks needs to hear nowadays.
Sex is the most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in
the whole wide world, and you should always save it
(41:16):
for somebody that you really love. For more info, call
the Sword of Joshua spring Cotillion Hotline at one eight hundred. Yes, amen,
computer people, you can go to Sorda Joshua Juniors Senior
spring Coatillion in bibleconference dot org, Ford slash f aq
(41:38):
dot html. You know, if I you, I think I'd
just call us on the phone. Always an open door
and a double dose of the God's honest truth waiting
for you. If the Sword of Joshua independent full of
gospel pennycosts of assembly. Just off State Road twenty three
on the Frontage Road. This here's a reverend Billy recalling
(42:00):
drum on onions. It's time to turn so you don't
burn John Boy and Billy Huzza Yo, keep them straight
up fire.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 12 (42:16):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about their damn teith and having babies.
Speaker 14 (42:24):
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
Rock Limboll, Sean, Hannity, Neil Board.
Speaker 12 (42:40):
They're snow on the roof. They has a fire in
the party. It's getting hot in here. I take off
all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 11 (43:01):
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