My TV Stylist - Carrie Cramer

Daniel talks to Carrie, his stylist and personal shopper who has dressed him for over 15 years.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
How you doing, Carrie?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Is are we on?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, we're on.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
We're live being broadcast to billions of people. Oh man,
we were really.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Scraping the bottom of the barrel with this guest.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Tashhaw Tosh Tosh Show Show. Welcome to Tosh Show, the
number fifteen podcast in the world, depending on when you
check the charts.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
How you doing, Eddie?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm doing good? How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm a little nervous because I know what today is.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Today is the day that I get feedback from all
the people that leave me comments. And the first time
we did this it was overwhelmingly positive. And I heard
the tide has changed.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's yeah, it's shifted a bit.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, bring it all right here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Should have named the pod Toshing Salad.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know what, it's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
The problem is we've already embroidered one thousand fleece vests
with Toss Show, so it's too late.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I think it'd be cool to bring on some memorable
guests from Tosh point zero, like Fanny. I'd also love
to see an interview with your wife or.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now in a perfect world, that would be one interview.
I have asked my wife if she would be on
the show, and she's reluctant to do it because she
won't agree to my terms. And that's that I get
to ask her any questions I want, especially about all
her alt right friends and their marriages.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
She's very nervous about that.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
For someone who talks about abortion a lot, it is
wild how he has a child.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh Eddie hit the sirens. Real dumbest comment ever. Oh yeah. See,
the difference is my wife and I wanted to have
a child. Now, if my wife, when she was twelve
years old was raped by her uncle and she wanted
to get rid of that baby, I would just hope

(02:07):
that there were no laws in place that would stop
her from doing that, and I wouldn't care if it
was from conception up until crowning anything. She wants to
get rid of that inbred demon seed. Do you see
the difference? One was us one in a child, and
the other is me wanting her rights to be protected
when she was a child.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
The entertainment business is littered with petos, and Tash knows
that he knows that, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
First of all, I don't know my own Twitter log in,
I don't know my mailing address.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What else don't. I know.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I just discovered I have a TikTok account, So let
me assure you of this. I know nothing. I said
this before and people were like, oh, the pedophiles. They're
not going to announce that they're pedophiles. It's the law
they are supposed to They're supposed to knock on your
door and say, hey, I'm a pedophile. I live nearby.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
That was my whole point.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And when I said that was that I don't know
any pedovihle because I don't, like you think, in a
town where people just gossip constantly, I would hear it
once like heyge you hear so, and so I think
he's I've just never heard that. And I'm being honest.
So when people say that this town is just nothing
but pedophiles, I'm like, Okay, that's not true. But that's

(03:30):
based on my experience. Maybe everyone that's a pedophiles is
really good at keeping a secret, which I guess. I
guess that's probably a strong prerequisite.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Did Tosh turn super libtard? I think so time to
unsub I guess.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You know my mom my mom, she thinks that I'm
a closet conservative that I only pretend to be liberal
for uh my work. Well, seriously, watch I'll call her.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Let's see if she answers. She probably won't. She better
not pick up.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yes, yeah, hey, this is Marga. Sorry I mister call
leave a message? Snug Hello?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Why won't mom answer her phone?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Oh? She didn't have it right now?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
She's where is she? Let me?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Well, she's in washing clothes right now?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Let me talk to her. Will you go give her?
Give her the phone? Please, I can.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Get out of this chair. Then hold on? Oh, I
guess she went to get the flag. What hold on?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
You guys are so patriotic.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Oh, I don't know where she is now.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You guys live in like three hundred square feet.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's cold here. Great. Have you spotted her?

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, she's coming, she's right here.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Let me talk to her for one second, Dane, I
want to talk to me.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't want to talk to you. Hey, what's up?
Why weren't you? Where's your phone?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh? I went out to bring the flag in.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I got a waitte right listen, you're you're on speakerphone
right now. So don't say anything awful about anybody. Uh, hey,
don't you think that I'm a closet like secretly conservative,
and I'm only that I only pretend to be liberal
for television.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's in my dreams, I hope best.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I don't know that that's I believe that.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, Oh so you so you don't believe that.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, No, in my closet conservative.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
All right, I'll call you later, love you, goodbye.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I didn't know. I thought I thought she actually believed it.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Next one up. What's the best place for us poor
is to support Tosh Spotify or YouTube.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's a great question.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm told you can listen to the show on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
I've never checked myself. This could be a very elaborate
prank being played on me, a reminder that I don't

(07:15):
have to do this show. As a matter of fact,
I don't want to do this show. The reason I'm
doing this show is because I trust that God has
a plan.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I have a brain tumor. Send me good vibes, Daniel.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You know that's why we do the show. To give
a guy a great guy. I'm guessing he could be
a piece of shit, but let's just say for the
sake of argument, it's a good guy and he's got
a brain tumor, so let's just send him good vibes
because we don't want anyone.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
To have to go through that.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
No matter what your political stance is, unless it's different
than mine, then you know what, I probably don't care
as much, but I'm gonna send you good vibes.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
This podcast is just making me realize out of touch
and La Daniel Tosh's.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Calling me out of touch is not an insult. Yeah,
I'm out of touch with your reality. I don't know
what a gollon of milk cost. Do you know what
it costs to charter a hawker nine hundred from LA
to New York. Our lives are different. I've never had
a real job as an adult. I didn't get into
showbiz so I could have a normal life. I can

(08:31):
be down to earth, okay, but those two things are different.
Being down to earth and out of touch are very different.
Do I have to live in Tulsa and manage a
hobby lobby for thirty years to be considered normal? Choosing
to live in Oklahoma is out of touch in my book,
That's why highways were invented so people could drive the

(08:51):
fuck out of Oklahoma. If you want to listen to
someone who's super in touch. I recommend listening to Your
Roommates podcast.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Something is breaking in the comedy world where I think
some people are starting to see they were the people
who the jokes were on all along, but think Toash changed.
It's interesting. Can we talk about how fire Tosh's outfits
have been without the ongoing theme? His fits have all
been ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's really nice.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
That's really nice, Almost as if we planned that to
segue into today's guest. Because I hate picking out clothes,
but I know enough about fashion to hire someone who
lives for it. Now, there might be some sticker shock
in this interview when Karen and I talked dollar amounts
for clothing, but I want you to know that I
got a different TV show to pay for it, and

(09:43):
then I award on here first, enjoy.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Pasha.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
If you've ever wondered why I dressed like an idiot
or enjoyed a Christmas gift I gave you, thank our
next guest because she picked it out. Please welcome my stylist.
For over fifteen years, they always stressed out Carrie Hi.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
All right, are you stressed out currently?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
No, I'm very relaxed.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
All right, Carrie, you uh, we've worked together for a
long time. You're from Orange County?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yes, huh, Yes, from Orange. I was born there. I
was born there, and I moved all around and then
went back there for high school.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I assume your goal was to become a desperate housewife.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's what my I think my mom would have loved that.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
But no, did you grow up rich?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I did? Then we didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh you don't have money?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Then we didn't.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I don't know what happens.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
What's your dad do for this?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
He was in commercial real estate until like the late eighties,
and then it kind of all went south.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
What'd your mom do?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
She was just a housewife, was she?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
And then she had to go back to work.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Where did she go to work?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Like she was a receptionist? No, she was like a receptionist.
It's some engineering firm and Irvine for a little while.
She had to figure it out. I mean, are you.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Proud of being from Orange County? Did you think that
was a cool growing up?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
No, you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
It's because I always thought of Orange County as a
cool place when I was a kid in Florida, Like
the OC you just hear about it.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yes, the greatest place on earth.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I mean, I don't know. It was kind of cool.
I had like a DJ boyfriend, you did, Yeah, I
used to go to raves in the whole thing when
I was like that age. I was in the house music.
I went to high school with Heather Sweet. Who's Didavantese?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
What's what's her DJ name?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I think it's Didavantese.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is she popular or a big star or something?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I don't know who she is.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I don't think, oh she's Yeah, she's like a huge
burlesque star, a burlesque Yeah. But she was like during
that time, she was like a very high end kind
of stripper at these raves. It would be like the
main one on stage or whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
She wasn't a DJ at all.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
No, she's not the DJ. I didn't date her date.
I had a boyfriend that was a DJ. He's said Jesus.
Was that a hard story to follow?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I mean I don't know, all right. First question that
I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Absolutely, ghost Absolutely. I hadn't. I had an apartment in
West Hollywood and I just moved in there. And my
microwave turned on.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I want to hear this story.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't proclaimed for them to go away. And it
was fine.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Anybody that believes in ghosts I need. That's all I
need to know about them.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I've never seen one. I do not want to see one.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Right, pop quiz, hot shot? What size shoe am I twelve?
What's my waist?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Size thirty four? But sometimes sometimes you're a thirty six,
But but I tell you to still say it's a
thirty four.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
You do, and then I just have to make them
bigger do like some sneaky things.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
All right? What size? What size head do I have?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Oh? It's like seven and seven eighths?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Huh right?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, I hate your head so big, so big, so bad.
I hate I hate it so much. Anytime there's a
hat or a jumpsuit, it's like a very stressful.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Because I'm very long from crotch.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yes, so I have to get you like double triple
extra large, then take it in.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah that's neat, that's neat that you know how to
do all that Stuff's let's start with how did you
become a stylist.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I went to USC for fine art and I graduated
and was like, what am I going to do with
this degree? Basically?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
And there's much as USC costs back then.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I mean I transferred in there and I was there
two and a half years.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Because you went to school there and went in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
No big, ninety, How old are you fifty? I just
turned fifty, fifty years so I don't even say anything.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Are you kidding me? Not even in the ball You're.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Very close huh.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
All right, yes, so you're fifty years old fifty.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I just turned fifty in May.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Wow five half a century yep. Oh some baggage, all right.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
So let's go back now. You got into show business
as a.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Star needed a job, and I went where I went
to school. There was like film people there, and they
started working on a show called Singled Out with Jenny McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh I loved it. I loved Singled Out right.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
So they were trying to cast me because I had
really short hair, like, what are the girls on the
show a contestant? No?

Speaker 3 (14:22):
No, no, no, I was almost I was almost going to
just reach across the table and strang.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
It was like one of the girls, like one of
the dating things that I really don't like to be
on camera, and all I get very nervous, and I said, no,
I don't want to be on the show, but I
want I need a job. So I got hired in
the art department. That was a PA in the art department,
and then I could make a lot of things, and
I think people like took notice of it because I
could sow and like make props and do all these things.

(14:48):
And I I just started getting hired.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
All right, What was what was the first like good
job you had is like the head stylist on.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I was a show with Amad Zappa was hosting it
and I can't remember or what it was called.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
You don't give a shit? What about The Bachelor? Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, So I did all these little shows. Then one
of the producers were MTV jumped to ABC and he
took me with him. So I was twenty eight and
then I started working on the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
So you was never young.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I mean that was young.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
So they went to ABC and they started The Bachelor.
So you're on the very beginning to the very start
of it seasons one through what one, two, three, and
then you were fired.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Then I was fired because I, uh, what was going
on in that show though, a lot of crazy things,
a lot of like I feel like there was a
lot of drugs and alcohol and wife swampied and craziness happening.
Like there's like the crew oh yeah, uh oh yeah,
there was like crazy stuff going on, and I wasn't
totally I didn't exactly partake at all. I don't think

(15:48):
that was like looked at favorably. So I was, oh, yeah,
I wasn't what you're saying. It was not playing the game.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
You're right, your meat too in that whole crew.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
It was so complicated because it wasn't and nothing was
ever said, you know what I mean. It was just
like I was supposed to hire somebody that I was
asked to hire that was one of the executive's assistants,
and I did, and then I didn't do a good
enough job of that. I didn't know I was supposed
to fire everybody and just hire this person. So I
was then fired. But from that show, then I did

(16:19):
all of the like Knockoffs, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love,
I Love New York. I did all those shows, and.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Then you ran into this the guy that fired you. You
ran into him years later and he apologized. I said
I had a problem with Cochin.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, he totally apologized to me. He knew. He was like,
I'm really sorry and sorry how I treated you.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
And that's because he didn't want you to write an
article about him. Maybe, baby, Who are some of the
most famous people you've wardrobed.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I've dressed a lot of comedians. I've done a ton
of stuff for ABC and Disney like I do it.
I've been when I did The Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Give me fucking people's name.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm trying to think of people's names off the I
think they're all from like Theies.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Though I don't care who Paul Riser know that is Milton?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Like a bunch of Disney kids.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
What Disney kid?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Like?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
We did like camp Rocks. It was like Selena Gomez
and what was the other one? Her friend Demie Levado,
Oh Yes.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Is my favorite video of all time when people ask
her what her favorite dish was in an interview and
and she said, I think I like a mug.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
And your favorite dish my favorite dish. I like mugs.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's amazing, And then she tried to play it all
like that's.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Not what I would totally answer something like that, like
I can relate to that. That's what she was thinking
in her head. Maybe she does ceramics. You never know.
I did have something funny with David Hasselhoff. We did
like there, you know that show, the car show everyone likes.
It's very big in England and they keep trying to
make it here. Yeah, what's it called top Gear? Top Gear?

(18:02):
So this was probably seventeen years ago and they did
a pilot for top Gear and David Hasselhoff was one
of the hosts and I put clothes in his room.
He's like trailer and then I stepped outside and he's like,
don't worry about it, you can just stay in here.
I'll get dressed in here. But he wasn't creepy.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
But I was more like, you saw his hog.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I didn't see his hog. He wasn't trying to show
me his hog. I think he was just trying to
say whatever, like, you don't have to leave, you get dressed.
It's like a normal thing.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
You've never seen my home.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh, I've never seen I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You've never's go on record, have you ever seen my hog?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Never seen your hog?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
When I started working with you, you you had you were
working with doctor Phil. I was, and I when you
see doctor Phil, you're like, that's who I want to
look like. Whoever, who's ever dressed in this guy?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Let's hire them?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh that show. There's a massive budget they had on
that show, more than I spent. Yes, I was getting
all of his suits custom made in Italy. They were
all Zenya. They would like, open up the what do
you call it, the factory in Italy to make them,
like because they would close down for the summer, especially
for him. Because I ordered so many suits, they would
come back and open them up and make his suits.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Guys, not even a real doctor? Do you like doctor Phil?
Was he nice to you? No? That's fair enough. How
long do you work for him?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I think five years? I think I addressed him and
his wife dress his wife.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Just for the little she has sat in the audience
and just waited. She did, and you put her in
those clothes.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Crazy, And they're expensive, gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
And how much money you're spending on their clothes a
year or a season?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Couple hundred thousand dollars a.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Couple hundred thousand a year on just their clothes.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
You had a good budget. We had a good budget
on your show.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
How much would we spend a season?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Maybe eighty thousand, eighty.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Thousand a season.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, See, that's going to blow people's mind because the
show is like you think of the show as such
a cheap show, and it was relative to other shows.
But yet I was still spent I need eighty thousand
a season on clothes.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I mean if sometimes one hundred thousand, it depends, like
season of high fashion. We are probably spending maybe sixty
alone on your show wardrobe. And that doesn't include like
all the webard emptins and all the costuming and every
like weekly, all the things that would happen weekly.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
That's not even any fun stuff that we should shoot.
When we say, hey, I need to be a butterfly
this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, I would get notes at eleven am, and then
I would have to come two hours later, right, show up,
and then put this stuff on you, and then that'd
be it. That's why it's stressed. I stress out. I
can handle it, though, but barely.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You barely can handle it.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
You're always like on the verge of crying or quitting.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
How much did this sweater cost?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That sweater is about four hundred I think.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
And how many times have I worn it on television?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Maybe one time? Oh maybe?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
All right, that's pretty good. We just recycle stuff. Yeah
did I How much stuff did you steal from Doctor
phill and give to me.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
A couple things like many you have some shoes and
some ties. Most of the ties you wore literally for
the entire run of the show was from that show.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
And there's that was just whenever I wanted to look
like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yes, not like cool no, no, no, no, like business suit ties.
And I have a pair of like black coal hons
and brown ones that I borrowed and just kept it
at the show because I was doing both shows at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Sure so, And I wore the for like fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
He did the same dress. Shoes. It was fine.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Anytime I wanted to look like an idiot, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Let's put you in a suit. I put those shoes
on you nice.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
What's the worst thing you ever had to do on
my show?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh, you're in a real bad moon one time. No,
it was like real bad. And there you were a
clown that I did have, like proper clown shoes. I
had like plastic clown shoes. You remember this, Oh, you were.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Trying to wedge my feet in. Yeah, I hurt my feet.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
They were like getting cut up. And then you were
like kicking me insane horrible things to me, and I
literally ran offset. I don't know if anybody else remembers,
and I was like fuck this, and I walked offset
and walked into the office and then I started crying.
You followed me.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I followed you the clown you did and you can't.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
You came in if you were, you apologized, you were like,
I'm sorry, I like had my limit with your feet.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
That I did. I squeak my nose and squirt you
with my flower.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
You probably tried to.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
That's not even what I thought you were going to say.
There's two times I think, oh, I mean making you
upset on the show.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
That happened a couple of times. I always had to
do with your feet for some reason.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, because you're not good at putting shoes on people, because.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It just takes so long. And in fittings, it's like
you're so slow though when you try to clothes on,
like time slows down. You're like putting one leg on,
then the other leg in the pants and then pulling
them up slowly and then talking to other people.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I wear a lot of hats when I'm working.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Oh wait, my brain's going all over the place.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
This is going to be manic. How come you still
don't know how to tie a tie?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I just got lazy because one of the writers would
always tie it, so I was just went in his office.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I would have you quit all the other shows then
just to work.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
With me, pretty much, because it was so it was nice,
It was so much fun. We had so much fun
for so long.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
What about the time that you had to There was
an old guy in his balls. He's just kept falling
out of the outfit that you.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Put him in.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I forgot about that, and we kept telling you to
go put his balls back in Yeah, and you refuse.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
I did.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
He was weird like some black s and m like
Vinyl outphit. He was the sweetest man, and literally his
balls were like.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Dripping out of his balls are old.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
And I just didn't and I didn't want to have
to keep telling him to put him back in there.
But you guys were like, go tell him, go tell him.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Did you seem like it's definitely in your Wheelhouse the
time that we made you eat those sugar free gummy
bears that like give you diarrhea, but you didn't know
about it. Yeah you were, and we were just filming
you eating a bunch of them, and then you went home.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah. I went home and like Carly at the time,
was at the table, Carl Now, who's now your wife?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, that seems we shouldn't talk about that. Okay, okay,
we'll cut that out. Okay. I did not marry anyone
that worked at my show.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay. Oh well, she kept trying to give me like
the eyeballs, like.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Don't Yeah, she was like, go home right now.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
She was like, oh, like trying to vibe me to
not do it. And I was just like, but I
like clear gummy bears and I'm gonna eat these. Obviously
it's probably fine. I should have known better at the time.
Then I came home and then it was this awful
like empty, gurgling feeling like your stomach feels big but small,
And then everyone started text messaging me, checking in on me, and.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Then he said diaral night.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I did, I did, I did, And then we had
some doctor coming. This is when I was single and
you guys were trying to set me up with everybody.
Some doctor came in to give us a flu shot.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Do you remember that we came in every year.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, well it came in like two days after that,
and I started talking about that to him. But for
some reason, because he was a doctor, like, and then
everyone was like, if you're trying to date this guy,
you shouldn't talk about that to him.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
He wasn't a real doctor. He was just somebody they
would give us, like free flu shots.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah. Well, I didn't know back.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
In the heyday when people would just give us free stuff.
Whatever happened to that.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Nike actually gave you stuff an Adidas forever. And then
I think when social media became like a thing, like
celebrities were like tagging it and doing all that, and I.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Wouldn't participate in that part of it.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
So I don't think, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Let's talk about let's talk about your dating now.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
What happened the time you almost married a catfish?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh man, that was like the last of my horrible
dating experiences. It was about it was a rough thirties
for me.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
You're happily married now, but I have for the majority
of our relationship you're always just dating people that were
just horrible people.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes, And actually the first time I met you, I
was super nervous because you were it was some skit
you were doing with salvia. Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
It was like the very first time I met you,
I didn't know anything about you, and you kept talking
about how much you liked to do salvia, and I
was like, and I had just been dating someone who
smoked so much weed that like it was a problem.
And I was like, great, now I'm gonna have to
work for this guy who's like on the salvia all
the time.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
But that wasn't I was just being opan stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I know I do that later, But the first time
I met you, I was like, oh, great.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
All right, Well anyway, that's a dumb story.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
But what I want to hear about is the guy
that just lied to you about everything.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, he lied to me about where he went to school.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
He told me he was a lawyer. He told me
he was a professional soccer player. He told me he
was in the Olympics. He told me he owned two
real van Go paintings.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
And you've just never googled him.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
No, At the time, I didn't nobody to check that out.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
You can't check that stuff out. What kind of place
did he have? His van goes in?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
So we had this is he lives? No, it's so
silly now, But the.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Time I was just so desperate to be in love.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I mean maybe I was. This is what twelve thirteen
years thirteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
So you're forty one?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I was. No, No, I was in my late thirties
I met him, But that like changed my life because
I was like, what how did I fall into that?
I think I was just like this guy looks great
on paper, and all my friends are married and everybody's
having babies, and like, you know, he seems like exceptional.
And I think I was like going down this path

(27:12):
of like this seems like a good partner to other people.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
To me, Well, lesson learned.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
You're as successful a woman a lot of ventures. You
make up pottery with your feet, nog my hands.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Are you still making potter? Are you selling it to
the general public?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I am? I am?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, I have a dish of yours in my place
in Tahoe, Yes, And it is just every time I
look at it, I'm just like, this is horrific.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I know that's what you think, but it also makes
me laugh because you couldn't fed ice, couldn't deliver like
any other packages for some reason, and you got that
that I was like secretly thought that was very funny.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Speaking of Tahoe.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
One time you came to my house in Tahoe with
a guy and all you did was you guys just
stayed in a room for the higher time you were
there and just were I guess you were just having
sex or sleeping or whatever, but you were just you
never came out of your room.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I had.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
They were guests in my home, and they were just
in my house for like three or four days and
I never saw you.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That is not this a little bit true, but not
one hundred percent true. I did. I brought him with
me because everybody was like a couple there and I
was dating this guy at the time, and.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I was, look, I got, I got a guy.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I would literally said to him, do you want to
come with me on this trip? And then he said
to me, do I need to bring towels? And that
should have been like a red flag, you know what
I mean, like I see knowing better And then he
put like his clothes in like a trash bag, and
he like stuck it in my car, and like I
drove up there in my car, and like I put
us at a hotel in the city for a night
before we went to Tahoe, like all these red flags,

(28:47):
you know. And then we went to your house, and
I think I was just at that point so mortified.
Like I knew it was just so bad that I
didn't want to share this with everybody, so I just
like kept him in a room.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
How many van goes did this guy have?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
This guy didn't have any man goes?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Speaking of getting married, h I got married, and you
helped purchase my wife's engagement ring.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
I did.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Did I spend too much?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
No, you didn't at all. We went to a couple
of places and then we went to this my place.
We didn't. We went to the magical place in Beverly
Hills that had this There was like a secret door
in an elevator. We went to this rooftop and I
was like, this is where you're behind your ring and
it was amazing, and I picked the stone and I
was like, that's the stone.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
You sold jewelry for a while. I used to sell
like high end dog tags for like.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I made them.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, I made them.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I had a company.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
That business failed.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I mean it didn't veil. I did it for five years.
I mean it was set up so an investor could
come in and either invested in or it would be sold.
That's how I set up the business.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Speaking of failing with businesses, let's talk about our business
that we started.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
What did we start?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
We started a toddler clothing line for boys for boys
called Boys Wear Pink.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Boys Wear Pink dot Com. I've done everything for the reason.
I started this company and I partnered with you. I
was like, let's do this company. It would be a
great idea because I hate clothes for my son. They
all look, they're all stupid. I don't want them to
wear a jeep a shirt with a Jeep on it.
And it was so it was Boys Were Pink was
the line.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
We launched it, and then I said, I'm going to
do nothing because I'm tired of spending money. How much
money you think I've spent so far?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You probably spent about thirty to forty thousand, Okay, but
honestly that there's nothing to start these companies like whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I still have a ton of t shirts.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
There's a your house house, and there's also like it
somewhere in Monterey Park. There's like boxes of this stuff too.
Where oh in Monterey Park?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Are we paying for that?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
No, it's just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Well, let's hopefully be I want I just want to
sell all the merchandise that we have, and then I
will consider continuing it and coming out with new stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
So right now, I just need.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Everybody, everybody buy these T shirts.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Only if you have a two to five year old.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's it. We all have three sizes.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, listen, I didn't want to. I didn't want to
start broad. Have you ever stole from me?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
But shit, you're wondering.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
You know how men times I got your whoever you
were dating, their dry cleaning and they got my clothes.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
That did happen?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Are you a chopaholic? No? Is being a personal shopper stressful?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So you do that. You're also a personal shopper.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
So whenever I have to like buy my family gifts
or something that I just tell you go buy my
family gifts and then you bring me back always just
way too much, like like oh, I'm like, I don't
they're my family. I don't like him like this, and
we scale it back. Yeah, and then and everybody's like
you give the best gifts and it's all because of you.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, but I don't enjoy personal shopping as much as
you don't. No, it's a lot of work, and there's
it's all on my credit card. And it's just a
lot of like lugging stuff to people's houses and sending
it up and then putting it back in the car
and driving away with it. Like it's you have to
make everything really nice and presentable. It's a very behind
the scenes like I've been, like I've done it for

(32:20):
a couple of other people, and I'm like literally in
the basement, like guzzling water, you know, like cause you
just have to look presentable, Like I'm a stylist and
that this is all fashioning fine.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
In the basement guzzling water? What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Like I'm so hot and I'm tired, and I'm not
gonna do it in front of you, so I like
go to another room.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
See, and I gotta drink water in front of me?
The fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Not like a crazy person, Like you're hot and you're tired,
you know, you can't just.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Have a glass of water like a normal human.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
ID. Yes, I don't.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Like what you're doing is like like the most you're
pushing tin or you're you know, landing hijacked airplane.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'm not doing that. I'm not. I'm just lugging a
bunch of clothes around that are expensive.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Talk about the goat.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh, yes, you work with me on my next show
I did.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Did you love this show or no?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
No? Why?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Well I love it? You were you were a miserable
fuck on it.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I was very missed because I was already on a show.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Well, first of all, where were we shooting the show?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
You're shooting in Atlanta. I was wonderful, but like outside
of Atlanta, not like in like the cool part of Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
We're next to fucking Ludacris's house. That's pretty cool if
you ask me.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
But I was already on another show. I was already
out there. It was like every time I sure where
you on? I was on Lego Masters, Lego Masters.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh that's exciting, okay, right, anyway, so you're in Atlanta anyway?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yes, I was already in Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
And so you're double dipping. Yes, you're getting paid twice
the money. Yes, while you're already here in Atlanta. Seemed
like a dream gig.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
You would think so. But it was pretty stressful because
the other show didn't know I was working on your show.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Great because you were lying, I do that.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I mean, it wasn't like, yeah, I remember you were
hiding coming in every day like no one can see
me here.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I know. And then I knew everyone on the Crill,
like literally, I'd worked with them on other shows, so
it didn't matter. They all knew I was there. They
all knew other people on the show.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I was because you were in my contract to work
on my show. So it's not like they could fire you.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, they couldn't. It was just mostly the other show
and it was all. It was all taken care of it.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
And now the other show has hired you back again.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
They have, and you're going to go back to Atlanta
to play with Legos. Well, yes, you just don't like
Atlanta because you're uncomfortable around a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Of black people.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
No, it was great because you're.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
From the because you're from the o C. And you're
not used to black people. One do you just say
what it is?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Am?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I the best boss? You've ever had talk about how
what a great boss I was?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
You were? You were sometimes you were amazing, and then
sometimes I was like, how do I get out of this?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Don't don't talk about that.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
There was times when I was single and I was
living in that house that you talk about, and then
you were beast for a little while. This is before
you got married. You like calmed down when you like
met Carly. Honestly, you became so much nicer. But before then,
there was a couple of years. It was like a
two year period you were not nice.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I was probably on a rampage.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
You were, that is for sure, you were. I remember
all of that.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
But oh like what like, oh you're talking about like
dating and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh yeah, oh man, I remember?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I go through that roll Ofdex every night when I
crawl into bed. You look at Carly over.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
There, she's the best.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Sometimes I would have you buy gifts, yeah, for people,
and you didn't and I wouldn't tell you who the
gifts were for.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, that was in the beginning. That's when you nobody
knew you were dating Carly and you had me. You
were like, I really want to get my niece. My niece,
it was like a niece or something weird, like some
very like sexy shoes, like one of a kind at
the time, like Lubaton's were very popular. Sure, and I
remember being like, Wow, this is so nice that he's

(35:58):
buying this for her.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I should give those to my niece right now. I
should go into the closet, find those shoes.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
And give them.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Mind, I had to give them to you, like in
the parking lot from my car to your car, all secret.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
You're not supposed to date employees, or at least I'm told.
I never understood that. I still don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Really, so many people on our show hooked up and
got married with other people.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Of course we all we lived together for a decade.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Like, yeah, I don't know who are you supposed to
date if you're not supposed to day something that you
meet at work. I mean, I problem is people called
me boss, and I never really thought I was the boss.
I always like the network was the boss. I was
just a person hosting the show. So I kind of
felt like, no, we're all on the same playing field,
but we weren't.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
No, that was such a fun time on the show.
Carly was on it, Sam was on it, Like there
was all these fun women on that show.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
So many, so many powerful women on my show. That's
really well, that's really what made me who I am
today is powerful women.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
That is not alive by the way, No, I agree,
there is like from your agent and your manager, everybody around.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
You know, there's a team of women.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm so pro and you know, and now that I
have a daughter, I just look at things from a
different perspective. I'm just such a girl dad. Whenever I
see that, I just want to fucking punch the guy.
I want to get a show. You make me a
cool show that says that says girl dad. But just
for the record, I like my son more because he's

(37:29):
way more fun. Why don't you Why don't you have
a kid, Carrie, let's talk about that.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's not too late. It's not too late late. Are
you serious?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You think so.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
But if you went in and had your eggs tested,
do you think there'd be like one or two left?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Probably? See, yeah, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't want to do Oh man, wouldn't it be
fun to see what that kid?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
What about?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
What needs these guys like al Pacino like eighty three.
Having a kid, you're saying you can't spit out one
at fifty.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
No, I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
What about adopting a kid, but they're about to age out?
Like so you adopt like a seventeen and a half
year and so basically what you're doing is you're going
to pay for their college and stuff like that, and
then maybe you have developed a relationship. Maybe you don't,
but you pay it forward and you do it just
legally so that they can have a better life or
a better chance at life.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Why don't you do that?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
No, maybe you can do that.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Of course I could do that.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Twenty times over. It just seems like a lot of work.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do that if
somebody just tell me. I want to pick a good
person too, I don't want to pick a shit person.
I probably want a girl, I probably probably. I probably
want her to be a minority seventeen years old, eighteen
years old, and I'll send her to college.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Can you just send people to college without adopting them?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh, all right, I scratch what I said. I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I'll just I'll just start a scholarship fun for somebody.
But I thought it'd be cool that i'd.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Be their dad.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
No, I mean why at that point.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well, it's just to help, that's no. I don't say,
I know it's a thing. Yeah, so you're not you
don't want to have children?

Speaker 6 (39:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I never. I don't think I ever did. Maybe I
did in my mid thirties.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Are you fixed?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Is he fixed?

Speaker 7 (39:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
So what do you guys do? Are you on birth control?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Gross?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yah? Yeah. My doctor literally was like, so, if you
really know you don't want to have kids, let's get
you on birth control because you're going to be really
pissed off if you made the decision and you got pregnant.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I don't think you should take it.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Well, why don't.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Let's see what happens. No, I'm not going to try
to force you to have a baby.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
What if your husband's like, hey, I really want to have.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
A child, right, oh, then that that may be the
end of us.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I think it's honestly, like I really have No, this
doesn't doesn't occur to me or anything.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's great. I don't think you're cut out to be
a mother.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh that's not true. I think in my job as
of wardrobe, you're very motherly. I have to take care
of a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Well, you're dressing people. You're dressing people, You're dressing people
like a child.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yes, school, Yes, I do have that part of me.
I just didn't want it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I were your parents mad that you never had children?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, and my mom would start sending me articles. Well
at thirty five, she was like, you better freeze your
eggs because you're already old.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Did you freeze them?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh, I've got eggs. I meant that you want one.
I may be a kid. I give you a kid of mine.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I mean I wish it was twenty one. They could
just be like, here, women, freeze your eggs because being
a thirty five.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Eggs, you have a twenty one so much lot, so many.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I mean there's sometimes I think, what if I did
have a kid at twenty and now I would have
a forty year old Oh geez, but I would have
a full on adults. I know, you know, I wouldn't
have like, I don't want a baby. I can't even
deal with the puppy right now.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
So if you if you could go back in time,
would you like get pregnant from one of those dudes
at twenty No?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Way, I can't even imagine.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Would you if I could go back and have sex
again with all these people?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
No, you're not going like no, would you want to
have a kid with somebody in your twenties? I was?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I was engaged at twenty one?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Oh no, it was No, it was I got engaged
to it and then then luckily we called it off
like a couple months before the wedding.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh you got that clothes?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
My mom like went and bought like a dress, but
her and everything. Everything was booked everything. She let me
off the hook. What's the most single expensive article of
clothing you've ever purchased for me?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
There was this cardigan. I can't remember who makes it.
They're very fancy. It was on Miss Reporter. It was
like looked like very like kind of Indian.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I don't think we say that.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
No, it was like like Native American pattern. It was
a Native American pattern. Indigenous, yeah, sure, And it was
made out of some crazy like casum. Do you remember this?
You have it in Tahoe I do, yes, okay, yes,
And it was like a thirty seven hundred dollars like Cardigan, okay,
and that was I remember we used it like for

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thirty seconds on the show and then you took it
to Tahoe.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
There's thing I think I've taken family photos in it.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, it's it's amazing. Oh there was one time there
was a Kochinelli sweater. I don't know if you remember this.
This was like the last season and it was tan
and it was a forty three hundred dollars hoodie. I
like it, and I said to you, I didn't realize
it was this much money. Huh. So I'm just going
to tell you do you want? And we needed it
for your outfit, and you're like, fuck that, We're not

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spending that. So then I found a Vince Won for
like three hundred and like like put that instead.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
This is why the rest of the country hates Hollywood.
We're so out of touch with what everybody would spend
for hoodies, like we think so we just bought a
cheap three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
No, it's I'm messed up from it. Even my own
shopping when I was working for doctor Phil and I
was shopping for his wife. It was just I felt
normal that it's like twenty five hundred dollars for a dress.
I was like, oh, that's pretty good, and then I
had to like knock, like where am I going that
I needed twenty five hundred dollars us by the way,
So it's like most of the stuff is good for
like socialites and people on television or if you have

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a job. I always like, like, if I was a lawyer,
I would love to wear like cool outfits.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You're fifty years old. Why are you pretending to be
a lawyer?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Like any show that they're lawyers. I've watched the Lincoln
Lawyer Nev Campbell's character. I'm like, yeah, I'd like to
dress like that.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
You ever been nominating and won an award for your wardrobe?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I have for Lizo's show. Actually, not for me. No,
I wish. I wish we did not for the shit
so much fun stuff. Remember we had to make walk
about penises. Do you remember that?

Speaker 7 (43:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
There were massive like penises that we put on people
and their heads came out of.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
It, and you thought you should win an award for that.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
No, But it was like we had to make all
these crazy costumes.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Still circumcised were uncircumcised.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
They were uncircumed. No, they were circumcised.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yes, there was the uncircumcised. Your husband uncircumcised.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
He is English.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
That's good, all right. Thanks for being.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Here, Carrie, Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Daniel, I'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Pasha, we did it, Carl, another banger man. These are
getting better and better. I want to thank Carry for
being on the show. And don't tell me that I
forgot to give her a gift. It's on the way.
We recorded this earlier. I'm sending her all the pottery
that she's made me over the years with me as

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always my dog.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Carl.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Hey, you remember when Twitter was called Twitter and celebrities
would only tweet at airlines because they were mad about
some minor inconvenience. I have a tweet that I need
to send out, dear at Alaska Airlines. I was on

(44:57):
flight twelve eighty two in seat twenty six B when
a portione your plane exploded off, causing a huge hole
to open up next to me. As a result, my
favorite child was ripped from my arms. Also, your flight
attendant made his gate check his stroller, which doesn't seem fair,
but in light of him, no longer being on this flight.
This is now a moot point. I hate to be

(45:19):
that guy, but I would like to know if I
will be refunded the eight dollars I paid to upgrade
the Wi Fi on the flight so I could binge
Love Island. Now that's obviously a joke, Carl. I wasn't
on that flight, and I certainly wouldn't be sitting in
twenty six B. But I just get so annoyed at

(45:43):
celebrities writing two airlines. This is how every tweet should
go to an airline. It should read flying sucks. Your
bathrooms are disgusting. Everything about the airport is dysfunctional and stressful.
But thank you for not letting me have the most
traumatic death imaginable, and for not having to spend eight

(46:05):
hours in a car with my family. All right, what
do we got this week? Boyswarpink dot com?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Look at me.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I'm not afraid to wear pink. Our rocket. The Goat
premieres on Amazon sometime in Q two. I'm told get
specific Amazon May fourth. I'll be at the Dolby Theater
for the Netflix as a Joke Comedy Festival. What else,

(46:35):
my son? You want to hear one of his stories.
You don't You don't really care, do you. You've heard them
all before. Yeah, see you guys next week. All right,
that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, I'm sleepy.

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