November 14, 2023 • 39 mins
Daniel talks to Dr. David Finke, his wife's OB-GYN who delivered both of their children.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How many times a day do you have to ask
women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards the
end of the table. Oh, every single time. It's not
an instinct that any woman wants to do well.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I want to put a sign on the ceiling that says,
go lower, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Pashhash shows show.
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Welcome to Tosh Show. I'll be honest. Sounds very similar.
It's almost as if we're intentionally trying to be confusing. Yep,
this show couldn't be more different. For example, no internet VIDs, fine,
fewer internet VIDs.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
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Apparently Channel six's parent company is porn Hub. This is
why we should have never started paying women the same
as men, because now they're acting like us and it's disgusting.
You see, on my old show, I would have put
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But now on a.
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Podcast, I can put three and a half hours on
the clock, do a deep dive into why Jess is
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Can we still play is It Racist?
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Of course, of course we.
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Can play is it racist? Chris McCarthy doesn't own racism.
By the way, let me set the record straight about
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a pile of cash to break my contract and I
did the end. I'm not mad though, because had that
not happened, I wouldn't be here right now in this
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between Toss Show and Tosh point zero is that I
will be wearing glasses occasionally and sitting down because it's
a podcast and you're just listening, but you can also watch,
so it's pretty.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Much the same show.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Big difference chiming in off camera way more than I'll
ever feel comfortable with. It's my good friend and Tahoe
neighbor Eddie. He co created Tosh point zero and Toss Show.
He's my Larry David if Larry was slightly less funny
and bought his jeans at Costco, which makes me Jerry
Seinfeld minus the scientology phase and fear of performing in
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front of people under the age of thirty.
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I'll do forty five.
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Minutes on the burden of white privilege at any college
campus in this country. Okay, I'm not afraid to tackle
the issues. What's Aaron Rodgers take on Gaza?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Looking it up?
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Don't look it up. I know I know the answer.
He's on the wrong side. And yes, I'll still be
talking about sports. The Miami Dolphins having a great start
this year six and three. It has played in Frankfurt, Germany.
Was invited to that game by the team to fly
with them. I said no because I don't do things.
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Seemed like an awful idea, go to Frankfurt. I was
born near Frankfurt, Germany, in Bopart. It's like an hour
and a half west today. It was crazy, though, watching
a bunch of German Kansas City Chiefs fans getting so
excited to do the tomahawk chop. It's like they just
couldn't wait over there in Germany to do another racist
arm gesture. Will I still be making fun of Nick Saban,
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your throat. All right, let's get started. I'm gonna be
interviewing people that I find interesting, So no celebrities, no comedians.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Today.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That person is my wife's gynecologist, which has to be
every woman's nightmare for their husband to film a conversation
with their obgyn for the world to watch.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
In theory, being a guy on acologist sounds like a
dream job, but the reality is the vagina is a
complete mystery. It's like an episode of Double Dare down there.
And yes, I got my wife's permission to talk about
her medical history.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Carly, Are you cool.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
With me interviewing doctor Finky for my podcast or talk about.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Your lady hearts? Absolutely not, yes, honey, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I probably shouldn't share as much about my wife as
I'm going to, but we live in Malibu and she
doesn't have to work, so I'm sure she'll get over it.
Enjoy Pasha, my guest today has been all up in
my wife's guts.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Literally, this man delivered both of my children.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Please welcome my wife's gynecologist obgyn, doctor Finkey.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
How are you? I'm well? Thank you for having me.
First question I ask all my guests, do you believe
in ghosts? No?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, Jesus Christ, it took you so long. You're a doctor.
For God's sake, I had to qualify. H Thank you
for agreeing to do this. Let me tell you something
in all honesty, this is the reason I agree to
do this show. iHeart was like, will you do the show?
And I'm like, I don't know. I don't want to
interview comedians. I don't want to interview celebrities. But like
I said this, I swear to. I said, if you
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let me interview like my wife's guy innacologist like, then
I'll do the show. And they're like, well, yeah, but
that won't ever happen. He probably won't let you. And
I'm not that interesting. You know, you're extremely interesting. By
the way, What should I call you do? I have
to say doctor Finkey, David or do. I usually just
call you Finky. My whole life, people have called me Finky.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
It's a great name. You have no idea why.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm the youngest of four kids, so when I went
through life, it was just, oh, there's Finky.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It works. It's a good name and I like it.
How long have you been a doctor?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
God?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I graduated med school in two thousand and six from
where University of Missouri, Kansas City.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And how does that get you into Beverly Hills. That's
a very good question. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You basically, at the end of a residency, you interview
all around the country, and then you put in your
rankings and then it goes through a match system. There's
match day and everyone goes in an auditorium in med
schools around the country, open up your envelope and you
see where you've matched. And I happen to match it
at Cedars in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Did your peers were they? Were they jealous? I assume
it's competitive again, No, it is.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's very competitive.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I was very happy to land where I landed, and
I'll be honest, I didn't know that much about la.
I came out here to interview, but other than that,
I had never been to Los Angeles before.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Did you just immediately or no? Yeah, you like it?
I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Would you ever go back to Missouri to live and work?
I wouldn't like write it off the table. The chances
are probably slim.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Where in Missouri? And are you from a.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Town of six thousand people called Richmond, Missouri. It's about
an hour outside of Kansas.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
City, which is the shittier part of Kansas City, the
Missouri side or the Kansas side.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh, the Kansas side is that's noticeable. Everywhere you want
to be is on the Missouri side. When did you
come out?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would say I fell out you were born gay?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah? Can you eyeball it in a child?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I go back to pictures in my parents' house and
with the attic and stuff, and I'm like, I mean
they were headless if.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
They didn't know. Were your parents supportive very Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Were they confused at the field of medicine that you
went into?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Probably? Why would you pick the vagina? Vagina's picked me.
I knew I didn't want to do it. So in
medical school you go through your rotations, and you put
in your lot for when you want to do certain rotations,
and I was like, well, I don't want to do that,
to put it at the end of the year, and
then you did. I did general surgery, and then after
that I did objun And I like, you know, a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Of professions, even in Hollywood, it's very progressive. You're if
you're out. A lot of times people feel like roles
aren't given to them. That should be. But I feel
in your profession, has it worked to your advantage? I
think so, yeah, it has. That's good. There's one job
where it works in your advantage.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think that women feel comfortable, or at least I
hope they do. And I feel like I'm I try
to be more sensitive or empathic just because I don't
know what they're going through. I mean, multiple times a
day I tell people I'm so happy I don't have ovaries.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They mess up, they do a lot of weird things.
I mean, the vagina's very tricky. Talk about the paradox
of being a gay man who stares at vaginas all day.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's probably the most common topic that comes up at
gay parties.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Do women ever corner you at parties and say, hey,
can you look at this for a second? Has that
ever happened? Not look at this?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, what about has any Do women ever send you
like friends of yours ever send you like vage picks
text message to be like, hey should I what about this?
We have a patient portal which to encourage people to
I'm talking about a close friend that, like, you know,
when we all have a close friend, we're like, oh,
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we can just bypass this portal. What's your stance on grooming?
Are you a do you care?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't care, and I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Now my wife did laser hair removal early on our relationship,
per my request, and now she kind of regrets it
on some level. But like to me, that seems like
it's an easier situation to deal with as a doctor
down there. Do you mind if a woman has just
got a big, huge hairy bush?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Is that acceptable? It doesn't bother me one way or another.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I see all the problems with lasers and waxing and shaving.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
And the ingrowns and ingrown hair.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's why your laser hair removal, well, you can get
all those ingrown hairs and everything during the laser process. Also,
you know, the vagina has a microbiome, and it has
you know, oily glands and things.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
That keep it healthy.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And you rip all those hairs off and try to
get rid of all the moisture and everything that should
be there, and then you're more prone to get east
infections and you're more prone to get bacterial vaginosis.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Have you ever seen a blue waffle? Do you know
what it is? Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, the beginning of the Internet, when the Internet got
like real crazy, it was like one of these first things.
It's like an infected vagina and it was called a
blue waffle, and it was like it was a form
of a disease.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Blue waffle is an Internet hoax. Some claim that it
is a sexual transmitted infection that turns the vagina area blue.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Okay, you ever seen a blue vagina infected only on
a smurf? Okay? How much ky do you guys go
through in your office today? Oh? Boatloads?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
How many times a day do you have to ask
women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
The end of the table? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Every single time. It's not an instinct that any woman
wants to do well. I want to put a sign
on the ceiling that says go lower. All right, here's
one question my wife wanted. How about a new device
for pap smears that's not so primitive and horrific. This
is the way it goes in cranks, right, I don't
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know what it is?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Am I wrong? No? Yeah? The most commonly people use
a speculum. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
There's usually a hinged bi valve. You know, it's a speculum,
so it opens the vagina. There are people who have
tried to invent new speculums that are more comfortable.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I have tried to do that, And I.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Guess maybe I had a bad patent attorney because he
said that the family who owns the speculum patent, He said,
they have it locked down. You can't make a modification
to it. You cannot change it. And lo and behold.
Now there's a company out there that made a speculum
that I had literally designed probably twelve years ago.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Look at this. You had shitty lawyers, I think, so,
I think so. So are you rich? You're not rich?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, I don't understand this. If you want to get
into your line of work, what's the average range people
are getting in around three hundred thousand a year, like
entry level.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Uh huh, that's probably the high end. That's the high
end for entry level.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And now at the top of the spectrum, what can
what can a doctor like that expect to make?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Can they pull in seven hundred thousand a year? Yeah?
Potentially more?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay if you work really, really hard, Well don't you're
at that point.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I'm working very, very hard. Uh huh. I don't know.
I just want you to be rich or rich er.
I'm just about to pay off my student loans. It's serious.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm months away. I thought they were going to forgive those. No,
Biden didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Medical question, is it possible to make any girls squirt.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
To fight squirt sport? Well, I don't know to what
level I have to define? Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You know, some people can like project It's not urine, right,
It's it's hard.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
It's not paying a square.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Across a room like they. And I've never been able
to do it. I'll say that openly. That's never been
a thing. I've never No one's ever accused me of
being good in a bedroom. I don't even know if
it is being good in a bedroom. But some girls
projectile ejaculate. I'm not sure that's a thing.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
No, no, no, it's a thing. I'd be the wrong person,
I know. Come on, you should know if it exists.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I mean, there's got to be all right now, I
won't get back to that one one day. I'm gonna
I have you on the show again. When you get
breast exams, is it hard to come up with small
talk with each patient?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Not at all? Oh what about horrible boob jobs? Oh? Yeah,
I've seen a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's just I mean, just like, oh, I mean about
your business.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I've had someone just was years ago, and it had
to have been back before they did implants, and a
patient went to a surgeon, probably in the seventies or
I have no idea who just injected her breast with
a silicone.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So there were just balls of silicone.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Like floating around in like, well, they get stuck, they
get scarred down, and she was just you know, she
hated it, but.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I never asked her. Let's talk about birth plans.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
What's some of the craziest shit you've had to deal
with in the delivery room?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
A lot? Was there a pun in there? No? Oh? No, No,
there wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I was just a serious I just assume people come
up with birth plans like if this is what I
want to happen, this is how I wanted to go,
and then you have to be like yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, fucking knock it off.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I try to get people to keep it to a page.
I try to explain to people that they're in control
of mostly everything, the room, the lighting, the lights, the music,
who gets to come in and out of the room
at various points, whether or not they have students or
residents involved versus the midwife team.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
But yeah, there was nothing absurd ever jump out. No,
not that I can think of. Have you ever had
about it, Adula? No, But I had to come to
Jesus talk with one. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I was actually covering for another doc her, and so
I had never really met the patient before I go in,
you know, while she was in labor to meet her.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And the woman, the patient was just beside herself. She
was a crawling up the walls, and.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
The dula was like, no, you didn't want to do that.
You're not going to do this, this is not what
you wanted. And the husband's giving me funny glances. They
could not tell this this doula that they didn't want
to keep doing it this way. Hold her out into
the hallway and said we're going to reassess her. Everything
I'm seeing in that room says she's changed her mind,
and she did.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
She got an epidural, relaxed. The baby was delivered three
four hours later, and they were very happy.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You delivered our son, my firstborn, not successfully.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
You failed.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We're supposed to do a traditional birth and that didn't
happen after like twelve hours of labor. Now, is it true?
It's because of my genetics and my enormous head.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It is.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I tell people that I have a huge head, and
they're like, oh, but it doesn't look that big, and
I'm like, whatever, I say it, but I wear a
size eight fitted hat, which is like the most ridiculous
largest hat you can wear. So, yes, my kid had
a huge head, and my wife's a small woman.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
She came in hot, though, I mean she was in
active labor, doing it naturally, no epidural, right, and I'm
thinking this is going to be like a couple couple
more hours, and then I think an hour later she
was complete.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
She was tense and we didn't have an epidura. Al
pushed like a champ and the head did not budget.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, that's when you started move having a parade of
people come in and take a gander.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
A second opinion. Uh huh. What percentage of women pooped
during labor? It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I mean, if you're pushing, well, there was a lot
of times poop's gonna come out.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I mean, I'm sure she doesn't want me to talk
about this, but these are things that some men like.
Oh if I ever saw that, I'd never been able
to look at my wife like that doesn't affect me
in the least.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It wouldn't be a problem for me either.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, But the real problem with my wife was the
concern of her bleeding disorder. She has vun willibrands, and
so we're always concerned about her bleeding out and dying.
That was a big concern at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
But then you pulled it off so successfully.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Made everything good. Now I have children and a wife,
and he saved all of them. What's the appropriate amount
of weight a woman should gain during a pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
It depends on the starting weight.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
If she starts off at two hundred, you just want
to maintain your weight, right, you.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Don't want it to gain a pound.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You can gain a pound, okay, but not a lot
of weight, not forty pounds. Right, But if you're one
hundred and five to start twenty five? I love hearing that.
Oh twenty five, he says. And how long do you
give him to bounce back?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh? It's hard to lose weight while your breastfeed. Oh?
Is it it is? Oh? Is your body?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I mean, your body doesn't want to die, so you
don't want to starve. So the moment you start losing weight,
the body is like weight. Why are we losing weight?
How can we stop the weight loss? So the first
thing you do is cut off the milk supply. Ah,
most people can't lose weight and produce a lot of
breast milk.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Biggest baby ever delivered? Oh, twelve six? That's pretty big?
You ever deliver? Siamese twins? Can you say Siamese anymore?
Or is that racist? Is Siamese racist? I don't think
i'd say it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I know you can't. You have to say conjoined. But
I'm what is Siamese? I don't even I honestly don't
know what it is?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Do you? No? Are you looking it up. You're looking
it up. You ever you ever delivered conjoined twins?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Now, most conjoined twins, I will tell you they're very rare,
but most are conjoined in a way that don't survive
either you know, past the first trimester, or it's not
going to be compatible with life, and patients choose not
to proceed.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, well that's that's on them. That is on them.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I got the Siamese twin answer for you.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Chang and Aang Bunker.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
They were brothers that were conjoined and just became known
as Siamese twins because they were Siamese and Americans.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh, so it was just it was a race of people. Yeah,
who were the first in the US. So it is racist,
got it all? Right, Live and learn. That's what I'm
here for. I'm not afraid to evolve. Does your husband
love that you don't bring your work home with you?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Okay? Do you like babies? I do like babies. Yeah.
Do you have children nope? Do you want children? Nope?
It's very republican of you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
They care about when they're in the womb, but once
they're out, they're on their own.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I would call it an environmentalist position fair.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
What's your stance on abortion pro in a pinch? Could
you do an abortion?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I could? You could? That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
One time I was eavesdropping on you because your walls
and your office are really thins and you, you were
a woman was talking about if she should circumcise her son,
and you seem to kind of just be a little
bit of a yes man. If I'm being honest, like
you weren't pushing one way or the other. But I
didn't circumcise my son, and I I'm circumcised. But I
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was circumcised by a doctor who didn't do circumcisions. Well, no,
didn't do I was in Germany. I was born in Germany, right,
And my mom, who was a nurse, just kind of
like talked the doctor through it. Oh, and she's like,
oh it wasn't good, like like it was bad.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
And she goes, oh, are you happy with it? No?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, no, of course I would have rather have, But you don't.
All right, Which what is your stance? You should people
get their baby circumcised?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yes or no? It's personal preference. Why is it a
personal It is personal preference.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Why shouldn't you just not do it? Why shouldn't you
just not do it right? Why why cut off your skin? Well,
so I get it. I mean I don't know. You know,
I work at a Jewish hospital. We do a lot
of circumcisions. No, I'm circumcised. I'm not Jewish. I don't
find one way about it. Pro or con people get
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very heated about it.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
If you go to the American College of Obiguan Conventions,
the nationwide convention, there used to be the abortion supporters.
Like I get it, they have their cause, they have to,
you know, make their their point known. But in recent
years the circumcision crowds have been much bigger than the
abortion pro life crowds, which I just found fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I find that fast. I don't care to the
point of protest, is it right? I just more feel
it's a good conversation. But by the way, I got
another bone to pick with you. I for both of
my children, I paid this this VIP experience of five
thousand extra dollars for a back line, and I'm positive nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I received no VIP treatment. It wasn't five thousand dollars.
But what was it each delivery at that time?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I think it was probably twenty five hundred. I swear
to god it was five. It wasn't. All right, I
believe you.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's currently thirty five hundred. Do you ever think about
going a little more uh private? Well, so, I mean
that's kind of where where medicine is going is really tricky.
I mean, insurance companies have not increased our reimbursed rates
for over twenty years with inflation, the cost of rent employees. Now,
you know, we pay our employees well, they stick with us,
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but the bottom line keep shrinking. I mean, my patients
have have hard working jobs. They earn me that well
you're an exception, okay, I mean, but they earn their
insurance and they pay a lot for it. So we
feel like we want to I want to keep taking it,
but at some point you kind of have to like
slow down the growth of your practice. And so that's
one of the ways I've been able to do it
(22:27):
with It's called an obi administrative fee. If you come
to my office now and it's your first pregnancy or
you've never seen me before, I require it. If you're
an existing patient and you want special perks like not
sitting in the waiting room or making an appointment, you know,
when the office is closed.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Or that's what we liked. It's like the eight three
time slot. There you go in and out. By the way,
I have a cell phone number of yours. Is it
your real cell phone number or no, it's probably real MM.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
For a time I had a Google Voice number that
would forward to my real number. But I don't think
you know there was a so my phone number is
a Missouri number. It's an eight one six, and the
hospital would frequently dial eight one eight and the rest
of my number, and there was a person who would
answer the phone and would get called at three in
(23:18):
the morning. I mean, I'd be pissed too, right, the
hospital is like, what should we do with this?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Or what should we do that? And he started answering
that I.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Like, no, ethically it's wrong, sure, but at some point
you're allowed. I mean to answer, I has a doctor.
If enough people think you're a doctor.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was like, wait, he starts giving advice over the phone.
He also a patient of mine had texted the number
and the person replied, well that that's probably safe, but
it could kill your baby.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
And that was a dumb text. And he didn't know
what to do and didn't know how to bring it
up with me.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
He thought I had texted it, so at one kind
of awkward appointment, he's asking me like what I meant
by this text message? And I'm thinking, what are you
talking about? I never texted that, and he was typing
in the A.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
That's why you tell him to go through the portal exactly.
That's insanity. Top five grossest celebrity vaginas go. You see
a lot of celebrities.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
A fair number. I'll be honest, I know you don't
know that who they are.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I kind of don't want to know a lot of
the times because I think you just you might act
differently or something. But I've caught myself in very awkward
situations where you go through the whole console in person.
In my office, we go down to be doing the exam,
and when you're putting in a speculum, you want to
ask questions or make it somewhat conversational.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
What do you do? Oh, I'm a writer? Oh what
are you right?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
What kind of stuff? It was like? Oh, I created
a TV show? And then they say the TV show
and then I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Do you ever use slang terms for vagina or do
you only say vagina of a jay?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh? You say a jay? That's it? But COOLi cod?
Do you ever use COOLi cod? Nope, that's a new one. You.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You also are the g y N for Pete in
Here's wife Sam. Yeah, so you've seen Sam's vagina and
my wife's john. Whose is better? Who's vagina? Who's vagina
is better? My wife's are Pete's?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I told you, I don't remember. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You told Pete as his wife is childless, she's thirty five.
You told her that she has plenty of time. Now,
how old are you comfortable with women having babies currently?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean, I've delivered women in their fifties biblically, what
the fuck?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You know?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think that a lot of the times people don't
really fully get some of the complications that can happen
because you're fifty two.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
This is the first time you're becoming pregnant.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That said, you know, we know how to take care
of women who are high risk. We're not afraid of it.
And you know, when people want a family, they'll do
anything to get it. And my job is to make
sure that it's safe and everyone's healthy.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I have fifty two Huh. That seems so old all right?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Knowing how much it takes to upkeep and maintain the vagina,
how thankful are you that you're a man?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I always tell people it's a self cleaning oven. Leave
it alone, huh, leave the vagina alone?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Why then do some vaginas just smell to high heavens?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well? I think a lot of it has to do
with what we do to change nature, and when we
get rid of nature, then more opportunistic bacteria can overgrow,
and so sometimes you'll get a smell that's lightly off.
I'll be honest. The worst thing about being a gynecologist
is feet is feet feet, feet are right in your face.
(26:55):
You're like up in stirrups. Yeah, you just like feet.
So someone comes in and summer they were wearing Tory Birch shoes,
but they don't wear socks right, and their feet stink
and they're like right in front of your face.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I also all told you once while you were examining
my wife, I was like, I had my fingers inside
of a woman and I could feel something pokey, and
I asked you if it was the iud that had
slipped down and I was actually touching it because I
felt like a sharp needle?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Is that truth? Is? Is that what I was feeling?
What was I touching? It's the strings of the IUD.
This was sharp and light. It would be like the
end of like a fishing line.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Like pokey, Okay, that is exactly what it's like, like
a fishing line.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Couldn't that pop a condom? No?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Huh, I don't like anything sharp and pokey.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Pointing at me.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I trimmed the strings inside the cervix, so you shouldn't
be able to feel them if I put it in.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
My days of IUDs are over. You need to give
me the names of for the surgery, the little snip.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I need to do the sectomy. Yeah, I have to
do that immediately. Should have already done it. You know.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
We wanted to make sure the baby was like healthy,
and I don't know it. If they make it eight months,
I feel like, all right, this kid should live forever.
That's my thinking. That's a good, good, lofty goal.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Uh huh, Well, this is my goal. Keep them alive.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I've got a scorting answer.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
What's your scorting answer?
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Says A squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm.
Female ejaculation is release of both urine and a substance
from the skeens glands.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Like uh huh, okay, so they are peing all over
your play. Yeah, that's what I've learned. After you delivered
my son, I gave you a gift to the.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Toco Japanese Spa. You do okay? Yeah, you said thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I think when I give you fine, but you never
talked about it ever after that.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Now did you actually go? It was great? It was great?
Did you went? Yes? Did you do the thing?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Whereas for the two people with the sushi, you did it?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Package Yes? I felt like you didn't do it. It
was for my husband's birthday. We did it like after
the pandemic had so you we didn't do it before.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Used my gift as your birthday. It acted like it
was yours.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I did no. He knew, he knew, he knew it
was it was a gift. Okay. But that brings me
to uh.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I give everybody that's a guest on my show a gift,
but I don't buy them anything. I just take something
from my house that I don't want my house anymore
and just give it to him.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, it can be nice, But do you remember what
I asked for you to do on our second child. No,
when when you were going to have the surgery, I said,
what what did you need to fix?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Oh the smirk.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Smirk, Yeah, because because so we had that emergency C
section the first time, and I felt like it was
like a little bit of a smirk, like the scar
was a little bit of a smirk. Again, she doesn't
heal well because of the bleeding the sword, so it's
going to be there forever. And there's no hair because
the laser hair removal. Too much information, but anyway, so
I'm just staring at the smirk. I was like, hey,
could you fix that? I'm not positive you fixed it.
And now it's more like a like a weird, crazy
(30:17):
joker smile. So the bandages are over her scar. Her
mother came out was with us, and when you removed
the bandages from her scar, my wife's mother said, oh, wow,
Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller. That's that's her her
son's wife. That was the first thing that was said.
(30:38):
That was the first thing that my wife heard as
bandages were being removed. So I for my wife's first
Mother's Day got her coffee monks. She loves coffee, Nice
Heath ceramics coffee munks and had it put in on it.
Oh wow, Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller, and then
mother's supporting Mother's written underneath it.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
And that was her Mother's Day gift. She thought it
was funny, very appropriate. It was silly. It was a
ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Then my mother in law visits and she gets rid
of defaces the mugs.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, so I get upset.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
But she didn't know. But I had already taken a
photo of it. So the next time she visited in
our guest house, I had I had this name. I
had this name blew up right, and this hung above
our guest room. So every time she had a sleep,
this was in And this has been there for four years.
(31:37):
And I'm passing this on to you.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
So this is now yours. Oh grazy, I don't know.
I don't know if you have space for it, but
I've got the perfect place for it. Uh huh. What's
it like just always being on call?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS, but I've shipped
myself way more more than I ever want to admit.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
So I need a schedule. I need to know what
my day is going to be.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Like the stress that you must go through of knowing like, oh,
I have to wake up and go to the hospital
right now, that's absurd.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I mean, I think it's one of the main reasons
people stop doing OB at a certain point in their career.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I mean the way I do it is how ninety
percent of physicians across the country do it.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Or even the world. What you just don't answer. You
keep your phone on silent, no sleep.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
And well.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, I mean most places there's one doctor who's on
call for the whole group, and that person does all
the deliveries overnight or for a twenty four hour period
so that everyone else can sleep and be in the
office the next day and not look awful.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
But you are waking up occasionally in the middle of
the night. Yeah, all the time, all the time. Yeah,
And you know, and how annoying for your husband, like
like he didn't sign up for that. He's gotten used
to it. He did not like it in the beginning, right,
But it's kind of good. I mean, when he's there,
it's helpful. He travels a lot.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
But when he's there. It's helpful because I I.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
From like ten thirty pm to one thirty am, I
get a tornado could be going by, and I'm very
difficult to wake up.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
What time you go to bed normally nine thirty. I'm
right there with you. What time you wake up?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
I mean sometimes I'll wake up at four am and
be going the whole day for hobbies. Do you exercise?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I work out with a trainer two days, two to
three days a week, Saturday.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Sunday for sure, potentially Monday.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
You know, there's there's babies are born at like if
they're born between like three am and four am, two
thirty to four, it's that we call it the witching
hour because then it's like four thirty approaching five, and
it's like, well, now what do I do? I don't
have to be in the office until nine, or I
don't have to be into the operating room until seven fifteen,
(33:53):
and so a lot of times you just push through,
you start your workout, because if you go to bed
at five and you wake up at six thirty, you're
on Mars.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
No, you're wrong, it's off. I take I take sleep
anywhere I can get it. Oh, no, just go back
to any sleep is better than no sleep depends on
where you are in the rim. And then if I
wake up on Mars, I'd much rather just push through
the whole morning. I'll ask you this because I was
having a conversation, uh with a man who happened to
be a gay man, and I brought up he's married.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I brought up.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Monogamy, and he laughed in my face, saying that's not
a thing in gay relationships. And I said, that's insane.
I go, I know tons of I said, I go,
I know tons of gay men that are in monogamous marriages.
And he says, no, you don't. And the reality was
he was right, I don't. I just assume that I do.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Are you in a monogamous relationship? I am. Have you
always been? Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
See, you know, I just don't want anything. I don't
want any STDs. But it is a rarity, not to
overgeneralize in a little bit, to be monogamous in a
in a male relationship.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
You think it's that rare, you think you're that unique.
I think it's common. I just think that guy hangs
out with tons of wild sex freaks.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I don't want the stress of another relationship.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
That's my fear. I agree.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
The one or two upsides of a relationship is likeugh, okay,
I don't have to stress about you know somebody else?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, and I'm I'm too busy to have another relationship.
You like to travel, love to travel. Where's your favorite
place is? To go the Maldives? Oh god, it takes
so long to get favorite. I've never been, But that's
too long. That's a whole day of traveling. Well, no,
I mean you go to you hop to like Tokyo,
you stay one or two nights in Toko, then you
hop to Singapore and Singapore Maldives.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You fly first class the whole way on points. Okay,
you know, I don't care how you get there. You
don't have to act like you're an everyday man.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
You so we also do. I book all my travel
three hundred and thirty days in advance.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
That's so funny because you know exactly when you're gonna
be free, because you have to tell these women nine
months in advance, I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Isn't it weird that you affect people's sex life like
people have sex around your schedule?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
It's a little weird people. I think people do. No, No,
we definitely do.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
There's like, there's like no scenario where we're ever gonna
have a baby in March?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Is that when you leave it's a popular time to leave. Yep? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Where does a woman's pea come out right under the
cleariss and right above the vaginal opening? It's always confused me,
it's always confused me. Well, honestly, I hope I'm never
in your office again. I am not offended, but I
thank you very much for being on the show, Doctor Finky.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Thank you for having me Pasha. But that was a
great interview.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Don't you think Carl want to thank doctor Finky for
being on the show. He's an amazing person. And I
hope hope will become best friends. And if you have
a vagina and you're in the LA area, you should
do yourself a favor and let that man see it. Carl,
for the record, is a burn adoodle. He's a rescue.
I rescued him from a very expensive breeder. And listen,
(37:16):
some people are embarrassed when they have like a doodle.
I love my burn adoodle. But don't worry anytime I
spend that much money on a designer breed dog. You
know what I do. I double the amount that I
donate to best Friends. They're a great organization that deal
with actual rescue dogs. I've got some stand up dates
(37:38):
coming up in San Diego and Reno. Boys Wear Pink
dot Com say clothing line I started for toddlers because
I have a little boy and I like to dress
him in pink and then have everybody go, oh, you
have a beautiful girl, And I'm like, why because he
has pink on I just start a real hostile conversation
in front of my son. My son who is now
(37:59):
four and less cute than he was at three. But
when he was three, his voice was so cute, the
way he would mispronounce words, and I said to myself,
I'm gonna really miss this when he gets older. This
just this sweetness the voice. And so every night I
would ask him to tell me a bedtime story and
(38:20):
I would record it. And I thought it'd be a
cute thing to have this library of all these stories.
So from time to time, I'm gonna let you hear
one of my son's bedtime stories.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I hope you like it.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
There's a good chance you won't because it's a child
making up a story, and it's not your kid, so
it's not interesting to you. But it's only a minute long.
All right, I'll see you next week. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Went upon a time in this aul. So always some
planets right as a planet having distant Amo, wait, some
planet hot how dyness? Oh some planet I've but the
planet has had dime. So but their mommy got they
(39:05):
were baby dying, so they had somebody had they had chicken,
some planet they had bails. Some planet had rabbits, some
pan had bunnies, some planet.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Had well, there's one planet that just had rabbits and
one planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet
that had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies?
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yes, okay, goodbye.
How many times a day do you have to ask
women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards the
end of the table. Oh, every single time. It's not
an instinct that any woman wants to do well.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I want to put a sign on the ceiling that says,
go lower, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Pashhash shows show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Welcome to Tosh point zho Nope, wrong show right.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome to Tosh Show. I'll be honest. Sounds very similar.
It's almost as if we're intentionally trying to be confusing. Yep,
this show couldn't be more different. For example, no internet VIDs, fine,
fewer internet VIDs.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Thursday partly Sunny Skies and fifty seven And to another
woman who likes to be double fisted in a different way,
I think Jess, she means beer. She means beer, Guys,
she means beer. Don't put me on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My god.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Apparently Channel six's parent company is porn Hub. This is
why we should have never started paying women the same
as men, because now they're acting like us and it's disgusting.
You see, on my old show, I would have put
twenty seconds on the clock to make fun of this video.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But now on a.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Podcast, I can put three and a half hours on
the clock, do a deep dive into why Jess is
using alcohol as a coping mechanism.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Can we still play is It Racist?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Of course, of course we.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Can play is it racist? Chris McCarthy doesn't own racism.
By the way, let me set the record straight about
what happened over at Comedy Central. Okay, they offered me
a pile of cash to break my contract and I
did the end. I'm not mad though, because had that
not happened, I wouldn't be here right now in this
illegally built adu in newly gentrified Baldwin Hills. The Lord
(01:52):
works in mysterious ways, real mysterious Hosanna. The biggest difference
between Toss Show and Tosh point zero is that I
will be wearing glasses occasionally and sitting down because it's
a podcast and you're just listening, but you can also watch,
so it's pretty.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Much the same show.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Big difference chiming in off camera way more than I'll
ever feel comfortable with. It's my good friend and Tahoe
neighbor Eddie. He co created Tosh point zero and Toss Show.
He's my Larry David if Larry was slightly less funny
and bought his jeans at Costco, which makes me Jerry
Seinfeld minus the scientology phase and fear of performing in
(02:31):
front of people under the age of thirty.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I'll do forty five.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Minutes on the burden of white privilege at any college
campus in this country. Okay, I'm not afraid to tackle
the issues. What's Aaron Rodgers take on Gaza?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Looking it up?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Don't look it up. I know I know the answer.
He's on the wrong side. And yes, I'll still be
talking about sports. The Miami Dolphins having a great start
this year six and three. It has played in Frankfurt, Germany.
Was invited to that game by the team to fly
with them. I said no because I don't do things.
(03:06):
Seemed like an awful idea, go to Frankfurt. I was
born near Frankfurt, Germany, in Bopart. It's like an hour
and a half west today. It was crazy, though, watching
a bunch of German Kansas City Chiefs fans getting so
excited to do the tomahawk chop. It's like they just
couldn't wait over there in Germany to do another racist
arm gesture. Will I still be making fun of Nick Saban,
(03:29):
not as much because he, like myself, is no longer relevant. Mostly,
this show will be my personal bullhorn to make sure
arn Anderson knows that our feud is far from over.
You hear me, arn ors your miraclear run on a juice,
you old fuck. Please subscribe so I can shove my
out of touch coastal elite, far left socialist opinions down
(03:52):
your throat. All right, let's get started. I'm gonna be
interviewing people that I find interesting, So no celebrities, no comedians.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Today.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That person is my wife's gynecologist, which has to be
every woman's nightmare for their husband to film a conversation
with their obgyn for the world to watch.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
In theory, being a guy on acologist sounds like a
dream job, but the reality is the vagina is a
complete mystery. It's like an episode of Double Dare down there.
And yes, I got my wife's permission to talk about
her medical history.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Carly, Are you cool.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
With me interviewing doctor Finky for my podcast or talk about.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Your lady hearts? Absolutely not, yes, honey, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I probably shouldn't share as much about my wife as
I'm going to, but we live in Malibu and she
doesn't have to work, so I'm sure she'll get over it.
Enjoy Pasha, my guest today has been all up in
my wife's guts.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Literally, this man delivered both of my children.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Please welcome my wife's gynecologist obgyn, doctor Finkey.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
How are you? I'm well? Thank you for having me.
First question I ask all my guests, do you believe
in ghosts? No?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, Jesus Christ, it took you so long. You're a doctor.
For God's sake, I had to qualify. H Thank you
for agreeing to do this. Let me tell you something
in all honesty, this is the reason I agree to
do this show. iHeart was like, will you do the show?
And I'm like, I don't know. I don't want to
interview comedians. I don't want to interview celebrities. But like
I said this, I swear to. I said, if you
(05:31):
let me interview like my wife's guy innacologist like, then
I'll do the show. And they're like, well, yeah, but
that won't ever happen. He probably won't let you. And
I'm not that interesting. You know, you're extremely interesting. By
the way, What should I call you do? I have
to say doctor Finkey, David or do. I usually just
call you Finky. My whole life, people have called me Finky.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
It's a great name. You have no idea why.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm the youngest of four kids, so when I went
through life, it was just, oh, there's Finky.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It works. It's a good name and I like it.
How long have you been a doctor?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
God?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I graduated med school in two thousand and six from
where University of Missouri, Kansas City.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And how does that get you into Beverly Hills. That's
a very good question. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You basically, at the end of a residency, you interview
all around the country, and then you put in your
rankings and then it goes through a match system. There's
match day and everyone goes in an auditorium in med
schools around the country, open up your envelope and you
see where you've matched. And I happen to match it
at Cedars in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Did your peers were they? Were they jealous? I assume
it's competitive again, No, it is.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
It's very competitive.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I was very happy to land where I landed, and
I'll be honest, I didn't know that much about la.
I came out here to interview, but other than that,
I had never been to Los Angeles before.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Did you just immediately or no? Yeah, you like it?
I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Would you ever go back to Missouri to live and work?
I wouldn't like write it off the table. The chances
are probably slim.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Where in Missouri? And are you from a.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Town of six thousand people called Richmond, Missouri. It's about
an hour outside of Kansas.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
City, which is the shittier part of Kansas City, the
Missouri side or the Kansas side.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Oh, the Kansas side is that's noticeable. Everywhere you want
to be is on the Missouri side. When did you
come out?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would say I fell out you were born gay?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah? Can you eyeball it in a child?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I go back to pictures in my parents' house and
with the attic and stuff, and I'm like, I mean
they were headless if.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
They didn't know. Were your parents supportive very Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Were they confused at the field of medicine that you
went into?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Probably? Why would you pick the vagina? Vagina's picked me.
I knew I didn't want to do it. So in
medical school you go through your rotations, and you put
in your lot for when you want to do certain rotations,
and I was like, well, I don't want to do that,
to put it at the end of the year, and
then you did. I did general surgery, and then after
that I did objun And I like, you know, a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Of professions, even in Hollywood, it's very progressive. You're if
you're out. A lot of times people feel like roles
aren't given to them. That should be. But I feel
in your profession, has it worked to your advantage? I
think so, yeah, it has. That's good. There's one job
where it works in your advantage.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think that women feel comfortable, or at least I
hope they do. And I feel like I'm I try
to be more sensitive or empathic just because I don't
know what they're going through. I mean, multiple times a
day I tell people I'm so happy I don't have ovaries.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They mess up, they do a lot of weird things.
I mean, the vagina's very tricky. Talk about the paradox
of being a gay man who stares at vaginas all day.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's probably the most common topic that comes up at
gay parties.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Do women ever corner you at parties and say, hey,
can you look at this for a second? Has that
ever happened? Not look at this?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, what about has any Do women ever send you
like friends of yours ever send you like vage picks
text message to be like, hey should I what about this?
We have a patient portal which to encourage people to
I'm talking about a close friend that, like, you know,
when we all have a close friend, we're like, oh,
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we can just bypass this portal. What's your stance on grooming?
Are you a do you care?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't care, and I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Now my wife did laser hair removal early on our relationship,
per my request, and now she kind of regrets it
on some level. But like to me, that seems like
it's an easier situation to deal with as a doctor
down there. Do you mind if a woman has just
got a big, huge hairy bush?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Is that acceptable? It doesn't bother me one way or another.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I see all the problems with lasers and waxing and shaving.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
And the ingrowns and ingrown hair.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's why your laser hair removal, well, you can get
all those ingrown hairs and everything during the laser process. Also,
you know, the vagina has a microbiome, and it has
you know, oily glands and things.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
That keep it healthy.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And you rip all those hairs off and try to
get rid of all the moisture and everything that should
be there, and then you're more prone to get east
infections and you're more prone to get bacterial vaginosis.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Have you ever seen a blue waffle? Do you know
what it is? Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
No, the beginning of the Internet, when the Internet got
like real crazy, it was like one of these first things.
It's like an infected vagina and it was called a
blue waffle, and it was like it was a form
of a disease.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Blue waffle is an Internet hoax. Some claim that it
is a sexual transmitted infection that turns the vagina area blue.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Okay, you ever seen a blue vagina infected only on
a smurf? Okay? How much ky do you guys go
through in your office today? Oh? Boatloads?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
How many times a day do you have to ask
women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
The end of the table? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Every single time. It's not an instinct that any woman
wants to do well. I want to put a sign
on the ceiling that says go lower. All right, here's
one question my wife wanted. How about a new device
for pap smears that's not so primitive and horrific. This
is the way it goes in cranks, right, I don't
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know what it is?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Am I wrong? No? Yeah? The most commonly people use
a speculum. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
There's usually a hinged bi valve. You know, it's a speculum,
so it opens the vagina. There are people who have
tried to invent new speculums that are more comfortable.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I have tried to do that, And I.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Guess maybe I had a bad patent attorney because he
said that the family who owns the speculum patent, He said,
they have it locked down. You can't make a modification
to it. You cannot change it. And lo and behold.
Now there's a company out there that made a speculum
that I had literally designed probably twelve years ago.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Look at this. You had shitty lawyers, I think, so,
I think so. So are you rich? You're not rich?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, I don't understand this. If you want to get
into your line of work, what's the average range people
are getting in around three hundred thousand a year, like
entry level.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Uh huh, that's probably the high end. That's the high
end for entry level.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And now at the top of the spectrum, what can
what can a doctor like that expect to make?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Can they pull in seven hundred thousand a year? Yeah?
Potentially more?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay if you work really, really hard, Well don't you're
at that point.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I'm working very, very hard. Uh huh. I don't know.
I just want you to be rich or rich er.
I'm just about to pay off my student loans. It's serious.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm months away. I thought they were going to forgive those. No,
Biden didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Medical question, is it possible to make any girls squirt.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
To fight squirt sport? Well, I don't know to what
level I have to define? Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You know, some people can like project It's not urine, right,
It's it's hard.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
It's not paying a square.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Across a room like they. And I've never been able
to do it. I'll say that openly. That's never been
a thing. I've never No one's ever accused me of
being good in a bedroom. I don't even know if
it is being good in a bedroom. But some girls
projectile ejaculate. I'm not sure that's a thing.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
No, no, no, it's a thing. I'd be the wrong person,
I know. Come on, you should know if it exists.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I mean, there's got to be all right now, I
won't get back to that one one day. I'm gonna
I have you on the show again. When you get
breast exams, is it hard to come up with small
talk with each patient?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Not at all? Oh what about horrible boob jobs? Oh? Yeah,
I've seen a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's just I mean, just like, oh, I mean about
your business.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I've had someone just was years ago, and it had
to have been back before they did implants, and a
patient went to a surgeon, probably in the seventies or
I have no idea who just injected her breast with
a silicone.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So there were just balls of silicone.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Like floating around in like, well, they get stuck, they
get scarred down, and she was just you know, she
hated it, but.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I never asked her. Let's talk about birth plans.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
What's some of the craziest shit you've had to deal
with in the delivery room?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
A lot? Was there a pun in there? No? Oh? No, No,
there wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I was just a serious I just assume people come
up with birth plans like if this is what I
want to happen, this is how I wanted to go,
and then you have to be like yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, fucking knock it off.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I try to get people to keep it to a page.
I try to explain to people that they're in control
of mostly everything, the room, the lighting, the lights, the music,
who gets to come in and out of the room
at various points, whether or not they have students or
residents involved versus the midwife team.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
But yeah, there was nothing absurd ever jump out. No,
not that I can think of. Have you ever had
about it, Adula? No, But I had to come to
Jesus talk with one. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I was actually covering for another doc her, and so
I had never really met the patient before I go in,
you know, while she was in labor to meet her.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And the woman, the patient was just beside herself. She
was a crawling up the walls, and.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
The dula was like, no, you didn't want to do that.
You're not going to do this, this is not what
you wanted. And the husband's giving me funny glances. They
could not tell this this doula that they didn't want
to keep doing it this way. Hold her out into
the hallway and said we're going to reassess her. Everything
I'm seeing in that room says she's changed her mind,
and she did.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
She got an epidural, relaxed. The baby was delivered three
four hours later, and they were very happy.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You delivered our son, my firstborn, not successfully.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
You failed.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We're supposed to do a traditional birth and that didn't
happen after like twelve hours of labor. Now, is it true?
It's because of my genetics and my enormous head.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It is.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I tell people that I have a huge head, and
they're like, oh, but it doesn't look that big, and
I'm like, whatever, I say it, but I wear a
size eight fitted hat, which is like the most ridiculous
largest hat you can wear. So, yes, my kid had
a huge head, and my wife's a small woman.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
She came in hot, though, I mean she was in
active labor, doing it naturally, no epidural, right, and I'm
thinking this is going to be like a couple couple
more hours, and then I think an hour later she
was complete.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
She was tense and we didn't have an epidura. Al
pushed like a champ and the head did not budget.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, that's when you started move having a parade of
people come in and take a gander.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
A second opinion. Uh huh. What percentage of women pooped
during labor? It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I mean, if you're pushing, well, there was a lot
of times poop's gonna come out.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I mean, I'm sure she doesn't want me to talk
about this, but these are things that some men like.
Oh if I ever saw that, I'd never been able
to look at my wife like that doesn't affect me
in the least.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It wouldn't be a problem for me either.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, But the real problem with my wife was the
concern of her bleeding disorder. She has vun willibrands, and
so we're always concerned about her bleeding out and dying.
That was a big concern at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
But then you pulled it off so successfully.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Made everything good. Now I have children and a wife,
and he saved all of them. What's the appropriate amount
of weight a woman should gain during a pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
It depends on the starting weight.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
If she starts off at two hundred, you just want
to maintain your weight, right, you.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Don't want it to gain a pound.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You can gain a pound, okay, but not a lot
of weight, not forty pounds. Right, But if you're one
hundred and five to start twenty five? I love hearing that.
Oh twenty five, he says. And how long do you
give him to bounce back?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh? It's hard to lose weight while your breastfeed. Oh?
Is it it is? Oh? Is your body?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I mean, your body doesn't want to die, so you
don't want to starve. So the moment you start losing weight,
the body is like weight. Why are we losing weight?
How can we stop the weight loss? So the first
thing you do is cut off the milk supply. Ah,
most people can't lose weight and produce a lot of
breast milk.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Biggest baby ever delivered? Oh, twelve six? That's pretty big?
You ever deliver? Siamese twins? Can you say Siamese anymore?
Or is that racist? Is Siamese racist? I don't think
i'd say it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I know you can't. You have to say conjoined. But
I'm what is Siamese? I don't even I honestly don't
know what it is?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Do you? No? Are you looking it up. You're looking
it up. You ever you ever delivered conjoined twins?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Now, most conjoined twins, I will tell you they're very rare,
but most are conjoined in a way that don't survive
either you know, past the first trimester, or it's not
going to be compatible with life, and patients choose not
to proceed.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, well that's that's on them. That is on them.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I got the Siamese twin answer for you.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Chang and Aang Bunker.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
They were brothers that were conjoined and just became known
as Siamese twins because they were Siamese and Americans.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh, so it was just it was a race of people. Yeah,
who were the first in the US. So it is racist,
got it all? Right, Live and learn. That's what I'm
here for. I'm not afraid to evolve. Does your husband
love that you don't bring your work home with you?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Okay? Do you like babies? I do like babies. Yeah.
Do you have children nope? Do you want children? Nope?
It's very republican of you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
They care about when they're in the womb, but once
they're out, they're on their own.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I would call it an environmentalist position fair.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
What's your stance on abortion pro in a pinch? Could
you do an abortion?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I could? You could? That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
One time I was eavesdropping on you because your walls
and your office are really thins and you, you were
a woman was talking about if she should circumcise her son,
and you seem to kind of just be a little
bit of a yes man. If I'm being honest, like
you weren't pushing one way or the other. But I
didn't circumcise my son, and I I'm circumcised. But I
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was circumcised by a doctor who didn't do circumcisions. Well, no,
didn't do I was in Germany. I was born in Germany, right,
And my mom, who was a nurse, just kind of
like talked the doctor through it. Oh, and she's like,
oh it wasn't good, like like it was bad.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
And she goes, oh, are you happy with it? No?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, no, of course I would have rather have, But you don't.
All right, Which what is your stance? You should people
get their baby circumcised?
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yes or no? It's personal preference. Why is it a
personal It is personal preference.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Why shouldn't you just not do it? Why shouldn't you
just not do it right? Why why cut off your skin? Well,
so I get it. I mean I don't know. You know,
I work at a Jewish hospital. We do a lot
of circumcisions. No, I'm circumcised. I'm not Jewish. I don't
find one way about it. Pro or con people get
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very heated about it.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
If you go to the American College of Obiguan Conventions,
the nationwide convention, there used to be the abortion supporters.
Like I get it, they have their cause, they have to,
you know, make their their point known. But in recent
years the circumcision crowds have been much bigger than the
abortion pro life crowds, which I just found fascinating.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I find that fast. I don't care to the
point of protest, is it right? I just more feel
it's a good conversation. But by the way, I got
another bone to pick with you. I for both of
my children, I paid this this VIP experience of five
thousand extra dollars for a back line, and I'm positive nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I received no VIP treatment. It wasn't five thousand dollars.
But what was it each delivery at that time?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I think it was probably twenty five hundred. I swear
to god it was five. It wasn't. All right, I
believe you.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's currently thirty five hundred. Do you ever think about
going a little more uh private? Well, so, I mean
that's kind of where where medicine is going is really tricky.
I mean, insurance companies have not increased our reimbursed rates
for over twenty years with inflation, the cost of rent employees. Now,
you know, we pay our employees well, they stick with us,
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but the bottom line keep shrinking. I mean, my patients
have have hard working jobs. They earn me that well
you're an exception, okay, I mean, but they earn their
insurance and they pay a lot for it. So we
feel like we want to I want to keep taking it,
but at some point you kind of have to like
slow down the growth of your practice. And so that's
one of the ways I've been able to do it
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with It's called an obi administrative fee. If you come
to my office now and it's your first pregnancy or
you've never seen me before, I require it. If you're
an existing patient and you want special perks like not
sitting in the waiting room or making an appointment, you know,
when the office is closed.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Or that's what we liked. It's like the eight three
time slot. There you go in and out. By the way,
I have a cell phone number of yours. Is it
your real cell phone number or no, it's probably real MM.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
For a time I had a Google Voice number that
would forward to my real number. But I don't think
you know there was a so my phone number is
a Missouri number. It's an eight one six, and the
hospital would frequently dial eight one eight and the rest
of my number, and there was a person who would
answer the phone and would get called at three in
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the morning. I mean, I'd be pissed too, right, the
hospital is like, what should we do with this?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Or what should we do that? And he started answering
that I.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Like, no, ethically it's wrong, sure, but at some point
you're allowed. I mean to answer, I has a doctor.
If enough people think you're a doctor.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was like, wait, he starts giving advice over the phone.
He also a patient of mine had texted the number
and the person replied, well that that's probably safe, but
it could kill your baby.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
And that was a dumb text. And he didn't know
what to do and didn't know how to bring it
up with me.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
He thought I had texted it, so at one kind
of awkward appointment, he's asking me like what I meant
by this text message? And I'm thinking, what are you
talking about? I never texted that, and he was typing
in the A.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
That's why you tell him to go through the portal exactly.
That's insanity. Top five grossest celebrity vaginas go. You see
a lot of celebrities.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
A fair number. I'll be honest, I know you don't
know that who they are.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I kind of don't want to know a lot of
the times because I think you just you might act
differently or something. But I've caught myself in very awkward
situations where you go through the whole console in person.
In my office, we go down to be doing the exam,
and when you're putting in a speculum, you want to
ask questions or make it somewhat conversational.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
What do you do? Oh, I'm a writer? Oh what
are you right?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
What kind of stuff? It was like? Oh, I created
a TV show? And then they say the TV show
and then I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Do you ever use slang terms for vagina or do
you only say vagina of a jay?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh? You say a jay? That's it? But COOLi cod?
Do you ever use COOLi cod? Nope, that's a new one. You.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You also are the g y N for Pete in
Here's wife Sam. Yeah, so you've seen Sam's vagina and
my wife's john. Whose is better? Who's vagina? Who's vagina
is better? My wife's are Pete's?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I told you, I don't remember. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You told Pete as his wife is childless, she's thirty five.
You told her that she has plenty of time. Now,
how old are you comfortable with women having babies currently?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean, I've delivered women in their fifties biblically, what
the fuck?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You know?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I think that a lot of the times people don't
really fully get some of the complications that can happen
because you're fifty two.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
This is the first time you're becoming pregnant.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That said, you know, we know how to take care
of women who are high risk. We're not afraid of it.
And you know, when people want a family, they'll do
anything to get it. And my job is to make
sure that it's safe and everyone's healthy.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I have fifty two Huh. That seems so old all right?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Knowing how much it takes to upkeep and maintain the vagina,
how thankful are you that you're a man?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I always tell people it's a self cleaning oven. Leave
it alone, huh, leave the vagina alone?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Why then do some vaginas just smell to high heavens?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well? I think a lot of it has to do
with what we do to change nature, and when we
get rid of nature, then more opportunistic bacteria can overgrow,
and so sometimes you'll get a smell that's lightly off.
I'll be honest. The worst thing about being a gynecologist
is feet is feet feet, feet are right in your face.
(26:55):
You're like up in stirrups. Yeah, you just like feet.
So someone comes in and summer they were wearing Tory Birch shoes,
but they don't wear socks right, and their feet stink
and they're like right in front of your face.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I also all told you once while you were examining
my wife, I was like, I had my fingers inside
of a woman and I could feel something pokey, and
I asked you if it was the iud that had
slipped down and I was actually touching it because I
felt like a sharp needle?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Is that truth? Is? Is that what I was feeling?
What was I touching? It's the strings of the IUD.
This was sharp and light. It would be like the
end of like a fishing line.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Like pokey, Okay, that is exactly what it's like, like
a fishing line.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Couldn't that pop a condom? No?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Huh, I don't like anything sharp and pokey.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Pointing at me.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I trimmed the strings inside the cervix, so you shouldn't
be able to feel them if I put it in.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
My days of IUDs are over. You need to give
me the names of for the surgery, the little snip.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I need to do the sectomy. Yeah, I have to
do that immediately. Should have already done it. You know.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
We wanted to make sure the baby was like healthy,
and I don't know it. If they make it eight months,
I feel like, all right, this kid should live forever.
That's my thinking. That's a good, good, lofty goal.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Uh huh, Well, this is my goal. Keep them alive.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I've got a scorting answer.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
What's your scorting answer?
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Says A squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm.
Female ejaculation is release of both urine and a substance
from the skeens glands.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Like uh huh, okay, so they are peing all over
your play. Yeah, that's what I've learned. After you delivered
my son, I gave you a gift to the.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Toco Japanese Spa. You do okay? Yeah, you said thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I think when I give you fine, but you never
talked about it ever after that.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Now did you actually go? It was great? It was great?
Did you went? Yes? Did you do the thing?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Whereas for the two people with the sushi, you did it?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Package Yes? I felt like you didn't do it. It
was for my husband's birthday. We did it like after
the pandemic had so you we didn't do it before.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Used my gift as your birthday. It acted like it
was yours.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I did no. He knew, he knew, he knew it
was it was a gift. Okay. But that brings me
to uh.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I give everybody that's a guest on my show a gift,
but I don't buy them anything. I just take something
from my house that I don't want my house anymore
and just give it to him.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
It's very nice.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, it can be nice, But do you remember what
I asked for you to do on our second child. No,
when when you were going to have the surgery, I said,
what what did you need to fix?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Oh the smirk.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Smirk, Yeah, because because so we had that emergency C
section the first time, and I felt like it was
like a little bit of a smirk, like the scar
was a little bit of a smirk. Again, she doesn't
heal well because of the bleeding the sword, so it's
going to be there forever. And there's no hair because
the laser hair removal. Too much information, but anyway, so
I'm just staring at the smirk. I was like, hey,
could you fix that? I'm not positive you fixed it.
And now it's more like a like a weird, crazy
(30:17):
joker smile. So the bandages are over her scar. Her
mother came out was with us, and when you removed
the bandages from her scar, my wife's mother said, oh, wow,
Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller. That's that's her her
son's wife. That was the first thing that was said.
(30:38):
That was the first thing that my wife heard as
bandages were being removed. So I for my wife's first
Mother's Day got her coffee monks. She loves coffee, Nice
Heath ceramics coffee munks and had it put in on it.
Oh wow, Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller, and then
mother's supporting Mother's written underneath it.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
And that was her Mother's Day gift. She thought it
was funny, very appropriate. It was silly. It was a
ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Then my mother in law visits and she gets rid
of defaces the mugs.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, so I get upset.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
But she didn't know. But I had already taken a
photo of it. So the next time she visited in
our guest house, I had I had this name. I
had this name blew up right, and this hung above
our guest room. So every time she had a sleep,
this was in And this has been there for four years.
(31:37):
And I'm passing this on to you.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
So this is now yours. Oh grazy, I don't know.
I don't know if you have space for it, but
I've got the perfect place for it. Uh huh. What's
it like just always being on call?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS, but I've shipped
myself way more more than I ever want to admit.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
So I need a schedule. I need to know what
my day is going to be.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Like the stress that you must go through of knowing like, oh,
I have to wake up and go to the hospital
right now, that's absurd.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I mean, I think it's one of the main reasons
people stop doing OB at a certain point in their career.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I mean the way I do it is how ninety
percent of physicians across the country do it.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Or even the world. What you just don't answer. You
keep your phone on silent, no sleep.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
And well.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, I mean most places there's one doctor who's on
call for the whole group, and that person does all
the deliveries overnight or for a twenty four hour period
so that everyone else can sleep and be in the
office the next day and not look awful.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
But you are waking up occasionally in the middle of
the night. Yeah, all the time, all the time. Yeah,
And you know, and how annoying for your husband, like
like he didn't sign up for that. He's gotten used
to it. He did not like it in the beginning, right,
But it's kind of good. I mean, when he's there,
it's helpful. He travels a lot.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
But when he's there. It's helpful because I I.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
From like ten thirty pm to one thirty am, I
get a tornado could be going by, and I'm very
difficult to wake up.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
What time you go to bed normally nine thirty. I'm
right there with you. What time you wake up?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
I mean sometimes I'll wake up at four am and
be going the whole day for hobbies. Do you exercise?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I work out with a trainer two days, two to
three days a week, Saturday.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Sunday for sure, potentially Monday.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
You know, there's there's babies are born at like if
they're born between like three am and four am, two
thirty to four, it's that we call it the witching
hour because then it's like four thirty approaching five, and
it's like, well, now what do I do? I don't
have to be in the office until nine, or I
don't have to be into the operating room until seven fifteen,
(33:53):
and so a lot of times you just push through,
you start your workout, because if you go to bed
at five and you wake up at six thirty, you're
on Mars.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
No, you're wrong, it's off. I take I take sleep
anywhere I can get it. Oh, no, just go back
to any sleep is better than no sleep depends on
where you are in the rim. And then if I
wake up on Mars, I'd much rather just push through
the whole morning. I'll ask you this because I was
having a conversation, uh with a man who happened to
be a gay man, and I brought up he's married.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I brought up.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Monogamy, and he laughed in my face, saying that's not
a thing in gay relationships. And I said, that's insane.
I go, I know tons of I said, I go,
I know tons of gay men that are in monogamous marriages.
And he says, no, you don't. And the reality was
he was right, I don't. I just assume that I do.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Are you in a monogamous relationship? I am. Have you
always been? Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
See, you know, I just don't want anything. I don't
want any STDs. But it is a rarity, not to
overgeneralize in a little bit, to be monogamous in a
in a male relationship.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
You think it's that rare, you think you're that unique.
I think it's common. I just think that guy hangs
out with tons of wild sex freaks.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I don't want the stress of another relationship.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
That's my fear. I agree.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
The one or two upsides of a relationship is likeugh, okay,
I don't have to stress about you know somebody else?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, and I'm I'm too busy to have another relationship.
You like to travel, love to travel. Where's your favorite
place is? To go the Maldives? Oh god, it takes
so long to get favorite. I've never been, But that's
too long. That's a whole day of traveling. Well, no,
I mean you go to you hop to like Tokyo,
you stay one or two nights in Toko, then you
hop to Singapore and Singapore Maldives.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You fly first class the whole way on points. Okay,
you know, I don't care how you get there. You
don't have to act like you're an everyday man.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
You so we also do. I book all my travel
three hundred and thirty days in advance.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
That's so funny because you know exactly when you're gonna
be free, because you have to tell these women nine
months in advance, I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Isn't it weird that you affect people's sex life like
people have sex around your schedule?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
It's a little weird people. I think people do. No, No,
we definitely do.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
There's like, there's like no scenario where we're ever gonna
have a baby in March?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Is that when you leave it's a popular time to leave. Yep? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Where does a woman's pea come out right under the
cleariss and right above the vaginal opening? It's always confused me,
it's always confused me. Well, honestly, I hope I'm never
in your office again. I am not offended, but I
thank you very much for being on the show, Doctor Finky.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Thank you for having me Pasha. But that was a
great interview.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Don't you think Carl want to thank doctor Finky for
being on the show. He's an amazing person. And I
hope hope will become best friends. And if you have
a vagina and you're in the LA area, you should
do yourself a favor and let that man see it. Carl,
for the record, is a burn adoodle. He's a rescue.
I rescued him from a very expensive breeder. And listen,
(37:16):
some people are embarrassed when they have like a doodle.
I love my burn adoodle. But don't worry anytime I
spend that much money on a designer breed dog. You
know what I do. I double the amount that I
donate to best Friends. They're a great organization that deal
with actual rescue dogs. I've got some stand up dates
(37:38):
coming up in San Diego and Reno. Boys Wear Pink
dot Com say clothing line I started for toddlers because
I have a little boy and I like to dress
him in pink and then have everybody go, oh, you
have a beautiful girl, And I'm like, why because he
has pink on I just start a real hostile conversation
in front of my son. My son who is now
(37:59):
four and less cute than he was at three. But
when he was three, his voice was so cute, the
way he would mispronounce words, and I said to myself,
I'm gonna really miss this when he gets older. This
just this sweetness the voice. And so every night I
would ask him to tell me a bedtime story and
(38:20):
I would record it. And I thought it'd be a
cute thing to have this library of all these stories.
So from time to time, I'm gonna let you hear
one of my son's bedtime stories.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I hope you like it.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
There's a good chance you won't because it's a child
making up a story, and it's not your kid, so
it's not interesting to you. But it's only a minute long.
All right, I'll see you next week. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Went upon a time in this aul. So always some
planets right as a planet having distant Amo, wait, some
planet hot how dyness? Oh some planet I've but the
planet has had dime. So but their mommy got they
(39:05):
were baby dying, so they had somebody had they had chicken,
some planet they had bails. Some planet had rabbits, some
pan had bunnies, some planet.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Had well, there's one planet that just had rabbits and
one planet had bunnies. What's the difference between the planet
that had rabbits and the planet that had bunnies?
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yes, okay, goodbye.
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