Rosaline: Chill & Renaissance

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Toss Popcorn is a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Four Suits. Hi, I'm Leanna, oh and I'm Sienna Anonymous
and welcome Anonymous, good nurse, and welcome to Toss Popcorn.

(00:31):
The podcast where two idiots watched every film on the
AFI's one hundred Greatest American Movies of All Time, the
very slightly less racist tenth Anniversary edition, and are now
watching movies directed by women.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, this podcast is a safe balcony for people who
don't know anything about movies. Today we're watching Rosalin.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, everybody knows Romeo.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Mont Uh, something that we chose because because last week
we watched another thing with with.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
This factor perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yes, uh warning, there will be spoilers about this revisionist
modern film.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, yes, I had seen this before, Sia, you had not.
I had not seen it. No, okay, freaking what orders
should we do our predictions in? I guess let's just
let's get let's get mine over with, Okay, all right, well,
let's get your prediction over with. Begin Oh, I guess
we'll never know. Okay, here's mine. Okay, hold on, I'm

(01:52):
gonna play mine. I'm gonna play my prediction. Wait wait, wait,
I'm gonna go. Well, thanks everybody for listening. This has
been This has been done. I was Leana, Oh I
forgot to send it. Well that's the episode. Okay, let's
do yours first? Got it? Oh? Either way? Either way, No,

(02:15):
let's do yours now that I have it, Oh my god. Okay,
what it just started? I just heard the first one
second of it. Okay, ready, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hi Leanna, this is Sienna. I'm about to watch rosalind Or.
I guess I even decided what it is called, how
it's pronounced. I thought it was you were the side
of a highway, but I'm expecting some Shakespeare, like you said.
I did glimpse when I was looking up the duration,
which is a cool.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hour and thirty we love.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I glimpsed that both the main women in this were
in the last season of The Last of Us, the
most recent that I watched a few episodes of and
then fell off.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'll have you know. I hope it'll be a good time.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It looks really cute already just from the cover of
I just hope it's not like Shakespeare in Love, which
again did not work on me.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm looking forward to this one. Uh, seems like a
seems like a great take.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I thought, okay, I love you goodbye.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I did.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I thought my phone died. I was like, oh crap.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was at Kelsey's place, which is basically in the woods.
Yeah there, it's Have you.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Ever been of Beverly Glen?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's a place no one needs O really, Oh my god,
yeah it's there.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's like farm. While recording that, I recorded it outside,
say you were okay? So like the sound there is
crazy really like if crickets are getting through the water,
very woodsy.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
There's like a lot of crickets in his house. There's
a lot of crickets in I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
No, no, no, there are actually okay, I'm well, it's too
bad about all the crickets and your boyfriend's apartment. Here
is my prediction of the movie. Hi, Sienna, it's Leanna.
I'm about to watch Razaline wrong. I have not seen
this movie in a little bit, so I predict I
will giggle a new fresh giggle alert and oh yeah,

(04:22):
the hottest man I've ever seen, isn't it? And other
than that, I predict fun period costumes, silly silly jokes,
and just goofiness all round. Love you, Bye, Slay Slay. Oh,
I'm so eager to speak with you about this film,

(04:43):
but we can't yet. All right, we can't because of
how the podcast is cured, which was done to us
is yes, hey girl, week we you want something different?
Hey girl? Whatever we to you? What happened this week?
To me? I played a lot of Lego Indiana Jones
on the Wii. I love this to the point that Mama,

(05:07):
I'm starting to dream in the Wei and I'm scared. Welcome,
Welcome to the life gamer. Yeah, has this happened to you?
Have you ever started dreaming in games or like about games?
It's a great question. Probably a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I love video games. They're so fun. Yeah. Other other
main news on the docket is my flatmate and I
are having a birthday brunch tomorrow for our birthdays, which
were both a month ago. But you were both away, right,
We were not here, nor were my friends. Everybody was
up in Edinburgh. So we're having a birthday brunch and

(05:47):
it's going to be fun and good vibes and there
will be no betrayals, and nobody will do kem and
nobody will kiss anybody who's not me. I am manifesting good?
You have some cat in your throat? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

(06:12):
wow wow?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Or are you guys doing it home your place? Our
home is going to be a hot, entertaining place.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's a nice entertaining place. We have a little balcony.
So assuming it doesn't rain, which it really might, it's great.
But today it hailed for three minutes, so anything could
happen tomorrow. Wow, I know, it was really random. Yesterday
I was doing thunder. Yesterday I learned for the first
time in my life. Did you know that thunder and
lightning are the same thing? That thunder is the sound

(06:45):
of lightning?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Uh huh, I gosh, I did know this. I knew that.
That's how you know. You're like, you can count however
far the thunder is.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
To know because of the sight in between.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, if it's really if it's like a one second
and then lightning, you're like, oh, shoot the light interial nearby.
So yes, I did, But you even saying it that
way feels crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
It was absolutely news to me. What's so stupid about that?
I knew. I knew the counting thing. I knew that
the seconds between lightning and thunder tells you how far away.
The storm is never did I know that it's because
they're the same thing. But I knew, and I also
knew that light travels faster than sound. Yeah, and that
for some reason, that's why you count it. Because we

(07:29):
had to do that. They win practice excellent partners up
in the mountains because we couldn't get in the pool
if it was a thunderstorm right in the summer afternoons. Thang,
that is so, and I always prayed. I always prayed
that the lightning and thunder were very close by because
I did not want to be in the pool. I
did not want to do a one hundred yard butterfly.

(07:51):
I really got.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Away with the dream, which when I was doing softball
in high school, which it was like I loved softball
growing up, and then they took all the joy out
of it.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Once I got thehigh school and it became serious, I
was like, it's horrible. I hate it. I never want
to get on that field. I think I went.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think I batted like one time because I was
a complete cat coward. They never be off the bench,
and I was like, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I did not want to be off that bench, but
I shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
There, but it was like one of the rainiest springs
in Seattle on a record, and softball is a spring sport,
and spring is the rainiest time of year, and it's
played out on dirt. So they would call, like when
the afternoon announcements come on, they would be like, and
softball is canceled again, and I would always go, yes, yes, yes,

(08:39):
I got away.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes. So that's those are some new things in my life. Girl. Well,
I hope it's a great brunch. Thank you. It can't
be worse than the last event that we had. It
just can't. It literally can't go.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
There's nowhere to go but up.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's nowhere to go. But that's right.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh gosh, hey girl, I'm just working on the same
job as last week, which I talked a lot about
last week and had to cut out because I gave
way too many details for a job that.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I Hey loved that wig on a can. That way
on a can looks great.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
As we knew I was getting a doll wig.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, my god, your parent just busted. It's just time
to be real. Let me put my celf on. Do
not disturb. I got disturbed. I'm so sorry. Never have happened.
Oh it's okay. I uh I.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I received the doll wig and it looks amazing on
this spray paint can.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I feel like I'm at this point of a project
where yesterday I was like, it's never gonna get done.
This looks like shit horrible. And then I sat for
about forty minutes and worked on this one thing NonStop,
and then it was way better by the end of
that forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
And now I'm like, oh, I can see the end.
I can see it.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
But I'm learning a lot about business, and I'm learning
a lot about having a client or being a designer.
I don't know how people write in if this is
true for your field. But one of my friends I
live with actually two designers in their own right. What
is a graphic designer? And one designs amps for a company.

(10:22):
And one of my roommates was like, you never never
send them progress photos. I only tell them when my
stuff is done. But I've been sending so many progress
photos and they keep giving comments and I'm like, wait,
why are you giving comments? It's in progress. But turns
out that's a complete rookie mistake and you're not supposed
to do that. So this week, Like, I just finished

(10:45):
this thing last night and I wanted to send it
off and then I went, no, I'm gonna send it
when there's no more days to change anything, because I
know this is finished nice and it will be detrimental
to the project. Yeah, can change it at this point.
So I'm I feel like I'm getting a bit business
seminar in one go slay.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
But I'm almost done.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
And you know what I thought today, What I want
to do when I'm done with this job this taking
all my time.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I want to go to the library, nerd. Why.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I just want to go somewhere where I can absolutely
chill out. Like the library to me is somewhere you
go when you have so many hours and you just
get to vibe out. I want to go just vibe
out and be in a space where I know nothing
that's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I want to find a new book.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh, I'm kind of in my reading era, which for
me means I'm reading like one every three months.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
But that's good enough for me. That's wonderful one a quarter.
What do have you do hang out at your local
library often? No? Okay, have you been before?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I have been before, and I was thinking about it
today because I looked down and I saw I have
on my keychain a little like mini keychain library card. Yes,
I looked down and I went, oh, to be at
the library today. What if I had nothing to do,
I could just go vibe out there.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And it's in a really pretty area. Oh, I love that.
Like in London, that's a great that's a great question
to which I have an answer actually, which is they're stupid. Oh,
it's very confusing. So London is divided into multiple burroughs
or boroughs, and Edinburgh Edinburgh different spelling, same pronunciation, stupid language.

(12:26):
The borough that I live in has its own libraries,
but you can't check out books from other boroughs except
for these libraries that are part of a consortium. So
I had to get a different library card to a
different borough, which I'm gonna have to do that too.
This library card, it's a card and also a keychain
with the same design but smaller, and I got to

(12:47):
choose what the design was, not like customizable, but out
of a handful of options. What it is a box
like a gift box, like a present, okay, and coming
out of it is a dog.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Okay, so you saw the options and you said.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, I know what I'm choosing. Duh, I don't kind
of I couldn't. I done you dog the dog dog.
He's kind of like a little boxer or something. Okay,
I don't know. He's one of the he doesn't seem
I thought that seems like a man of the people.
He doesn't seem like a posh dog totally, which is

(13:26):
very library core. Yeah, you know, a public space, public space,
a public service. I wish I got to choose mine.
Ours is also.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I got mine in South Pasadena, which is close to us,
and I was like, great, perfect, And then I found
out South Pasadena is like.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Its own town.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
That's how like fancy Pasadena is that They're like, we're
actually house.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's very West Hollywood. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. And so I only have a library card to there,
and I'm like, oh, what damn it, I need to
get one for La.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't have a La County library right now. Oh
sad alert. My LA Public Library card is expiring this year.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I was using it for ebooks. Now I can't. I
can't anymore. I feel like you could just re up it.
You can use my address Okay, who all right, we'll
have to cut that. Okay, we're cutting that in case
the library finds out. Yeah, in case the library, which
has time and money to listen to podcasts for people

(14:27):
doing very light fraud, finds out. Imagine if I got
sued by LA public libraries. That would be I'd feel
like the universe really does not want this podcast to
continue because my library is coming after us.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
That is what it feels like sometimes, That's what it.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Feels like whenever it's tax season.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, okay, I guess we need to talk now and
do the podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well. Speaking of books and books that perhaps are plays, yes,
and films that are perhaps adaptations of one character from
a play, Oh, Sienna, could you please give us a
synopsis of the film Rosalind.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, Rosalin. This is of course based on Shakespeare's Romeo
and Juliet. Romeo leaves Roslin for her young cousin Juliet.
She tries to get him back, then feels bad because
she's also bonding with her cousin at the same time.

(15:33):
Blah blah blah, And after that she tries to get
the couple back together. The whole time this adventure is
going on, she's experiencing her own love story with a
man whose name I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
What is it again, Dario Dario? I was thinking Dean Dario.
With Dean.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's a modern telling of a period piece. Vibes like Bridgerton.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Style sort of the.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
End.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh my god, Sanna, what did you
think of this movie? I loved it? Oh my god,
you did. I had so much fun.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It was silly.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I had a fun time.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I was primed to like it, and then when it started,
I was I did have a question of like, is
this gonna be super gen z derogatory, which I don't
even know what that means, But I was like, I
don't know, but I had a really fun time.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
There were moments that I that I cringed a bit
because of the guy I thought was kind of a
cringe actor type.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Which one the British one. Yeah, the skinny brit The
skinny brit He's so skinny, so scantina.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Every now and then he was like really, I like,
couldn't I couldn't look at the screen. Yeah yeah, yeah.
But besides that, heay, I thought it was very fun.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I what's her name again? This main actor Caitlyn Deaver.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
She I could watch her do absolutely anything. Literally, he
was just like so entertaining to watch for some reason.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
So she was amazing. I had a great time.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, it was really fun. I will say something to
note up top. So I was watching it with Kelsey.
He was a real Shakespeare buff and so he knows
everything about whatever. And there was a moment where he
looked at me with sort of shock and I think
a little bit of fear, disgusts. Maybe, Oh, she doesn't
normally regard me in any ways.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Such that's great, But it was because it was because
he doesn't normally regard you discuss.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's what made it so funny though, because he was
kind of like what because we realized I don't really
know anything about Romeo and Juliet Listen. I do because
I went to Shakespeare camp for a number of years
years week camp, yep, number of summers, just a couple
of weeks of a camp. And we'd always do a show,

(18:08):
but it would always be like The Tempest or Midsummer
Night's Dream or something that's an ensemble show.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's almost always the Tempest.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, but uh, Romeo and Juliette, we never did,
and like we maybe did one scene from it and
then I've seen It's just like so in the zeitgeist
that I feel like I know a lot, and I've
seen a lot of Shakespeare in the park, but I
don't remember if I've ever seen that one in particular.
I certainly know I haven't read it. And so there
were certain he was asking me about. Wow, yeah, I
guess foragingnot because he was asking me certain questions that

(18:36):
I went I don't know. I kept guessing that the
butler did something, but apparently that was the friar that
I was supposed to be thinking of.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Anyway, it was very interesting. Wow, that is really interesting.
Do you think it's because they bang and that's not
something that Catholic school wants you reading about.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I do think that's why we didn't do it at
Shakespeare Camp for fourth graders, for example.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's the main thing that maybe right, right, But oh well,
this will also explain why we just.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Didn't get theater education that much.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know. Yeah, we read also we read Julius Caesar.
What the fuck? This explains so much? Why why Shakespeare
in Love was not doing it for you? Because that
is the plot of Romeo and Juliet as well. That's
so funny.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I didn't really know I was. I was as surprised
as you are, Like I thought I really knew it.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I assumed.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm like, yeah, we all know Romeo and Juliet and then.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
But then how would you if you've never read it
or see Yeah, there are certain details.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
The only things that I understood were things where I
was like, oh, like west Side Story.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah yeah, there are so many yeah, so you know,
like I thought I knew so much, but there were
just little details where I was like, I don't know,
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
He was like, oh my god, and I was like,
oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
But anyway, well that's really I mean, that just makes sense.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I don't think that's disgusting at all that you didn't
know it because you haven't read it or seen it.
I think that kicked. Yeah, you had to do your
recording post film outside thus with an ad I die, Okay, well, great,

(20:28):
read fantastic. Let's get into it. Let's get into it.
This is the segment what Caitlin Deaver. I just love her.
I would want anything. Yeah, and you no, that's Okay.
This is the segment of the podcast phone Notes where
we read the notes the other person took on their
phone while watching the film. So many of us in
your notes? What what?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
What?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Your first note is? I think of Minnie Driver as
a huge woman, but she might have just said the
word basketball in good Will Hunting. That was like a
mad lib what. Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
So there's a number of women in the world who
we as tall women. I think understand this that when
you see an actress, you go, she's tall. Yeah, it's tall,
she's big.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
She's one of us. Yeah, but we're often.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Disappointed and Mini Driver I couldn't remember him, like is
she one of us?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Or is she actually very small?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Because there's a point in good Will Hunting where she
talks about she she just mentions in a flirtation the
word basketball, And I think I always assumed she was very.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Tall, but then I let her and to talk about basketball.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, she is sleigh, yeah, and I love that kind
of built, like she's like athletic.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
She's kind of like yeah, oh absolutely, I love that.
I love her. I really love her. I'm always happy
to see her in something. I'm like, yeah, I think
she's great. I know her from her She played Carlata
in the film version of Phantom of the Opera, which
I don't really like to talk about, so please, you
don't know what anything else about.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Your first note, Leanna, is twenty.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Twentieth century played on the recorder. Have you seen this? Ye? Yes,
I've laughed at it. I feel like, oh my gosh,
it's almost.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Impossible that you and I didn't watch that together in college.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
I think, I absolutely think we must have. I think
we would have watched that followed by somebody scream singing
the universal theme. Those are two of my top three
favorite airtube videos. If I need to laugh, I'll just
go straight to those and tiggle quickly. There's almost nothing

(22:44):
funnier than something effort flee being played on the recorder.
Like you can tell they're really trying hard. It really
is hard for them.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
It's a very effortful instrument.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
It's so effortful it sounds like a scream. Yes, I
love it, Leanni. You said if a.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Man gave me a bouquet of flowers from my own garden,
I'd be so pissed.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
You've ruined my garden. You didn't think ahead. You think
this is gonna work on me. I think I'm a
freaking idiot.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, those are my azaleas. Excuse me, I didn't I
wanted them where they were in my in the ground,
or I would have taken I paid for them to
be or that Leoni peed pissed off. I'd be peed.
I should be p o. I meant as a old

(23:36):
but then I just said peede. I I'm sorry. I'm
sorry that I said peede.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Leanni, you said Americans are so embarrassing. These dialects do
not belong in these clothes. Clothes, do you agree?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I do agree with that, yeah, because it does not
feel silly. They're doing that thing where they aren't using
like the heightened Shakespearean language. They're just speaking in very
modern ways, and a lot of them have American accents.
And it's just to be in such beautiful Italian buildings, yeah,
in such beautiful costumes, It's true. And then sounding like this,

(24:14):
they'd be like, what why what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Shit?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I get it like it's funny for one second because
of the anachronism, yeah, and then it's just it's not beautiful.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
It did make me understand everything a lot more turns
out if you just make somebody speak in an American
modern accent, I go, oh, I understand history.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Hamilton must have been incredible for you. It was, yeah, honestly, honestly, Sienna,
you have noted. I love scenes where people try to
drive prospective lovers or nanny's away.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
You know what I'm talking about? That scene where she
was like pretending that she had there was like an
imaginary person with her at the in the in the
in the dining room.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh yes, yes, she's trying to appear absolutely insane. Yeah,
she wants to be amazed to marry her exactly. Yeah.
The driving a perspective nanny away.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
That's in almost every nanny movie. They do it in
Mary Poppins, they do it in Nanny m Missus Fires like.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
The trope of you you have either a perspective lover
or nanny. Yep, yep, it's it's never both. Yes, no,
not both. You have to drive one of them away.
We're either a.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Child or a woman about to be wet. Okay, Leona,
let's talk about this man. You said, the hottest man
I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
He's so hot.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I hate looking at him. My palms are sweating. I
also could not look at him.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
He's like an eclipse. Oh, he's like an eclipse. I
love that.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh my god, a man with a face that's like
an eclipse. Because I couldn't look at him.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I can't look at that.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Part of it might be the conventionally attractive thing. I
was kind of roasting him a lot because I really
didn't like his performance in this It was cringing me
out a lot. And I think it was because he
was playing against Caitlyn Kaitlyn Deaver, who was just like
so so natural as an actress and like she's just

(26:24):
so enjoyable to watch, Yeah, and he just felt like
sort of like an actor, And I was like saying,
I think this movie could have been really really like
the movie of the year.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
If she was playing against someone equally as charming. But
he wasn't like terrible. I just was like it was
standing out. It was standing out to me. I love
this man so much. I have a really hard time
looking at him. It's because he was on this CW
show called Rain Okay, which was about Mary, Queen of
Scott's and it was so bad and I watched every

(26:59):
episode during the pandemic. He is not very good. That
did not matter because he was so hot in it.
He plays this guy, this just like rogueish hottie who
just kind of slunk around and then eventually had an
affair with Mary, Queen of Scott's Love that and every

(27:22):
woman in Middle America stood up and applauded. It was
so hot. He was so hot on that show. And
so I just have a lifetime fealty toward him. And
I think one time he ran past me like he
was on a run, and he ran past me in London. Wow,

(27:42):
that's amazing. But I also understand all of your perspective.
That's all good. He's like an eclipse.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, Leanna, You've said I yearn for a canopy bed.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You need a canopy You were so canopy bed be
bed so much. And then you can do like this
and in the morning go, yes, you know me in
the mornings, That's exactly what I'm like up in the world,
ready to take on the day.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You've said, look at his tiny waist, it is so
tiny he's skin. When he had no shirt, I went,
oh my god, that is tiny man. And then later
when he was watching the boat sail off and was
wearing his little vest I was like, oh my god,
that's the that's the end of his back right there,
that's the end.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
At one point, I said out loud, I think he's
my body goals.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Were you watching it with somebody or did you say it?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I was watching it with Eliza. I think he's my
body goal. I said it to no one. He said
out loud, to no one. It's just so skinty but jacked.
And I was like, yes, skinny and jacked. Happy for me, Leanna,
you said, lmao. Armor is so embarrassing. Oh my gosh

(29:07):
when they accidentally like crash a soldier's den, like wear
a room where a bunch of soldiers a quarters and
they have to run away and then a bunch of
armed guards chase afterter them. But they're in like full
suits of armor, and you can tell it's so ungainly
to run around in. I was like, how did we
win any wars? How did anybody ever participate in a

(29:29):
war because everybody looks stupid and can barely move?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, how often did anybody actually wear all that stuff?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
That's crazy, right, I guess battles, yeah, and it is
to avoid more swords. I guess that's yeah. Yeah, Lances arrows. Yeah, spears, Yeah,
didn't work. Didn't work. People still died. They're all dead.
All of them died. They all die. If they'd had

(30:04):
better armor, some of them would still be with us today.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, it's tragic, honestly, Leanna, you said, nothing funnier than
a heavy sigh.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Oh the scene where Juliette has already taken the potion
and she's like, did you drink it already? And he
shows her the bottle and she just goes. When somebody
lowers their head and defeat and does a heavy sigh.
That is so funny.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
That is so funny, Leanna, you said, I started laughing
already because I can read this exactly in your voice.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
You said, I'm.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Montague over there, over there, over there, over there, over there.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, Bradley whatever her dad said over there, And I said,
I am a Yankee doodle dandy. I am a Yankee
doodle boy. We've used that movie.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
We've thought about that movie so much more than I
ever could have expected, for it being the weirdest movie
that we had to watch.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The movie with the most flags.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I am a Yankee doodle dandy.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Around the stage.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I've watched that a number of times I've sent it around,
send it around to people. I can't get anyone to
be as shocked as I was.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Come back to it's over over there, you.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Said a work of fiction, because a British man would
never ask a woman out.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Doc And he's like, you know, I was thinking maybe
if ever I got another boat, we could and I
was like, no, no, this does not happen. What would
they say, They wouldn't say anything. I don't know how
anybody here dates anyone. I don't know how people. I think,
really genuinely, what it happens is you just have to

(32:05):
end up in the same place together and be so
drunk that somehow you become a couple. Oh my gosh,
that's it. That is what happens. In a lot of
the movies. They're at a party, like an office party
or something. Always a party, Sienna. Your final note, yes,

(32:26):
your final note is by the way, this dad is
the one out of whom's butt flubber shot. I knew

(32:46):
he was the guy from the Adam Sandler movies. I
did not remember that. I think I'd consciously blocked it out.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
He's the one who swallowed flubber and flubber shot out
of his butt.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
In a very somber scene.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, where everyone realized they'd gone too far, solemnly, solemnly
accepted that flubber shot out of his bot publicly.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Through his through his pants so fast. Anyway, I'm glad
he's still getting work. He was great in this movie.
He was so good in this the way he delivered
the line. Okay, what the hell was that? So good? Well,
should we go on to our badges and trages hop? Yeah, God,

(33:39):
I'm just so. I'm just thinking about that sobering scene
from Flufferdill. Yeah, totally, that really will, Like in the
way that the twentieth century Fox played on the recorder
will make me giggle. Thinking about Flubber shooting out of
that man's butt will stop me giggling. It's too much,

(33:59):
it's too intense. It really, it just sobers you right
up with the case of the giggles. And then you
remember that you go, oh, that's just not my bag.
It's not my kind of humor. You know, that's totally

(34:19):
fine to do with butts, not really really fine, totally fine,
mister doodle Dandy throwing ass on stage different, totally imagine.
I don't want to say it. I don't want to
ruin the purity if I am a Yankee doodle boy.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Flubber shooting out of his butt, yeah, and then shooting
through all of the one thousand American flags.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I'm saying this flag is a farce.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You could put Flubber in any movie and it would work.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
This flag is built on empire and human suffering. I
will shoot out of any butt it takes. He's just
a mess.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
He just makes himself known. He's he's antagonism embodied. Yeah,
but there's an antagonist in every movie. Flubber in this
movie would be the unnecessary uh A conflict between the
Montagues and the Capulets.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
But they won't let go.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Flubber is attacking them all the time.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
We just can't see Flubber.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, but soft what light through yonder ad breaks?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yes, we'll be right back. Nice the first one that
actually kind of works, yea.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Leanna should move on to badges and trages, where we
give badges for uh.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
For for bouquets, yes, yes, and trage is for tibalt
your cousin being a bitch. Tipple. It was such a bitch,
but I actually did love.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
It was Yeah, I have a badge for the cast.
I love to especially them two main actresses.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Oh, a badge for medieval font love you know, I
love a font that's specific love.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Did you see her handwriting or whoever wrote that the
letter insure cursive?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I was.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I was shocked at they written out badge for Oh
my gosh, Okay. My biggest badge for this movie is
the costumes. Oh love them head pieces, bring back head piece,
head piece, necklace or you kidding? The sleeves, the sleeves
that they had, the little like the little cutouts, and
they had cloves.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Loved. I'm such a slept for them. I love them
so much. Her hair jewels, yeah, that she wears at
the pub.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Don't get me kidding started, don't give me freaking.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
My next badge is a badge for wig use. Everybody
was in wigs and I loved all of them. Romeo's
wig was making me laugh so much. Romeo was really funny.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
He's great badge for I hear Sienna is very nice.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
That's really nice. I try, thank you, I try to
be here a boy in my comedy group, and then
I'm really mean. I'm sorry, I'm not kind, I'm sorry
A Badge for her ear rings in the scene where
she pretends to have an imaginary friend to dissuade that
old man from basically purchasing her her ear rings are

(37:31):
so gorgeo Badge for Okay, I really laughed at this
is the I'm sorry flubber guy.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
The guy from the dad Juliette's dad goes. I loved
the whole scene that they did where it was like, oh,
they're clearly faking the Romeo and Juliet dead thing like,
and then they see that Juliet's laugh.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Like she's alive, Juliet, You're alive, and.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
She goes, oh no, I have to issue oh oh oh,
and she goes to kiss him.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
They all go no, Juliet, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. Oh my god, I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
But the way that he said no, Juliette no really
made me laugh.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
They're all like the granddad at the end of Moon Struck.
I don't understand. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Badge
for Bunnies. Bunnies, Okay, the bunny cage.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Was so beautiful. Somebody had to make that bunny cage.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Oh you could do a cage where it's just putting
a lid on the animals. There's no way that works.
It's kind of smart, but I, you know, one bounce
and that's over. Badge for I'm just imagining the bunny
bouncing so high, like flubber levels of height.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
The final badge that I wrote down is their relationship
Romeo and Juliette sailing away. Oh so their relationship being
like too vapid to survive.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Is so funny and so real. It's like blind.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, I actually get to hang out and they're like,
we have nothing in common.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
We've just been doing this romance thing like you. Yeah.
A badge for I love this premise so much. Sorry. Oh,
A badge for the buildings, the buildings this movie movie
was filmed in. Yeah, I wonder what we're so beautiful.
A badge for I finally got the popcorn kernel out
of my teeth. Oh, good for you. That was a

(39:40):
personal badge, personal badge, personal badge. A badge for this
post credit scene, yes, where Romeo and juliet are realizing
they have nothing in common and nothing to talk about
and they have to spend the rest of their lives together.
Loved and my final badge is truly a star turn
from Romeo in this movie. This actor whose name is

(40:01):
Kyle Alan, I think I thought he was so funny
in it. Yeah, he was really funny. What the heck?
I was really enjoying his uh, his performance. Loved it,
loved it, loved it.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Tragic trages. I have my trauges. I have two and
a half. Okay, my first one is unfortunately this main
guy does cringe me out slash. I don't think they
have amazing chemistry, which is which is okay, But again,
Caitlyn Deaver was just like standing out so much to

(40:36):
me that it made it highlighted the rest that it
was like, oh, imagine if somebody was as bright a
light as her, But I don't know if it's even possible.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah, I have a trag ish for the gay best friend.
I have a trudge for that too. What was yours exactly?
Just like well, it's like he's really only there to
deliver exposition and like be helpful to her and serve
her needs, which feels like the gay best friend trope.

(41:08):
It felt I don't know, it didn't feel completely like stereotypical,
but it also didn't feel like a three dimensional character.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Okay, I wrote trage for unconvincing gay best friend. Though
I love I love gay Paris. I love that fun.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
And when he's like, uh I brow, I can't get
married because I'm busy tomorrow. There some fun parts, but
I just got the impression that this was like a
gay actor who they were like, no, be really gay.
Yeah it didn't. It felt forced. It felt forced, and
that made it stand out as like, uh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Hm, which is too bad. I just don't think it
worked out perfectly.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, it was a little it was a little clunky,
and it was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay, my other trag is a trage for I just
knew that this film was written by men. Yeah, yes, yep,
you can just tell. I know it. I mean loved
it was directed by a woman. I think that's why
it was gorgeous and fun. But there's just some stuff
to it. Especially this premise of like Romeo cheats on

(42:16):
her with her younger cousin and she's not immediately like
what the f Romeo, She's still trying to get him
back right feels just outdated as a premise, and also
the fact that she who wants to be a cartographer,
still has like a love story in this Again, it's cute,
it's fun, it's fine, but it's like modern stuff created

(42:38):
by people who are not men. Is much more about
like being a woman in this time period as hell.
You have to do anything you can to not end
up being a man's property. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're
the worst and you have no uh what's that word
for when you're your own person agency? Yes, a gancy aghasty, Uh, totally.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
My final trag is that I hurt my finger. I
stopped it with a tool when I was doing a
thing for this job, and it's okay, but today it hurts.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's okay, I'm sorry. Did that happen during the film?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, either during or it happened before and I was
noticing it then.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, it has. It had a presence, It had a
part in the viewing experience.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Leota should have move on to our next segment, which is,
of course, how to pretend you've seen this film?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yes, for you are at the Masquervade ball. You're at
the Masquerade ball, yes.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
And the.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Romeo is coming up to you saying, but soft, what
light through yonder window breaks? And You're like, it's not
I'm not her. You've got the wrong girl, and he
continue goes to the east and is the sun. You go, no,
that's not me. That girl's like thirteen. Back off, you're
being weird, and he goes, you know, this whole gala

(44:09):
really reminds me of a film about a boy called
Romeo with puffier sleeves even than mine, and the sleeves
are billowing in the wind. And I'm going to tell
you everything about it from his perspective right now. And
in order to stop uh, is it not Romeo, it's Romeo.
It is Romeo, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
And in order to stop Romeo from uh Jane marrying you,
from marrying you, here are a few things you can
say to pretend you've seen the film. Rosalin Okay, I
have to share a fact that I learned while researching
this movie. Yes, Romeo, I have seen the film, Rosalind
fun fact about the actress who played Juliet. When she

(44:54):
was living in Ohio, like as a teenager, her house
burned down. Her dad was a fire fighter on call
that night and their house burned down. It was a
big tragedy and her parents went, I'm so sorry that
you're going through this and I'm so sorry about the loss.
To distract from how terrible it is that her house
burned down, why don't you audition for a play? And
that's how she started acting. She started acting because her

(45:16):
house burned down. I know she's a big successful actress. Wow,
isn't that crazy? That was like part of her Wikipedia page, right,
So you go, girl, I'm glad that from Lemons.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Great.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
You know she's a great actress. So yeah, I mean
she's so tiny and beautiful. Life was gonna be fine
for her anyway. But that's what I'm happy for her.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yes, Romeo, I've seen Rosalin. Stop trying to marry me.
I'm not Hey, stop it. I I can't marry you
because I'm afraid of the fit. This is what. Okay,
I'm afraid of the fish, he says. Huh, I say
I'm afraid of the fish, and you want a water wedding,

(46:08):
he says. All of them. I love that. Yeah, the
way she says that line, I'm afraid of the fish,
I'm afraid of the fish. That's so funny. She is
so funny to be afraid of fish.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
All of them, they had such fun little details in
this movie.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I really loved it.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yes, Oh, I freaking knew it. Yes, Romeo, stop, nope,
I will not marry you. I have seen the film.
I have seen the film, Rosalind. One reason that it
was so beautiful is that filming began in Tuscany, Italy.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I was like when they were walking around the shops
and stuff, I'm like, this really looks like Italy and
it was.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
No. I'm no ShakespeRe expert. I don't know Hollywood, but
this town of Verona is really looking pretty Italian. Yeah,
Paulin fakes it all the time. I love when they
shoot on location. I think it really adds to it. Yes, Romeo,
I have seen Rosalin. I'm not gonna marry you, and

(47:14):
he goes, you have to, and I go, I'm sorry,
I thought this was my house.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yes, Romeo, I have seen the film, Rosalind. Apparently this
was in They were in talks about this movie since
twenty ten, which is why they went through so many actresses.
And actress that they considered included including Cure Knightley, Lily Collins,
Felicity Jones.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Wow, she was in that Stephen Hawking movie with Eddie Redmain. Wow,
she has such a specific face. I almost called it
the fault in our start not no, uh yes, Romeo,

(48:01):
I've seen Roslin. Stop trying to marry me? What are
we doing in a chapel? How do we get here?
Why do you think I want to marry you? And
he goes, oh, Steve the Courier told me, and I say,
Steve the Courier is an idiot. I loved I loved
Steve the Curer the order from BookSmart. That's where I

(48:24):
knew him. I was like, boy, recognize and trust this
person's face. You have so little in common with the TSA.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
That's nice of you to say, well, should we move
on to our next segment, which is, of course, should
you watch this, or where we tell you if you
should watch this film or if you should do something
else with your yes time, Leanna.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm gonna say should you watch this? And okay? I
think Rosalind is a fun little romp. I love it.
I love a period piece. I love a gorgeous countryside setting,
and I love period costumes where they really hoed out
on them totally. The costumes were truly amazing. There's a
lot of fun playing with tropes as well, like when
she's moody in her bedroom and she's listening to a

(49:11):
cover of All by Myself, but it's like a fiddle
player is playing it, and then the nanny comes in
and kicks him out and she's like, hi, I was
listening to that, like coming in and pausing the CD player.
I love that. That's fun. It's an old It's like,
you know, they clearly two guys from the nineties wrote
this movie, and that's something a teen would do in
the nineties. But it was fun, so I would say, yes,

(49:33):
you can watch Rosalind. What you should also watch is
My Lady Jane on Amazon Prime. Don't I talk to
you about this show? No? Oh my god. They didn't
renew it because nothing studio execs are have hatred in
their hearts and are also homophobic. My Lady Jane is

(49:54):
about Lady Jane Gray, who was Queen of England for
nine days in the fifteen hundreds, but it's also a
revisionist telling of the story and there's a little bit
of magic in it. It's just fun. There is so
much chemistry between the two leads. I love it's crazy.
I think they might both be bisexual in real life,

(50:17):
which is huge and devastating. They're leaving a wake of
destruction in both of their pads. I just know it.
But it's such a good show, and it's so fun
and so funny, and it's gorgeous period costume and again
really really funny. Wow. Okay, I'm going to watch it
again Amazon Prime. Unfortunately, I'm gonna say you could totally

(50:43):
watch this movie.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I had actually quite a good time. I had a
very good time watching it. Yes, so if you're gonna
watch Shakespeare and Love, you can watch this instead. I
also love at the end when nurses like all come
and see if they're.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I'm a nurse. Yeah, yes, they're dead, definitely dead. I
had a great It's just your name. There were a
lot of funny little jokes like yeah, the afraid of
fish and then she has to like go through the
water and then yeah, I thought it was fun when
Juliette is like, I'm not afraid of fish. Another reason
I'm better than you. That was Yeah. Just the pitting

(51:22):
women against women thing felt old. Uh huh, it does.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
It is interesting when we know that it was written
literally fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good despite that. But yeah,
I mean clearly like they updated it, et cetera. But
the bones, it had old bones, old bones, old bones,
and some of us have old bones. Yeah. Well, what
would you rate the movie, Leanna? I think I'm gonna

(51:49):
give Rosalin four skinny vests out of five. I think
it's fun. It's kind of like, and I mean this
with love, it's a mindless watt. Yeah, Like it's it's
painless to watch. It's very cute and fun. It's silly.
It's I think that's a good.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
And a lot of them are beautiful to look at. God,
these bedrooms, et cetera that they filmed in are so
so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I was pleased with that because if they're gonna make this,
I was.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
I was pleased.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
But like you said, if it's gonna be a little
bit of like a just sort of a fun, silly
romp they really threw us for For the costumes, Yeah,
and uh some of the scenery and stuff like, they
just made it really totally.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
The costumes were so so good. I loved them, Seanna,
what would you say? I too?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Would give this film? Uh?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
For what's it called?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
The seal rubber stamp wax Wax Seals four wax Seals
out of five or.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Caitlyn Deaver. I'll watch you in anything.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
And the costumes were great and I love some of
the I love the fun little jokes. I learned about
Romeo and Juliet.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Fun romp. Yes, yes, well we didn't.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
We watched Rosalin really fun Breck. I'd never heard of it.
Thank you everybody so much for listening. We are at
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Speaker 2 (53:32):
We really appreciate the support.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Thank you everybody who's listening to us and is uh
welcomed us back with open arms even though we were
gone for a month. That's always cute, uh and join
us next week when we will be watching.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
All we imagine as light wow wow wow. Thank you,
We love you, Bye bye, goodbye.

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Speaker 2 (54:26):
What are you giggling about? What? What?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Me?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
You started laughing at me when I went to clap.
Why I don't remember. I remember. I think I'm just
happy to be here. Oh oh, that's nice. I'm just happy.
That's just nice.