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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge. Hi, guys,
welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
with myself, Teddie Mellencamp and camera Judge. And we were
surrounded by fame to night at the Wind Casino in
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Las Vegas. We have Eddie Judge, we have Shane Simpson,
we have Emily Simpson. Like it is, what about edimin Off?
Oh yeah, because, oh my god, I would never forget
about you. I'm all broken. You were over the top
famous that I didn't even We're on another level. You
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are another evel. So I'm gonna I'm always straight to
the point. So I'm gonna ask each of you one question,
and I need you to answer. It's gonna be shaded.
I'm just gonna throw that out. I'm gonna need you
to answer it as real as you possibly can. If
there was one thing that each of us could sell
un only fans, our best quality, best item for sale,
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what is it? I want to go first? Okay, your
organization skills, Oh god, a huge market that is not
sexy at all, Edwin, I'm going to challenge, do you
think I don't know that? Ed one. My question to
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you is for you, what is the thing that you
it's about you? What the ed one could sell? I'm
only fans. Yeah what is it? Oh yeah six pack?
Oh yeah, you're let me. Technically it's kind of a
twelve pack. Okay, whatever, it's my organization skills, and I
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can I ask you as a as a fitness enthusiasts,
whatever you want to call it. You have six pack,
you have a twelve pack? How do you keep it? Chips?
So seriously, no visualization. I used to have, Uh, what's
the movie with Brad Pitt that he did? I had
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that picture forever, and yeah, that is that's important to you.
Back then it was Yeah, now it's just two relaps
of strash. But now but is it now like a lifestyle? Fifestyle? Yeah,
so you discipline, you eat healthy, you work out. It's
a lifestyle. You don't like if somebody says, here's a cupcake,
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you eat it? I do, of course. Yeah. He eats everything. Yeah,
I like an ice cube and I gained seven pounds. Well,
my husband. That's why I asked that, because Edwin is
the epitome of health and my husband is exactly the
same way. He could eat Eddie and I have a
lot of things in come. Yeah yeah, how you didn't
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add Shane Simpson and to that real that my one
thing that I can sell on freaking only fans is
my organization. We can make it work. It's two for
two d an Inner and Outer that I heard you
talk about in the last podcast. Oh my god, Shane,
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what would you sell of Emily and I could sell
of Emily? Yeah? No, someone else shake carptal lecture. Now
I've moved on from Edwin after a shitty response. But
what do you feel like you can sell? Um? Is
there a fetish for Kirby women snoring and sleeping? Yeah? Ok, yeah,
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why that's not Why do you Why can't you just
say like my ass or something? You have to talk
about me because that's for me. Oh my god. I oh,
I'm sure I got someone names that. I'm like, I'm
sure I drool and snore? Yeah, I gotta ask Eddie.
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Do I drool or snore or any of those part?
You fart and you snore? Now wait I fart? Yeah,
you fart and you snore? Okay, So what do you
think Tamra's thing is for only fans? Her? Yes? Oh
she does have a good ass. You could sell that ass,
you know what. That's the way to freaking answer a question.
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Because it's for me. It's not for the public. No,
but yeah, it has thought. It's not like I was
actually going to go out and start an only fans literally, Emily, today,
I am it's going to be organization day. Do you
want to see my notebooks? You a dollar, I'll show you.
I'll show you my summer. Do you want to see
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my different highlights? Yes? So she tells me the other
day that she's sick. All right, cool, In the middle
of the night, she literally coughs in my face, like
she wakes up at three in the morning. She's like
in my face. I got so upset. I wanted to
say something. I'm just gonna turn around and stay quiet.
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But I'm like, if you know you're sick, why would
you cough on your husband? Oh my god, amazing that
you said that, because my husband is the same thing.
I needed him to know that I was ill. No,
you're not in your face when I cough in your
face all the time. By the way, I just need
to hear that from you today because as Teddy's I mean,
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I feel like Teddy's one of my best friends. Yeah,
and I got to take on her reflex. I have
anxiety all these things. I chose about to get her
period back. By the way, I love her a thousand percent.
But she's a lot. She's a lot. But I have
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a question. I have a for you, Edwin. Could you
do one of the things that you do right now
without me? Now? What is one of the things? Any work? How?
Any freaking thing? He asked me to do everything, and
that's the true doesn't mean he can't do it. It's
called delicate asking you to do it. See how you
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have a twelve pack because you have time because Teddy
does everything? Teddy, do you cook? So I'm not that organized?
And yeah, so yeah, Well Teddy sold me on the
fact that she could cook, because when we first aiding,
she would cook up these like amazing. I don't cook.
I would just uber and then I would put it
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on a plate and pretend I come. And then when
we got married, Edwin, I need information from the ring
that you're wearing right now. Well, okay, guys, everybody's party's
this is disgusting. It's like a gold nugget. I think
it's it's Cartier. The only person that okay this ring
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was Kyle Richards, and I honestly said, I was like,
I go, this is okay, this is the Erica Jayne ring.
When the ring is bigger than your freaking hand, it's
not a good sign for you. Special occasions. It's Vegas,
Eddie and I. Can we talk about a sex chair? Yeah? Okay.
So I'm going to be honest with our relationship. We've
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been together for thirteen years and ten years, we're almost
married ten years. I'm going to be honest and say,
like sexty climbs at ten years, like when we first met,
we were boning in like teenagers Lars style. Yeah, and
now I really feel comfort in him just holding me
and cuddling with me and being loving to me and
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being thank you. I meant in that though, I can
look at his face and I know, do you like
being cuddled? Emily? Do you feel like huddling? Thing? No?
Who's okay? Who's a baker spoon you? Sha? Physically I'm
the biggest Okay, I'm clearly the big number. Don't say that.
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I'm just saying, are you taking Yeah? I don't think
Shane and I cuddle a lot. I think not as
much anymore. No, and then that's that goes have dogs
and they get in the way. All right. What was
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each of your biggest worries when your wives were asked
to be on the show, Like, was there one thing
that you were like, oh, shoe, what was it? This
is gonna be We weren't married when you were asking
the show. No, but yeah, but like when you take
it back to me being re asked to be on
back on the show, would you have any concerns? Yeah,
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but you were happy that that a certain somebody. The
cast this year was good. I really enjoyed everybody. I
think it was a good good um symphony, if you will.
Everybody worked well together. Nobody was making up fake stories.
Nobody was talking trash that didn't exist. Yeah, any of
you could remove one person? Who would it be? From
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where from Orange County season? Yeah? None? None? Okay, who's
your favorite husband other than Shane? Because he's here, um,
Eddie Judge, he's here too, Shane. Who's your favorite husband? Like?
Is there anybody you'd hang out? Yeah? Is there anybody
you'd hang out with? Off? Travis is cool? I do
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like Terry, you know, if I was on a deserted
island and I could only hang out with one couple
from Orange County. Yeah, and it can't be you because
like it's too much cross you mean as a couple. Yeah,
like if I have to be with one person and
I really go through it and I think, Okay, So
I've got Gina and her dude. I don't really know.
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I need more information on her dude. I fell he's
very quiet. I feel like there's not a lot they don't.
Here's the thing I need to see. This is what
I miss about Gena. I'm not being a dick. I
miss her being fun. I don't. I think she takes
herself so serious. Now yeah, and I agree, but Gina
is really fun. Do you pay attention to what you're
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what people say about your significant other on social media?
So let's start with Edwin because I get the most
hate I think of everybody. What do you think when
people come from me? Do you find me annoying in
general or on the podcast? I don't. I learned after
being on the show not to engage, although I know
it's really bad when they come after me on my Instagram, Yeah,
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basically talking about the wife. I'm like, then I gotta
go ask Teddy, Teddy, what'd you do? But let me
ask you, let me ask you a question edwin. When
Teddy says things on the podcast that are controversial and
it might trickle down to you, do you engage in that?
Do you ignore it? Do you look at her and
say shut the fuck up? Never? I don't Teddy's gonna
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hate I say this, but I've only listened to the
first one. Okay, but he would never And could you
ever say to her, like just level it out? No,
She's good at wishing. Do you have appreciation for who
she is? I think her her wits at a Do
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you not agree with me in the sense like her
ability to be like transparent in being like who she
is on the podcast is the most amazing thing ever
because I feel like she is Yeah, but that's true.
But when when she acts like that, she's gonna get
hate and you just I feel like there's like a
seventy two hour window where you're just gonna get a
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lot of shit. And like, yeah, I think because I
trust her one hundred percent, I'm like, she knows I
won't ever as extremist I'm gonna be. I I still
think about the bigger picture, like our family, our life,
or whatever I love about you, I will always push it.
I want people to fucking talk shit. That's my dream
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because I love having conversations where all of us will
sit around at a lunch table and be like, who
are you gonna pick? Shannon Badour or Vicky gon Wilson,
Like that's who I am now? And you were so
amazing at it, But was so amazing. That's how I've
been as a little kid, like I want all the information.
But what I appreciate about Edwin is like he knows
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that I'm never gonna do anything to derail our family. No,
you would never, And I don't have any skeletons. Any skeletons.
I'm going to tell you guys type Am I controlling?
Am I an ass? So you guys have such a
strong relationship, but it wasn't always strong. It was terrible,
my friend. We didn't need to hear that, but it's true.
That's the reality. That's the way it works. Yeah, our
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our first season on Housewives, he said the most terrible thing.
Put as an outsider, I look at you guys and
think that you have them a strong relationship. Ever, I
mean a lot A lot of marriages on the show
don't last. But what gives you the impression they have
the perfect marriage. I just look at Teddy as a
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friend and think they had the perfect marriage. I don't
think anything it's perfect. I think they just are strong
and they made it through. I mean, I feel like
Shane and I came out stronger. I think it's a
make or break type of thing when you go on
the show. I think relationships either make it through and
they're stronger, or they it's a demise. And Shane and
I were the lucky ones, and I think you and
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Eddie are also and that I think that's probably why
we all connect and why the two of you respect
each other so much is because we were the fame.
We took the Housewives and we used it as a
tool to make us stronger. Where most couples the Housewives
becomes it breaks them up. And I think a lot
of times because the women go on Housewives and they think,
well I'm a star, now I'm I'm I'm the shit,
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I can do better And I never thought that. I
always thought of Shane and me together as a team
and how can we get through this together? And after
five years. We have a stronger marriage because of Housewives.
And that's why I never regret being on the show.
Because if I got fired tomorrow and someone said, what
did you take away from Housewives? I would say, Shane
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and I have a better marriage because I was on
the show, and I will take that away. Same with me.
But we when we started the show, I was in
a much weaker position. Why because Teddy. I'm just gonna say,
to your point, Emily, when we first started on the show,
we were in a very bad place. Shane and I
were too, but what do you mean get into the details,
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but we were in a very bad like it was
the darkest eet We were ready to just we were done.
And to your point, to your point, Emily, um, we
the show actually instead of everybody said, hey, it's going
to divide you, yeah, instead it actually united us. Because
it's the importance of when you actually work on your marriage,
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you'll you'll remember how much you love it, right if
you don't, If you don't do something for a long time,
you start to dislike it. And you know, I was,
I was. I didn't work on my marriage for a while,
so I was starting to dislike it and and the
show made me work on it. Why why did the
show make you work on it? Because I think it's
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I had my kids right, and I wanted to make
sure that. Like I was like, wait a minute, I
need like you can't. When you go on the show,
all of a sudden, eyes and ears are everywhere right,
and it just makes you realize what's important in life.
And when we went on when I at least when
I went on the show, it, I mean, to your point, Emily,
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our relationship stronger than it's ever been. But when we started,
I remember my first day, I honestly was like, fuck,
at what point do I tell everybody that I'm getting
a divorce? Like when do I do this? Wow? Like
we are at our worst, absolute face because truthfully, for us,
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it was really about a power struggle. And we were
always kind of equals when we were together, and I
rode horses and I was competitive, and I was all
of these things. And then all of a sudden I
couldn't get pregnant naturally, I did all these ivfs, and
then all of a sudden he was in charge of
our finances, and I had never been that. I'd never
not had my own money I'd been working since I
was seventeen, and then I just started hating him for everything,
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Like he would say, what are you doing today? And
I would be like, I'm with our kids, and then
maybe I'm gonna have to get my nails done, Like
anything would freaking set me off. And it took us
like kind of seeing that. But then also it kind
of gave me the confidence to go, Teddy, you can
get your life back. And then once I started loving
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myself again, we could start loving each other again, because
when I don't love myself, don't love each other. What
I'm hearing here is that you guys actually spent time
working on your relationship irrelevant of what's going on around you,
like the show, the celebrity, the money and all that.
So it's the effort that you've set forth to stay
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together so that you don't look like assholes on TV. Yeah,
but I think that's the point. I mean, I think
so many of us are on a television show and
we do the best to be the influences to do whatever.
But the truth is not one of us can sit
here and look at each other and go every year
our relationships are perfect. There hasn't been a time, like
if there hasn't been a time when you were on
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the show you felt like your relationship was at its
worse my first two seasons. I felt like our relationship
was at its worse my first two seasons. Our relationship
and honestly makes me right, it really does. Why it
just breaks my heart the two seasons that you were
on the show that you felt like your relationship was
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at worse. Why. I can tell you that first year,
I can say my first season, all I thought was,
thank god I have this show because when we break up,
but I'll have something I don't even know what I
know break because you did that with Simon. Yeah, so
so my thought was we can get through the first season.
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She's gonna have a good purpose. And I'm out, well,
why but why it was your relationship so bad? It
wasn't bad, it was me. It was I had had
what was your goggles? It's just sometimes the adversary attack attacks.
Even now I look at like, what the hell was
I thinking? Like I was ready terrible. I was I
was ready to live to leave everything. Why no, just
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you don't see like now I see and I'm like,
what the budge was I thinking about? I have different
goggles now. It's just it's just um, yeah, sometimes you
just you. I'm not trying to be really, I think
he always thought there was going to be something better.
So here it is, did you ever feel that way
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that she would think there's something better or that you like,
did either of you guys ever think there's going to
be something better? Now? I think. I think when you
question your marriage, you always have the idea that there
could be something better. But I always I feel like
I always come back to reality and think that there's not.
Because if Shane and I got divorced, I'm a forty
seven year old woman in Orange County with three kids.
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What am I going to do date someone in their
forties or fifties who has an ex wife who has kids.
All I'm gonna do is trade in a set of
problems for a whole new set of problems. That's how
I feel. And at the end of the day, Shane's loyal,
he's never cheated on me, he's honest, he's a good dad.
And so whatever problems that we have where I get
irritated with him or he gets irritated with me, or
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we don't have sex and now or whatever like, I
feel like those are things that we need to sit
down and talk about and work through because the alternative
is not much fucking better. It's not better, and it's
probably way worse and all, Like I said, like, what
am I going to do date someone else in Orange County?
First of all, men in Orange County don't date women
that are forty seven with three kids. Yeah, but then
you're but then you're kind Then you're kind of saying
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you're staying with me because there's not really much out there. No,
I know it. I know it sounds like that, but
that's not really it. I'm just saying when I get
in those really here saying the grass isn't really green
one and when I get in those heated moments where
I think, well I could do better, I can do better.
I have an amazing husband. So then I ground myself,
come back to reality and think I have to be better.
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I have to be a better wife, Tohm, I have
to do better. I have to do better for my children. Well,
here's here's my take on this. And this is actually
something that my wife learned taught me, you know, and
in our relationship together. And that's that if you don't fight.
If you don't have disagreements, if you don't um talk
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and argue about things that are going on, you're not
going to grow as couples. So whenever you, you know,
put it under the rug and you don't deal with
the issues, eventually it becomes a bigger problem. And then
that's when relationships goes out. So the fact that you
work through the hard shit. We've worked through some hardships before,
which to my point, there's been a couple of times
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where we got in a fight and I'm like, I'm
over this, and she's like, no, you're not. We're gonna
talk about this. We're gonna get through this. And she
taught me that, and that has made our relationship even stronger.
I'd love her even more for it, and I never
thought that was going to be a possibility. Like we
just keep getting stronger and closer together and and you know,
you we look forward to the future and whatever problem
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that crosses our path, we're able to handle it now
because we've been through some shit in our Really, who hasn't, though, right,
But but I think that's for those of you guys
listening that think like you're gonna wake up and every
day is perfect, and you're gonna have this, You're gonna
have this amazing relationship. I think here's here's really a marriage,
and you guys, stop me if I'm incorrect. Some days
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you're going to be madly in love with your person
and you're going to have the best days them and
you're gonna have so much fun, and they're gonna bring
up the best in you, and you're gonna bring out
the best in them, and life is good. And then
they're gonna be some days where they freaking breathe and
you want them dead. But then you remember, like we
created this life together for a reason. I chose you.
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I chose you to be my person. And then if
you have those moments where you say I chose you,
then you fight for them. And that's what I always
tell him. Listen, I'm not perfect, You're not perfect. We're
both assholes, we're both inconsiderate. Sometimes we both do whatever
it is that we're gonna do. But at the end
of the day, what my dad said to me, and
I'm not I'm not dropping my dad name, it's just
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he could be any dad. But he said, when you
look around your room at your family, how proud are you. Yeah,
he goes, you never got to have that. You never
got to look around your room and say, there's my mom,
there's my dad. That's true because I never had that
growing up. So there are so many times at night
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where Shane he does legos with the kids, or he
plays chess with the kids before they go to bed,
and I'll sit on the couch and it makes me
so emotional because I never had that growing up. I
never had a mom and a dad. How does that?
At the same time, it's amazing, And yeah, there was
a point though, you would be mad at me for that. Yeah,
like you maybe you didn't know it, but you were
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jealous or mad or that wasn't fair. And then I
get I get heat for it. Yeah, and I would
admit to that because I think it's very difficult to
I think it's difficult to have a blended family, and
we have a blended family, so it's it's not just
a traditional family. So there are times when I feel
jealous when I couldn't have children, when he spent time
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with his children. I mean, that's a whole other conversation.
We talk about that for hours and hours, But some
of those other valid I understand, but that that was
what we had to go. Shane has always been an
amazing dad. Yeah, and he has. And that was one
of the reasons why I married him because we didn't
we didn't date or really anything, but I knew he
was a good dad. And so I didn't have a
dad growing up, and I didn't have a dad that
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was present. I didn't have a dad that was in
the home. So I really, you know, committed to Shane
because I thought, I'm going to provide my children with
a better life than I had. And I think as
parents that's our number one goal. We're just always working
towards giving our children better than what we have. And
I knew with Shane that they were always going to
have a better life than what I had growing up.
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And before we get back into shit talking, something that
somebody said to me that's always resonated, does this person
make you more happy than they make you sad? And
and that's a point what I think about, like does
this person make me more miserable than they make me happy.
If that's the case, then maybe this isn't something to
fight for. But if you can look at it and
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you're like, listen, this person makes me just as happy
as they make me sad. Then it's about internal work
and figuring out what works for you, and which is
why we have to play our next game before we
get I would say, anytime you're trying to build some
great whether it's a business, whether it's a relationship, you're
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gonna want to quit. If you don't want to quit,
you're not trying to build some great Yeah, that's right, right, right, right,
right right. Relationship, business, it's no different, no different. There's
one more thing I wanted to say about this, and
it dawned on me earlier when you were talking about
how the show major relationship stronger and you came out
of it. Um. I think the most of this is
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just my opinion, but the common denominator is is that Shane,
myself and even ted or ed Um I call you
Teddy because Instagram and I finally have my own because
the season one. So yeah, do the math. What I
wanted to say is that, Um, we didn't get involved
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in the drama. We didn't get involved in the show.
We didn't become part of the fabricated or the real
drama that was going on. And I think that's where
it made sense for us, like, this is theirs job,
this is what they do. Let him get crazy, let
him get stupid, let him get naked. Um, you know,
hold on, I heard Tam getting gets naked again this
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season every season. Just Tequila, what you've been hanging out
with her? To them, I might have worn a Scrappla's
bathing suit. Yeah again, it's it's I don't want to
stop you from you know, uh, being who you are,
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being what you want to be, and just exploring what
you can be. So I never want to stop you
from doing any of that. And yet we've talked about
you getting naked on the show, and it does bother me,
but it does the day. Yeah, Um, I respect you
and I love you, and I know you're doing it show.
I know you're not doing it for attention. I know
you're not doing it to get some guy, you know,
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to give you his number to. I know she's the
most fun, but so is Emily. Like there is a
big difference. There is a big difference between him not
liking something and controlling you. You know, he doesn't like it,
so elaborate, but he's not controlling you. What I'm just saying,
He's not controlling you and telling you what to do
and what notot based on what he just told me.
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He's also not saying you can't talk to this person
or be around this person. That's when you start seeing
narcissistic behavior, right, Like I would say, Shane's pretty similar too,
Like he'll tell me, like, I don't like it when
you drink a lot and act like that. But he's
never told me don't hurry, don't act like this, don't
act a certain way. He'll just say, well, I wish
you didn't do that or whatever. But yeah, in the hindsight,
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this was versus Emily, don't do this, don't do that.
You're not allowed to do this. Guys, everybody get your
signs because we're gonna play one game of agree or disagree.
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Do you understand these two words? Funny? Yes? Okay, all right,
So the first one is your wife wears the pants
and the relationship. Do you agree or disagree what your
wife wears the pants in the relationship? Do you think
you wear the pants in the relationship. It's not even
like say it, say it when you okay, hold it up,
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hold it up. Your wife holds the pants in the
relations Say it when you hold it up. I disagree,
y'all are living and freaking denough crazy? Really? Uh, it's
okay to have sex when the kids are awake in
the house. Agree or disagree? Oh my god, we do
that all the time. What if it's not okay but
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we do it? What do you mean you think we
have sex only when the kids are asleep? No, I'm
freaked out if we're having sex, I know, but answer
what we actually do? What is the questions when the
kids are away? Put some music on? Okay? No, all right,
Eddie wants to do He doesn't want to have sex
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in the house when the kids are there. He thinks
they're hearing it. There, you're gonna walk in on us. Yeah,
he's very worried about that. Shane's not worried at all.
The shames it beggars can't be choosers. Take what I
can get. You initiate sex more than you're a partner.
You either agree or disagree on this lately? Yes? Wait? Wait? Really? Okay?
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Oh fine, okay? You should have your partner's passwords to
their phone and their social I don't want your passwords.
Oh really, do you agree you can have anything? I
think you should have access, but that doesn't mean any
go through it. And Scrutiny has never asked me. But
I would give it to right now, you would get it. Right.
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What if he said, can I see your phone right now?
You'd get it? Yeah, there's nothing If if he wouldn't
give me his phone when I asked, I would fucking
lose my gord. Yeah, but I don't How often do
I ask? Never? You used to all the time. I
used to all the time for Emily too, And now
I realized no, because I was probably concerned about what
she was thinking and what she was doing, and she
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was confusing. And how long ago, well like five years ago,
six seven years afore she got on the show. No time, Yeah, beginning. Now,
I don't want to know what's on her phone. That's
her space. But yeah, I asked her, you know, like
everything she does is gonna be nothing you could do. Okay,
Next one, it's okay to track your partner's location on
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their phone. You better say, are because I have access
to her? I okay, Well I track you? So sorry? Okay.
So Eddie's the only one who disagrees with that. But
there's no reason there is track. The only time I
have you tracked me is when I'm riding my bike
by myself, and I send you a link so you
can see where on that. But the question was, was
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it okay not? Should you do it all the time? Okay, fine,
we're gonna make things a little lighter, are you Okay,
it's okay. If your wife parts in front of you,
he's gonna say, disagree, agree, Yeah. Is like he's like,
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I always peep at the bathroom door. Shut the door.
I don't need to see PI shit. I far wait
till I turn eighty, my husband, Do you guys think
that your wife throwing wine on somebody's face is taking
it too far? Or it's okay, it's a show too far?
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Is that answering too far? Yeah? You know, okay, fine, wine,
it happens. Okay. You think that you have the right
amount of kids right now? Or you should have more?
I mean I kind of to mout, I kind of
wish that Ed and I had a kid together. We
did it was a robot and you killed it. Okay,
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you agree or disagree disagree? Did the show make your
marriage better or worse? That's a hard one because I
that's all I know with my I don't think it
did anything for me, but Emily does. I do. I
think I said you do. I just don't. Sorry, Eddie,
I too, Okay, agree or disagreed? You have better hygiene
than your partner, honestly, I will fucking Eddie has better hydraine, hydraine,
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a better hydraine. I'm very happy Emily looks better than me.
But I agree. Eddie's already like brushing his teeth and
flossing his balls and all that his ball. Yeah, he
flosses his ball. What is your thought on house husband's
going on trips? Do you agree or disagreeps? Well, our
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husbands are Yeah, I don't think anyone wants. Okay, so
we're gonna end over over a couple of small things.
We're gonna do mary fuck kill just the group of us.
It'll never go any further. Yeah, I just reported on
a podcast, but nobody no. Shane, shit, calm your tits,
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all right, calm your calls, Shane. Okay, these are your choices, Shane, Okay,
we're happening is happening now, so your new options are Um, Gina,
I actually hate even saying her best friends me off. Okay, Gina, Tamera,
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fuck you or Noela. Oh Mary, fuck kill h Mary Futi,
I would Mary Tamera. Yeah, it's a good Then I
would kill Noela and I would screw Gina. Yeah. I
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think that's a good choice. Okay, So Eddie, your choices are.
We're going to take you over to Beverly Hills. Now
you don't you don't know, Kyle, that's okay, all right,
So then we're gonna all then I'm gonna take it.
Then I'll take it back. I'll take it to girls
try for you. You've got Taylor Armstrong, okay, You've got
Vicki gun Wilson, and you've got Shannon Badoor. Okay, so
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go I kill all of them. Saved me from having
to shag Marriam. No, you don't get that. Be ready,
come on? No, okay, kill for Vicky, Um shag what
was the first one? Taylor? Shannon and and Mary Shannon?
You'd marry Shan? Yeah? Shag Taylor? Okay, yours Edwin are
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I only know the Beverly Hills will find them? Look
up the pretty mask. She stepped up her game, okay, Erica, Jane,
Lisa Arenna and Tarmra Judge. So my favorite was the
red No Okay, I'm trying to No, no, we're not.
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We're giving you three offs. Okay, yeah, let's start over.
I ten you to detail. It's not fucking on point.
Start over. What's the question? Erica Jane Okay, Lisa Arenna
and Tarmra Judge okay, So okay, Mary, all right, I
got oh. I thought it was just who's hot? No, Edwin,
we were running out of time. I don't want to
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kill any Mary. It doesn't matter. He's a humanitarian. I'm
actually gonna kill you after this interview. It'll be it'll
be a damn the easy way. Um. Lisa Arenna, I
had a crush on when she was when I was younger. Sherry,
she's married or fuck? This is a new question for
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most people. Very fun. We'll start with who I can fun.
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