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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Fucking fucking ship socks Brown. No, this is like my
fifth time here or tad.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know who I am? Brown?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Come on, bron, just how does he just have a
don't break my ball? Yeah, you got my paperwork.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We've been doing this before. Man, Just take your medicine.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't want it, Bro, I want to hot bag.
I don't want to fighting.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You need it, You do it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's gonna help you relax. Hey, what's up? You knew him?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Is he Michael Focus? Please take your medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
All right, all right, I took it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Look no, I need you to drink my water.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, look my cheeks.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Look I got took the pelts.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Swallow them, swallow them.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'll be back in twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because she's kind of hot, Bro, who is that? You
can't tell me who that is?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What's a new patient? Mind? Leave her alone?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Please? Come on, bro? Are you think she cool? And
she's like? Come on, you're cool. You get to keep
me like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I told you she's a new patient from Queens. Can
you just relax? Leave he alone?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is she famous or something like? Is she like a
is like like a lot of people, she is famous.
She's a.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Just relaxed. Okay, the medicine is gonna kick.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Can I talk to him?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No? I can't talk to Hey, Hey, broad, Michael, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I want a young lady. Is that better? Is because
I called her broad? Yeah? That's why?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is this the same?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So I get for taking my medicine?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Is that my fault that you won that long?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You like rapping? I like rapping. She's a rap.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She's come on your tea.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Come on, bro, let me just holler around like two minutes.
But I'll go right back in my book. Bro, I promise,
I'm do.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It problem at least the medication, all right, all right,
to take it again? Lett give me another one, Give
me one. I take another one just to be good.
I'm gonna go talk to give me a second. Hey,
what's up. I'm I'm Michael Anthony. Excuse me talking to
the have a juical Bobby? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's your name, Harry Jukie and I'm number one on iTunes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Bitch, you're talking to the queen. All right, So I'm
gonna need you to keep your distance. I told you what.
I'm gonna need you to keep your distance, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I am dude, you're on the other side of the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm I'm distant. What is wrong with this?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm gonna need you to relax before you massive is
that they told me you were famous because.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You know I'm the queen of this rabstair. I mean,
I'm really taking my spot. No body is wrong with that. Bro,
you have to take nobody you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Just took to get her.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I gotta get out of the queen.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You could be the king.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Back up to my room.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You have to get a ball, Like, can you give
me a road?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We ran out of I mean really really, can I
in my mouth? Fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She took a moment.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, get this brought out of here. She's from Queens.
In the back of the Queens.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He won't take her.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Fuck my don't all right, just lock me in my
fucking room until I fucking bash my head against the door.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Listen, I'm gonna go listen to my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's called Victimy, Like they got that episode, they got
twenty two episodes. I'm gonna listen to that now because
this broad's fucking I've lost a fucking.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She's gonna follow you.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
My room.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Literally, like.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know what it is?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
The most unhandy at the planet Victory like Baby episode
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Listen, I'll go back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
To DJs on and say, and the motherfucking there no, no, no, no, no,
sad insane.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you gotta hit that every time.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yo, And shout out to Jordy for doing that drop
in the nord American drop too, fucking Yo.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But somebody's being very naughty outside.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's fucking Nicki Minaj Fam. She's it's Nicki Minaj me.
First of all, let's say that. Let's set the table
with like, Yo, it's Nicki Minaj. She is, in my opinion,
after Little Kim, like the.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Most notable yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Woman in hip hop.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
You know what I'm saying, Like of like, y'all, you
did that, you achieved this, you hit this, you know
what I mean. On the Billboard times with ya Da
Da Da Da Fam. She came out and Meghan the
Stallion did her song Hiss, which you know what I mean,
it has some subs on it. She was talking about people,
you know what I mean. But he did a very
New York, very queens thing. This is giving me fifty
(05:03):
cent energy. Well, she was just like, yo, I'm gonna just.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Nuclear annihilate everything that you love.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I'm gonna talk about your moms, I'm gonna talk about
your career, I'm gonna talk about your family.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Everything just going.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Bananas on this disc called Bigfoot. But it's like the
song wasn't really like, it didn't really hit bro, it
did not really hit like.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just want to say, I just want to say,
she has been on a three date.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Tangent, please talk about it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She has been wildin for three days days straight. And
all Meghan said was one.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Line I was gonna say, as our resident, you know,
Nikki aficient out, I want to say, I wouldn't say stan,
but like ask someone from that camp originally right like
you've been I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Because you're not. Because I can't. I can't throw the
homie Liz under the bus like that. I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I cannot say that she condones this.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
But I'm saying, like, how do you feel as somebody
you know what I mean, like probably from the from
the Genesis of the ship, right, like because you was
around for the mixtape and we all were right, but
is this especially disappointing for somebody?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I listened to that to that drop last night and
I was just in and out of sleep. I don't
know why I couldn't sleep last night. Now I'm realizing it.
This ship has haunted me since I listened to it.
I have not had an ounce of sleep. Bro. This
is not monster Nikki. Bro, this is this is the
good morning Nikki.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
This is this is.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
This is the Nikki who has been begging bitches to
push their pen for the past fifteen years. Bro, she
been calling for a fight. Yeah, she said, She's literally
been on the playground.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Fucking Liz was in bed last night.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Bro, my sleep paralysis demon, it's just Nikki.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Whisper.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Why you're trying to sell the same for putting your
bit on spell Prog right now, Nikki parralysis demon? Oh
my god, that would make I would off. I would
(07:24):
jump straight out of the way. We need to film
that horror film.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yea, absolutely no, but you got a star in it.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
I'm gonna I'm gonna be Nikki in the corner like.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then you gotta hate the really low whisper out
of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, Arms, I love.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You, Barms. God is here for us and what's for
us will never be a ca That's right.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'm like you're mentally ill, like I have a day
that I noticed something up with you, but since you're Dominican,
you don't want to admit you there's no The thing
is psychiatrists and the Dominicans, you know what I mean, they.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Can this isn't my brain.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'd be in the corner room.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And then if you are like mentally ill, they just
be like, hey, I know it's.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There. It's always. It's always a coconut. No, look look
at your own.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
You know the Yeah, you're like you in the Yeah they.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, that's a that's a that's a medical diagnosis.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And now that is.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, you're going I'm going to You're sitting there like
you're worried the ship. I'm like, ainy at last. Yeah,
they're gonna matter.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The d C L.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Y do's not.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I know the old.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Imagine every old lady, y'all listen, every old thing that says,
take me. I want Jesus to come down and be like, word,
come here, let's go and see if you really about
that life. You want God to be like that word
you want to go?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yo, fam yo, Lizzen, you hit the nail on the head, bro.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I have never seen somebody this popping go on social
media for this long and keep going brou over and.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Over over a bar and a half. Yeah, that's crazy,
and that's so here's my thing. I'm backed up, and
I was like, yo, hold on.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I listened to the Megan song and I was like,
she never said Nikki, never said Minaj, never rhymed it
in a way like tricky fetage, you know what I mean.
She didn't do no ship like that, or she said
these hoes mad at Meghan ya ye'ah should be mad
at Meghan's Law, which is a law about sexual assault
that was put out the books federally. And then Nikki
got so pressed that she was like, b she's talking
(10:10):
about me.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
How did you know she was talking about you? She
knows she's surrounded and loved on by fucking predator.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This is crazy, bro. What is Megan's Law is?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Meghan's Law is a law put into place for somebody
to have to register where they're moving to once they're
a sexual offender.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yes, it.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Was made on behalf of a little girl named Meghan
who lived next door to a predator who ended up
raping and killing her. So her mom wants that happened.
Her mom made that a law so that every time
you're a sexual predator, you need to inform the public
where you go, so that everyone else is aware of
where you are.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's just good.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
It's like it's a it's one of the laws that
I'm like, Yo, this is a fire law.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like, Yo, this is fire.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I fucking this law, but I fuck with that law.
If you a rapist, you a sexual steve demon, you
should go around the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yo, I'm a piece of ship, bro.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Honestly, you should be killed first of all. Yeah, like
I think that you should be publicly lynched. I think
that your body, your body should be turned into dust,
put into a little what's those things people put in
their assholes? An animal like a butt?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Plus, Yeah, there are a lot of things that people
put in their.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Suppository.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, I thought that. I thought this was going to
be a pack watch on it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I thought they're gonna put you and make a video
like business or pleasure.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You do not you don't even get that. You don't
even get that, you don't deserve it. But you know
how fucked up your life gotta be bro for you
to hear a bar like that and be like this
bitch talking about me me, and then go on a
three day fucking tangent and just start wilding because she's
she's hitting some blowed abouts.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
That part she's saying some ship that, it's like, YO,
fuck your dead moms, fuck my dad moms. Bro, that's
a k flock line. I'm coming to au out after that.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
In the song she drops, she accused Meghan of sleeping
with her mom's boyfriend alfter she passed away. WHOA.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
There's also there's also parts of like parts of Twitter
and the Internet like it's getting out of hand now
like it was already, it's getting.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Out of hand.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's like, yo, like.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Like all jokes aside, like they like the barbs now
are like they dropped the location of where her parents
are buried.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I saw that. I seen that.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I was like, Bro, this kid, I was like, Yo,
let me make sure this ship is real because like
there's so much Twitter is not even reliable.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Anymore for like, yo, this is real or fake? You
know what I mean? It's like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But then there's a fucking audio of like just on
the perk flow, like ye just talking to like like,
I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The Cream radio and some ship. She's on something, a
station head some shit. She's like, no, why a fraggle,
Like what is going on here? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I just think as a sciet I just think we
need better cocaine.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
That's the cocain.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Garbage, bro, Thank you's just bringing that Upcine has been
garbage for at least twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Now, for real, And I think I think we need
better bricks because Francis Ford Coppola hit the UI and
made The Godfather and Apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Now and now we have now we have to Nikki,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Now we have Nicki Minaj losing it for seventy two
hours straight Overagina, over a.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Bar and a half. It's it's it's getting silly.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's getting very sad. But for real, though, on a
serious no man, this is what happens when you are
surrounded by yes man, when you live in the echo chamber,
when your ego is what fucking kills you and you
hate to see people shine. Yeah, because because literally she
brought her own demise, Bro, her legacy was cemented. There
(13:56):
was nothing she could do to remove that bro she
and she still can't. Like at the end of the day,
she's still did what she did. Now you're just tarnishing everything.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Yeah, I've said I've said this a million times. Like
you either die, biggie, or you live long enough to
see yourself become a fucking cornball. Yeah right, And like
there's very few people that can sort of that can
ride that wave and like age gracefully and like come
into and accept their gatekeeper status. Because that's what that's
(14:24):
what Nikki should be. Nikki should be a gatekeeper of
the culture. She should be someone that the girlies can
look up to and be like, hey, I want to
a career that I want to burst from you, like
you know what I mean, for the girls, for the girls,
and like it sucks to see her like spiraling like this,
Like she's also from that school of like there can
(14:47):
only be one rap girly at a time.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, you could tell that Nikki is really losing her
grip on reality and she's losing the public opinion too.
Like a lot of people are noticing that she's losing it.
The fact that she's teaming up with fucking Ben Shapiro
bro a why supremacist who hates gay people, who hates
black people, who doesn't even consider rap an actual genre
of music. Hot.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
First of all, that part, those two main points, those
two main tenants of Ben Shapiro's hole whatever he is.
I don't fuck with gay people, and rap is not
real music. Fam that's Nicki Minajen and that show like
your entire fans gay dudes, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
and you're a rapper.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And you're a so Ben Shapiro, fuck with you?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Put you out here talking about Ben Shapiro, butt out
of this rapt ed. He's had his comments just up
here with both Karen. The song's number one like Yo's,
I don't what is really happening? Who's that other man rapping?
Is this real life?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
He said? Nigga takes him not y'all, No.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Man, listen Ben Shapiro, and he's Tom McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I don't ever want to If you say, Yo, I've rapped,
and I say Yo, what's your rap name? And you
say tomc donald's kicking you in your fucking dick, I'm
not listening to nothing that you.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Got to say. O.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Bro, Nah, this is only making it worse because they're
building some kind of something they got.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
They build this up.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
I'm telling you right now, niggas gonna be the first
Twitter regirl won my best pariody, all going down the
building an on each other. Gunna got the files hotly Ship.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
But Tom mcfucking donald that yo, Oh, that fucking active
crack user. I hate him first of all. The motherfucker's
complaining about the lack of American flags and in the
rap song he's saying that Americans don't fly American flags
on more. This motherfucker is from bro. Oh now Canadians
playing you forget it?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
He was. I looked at scene like the video on mute,
and I was like, he's contemplating as fucking young Miko.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
This motherfucker looks like a throw artist.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
He looked like, yeah, I'm supposed to have Yeah, Oh
my god. I think Ben Shapiro. I think what happened
was he copped his first Ferragamo Yamaica and don't know
how to.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
He's feeling himself.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
His first you feel Me, his first designer trip and.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I don't know why he dressed like depressed eminem and
the music video Ship looks terrible, sound terrible, Yo.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
This whole ship is terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Man, got the fake gas station Louis shades, Like, what
is going on in this whole ship? Bro?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Ship Like this makes me question God and ask him
when he's coming to collect us? Bro, coming to get
your children?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
The scariest ship is that like most of like the
Middle States, like most landlocked states, Like this is the
ship that they're listening to.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Bro, this is scariest. Maybe has heard it.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Not the full song though, like they yeah, I mean
like they drive to they drive to the construction yard
bumping this ship.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
They have construction.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
This is ain't a regular fifty, It's a fucking reptor. Yeah,
hit the yo, fam. None of these motherfuckers have rims
over twenty inches, bro. Now they all have the little
rims with the big ass tires on the pickup truck.
Yeah you know what I'm saying, with a flag that
says something on the back, and they all have the
metal balls hanging from the bottom of the of the
(18:27):
fucking thing.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
They all have these colors. Don't run, don't whatever the
fuck I mean the stupid ass snake that looks like
a fucking fucking slinky yo. I am so sorry. I
wish that flag didn't go so goddamn heard.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm sorry. The black and yellow motif, that shit kind
of goes stupid.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
As someone who grew up avoiding the Latin kings on
the foretop, that black and yellow motif, I wish it
didn't stand from what it's speaking to you, because that
ship kind of goes stupid.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Little the King Rainy broy, Bro, Oh my god, the
idea kind.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Of do look like you would be a part of
that gang.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Chill on me, Chill on me, Bro, Don't put that,
don't put don't put that.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Don't put that on me. If he comes to next week,
you guys, eye brought pissed. We gotta starting, We gotta
start asking questions. Yeah, asking questions.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
No, No, not about in the middle, the middle with
the mad beads.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Bro, it's not nineteen ninety eight, bro, give it a rest.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You know, they were the most petrifying gang all of
New York. Bro. Nobody scared me more than the Light
and King for real ship. It was the crost that
was blocked banging you bros.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
We're really scary about the motherfuckers is that they had
a lot of women with them.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There's a lot of queens bro, and they they got down.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
So I was just like, Bro, I don't want to
I'll get jumped by the Bloods, bro, because that's like
it'll be four motherfuckers that'll hit me, they'll cut me whatever.
If I get jumped by my sister ten times, that's
wild embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
At least the bloods they might piece you up after
you took that ship like a champ, might fuck with you.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Blood, Yo, blood, you'll pull up next next week, like.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
If you you know what I mean, Like, if you
took that ship like a champ, you snitch, there was
then no but like the queens and ship bro, they
would date you for six months just to line you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I was just about to say that I knew bitches who.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Used to do It's like, yo, abou Russian spies.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Russian spies, Bro, Latin queens, bro, the original seduction to
your death, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And the thing about the thing about Latin kings and
queens is you can't tell who's who. It's like for
the most part, if you see a Pathety Dominican, you
look like a gang metal he's Patria. If you see
an Indian in South Richmond Hill. He's a cris He's
not gonna be nothing else. I didn't know. I didn't
know Indian crips existed.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Right now, Yo Yo two nineteen is the home of
Guyanese and Jamaican crip Yo Yo, Yeah, cooling each other
coolly and baiting like the crip wan.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
At the same time to dance hall.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
This is wild.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'll never forget about the first time I moved from
Brooklyn to Queens. I'm all right, I'm moving to a
nicer neighborhood. Whatever I get. The high school, Bro, I
walk up the steps, I see this white, little perto
Rican kid in a red shirt and a group of
Indian kids just around him, and they say, Yo, what's
up your blood? Why? Why would this kid kid, why
(21:50):
would he have the fucking boss to say? Nah? But
I funk with him. No, no, Yo, When I tell you,
they fucked him up so bad. He was part of school, bro.
He could have avoided that, but he was just awesome
like nah.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
But I with him though, yeah, se because he thought, yo,
yellow Indian crips must be buns.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And they went and bought a pack of cigarettes for
three dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I think, I think I thinks might be the first
example of like actual like like like ah like inclusion
because like if you was, because if you was with
the shids, what you look like. Bro, I went to
I went to high school with this Cambodian crip, she
who was gay, who had a girlfriend who was masculine,
(22:38):
who would call me the f slur for wearing skinny jeans.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Process that real time.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, and that's a fucking fact, bro, because I've seen
a lot of Asian cribs, a lot of white cribs.
I see yo fresh off the boat, African crip. It's like,
I'm like, bro, this is yea yo fuck it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Inclusion, bro, Yeah, letting everybody down. You know, they put
the weird kid with the nose piercing down Like ain't cool.
You got your something pierce, you can still bang. Like
as long as you can fight, that's what.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You get about.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
As long as the jewelry was blue, sweat the blue
beans and come to the fight. Yeah, we're gonna fight
in the park. What we do every day. Ben Shapiro
needs to get lined up by Latin queen. Bro. Let's
make that happen, yo, Cardi. Then you will be you
will be in pole position in the hip hop girlies. Yo,
(23:37):
let's fucking take a break, and I'm saying, we gotta
pay some bills. You know what I mean, because that's
how we Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, listen to this German ad right quick?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah, I hope you enjoyed that Bulgarian roofing commercial.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, we back. You know what I'm saying, This fucking
victory light, My beautiful, beautiful genius ca hos with me.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Liz was saying, we were talking about the fan base,
the yes Man, the Barbs.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Not Liz's fan base.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
No, what is the what's the.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What's your fan base? The the Lizzies, the Glasies. Oh
my god, don't you put that?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
One of my favorite scenes. By the way, rest in peace?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What am I talking about? Motherfucker? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Michael, uh no? What's this? He has like three names,
Michael Clark, duncany, Michael Clark, Duncan.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I was gonna say, Michael names one thing about me, Bro,
I'm terrible with names. You put a picture of Marrow
next to like, God, damn ain't that baby proof?
Speaker 5 (24:56):
He was Dominican right right? I can tell about it.
One big ass follicle, he got one big.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Bang got one follicle Johnny from editor Eddie.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, the editor.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Eddie, speaking of fucking toxic fan bases.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Actually, you know what, I feel like, K pop stands
are less. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, Like
I'm put a dollar in a watch car, y'all are.
I feel like y'all see more K pop activity than
I do. I mean, this is for the room. You
know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
How I please try, man.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I have never seen K pop stans do this type
of ship because they're superheroes.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
They're fucking they're super I feel like, so this so
I'll say this. I've had K pop stands make a
merrow fan.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Can you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
And I was just like, oh, okay, And it's like
if I wasn't rich, No, no, this is me being
man fly like doing ship. Like when Matt high quality
camera shots and ship. I was like, okay, cool, like
shout it down. That's the type of shit thing to
be on there on some TOXI shit. I'm like, y'oll listen,
I want this to happen. All the K pop stands
(26:20):
decide who you want to be President of the United States,
because it's going to be better than whoever's up for
election anyway. Yes, and then just hit the polls and
elect whoever the fuck it is. If it's G Man Bro,
it is who it is. You know what I'm saying.
Just make sure it's not one of these motherfuckers, one
of these corpses, all of these kid davers. So, like
(26:40):
I said, K pop stands very wholesome. K pop very wholesome.
It's a whole wholesome thing. I don't know a lot
about it. I just know it's fucking wholesome.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
You remember when when they remember when when like Trump
says the wild ship about K pop or whatever. So
then they fucking sold out his rally and no one
showed up.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Organized Bro, Superheroes, organized Doug. That's what I'm talking about. Like, yeah,
they're like fucking like listen, you know I was.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I was about to say something wild. They're like the
pro Boys, but good I said it rounding, So listen,
K pop is very wholesome. The problem is and not
(27:26):
G Men released his two schedules. One is he calls
Superstar Day, which is like when he's on when he's
doing the BTS thing, he's g men the God. You
know what I'm saying, I'm out here swing singing, crooning,
And then he got regular ordinary guy day where it's like, Yo,
this is how what I do when I'm not like
(27:46):
the BTS guy, when I'm just me, you know what
I'm saying, which is part of me was just like, yo,
this is dope because it's like it shows you know,
the duality. And then part of me was like, damn,
this is man sad bro because like when you on,
you on, like you gotta be like a like a robot,
because like, we don't do that in America. Here this
weird fucking clock that's like fucking army time. It's eighteen o'clock.
(28:06):
We don't do that in America. So you're gonna have
to translate for me. So my man spends a lot
of time sleeping on his ordinary guy day. So he
spends a lot of is day sleeping then staying in
bed thinking about what to eat. First meal of the
day from eight to eleven, no thoughts, head empty.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
From eleven to twelve is dinner.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
From twelve to four is free time, practicinging and mess
around on the guitar, play games, et cetera, et cetera.
From four to seven, hang out on phone before sleeping,
then from seven to five sleeping.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Bro, what a fucking I'm like, just like.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Me for real, right, I don't see nothing wrong with this.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
You don't see anything wrong with sleeping from seven pm
to five am.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
He's depressed. I'm like, yo, I must I must.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Be depressed anything, because give me my pros ad because
like I will swake up. I feel like this is
so relatable because I'm one of the people. I don't
know if y'all are, but like I wake up and
I stay in bed for like a half an hour.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, Sam, Like, Bro, do you know how busy life
be and how much should we be having to do?
Be having to go to the d m V sign
payboard take fucking dumb ass passboard pictures. Do you know
how much dumb ship we gotta do in this life?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Sometimes I just want to chill and scroll on my phone.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I just want to chill. Yeah yeah, little handy upside,
little handy on the side flowers. I hope he's sleeping
for eleven hours seven seven.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
If you're that size and you drink a whole bottle Honda.
You will sleep seven to five, man, But yeah, this
is ill. You know what I'm saying with this, This
makes me feel like Bro's mad relatable. But he only
eats twice a day, you know what I'm saying, Because
he got the first mill of the day from six
to eight and then dinner from eleven to twelve.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Like I think Victor was spot on fucking depressed.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
He also got to keep you got to keep in
mind his K pop.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Physique, like super freak physique, like g Man for BTS.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, you got fucking Porcelain's skin, Bro, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
They do that. Ship is sh is wild.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
He's sleeping from He's sleeping from seven am to five am, right.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
No, but then dinner is six hours later, so he's
sleeping from seven am to five Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh that's that's.
Speaker 10 (30:43):
Fucking I got depressions, I get it, esus.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
This clock is twenty four hours right yeah. Yeah that
this can't be this can't make this.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Can't be life.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, twelve bottom twelve is noon? Sorry sorry.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
At eleven at the top, he's saying, you can't have dinner.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
At eleven a m. That's not dinner, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Yeah, brunch at best unless you're breaking all the rules,
unless you're g Man and you it doesn't matter. You
can disobey the laws of time and space. You got exactly,
you got the vts rmy bind you can do whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you gonna tell me? Earth's
rotation out of here? The moon is where I say
it is.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
But then Superstar Day I was like, okay, so is
he the press here or is he the press and
Superstar Day?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Because Superstar Day by not both.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Yeah, So he's sleeping a lot earlier and a lot
less in Superstar Day because Superstar Day from three to
nine is sleeping from ten thirty to two fifty, he's
getting ready for bad free time. That's a long ass shower, bro,
He's off, let's get out there.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
He's getting that puss here.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
He's doing the skincare routine in the shower, Eat rest
right before that, get off work.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What damn?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
So from twelve to seven thirty he's engagement, shoots, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Lots to do.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Okay, eight hour shift, well so, but if you count
for free pop factory, He's like, come.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
On, I feel like I could do one of these
and it'd be worse it'd be way worse.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Right, lo So all right, so listen, y'all victory like
uh supporters and lovers. Next week we will both all
three of us will have our superstar Day and a
regular everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Compare them to GM.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'll hold you to it. Oh that's so yeah, we
have homework.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
It's this is this is. I mean, yo, I got
a lot to you. I was watching this. I was
looking at this yesterday and I was like, damn, that's
a crazy day. That's so hacktic superstar day.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
He doesn't shower on ordinary guy day.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
I'm realizing now, Oh your right, yes, wow, a bro,
you know what it is because he got in when
he's in the shower, he got the doom to popcorn
bucket in the world.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You already know what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yo joke.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Damn damn da Victory Light podcast. Where to find this?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yo? Oh my god, I'd like to see one of these.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
The whole thing is a circle and it's just be perfect.
That's the whole. It's not been diagram, there.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Are no dividers, be flawless.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
I mean like, I'll keep it a buck like my
ship is like just into thirds like one third is like, yo,
I'm sleeping, one third is like I'm on the toilet,
and the other third is like I'm working.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, I would also have like three I think one.
One would be when I'm shooting Victory Light, one would
be when I have the kids, and then one would
be when I'm not doing either. Wait thoughts, I'm sitting
on a life size wireless charger just.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
What I use with the USBC.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
You already know, yo, it's.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Crazy because a USB C and not that I've tried this,
a USB C actually fits right in your dick.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, well.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
All right, well that's that's that's my time.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You know what we should have you remember Zoom? Yeah,
we should have little episodes like that. But we just
tried dumb ship out. Yeah that's episode.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, USB, let.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Me see if I charge your diet.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You get home and Heather's like, you are not touching me. No,
you think it's coming.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Out of your column. You're too fully charged. You gotta
get out of here.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's like, yo, bro, what did you just say?
Speaker 6 (35:41):
You said what? It's like a fish from Spongebop? You was,
what did you do to my drink? Like Jada Pinkett
when she was dancing with Tupac, you know, like, wow.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Hey, hold on, hold on la la bts armys all love, Yes,
we love y'all. Do not come for us, we love you.
Matter of fact, I saw y'all.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I was getting a pedicure the other day and I
was seeing them doing the morning show, and Shorty that
was doing my pedicure was like, yo, I love them
like and I was like, oh, like, I don't know
about them, like put me on, and she was like, bro,
she went into detail like I fell asleep because she
hur my feet.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And she's telling me so.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
So gem Man is from here, and John Cook is
from here and like y'o and my cousin knows him.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And I'm like, I was like, oh you care read.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I was like I bet, bet, bet bet? Yeah, what
is this? Tell the people what we've just weakness? So
y'all listen, funk my question.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Stephens Aswer is asking and answering the real fucking questions.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Right here.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
We have the conto starters exactly, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Like the core if this was sports, would be the
core four of Pokemon. But it's only three of them,
the Big three, you know what I'm saying we got Bubbas,
we got Charmanda, and we got Wirdle. You know what
I'm saying, if you know their evolutions, leave them in
the comments.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Stephen A.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Smith fash out, Yeah, if you know, if you know
their evolutions, put a dollar in the wash yard. This
is why I'm trade into Pokemon. But this is like,
like I talk about.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Pokemon now like motherfucker's talking about like old motherfuckers talking
about sports.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah yeah, married it used to be red and blue.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Know about this diamond rugby fire shield crap. It was
red and it was blue, and that was it. That
was when Pokemon made sense. Now you guys are going
crazy with this stuff. And I'll tell you something. Red
and blue, these colors don't run. That's right, right, This
scarlet violet nonsense. All right, yeah, you know what I do.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I backed the blow.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh Jesus correct, on this show.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I backed three backed the blow. Okay, the blue version.
Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Somebody said, yo, somebody cracked the code and realized that
Steven A.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Smith is is everything in the same tone of voice.
So they just.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Sending him some bullshit and shout out to the producers
for letting it through because they asked that man, who
is a fucking thirty something year plus sports journalist, which
one are you taking.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I really hope it's still Bailey. I really hope I
really hurt the homie Bailey it's still socials plea because
this is gold, bro, This is this is the this
is the levity we need in the dark ass time.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
This is what I want to see more of this
from him? Yeah, I want to see less of him
whispering and stumpering over that microphone. Be it, Hordy. I
want to see more of.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
This, more wholesome.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yo, So he said, out of the three uh who
he called bulls.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
So.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Shamander and Squirtle.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
And he said, he says correctly, Squirtle, Yeah, yeah, the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
The Squirtle the only one he said correctly under his name, Yo, fim.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
This is I love how he said Shamander, like like
it was like a nephew of like a nephew of
his like Shamanda.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
He made the name sound fire. He's like Yo. With
the first pick in the NBA Draft, the New York
next select Shamander.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Pokemon University of Duke and Shamander Jones coming straight out
of Duke here, really high, upside high. You know, once
he evolves, I tell you that Charmelian's got a lot
of fire behind him and he's going to be a
real problem on the court.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I'll tell you that he's a real Jim Retat if
you ask me, Steve. When they talking about Pokemon Dog,
I can watch this hi for twelve hours straight. Oh yeah,
so good.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
But his pig was Shamander. You know what I'm saying because.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Probably because one of his nephews is his name Shamanda,
and they just declared for Vanderbilt. Yeah, oh my god,
Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm taking my tennis Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
You know what I'm saying. I'm Shamanda Smith.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yo, So listen, this is a great time for me
to segue into y'all's favorite favorite favorite topic. Let's goods.
You know what I'm saying, because Yo, Super Bowls sooncome.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
You know what I'm saying. We have seen what is
who are the two? You know what I mean? Motherfucking contestants.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Warriors going into the ring. Blah blah blah. It's gonna
be niners chiefs, you know what I'm saying. And a
lot of people are mad. A lot of people are
mad because they wanted two things to happen. They wanted
Lamar Jackson to win black Quarterback, very good, MVP caliber
d D. And they didn't want to see they was
tied at Taylor Swift. They tied at Taylor Swift. Everybody,
(40:47):
and this is it's crazy because it's like two. At
first it was everybody. Then it became like the maga.
The right wing people were like, get around her here,
run and want to see god, ma'am Taylor Swift. And
they were like, what do we want to see less
than Taylor Swift a black man be successful.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
So let's let's make them.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
ROGI Dell got on the motherfucking phone, I'm saying, Roger
the guy got on the phone and said, we need
for the ratings, So jesus get Lamar the fuck out
of here. Lamar's they flowers, all you little fucking go
back to fucking Baltimore. Listen to you a little fucking
whatever you guys do. I'm almost police here, so I
don't want to do the DC Baltimore conflation. You know what,
(41:26):
I'm saying and life and offends. But I was gonna say,
you're about to go back and star was it in
the go go music police can't Yo, no get the.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
But Yo, we got sports on jack, you know what
I mean? The super Bowl? Who you got? You know
what I mean? Do you care? Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:52):
I don't really care because the Giants ain't in it
and Lamar's not in it, so I don't really give fun.
I'm gonna just watch it.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, I don't really care because the Jets ain't in it,
but that they and also like once uh once that
the comedy behind Aaron Rodgers getting hurt so early, Like
I was like, yeah, we were already look at me
saying we I've been around maryl too long.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
We were a joke.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
We were a joke way too early in the season.
There was no coming back from it. There was no
coming back from it. So I don't give a ship.
Honestly though, I feel like this would be a major
win for Taylor, for Taylor of all people, because like
she would be Let's because her whole career she's been
singing about like not being the girl anyone wants because
she's because you know, she she's like she was just
(42:36):
like weird and tall and and like not super desirable.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
So like her having a super BOWLD champion boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
Wouldation yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be her.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
It would be her, Citizen Kane. Yeah, what is the line?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
She has a fucking verbatim line where she's like, I
was a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
She was a cheerleader, and I was was Oh, she was.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
A cheerleader. She's the prom queen. I'm in the marching band.
She's a cheerleader. I'm sitting in the stands, sitting in
the stairs, she's cheering.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Kept in it.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Now, she got her guy. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That's fucking brilliant. Bro, fuck ship, this is all scared.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's wrestling.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Everything is wrestling everything Stokely Carmichael.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Football fans everywhere right now are their asses are a
fucking itch and listen to because they can't get away
from her. They can't get away to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
They can't bro and they can't. And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Irian Foster was the one that came up with the
whole yo the NFL scripted and was like yo, I'm serious,
like and he just kept a straight face. So that
became like a thing.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
And I don't know why, yo, but I believe them. Yo.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I need to hear.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
I need to hear Liz's take, because Liz, that was
my favorite. Like, while I was in Japan, I was
fully waiting on your sports takes specifically because I was like,
I need to know the reason why that they all
made sense.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Bro, fucking genius over here.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Do you predict this correctly? I think I don't know. Honestly,
I forgot. I'd just be saying, but my thoughts on
the Super Bowl is that Ushirt does not get enough pussy.
I think that he deserves more. I think that he
deserves more credit, more respect, more love, more pussy and
(44:39):
anything else that his heart desires.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
The herpes rumors was fake, right, they made that? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, I would hope.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
So I help Jesus girls, Oh god damn.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
You know who really fucks with sports a lot more
than me? Italian people, bro, Italian people fucking love sports.
And there was a lot of this. There's been a
lot of like, you know, I don't want to say,
I don't want to say like racial, but there has
been a lot of tension, you know what I'm saying.
A lot of racial tension among the people of the
(45:28):
tri Say area in particular.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
You know what I'm saying, and.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Things like this are just you know, when they happen,
you just kind of read the headline and you just
and you just you know, you know, you join it's
the floor because a New Jersey house that is owned
by god fearing pasta loving Italians being vandalized with pepperoni. Like, guys,
(46:01):
this is not a laughing mady here. Pepperoni has gone
up in price since the Joe Biden administration. Okay, my
nana uses half a pound of pepper be a fucking gravy.
All right, It's insane these people. New Jersey homeowner baffled
by pepperoni tossed onto her property.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
You know what I mean, it's nothing sacred anymore. You
can't have anything.
Speaker 12 (46:27):
I mean, what's going on your mine? Making my generation?
I mean, you know me, it was me and Mercutio.
It was me, a krmin and the other Carmine. You know,
you know coming little car we used to have.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
You used to be about respect. That's what it used
to be. Your bad respect. We were bad respect.
Speaker 13 (46:48):
Hey hey, uh camel, calm, Carmela. I think uh I
think little carm at a stroke, you want to come
pick him up.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'm outy, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
I gotta go some pepperoni there, I gotta go through
floor to my older body shop.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Oh my god, Well this is no, this is crazy.
But this sounds like something Merrow would have done in
like wait, remember that, remember the thing.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
It sounds like something like an Italian pumping his ship
on the internet.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
You got your work?
Speaker 6 (47:33):
Yeah, this sounds like some tech savy Warner Brothers, like
some bugs Bunnie As.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I'm fucking crying because I see how Italians try to
act like the black people of the white people and
seeing them literally, I know that they're looking at this
ship as like I hate cry Pepperoni.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
This is the same energy as like when Jersey Truck
came out.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Then the Italian American Association of America was like, God, this.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
She's a bad depiction of us as the people.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
And then they go to the fucking rally and they
all went, yo, exactly, Yo, there's so much hit, Jop.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
This ship is a flame fucking hazard. Me she was
a fire hazard, yo.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
But fuck these motherfuckers man like they actually they called
the police man Manville Police got involved.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
She said.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
The worry they were worried about the grease from the
meat sitting on the car, ruining the past.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Yo, being white is a superpower.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
Ya.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
This is what you gotta do when you want. Somebody
put pepperoni in her car. Dominican mamill See that should
made him made that had.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm so looking at it. Paid.
Speaker 6 (48:53):
You know, when when you're white, you could take the
you could you could take an emotional day at work for.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
This. Singer went out and bought a service dog after this. Yeah, yeah,
he got an emotional support thug.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh listen, my daughter had a she married an irishman.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay, I wasn't super happy about it.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
But he's a polar he's a he's a he's a
he's a leo like me.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
Okay, and by leoto means astrological law, I mean law
enforcement office.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh god, oh god, you know I wasn't too happy
about it.
Speaker 6 (49:29):
I just I really love like this the caricature of
like like just like a like a well meaning like
a like an older Italian but who has like acclimated
to like modern sensibilities, Like wouldn't that be fucking hilarious?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Just like an old ass Italian. That's like, oh, you know,
I went on a date. But she's an aquarious rising
and I'm.
Speaker 12 (49:47):
A Leo and I'm a Leo Moon and you know,
sometimes those sons aren't really compatible.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
But not super compatible. But you know what, I brought
my celenate with me just in case vibrations. Let's just
sometimes you just have to do that. Listen, call me.
You're absolutely right. Listen.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
We both used to hang out with Vinnie all the time,
but he's a low vibrational individual.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
He shuts something, really, he shuts something really transphobic. The
other day we couldn't stand for it.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Couldn't right.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's wise, guys. At the end of the day, it's bad.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Respect, okay, and ham never against you get into this
bolivion bb LS, y'all stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Thank you for listening, you bitch, We love you. Thank you.
All Right, we're back with Merrow's mail Bag. Anonymous. Let's see,
all right, Merrow's mail Bag says, so here here's the background.
Oh this is anonymous. Excuse me, I'll do that over I.
We're back with Merrow's mail bag and this is an
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anonymous user. Guys, so they say, they say here's the
background Victory life fam. My dad fifty four male, works
with a professional sports team and travels a lot. So
it's just me twenty six male, and my stepmom forty
three female, in the house for days on end. Where
are you going with this? She's always been very kind
(51:30):
to me and open with me, tells me stories about
her when she was my age. Lately she's always tells
me things. She tells me too much information, things like
her booves her or something of this nature. She's always
trying to get me to joke around and touch her.
I used to wrestle and play football. She always brings up,
brings it up, and acts all impressed if she is
(51:51):
coming on to me. It's getting hard to both resist
and ignore it. Am I crazy? I know this sounds
like some naughty America shit, but my advice would be
nice for any advice would be nice? Yo, Yo? What
I mean?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yeah, Bro? You said it. It sounds like Subpino shit. Bro,
He's living my dream yo, It's like yo. Honestly, I've
always been a fan of the dough Nutes. You know
what I'm saying, Sam?
Speaker 5 (52:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
You know I like uh uh?
Speaker 5 (52:24):
First of all, do you fuck with your dad like that,
because if you fuck with your dad, fucking his girl
is probably like something that you're gonna have to talk about.
Speaker 6 (52:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's some that's some. Uh. This is this
is becoming some Donnie Womack shit.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
This is becoming some strange you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (52:43):
Like you could you could very much have a uh,
you can very much have a Womack situation on your hands.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
This shit is.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
Bro I mean, look, this is what I would do
if I was a twenty six year old living at
home with my dad who works for a professional sports
That means you got a little bit of money and
he's not home, and I just got like, bro, this
is listen.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I watch enough porn to know what to do.
Speaker 5 (53:08):
Here you saying like, I'm gonna just go out hang
out by the pool with you and you know, get
a boner.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, and then you know, whatever happens happens.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
Dogs like I don't fam Also, you gotta all right
on a series tip though, you got to make sure
that she's actually coming on to you, because she just
might be drinking a lot of wine in the daytime.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
That was gonna be my question, are you sure you're
not operating off a porn brain, that part where you
just start making ship up because you have watched so
much porn in your life that every day scenarios, it's like,
holy shit, she wants to fuck me, Like Bro, all
she said was thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yeah, she sets hold the door.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Open because you were right behind her. Now you think
she want to suck your dick in the back in
the back alleys what she did say three sixty eight,
three sixty Stephen, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah, she definitely wants to fuck Bro. She gave me
my chicken biscuit. He does. At the end of it,
he does acknowledge it.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
He says, I know this sounds like some Naughty America shit,
So like I think I think that he's at least
a little self aware, you know what I mean? Like
he's at least a little self aware. Also, you just
name drop Nauty America.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, he's an active user. He has a membership, not.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
An active US like yo, you've got an addiction fan. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Maybe if brain is fried by porn and you think
that your stepmm making you an open face grilled cheese
makes she wants to suck your dick, that's not that's
not it, Bro, that's probably not it.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
But let's let's take what he's saying at face value
for a second. Like, let's just.
Speaker 6 (54:39):
Assume that he's he's got a hunch, right, if she's
touching you, yeah, like in.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
Certain like mom's just been touching you, bro, Like they
put your hand on your shoulder, excuse me, Like yo,
I'm go, and they'll move you like, they'll move you around.
But if she's gotten me like you did, bro, Like
that's like you know, that's the button, that's the light switch.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
But if you flip this, if you play with a
nigga's tick.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, I mean, is it okay?
Speaker 1 (55:08):
It's just playing with me?
Speaker 2 (55:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (55:17):
I feel like this we needed, we need like a
little more context, a little more you know, I mean,
like a little more detail.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Maybe picture, maybe maybe a photo or two of mom.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
You saying, I feel like we're we're losing the fact
that this is his step mom.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah it's yeah, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
This sounds like a full porn no scene, because what
do you mean his she lives there? He just happens
to never behold. Yeah, just happens to just never behold.
Speaker 5 (55:45):
Like okay, sweetheart, alright, oh your flight was delayed again? Okay,
oh no, and then he zoom she's wearing like a
cocktail dress right.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Afternoon.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, but yo, well why why are you wearing that?
Why the nipples cut out?
Speaker 6 (55:58):
Or maybe because she's trying to be like Regina George,
she's trying to make such happen. But yeah, like also,
like I feel like a lot of like a lot
of like you know what I'm saying, like a lot
of married women, married people in general. I think they
just like get lonely and they get off on like
just the idea flirting, you know what I'm saying. They
(56:19):
flirt with the situation, but like they would never act
on it. So like to your to your to answer
your question, anonymous, are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (56:29):
But but if we were to treat this with like
you know what I'm saying, some like if we were
to if we were to treat this at face value,
I would say, just whatever you willing to do, Bro.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Just leave the door open and let her.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Initiate that ship.
Speaker 6 (56:46):
So you could tell your pops, yo, you pops, you
don't understand she came to me, supposed to doosed to
do first to Pepperoni, I was paralyzed.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
To damn, bro, I would hate to have a son
because y'ah, y'all do y'all have no loyalty. You tell
me all sure you gotta do is pull up and
be like, yo, let me see that me.
Speaker 6 (57:18):
Hey, listen, listen. It's the stepbrother scenario. She's had the
old bull, now she wants the young calf.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah, Jesus, y'all are terrible son. It's a terrible son.
Speaker 5 (57:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
Listen, man, listen, I play. I hope it's a plan
to stay married for the duration of my life.
Speaker 5 (57:42):
If it don't go that way, Bro, and my son's
trying to fund my step and they step mama.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
But I was gonna say step wife. I was like,
that's not a real thing. Oh my God. Shout out
to y'all, man, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
What would you do? Rady? In this situation, I'm gonna
ask a single man, a single people, business fucking married
bastard due in twenty years you come home to the
love of your life being sent to pound fucking town.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
Well, first of all, I don't think I'll ever have
a love of my life. I'm way too much of
a whore for that.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
But the love of your life at the moment, whoever's
in the house at that, I'm.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Gonna be yo, I'm gonna be so so so real
with you. Game is game? You speaking like yo? The
game is a gain? Like hey yo, the student has.
Speaker 6 (58:32):
Yah Yo, bro, Hey, game is game.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
I can't know what.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
This is why nobody takes mental men mental health. Y'all
are terrible people. Even when the roles are reversed, y'all
are terrible people. People are being terrible to y'all. You
deserve it because we deserve to have the love of
your life. Fucked.
Speaker 6 (58:55):
What's the alternative. I'm gonna fall to my knees in
front of my son.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Normal reaction is a normal reaction, Listen. Game is in
fact games.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
You can't let your son be like look at you
and be like, yo, that niggas pussy bro.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
You know what I'm saying. So if you.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
Fall down to your knees when you when the law comes,
you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, then he's how do you think he feels about
you when he when your wife comes up to you,
comes up to him and was like yo, your father.
He's not feeling what he needs to be doing. You
know what he's not feeling.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
The space Man takes a village to raise that
Speaker 2 (59:54):
Legity, like
Fucking fucking ship socks Brown. No, this is like my
fifth time here or tad.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know who I am? Brown?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Come on, bron, just how does he just have a
don't break my ball? Yeah, you got my paperwork.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We've been doing this before. Man, Just take your medicine.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't want it, Bro, I want to hot bag.
I don't want to fighting.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You need it, You do it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's gonna help you relax. Hey, what's up? You knew him?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Is he Michael Focus? Please take your medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
All right, all right, I took it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Look no, I need you to drink my water.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, look my cheeks.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Look I got took the pelts.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Swallow them, swallow them.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'll be back in twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because she's kind of hot, Bro, who is that? You
can't tell me who that is?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What's a new patient? Mind? Leave her alone?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Please? Come on, bro? Are you think she cool? And
she's like? Come on, you're cool. You get to keep
me like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I told you she's a new patient from Queens. Can
you just relax? Leave he alone?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is she famous or something like? Is she like a
is like like a lot of people, she is famous.
She's a.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Just relaxed. Okay, the medicine is gonna kick.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Can I talk to him?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No? I can't talk to Hey, Hey, broad, Michael, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I want a young lady. Is that better? Is because
I called her broad? Yeah? That's why?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is this the same?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So I get for taking my medicine?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Is that my fault that you won that long?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You like rapping? I like rapping. She's a rap.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She's come on your tea.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Come on, bro, let me just holler around like two minutes.
But I'll go right back in my book. Bro, I promise,
I'm do.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It problem at least the medication, all right, all right,
to take it again? Lett give me another one, Give
me one. I take another one just to be good.
I'm gonna go talk to give me a second. Hey,
what's up. I'm I'm Michael Anthony. Excuse me talking to
the have a juical Bobby? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's your name, Harry Jukie and I'm number one on iTunes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Bitch, you're talking to the queen. All right, So I'm
gonna need you to keep your distance. I told you what.
I'm gonna need you to keep your distance, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I am dude, you're on the other side of the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm I'm distant. What is wrong with this?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I'm gonna need you to relax before you massive is
that they told me you were famous because.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You know I'm the queen of this rabstair. I mean,
I'm really taking my spot. No body is wrong with that. Bro,
you have to take nobody you.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Just took to get her.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I gotta get out of the queen.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You could be the king.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Back up to my room.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You have to get a ball, Like, can you give
me a road?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We ran out of I mean really really, can I
in my mouth? Fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She took a moment.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, get this brought out of here. She's from Queens.
In the back of the Queens.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He won't take her.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Fuck my don't all right, just lock me in my
fucking room until I fucking bash my head against the door.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Listen, I'm gonna go listen to my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's called Victimy, Like they got that episode, they got
twenty two episodes. I'm gonna listen to that now because
this broad's fucking I've lost a fucking.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She's gonna follow you.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
My room.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Literally, like.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know what it is?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
The most unhandy at the planet Victory like Baby episode
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Listen, I'll go back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
To DJs on and say, and the motherfucking there no, no, no, no, no,
sad insane.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you gotta hit that every time.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yo, And shout out to Jordy for doing that drop
in the nord American drop too, fucking Yo.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But somebody's being very naughty outside.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
It's fucking Nicki Minaj Fam. She's it's Nicki Minaj me.
First of all, let's say that. Let's set the table
with like, Yo, it's Nicki Minaj. She is, in my opinion,
after Little Kim, like the.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Most notable yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Woman in hip hop.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
You know what I'm saying, Like of like, y'all, you
did that, you achieved this, you hit this, you know
what I mean. On the Billboard times with ya Da
Da Da Da Fam. She came out and Meghan the
Stallion did her song Hiss, which you know what I mean,
it has some subs on it. She was talking about people,
you know what I mean. But he did a very
New York, very queens thing. This is giving me fifty
(05:03):
cent energy. Well, she was just like, yo, I'm gonna just.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Nuclear annihilate everything that you love.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I'm gonna talk about your moms, I'm gonna talk about
your career, I'm gonna talk about your family.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Everything just going.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Bananas on this disc called Bigfoot. But it's like the
song wasn't really like, it didn't really hit bro, it
did not really hit like.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just want to say, I just want to say,
she has been on a three date.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Tangent, please talk about it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She has been wildin for three days days straight. And
all Meghan said was one.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Line I was gonna say, as our resident, you know,
Nikki aficient out, I want to say, I wouldn't say stan,
but like ask someone from that camp originally right like
you've been I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Because you're not. Because I can't. I can't throw the
homie Liz under the bus like that. I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I cannot say that she condones this.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
But I'm saying, like, how do you feel as somebody
you know what I mean, like probably from the from
the Genesis of the ship, right, like because you was
around for the mixtape and we all were right, but
is this especially disappointing for somebody?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I listened to that to that drop last night and
I was just in and out of sleep. I don't
know why I couldn't sleep last night. Now I'm realizing it.
This ship has haunted me since I listened to it.
I have not had an ounce of sleep. Bro. This
is not monster Nikki. Bro, this is this is the
good morning Nikki.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
This is this is.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
This is the Nikki who has been begging bitches to
push their pen for the past fifteen years. Bro, she
been calling for a fight. Yeah, she said, She's literally
been on the playground.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Fucking Liz was in bed last night.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Bro, my sleep paralysis demon, it's just Nikki.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Whisper.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Why you're trying to sell the same for putting your
bit on spell Prog right now, Nikki parralysis demon? Oh
my god, that would make I would off. I would
(07:24):
jump straight out of the way. We need to film
that horror film.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yea, absolutely no, but you got a star in it.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
I'm gonna I'm gonna be Nikki in the corner like.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And then you gotta hate the really low whisper out
of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, Arms, I love.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You, Barms. God is here for us and what's for
us will never be a ca That's right.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'm like you're mentally ill, like I have a day
that I noticed something up with you, but since you're Dominican,
you don't want to admit you there's no The thing
is psychiatrists and the Dominicans, you know what I mean, they.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Can this isn't my brain.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'd be in the corner room.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
And then if you are like mentally ill, they just
be like, hey, I know it's.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There. It's always. It's always a coconut. No, look look
at your own.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
You know the Yeah, you're like you in the Yeah they.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, that's a that's a that's a medical diagnosis.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And now that is.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, you're going I'm going to You're sitting there like
you're worried the ship. I'm like, ainy at last. Yeah,
they're gonna matter.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The d C L.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Y do's not.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I know the old.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Imagine every old lady, y'all listen, every old thing that says,
take me. I want Jesus to come down and be like, word,
come here, let's go and see if you really about
that life. You want God to be like that word
you want to go?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yo, fam yo, Lizzen, you hit the nail on the head, bro.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I have never seen somebody this popping go on social
media for this long and keep going brou over and.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Over over a bar and a half. Yeah, that's crazy,
and that's so here's my thing. I'm backed up, and
I was like, yo, hold on.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I listened to the Megan song and I was like,
she never said Nikki, never said Minaj, never rhymed it
in a way like tricky fetage, you know what I mean.
She didn't do no ship like that, or she said
these hoes mad at Meghan ya ye'ah should be mad
at Meghan's Law, which is a law about sexual assault
that was put out the books federally. And then Nikki
got so pressed that she was like, b she's talking
(10:10):
about me.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
How did you know she was talking about you? She
knows she's surrounded and loved on by fucking predator.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This is crazy, bro. What is Megan's Law is?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Meghan's Law is a law put into place for somebody
to have to register where they're moving to once they're
a sexual offender.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yes, it.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Was made on behalf of a little girl named Meghan
who lived next door to a predator who ended up
raping and killing her. So her mom wants that happened.
Her mom made that a law so that every time
you're a sexual predator, you need to inform the public
where you go, so that everyone else is aware of
where you are.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's just good.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
It's like it's a it's one of the laws that
I'm like, Yo, this is a fire law.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like, Yo, this is fire.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I fucking this law, but I fuck with that law.
If you a rapist, you a sexual steve demon, you
should go around the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yo, I'm a piece of ship, bro.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Honestly, you should be killed first of all. Yeah, like
I think that you should be publicly lynched. I think
that your body, your body should be turned into dust,
put into a little what's those things people put in
their assholes? An animal like a butt?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Plus, Yeah, there are a lot of things that people
put in their.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Suppository.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, I thought that. I thought this was going to
be a pack watch on it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I thought they're gonna put you and make a video
like business or pleasure.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You do not you don't even get that. You don't
even get that, you don't deserve it. But you know
how fucked up your life gotta be bro for you
to hear a bar like that and be like this
bitch talking about me me, and then go on a
three day fucking tangent and just start wilding because she's
she's hitting some blowed abouts.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
That part she's saying some ship that, it's like, YO,
fuck your dead moms, fuck my dad moms. Bro, that's
a k flock line. I'm coming to au out after that.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
In the song she drops, she accused Meghan of sleeping
with her mom's boyfriend alfter she passed away. WHOA.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
There's also there's also parts of like parts of Twitter
and the Internet like it's getting out of hand now
like it was already, it's getting.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Out of hand.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's like, yo, like.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Like all jokes aside, like they like the barbs now
are like they dropped the location of where her parents
are buried.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I saw that. I seen that.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I was like, Bro, this kid, I was like, Yo,
let me make sure this ship is real because like
there's so much Twitter is not even reliable.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Anymore for like, yo, this is real or fake? You
know what I mean? It's like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But then there's a fucking audio of like just on
the perk flow, like ye just talking to like like,
I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The Cream radio and some ship. She's on something, a
station head some shit. She's like, no, why a fraggle,
Like what is going on here? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I just think as a sciet I just think we
need better cocaine.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
That's the cocain.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Garbage, bro, Thank you's just bringing that Upcine has been
garbage for at least twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Now, for real, And I think I think we need
better bricks because Francis Ford Coppola hit the UI and
made The Godfather and Apocalypse.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Now and now we have now we have to Nikki,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Now we have Nicki Minaj losing it for seventy two
hours straight Overagina, over a.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Bar and a half. It's it's it's getting silly.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's getting very sad. But for real, though, on a
serious no man, this is what happens when you are
surrounded by yes man, when you live in the echo chamber,
when your ego is what fucking kills you and you
hate to see people shine. Yeah, because because literally she
brought her own demise, Bro, her legacy was cemented. There
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was nothing she could do to remove that bro she
and she still can't. Like at the end of the day,
she's still did what she did. Now you're just tarnishing everything.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Yeah, I've said I've said this a million times. Like
you either die, biggie, or you live long enough to
see yourself become a fucking cornball. Yeah right, And like
there's very few people that can sort of that can
ride that wave and like age gracefully and like come
into and accept their gatekeeper status. Because that's what that's
(14:24):
what Nikki should be. Nikki should be a gatekeeper of
the culture. She should be someone that the girlies can
look up to and be like, hey, I want to
a career that I want to burst from you, like
you know what I mean, for the girls, for the girls,
and like it sucks to see her like spiraling like this,
Like she's also from that school of like there can
(14:47):
only be one rap girly at a time.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, you could tell that Nikki is really losing her
grip on reality and she's losing the public opinion too.
Like a lot of people are noticing that she's losing it.
The fact that she's teaming up with fucking Ben Shapiro
bro a why supremacist who hates gay people, who hates
black people, who doesn't even consider rap an actual genre
of music. Hot.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
First of all, that part, those two main points, those
two main tenants of Ben Shapiro's hole whatever he is.
I don't fuck with gay people, and rap is not
real music. Fam that's Nicki Minajen and that show like
your entire fans gay dudes, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
and you're a rapper.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And you're a so Ben Shapiro, fuck with you?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Put you out here talking about Ben Shapiro, butt out
of this rapt ed. He's had his comments just up
here with both Karen. The song's number one like Yo's,
I don't what is really happening? Who's that other man rapping?
Is this real life?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
He said? Nigga takes him not y'all, No.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Man, listen Ben Shapiro, and he's Tom McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I don't ever want to If you say, Yo, I've rapped,
and I say Yo, what's your rap name? And you
say tomc donald's kicking you in your fucking dick, I'm
not listening to nothing that you.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Got to say. O.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Bro, Nah, this is only making it worse because they're
building some kind of something they got.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
They build this up.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
I'm telling you right now, niggas gonna be the first
Twitter regirl won my best pariody, all going down the
building an on each other. Gunna got the files hotly Ship.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
But Tom mcfucking donald that yo, Oh, that fucking active
crack user. I hate him first of all. The motherfucker's
complaining about the lack of American flags and in the
rap song he's saying that Americans don't fly American flags
on more. This motherfucker is from bro. Oh now Canadians
playing you forget it?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
He was. I looked at scene like the video on mute,
and I was like, he's contemplating as fucking young Miko.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
This motherfucker looks like a throw artist.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
He looked like, yeah, I'm supposed to have Yeah, Oh
my god. I think Ben Shapiro. I think what happened
was he copped his first Ferragamo Yamaica and don't know
how to.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
He's feeling himself.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
His first you feel Me, his first designer trip and.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I don't know why he dressed like depressed eminem and
the music video Ship looks terrible, sound terrible, Yo.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
This whole ship is terrible.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Man, got the fake gas station Louis shades, Like, what
is going on in this whole ship? Bro?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Ship Like this makes me question God and ask him
when he's coming to collect us? Bro, coming to get
your children?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
The scariest ship is that like most of like the
Middle States, like most landlocked states, Like this is the
ship that they're listening to.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Bro, this is scariest. Maybe has heard it.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Not the full song though, like they yeah, I mean
like they drive to they drive to the construction yard
bumping this ship.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
They have construction.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
This is ain't a regular fifty, It's a fucking reptor. Yeah,
hit the yo, fam. None of these motherfuckers have rims
over twenty inches, bro. Now they all have the little
rims with the big ass tires on the pickup truck.
Yeah you know what I'm saying, with a flag that
says something on the back, and they all have the
metal balls hanging from the bottom of the of the
(18:27):
fucking thing.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
They all have these colors. Don't run, don't whatever the
fuck I mean the stupid ass snake that looks like
a fucking fucking slinky yo. I am so sorry. I
wish that flag didn't go so goddamn heard.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm sorry. The black and yellow motif, that shit kind
of goes stupid.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
As someone who grew up avoiding the Latin kings on
the foretop, that black and yellow motif, I wish it
didn't stand from what it's speaking to you, because that
ship kind of goes stupid.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Little the King Rainy broy, Bro, Oh my god, the
idea kind.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Of do look like you would be a part of
that gang.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Chill on me, Chill on me, Bro, Don't put that,
don't put don't put that.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Don't put that on me. If he comes to next week,
you guys, eye brought pissed. We gotta starting, We gotta
start asking questions. Yeah, asking questions.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
No, No, not about in the middle, the middle with
the mad beads.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Bro, it's not nineteen ninety eight, bro, give it a rest.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You know, they were the most petrifying gang all of
New York. Bro. Nobody scared me more than the Light
and King for real ship. It was the crost that
was blocked banging you bros.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
We're really scary about the motherfuckers is that they had
a lot of women with them.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There's a lot of queens bro, and they they got down.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
So I was just like, Bro, I don't want to
I'll get jumped by the Bloods, bro, because that's like
it'll be four motherfuckers that'll hit me, they'll cut me whatever.
If I get jumped by my sister ten times, that's
wild embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
At least the bloods they might piece you up after
you took that ship like a champ, might fuck with you.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Blood, Yo, blood, you'll pull up next next week, like.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
If you you know what I mean, Like, if you
took that ship like a champ, you snitch, there was
then no but like the queens and ship bro, they
would date you for six months just to line you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I was just about to say that I knew bitches who.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Used to do It's like, yo, abou Russian spies.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Russian spies, Bro, Latin queens, bro, the original seduction to
your death, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And the thing about the thing about Latin kings and
queens is you can't tell who's who. It's like for
the most part, if you see a Pathety Dominican, you
look like a gang metal he's Patria. If you see
an Indian in South Richmond Hill. He's a cris He's
not gonna be nothing else. I didn't know. I didn't
know Indian crips existed.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Right now, Yo Yo two nineteen is the home of
Guyanese and Jamaican crip Yo Yo, Yeah, cooling each other
coolly and baiting like the crip wan.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
At the same time to dance hall.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
This is wild.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'll never forget about the first time I moved from
Brooklyn to Queens. I'm all right, I'm moving to a
nicer neighborhood. Whatever I get. The high school, Bro, I
walk up the steps, I see this white, little perto
Rican kid in a red shirt and a group of
Indian kids just around him, and they say, Yo, what's
up your blood? Why? Why would this kid kid, why
(21:50):
would he have the fucking boss to say? Nah? But
I funk with him. No, no, Yo, When I tell you,
they fucked him up so bad. He was part of school, bro.
He could have avoided that, but he was just awesome
like nah.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
But I with him though, yeah, se because he thought, yo,
yellow Indian crips must be buns.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And they went and bought a pack of cigarettes for
three dollars.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I think, I think I thinks might be the first
example of like actual like like like ah like inclusion
because like if you was, because if you was with
the shids, what you look like. Bro, I went to
I went to high school with this Cambodian crip, she
who was gay, who had a girlfriend who was masculine,
(22:38):
who would call me the f slur for wearing skinny jeans.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Process that real time.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, and that's a fucking fact, bro, because I've seen
a lot of Asian cribs, a lot of white cribs.
I see yo fresh off the boat, African crip. It's like,
I'm like, bro, this is yea yo fuck it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Inclusion, bro, Yeah, letting everybody down. You know, they put
the weird kid with the nose piercing down Like ain't cool.
You got your something pierce, you can still bang. Like
as long as you can fight, that's what.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You get about.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
As long as the jewelry was blue, sweat the blue
beans and come to the fight. Yeah, we're gonna fight
in the park. What we do every day. Ben Shapiro
needs to get lined up by Latin queen. Bro. Let's
make that happen, yo, Cardi. Then you will be you
will be in pole position in the hip hop girlies. Yo,
(23:37):
let's fucking take a break, and I'm saying, we gotta
pay some bills. You know what I mean, because that's
how we Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, listen to this German ad right quick?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yeah, I hope you enjoyed that Bulgarian roofing commercial.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, we back. You know what I'm saying, This fucking
victory light, My beautiful, beautiful genius ca hos with me.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Liz was saying, we were talking about the fan base,
the yes Man, the Barbs.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Not Liz's fan base.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
No, what is the what's the.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
What's your fan base? The the Lizzies, the Glasies. Oh
my god, don't you put that?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
One of my favorite scenes. By the way, rest in peace?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What am I talking about? Motherfucker? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Michael, uh no? What's this? He has like three names,
Michael Clark, duncany, Michael Clark, Duncan.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I was gonna say, Michael names one thing about me, Bro,
I'm terrible with names. You put a picture of Marrow
next to like, God, damn ain't that baby proof?
Speaker 5 (24:56):
He was Dominican right right? I can tell about it.
One big ass follicle, he got one big.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Bang got one follicle Johnny from editor Eddie.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, the editor.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Eddie, speaking of fucking toxic fan bases.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Actually, you know what, I feel like, K pop stands
are less. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, Like
I'm put a dollar in a watch car, y'all are.
I feel like y'all see more K pop activity than
I do. I mean, this is for the room. You
know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
How I please try, man.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I have never seen K pop stans do this type
of ship because they're superheroes.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
They're fucking they're super I feel like, so this so
I'll say this. I've had K pop stands make a
merrow fan.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Can you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (25:58):
And I was just like, oh, okay, And it's like
if I wasn't rich, No, no, this is me being
man fly like doing ship. Like when Matt high quality
camera shots and ship. I was like, okay, cool, like
shout it down. That's the type of shit thing to
be on there on some TOXI shit. I'm like, y'oll listen,
I want this to happen. All the K pop stands
(26:20):
decide who you want to be President of the United States,
because it's going to be better than whoever's up for
election anyway. Yes, and then just hit the polls and
elect whoever the fuck it is. If it's G Man Bro,
it is who it is. You know what I'm saying.
Just make sure it's not one of these motherfuckers, one
of these corpses, all of these kid davers. So, like
(26:40):
I said, K pop stands very wholesome. K pop very wholesome.
It's a whole wholesome thing. I don't know a lot
about it. I just know it's fucking wholesome.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
You remember when when they remember when when like Trump
says the wild ship about K pop or whatever. So
then they fucking sold out his rally and no one
showed up.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Organized Bro, Superheroes, organized Doug. That's what I'm talking about. Like, yeah,
they're like fucking like listen, you know I was.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I was about to say something wild. They're like the
pro Boys, but good I said it rounding, So listen,
K pop is very wholesome. The problem is and not
(27:26):
G Men released his two schedules. One is he calls
Superstar Day, which is like when he's on when he's
doing the BTS thing, he's g men the God. You
know what I'm saying, I'm out here swing singing, crooning,
And then he got regular ordinary guy day where it's like, Yo,
this is how what I do when I'm not like
(27:46):
the BTS guy, when I'm just me, you know what
I'm saying, which is part of me was just like, yo,
this is dope because it's like it shows you know,
the duality. And then part of me was like, damn,
this is man sad bro because like when you on,
you on, like you gotta be like a like a robot,
because like, we don't do that in America. Here this
weird fucking clock that's like fucking army time. It's eighteen o'clock.
(28:06):
We don't do that in America. So you're gonna have
to translate for me. So my man spends a lot
of time sleeping on his ordinary guy day. So he
spends a lot of is day sleeping then staying in
bed thinking about what to eat. First meal of the
day from eight to eleven, no thoughts, head empty.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
From eleven to twelve is dinner.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
From twelve to four is free time, practicinging and mess
around on the guitar, play games, et cetera, et cetera.
From four to seven, hang out on phone before sleeping,
then from seven to five sleeping.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Bro, what a fucking I'm like, just like.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Me for real, right, I don't see nothing wrong with this.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
You don't see anything wrong with sleeping from seven pm
to five am.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
He's depressed. I'm like, yo, I must I must.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Be depressed anything, because give me my pros ad because
like I will swake up. I feel like this is
so relatable because I'm one of the people. I don't
know if y'all are, but like I wake up and
I stay in bed for like a half an hour.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, Sam, Like, Bro, do you know how busy life
be and how much should we be having to do?
Be having to go to the d m V sign
payboard take fucking dumb ass passboard pictures. Do you know
how much dumb ship we gotta do in this life?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Sometimes I just want to chill and scroll on my phone.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I just want to chill. Yeah yeah, little handy upside,
little handy on the side flowers. I hope he's sleeping
for eleven hours seven seven.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
If you're that size and you drink a whole bottle Honda.
You will sleep seven to five, man, But yeah, this
is ill. You know what I'm saying with this, This
makes me feel like Bro's mad relatable. But he only
eats twice a day, you know what I'm saying, Because
he got the first mill of the day from six
to eight and then dinner from eleven to twelve.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Like I think Victor was spot on fucking depressed.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
He also got to keep you got to keep in
mind his K pop.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Physique, like super freak physique, like g Man for BTS.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, you got fucking Porcelain's skin, Bro, Yeah, he does.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
They do that. Ship is sh is wild.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
He's sleeping from He's sleeping from seven am to five am, right.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
No, but then dinner is six hours later, so he's
sleeping from seven am to five Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh that's that's.
Speaker 10 (30:43):
Fucking I got depressions, I get it, esus.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
This clock is twenty four hours right yeah. Yeah that
this can't be this can't make this.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Can't be life.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, twelve bottom twelve is noon? Sorry sorry.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
At eleven at the top, he's saying, you can't have dinner.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
At eleven a m. That's not dinner, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Yeah, brunch at best unless you're breaking all the rules,
unless you're g Man and you it doesn't matter. You
can disobey the laws of time and space. You got exactly,
you got the vts rmy bind you can do whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you gonna tell me? Earth's
rotation out of here? The moon is where I say
it is.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
But then Superstar Day I was like, okay, so is
he the press here or is he the press and
Superstar Day?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Because Superstar Day by not both.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Yeah, So he's sleeping a lot earlier and a lot
less in Superstar Day because Superstar Day from three to
nine is sleeping from ten thirty to two fifty, he's
getting ready for bad free time. That's a long ass shower, bro,
He's off, let's get out there.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
He's getting that puss here.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
He's doing the skincare routine in the shower, Eat rest
right before that, get off work.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What damn?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
So from twelve to seven thirty he's engagement, shoots, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Lots to do.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Okay, eight hour shift, well so, but if you count
for free pop factory, He's like, come.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
On, I feel like I could do one of these
and it'd be worse it'd be way worse.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Right, lo So all right, so listen, y'all victory like
uh supporters and lovers. Next week we will both all
three of us will have our superstar Day and a
regular everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Compare them to GM.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'll hold you to it. Oh that's so yeah, we
have homework.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
It's this is this is. I mean, yo, I got
a lot to you. I was watching this. I was
looking at this yesterday and I was like, damn, that's
a crazy day. That's so hacktic superstar day.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
He doesn't shower on ordinary guy day.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
I'm realizing now, Oh your right, yes, wow, a bro,
you know what it is because he got in when
he's in the shower, he got the doom to popcorn
bucket in the world.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You already know what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yo joke.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Damn damn da Victory Light podcast. Where to find this?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yo? Oh my god, I'd like to see one of these.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
The whole thing is a circle and it's just be perfect.
That's the whole. It's not been diagram, there.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Are no dividers, be flawless.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
I mean like, I'll keep it a buck like my
ship is like just into thirds like one third is like, yo,
I'm sleeping, one third is like I'm on the toilet,
and the other third is like I'm working.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, I would also have like three I think one.
One would be when I'm shooting Victory Light, one would
be when I have the kids, and then one would
be when I'm not doing either. Wait thoughts, I'm sitting
on a life size wireless charger just.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
What I use with the USBC.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
You already know, yo, it's.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Crazy because a USB C and not that I've tried this,
a USB C actually fits right in your dick.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, well.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
All right, well that's that's that's my time.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
You know what we should have you remember Zoom? Yeah,
we should have little episodes like that. But we just
tried dumb ship out. Yeah that's episode.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, USB, let.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Me see if I charge your diet.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
You get home and Heather's like, you are not touching me. No,
you think it's coming.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Out of your column. You're too fully charged. You gotta
get out of here.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's like, yo, bro, what did you just say?
Speaker 6 (35:41):
You said what? It's like a fish from Spongebop? You was,
what did you do to my drink? Like Jada Pinkett
when she was dancing with Tupac, you know, like, wow.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Hey, hold on, hold on la la bts armys all love, Yes,
we love y'all. Do not come for us, we love you.
Matter of fact, I saw y'all.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
I was getting a pedicure the other day and I
was seeing them doing the morning show, and Shorty that
was doing my pedicure was like, yo, I love them
like and I was like, oh, like, I don't know
about them, like put me on, and she was like, bro,
she went into detail like I fell asleep because she
hur my feet.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And she's telling me so.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
So gem Man is from here, and John Cook is
from here and like y'o and my cousin knows him.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And I'm like, I was like, oh you care read.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I was like I bet, bet, bet bet? Yeah, what
is this? Tell the people what we've just weakness? So
y'all listen, funk my question.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Stephens Aswer is asking and answering the real fucking questions.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Right here.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
We have the conto starters exactly, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Like the core if this was sports, would be the
core four of Pokemon. But it's only three of them,
the Big three, you know what I'm saying we got Bubbas,
we got Charmanda, and we got Wirdle. You know what
I'm saying, if you know their evolutions, leave them in
the comments.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Stephen A.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Smith fash out, Yeah, if you know, if you know
their evolutions, put a dollar in the wash yard. This
is why I'm trade into Pokemon. But this is like,
like I talk about.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Pokemon now like motherfucker's talking about like old motherfuckers talking
about sports.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah yeah, married it used to be red and blue.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Know about this diamond rugby fire shield crap. It was
red and it was blue, and that was it. That
was when Pokemon made sense. Now you guys are going
crazy with this stuff. And I'll tell you something. Red
and blue, these colors don't run. That's right, right, This
scarlet violet nonsense. All right, yeah, you know what I do.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I backed the blow.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh Jesus correct, on this show.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I backed three backed the blow. Okay, the blue version.
Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Somebody said, yo, somebody cracked the code and realized that
Steven A.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Smith is is everything in the same tone of voice.
So they just.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Sending him some bullshit and shout out to the producers
for letting it through because they asked that man, who
is a fucking thirty something year plus sports journalist, which
one are you taking.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I really hope it's still Bailey. I really hope I
really hurt the homie Bailey it's still socials plea because
this is gold, bro, This is this is the this
is the levity we need in the dark ass time.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
This is what I want to see more of this
from him? Yeah, I want to see less of him
whispering and stumpering over that microphone. Be it, Hordy. I
want to see more of.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
This, more wholesome.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yo, So he said, out of the three uh who
he called bulls.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
So.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Shamander and Squirtle.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
And he said, he says correctly, Squirtle, Yeah, yeah, the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
The Squirtle the only one he said correctly under his name, Yo, fim.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
This is I love how he said Shamander, like like
it was like a nephew of like a nephew of
his like Shamanda.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
He made the name sound fire. He's like Yo. With
the first pick in the NBA Draft, the New York
next select Shamander.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Pokemon University of Duke and Shamander Jones coming straight out
of Duke here, really high, upside high. You know, once
he evolves, I tell you that Charmelian's got a lot
of fire behind him and he's going to be a
real problem on the court.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I'll tell you that he's a real Jim Retat if
you ask me, Steve. When they talking about Pokemon Dog,
I can watch this hi for twelve hours straight. Oh yeah,
so good.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
But his pig was Shamander. You know what I'm saying because.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Probably because one of his nephews is his name Shamanda,
and they just declared for Vanderbilt. Yeah, oh my god,
Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm taking my tennis Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
You know what I'm saying. I'm Shamanda Smith.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yo, So listen, this is a great time for me
to segue into y'all's favorite favorite favorite topic. Let's goods.
You know what I'm saying, because Yo, Super Bowls sooncome.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
You know what I'm saying. We have seen what is
who are the two? You know what I mean? Motherfucking contestants.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Warriors going into the ring. Blah blah blah. It's gonna
be niners chiefs, you know what I'm saying. And a
lot of people are mad. A lot of people are
mad because they wanted two things to happen. They wanted
Lamar Jackson to win black Quarterback, very good, MVP caliber
d D. And they didn't want to see they was
tied at Taylor Swift. They tied at Taylor Swift. Everybody,
(40:47):
and this is it's crazy because it's like two. At
first it was everybody. Then it became like the maga.
The right wing people were like, get around her here,
run and want to see god, ma'am Taylor Swift. And
they were like, what do we want to see less
than Taylor Swift a black man be successful.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
So let's let's make them.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
ROGI Dell got on the motherfucking phone, I'm saying, Roger
the guy got on the phone and said, we need
for the ratings, So jesus get Lamar the fuck out
of here. Lamar's they flowers, all you little fucking go
back to fucking Baltimore. Listen to you a little fucking
whatever you guys do. I'm almost police here, so I
don't want to do the DC Baltimore conflation. You know what,
(41:26):
I'm saying and life and offends. But I was gonna say,
you're about to go back and star was it in
the go go music police can't Yo, no get the.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
But Yo, we got sports on jack, you know what
I mean? The super Bowl? Who you got? You know
what I mean? Do you care? Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:52):
I don't really care because the Giants ain't in it
and Lamar's not in it, so I don't really give fun.
I'm gonna just watch it.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Yeah, I don't really care because the Jets ain't in it,
but that they and also like once uh once that
the comedy behind Aaron Rodgers getting hurt so early, Like
I was like, yeah, we were already look at me
saying we I've been around maryl too long.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
We were a joke.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
We were a joke way too early in the season.
There was no coming back from it. There was no
coming back from it. So I don't give a ship.
Honestly though, I feel like this would be a major
win for Taylor, for Taylor of all people, because like
she would be Let's because her whole career she's been
singing about like not being the girl anyone wants because
she's because you know, she she's like she was just
(42:36):
like weird and tall and and like not super desirable.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
So like her having a super BOWLD champion boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
Wouldation yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be her.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
It would be her, Citizen Kane. Yeah, what is the line?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
She has a fucking verbatim line where she's like, I
was a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
She was a cheerleader, and I was was Oh, she was.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
A cheerleader. She's the prom queen. I'm in the marching band.
She's a cheerleader. I'm sitting in the stands, sitting in
the stairs, she's cheering.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Kept in it.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Now, she got her guy. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
That's fucking brilliant. Bro, fuck ship, this is all scared.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's wrestling.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Everything is wrestling everything Stokely Carmichael.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Football fans everywhere right now are their asses are a
fucking itch and listen to because they can't get away
from her. They can't get away to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
They can't bro and they can't. And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Irian Foster was the one that came up with the
whole yo the NFL scripted and was like yo, I'm serious,
like and he just kept a straight face. So that
became like a thing.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
And I don't know why, yo, but I believe them. Yo.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I need to hear.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
I need to hear Liz's take, because Liz, that was
my favorite. Like, while I was in Japan, I was
fully waiting on your sports takes specifically because I was like,
I need to know the reason why that they all
made sense.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Bro, fucking genius over here.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Do you predict this correctly? I think I don't know. Honestly,
I forgot. I'd just be saying, but my thoughts on
the Super Bowl is that Ushirt does not get enough pussy.
I think that he deserves more. I think that he
deserves more credit, more respect, more love, more pussy and
(44:39):
anything else that his heart desires.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
The herpes rumors was fake, right, they made that? Shut up?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, I would hope.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
So I help Jesus girls, Oh god damn.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
You know who really fucks with sports a lot more
than me? Italian people, bro, Italian people fucking love sports.
And there was a lot of this. There's been a
lot of like, you know, I don't want to say,
I don't want to say like racial, but there has
been a lot of tension, you know what I'm saying.
A lot of racial tension among the people of the
(45:28):
tri Say area in particular.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
You know what I'm saying, and.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Things like this are just you know, when they happen,
you just kind of read the headline and you just
and you just you know, you know, you join it's
the floor because a New Jersey house that is owned
by god fearing pasta loving Italians being vandalized with pepperoni. Like, guys,
(46:01):
this is not a laughing mady here. Pepperoni has gone
up in price since the Joe Biden administration. Okay, my
nana uses half a pound of pepper be a fucking gravy.
All right, It's insane these people. New Jersey homeowner baffled
by pepperoni tossed onto her property.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
You know what I mean, it's nothing sacred anymore. You
can't have anything.
Speaker 12 (46:27):
I mean, what's going on your mine? Making my generation?
I mean, you know me, it was me and Mercutio.
It was me, a krmin and the other Carmine. You know,
you know coming little car we used to have.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
You used to be about respect. That's what it used
to be. Your bad respect. We were bad respect.
Speaker 13 (46:48):
Hey hey, uh camel, calm, Carmela. I think uh I
think little carm at a stroke, you want to come
pick him up.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I'm outy, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
I gotta go some pepperoni there, I gotta go through
floor to my older body shop.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Oh my god, Well this is no, this is crazy.
But this sounds like something Merrow would have done in
like wait, remember that, remember the thing.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
It sounds like something like an Italian pumping his ship
on the internet.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
You got your work?
Speaker 6 (47:33):
Yeah, this sounds like some tech savy Warner Brothers, like
some bugs Bunnie As.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I'm fucking crying because I see how Italians try to
act like the black people of the white people and
seeing them literally, I know that they're looking at this
ship as like I hate cry Pepperoni.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
This is the same energy as like when Jersey Truck
came out.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Then the Italian American Association of America was like, God, this.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
She's a bad depiction of us as the people.
Speaker 5 (48:12):
And then they go to the fucking rally and they
all went, yo, exactly, Yo, there's so much hit, Jop.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
This ship is a flame fucking hazard. Me she was
a fire hazard, yo.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
But fuck these motherfuckers man like they actually they called
the police man Manville Police got involved.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
She said.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
The worry they were worried about the grease from the
meat sitting on the car, ruining the past.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Yo, being white is a superpower.
Speaker 8 (48:38):
Ya.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
This is what you gotta do when you want. Somebody
put pepperoni in her car. Dominican mamill See that should
made him made that had.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I'm so looking at it. Paid.
Speaker 6 (48:53):
You know, when when you're white, you could take the
you could you could take an emotional day at work for.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
This. Singer went out and bought a service dog after this. Yeah, yeah,
he got an emotional support thug.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh listen, my daughter had a she married an irishman.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay, I wasn't super happy about it.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
But he's a polar he's a he's a he's a
he's a leo like me.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
Okay, and by leoto means astrological law, I mean law
enforcement office.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh god, oh god, you know I wasn't too happy
about it.
Speaker 6 (49:29):
I just I really love like this the caricature of
like like just like a like a well meaning like
a like an older Italian but who has like acclimated
to like modern sensibilities, Like wouldn't that be fucking hilarious?
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Just like an old ass Italian. That's like, oh, you know,
I went on a date. But she's an aquarious rising
and I'm.
Speaker 12 (49:47):
A Leo and I'm a Leo Moon and you know,
sometimes those sons aren't really compatible.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
But not super compatible. But you know what, I brought
my celenate with me just in case vibrations. Let's just
sometimes you just have to do that. Listen, call me.
You're absolutely right. Listen.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
We both used to hang out with Vinnie all the time,
but he's a low vibrational individual.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
He shuts something, really, he shuts something really transphobic. The
other day we couldn't stand for it.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Couldn't right.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's wise, guys. At the end of the day, it's bad.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Respect, okay, and ham never against you get into this
bolivion bb LS, y'all stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Thank you for listening, you bitch, We love you. Thank you.
All Right, we're back with Merrow's mail Bag. Anonymous. Let's see,
all right, Merrow's mail Bag says, so here here's the background.
Oh this is anonymous. Excuse me, I'll do that over I.
We're back with Merrow's mail bag and this is an
(51:07):
anonymous user. Guys, so they say, they say here's the
background Victory life fam. My dad fifty four male, works
with a professional sports team and travels a lot. So
it's just me twenty six male, and my stepmom forty
three female, in the house for days on end. Where
are you going with this? She's always been very kind
(51:30):
to me and open with me, tells me stories about
her when she was my age. Lately she's always tells
me things. She tells me too much information, things like
her booves her or something of this nature. She's always
trying to get me to joke around and touch her.
I used to wrestle and play football. She always brings up,
brings it up, and acts all impressed if she is
(51:51):
coming on to me. It's getting hard to both resist
and ignore it. Am I crazy? I know this sounds
like some naughty America shit, but my advice would be
nice for any advice would be nice? Yo, Yo? What
I mean?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yeah, Bro? You said it. It sounds like Subpino shit. Bro,
He's living my dream yo, It's like yo. Honestly, I've
always been a fan of the dough Nutes. You know
what I'm saying, Sam?
Speaker 5 (52:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (52:20):
You know I like uh uh?
Speaker 5 (52:24):
First of all, do you fuck with your dad like that,
because if you fuck with your dad, fucking his girl
is probably like something that you're gonna have to talk about.
Speaker 6 (52:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's some that's some. Uh. This is this
is becoming some Donnie Womack shit.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
This is becoming some strange you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (52:43):
Like you could you could very much have a uh,
you can very much have a Womack situation on your hands.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
This shit is.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
Bro I mean, look, this is what I would do
if I was a twenty six year old living at
home with my dad who works for a professional sports
That means you got a little bit of money and
he's not home, and I just got like, bro, this
is listen.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
I watch enough porn to know what to do.
Speaker 5 (53:08):
Here you saying like, I'm gonna just go out hang
out by the pool with you and you know, get
a boner.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, and then you know, whatever happens happens.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
Dogs like I don't fam Also, you gotta all right
on a series tip though, you got to make sure
that she's actually coming on to you, because she just
might be drinking a lot of wine in the daytime.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
That was gonna be my question, are you sure you're
not operating off a porn brain, that part where you
just start making ship up because you have watched so
much porn in your life that every day scenarios, it's like,
holy shit, she wants to fuck me, Like Bro, all
she said was thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yeah, she sets hold the door.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
Open because you were right behind her. Now you think
she want to suck your dick in the back in
the back alleys what she did say three sixty eight,
three sixty Stephen, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah, she definitely wants to fuck Bro. She gave me
my chicken biscuit. He does. At the end of it,
he does acknowledge it.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
He says, I know this sounds like some Naughty America shit,
So like I think I think that he's at least
a little self aware, you know what I mean? Like
he's at least a little self aware. Also, you just
name drop Nauty America.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, he's an active user. He has a membership, not.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
An active US like yo, you've got an addiction fan. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Maybe if brain is fried by porn and you think
that your stepmm making you an open face grilled cheese
makes she wants to suck your dick, that's not that's
not it, Bro, that's probably not it.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
But let's let's take what he's saying at face value
for a second. Like, let's just.
Speaker 6 (54:39):
Assume that he's he's got a hunch, right, if she's
touching you, yeah, like in.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
Certain like mom's just been touching you, bro, Like they
put your hand on your shoulder, excuse me, Like yo,
I'm go, and they'll move you like, they'll move you around.
But if she's gotten me like you did, bro, Like
that's like you know, that's the button, that's the light switch.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
But if you flip this, if you play with a
nigga's tick.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah, I mean, is it okay?
Speaker 1 (55:08):
It's just playing with me?
Speaker 2 (55:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (55:17):
I feel like this we needed, we need like a
little more context, a little more you know, I mean,
like a little more detail.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Maybe picture, maybe maybe a photo or two of mom.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
You saying, I feel like we're we're losing the fact
that this is his step mom.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah it's yeah, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
This sounds like a full porn no scene, because what
do you mean his she lives there? He just happens
to never behold. Yeah, just happens to just never behold.
Speaker 5 (55:45):
Like okay, sweetheart, alright, oh your flight was delayed again? Okay,
oh no, and then he zoom she's wearing like a
cocktail dress right.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Afternoon.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, but yo, well why why are you wearing that?
Why the nipples cut out?
Speaker 6 (55:58):
Or maybe because she's trying to be like Regina George,
she's trying to make such happen. But yeah, like also,
like I feel like a lot of like a lot
of like you know what I'm saying, like a lot
of married women, married people in general. I think they
just like get lonely and they get off on like
just the idea flirting, you know what I'm saying. They
(56:19):
flirt with the situation, but like they would never act
on it. So like to your to your to answer
your question, anonymous, are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (56:29):
But but if we were to treat this with like
you know what I'm saying, some like if we were
to if we were to treat this at face value,
I would say, just whatever you willing to do, Bro.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Just leave the door open and let her.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Initiate that ship.
Speaker 6 (56:46):
So you could tell your pops, yo, you pops, you
don't understand she came to me, supposed to doosed to
do first to Pepperoni, I was paralyzed.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
To damn, bro, I would hate to have a son
because y'ah, y'all do y'all have no loyalty. You tell
me all sure you gotta do is pull up and
be like, yo, let me see that me.
Speaker 6 (57:18):
Hey, listen, listen. It's the stepbrother scenario. She's had the
old bull, now she wants the young calf.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah, Jesus, y'all are terrible son. It's a terrible son.
Speaker 5 (57:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
Listen, man, listen, I play. I hope it's a plan
to stay married for the duration of my life.
Speaker 5 (57:42):
If it don't go that way, Bro, and my son's
trying to fund my step and they step mama.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
But I was gonna say step wife. I was like,
that's not a real thing. Oh my God. Shout out
to y'all, man, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
What would you do? Rady? In this situation, I'm gonna
ask a single man, a single people, business fucking married
bastard due in twenty years you come home to the
love of your life being sent to pound fucking town.
Speaker 6 (58:12):
Well, first of all, I don't think I'll ever have
a love of my life. I'm way too much of
a whore for that.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
But the love of your life at the moment, whoever's
in the house at that, I'm.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Gonna be yo, I'm gonna be so so so real
with you. Game is game? You speaking like yo? The
game is a gain? Like hey yo, the student has.
Speaker 6 (58:32):
Yah Yo, bro, Hey, game is game.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
I can't know what.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
This is why nobody takes mental men mental health. Y'all
are terrible people. Even when the roles are reversed, y'all
are terrible people. People are being terrible to y'all. You
deserve it because we deserve to have the love of
your life. Fucked.
Speaker 6 (58:55):
What's the alternative. I'm gonna fall to my knees in
front of my son.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Normal reaction is a normal reaction, Listen. Game is in
fact games.
Speaker 5 (59:07):
You can't let your son be like look at you
and be like, yo, that niggas pussy bro.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
You know what I'm saying. So if you.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
Fall down to your knees when you when the law comes,
you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, then he's how do you think he feels about
you when he when your wife comes up to you,
comes up to him and was like yo, your father.
He's not feeling what he needs to be doing. You
know what he's not feeling.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
The space Man takes a village to raise that
Speaker 2 (59:54):
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