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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Reporting lie from New York City. It is lizbel Artiz
and today we are here with Official Finch being interviewed
by Senator Martinez.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Uh, mister Finch, is that your name correct?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes? First name, official, last name Finch ninety three.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Ninety three.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Okay, So the ninety three when you put numbers in
your name, Uh, typically that has ties to the Russian
government and you know, trading secrets, spy operations, things of
that nature. Are you Have you ever been involved with
any of that?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I know sure what you mean. I'm Official Finch ninety three,
does not we do not do the espionage.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's not it's not Iromanian.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't know Russian government, Eastern Europe.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I just do the the slag the I just do
the bloom blomb that shit. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Curious, curious you just mentioned the spla h.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
When I took my dual Lingo class, I took Russian okay, and.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Means death to America.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Did you know this? Okay? So do you wish death
on America?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Or no? Official Finch, Official.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Finch ninety three never wish death on America. I just
this any any.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What do you wish for official fish. I only wish
for Splogga to please. I only wish for the bloom bloom.
I only want to give people the bloom. And this
flogging I don't know, I don't know. Please, mister Finch,
what is that in your lap? Right now? What is
that a torso? It's my bloom bloom? You love your bloom?
It's my bloom sitting on top of a ring of ash.
(01:53):
I love my bloom. Do you love your blum on
top of your ring of ash? Your Russian act? I know,
Russian ascid? Please? Are you you sure?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sir Romanian? I'm official Feits ninety three. I only come
here for splockty bloom bloom.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That is all. That's all I do. All I want
is that all you do? That's all I do. That's
all you do. That's all I do.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So show me your cockl likee Drake right now? Oh
my lord, okay, but I show you right now? Grow
for that's okay?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Hello? Everybody?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Fuck Legitary Light.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Victory Light episode twenty six. You know fucking time of
this man? What Kire Marrill? You know what I mean?
A human direct etre my cv B you know what
I mean? The one you eat these fucking you know
what I'm say. Wow, that's right, let's go, let's go.
You know what I mean. I'm at this.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I learned how to dance ounds adjust for that. In
the building we have today the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Illustrious, most dynamic crew in podcasting, in media in general
is fucking.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Lisz b in the fucking building.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
She got the whole couch because she need room to breathe.
You know what I'm saying. She said, hold on, let
me talk, let me talk. She won't give.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You know what I'm saying until I left to me.
I have the radio. I you know what I'm saying.
I call it brain now though, you know what I'm saying.
Because he's distinguished, you know what I'm saying. And we
are the two members of the BBC Coalition.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You know what I'm saying. If you don't know what
that means, go back into a couple of episodes. Is
that what you think?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I promise? Of course we all go vict in the house.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Holding it down on the boards, you know what I'm saying,
and buying the switches. We gott sign insane or MMM
soun insane. You know what I'm saying, getting lady's voice.
You know what I mean, the most fun I say
it with my whole chest because I'm washed, the most
fire blends since Junior Tech. Oh my god, what I'm saying,
(04:00):
yea Spidey blends. You ain't hurt pleasing and says where
was where was you at? Where was y'all at? And
during the Serado days when Hassan was at the E
n T parties?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Everything responses by sparks.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
All I know is I saw Hassan DJ and last
night and a motherfucking tucks and I know he gets
all the pussy in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Don't get him in trouble now, don't get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Say it was from various people, just one woman supplying
the puzz.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You know what I'm saying, hold that. You know what
I mean? Of course you got Bunny can he stole
in the building.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
If you don't know Pony cristal By now you need
to do your Google's b You know what I'm saying.
This man is an incident legend, but he's humble so
he don't want to show his face.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But he could probably hit you with the euro hes
he pull you know what I'm saying, Elle, fitness and body,
your whole ship. He's looking at me like, nah, Bro,
not anymore anymore. But he got it. The bag is there,
he got the Kyrie Dribble package. He backed the drinking
Combat juice. You know what I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Saying, Yo, So we here we backing him saying twenty
six top line. Bro, Listen, this is a pop culture podcast, Zeitgeist.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know what I'm saying. We producing ship for you
to consume.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So sometimes we gotta talk about ship that we might
not want to talk about.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
And one thing that I don't really want to talk about,
but we can talk about it any motherfuck away. His
Drake's fucking Peter. It's because I don't listen. I don't
know if it was four KHD. I don't know if
it was too a d P. I don't know the resolution.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I don't know if he was out here looking like
he had the Minecraft sword while pixelated Victors is just
in his spike because he got the info.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I don't know he's doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I see all the men want to stay away from
this topic.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Not me, it's yours. It's listen. I'm the resident zest general.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Talk to me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
He come.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The footage. Listen, I get the shrimp slider at White Castle.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Do you think I'm afraid of anything?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
My god, he said, I got a twenty piece clam
strip for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You think I'm afraid of a little pan on the screen.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I saw him yanking his chain on that private jet.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yo, it was on a jet.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think it was on a jet.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's smashing on a jet? Is that a flex? Smashing
on a plane? Like, I don't even know if that's
a flex?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like Drake has reached his point. We're going
back to We'll get back to his dick in a minute.
But reached this point of starting him. It's like, bro,
what do you What else do you do? Yeah? What
else do you do to flex?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Smashing on a plane is definitely a flex? But yank
in your crank by yourself alone on a plane probably
was a smashing.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, it was a smash. No way stop the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Let me let me be the first to tell you
he was yanking his chain. He recorded the video pretty
pretty pretty nice cock.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But I gotta say he didn't even let that ship
get to the right temperature.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
He didn't even let it. He didn't even let it
dial up. He had ship.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It was hitting him back. It was hitting.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Nothing fucking not. He was bro not.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Right, growth, That's exactly what happened the Pink Pond. Yeah,
you know what, I feel like that that release was
on purpose. I really think he did that on purpose.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I think he was trying to get back in the
graces of good of women, like in the back in
the good image of women have to megan this because
that's bro.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
So this is the mental So this is my thought
process with that. Like, you may be right, you know
what I'm saying, Like that might have been what he
was thinking. But to that, I say, what the fuck
was you thinking?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like the way I.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Get in the good graces of women is by jerking
off on the plane.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm not sure. I I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And my thing is like I feel like, Drake, is
you're powerful enough to not let that ship lead?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You posted that ship.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah he was happy about it too, Like you feel
me With the dude on the stream, he was like yo, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The dude was on the stream and he said he
texts Drake.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
He was like yo on the on the on the thing,
he was like, Yo, it's crazy that you get to
be one of the best rappers alive. You handsome, you rich,
You got all the bitches, and you got a fucking
missile of a copy.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
He said that in his whole chest.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Bro and Drake just sat laughing. Emoji.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Some things, some things are gayer than having sex with men.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
That is a fucking fact, bro, And listen, there's a
fine line. I could look at it like, listen this.
I've been doing this for fucking twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Bro, I am so secure. I could say.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Paul is a very tall, elegant, handsome man. Oh boy,
his sons.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
The way his sons, he said, I'm telling you the
way his son's beer is going in. He got the
salt and pepper. I can't pull it off because I
look like a Dalmatian. His sh is his shit comes
in perfectly even and the man is agent like fine one.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You yourself are a very handsome man. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
You got a little drip about you. You know what I'm
saying is Jenna say quahs. You know what I'm saying.
You know what I mean? And like Yo, Victor's here
is fucking immaculate. You know what I'm saying, Victis is beautiful.
This motherfucker's somebody I gotta lose weight. This nigga swims
sixty eight laps a fucking a day.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I still need Apple Bottom to start making tuxedos.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
He's dragging a wagon, So listen. I say that to
say this, I got no problem telling the man.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yo, you are a very handsome man. You're beautiful.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
It's a fine line between that and being like, yo,
bro you yo, you got a big ass dick.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yo. You're packing Yo that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Why can't you say that?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You can't you just see your boy and be like, bro,
you hung like a mother.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You do the same thing with your girls. Yeah, I'd
be like, bitch, your tits are huge. Today's titties though,
because niggas don't got titties. I feel like there's genitals.
Women are lucky.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah yeah, but you know what I'm saying, when you do,
you try to get rid of them. When you're a
woman and you're like, yo, this this is this is hey, Holla.
You know what I'm saying, Like, I got these Shipsigga,
you ain't taking the isses from me, like, but it's
like women are lucky. I feel like because you got
you got titties and you got pussy, like titties is like, Yo,
I fuck with you, so I'm gonna show you my titties.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
But if I really fuck with you, I'm gonna show
you my pussy. With dudes, it's like, bro, dudes walk
around with no shirt on, so there's no there's no like,
there's no second thing to go to, Like you gotta
go straight to the dick.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know what I mean. It's like, what are you showing?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I might show you my full just love forearms, bro,
bitches love veins yeah, and hands too, like if you
have like nice manicured nails, just like a hand that
doesn't look like you was construction doing construction for.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Thirty years.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Exactly. You got some nice hands. Women love that. You
could just send them a picture that because.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yo, I thought they was like yeah, because it was like, Yo,
you got big hands.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I love a man with big hands because like when
they hold you, it feels like like I'm being hell.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, it's it's some weird ship, bro. But it's like
It is very rare because you'll see a man's forum
and you'll be like, yo, that ship is kind of hot.
Why the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Like? Yo, this bitch got a fire elbow. Elbow, make
up my dick hard. You're like, yo, Yo, that's lives
over there. Yo. You see her Yo?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
She just got yo. She got no hair, she got
a third piece. Oh ship, Yo, she got the little ship.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Like people still get turned on by the weirdest ship rhythm.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You got it? Like your nose is making me horny.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I don't do a whole lot of digging, man, Like
I'm not trying to unlock some ship.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know what I mean that? Like you know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Saying, Like like I forgot to get like bacon grease
pop on my inner thigh and weird way now all
of a sudden, I'm the bacon grease on the inner thigh.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I can't be that guy, you know what I mean? Like,
that's why I don't explore a whole lot.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Bro Let's keep it, you know what I'm saying, Vanilla,
but you know, vanilla with topics.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, let's keep it vanilla with sprinkles.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
You know what I mean but chop of the old
Coastal Creeper ship. Yeah, story in there, but let's keep
a vanilla bad.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
I'm gonna say it has to be nice to be
a dude. Because Drake released that, laughed about it, and
everybody moved on. Yeah, let that be Rihanna. Well that
happened to Rihanna, but let that be any other major superstar,
because Drake is an a lister.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, if it had been a woman bro whose Newds
were lead and then he's he's on the internet happy
about the ship, to which is fine, you could be
parties or whatever. But let it had been a woman,
they would have ripped her.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, no, you're right. I feel like you're right.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But then it also depends on a holder woman could
be because if it's like, yo, this is why this
is me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Like this?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
You know when they play glass and you walk straight
through thinking the ship is open, I walk right into
that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Had it been Beyonce or Taylor.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Swift, Yo, I feel like Taylor Swift, I mean, well, yeah,
Taylor Swift will get fried.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I feel like Beyonce could Mike get away with it.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
We've already seen Taylor Swift. There was that like AI
thing with Taylor. Yeah, and they finally yeah, and they
finally got that fucking creepy weirdo shoe by Air the
funk out here whatever his name is, fucking Canadian.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Here we go again and you save business?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yes, what so Molly and Toronto resident?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Do you care so much about American business man? That's
what the fuck you get? Soccer nation do defense of
fucking Avril Levine and some ship bro, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's one white woman, yo, we did I don't know
when this happened last last time, but we started talking
about like, yo, what white people do you funk with.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
That ship?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So we didn't get into that, but we got some
other ship to talk about.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Because guys has taken me up to this point in
the episode to process the fact that this was not
a sex tape.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
This is Drake b is.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Me Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
For like six seconds.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
All right, So look, all right, have you received dick pics?
Have you received dick picks that you have asked for?
Not assault dick pics? Like it's like, yo, send me
a picture of your dick, motherfucker, make sure you oil
this it up before you said it cool.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Have you sent the dick pic. I mean yes, yes,
you have sent yes all the time. I'm sending one now,
that's right.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
I have also been requested to dick pic, which is
weird when you when your wife.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Is like, yo, send me a picture you Dick. I'm like,
you see this ship every day in everything.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like, bro, show her friend.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Sometimes sometimes it's not about you, so then, but then
if it's a situation where it's like, all right, I
went the crib and you want to see this, I
gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I gotta get up. You know what I'm saying. I
gotta I gotta stretch the hamstrings. I gotta get I
got you know what I'm saying. You feel me.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
It's like, Yo, listen, if you poke a car inside
in January, you gotta warm that bitch up.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Just put the nigga in drive and go.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That kind of sucks. You actually really do. Got to
prepare for it. You can't just be like hey, you
go yeah, because that's a scary sight.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You know what I'm saying it.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
She looked like a fucking like a like a like
a melting baby. They look like a sad wizard, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Bro, like a very wizard.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
On solof bro, Like, just like you know what I mean, Like,
especially if you want cut, you got that foreskin.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
You know if if you are uncut, then you look
like the dune to popcorn bucket.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Bro, you look like the fucking what the fucking ship
from holes worms used to come?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It wasn't holes, it was it was a tremors. Trams
just looked like fucking uncut dicks. I'm like, yeah, got yo,
this movie is about huge uncut dicks coming at the
ground and eating kids. It's like, well, this ship is insane.
But fam, the man was so listen. When you're making
a dick pic.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I said, I'm talking about this like I'm talking about brisket.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you're making a dick pic, you gotta get up.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
First of all, you got to make sure your ship
is not ashy, because that ring of ash, especially if you.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Got a ring of ash, Yo, the ring of ash.
What the fuck?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
I'm telling you, The ring of ash will automatically take
you that Like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's over. Like you said, you're shorty an ashy dick pic. Like, Bro,
the ring of ash sounds like a dark soul's level.
I just I just I just finished.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Sound like it's sounding on top of a volcano.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Would rather come traveler to the ring of ash. You
know what I'm saying. You gotta be moisturized.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
And it's a difference between Listen, I'm forty years old,
be I fucked alive about lifetime, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
And so my dick is aware of like Yo, Dick.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Is and this is there's a there's there's a sports.
They call it situational awareness. My dick has situational awardness.
When it's like Yo, were just about to beat this
meat to spank bang, He's like, my nigg I'm not
getting all the way for this, like you you.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Know what I mean, You're gonna be pulling rope.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And there's like temperatures.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
If it's like if it's like yo, I'm about to
get it here. Yeah, if it's like and Yo speaks
and like yo yo, every every guy in it Yo.
Mike's is open. When you are excited about having sex
with a woman, be like your ship, like when you're
excited about having sex with your patna, and it's like
you've been looking forward to it and it's like we've
been building up, but we've been texting or we've been
doing whatever, or.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Even if it's just like regular like yo, yo, yeah whateut,
hey send me a picture like some remember these panties whatever,
Like there's a different level your dick ghoes to it.
You can fucking you could cut diamonds, y what God.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Damn you can do devil work with your dick, Like
you need some sheet rock you need to knock down,
like what I've been talking to Shorty all day.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I got you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Like, but then it's just like it's like I always
call it like a slice of pizza versus like, Yo,
I'm going to more In's forsteak, you know what I mean.
Like I'm sitting down having a nice meal. They're bringing
me a wine list, you know what I mean. That's
like that's like that's my thing is like this for
that piece of Like y'all gonna just jerk off to
this Jada Stevens see real quick, Like bro, my dig
(19:18):
is just like all right, bro, let's get this ship
though with bro come on, come on, it's not even
fun It's it's not even funny.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Just go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Just tak a nap, Like take a nap, Bro, like.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Go paint, find something else.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Actually it's like you think. It's like I know you're
doing this so that we can fall asleep, you know
what I mean? Like we love Pinky, you know what
I'm saying. But we've seen Pinky enough.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
You're gonna sorry, You're gonna ask Liz with the dick
picks and the whole jerking off ship, like like what
is that?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Be like if like, if a dude sends you that,
you know what I'm saying, Like, are you like, yo,
thank you?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
It's somebody that you like. Yeah, if you think that,
if it's somebody that you attracted to.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You should like that. Though just like trying.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
No, honestly, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Is that counts.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I think it's more so I'm thinking about Drake, and
I'm thinking about like the grossy dick because.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's that's that's an episode, that grassy crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
That is exactly how I remember Drake bro in the
wheelchair rapping, Like.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's how I see Drake. So Drake, that were weird
chair Dicky.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
At the thing is, if you like somebody whatever they
send you you're gonna with, you might be like that
aw some weird ship.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But I mean I have had some flaking sessions. It's like, Bro,
it'smells crazy. It's like that, I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
It's like we're gonna throw the spectator imaginosis and keep
it pushing.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Oh my god, Jesus, the same face DeAndre Jordan's made
when Randon night.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes, I'm disgusting. Yeah, we notice.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
But it's like it's like that thing break Sorry, okay,
it's like that. It's like that thing, uh, like that
thing women do when, like when they're with the man,
they're like, oh, I love him, he's so handsome, he's
my baby.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
As soon as y'all break up, y'all fuck him a
little dick motherfucker. Yeah, how you and you listen.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Something that's not going to be loging in your foreskin
is this break. We'll be right back. Enjoy this ad
for European sex bills.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yes, lixury like lixury like like like.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Y'all, I just emailed you in a Twitter link. We
are washed in the joke. Bro, we need that jar Man.
The really hate that job. It's a figurative jump and
it's like it's gonna bankrupt podcast. Shut the Revelo Mom Paul.
(22:11):
He said, y'all listen.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
So the super Bowl, obviously you know what I mean,
went down, and here's my take on it.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
My take on it is the Chiefs winning football game,
Usher win.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
The super Bowl, you know what I'm saying, Like, that's
my take on it. Accurate, accurate take, you know what
I mean. And Taylor Swift still got motherfuckers like in
a frenzy beak.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
So listen to this.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
All these like right people, you know what I'm saying,
The fucking Tucker Kirks of the world and ship you
know what I mean. The motherfucker that just has like
a picture of like, you know what I mean him
and Oakley's on his on his avatar.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That guy is saying that.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
The Pfizer commercial that aired yesterday during the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You gotta follow me. This is this is conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
What of those fuck the FISA commercial that ed yesterday
during the Super Bowl, which starred which had Travis Kelce
in it is part of a psyop to get Joe
Biden re elected alongside Taylor Swift with her endorsement, to
then have us put back down on permanent lockdowns.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That's what these motherfuckers are saying.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
What I'm seeing is ice spy saying, what's the first down?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Y'o?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You know what I'm saying, Like I didn't see all
that conspiracy shit be like all I just brown people.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
They are in a permanent fucking psychosis and motherfucker's just
be tweeting ship and then we got to talk about
the ship online on the pod.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
This is what happens when you have no natural predators.
I say this shit all the time, bro, white people.
White people have no natural predators, so they just make
shit up to be afraid of.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
That's so fucking true, Brodt. They didn't they do a
study on that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's the reason why white people like the skydive, yeah,
and like rock climb is because they put themselves in
these dangerous situations like.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yo, I want to do something dangerous, I'm gonna go skydive,
I'm gonna go rock climb, or I'm gonna go try
to gentrify East New York, right, Like that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Bro like that.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's like that thrill that you need.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
It's like, bro, I felt that ship at fourteen, when
I fought, when I when I have four but just
chasing me.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You have to school. You ain't have to go through that.
You walk from crack ass Yo. Facts, Yo, you ran
home to fucking watch gummy Bears like you fucking clown.
You ran home to watch dunk Wing duck. He wasn't
run home.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You was driving home because you had all Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah, Now you're thirty six and you want to fucking
climb Mount Everest.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You're thirty six, thirty six, you trying to sup it.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Yo to the god, Yo, God damn maro, that's so true.
Goddamn it. The chiefs look at this. See look the Pentagon.
This is fucking Jesse Waterer's fucking long face.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Ass.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
This motherfucker, Yo, this, this motherfucker got Yeah, you know
what domitigans be making up like inventive like this is
like like, Yo, this motherfucker really is. He got a
donkey face. Bro, his face is longer than a math test.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
He looked like he don't stand on nothing.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
But he said, listen, you scroll up a little bit,
he said, Yo, don't forget.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
We're sorry. Emojis.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
The Pentagon Psychological Operations Unit floated, turning Taylor Swift into
a nastet during a NATO meeting in order to be
used as a psyop to combat online misinformation, and the
Chiefs just won in quotes, perfect setting for their Pfizer
puppet and CIA asset super Bowl hashtag.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Wy job. Yeah, I love it. I love that. Like,
that's not the funniest part of that tweet.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
The funniest part of that tweet is sorry, show it
one more time, Vic. The funniest part of that tweet
is the Pentagon Psycho Logical Operations Unit or the pp.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
OO is the head of the Yeah, they don't know that,
we're actually part of that.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
The BBC, the Ball Bitches Club, the Ball Bitches Coalition
is actually under the pp.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And guess who DJ's for us.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Yeah, we set up this is nuts, bro, because y'ah, Listen,
there has been situations where the government has done ship
like this, right, like with the Black Panther Party and
ship like that, Console pro et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
But fam Taylor.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Swift, Like, Bro, she got too much money, She got
too much money.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Why would she do this unless they're gonna be like Taylor, Listen,
you got all the money in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Now, what we're gonna do is we're gonna make you
the president. I'm telling you, bro, they make up ship
to be afraid of. Bro, they make up this shit.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Don't make no sense to also, like, I.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Feel like I would have wanted to be the president
in like in like nineteen.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Sixty eight. You know what I'm saying. But maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, yeah,
I love it. We make yo.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
We're so uptown, bro, we make that shit sound like
the club. Know that president's ship used to be wildly bro,
now that.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Shit has washed down. You said sixty eight, I would
I go probably like seventy.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Eight, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sixty I was sixty three, sixty
three right, yeah, Remember we wasn't We wasn't out of
the woods yet, And.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You want to go to seventy eight. Ronald Reagan's about
to get shot in a few years. Oh yeah, it's
crazy before Ronald Reagan that's touched is wild. Yeah, he
was fo a movie star.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, I think that they still can't be touched. I
think we just lack guidance.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
We exactly, Yeah, I would ya listen. David Ortiz aka
Big Poppy, you.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Know what I'm saying, is one of the most beloved
Dominicans on the face of the earth. Yes, that man
went to d R and still got clapped. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. So isaid had to say this.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Anybody can get touched if you want to touch them
bad enough, you know what I'm saying. And the problem
is that, you know what I'm saying, niggas isn't being
completed about their WiFi strength. Yeah, they worried about that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I guess the point I was making was like, why
would she Why would Taylor Like if Taylor Swift was
Taylor Swift in like nineteen seventy or whatever them like, yeah,
that might be cool, but like people already hate her
for no reason, Why the fuck would she want to
be anywhere near any sort of seat of power aside
from the one bro fuck that she is the president
(28:47):
right now, that's it. She is already to white people
president president. No, listen, it don't matter who the fuck
is in office. If they say moved this way, certain
people gonna move this way, certain people gonna go to other.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Like Max Me like like like like Max Me saying
Max be saying, Yo, your niggas go this way to
sheet I go up.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm not with you on you know what I'm saying,
so I go the other way, I go up, so yo.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
But Taylor Swift is somebody that could get all white
people under one umbrella and be like, yo, were moving.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
This way, you know what I'm saying, And she could
make that shit happen.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I said this shit about Justin Bieber like twenty two
thousand and nine. You know what I'm saying, Like, Bro, yes, yeah,
your power. You don't understand the power you have. I
was like, fam, if I was one of these motherfuckers,
I be Niggi minaj I ain't gonna lie. I'll be
Niggi Minaje. I'll be up here like just talking crazy
beefer with everybody fifty cent flow like y'all can't touch me,
you know what I mean. Or maybe I'll be mindy
(29:48):
my business, beat my meat in dr That's what I'd
be doing.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't know, man, Taylor, Taylor give me.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
The only thing I find weird about Taylor is that
she's dead ass thirty six. She's thirty six, bro, and
she still operates as a nineteen year old like that
ship is so crazy to me.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yo, And that's just she's Travis Kelcey trying to trumps Kelcey.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You know what I'm saying. You know, we I guess
with label mates, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
But but fucking it's crazy because like, yeah, look.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Is this all right? Look bro? Am I cynical? B
You know what I'm saying, Because it's like, yo, yo,
look all right, bro.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I would just come out and say, you ain't been
with this singer long enough man for this type of
for this type of emotion. Man.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
I think they said, how to play the super Bowl
tomorrow next year? I mean to perform for the next year. Honestly,
I think that's.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Because I'm something. They don't get paid to do the
super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No, they have to pay.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
You gotta pay. Yeah, So they're like, yo, listen, you
got a billy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
You I mean, I've definitely I've definitely said this on
a on a like on a previous episode where like
she I think I think so. For those that don't know,
we're looking at a photo of Getty images of Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey sharing a passionate post win shows.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
To Patrick T. Fallon, Yeah, Patrick.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
T Fallon for this for this glorious shot right here.
But I think this is just what Taylor has wanted
her whole career. She's been singing about the ship. So
she was seventeen years old wanting quarterback boyfriend, not being
hot enough for the jocks or whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
It's literally like a nineteen year old story line. Yeah,
she might be living a fucking dream.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah. The CW series based on this is gonna go crazy.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Two Tree Hill, the Electric Boffoloo.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm so sick of I can't imagine NFL fans. I
can't imagine.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
And Yo, it looks it again like Shana did the photographer.
But that picture looks like when you're in the club
and you're trying to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Like, Yo, this Miley, I think this Molly's fake. It's
been forty minutes this sh He's like, nah, I'm swaying.
It is real. Yo, I remember, bro, I remember this.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Just like a as an aside, we went to this
basement party one time. My friends from Chicago was here,
and my other friend saw a like a plastic bin,
a plastic container full of just water. He started telling
everyone at the party that it was molly water, and
everyone just started drinking this water under the assumption that
it was molly water.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It wasn't.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
It was catching the runoff from a dripping pipe. Yeah,
oh my god.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Yeah, I tug because y'all went to a party one time,
same similar situation.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, but the thing it was the truth fam and
it was full of piss, and motherfuckers threw ice and
that ship and Nigga started sticking beers and.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That ship thinking it was like a cool O.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
No.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
I was like, yo, just like everyane, I was bucking
full of piss and joy. I was like, I'm glad
I'm a smoker, you know, saying, but yeah, this is now.
I feel like, you know how they used to call America.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
They still do. I don't know if they still do.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
They call the Cowboys America's team, you know what I'm saying,
This is America's couple right now.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta remember we live in two
different fucking America. Whatever America they are part of, I
have never visited, never made, don't got access, not a citizen.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
They don't let me in that bitch. First of all,
they will not in that bitch.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
What's that highway that's you know what, what's that highway
that's sponsored by like Nebraska Land.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
About wherever that is. That's where they're from. That's the
America that they represent.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
So who's who's America's couple in in your in your America.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
My grandmother, my grandfather, America.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
You know it's Jan, It's Jayan Jan. Come on, that's
America to Americas to Americas.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah. Yeah, it's Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift and Jan
and Beyonce.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Which is crazy. Yeah, I mean, I would love to
speak about Ice Spice. I would love yo to indulge
in her.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I love you the game.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I love Ice Spice because Ice Spice is living like
a Bronx dream right now. Be like you know what
I mean, Like you drop a soundtrack, a mixtape joint,
it goes crazy, you know what I mean, You do
crazy numbers. Then you come back and like you got
like your shit is just blowing up.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Now, even fucking this super Bowl with Tail Swift and.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Her boyfriend, who is a Hall of famer is talking
to you. He's like, so, look so when they throw
the ball, that's called the past. If you don't catch it,
it's called incomplete and she's like, wow, what glad?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Glad? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Like she doesn't get fucked about football, and I love
that for her. She's just there for the party, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Because it's let's be real, like seventy eight percent of
the people there are there for the party.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
They're not there for like the actually game. Yeah, the
Super Bowl is a party.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I mean myself was mid as fuck, you know what
I'm saying, Like the actual game, bro, yesterday I didn't
even see the ship, Like I didn't watch it because
yesterday I was at a I was at a birthday
party for one of Goddrick's friends. So I took the
kids over there, and me and their mom were like, yo,
who plans a birthday party on.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Super Bowl Sunday? And then hold on and then we.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Get there and the little girl who's whose birthday it was,
Their entire family is all official Feinch ninety three, so
they don't so they don't give a fuck about American
football at all. Okay, head there and it's and it's
like four dads in a circle talking about, oh you
hear the next World Cup is in New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Right, So like we were saying two Americas. It's like Americas,
they did not give a fuck what was going on yesterday.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Bro on Sunday and you just fucking you just set
look and the Mets are gonna fly because it's a
super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's an event, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
But this one right here is what a My favorite
was with the little the little diagrams if you scroll
up with realick.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
So we're looking at that of Blake Lively from right
to left.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
We got Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, I don't know who,
and then Ice Spice on the left. They say, Ice
Spice got no energy, showy next time I got too
much energy, too much energy and calm.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
This is all wrong. This is wrong. The old everybody
in here is drunk, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Like everybody is lit like it's not like fam like
Ice Spice is trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Taylor's like, oh my god,
is that a touchback? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Like, and then Blake Lively is just like, yo, thank
you for the seats, you know what I mean, Like
good looking, I'm getting FaceTime up here, Blake Lively is
like Ryan hasn't taken the Deadpool mask off in four years.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I need a break. I needed a break from this.
He's like he's out shining me. This can't happen.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I can't help but look at Ice Spice.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I love Ice Spice. I'm a big Ice Spice fan.
But seeing her with Taylor reminds me this whole ship.
I feel like it's she's using Ice Spice as like
a little little pocket book. Yo yo, And I'm gonna
say this.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm gonna say a year ago, right, she was dating
somebody who went on a podcast and started using slurs
against Ice Spice. Not only was he doing that, he
also said that he loves black torture porn. Oh, she
was in hot ship for dating somebody for like that
(37:29):
like that.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
But first of all, I saw Homie and he looks
like he like he just walked off the stand on
the ferry.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
No, he looks like, yeah, he looks like he has
the rickets right now. He looks like he looks like
he has some kind of like he looks like he
has a medieval illness that you need to tie a
rag around your chin for like that kind of ship. Yeah,
it's like suffering, suffering Anonymous eleven nine. That's what that
(37:58):
motherfucker looks. Like, what's it He's from like the nineteen
seventy five or some shit, right, like he's from that.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Yeah, And I remember she said she was hurt by
that ice Spice because she was like, damn, I was
actually like a big fan of him, and the dude
was on it talking about her.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
He was crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
He was fast shaming her, which is like, Bro, I
know you white, so.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You don't call ice spice sat. You're wiling, bro.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You never had a piece of a thick piece of meat,
yellow river.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Bro. This thing has been fucking chicken boses whole life.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
It's also probably not equipped, right like because like a
lot of mother fuckers, like I like our man, official
Fish ninety three, is that if you have the equipment
for these guys, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Can just slack block of that. But if you don't
have the equipment, then you cannot bloom bloom bloom, you
know what I'm saying. That's it, you know what I mean,
you can't do it. There's a lot of the little
thing niggas out there, man, they need that pelvis. You
know what I'm saying. They just need pelvis. Niggas, they
don't want no assigas, just want pelvis. Yeah, they just
know they get it. They get it.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
They pull the drawers down only see his wishbone and
then oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, I see your birth can Now let's go.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
You know what I'm saying, Like, that's crazy me because yo, listen,
I'll be I'm keeping a buck, Yo, I.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Go hard you know what I'm saying. When I'm doing
my thing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
When I'm splacking cheese, I go hardy.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
But it showed these bony If you don't got know nothing,
a little cushion back, then that sh it hurts.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
It hits you right here the pelfect bone connects.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
Depending on the sizes of your partner whatever, you get
a hit right here where the bone hits you right here,
and that ship creates bruises.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
It creates bruises. And also it shocks you like you're
playing Operation.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Facts, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
And it makes you think you got STD because it
makes it a little electrical post to your beef, you
know what I'm saying. So there's a lot of shit
going on.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
You need that.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm learning a lot today.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
You need a lot of ass.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
That's that's that's why we are like they said, like
the census and some ship like that and they're like, yo,
fucking Latinos.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Are like over take.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Like in the year twenty something or other, the population
of the United States will be like majority, like they know,
like you know, it makes whatever, but like majority of
that they know. So I'm just like, yo, that's why
because you know saying we got asked like who want
said when he went to dr my brothers our Dominican
(40:21):
sisters are African because they are five five and thick
in the dots.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Okay, you know what I'm saying. So that's why you
know what I mean? Look, you mean that's what we're
so fertile because we'd be having fun. Span That's why.
That's why they you go, you go to the White House.
They got one kid, Yeah, I got one kid? One
kid being like fuck you mom, because pop that was
a job.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That dad had to do. Yeah. You know what else.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I didn't know this until like five years ago, but
a lot of white people don't have cousins. No, they
just had like no, they don't have cousins.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
The cousins, Bros, Frez, They'll be like, that's my cousin, Nigga,
that was your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, y'all went to kindergarten together. Y'all are not related, Bro,
stop it. You know what I mean? Now they don't
have cousins, Bro, They'll be fucking because of the pelvic bone. Bro,
I'm telling you the pelvic bone. It's the lack of
ass in the white community.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
You know what I'm saying that is that is the
and that's why they're doing all this. Like Yo, they
will not replace his ship because it's hard.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Bro. You know you know who? Don't who?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You know who was looking like not you know what
I mean, Like the opposite of pelvic bone, Alicia Keys was.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yo. Listen, that's why I listen.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
I am for all you young niggas out there man
as you are your bro, I am a.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Strong proponent of don yards bro one shorties like app
like Post thirty five is the sweet spot, b Like
you know what I mean, y'all chasing all these twenty
year olds man at Post thirty five is the sweet spot.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Be you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Let's just say, yo, you're almost about to hit menopause,
so I can just shoot the club up, you know
what I'm saying. And that thickness, Bro, that thickness come
in Ron mid thirties, B.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
That thickness come in. And it's just like whoa.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Because when that stupid fucking tablecloth fell off the back
of her, I was like, oh ship.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I was like, okay, now she was.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
She went crazy that thinking about it because I love
me some Alicia Keys, Bro, but that first time I said,
nobody got some some some.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Hot choky.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
He said, Alicia, find the Keys girl, Yo, chill.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
And now we had Usher Yo.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Usher did so fucking much, bro, Like like I had
to like, I had to like itemize this ship because
I'm like, yo, I'm not gonna remember all this ship.
I gotta put this ship in write in bro. He
fucking he did the halftime show and that ship was
so Atlanta. Like he brought out j D. J D
was dressed like me in my first communion.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
This thing.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
He had the fucking BBL like crystallized jacket on. Bro.
Like he was out here cooking.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Like the only thing that could be more Atlanta than
this is like doing a TikTok at a gas station
in front of a hell cat.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
You know what I'm saying, Like, that's the only thing
that could be.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
More landed specific Yo, this motherfucking man.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
But I love I love Yes.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I thought he's gonna bring our truncet to White.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Keep.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
He's like, Yo, we're doing the ship line for Magic City.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
And I'm surprised. I wasn't expecting so much R and B.
I honestly thought he was going to keep it like
super hyped up.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I was like, yo, please, I was like listen. I
was like, listen, I'm sure I'll folks at you. I'm
a fan. You're the king of R and B. You
know what I'm saying, Like, no doubt about it. I
was like, please don't do Oh my god, bro like
the whole ship come on, you.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Fucking here, come fucking well.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
I am out here looking dressed like Robot. I'm like,
broo do exactly. For a second, I was like.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Is that Kanye. I was like this mouck bring up
Kanye to super Bowl?
Speaker 6 (43:55):
But it was like came out, Bro, like everybody from
Atlanta came out.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
With a guitar solo. I love to see that.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I was fired.
Speaker 7 (44:05):
I was like, yo, and then we had Usher. Yeah,
I sure just love him a married woman.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yo.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yo, He's like, yo, is your husband watching? That's what
he says in the earpiece. He says, your husband watching?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
If you rewatch the super Bowl performance. Even though he
had little John Ludacris, all these people come out. This
motherfucker never stopped dancing whatever. Not one time that he stopped.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
It might just stop singing, but he didn't stop dancing
his belt and he danced on roller skates for him.
He was talking about how sweaty he was.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
It's like, first of all, bro, y'all have missed R
and B so deeply that you forgot what it is
to see a man singing and dancing with his heart.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yes, like I love you, you're a man. Boo.
Speaker 6 (44:50):
I was like, I pick up a bitch. She suck
on my dick. You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo,
fuck this bitch. You know what I'm saying, Like, come on?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Save did some other day?
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, come on dog. But he's like, yo, he got
all the dances on roller skate.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Katy Perry could never she had two dances and they
couldn't get it. They couldn't get it together. This motherfucker
got an army on roller skates.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
But it's also Usher, like Usher has been doing this
for such a good long time.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
He's the He's the He's.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Just somebody, bro. I really feel like this is Beyonce's
only peer right now who's still at like at the
top of the game.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
And it's a super fact.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
And the Super Bowl just made me want to go
watch him live because those little fifteen twenty second snippets
are like caught up and.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Yep, you don't have to call this. Oh I need
to see that in full. I need to see you
perform that.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Listen, the next time we will do Victory live on
location in Las Vegas, when when Usher goes back for
the residency and we're gonna be in the show Druggers FA.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You know what I'm saying, Yo, that would be solid. Yo.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Listen, why y'all watch us roller skate on this video,
give us a break because we gotta do peepee.
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Speaker 4 (46:35):
And my voice is ugly and raspy, so I'm gonna
let you know what I'm saying. Let's bo's beautiful dulcet tones.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I sound like a battle wrapper bro, but knitting needles
eighty seven eyes. Hi, guys, it's been days now and
the gill is eating me. What do I do? I
went to the grocery store to pick up Super Bowl supplies.
At the checkout, the lady said she couldn't tell me
alcohol before one pm. She took off one case of
(47:03):
Seltzers I put on the belt, but she had already
scanned and put the other case in my cart without
me realizing it. However, the total was high, so once
I got to the car, I assumed I paid for them.
Now I realized I did it. People drank them at
the super Bowl party. But the guilt is eating me alive.
Do I call the store an offer to pay for them?
(47:24):
Am I going to get in trouble?
Speaker 12 (47:26):
I feel awful if you don't accept God's gift.
Speaker 9 (47:39):
Blessed you happy that I just want billionaires to maximize
their profits.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I just want to be a good person because everyone
else is doing.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
It is nuts your needles.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Fucking relax.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
Okay, if you need, if you feel like you need
to confess, So she'd go to a fucking church of
go to random mass church of Bill You I gotta
make a confession. I stole a white claw. You know
what I'm saying, Like, what the fuck being.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, this is this is a non issue. This is
such a non issue.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
If you listen, look up to the sky and thank
God for your free celsius, be like, I don't know
what the fuck you talking?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
This is so like I put.
Speaker 6 (48:19):
This in here because like I wanted to hear y'all
opinion on this, because I'm like, yo, my scumbag, because
I've been I've been racking since like the Age of
the Answers.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yes, yes, I was going on up here.
Speaker 13 (48:32):
You know, like I have a good heart, but I'm
like I'm a scumbag when it comes to like you
know what I mean, Like, Yo, fam, I'm gonna take
that ship out of Walmart.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Walmart. That's the thing. I am, an avid, avid bro
empower of thieves, stealing from billion dollar operations.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
If it's a mom and pop starre low key. If
it's a Dali or my corner, man, I'm going back.
That's just me as a broone.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'll go back and Poppy made you're fucking up up?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
What are you doing? Bro logo?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
What's going on your bitch? Like you call and it's
a mom and pops off, it's my DUI man, I'm
making it. I'm making my way back.
Speaker 7 (49:12):
If it's Walmart, brock, I might go back and go
to the same bitch right back.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
To the same register.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yo yo the other day, but brother, look she said yo,
she said yo. I went to the supermarket and I
came out and I forgot to pay for the bounty
paper towels. But then I forgot to put them in
my car. And I was like, yo, Judie, what super
working was that? The prom is that right now? She's like,
(49:46):
you gonna pick it up for me? I was like,
for you for you. How would also like, how would
you get in trouble?
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Like you really need to take it out back to
the store like on some that like you made a mistake.
What should I do? You know what?
Speaker 7 (50:03):
Knitting needles eighty seven. It sounds like you have anxiety. Honestly,
don't worry about it. There's a lot of other ship
going on.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah, yeah, enjoying your celtz And if you feel that
strongly about it, just bring back every single guest from
your super Bowl party, have them all throw up at
the counter and the return to the hard seltzers that.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Way, be a courageous person. Do what you need to do.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
So maybe lady was trying to do you a solid.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Right, Maybe she was on something like we aren't allowed
to sell liquor before one pm. But you my kind
of bitch, So just take this.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
And shut the fuck us.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Maybe maybe it's just all get that lady fired.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Nah, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (50:46):
Yeah, enjoy your blessings, bro, God, God gave you a
little gift.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
You got your extra drugle super Bowl hit you with
that pancreatic cancel like fifteen years. But enjoy theselves, Jesus,
oh my God, love life and blessings, any needles. You're
clearly a white woman that with that, with that hand.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Needless yo, least saying about this if you pull up
to my super Bowl party and all you bringing is
hot sauser.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
We fighting naked outside.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Bro, Honestly super Bowl parties. I don't bring stuff to
super Bowl up. Yeah, I just pulled up because first
of all, what the fuck are we doing here?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
That's the first one.
Speaker 7 (51:27):
I'm only there for the little, the little dancing in
the middle part. So I might bring some ice, little
American cheese I might bring.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I might bring some napkins.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
I'm bringing in blood that I smoked half of already
on the way to the party.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Hey man, everything, everything counts.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Also, if it ain't hot wings there, don't even consider.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
In fighting me.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I'm good, Bro, I need the how the blue cheese?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
You can keep you a blue cheese eaters?
Speaker 14 (52:00):
Hold hold on, hold on? Oh my god, you're like
like shots all the brooks.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
She's eaters out this yummy. They're real eaters, oh man
(52:33):
of literary like like like
Reporting lie from New York City. It is lizbel Artiz
and today we are here with Official Finch being interviewed
by Senator Martinez.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Uh, mister Finch, is that your name correct?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes? First name, official, last name Finch ninety three.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Ninety three.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Okay, So the ninety three when you put numbers in
your name, Uh, typically that has ties to the Russian
government and you know, trading secrets, spy operations, things of
that nature. Are you Have you ever been involved with
any of that?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I know sure what you mean. I'm Official Finch ninety three,
does not we do not do the espionage.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's not it's not Iromanian.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't know Russian government, Eastern Europe.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I just do the the slag the I just do
the bloom blomb that shit. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Curious, curious you just mentioned the spla h.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
When I took my dual Lingo class, I took Russian okay, and.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Means death to America.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Did you know this? Okay? So do you wish death
on America?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Or no? Official Finch, Official.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Finch ninety three never wish death on America. I just
this any any.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What do you wish for official fish. I only wish
for Splogga to please. I only wish for the bloom bloom.
I only want to give people the bloom. And this
flogging I don't know, I don't know. Please, mister Finch,
what is that in your lap? Right now? What is
that a torso? It's my bloom bloom? You love your bloom?
It's my bloom sitting on top of a ring of ash.
(01:53):
I love my bloom. Do you love your blum on
top of your ring of ash? Your Russian act? I know,
Russian ascid? Please? Are you you sure?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sir Romanian? I'm official Feits ninety three. I only come
here for splockty bloom bloom.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That is all. That's all I do. All I want
is that all you do? That's all I do. That's
all you do. That's all I do.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So show me your cockl likee Drake right now? Oh
my lord, okay, but I show you right now? Grow
for that's okay?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Hello? Everybody?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
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Speaker 2 (02:39):
Victory Light episode twenty six. You know fucking time of
this man? What Kire Marrill? You know what I mean?
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what I'm say. Wow, that's right, let's go, let's go.
You know what I mean. I'm at this.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
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the building we have today the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
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is fucking.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Lisz b in the fucking building.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
She got the whole couch because she need room to breathe.
You know what I'm saying. She said, hold on, let
me talk, let me talk. She won't give.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You know what I'm saying until I left to me.
I have the radio. I you know what I'm saying.
I call it brain now though, you know what I'm saying.
Because he's distinguished, you know what I'm saying. And we
are the two members of the BBC Coalition.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You know what I'm saying. If you don't know what
that means, go back into a couple of episodes. Is
that what you think?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I promise? Of course we all go vict in the house.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Holding it down on the boards, you know what I'm saying,
and buying the switches. We gott sign insane or MMM
soun insane. You know what I'm saying, getting lady's voice.
You know what I mean, the most fun I say
it with my whole chest because I'm washed, the most
fire blends since Junior Tech. Oh my god, what I'm saying,
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yea Spidey blends. You ain't hurt pleasing and says where
was where was you at? Where was y'all at? And
during the Serado days when Hassan was at the E
n T parties?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Everything responses by sparks.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
All I know is I saw Hassan DJ and last
night and a motherfucking tucks and I know he gets
all the pussy in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Don't get him in trouble now, don't get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Say it was from various people, just one woman supplying
the puzz.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You know what I'm saying, hold that. You know what
I mean? Of course you got Bunny can he stole
in the building.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
If you don't know Pony cristal By now you need
to do your Google's b You know what I'm saying.
This man is an incident legend, but he's humble so
he don't want to show his face.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But he could probably hit you with the euro hes
he pull you know what I'm saying, Elle, fitness and body,
your whole ship. He's looking at me like, nah, Bro,
not anymore anymore. But he got it. The bag is there,
he got the Kyrie Dribble package. He backed the drinking
Combat juice. You know what I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Saying, Yo, So we here we backing him saying twenty
six top line. Bro, Listen, this is a pop culture podcast, Zeitgeist.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know what I'm saying. We producing ship for you
to consume.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So sometimes we gotta talk about ship that we might
not want to talk about.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
And one thing that I don't really want to talk about,
but we can talk about it any motherfuck away. His
Drake's fucking Peter. It's because I don't listen. I don't
know if it was four KHD. I don't know if
it was too a d P. I don't know the resolution.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I don't know if he was out here looking like
he had the Minecraft sword while pixelated Victors is just
in his spike because he got the info.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I don't know he's doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I see all the men want to stay away from
this topic.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Not me, it's yours. It's listen. I'm the resident zest general.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Talk to me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
He come.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The footage. Listen, I get the shrimp slider at White Castle.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Do you think I'm afraid of anything?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
My god, he said, I got a twenty piece clam
strip for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You think I'm afraid of a little pan on the screen.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I saw him yanking his chain on that private jet.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yo, it was on a jet.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think it was on a jet.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's smashing on a jet? Is that a flex? Smashing
on a plane? Like, I don't even know if that's
a flex?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like Drake has reached his point. We're going
back to We'll get back to his dick in a minute.
But reached this point of starting him. It's like, bro,
what do you What else do you do? Yeah? What
else do you do to flex?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Smashing on a plane is definitely a flex? But yank
in your crank by yourself alone on a plane probably
was a smashing.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, it was a smash. No way stop the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Let me let me be the first to tell you
he was yanking his chain. He recorded the video pretty
pretty pretty nice cock.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But I gotta say he didn't even let that ship
get to the right temperature.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
He didn't even let it. He didn't even let it
dial up. He had ship.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It was hitting him back. It was hitting.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Nothing fucking not. He was bro not.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Right, growth, That's exactly what happened the Pink Pond. Yeah,
you know what, I feel like that that release was
on purpose. I really think he did that on purpose.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I think he was trying to get back in the
graces of good of women, like in the back in
the good image of women have to megan this because
that's bro.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
So this is the mental So this is my thought
process with that. Like, you may be right, you know
what I'm saying, Like that might have been what he
was thinking. But to that, I say, what the fuck
was you thinking?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like the way I.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Get in the good graces of women is by jerking
off on the plane.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm not sure. I I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And my thing is like I feel like, Drake, is
you're powerful enough to not let that ship lead?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You posted that ship.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah he was happy about it too, Like you feel
me With the dude on the stream, he was like yo, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The dude was on the stream and he said he
texts Drake.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
He was like yo on the on the on the thing,
he was like, Yo, it's crazy that you get to
be one of the best rappers alive. You handsome, you rich,
You got all the bitches, and you got a fucking
missile of a copy.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
He said that in his whole chest.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Bro and Drake just sat laughing. Emoji.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Some things, some things are gayer than having sex with men.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
That is a fucking fact, bro, And listen, there's a
fine line. I could look at it like, listen this.
I've been doing this for fucking twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Bro, I am so secure. I could say.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Paul is a very tall, elegant, handsome man. Oh boy,
his sons.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
The way his sons, he said, I'm telling you the
way his son's beer is going in. He got the
salt and pepper. I can't pull it off because I
look like a Dalmatian. His sh is his shit comes
in perfectly even and the man is agent like fine one.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You yourself are a very handsome man. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
You got a little drip about you. You know what I'm
saying is Jenna say quahs. You know what I'm saying.
You know what I mean? And like Yo, Victor's here
is fucking immaculate. You know what I'm saying, Victis is beautiful.
This motherfucker's somebody I gotta lose weight. This nigga swims
sixty eight laps a fucking a day.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I still need Apple Bottom to start making tuxedos.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
He's dragging a wagon, So listen. I say that to
say this, I got no problem telling the man.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yo, you are a very handsome man. You're beautiful.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
It's a fine line between that and being like, yo,
bro you yo, you got a big ass dick.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yo. You're packing Yo that.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Why can't you say that?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You can't you just see your boy and be like, bro,
you hung like a mother.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
You do the same thing with your girls. Yeah, I'd
be like, bitch, your tits are huge. Today's titties though,
because niggas don't got titties. I feel like there's genitals.
Women are lucky.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah yeah, but you know what I'm saying, when you do,
you try to get rid of them. When you're a
woman and you're like, yo, this this is this is hey, Holla.
You know what I'm saying, Like, I got these Shipsigga,
you ain't taking the isses from me, like, but it's
like women are lucky. I feel like because you got
you got titties and you got pussy, like titties is like, Yo,
I fuck with you, so I'm gonna show you my titties.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
But if I really fuck with you, I'm gonna show
you my pussy. With dudes, it's like, bro, dudes walk
around with no shirt on, so there's no there's no like,
there's no second thing to go to, Like you gotta
go straight to the dick.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You know what I mean. It's like, what are you showing?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I might show you my full just love forearms, bro,
bitches love veins yeah, and hands too, like if you
have like nice manicured nails, just like a hand that
doesn't look like you was construction doing construction for.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Thirty years.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Exactly. You got some nice hands. Women love that. You
could just send them a picture that because.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yo, I thought they was like yeah, because it was like, Yo,
you got big hands.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I love a man with big hands because like when
they hold you, it feels like like I'm being hell.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, it's it's some weird ship, bro. But it's like
It is very rare because you'll see a man's forum
and you'll be like, yo, that ship is kind of hot.
Why the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Like? Yo, this bitch got a fire elbow. Elbow, make
up my dick hard. You're like, yo, Yo, that's lives
over there. Yo. You see her Yo?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
She just got yo. She got no hair, she got
a third piece. Oh ship, Yo, she got the little ship.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Like people still get turned on by the weirdest ship rhythm.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You got it? Like your nose is making me horny.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I don't do a whole lot of digging, man, Like
I'm not trying to unlock some ship.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You know what I mean that? Like you know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Saying, Like like I forgot to get like bacon grease
pop on my inner thigh and weird way now all
of a sudden, I'm the bacon grease on the inner thigh.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I can't be that guy, you know what I mean? Like,
that's why I don't explore a whole lot.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Bro Let's keep it, you know what I'm saying, Vanilla,
but you know, vanilla with topics.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, let's keep it vanilla with sprinkles.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
You know what I mean but chop of the old
Coastal Creeper ship. Yeah, story in there, but let's keep
a vanilla bad.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
I'm gonna say it has to be nice to be
a dude. Because Drake released that, laughed about it, and
everybody moved on. Yeah, let that be Rihanna. Well that
happened to Rihanna, but let that be any other major superstar,
because Drake is an a lister.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, if it had been a woman bro whose Newds
were lead and then he's he's on the internet happy
about the ship, to which is fine, you could be
parties or whatever. But let it had been a woman,
they would have ripped her.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, no, you're right. I feel like you're right.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But then it also depends on a holder woman could
be because if it's like, yo, this is why this
is me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Like this?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
You know when they play glass and you walk straight
through thinking the ship is open, I walk right into
that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Had it been Beyonce or Taylor.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Swift, Yo, I feel like Taylor Swift, I mean, well, yeah,
Taylor Swift will get fried.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I feel like Beyonce could Mike get away with it.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
We've already seen Taylor Swift. There was that like AI
thing with Taylor. Yeah, and they finally yeah, and they
finally got that fucking creepy weirdo shoe by Air the
funk out here whatever his name is, fucking Canadian.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Here we go again and you save business?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yes, what so Molly and Toronto resident?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Do you care so much about American business man? That's
what the fuck you get? Soccer nation do defense of
fucking Avril Levine and some ship bro, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's one white woman, yo, we did I don't know
when this happened last last time, but we started talking
about like, yo, what white people do you funk with.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
That ship?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So we didn't get into that, but we got some
other ship to talk about.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Because guys has taken me up to this point in
the episode to process the fact that this was not
a sex tape.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
This is Drake b is.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Me Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
For like six seconds.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
All right, So look, all right, have you received dick pics?
Have you received dick picks that you have asked for?
Not assault dick pics? Like it's like, yo, send me
a picture of your dick, motherfucker, make sure you oil
this it up before you said it cool.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Have you sent the dick pic. I mean yes, yes,
you have sent yes all the time. I'm sending one now,
that's right.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
I have also been requested to dick pic, which is
weird when you when your wife.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Is like, yo, send me a picture you Dick. I'm like,
you see this ship every day in everything.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Like, bro, show her friend.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Sometimes sometimes it's not about you, so then, but then
if it's a situation where it's like, all right, I
went the crib and you want to see this, I
gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I gotta get up. You know what I'm saying. I
gotta I gotta stretch the hamstrings. I gotta get I
got you know what I'm saying. You feel me.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
It's like, Yo, listen, if you poke a car inside
in January, you gotta warm that bitch up.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Just put the nigga in drive and go.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
That kind of sucks. You actually really do. Got to
prepare for it. You can't just be like hey, you
go yeah, because that's a scary sight.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You know what I'm saying it.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
She looked like a fucking like a like a like
a melting baby. They look like a sad wizard, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Bro, like a very wizard.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
On solof bro, Like, just like you know what I mean, Like,
especially if you want cut, you got that foreskin.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
You know if if you are uncut, then you look
like the dune to popcorn bucket.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Bro, you look like the fucking what the fucking ship
from holes worms used to come?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It wasn't holes, it was it was a tremors. Trams
just looked like fucking uncut dicks. I'm like, yeah, got yo,
this movie is about huge uncut dicks coming at the
ground and eating kids. It's like, well, this ship is insane.
But fam, the man was so listen. When you're making
a dick pic.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I said, I'm talking about this like I'm talking about brisket.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you're making a dick pic, you gotta get up.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
First of all, you got to make sure your ship
is not ashy, because that ring of ash, especially if you.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Got a ring of ash, Yo, the ring of ash.
What the fuck?
Speaker 6 (17:16):
I'm telling you, The ring of ash will automatically take
you that Like, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's over. Like you said, you're shorty an ashy dick pic. Like, Bro,
the ring of ash sounds like a dark soul's level.
I just I just I just finished.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Sound like it's sounding on top of a volcano.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Would rather come traveler to the ring of ash. You
know what I'm saying. You gotta be moisturized.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
And it's a difference between Listen, I'm forty years old,
be I fucked alive about lifetime, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
And so my dick is aware of like Yo, Dick.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Is and this is there's a there's there's a sports.
They call it situational awareness. My dick has situational awardness.
When it's like Yo, were just about to beat this
meat to spank bang, He's like, my nigg I'm not
getting all the way for this, like you you.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Know what I mean, You're gonna be pulling rope.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And there's like temperatures.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
If it's like if it's like yo, I'm about to
get it here. Yeah, if it's like and Yo speaks
and like yo yo, every every guy in it Yo.
Mike's is open. When you are excited about having sex
with a woman, be like your ship, like when you're
excited about having sex with your patna, and it's like
you've been looking forward to it and it's like we've
been building up, but we've been texting or we've been
doing whatever, or.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Even if it's just like regular like yo, yo, yeah whateut,
hey send me a picture like some remember these panties whatever,
Like there's a different level your dick ghoes to it.
You can fucking you could cut diamonds, y what God.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Damn you can do devil work with your dick, Like
you need some sheet rock you need to knock down,
like what I've been talking to Shorty all day.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I got you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Like, but then it's just like it's like I always
call it like a slice of pizza versus like, Yo,
I'm going to more In's forsteak, you know what I mean.
Like I'm sitting down having a nice meal. They're bringing
me a wine list, you know what I mean. That's
like that's like that's my thing is like this for
that piece of Like y'all gonna just jerk off to
this Jada Stevens see real quick, Like bro, my dig
(19:18):
is just like all right, bro, let's get this ship
though with bro come on, come on, it's not even
fun It's it's not even funny.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Just go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Just tak a nap, Like take a nap, Bro, like.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Go paint, find something else.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Actually it's like you think. It's like I know you're
doing this so that we can fall asleep, you know
what I mean? Like we love Pinky, you know what
I'm saying. But we've seen Pinky enough.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
You're gonna sorry, You're gonna ask Liz with the dick
picks and the whole jerking off ship, like like what
is that?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Be like if like, if a dude sends you that,
you know what I'm saying, Like, are you like, yo,
thank you?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
It's somebody that you like. Yeah, if you think that,
if it's somebody that you attracted to.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You should like that. Though just like trying.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
No, honestly, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Is that counts.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I think it's more so I'm thinking about Drake, and
I'm thinking about like the grossy dick because.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's that's that's an episode, that grassy crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
That is exactly how I remember Drake bro in the
wheelchair rapping, Like.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's how I see Drake. So Drake, that were weird
chair Dicky.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
At the thing is, if you like somebody whatever they
send you you're gonna with, you might be like that
aw some weird ship.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But I mean I have had some flaking sessions. It's like, Bro,
it'smells crazy. It's like that, I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
It's like we're gonna throw the spectator imaginosis and keep
it pushing.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Oh my god, Jesus, the same face DeAndre Jordan's made
when Randon night.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yes, I'm disgusting. Yeah, we notice.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
But it's like it's like that thing break Sorry, okay,
it's like that. It's like that thing, uh, like that
thing women do when, like when they're with the man,
they're like, oh, I love him, he's so handsome, he's
my baby.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
As soon as y'all break up, y'all fuck him a
little dick motherfucker. Yeah, how you and you listen.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Something that's not going to be loging in your foreskin
is this break. We'll be right back. Enjoy this ad
for European sex bills.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yes, lixury like lixury like like like.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Y'all, I just emailed you in a Twitter link. We
are washed in the joke. Bro, we need that jar Man.
The really hate that job. It's a figurative jump and
it's like it's gonna bankrupt podcast. Shut the Revelo Mom Paul.
(22:11):
He said, y'all listen.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
So the super Bowl, obviously you know what I mean,
went down, and here's my take on it.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
My take on it is the Chiefs winning football game,
Usher win.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
The super Bowl, you know what I'm saying, Like, that's
my take on it. Accurate, accurate take, you know what
I mean. And Taylor Swift still got motherfuckers like in
a frenzy beak.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
So listen to this.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
All these like right people, you know what I'm saying,
The fucking Tucker Kirks of the world and ship you
know what I mean. The motherfucker that just has like
a picture of like, you know what I mean him
and Oakley's on his on his avatar.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
That guy is saying that.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
The Pfizer commercial that aired yesterday during the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You gotta follow me. This is this is conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
What of those fuck the FISA commercial that ed yesterday
during the Super Bowl, which starred which had Travis Kelce
in it is part of a psyop to get Joe
Biden re elected alongside Taylor Swift with her endorsement, to
then have us put back down on permanent lockdowns.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That's what these motherfuckers are saying.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
What I'm seeing is ice spy saying, what's the first down?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Y'o?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You know what I'm saying, Like I didn't see all
that conspiracy shit be like all I just brown people.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
They are in a permanent fucking psychosis and motherfucker's just
be tweeting ship and then we got to talk about
the ship online on the pod.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
This is what happens when you have no natural predators.
I say this shit all the time, bro, white people.
White people have no natural predators, so they just make
shit up to be afraid of.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
That's so fucking true, Brodt. They didn't they do a
study on that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's the reason why white people like the skydive, yeah,
and like rock climb is because they put themselves in
these dangerous situations like.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yo, I want to do something dangerous, I'm gonna go skydive,
I'm gonna go rock climb, or I'm gonna go try
to gentrify East New York, right, Like that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Bro like that.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's like that thrill that you need.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
It's like, bro, I felt that ship at fourteen, when
I fought, when I when I have four but just
chasing me.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
You have to school. You ain't have to go through that.
You walk from crack ass Yo. Facts, Yo, you ran
home to fucking watch gummy Bears like you fucking clown.
You ran home to watch dunk Wing duck. He wasn't
run home.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You was driving home because you had all Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah, Now you're thirty six and you want to fucking
climb Mount Everest.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You're thirty six, thirty six, you trying to sup it.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Yo to the god, Yo, God damn maro, that's so true.
Goddamn it. The chiefs look at this. See look the Pentagon.
This is fucking Jesse Waterer's fucking long face.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Ass.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
This motherfucker, Yo, this, this motherfucker got Yeah, you know
what domitigans be making up like inventive like this is
like like, Yo, this motherfucker really is. He got a
donkey face. Bro, his face is longer than a math test.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
He looked like he don't stand on nothing.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
But he said, listen, you scroll up a little bit,
he said, Yo, don't forget.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
We're sorry. Emojis.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
The Pentagon Psychological Operations Unit floated, turning Taylor Swift into
a nastet during a NATO meeting in order to be
used as a psyop to combat online misinformation, and the
Chiefs just won in quotes, perfect setting for their Pfizer
puppet and CIA asset super Bowl hashtag.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Wy job. Yeah, I love it. I love that. Like,
that's not the funniest part of that tweet.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
The funniest part of that tweet is sorry, show it
one more time, Vic. The funniest part of that tweet
is the Pentagon Psycho Logical Operations Unit or the pp.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
OO is the head of the Yeah, they don't know that,
we're actually part of that.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
The BBC, the Ball Bitches Club, the Ball Bitches Coalition
is actually under the pp.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And guess who DJ's for us.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Yeah, we set up this is nuts, bro, because y'ah, Listen,
there has been situations where the government has done ship
like this, right, like with the Black Panther Party and
ship like that, Console pro et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
But fam Taylor.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Swift, Like, Bro, she got too much money, She got
too much money.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Why would she do this unless they're gonna be like Taylor, Listen,
you got all the money in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Now, what we're gonna do is we're gonna make you
the president. I'm telling you, bro, they make up ship
to be afraid of. Bro, they make up this shit.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Don't make no sense to also, like, I.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Feel like I would have wanted to be the president
in like in like nineteen.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Sixty eight. You know what I'm saying. But maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, yeah,
I love it. We make yo.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
We're so uptown, bro, we make that shit sound like
the club. Know that president's ship used to be wildly bro,
now that.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Shit has washed down. You said sixty eight, I would
I go probably like seventy.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Eight, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sixty I was sixty three, sixty
three right, yeah, Remember we wasn't We wasn't out of
the woods yet, And.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You want to go to seventy eight. Ronald Reagan's about
to get shot in a few years. Oh yeah, it's
crazy before Ronald Reagan that's touched is wild. Yeah, he
was fo a movie star.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, I think that they still can't be touched. I
think we just lack guidance.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
We exactly, Yeah, I would ya listen. David Ortiz aka
Big Poppy, you.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Know what I'm saying, is one of the most beloved
Dominicans on the face of the earth. Yes, that man
went to d R and still got clapped. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. So isaid had to say this.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Anybody can get touched if you want to touch them
bad enough, you know what I'm saying. And the problem
is that, you know what I'm saying, niggas isn't being
completed about their WiFi strength. Yeah, they worried about that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I guess the point I was making was like, why
would she Why would Taylor Like if Taylor Swift was
Taylor Swift in like nineteen seventy or whatever them like, yeah,
that might be cool, but like people already hate her
for no reason, Why the fuck would she want to
be anywhere near any sort of seat of power aside
from the one bro fuck that she is the president
(28:47):
right now, that's it. She is already to white people
president president. No, listen, it don't matter who the fuck
is in office. If they say moved this way, certain
people gonna move this way, certain people gonna go to other.
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Like Max Me like like like like Max Me saying
Max be saying, Yo, your niggas go this way to
sheet I go up.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm not with you on you know what I'm saying,
so I go the other way, I go up, so yo.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
But Taylor Swift is somebody that could get all white
people under one umbrella and be like, yo, were moving.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
This way, you know what I'm saying, And she could
make that shit happen.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I said this shit about Justin Bieber like twenty two
thousand and nine. You know what I'm saying, Like, Bro, yes, yeah,
your power. You don't understand the power you have. I
was like, fam, if I was one of these motherfuckers,
I be Niggi minaj I ain't gonna lie. I'll be
Niggi Minaje. I'll be up here like just talking crazy
beefer with everybody fifty cent flow like y'all can't touch me,
you know what I mean. Or maybe I'll be mindy
(29:48):
my business, beat my meat in dr That's what I'd
be doing.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't know, man, Taylor, Taylor give me.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
The only thing I find weird about Taylor is that
she's dead ass thirty six. She's thirty six, bro, and
she still operates as a nineteen year old like that
ship is so crazy to me.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yo, And that's just she's Travis Kelcey trying to trumps Kelcey.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You know what I'm saying. You know, we I guess
with label mates, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
But but fucking it's crazy because like, yeah, look.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Is this all right? Look bro? Am I cynical? B
You know what I'm saying, Because it's like, yo, yo,
look all right, bro.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I would just come out and say, you ain't been
with this singer long enough man for this type of
for this type of emotion. Man.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
I think they said, how to play the super Bowl
tomorrow next year? I mean to perform for the next year. Honestly,
I think that's.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Because I'm something. They don't get paid to do the
super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No, they have to pay.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
You gotta pay. Yeah, So they're like, yo, listen, you
got a billy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
You I mean, I've definitely I've definitely said this on
a on a like on a previous episode where like
she I think I think so. For those that don't know,
we're looking at a photo of Getty images of Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey sharing a passionate post win shows.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
To Patrick T. Fallon, Yeah, Patrick.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
T Fallon for this for this glorious shot right here.
But I think this is just what Taylor has wanted
her whole career. She's been singing about the ship. So
she was seventeen years old wanting quarterback boyfriend, not being
hot enough for the jocks or whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
It's literally like a nineteen year old story line. Yeah,
she might be living a fucking dream.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah. The CW series based on this is gonna go crazy.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Two Tree Hill, the Electric Boffoloo.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm so sick of I can't imagine NFL fans. I
can't imagine.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
And Yo, it looks it again like Shana did the photographer.
But that picture looks like when you're in the club
and you're trying to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Like, Yo, this Miley, I think this Molly's fake. It's
been forty minutes this sh He's like, nah, I'm swaying.
It is real. Yo, I remember, bro, I remember this.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Just like a as an aside, we went to this
basement party one time. My friends from Chicago was here,
and my other friend saw a like a plastic bin,
a plastic container full of just water. He started telling
everyone at the party that it was molly water, and
everyone just started drinking this water under the assumption that
it was molly water.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It wasn't.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
It was catching the runoff from a dripping pipe. Yeah,
oh my god.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Yeah, I tug because y'all went to a party one time,
same similar situation.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, but the thing it was the truth fam and
it was full of piss, and motherfuckers threw ice and
that ship and Nigga started sticking beers and.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That ship thinking it was like a cool O.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
No.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
I was like, yo, just like everyane, I was bucking
full of piss and joy. I was like, I'm glad
I'm a smoker, you know, saying, but yeah, this is now.
I feel like, you know how they used to call America.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
They still do. I don't know if they still do.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
They call the Cowboys America's team, you know what I'm saying,
This is America's couple right now.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta remember we live in two
different fucking America. Whatever America they are part of, I
have never visited, never made, don't got access, not a citizen.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
They don't let me in that bitch. First of all,
they will not in that bitch.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
What's that highway that's you know what, what's that highway
that's sponsored by like Nebraska Land.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
About wherever that is. That's where they're from. That's the
America that they represent.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
So who's who's America's couple in in your in your America.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
My grandmother, my grandfather, America.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
You know it's Jan, It's Jayan Jan. Come on, that's
America to Americas to Americas.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah. Yeah, it's Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift and Jan
and Beyonce.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Which is crazy. Yeah, I mean, I would love to
speak about Ice Spice. I would love yo to indulge
in her.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I love you the game.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I love Ice Spice because Ice Spice is living like
a Bronx dream right now. Be like you know what
I mean, Like you drop a soundtrack, a mixtape joint,
it goes crazy, you know what I mean, You do
crazy numbers. Then you come back and like you got
like your shit is just blowing up.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Now, even fucking this super Bowl with Tail Swift and.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Her boyfriend, who is a Hall of famer is talking
to you. He's like, so, look so when they throw
the ball, that's called the past. If you don't catch it,
it's called incomplete and she's like, wow, what glad?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Glad? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Like she doesn't get fucked about football, and I love
that for her. She's just there for the party, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Because it's let's be real, like seventy eight percent of
the people there are there for the party.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
They're not there for like the actually game. Yeah, the
Super Bowl is a party.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I mean myself was mid as fuck, you know what
I'm saying, Like the actual game, bro, yesterday I didn't
even see the ship, Like I didn't watch it because
yesterday I was at a I was at a birthday
party for one of Goddrick's friends. So I took the
kids over there, and me and their mom were like, yo,
who plans a birthday party on.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Super Bowl Sunday? And then hold on and then we.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Get there and the little girl who's whose birthday it was,
Their entire family is all official Feinch ninety three, so
they don't so they don't give a fuck about American
football at all. Okay, head there and it's and it's
like four dads in a circle talking about, oh you
hear the next World Cup is in New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Right, So like we were saying two Americas. It's like Americas,
they did not give a fuck what was going on yesterday.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Bro on Sunday and you just fucking you just set
look and the Mets are gonna fly because it's a
super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's an event, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
But this one right here is what a My favorite
was with the little the little diagrams if you scroll
up with realick.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
So we're looking at that of Blake Lively from right
to left.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
We got Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, I don't know who,
and then Ice Spice on the left. They say, Ice
Spice got no energy, showy next time I got too
much energy, too much energy and calm.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
This is all wrong. This is wrong. The old everybody
in here is drunk, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Like everybody is lit like it's not like fam like
Ice Spice is trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Taylor's like, oh my god,
is that a touchback? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Like, and then Blake Lively is just like, yo, thank
you for the seats, you know what I mean, Like
good looking, I'm getting FaceTime up here, Blake Lively is
like Ryan hasn't taken the Deadpool mask off in four years.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I need a break. I needed a break from this.
He's like he's out shining me. This can't happen.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I can't help but look at Ice Spice.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I love Ice Spice. I'm a big Ice Spice fan.
But seeing her with Taylor reminds me this whole ship.
I feel like it's she's using Ice Spice as like
a little little pocket book. Yo yo, And I'm gonna
say this.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm gonna say a year ago, right, she was dating
somebody who went on a podcast and started using slurs
against Ice Spice. Not only was he doing that, he
also said that he loves black torture porn. Oh, she
was in hot ship for dating somebody for like that
(37:29):
like that.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
But first of all, I saw Homie and he looks
like he like he just walked off the stand on
the ferry.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
No, he looks like, yeah, he looks like he has
the rickets right now. He looks like he looks like
he has some kind of like he looks like he
has a medieval illness that you need to tie a
rag around your chin for like that kind of ship. Yeah,
it's like suffering, suffering Anonymous eleven nine. That's what that
(37:58):
motherfucker looks. Like, what's it He's from like the nineteen
seventy five or some shit, right, like he's from that.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Yeah, And I remember she said she was hurt by
that ice Spice because she was like, damn, I was
actually like a big fan of him, and the dude
was on it talking about her.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
He was crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
He was fast shaming her, which is like, Bro, I
know you white, so.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You don't call ice spice sat. You're wiling, bro.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You never had a piece of a thick piece of meat,
yellow river.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Bro. This thing has been fucking chicken boses whole life.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
It's also probably not equipped, right like because like a
lot of mother fuckers, like I like our man, official
Fish ninety three, is that if you have the equipment
for these guys, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Can just slack block of that. But if you don't
have the equipment, then you cannot bloom bloom bloom, you
know what I'm saying. That's it, you know what I mean,
you can't do it. There's a lot of the little
thing niggas out there, man, they need that pelvis. You
know what I'm saying. They just need pelvis. Niggas, they
don't want no assigas, just want pelvis. Yeah, they just
know they get it. They get it.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
They pull the drawers down only see his wishbone and
then oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, I see your birth can Now let's go.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
You know what I'm saying, Like, that's crazy me because yo, listen,
I'll be I'm keeping a buck, Yo, I.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Go hard you know what I'm saying. When I'm doing
my thing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
When I'm splacking cheese, I go hardy.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
But it showed these bony If you don't got know nothing,
a little cushion back, then that sh it hurts.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
It hits you right here the pelfect bone connects.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
Depending on the sizes of your partner whatever, you get
a hit right here where the bone hits you right here,
and that ship creates bruises.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
It creates bruises. And also it shocks you like you're
playing Operation.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Facts, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
And it makes you think you got STD because it
makes it a little electrical post to your beef, you
know what I'm saying. So there's a lot of shit
going on.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
You need that.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm learning a lot today.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
You need a lot of ass.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
That's that's that's why we are like they said, like
the census and some ship like that and they're like, yo,
fucking Latinos.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Are like over take.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Like in the year twenty something or other, the population
of the United States will be like majority, like they know,
like you know, it makes whatever, but like majority of
that they know. So I'm just like, yo, that's why
because you know saying we got asked like who want
said when he went to dr my brothers our Dominican
(40:21):
sisters are African because they are five five and thick
in the dots.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Okay, you know what I'm saying. So that's why you
know what I mean? Look, you mean that's what we're
so fertile because we'd be having fun. Span That's why.
That's why they you go, you go to the White House.
They got one kid, Yeah, I got one kid? One
kid being like fuck you mom, because pop that was
a job.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That dad had to do. Yeah. You know what else.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I didn't know this until like five years ago, but
a lot of white people don't have cousins. No, they
just had like no, they don't have cousins.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
The cousins, Bros, Frez, They'll be like, that's my cousin, Nigga,
that was your neighbor.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, y'all went to kindergarten together. Y'all are not related, Bro,
stop it. You know what I mean? Now they don't
have cousins, Bro, They'll be fucking because of the pelvic bone. Bro,
I'm telling you the pelvic bone. It's the lack of
ass in the white community.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
You know what I'm saying that is that is the
and that's why they're doing all this. Like Yo, they
will not replace his ship because it's hard.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Bro. You know you know who? Don't who?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You know who was looking like not you know what
I mean, Like the opposite of pelvic bone, Alicia Keys was.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yo. Listen, that's why I listen.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
I am for all you young niggas out there man
as you are your bro, I am a.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Strong proponent of don yards bro one shorties like app
like Post thirty five is the sweet spot, b Like
you know what I mean, y'all chasing all these twenty
year olds man at Post thirty five is the sweet spot.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Be you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Let's just say, yo, you're almost about to hit menopause,
so I can just shoot the club up, you know
what I'm saying. And that thickness, Bro, that thickness come
in Ron mid thirties, B.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
That thickness come in. And it's just like whoa.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Because when that stupid fucking tablecloth fell off the back
of her, I was like, oh ship.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
I was like, okay, now she was.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
She went crazy that thinking about it because I love
me some Alicia Keys, Bro, but that first time I said,
nobody got some some some.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Hot choky.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
He said, Alicia, find the Keys girl, Yo, chill.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
And now we had Usher Yo.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Usher did so fucking much, bro, Like like I had
to like, I had to like itemize this ship because
I'm like, yo, I'm not gonna remember all this ship.
I gotta put this ship in write in bro. He
fucking he did the halftime show and that ship was
so Atlanta. Like he brought out j D. J D
was dressed like me in my first communion.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
This thing.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
He had the fucking BBL like crystallized jacket on. Bro.
Like he was out here cooking.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Like the only thing that could be more Atlanta than
this is like doing a TikTok at a gas station
in front of a hell cat.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
You know what I'm saying, Like, that's the only thing
that could be.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
More landed specific Yo, this motherfucking man.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
But I love I love Yes.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
I thought he's gonna bring our truncet to White.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Keep.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
He's like, Yo, we're doing the ship line for Magic City.
Speaker 7 (43:22):
And I'm surprised. I wasn't expecting so much R and B.
I honestly thought he was going to keep it like
super hyped up.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I was like, yo, please, I was like listen. I
was like, listen, I'm sure I'll folks at you. I'm
a fan. You're the king of R and B. You
know what I'm saying, Like, no doubt about it. I
was like, please don't do Oh my god, bro like
the whole ship come on, you.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Fucking here, come fucking well.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
I am out here looking dressed like Robot. I'm like,
broo do exactly. For a second, I was like.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Is that Kanye. I was like this mouck bring up
Kanye to super Bowl?
Speaker 6 (43:55):
But it was like came out, Bro, like everybody from
Atlanta came out.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
With a guitar solo. I love to see that.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I was fired.
Speaker 7 (44:05):
I was like, yo, and then we had Usher. Yeah,
I sure just love him a married woman.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yo.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Yo, He's like, yo, is your husband watching? That's what
he says in the earpiece. He says, your husband watching?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
If you rewatch the super Bowl performance. Even though he
had little John Ludacris, all these people come out. This
motherfucker never stopped dancing whatever. Not one time that he stopped.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
It might just stop singing, but he didn't stop dancing
his belt and he danced on roller skates for him.
He was talking about how sweaty he was.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
It's like, first of all, bro, y'all have missed R
and B so deeply that you forgot what it is
to see a man singing and dancing with his heart.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yes, like I love you, you're a man. Boo.
Speaker 6 (44:50):
I was like, I pick up a bitch. She suck
on my dick. You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo,
fuck this bitch. You know what I'm saying, Like, come on?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Save did some other day?
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, come on dog. But he's like, yo, he got
all the dances on roller skate.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Katy Perry could never she had two dances and they
couldn't get it. They couldn't get it together. This motherfucker
got an army on roller skates.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
But it's also Usher, like Usher has been doing this
for such a good long time.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
He's the He's the He's.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Just somebody, bro. I really feel like this is Beyonce's
only peer right now who's still at like at the
top of the game.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
And it's a super fact.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
And the Super Bowl just made me want to go
watch him live because those little fifteen twenty second snippets
are like caught up and.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Yep, you don't have to call this. Oh I need
to see that in full. I need to see you
perform that.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Listen, the next time we will do Victory live on
location in Las Vegas, when when Usher goes back for
the residency and we're gonna be in the show Druggers FA.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You know what I'm saying, Yo, that would be solid. Yo.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Listen, why y'all watch us roller skate on this video,
give us a break because we gotta do peepee.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
And why while we do peepe, listen to this ad
for oval to a.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
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Speaker 2 (46:11):
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Speaker 4 (46:13):
You know what I'm saying, I hope you enjoyed uh
that ad for Official Finish in ninety three special collection.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
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know what time this baby, It's ending episode, so it's
time for big Yeah, he got it on tech.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
And my voice is ugly and raspy, so I'm gonna
let you know what I'm saying. Let's bo's beautiful dulcet tones.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I sound like a battle wrapper bro, but knitting needles
eighty seven eyes. Hi, guys, it's been days now and
the gill is eating me. What do I do? I
went to the grocery store to pick up Super Bowl supplies.
At the checkout, the lady said she couldn't tell me
alcohol before one pm. She took off one case of
(47:03):
Seltzers I put on the belt, but she had already
scanned and put the other case in my cart without
me realizing it. However, the total was high, so once
I got to the car, I assumed I paid for them.
Now I realized I did it. People drank them at
the super Bowl party. But the guilt is eating me alive.
Do I call the store an offer to pay for them?
(47:24):
Am I going to get in trouble?
Speaker 12 (47:26):
I feel awful if you don't accept God's gift.
Speaker 9 (47:39):
Blessed you happy that I just want billionaires to maximize
their profits.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I just want to be a good person because everyone
else is doing.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
It is nuts your needles.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Fucking relax.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
Okay, if you need, if you feel like you need
to confess, So she'd go to a fucking church of
go to random mass church of Bill You I gotta
make a confession. I stole a white claw. You know
what I'm saying, Like, what the fuck being.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, this is this is a non issue. This is
such a non issue.
Speaker 6 (48:11):
If you listen, look up to the sky and thank
God for your free celsius, be like, I don't know
what the fuck you talking?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
This is so like I put.
Speaker 6 (48:19):
This in here because like I wanted to hear y'all
opinion on this, because I'm like, yo, my scumbag, because
I've been I've been racking since like the Age of
the Answers.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yes, yes, I was going on up here.
Speaker 13 (48:32):
You know, like I have a good heart, but I'm
like I'm a scumbag when it comes to like you
know what I mean, Like, Yo, fam, I'm gonna take
that ship out of Walmart.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Walmart. That's the thing. I am, an avid, avid bro
empower of thieves, stealing from billion dollar operations.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
If it's a mom and pop starre low key. If
it's a Dali or my corner, man, I'm going back.
That's just me as a broone.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'll go back and Poppy made you're fucking up up?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
What are you doing? Bro logo?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
What's going on your bitch? Like you call and it's
a mom and pops off, it's my DUI man, I'm
making it. I'm making my way back.
Speaker 7 (49:12):
If it's Walmart, brock, I might go back and go
to the same bitch right back.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
To the same register.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yo yo the other day, but brother, look she said yo,
she said yo. I went to the supermarket and I
came out and I forgot to pay for the bounty
paper towels. But then I forgot to put them in
my car. And I was like, yo, Judie, what super
working was that? The prom is that right now? She's like,
(49:46):
you gonna pick it up for me? I was like,
for you for you. How would also like, how would
you get in trouble?
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Like you really need to take it out back to
the store like on some that like you made a mistake.
What should I do? You know what?
Speaker 7 (50:03):
Knitting needles eighty seven. It sounds like you have anxiety. Honestly,
don't worry about it. There's a lot of other ship
going on.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah, yeah, enjoying your celtz And if you feel that
strongly about it, just bring back every single guest from
your super Bowl party, have them all throw up at
the counter and the return to the hard seltzers that.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Way, be a courageous person. Do what you need to do.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
So maybe lady was trying to do you a solid.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Right, Maybe she was on something like we aren't allowed
to sell liquor before one pm. But you my kind
of bitch, So just take this.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
And shut the fuck us.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Maybe maybe it's just all get that lady fired.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Nah, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (50:46):
Yeah, enjoy your blessings, bro, God, God gave you a
little gift.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
You got your extra drugle super Bowl hit you with
that pancreatic cancel like fifteen years. But enjoy theselves, Jesus,
oh my God, love life and blessings, any needles. You're
clearly a white woman that with that, with that hand.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Needless yo, least saying about this if you pull up
to my super Bowl party and all you bringing is
hot sauser.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
We fighting naked outside.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Bro, Honestly super Bowl parties. I don't bring stuff to
super Bowl up. Yeah, I just pulled up because first
of all, what the fuck are we doing here?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
That's the first one.
Speaker 7 (51:27):
I'm only there for the little, the little dancing in
the middle part. So I might bring some ice, little
American cheese I might bring.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I might bring some napkins.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
I'm bringing in blood that I smoked half of already
on the way to the party.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Hey man, everything, everything counts.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Also, if it ain't hot wings there, don't even consider.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
In fighting me.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I'm good, Bro, I need the how the blue cheese?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
You can keep you a blue cheese eaters?
Speaker 14 (52:00):
Hold hold on, hold on? Oh my god, you're like
like shots all the brooks.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
She's eaters out this yummy. They're real eaters, oh man
(52:33):
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