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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yo, this is crazy li Yo. It's like it's like, Bro,
we've been here for forty minutes, forty minutes we only
got for two hours. Man, this is like a real
dal studio.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
His little tip fucking faced ass, you really don't?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I bet you sink again? His boss tatter right now?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know it. I could smell it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The What the fuck Broy building a basement for senategalize?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
What the fuck is going on that ship? Oh ship?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What what?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm so sorry I drove here. Traffic is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
What the fuck you got on your fat yo?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What the hey?
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Bro Yo listen man, y'all not fucking with the mischief teams?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
Bro, you look like you're about to do mischief in
them ships. Bro, you're about to stop somebody to death
you drove those bro.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Y'all already know I'm a fashion killer. Bro. Y'all already
know I got this fascion ship on lot bro. Y'all
see the fits, y'all see the ships. Bro. See this
is y'all problem. Bro, This is y'all problem. Y'all Stay
hating on me because you can't get like me for real? Bro?
See who else could wear these ships. I know, merrow
Ball doofy ass can't wear these ships. I know, Liz,
I know you ain't got the chops for these ships.
(01:09):
I have to bring the energy you feel me. I
gotta do it for the people, for the culture.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Wow, this is crazy, bro. You really came through an
upside down by the allege tis. Bro, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Really, and I'm not feeling your energy neither.
Speaker 8 (01:21):
Honestly, Hey, you know what, I would much prefer you
to take one of those fucking tims and stop me
the funk out so I don't gotta look at you
no more.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know it's crazy, no matter of fact. Before we
start this ship, let's just fuck him up one good
time called Renais Center.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Either legity Like, yeah, we back, bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Episode thirty Victory Light. When I was turned thirty, I
thought being thirty was washed. But now that I'm forty,
I'm like, definitely not. You know what I'm saying, using
your prime at.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thirty and we in our fucking prime. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Because I see the comments, reading the comments, Everybody's like, yo, y'all,
hit y'all groove.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Y'all found y'all groove.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
We've been grooving. You know what I'm saying. We was
gonna say we've been groovy. Yeah, we groovy. We hit
in the building. Liz bilitis a motherfucker building, right New
y motherfucker building, and Son insane. You know what I'm saying,
you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I can't even I can't even.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
I can't even latch onto that bro because I sound
like a fucking dude.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I mean, you did, you did? Just say like, y'all
feel like lady look at her prime.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know I'm saying like I feel like I'm supposed
to be in a round three.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
From them, Yeah, yeah, for the audience, for the listeners
that don't know at home every time we do them,
Hassan and saying, Hassan is monitoring our audio, so he
just hears two grown ass friends soultry doing sultry voices
in his ears. He's trying his best to keep this
(03:14):
shit going.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, I would be remiss if I left this
part out. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Shout out to Paul shot to everybody at DO six eight.
You know what I'm saying, it was a beautiful time
over there. We had shot that everybody that ever came
through it and made something.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It was a It was a special moment in history.
You know what I'm saying. It was like fucking like
the ninety six Yankees. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Yeah, I'm so in tune with sports, like you know
what I mean, Like, that's that's my comp Yeah, but noo,
shout everybody over there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
But we hear now shot the Loungehooters, how the Walters
hot the rigs walking this up?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Blue, You know what I'm saying, the whole gang Blue
just want to lie in Grammy. You know what I'm saying.
Shot out there?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hell, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Which, by the way, is way more lit than like
the white people Grammys. You know what I'm saying, Like,
like way more lit. They gotta open bar.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Of course we would have come on.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You know, you know what time it is, you know
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
They close down, they close their doors. But if you
want to get over.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
There and get a piece of history, they having like
a garage step, So go over there, three six a broway,
buy you something overpay, go get jumped, Oh, go get
you know what I'm saying. We be right there, We're
being right in front, waiting for you to walk out
with your five hundred dollars in PC.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And beat the ship out of you. Yo.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
But speaking of beating the ship out of motherfuckers, man
and just moving fast and reckless, I've speeded a lot
in my life, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And I've gotten a couple of tickets. I've paid all
my tickets.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Apparently a lot of you motherfuckers out here do not
pay your tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know what I'm saying. I'm not looking at I'm
not accusing any of y'all. You know, I'm just saying.
I'm saying tickets.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, lives on an easy e today. Shad's like they're
looking in my.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Eyes, you peasant.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
They all verbally abusing me for four weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I had a knife to my back. Right.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's true, that's true. He's whispering bodies.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Bodies, yo.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
But yo, So apparently New York City's trying to get
back over a billion dollars. That's a wrong number. It's
probably a low estimate over a billion dollars worth of
unpaid tickets. And I'm just like, man, fuck that. Fuck
y'all because every time I got to speeding ticket, I
either had to go to court or do something like
some type of court ship. So I get why people
are not paying them. And the last time I got
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court speeding, I wasn't even in New York. I was
in New Jersey and I just had Gutten on TV.
So I was feeling myself, you know, when jay Z
was just like I'm not black, I'm old Jay, Like,
I was feeling like that I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Black, I'm metal, and that cop was like this is
a registration. I was just like, ah ship, I was
like fuck.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
So then I'm just like yeah whatever, like just talking
like man like reckless, like yo, yeah a right whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yo. I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
You're gonna shoot me if I trying to get my ship,
like talking crazy like as to this cow. And I
can tell, like you know what I mean, like I'm
on some ACA B shit, but like this dude, I
can tell like he was just like first of all,
he wasn't white, you know what I'm saying. So he
called me niggas as a compatriot.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He's like, damn nigga. He was doing like a buck
forty nigga, Like, yeah, the fuck you doing out here?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Like your kids is in the car's looking out.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yeah, yo, you wilding bro. They about to give you.
He gave me like a fucking He's like, I gotta
give you a ticket. Bro us do like a buck
forty swerving in the Adelanes. I'm like, all right, bro, whatever,
they just give me a ticket. Gives me a ticket
fucking longer into I was longer.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Than a CBS receiving and I was like I and
I seen him about to pull off.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
I crumble that ship up and I was like, do
that ship out the window so he can see it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And I was like, all right, bro, this is where
I die. You're like, fucking I'm standing on it.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I'm still business up the window and at this one, bro,
I'm just like, fucking bro, I'd rather walk, you know
what I'm saying, Like like because ticket, listen, a ticket
is a major inconvenience, bro, Like, I don't know if
you ever got like a ticket or how to go
to court for a ticket. Yeah, that should have just
blow your whole day. Be like a court date period
will just blow your whole day. So I'm just like, man,
(07:23):
fuck y'all. I'd rather step up, big, step up in
my teams. You know what I'm saying, the regular teams,
because you fucking regular teams. I fucking regular teams.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Somebody in this room is a fan of the new
Mischief teams that look like inside out Billie Eilish Tims.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You're goddamn right, I said it. Yeah, that's right. I
sound like fucking Harrison Ford and what the what's the
movie provostic?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, provastic movie, but he's like your doctor, your research.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's how I sound right now.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your goddamn right. Goddamn right, damn right.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I love those mischief tis. I don't wear them. I can,
I don't wear them every goddamn.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So Yo should have the Mischief because Mischief I think they're.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Less of like a uh like apparel company and more
of like an idea company.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Because they just be pushing it out this like yo.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
That like if we're just sitting around here smoking weed
and I just said some ship like.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yo, rady yo this yo. What if we made tims?
But like upside damn and then and then our high ass.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Is gonna go.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yo, marrow Bro.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This is why we bring you around, bro, because like
you really got like you got the vision, bro.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like Yo, you know what it is, old oldest, oldest man.
What it is. It's called ide eating. You know what
I'm saying. That's what I been doing.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We should we should get some mics, bro, we should
start Yo. That's yore too smart bro.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yeah, come on, man, the motherfucker's making money out of
doing this podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Get our ship, bro, getting jose Brogan ship. Yo.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
You know what I was thinking, broke water bottles, But
what if we put the water on the outside, Yo,
show this mother fucker.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
See, that's why you're a genius.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's why you get paid.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What I'm saying, bro, inside out water bottles that way,
That way the ship is never empty.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Ye Yo, that's they don't see the vision. Bro.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Listen, you younger than me, but you big brok nah
that ass.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thank you guys for tuning into the Joe.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But somebody ask you, first of all, don't even try
violate like that. First of all because I feel like,
because I feel like when you get in your bag
you start talking crazy and like I feel like we
can't even really we you know what I'm saying. That's
not the type of viow. I wasn't really I wasn't
(10:10):
really all drama when I came into work today. Yeah
really ponted. Hey, hey, potting is not a thing. It's
it's not a verb. Stop trying to make potting a thing.
You are a podcaster in your forties. Fucking be a
man and say podcasting that's what you're doing. That is
(10:33):
your job. You fill out a W four. You are
not in your fucking dad's garage, all right, And you
did not show up here from another planet to try
and take this one over.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Your name.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Your name is Franklin, not for Cheetah. You didn't show
up here in a pod. You're not potting. It's a podcast.
God damn it, Joe Tato, fuck you didn't get They
didn't just unplug you out of a gooey chain her.
Your name is not Neo. You're not in a pod.
This is not the matrix. It's a podcast. Please, God damn.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
This is the right terminology, because yo, fuck, get it
off your chest. King holy oh yeah, you're ready to pad?
Yeah we pad in the date grow up, fuck yo,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yo. When our softball team, please to Joe Budden podcast
football team that she's gonna go up?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Wait wait wait, I'm sorry how many Dominicans they got
on their roster because it's looking like a sweet yo.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yo, you're not ready for Lizzen's sinker.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Bro, Oh my god, Liz is our shortstop. She's not
even gonna yo, She's not even gonna run for the base.
She's just gonna look at you. I did try it,
good dad, swing the bad pussy, say it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Says, I don't know. Go ahead, I love that ship.
Take a leaf for first good. That ship is like
a hot bag to me.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Bro, ain't no real ballers in your family, bitch?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
When Liz hit that pussy, I'd be like, I'd be like, yes,
you know. Now you turn into what's what fucking fuck?
What's the movie where Chris Tucker? Uh? The one non
funny movie he did Presidents?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well, he just noted off was.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
No, no, it was it was uh, it was Why
do Fools Fall in Love?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is that the one? I think you?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
He nods off in the chair and his pupils go white.
He looks like a fucking demon when I was eight
years old? What the what the was that about?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
The provision? Bro?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Please please Liz, you the the the unofficial bastion of
generational trauma, and Bro, can you tell me why do
we do this as a people? Why do we let
our children just wow, crazy ship from dumb early Bro? Like,
(13:07):
what is that about?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Because motherfuckers don't understand the language barrier. Bro, My mom
saw Chucky adult she was, oh, my kids will love this.
This bitch traumatized, That's what I'm saying, yo, Like and
she was like, my brother was iman, why would you
bring this? This is but that's a cartoon.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
You got cartoon.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Everything is when you get thos, Bro, everything's cartoons.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
If you got a Smiley Faces a cartoon, I'm like, no,
this is called American horror show.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, like yeah, this is crazy, but yeah, you know yeah, Man,
I don't care what y'all say.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I'm fucking with the Mischiefs. Listen, listen, but listen, I
can't you know what I'm saying. I have a very
My aesthetic is two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We dealer. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
But you're also like six four, so you could wear
anything right, like you know what I mean? Like, because
they're like that, I'll be sixty nine yeah no, no, no,
what a problem has I gotta duck down?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh then I'd be too tall and handsome and sexy
if I wear these mischief tins, Yo, And it's marrow
My life so hard. It's so tough beings and famous
and sexy.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
You know how hard it would be for me to
take off them big shoes and get into my thirteen
old water.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Funk off from off.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh no, they might have to bend over even further
to feed my cod fish. Don't be out of here
from yo.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But Yo, can you go get me a bottle of
red from the wine cellar? It's gonna take me.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Mad, please Bro, please Yo, Bro, my Chinese food spot
don't deliver. That's where I'm at in life. That is
fucked up. You talk about you're going through right now?
You understand my Chinese spot. I know you, Bro, I
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know you've been around him spots where the Chinese food
straight up does not deliver, because that's how often the
motherfuckers get jumped.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Bro. They're like that. Bro stole our mongols eighteen times.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Bro, Bro I've seen the motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I've seen the last delivery.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Not where I live now, but before Bro, he got jumped,
he got robbed for his bike. The next week, I
saw the motherfucker that robbed him for his bike doing
uber eats on the bike.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Talking about He's just like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Can I pay you to follow this man around? Like
what's what's become of his life? You know?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Because I feel like he's gonna I feel like he's
gonna steal a car next man.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Exciting, won't he do it?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Jesus Christ. Bro, that is insane. And he probably rode
on this ship too, like yo.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
It now belonged to News Funk Kitchen five, Like this
is my ship.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah yeah, this yeah on the.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
This is my ship, yeah exactly, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Damn, Bro, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Now.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Listen, you gotta be built different, bro, to deliver need
wood in the hood. Bro, Like I don't because, like
you said, Bro, I didn't see motherfuckers get clothes line off.
They bike on the concourse like just straight savagery being
I'm just like damn, I'm like damn, I'm these wings.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
But I mean, you know what's worse than that in
d R I remeber, I ordered yea, and the dude
was coming down up, he was.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Coming down the mountain. He got hit by a car
and the food just went flying.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
No, the motherfucker still brought it to me, still brought
it to me.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He got a hit off of so you know, a
little motibile.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, just hurt.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
He brought it to me, and I was just I'm
you know, I'm I'm a sweet person. So I'm like,
it's all right, Poppy, like, just just just give me
my Yet what I opened that ship up?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Bro, this ship is half of it to the side.
You could tell what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, you could tell what happened. Bro.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
The ship slit and the fool went right with him,
and I tipped them. I tipped them extra for the
pain and for you to rob a Chinese man.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Bro. You know how you know how hungry.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You gotta you gotta be You gotta be hungry and
you gotta be evil. Both evil is a dangerous.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Dangerous combination.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
Combine a legity like legit yo were back.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We hope that you uh.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
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buy some finish swim gear. You know, what I'm saying,
because we're back now, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yo, Liz was was.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
About to say something, but then we have to go
to the I don't know if ya heard, bro, but
around my way, around my hood, seventy four different people
living in one basement.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
There was a dude, there's a I'm sorry, there's an owner. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
I think he has like a constructional construction company. He
owned some type of building there. This motherfucker was holding
seventy four people, bro in his basement, all on little
bunk beds. Hey, Yo, three hundred dollars a pop, every
single one of them. And it just got discovered and
they packed them motherfuckers out one by one.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
See that what happens when you buy real estate for
DJ Envy. Bro, I tell you, man, it's been a
long time.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
So this dude was capping out at twenty two, two
hundred dollars a month. Yeah, and you know what this
is gonna this is this is a good segue, bro
to talking about landlords and New York.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You greedy, dirty palm.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Ass bast y'all. I hate you, y'all. You know what
I hate you? I hate dj Envy.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I hate.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
I hate that fucking one episode of The Breakfast Club
with Dame Dash.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I hate entrepreneurs everywhere. Actually, if you have a job,
I hate you. If you have to empowered other people
to quit their jobs and become landlords and become Airbnb
hosts to all charge people who are.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Trying to vacation, Yo, that's one.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Big fuck you, bro. I hope you sit on a
hard finger every day and the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And fuck Major World forever.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That is my trademark.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You know what I'm saying. Sit on the mischief too,
Sideways be.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Terrible landlords, bro.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
The fact that you would, that's evil to me that
you could that put people in a position where you're
taking from them and you know that.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You're abusing them.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Like, come on.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Bro, you're not providing the actual service, Like you just
charge somebody to live somewhere, Like you're not you know
what I mean, And you're not making it like you're
not doing me a solid, bro, you know what I mean.
Like I feel like that's the thing with being a landlord.
It's just like like I got like your damn ya,
I got two thousands and I've read out one of them.
But I'm not renting it out to make bread, Like
(20:08):
I rented it out because what else are you gonna
do with it?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
It's I and it was like yo, I'm like yo,
I see my group of friends whatever, and I'm like, yo,
if you're over here and you got kids that's like
school age or whatever, and they want to play sports
and they want to do this and this and that, bro,
bring them over here, Like I got this spot over here,
just like, cover the cover the bills, bro, Like that's it.
You know what I'm saying, Cover the bills.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And you good? Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
So that's a situation I got going on with my
other grip. But it's just more it's it's not a
laylod situation. It's so yo, you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm trying to look out type of type of situation,
like yo, because a lot of the thing about fucking
owning that home is that a lot of motherfuckers, bro,
not everybody. First of all, you walk into a fucking
spot and try to get a loan for a home.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They're like, bro, what do you do?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Let me see the last eighteen years worth of income
let me make sure that you fucking a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You know what I'm saying, Let me sh out of that.
And it's all this bullshit.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
So it's just like, well listen, now, everybody got fifty bands,
one hundred bands, whatever the fuck to put down on
the house. So fam if you gotta if I could
rent you a house, you know what I'm saying. With
like when everybody got their own space and ship like that,
you gotta yard and ship. It's you know what I mean,
it's young families on the black kids cound go out
there and like mix actually have a upbringing, have a
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childhood and ship, and the school system is better. And
then you go to the field and it's not broken
glass when you hoop in and ship, Like if I could,
if I can make that happen broke, why not, you
know what I'm saying. But the landlords that be like, yo,
I'm gonna take this single family and turn it into
a three.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Family and put my niggas in this basement with no windows.
You a fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah yeah, that's crazy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
And I hope you're crip that you fucking live and
burned down you know what I mean, bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
With the list flavor.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Yo, It's true landlords y'all don't do nothing, bro. You
just a middleman, you know what I mean? Oh you
bought this little plot, bro?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right? Cool? Fuck you? Yeah you know what I'm saying.
D Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's catching I'm catching.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
A Now that ship would get you angry?
Speaker 8 (22:03):
How could it not you that has are exploiting people
in one of the roughest times of their lives. Yeah,
because it's not like they even had rooms, bro, They
literally had.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
It was I haven't seen it, but it was all
of them just like what just like an open base.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It was a big open space. It was just literally open.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
And little beds everywhere, little single beds.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Just hooked it up with the photo.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah. That's disgusting, that's.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Crazy, that's that's that's fucked up.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That's jail.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
You puts on rikers and then you're charging them to
be all that.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
You know that these people are here in ways where
they can't really like, they can't vouch themselves, they can't exactly,
they can't be like this is illegal. I'm gonna go
get a lawyer like you. Those are the kind of
people that they have work in that major world.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And I hate to make this somebody if you are
if you have a major world before at least one
you know.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
But it's about the personality type of somebody who is
always looking for a victim, you know what I mean? Like,
because look at you, Marrow, you own different houses. There's
a difference. Let's say you put Rainy and Rainy. It
was just a vindictive, like terrible person who would try
to manipulate and get the worst. You could give him
the same position, same houses, He's gonna have two completely
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different outcomes. He's trying to put a family that can
probably afford a two bedroom apartment in New York in
Jersey with a big house, more space.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You want to give them that luxury.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Somebody like Rainy, the evil genius of him, would see that.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Family and be like, yeah, I could charge this motherfucker
triple the price. I'm a while on him, actually.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
But what if I put them in my one bedroom
triple the price, Marrow, if you want to save your
darling wife.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But I'm getting hit by.
Speaker 14 (23:58):
This six train like express from from Soundview ein Street
half to forward sixty five bitchcoin to my Robin.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Ship ethereal that's crazy. And of course these deals with
Crypto because he's evil. Yeah yeah yeah. And then and
then you you obviously you save Heather.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
And then I'm frantic on my phone.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Like.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Lord Elon, it seems our plan has failed. SI, what
do I do?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I haven't secured the funds. Please Ship.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
I can't even think of anybody worse than Landlords. The
only person I can the only people that I could
think of that are like in the same like stratosphere
is these motherfuckers that I hope y'all have seen making
deep fakes of people, and like the last one, the
latest one that I saw was Bananas.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I saw it too. First, when was Denzel talking about
dick pills to me, to me.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Specifically, to you, specifically to making me feel away, I'm
just like, yo, I notice is a defake.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
But you're talking to me about my dick game, bro,
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So you're not gonna take these rhino pills. That's what
you're telling me. That's what you're telling me. So you're
not gonna take these rhino pills. I don't even care,
all right, I don't think I should like, all right, Okay,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't even want my dick work.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Fine, Denzel, Like, I don't know why you're so concerned
about my sex, Like, bro.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
And if Denzel takes you tells you to take dick pics,
you're gonna take Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And pills to get on, yo, hold on casting fences
to hold on, hold on read I'll be like, yeah,
who said I got to like you? I ain't got
to like you. I ain't got that like the lights
(26:00):
is on clos on your pack, I got the oku.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Took yo.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
But these defixes out of control.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
The last one I seen had Mark Cuban very literally
being like I turned my baby carried into a big,
girthy cucumber like.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
In the Cuban voice. I'm like, Yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
This is insane?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And are we gonna have laws made against this?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It's crazy?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
And like the first response to that ship was AI
was a huge mistake, and I'm like, yo, yeah for
ship like this me like, it's just like what are
y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Bro? Like, and also, how are you not getting sued
off the face of the earth? Yeah, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I think like the like what Liz where you were
talking about? Like, yo, when are we gonna make laws
about this? Like the internet is the the Internet is
faster than light, yo, Like the internet moves faster than light.
So like in real time, it takes like law makers
and like whatever lobbyists or whatever the fuck they are,
it takes them months, like you you already know, Like, bro,
(27:07):
how long did it take to get all the lawyers
to agree on the deal for fucking victory lighting?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
So, like, imagine that on a political on a political scale.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Like they got no in sensive to move fast by
the way, Yeah, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And then by the time they decide some shiit, some
new stipulation or some new like clause shows up that
straight up didn't exist before. It's so it's like, yeah,
so that shit is crazy.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
We pay mad money in taxes. Yeah, we also deal
with a lot of shit.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Hm.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
So if you're gonna be doing all of this, shouldn't
you be doing your fucking job?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yea? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Asking a question, why does it take so long, you
stupid ass bitches?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Why the fuck does it take so long.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
For you to pass a law? For you to write
some shit up tomorrow. You could ban something, you could
you you got motherfucking national you got a whole fucking
thing of military and MTA.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Right now, you're telling me tomorrow you.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Can't put some shit out to say, yo, if you're
using deep fakes and making false ship, you're going to
chance bitch straight up.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
And like, if you're gonna deep fake it, like make
it more believable, why would like get get Bernie Sanders
to sell me the dig pills. I would believe that,
like I am once again asking for everyone to please
take these dick pills. They'll increase your performance. They'll increase
your growth by eighty percent, and all voters all across
(28:35):
the nation should be taking this very seriously. I'd be like, yeah, Bernie,
that makes sense. You a radio, yo, Bernie, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie,
That's how I get Yeah, Bernie, that's ten bodies, that's
(28:56):
how you get down. You know.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hilarious, make it believable.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Birdie and his Smashka to Obama being like, I'll tell
you what, yeeah, I took a couple of these pills.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Show has never been more happy.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Now I know that these deck pills have been making
their rounds on the internet.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'll tell you something.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I'll tell you something else. These rhills, these rhyano pills.
Now I'll tell you something else. Yo, all right, that's
never mind, never mind, forget it.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
The thoughts and views expressed on icture like, oh my god. Yeah,
Liz brought up a great point about the subway militia
that's going on in our in our in our tunnels, bro.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
And also it's like the National Guard nigga, Like what
the fuck?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Like?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Also like, I feel like n y p D already
got can call the duty loadouts, Like why do y'all
have the actual army motherfuckers with the army suits walking
around like we in the fucking what does a movie?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Was that ship the Siege like that?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
See Yeah, he's yo, He's like, yo, there's a terrorist
among us.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
No, I'm just trying to like, Yo, you know what's
the terrorist of motherfucker jerking off on the train? You
know what I'm saying. Like, by the way, if you
couldn't tell, we're talking about Kathy Hochals, the governor of
New York State, sending the National Guard down to check
your bag at the train.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You know what I'm saying, just the case, I don't
know what, just in case you're hiding a lir.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Taking the tune of Sandwich to work, bitch, what.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
The bag checks for?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
What I'm like, Listen, everything that's happened on the subway
that's been bad, and like the last couple of years
has been from motherfuckers like from Long Island trying to
be cops and ship like you know what I mean, Like,
ain't like you know, we New Yorkers be like, listen, bro,
if you go, you know, don't go in that train
call because there's only one motherfucking that train call.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And the reason why he's by himself is because he
shitted on himself.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
So just leave him alone. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Let him get to a way he gotta go to
clean himself up, is fine. Whatever I've seen the Columbia
kids puking on the train, you know what I mean,
at three in the morning on Spring Street whatever, bru, Like, it's.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Just all par for the course. You don't need this.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
What the fuck you send an these motherfuckers down here
for they don't got other shit to do. You're not
got imperialist fucking should send them to do.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I think it's because they need to justify the defense budget.
You need to if you like, if you take if
you send uh, the if you send the I guess
uh what you call it. If you send the most
extreme sort of like military or paramilitary whatever whatever the
national Guard is. If you send the most intense version
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of the cops basically, which is what the National Guard is.
And by and large I could be wrong about this,
but based on how they look and how they operate,
they're probably the most expensive. Right, So you send the
most expensive version of policing down there to the most
intive city on the planet when and the most densely
populated city on the planet, then when when you write
(32:06):
that ship off on your taxis, you're gonna be like, oh,
by the way, it's it's like a profit and laws statements, right,
It's like okay, yeah, like like it's like like you know,
you know this from like show business ship, like uh,
you know, like you never wanna you you want to
spend exactly what they gave you, because if you go under,
they're gonna give you less next time. You know what
(32:27):
I'm saying, So exactly and if you go over budget,
it won't be no next time. It has to be
exactly what it was. So I'm thinking that's that's what
it was.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Put the call in. He's like, it's very it's too
many migrants.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
He's like, what do you run. I'm at a rista myself.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm being served by a Venezuelan migrant.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
And I got a fine lady with me at this restaurant.
I'm showing him my masonry. I'm building the chairs we
speak because I'm a mason.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
By the way, speaking of masonry, I got this basement
in Queens, right, It's a nice little spot.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm gonna take you over there on my mo pit.
I'm like, you'll get the fun.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I gotta watch a bunch of Eric Adams videos and
then just like get my impression down because because I fit,
because you make him sound like a Sopranos extra.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I don't know why he sounds like that.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
But then I'll watch videos of him and I'm like, oh,
he sounds nothing like that. I'm like, damn bad big
things that make you look goofy.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, you don't got.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
The you don't have the rules to make it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Holy.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, but he's.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
The villain, Bro, he's the villain and all this man
he's the guy calling Colin John McClean like, yeah, I
put bomb in your metro card.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh my god, but I get yo, Yeah, it's it's
it's fucking crazy. I don't. I mean, it's a good thing.
I don't take the train like a fucking peasant.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Listen about Fay'll going home.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
On pop tires. Cool cars, your cool cool cars. You
know I have a super.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yo got the official official vehicle of Lesbian Bowl players?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, lesbian ball players or single fathers and blow and cold?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
You fall into both categories?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, I fall into both.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Fast pitch softball player and he's a stas his dad,
I'll hit dadd and yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
When New York is going to go on strike? Bro?
Speaker 8 (34:37):
When when the New york Is are just gonna be
like you know what, bro, fuck this place, fuck the city,
these mayors.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
When when the next win the championship, they're gonna burnish
it down.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
They're gonna burnish it down.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Can we speed up the motherfucking process?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Okay, lebron this year, let's get it going right now, Yo,
bron kd all of our Steph Curry.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Everybody who's ever been in the Hall of Fame, pull
up play for the next so we can burn this
city to the ground.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
And in the meantime, I'm gonna pull up here because
y'all need to listen to this ad for Scottish Open.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
A Legity Light of Legity Light.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Thank you for tuning into Victory Light episode motherfucking thirty.
If you did not listen to that ad, look out
your window. We are going to beat the out of.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I didn't want to touch on this whole.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Megan thee Stallion thing, she's in Japan right now, having
the time of her fucking life. She was hosting the
Anime Awards, presenting an award for I think it was
Anime of the Year and Beautiful Moment.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
But she is being accused.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
By the anime community of lying for likes of enjoying
this anime joined this cartoon.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Is that what it's called this?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
It is a cartoon, Right's anime?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Also, anime is different than cartoons.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Anime is just Japanese animation. Like that's just like like
literal translation, that's that's just.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Because So then yeah, that community I'm guessing it's a
very strong community. They're accusing Meghan of lying and just
enjoying this just because.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Listen, man, I again listen. We we look his five
dollars in the watch jar Uh. When I was in
high school, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
We just had an off Mike moment about how Rady
dropped his juice box on nine to eleven and I
was standing on my roof smoking the blunt looking at
this shit, like, yo, that's crazy, Like mag Ron would
hear on my nuts and all that.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
But I put a put money in the wash up
because it is Uh. It used to be that like
Anime was like, oh you like Anime?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
But I'm like, bro, that ship has completely turned around,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Thanks the guys like Rainy, you know what I'm saying,
who are comfortable in their own skin and like just
talk about the ship that they like to talk about.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I've done.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
I've worked with people who are not comfortable in their
own skin, and what they do is they try to
be like you instead of being like dumb, and it's.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Just like, bro, just be you. Why is it impossible
for a black or brown person to enjoy this type
of shit.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Because, like Liz said last episode, it's gay to be
what a lot.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Oh it is it is. It's wild gay to be
allot on my fault. Damn bro, I'm gonna go kill myself.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But I think, see this is the ship that gets
me when people say that, like oh, you just like
pandering and you just capping for the internet whatever, Like nah, bro,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
No, no, no, no, I don't want to cut you a brother,
but I have to.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
This motherfucker bought a fucking Oh my god, what is
this shit called with the fucking spinning, fucking battling shit?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Oh baby Blade, bay Blade.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
This motherfucker showed up two set, yeah, and Showtime Networks
with bay Blade ready to rock, Like yo, Nona, I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna go game with my homie after
after after this, like he's not fran he's about.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That, like yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
It was.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
It was an idea for a skit. We could probably
use it now, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
drop the I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Drop the saw.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
But we're gonna we're gonna keep that in the tuck.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
But yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I was really on set at showtime with the with
my whole bay blade arsenal and the launcher with the
fucking with the Supreme bottle over on the bottom, like
come on, you need to you know what I mean.
But but you know, back to the meg thing, and
I just think, like black people, brown people, men, like
we're just like not allowed to like be nerdy or
(38:33):
into like different ship and like, especially if you're a woman, bro,
especially if you're a black woman, like like, and I think, like,
I think that it's like this unwritten rule, this unwritten
social hierarchy where like if you're into this stuff, you
can't be attractive, you can't be like you know what
I mean, And you can't be cool. You have to
be this like closeted fucking uh like otaku in Japan,
(38:56):
and otaku is like a shut in, like somebody who
don't go outside, don't got no friends, and don't date nobody.
You have to be that motherfucker to like any of
this ship. And I think speaking as a man who
is into anime and has been longer than a lot
of you motherfuckers, bro, So don't test my gangster if you.
Speaker 15 (39:11):
Want to say, but like, but every piece of one piece. Absolutely,
I have not seen a single piece of one piece.
I have not seen the one piece. I have not
seen one piece.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I mean, but but yeah, we did master episode, so
we saw the one piece.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh yeah we did, we did, but like but but yeah,
just you know, I think people that are into anime
and stuff, like they see somebody like Meg, super talented,
super beautiful person, super attractive, you know what I mean,
she's she's rich and famous, She's worked her asshole for
everything she has, and it's like it's perfect, right, what's up?
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Voice?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Snow every morning with that, Yeah, I'm gonna get you
ready for the day. Every every day, I'm gonna be
like i'd be like a morning merrow. I hope you
have a great days, Gonna wake up like I feel energized.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's gonna be like something change.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
What's going on? Your big man? Your big man? I
appreciate these voice. Don't you be leaving my husband?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Gang?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
She's gonna call me gang? Yeah, your man?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Who's your man? You had a picture of them?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah yeah yeah. So I mean, you know, just to sorry,
I keep fucking going off, but like, uh, a lot
of anime fans are super miserable and they don't know
what they want. Like they want they want a cool,
cute girl that is hot and unbelievably attractive and super
cute and super friendly and nice to talk to, pretty face,
banging body whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
These these these people.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Mostly men who are into anime, want a virgin that
does anal.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's what they want.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
They want a per specific grease.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
What I mean by that is like they want a person.
They want a freaky virgin.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
They want someone that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
They want you know what I'm saying, Like they like
they they so they they off flowed all that bullshit
and like all that insecurity onto somebody like Meg who
has the money to and this idea that she's faking
it is super stupid to me because who is putting
all of that, all of that money and time and
production behind these shoots that she's doing. That's insane. Like
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her total rokie shoot was crazy. She looked just like
that motherfucker bro. Like these these shoots for these outfits
are not cheap, These sessions are not cheap. And I'm
pretty sure she's paying for all of the ship out
of pocket because she just got out of that deal
with with what's the name with whack.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Right, wasn't it some number?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, So like she just got out
that deal where was where they was fucking her over
from mad Bread. So there's no doubt in my mind
that all the bread for all these shoots coming out
of her pocket. You are not telling me to my
face that this girl is faking that ship, bro.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
And that's the ship and like yo, going off for that.
It's like the Meg situation. It's like all right, bro,
like like not too much on Meg, bro, you know,
leave this girl.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
What are you doing? On the same token shut out
towards Sister.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Buckers where queens Folk got roasted for the same ship.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, he was talking about one piece and they were
like they get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
It was like, what the fuck is you talking about.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
I'm glad that I got that perspective from somebody who
watches anime or has like been in that thing, because I.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Approached the situation as a woman.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
Yeah, and I know what it's like to be in
Meghan shoes of like you as a woman just enjoying
something that is probably out of the norm.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It's a male dominated area.
Speaker 8 (42:57):
You are always bro, always quizzed, like, you can't just
enjoy ship, Like you could just have on a Mets,
a Mets hat or a shirt and motherfuckers be like, now, no,
you could wear it. You're fine. They just gonna noticed
a stylish dude. You know he's from from New York.
I put that ship on, bitch, Since when when you
play baseball is when you watch bass?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
You're not even Dominicans. When was the first.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Report to be you never even on the TV you're talking,
you're wearing a Mets shirt like with women. I'm so
glad you said that because I've seen that dynamic in
middle school. I remember the anime kids were always like
the with the Naruto run, and like, I remember this
dude used to he used to run the walls with
his fingers.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yo, did you go to school with me?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
He used to run the walls with his fingers. I'm like, yo,
some people look at him as a loser. To me, bro,
the coolest thing you could do is be yourself. Like
to me, yo, that is the sexiest shit. When you
are into a fucking a car that transforms whatever the
fuck you into and you're like, yo, this ship is
actually really cool to me and I enjoy it. I'm
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not gonna hide this part of myself because you think
it's corny, because somebody else might think that I'm a loser,
or it's not cool in the cool guys club.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Like bro, that cool guys club. You know what I'm saying,
make your own cool.
Speaker 8 (44:20):
The cool guys club are the people who make fun
of Shanna Sharp, or who make fun of anybody who
enjoys anything. You could have a margarita, be like this
motherfucker drinking out of straw.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
That's why you know, while you're over here with this
sassy ass.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Drink enjoying life, got your toes out.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
As a man, I could never wear the slippers with
the thong on them because it's like you got a
thong in between your toes.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
That's wild. Yo.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
As a man, I could never feel individual granules of
sand between.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I don't give though.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
As a human. The one the sailor that got the
one over the big toe.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah we gotta stop that, Yeah we got no, No,
it's not it's just not practical practically practically.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Have a strong as big toe to hold that bitch
all day.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
But yeah, but like oh and I just want to
clear up. I was not making fun of Shane and
Sharp based on how he looked at all his physical appearance.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
The Fit was guard about.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
You, yo.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, the Fit was got a box. Yeah, it's right, that's.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
That's where I was coming up. Also, like that's that's
like calling him bow legging and all that. That's crazy.
The man had like two hip surgeries or something.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Crazy. He smashed into other grown men for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah, like that's fucking not too much on that, not much,
I say.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
That would be a pause. Yeah, he smashed into like
brother Thiss do play professional?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, Like, can you all relax?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Everything is like, bro, I swear on everything I love
if and when I ever get the chance to go
on one of these platforms, whether it's Joe Budden, whether
it's uh uh a million dollars worth of game, whether
it's whether it's my expert opinion, whether it's Drink Champs, I'm.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Making everything gay. I'm saying everything.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I'm saying everything as gay as fucking possible, and I'm
forcing the pause out of the out of the hosts.
Like if I'm like if I remember on Drink Chaps,
I'm like, oh man, yo, hold on, nor Ree, what
you said is this? Kanyac was, Yeah, this is nice.
It goes down my throat really smooth, like no, it
slides right down. It's like I don't even feel it.
(46:38):
I don't even feel it. My gag Like, yeah, I don't,
I don't even gag. It's fantastic. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
You know.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Usually I get a little teary eyed because my mouth
is so full, but this time it's really not doing much.
He's gonna be like, yeah, now you heard that.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
You heard that. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm
not booking. I'm not heard it. I heard it.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, Yeah, don't let me on none of these shows, Bro,
because I'm I'm burying it up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (47:19):
Ship just be fun to watch. I would I would
love to just see.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Them visibly uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
I wish we could do a game show, Bro where
we had Cameron.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
And Dame dash Lord all of that.
Speaker 8 (47:38):
Man, We'll just have some ship where they cannot say
pauls or they can't say.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
If you do, it's like you get like an electric like.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You press a button and you'll sink into the bron.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Squid's games.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
We need that. Tell Victor to hire we need a team.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
This is just a bill of a guy brushing his teeth. Lep, yeah,
and then just looking at that.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Like, yeah, Parks is like, Joe, don't say it, Joe,
don't say say Joe, don't say it.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
We just saw the Oscar my Wheener mobile on the street.
I know, don't see it. Don't see it.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, Joe gonna be like, yeah, I got me on
this game show thinking I'm gonna lose, and I'm just
not the type to lose.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
I don't know, I don't lose.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
The worst laugh ever Fu sounded like Voltimore. It do
sound like he don't want It's like he don't want
to lie, no want to laugh, but his body not.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
He not allowed to laugh.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, you got say pause after every It's not like
a Niki verse.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yo, is this a thanks I get from making you
just go?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah? Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Put this ship on the same album as Big Hold
Wait a minute, yeah, yo, Oh my god, listen y'all,
it's that I haven't done this ship in a minute.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
And it's that time for the show when we go
to the mail bag video.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Damn, I just wanted to make it rhyme, but the
ain't no video yet, bitch.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
But we got the new studio and individuals will be
coming in very shortly. The mail bag says, damn, uh,
make some noise for men. Goddamn bomby god.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
You know what I'm saying. He's he's he's recovering from
a cl injury.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Usually be reading this, but you know what I'm saying,
which is super super gay of him. A man, and
you don't got two legs, yo, let me ask you something.
Speaker 7 (50:02):
Let me ask you something yo. As a man, you
think it's masculine to tear your a c o while skiing.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
So you tell me.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
You mean to tell me that you injured yourself holding
two sticks in your hands?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
You mean to going down some white ship?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
You mean to tell me you got hurt having fun?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
What come on, yo?
Speaker 1 (50:21):
You enjoy yourself?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Why are you not building the house? Wow?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Pause? Wow? Why are you not? Why you know why
you ain't fishing? Why you ain't gonna fishing? But you ain't? Yo?
You know what I'm saying. Why you not? Why you
why you got one of them big cranes moving shipping containers.
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yeah, you should be in the back grilling, bitch, Come on,
what you need to be doing. I'm sorry, man, I
love your.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Minutes.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Minutes hearing this ship. He got the Arthur fist.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
He don't even flying off a perky right now right.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
He's like, yo, he's a word.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Word.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
He's the crutches baby, but he's putting me back soon.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
So today's mail bag is coming from nobody because there's
no name attached. But the question is love the show
and love the mail bag, love you too, you know
what I'm saying. Here's my question for you guys. Imagine
a world where every job pays the same.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
And has equal social status. What profession would you choose?
And why?
Speaker 7 (51:20):
You know what I'm saying, ladies, First, ladies, because I
feel like I've been. I've been, like you know what
I'm saying, like over talking, being to a man explaining
and man spreading, a.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Man never knows what he.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Damn explaining shorty, damn.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
What would I be if I could be anything? Same pay.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Roll, equal lize of God, I would be.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
I would be a professional swimmer.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Oh ship, okay, like Olympic type ship.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I mean yeah, but I wouldn't use my skills for good.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
I would want to be like a out of this
world swimmer, but I would want.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
To use it for evil.
Speaker 8 (52:11):
I would want to go on ocean, maybe find some
ship I'm not supposed to, maybe a fish.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
You're gonna find a Titanic and just smacking that white person.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Great grandma name.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, just disrupt the ocean on some ship.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, shicken coral reef and ship. Oh my god, throw
throw throw a fucking a sham pain flu not coral.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
What you get when you put me on the spot.
That's gonna be a flying fish sucker.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
A flying fisher.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
God.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Well, I mean if every job, like if every job
paid the same, I would just like pick whatever the
easiest job is and just like do that so that
I could like clock out, fuck off and go raise
my kids. That's it, you know, that's got like like
hold on, Like, what's an easy ass job? Bro? Like
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some like mundane ship.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I mean it's pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
This potting.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
A professional potter, you know, I'm you know, I'm a
professional potter. Jesus Christ. Sounds like a fucking crime, you
know what. Professional just sound like a federal offense, bro.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Patrick says your rest in peace. You know what I'm saying.
He was a professional potter in the movie.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, no I think but no, but like I guess,
like for real, like if everything paid the same, that's
a good ask question.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Damnit.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
I hate I hate that that person's like anymous because
like we'd love to credit you.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, I gotta find your name and shut you out. Yeah,
I'm not gonna remember it, but now I.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Think I would. I would just like like if I
if I got paid to do music, I would.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Just keep doing music, you know, because that's something.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
That's something that I actually do, or like acting or something.
It's mass ship I would like actually choose to do
if it all like fucking paid the same amount.
Speaker 7 (54:03):
Of bread, damn yelling see and like listen, even if
flying fish fucker is better than what I was thinking
because my ship. It's just like I seen this guy
and I was like, damn, if he's making money doing
this and it applies to this question, you know what
the fuck I'm doing. Man, I'm gonna be the new
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and improved official Finish ninety three. When you have the equipment,
you're just put it in the sloop.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Blom Bum official fins people thought people thought we made
him up. He's real, guys, Yo. I'm waiting for the
day that like the Victory Light or the Bodega Boy
sub reddit where they go where they make that like
photoshop of like like oh, therapist, Official Finch ninety three
(54:53):
isn't real.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
He can't hurt you.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Official Finish ninety three splog I'm blind. Yeah yeah, yeah,
like yeah, yeah yeah through like the mail spot in
the door. Yeah that's right, motherfucker. So yeah, if every
job paid the same, I'll be fucking fake butts.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
You know what I'm saying. Can't your bye? You know
what I'm saying this. Let's brother, the motherfucker brother, the
rain and the mother there yeah you know yeah, baby
sn insane. Yeah, Vic is at home with his baby
like you should be, and Men is on the men.
You know what I'm saying. But we'll be back with
another banger. Stay right there, don't move until we released
(55:31):
the next episode.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
M Legity like
Yo, this is crazy li Yo. It's like it's like, Bro,
we've been here for forty minutes, forty minutes we only
got for two hours. Man, this is like a real
dal studio.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
His little tip fucking faced ass, you really don't?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I bet you sink again? His boss tatter right now?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know it. I could smell it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The What the fuck Broy building a basement for senategalize?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
What the fuck is going on that ship? Oh ship?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What what?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm so sorry I drove here. Traffic is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
What the fuck you got on your fat yo?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What the hey?
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Bro Yo listen man, y'all not fucking with the mischief teams?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
Bro, you look like you're about to do mischief in
them ships. Bro, you're about to stop somebody to death
you drove those bro.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Y'all already know I'm a fashion killer. Bro. Y'all already
know I got this fascion ship on lot bro. Y'all
see the fits, y'all see the ships. Bro. See this
is y'all problem. Bro, This is y'all problem. Y'all Stay
hating on me because you can't get like me for real? Bro?
See who else could wear these ships. I know, merrow
Ball doofy ass can't wear these ships. I know, Liz,
I know you ain't got the chops for these ships.
(01:09):
I have to bring the energy you feel me. I
gotta do it for the people, for the culture.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Wow, this is crazy, bro. You really came through an
upside down by the allege tis. Bro, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Really, and I'm not feeling your energy neither.
Speaker 8 (01:21):
Honestly, Hey, you know what, I would much prefer you
to take one of those fucking tims and stop me
the funk out so I don't gotta look at you
no more.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know it's crazy, no matter of fact. Before we
start this ship, let's just fuck him up one good
time called Renais Center.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Either legity Like, yeah, we back, bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Episode thirty Victory Light. When I was turned thirty, I
thought being thirty was washed. But now that I'm forty,
I'm like, definitely not. You know what I'm saying, using
your prime at.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thirty and we in our fucking prime. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Because I see the comments, reading the comments, Everybody's like, yo, y'all,
hit y'all groove.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Y'all found y'all groove.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
We've been grooving. You know what I'm saying. We was
gonna say we've been groovy. Yeah, we groovy. We hit
in the building. Liz bilitis a motherfucker building, right New
y motherfucker building, and Son insane. You know what I'm saying,
you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I can't even I can't even.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
I can't even latch onto that bro because I sound
like a fucking dude.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I mean, you did, you did? Just say like, y'all
feel like lady look at her prime.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know I'm saying like I feel like I'm supposed
to be in a round three.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
From them, Yeah, yeah, for the audience, for the listeners
that don't know at home every time we do them,
Hassan and saying, Hassan is monitoring our audio, so he
just hears two grown ass friends soultry doing sultry voices
in his ears. He's trying his best to keep this
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shit going.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, I would be remiss if I left this
part out. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Shout out to Paul shot to everybody at DO six eight.
You know what I'm saying, it was a beautiful time
over there. We had shot that everybody that ever came
through it and made something.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It was a It was a special moment in history.
You know what I'm saying. It was like fucking like
the ninety six Yankees. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Yeah, I'm so in tune with sports, like you know
what I mean, Like, that's that's my comp Yeah, but noo,
shout everybody over there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
But we hear now shot the Loungehooters, how the Walters
hot the rigs walking this up?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Blue, You know what I'm saying, the whole gang Blue
just want to lie in Grammy. You know what I'm saying.
Shot out there?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hell, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Which, by the way, is way more lit than like
the white people Grammys. You know what I'm saying, Like,
like way more lit. They gotta open bar.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Of course we would have come on.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You know, you know what time it is, you know
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
They close down, they close their doors. But if you
want to get over.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
There and get a piece of history, they having like
a garage step, So go over there, three six a broway,
buy you something overpay, go get jumped, Oh, go get
you know what I'm saying. We be right there, We're
being right in front, waiting for you to walk out
with your five hundred dollars in PC.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And beat the ship out of you. Yo.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
But speaking of beating the ship out of motherfuckers, man
and just moving fast and reckless, I've speeded a lot
in my life, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
And I've gotten a couple of tickets. I've paid all
my tickets.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Apparently a lot of you motherfuckers out here do not
pay your tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know what I'm saying. I'm not looking at I'm
not accusing any of y'all. You know, I'm just saying.
I'm saying tickets.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, lives on an easy e today. Shad's like they're
looking in my.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Eyes, you peasant.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
They all verbally abusing me for four weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I had a knife to my back. Right.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's true, that's true. He's whispering bodies.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Bodies, yo.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
But yo, So apparently New York City's trying to get
back over a billion dollars. That's a wrong number. It's
probably a low estimate over a billion dollars worth of
unpaid tickets. And I'm just like, man, fuck that. Fuck
y'all because every time I got to speeding ticket, I
either had to go to court or do something like
some type of court ship. So I get why people
are not paying them. And the last time I got
(05:38):
court speeding, I wasn't even in New York. I was
in New Jersey and I just had Gutten on TV.
So I was feeling myself, you know, when jay Z
was just like I'm not black, I'm old Jay, Like,
I was feeling like that I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Black, I'm metal, and that cop was like this is
a registration. I was just like, ah ship, I was
like fuck.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
So then I'm just like yeah whatever, like just talking
like man like reckless, like yo, yeah a right whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yo. I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
You're gonna shoot me if I trying to get my ship,
like talking crazy like as to this cow. And I
can tell, like you know what I mean, like I'm
on some ACA B shit, but like this dude, I
can tell like he was just like first of all,
he wasn't white, you know what I'm saying. So he
called me niggas as a compatriot.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He's like, damn nigga. He was doing like a buck
forty nigga, Like, yeah, the fuck you doing out here?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Like your kids is in the car's looking out.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yeah, yo, you wilding bro. They about to give you.
He gave me like a fucking He's like, I gotta
give you a ticket. Bro us do like a buck
forty swerving in the Adelanes. I'm like, all right, bro, whatever,
they just give me a ticket. Gives me a ticket
fucking longer into I was longer.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Than a CBS receiving and I was like I and
I seen him about to pull off.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
I crumble that ship up and I was like, do
that ship out the window so he can see it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And I was like, all right, bro, this is where
I die. You're like, fucking I'm standing on it.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I'm still business up the window and at this one, bro,
I'm just like, fucking bro, I'd rather walk, you know
what I'm saying, Like like because ticket, listen, a ticket
is a major inconvenience, bro, Like, I don't know if
you ever got like a ticket or how to go
to court for a ticket. Yeah, that should have just
blow your whole day. Be like a court date period
will just blow your whole day. So I'm just like, man,
(07:23):
fuck y'all. I'd rather step up, big, step up in
my teams. You know what I'm saying, the regular teams,
because you fucking regular teams. I fucking regular teams.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Somebody in this room is a fan of the new
Mischief teams that look like inside out Billie Eilish Tims.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You're goddamn right, I said it. Yeah, that's right. I
sound like fucking Harrison Ford and what the what's the
movie provostic?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, provastic movie, but he's like your doctor, your research.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's how I sound right now.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your goddamn right. Goddamn right, damn right.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I love those mischief tis. I don't wear them. I can,
I don't wear them every goddamn.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So Yo should have the Mischief because Mischief I think they're.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Less of like a uh like apparel company and more
of like an idea company.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Because they just be pushing it out this like yo.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
That like if we're just sitting around here smoking weed
and I just said some ship like.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yo, rady yo this yo. What if we made tims?
But like upside damn and then and then our high ass.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Is gonna go.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yo, marrow Bro.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This is why we bring you around, bro, because like
you really got like you got the vision, bro.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like Yo, you know what it is, old oldest, oldest man.
What it is. It's called ide eating. You know what
I'm saying. That's what I been doing.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We should we should get some mics, bro, we should
start Yo. That's yore too smart bro.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Yeah, come on, man, the motherfucker's making money out of
doing this podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Get our ship, bro, getting jose Brogan ship. Yo.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
You know what I was thinking, broke water bottles, But
what if we put the water on the outside, Yo,
show this mother fucker.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
See, that's why you're a genius.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's why you get paid.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
What I'm saying, bro, inside out water bottles that way,
That way the ship is never empty.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Ye Yo, that's they don't see the vision. Bro.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Listen, you younger than me, but you big brok nah
that ass.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thank you guys for tuning into the Joe.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But somebody ask you, first of all, don't even try
violate like that. First of all because I feel like,
because I feel like when you get in your bag
you start talking crazy and like I feel like we
can't even really we you know what I'm saying. That's
not the type of viow. I wasn't really I wasn't
(10:10):
really all drama when I came into work today. Yeah
really ponted. Hey, hey, potting is not a thing. It's
it's not a verb. Stop trying to make potting a thing.
You are a podcaster in your forties. Fucking be a
man and say podcasting that's what you're doing. That is
(10:33):
your job. You fill out a W four. You are
not in your fucking dad's garage, all right, And you
did not show up here from another planet to try
and take this one over.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Your name.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Your name is Franklin, not for Cheetah. You didn't show
up here in a pod. You're not potting. It's a podcast.
God damn it, Joe Tato, fuck you didn't get They
didn't just unplug you out of a gooey chain her.
Your name is not Neo. You're not in a pod.
This is not the matrix. It's a podcast. Please, God damn.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
This is the right terminology, because yo, fuck, get it
off your chest. King holy oh yeah, you're ready to pad?
Yeah we pad in the date grow up, fuck yo,
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yo. When our softball team, please to Joe Budden podcast
football team that she's gonna go up?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Wait wait wait, I'm sorry how many Dominicans they got
on their roster because it's looking like a sweet yo.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yo, you're not ready for Lizzen's sinker.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Bro, Oh my god, Liz is our shortstop. She's not
even gonna yo, She's not even gonna run for the base.
She's just gonna look at you. I did try it,
good dad, swing the bad pussy, say it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Says, I don't know. Go ahead, I love that ship.
Take a leaf for first good. That ship is like
a hot bag to me.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Bro, ain't no real ballers in your family, bitch?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
When Liz hit that pussy, I'd be like, I'd be like, yes,
you know. Now you turn into what's what fucking fuck?
What's the movie where Chris Tucker? Uh? The one non
funny movie he did Presidents?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well, he just noted off was.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
No, no, it was it was uh, it was Why
do Fools Fall in Love?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Is that the one? I think you?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
He nods off in the chair and his pupils go white.
He looks like a fucking demon when I was eight
years old? What the what the was that about?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
The provision? Bro?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Please please Liz, you the the the unofficial bastion of
generational trauma, and Bro, can you tell me why do
we do this as a people? Why do we let
our children just wow, crazy ship from dumb early Bro? Like,
(13:07):
what is that about?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Because motherfuckers don't understand the language barrier. Bro, My mom
saw Chucky adult she was, oh, my kids will love this.
This bitch traumatized, That's what I'm saying, yo, Like and
she was like, my brother was iman, why would you
bring this? This is but that's a cartoon.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
You got cartoon.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Everything is when you get thos, Bro, everything's cartoons.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
If you got a Smiley Faces a cartoon, I'm like, no,
this is called American horror show.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, like yeah, this is crazy, but yeah, you know yeah, Man,
I don't care what y'all say.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I'm fucking with the Mischiefs. Listen, listen, but listen, I
can't you know what I'm saying. I have a very
My aesthetic is two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We dealer. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
But you're also like six four, so you could wear
anything right, like you know what I mean? Like, because
they're like that, I'll be sixty nine yeah no, no, no,
what a problem has I gotta duck down?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh then I'd be too tall and handsome and sexy
if I wear these mischief tins, Yo, And it's marrow
My life so hard. It's so tough beings and famous
and sexy.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
You know how hard it would be for me to
take off them big shoes and get into my thirteen
old water.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Funk off from off.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh no, they might have to bend over even further
to feed my cod fish. Don't be out of here
from yo.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But Yo, can you go get me a bottle of
red from the wine cellar? It's gonna take me.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Mad, please Bro, please Yo, Bro, my Chinese food spot
don't deliver. That's where I'm at in life. That is
fucked up. You talk about you're going through right now?
You understand my Chinese spot. I know you, Bro, I
(15:04):
know you've been around him spots where the Chinese food
straight up does not deliver, because that's how often the
motherfuckers get jumped.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Bro. They're like that. Bro stole our mongols eighteen times.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Bro, Bro I've seen the motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I've seen the last delivery.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Not where I live now, but before Bro, he got jumped,
he got robbed for his bike. The next week, I
saw the motherfucker that robbed him for his bike doing
uber eats on the bike.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Talking about He's just like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Can I pay you to follow this man around? Like
what's what's become of his life? You know?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Because I feel like he's gonna I feel like he's
gonna steal a car next man.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Exciting, won't he do it?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Jesus Christ. Bro, that is insane. And he probably rode
on this ship too, like yo.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
It now belonged to News Funk Kitchen five, Like this
is my ship.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah yeah, this yeah on the.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
This is my ship, yeah exactly, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Damn, Bro, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Now.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Listen, you gotta be built different, bro, to deliver need
wood in the hood. Bro, Like I don't because, like
you said, Bro, I didn't see motherfuckers get clothes line off.
They bike on the concourse like just straight savagery being
I'm just like damn, I'm like damn, I'm these wings.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
But I mean, you know what's worse than that in
d R I remeber, I ordered yea, and the dude
was coming down up, he was.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Coming down the mountain. He got hit by a car
and the food just went flying.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
No, the motherfucker still brought it to me, still brought
it to me.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He got a hit off of so you know, a
little motibile.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, just hurt.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
He brought it to me, and I was just I'm
you know, I'm I'm a sweet person. So I'm like,
it's all right, Poppy, like, just just just give me
my Yet what I opened that ship up?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Bro, this ship is half of it to the side.
You could tell what happened.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, you could tell what happened. Bro.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
The ship slit and the fool went right with him,
and I tipped them. I tipped them extra for the
pain and for you to rob a Chinese man.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Bro. You know how you know how hungry.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You gotta you gotta be You gotta be hungry and
you gotta be evil. Both evil is a dangerous.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Dangerous combination.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
Combine a legity like legit yo were back.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We hope that you uh.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
Listen to these ads, you know what I'm saying, and
buy some finish swim gear. You know, what I'm saying,
because we're back now, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yo, Liz was was.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
About to say something, but then we have to go
to the I don't know if ya heard, bro, but
around my way, around my hood, seventy four different people
living in one basement.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
There was a dude, there's a I'm sorry, there's an owner. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
I think he has like a constructional construction company. He
owned some type of building there. This motherfucker was holding
seventy four people, bro in his basement, all on little
bunk beds. Hey, Yo, three hundred dollars a pop, every
single one of them. And it just got discovered and
they packed them motherfuckers out one by one.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
See that what happens when you buy real estate for
DJ Envy. Bro, I tell you, man, it's been a
long time.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
So this dude was capping out at twenty two, two
hundred dollars a month. Yeah, and you know what this
is gonna this is this is a good segue, bro
to talking about landlords and New York.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You greedy, dirty palm.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Ass bast y'all. I hate you, y'all. You know what
I hate you? I hate dj Envy.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I hate.
Speaker 8 (19:01):
I hate that fucking one episode of The Breakfast Club
with Dame Dash.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I hate entrepreneurs everywhere. Actually, if you have a job,
I hate you. If you have to empowered other people
to quit their jobs and become landlords and become Airbnb
hosts to all charge people who are.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Trying to vacation, Yo, that's one.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Big fuck you, bro. I hope you sit on a
hard finger every day and the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And fuck Major World forever.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That is my trademark.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You know what I'm saying. Sit on the mischief too,
Sideways be.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Terrible landlords, bro.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
The fact that you would, that's evil to me that
you could that put people in a position where you're
taking from them and you know that.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You're abusing them.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Like, come on.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Bro, you're not providing the actual service, Like you just
charge somebody to live somewhere, Like you're not you know
what I mean, And you're not making it like you're
not doing me a solid, bro, you know what I mean.
Like I feel like that's the thing with being a landlord.
It's just like like I got like your damn ya,
I got two thousands and I've read out one of them.
But I'm not renting it out to make bread, Like
(20:08):
I rented it out because what else are you gonna
do with it?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
It's I and it was like yo, I'm like yo,
I see my group of friends whatever, and I'm like, yo,
if you're over here and you got kids that's like
school age or whatever, and they want to play sports
and they want to do this and this and that, bro,
bring them over here, Like I got this spot over here,
just like, cover the cover the bills, bro, Like that's it.
You know what I'm saying, Cover the bills.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And you good? Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
So that's a situation I got going on with my
other grip. But it's just more it's it's not a
laylod situation. It's so yo, you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm trying to look out type of type of situation,
like yo, because a lot of the thing about fucking
owning that home is that a lot of motherfuckers, bro,
not everybody. First of all, you walk into a fucking
spot and try to get a loan for a home.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They're like, bro, what do you do?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Let me see the last eighteen years worth of income
let me make sure that you fucking a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You know what I'm saying, Let me sh out of that.
And it's all this bullshit.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
So it's just like, well listen, now, everybody got fifty bands,
one hundred bands, whatever the fuck to put down on
the house. So fam if you gotta if I could
rent you a house, you know what I'm saying. With
like when everybody got their own space and ship like that,
you gotta yard and ship. It's you know what I mean,
it's young families on the black kids cound go out
there and like mix actually have a upbringing, have a
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childhood and ship, and the school system is better. And
then you go to the field and it's not broken
glass when you hoop in and ship, Like if I could,
if I can make that happen broke, why not, you
know what I'm saying. But the landlords that be like, yo,
I'm gonna take this single family and turn it into
a three.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Family and put my niggas in this basement with no windows.
You a fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah yeah, that's crazy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
And I hope you're crip that you fucking live and
burned down you know what I mean, bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
With the list flavor.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Yo, It's true landlords y'all don't do nothing, bro. You
just a middleman, you know what I mean? Oh you
bought this little plot, bro?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
All right? Cool? Fuck you? Yeah you know what I'm saying.
D Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's catching I'm catching.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
A Now that ship would get you angry?
Speaker 8 (22:03):
How could it not you that has are exploiting people
in one of the roughest times of their lives. Yeah,
because it's not like they even had rooms, bro, They
literally had.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
It was I haven't seen it, but it was all
of them just like what just like an open base.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It was a big open space. It was just literally open.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
And little beds everywhere, little single beds.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Just hooked it up with the photo.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah. That's disgusting, that's.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Crazy, that's that's that's fucked up.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That's jail.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
You puts on rikers and then you're charging them to
be all that.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
You know that these people are here in ways where
they can't really like, they can't vouch themselves, they can't exactly,
they can't be like this is illegal. I'm gonna go
get a lawyer like you. Those are the kind of
people that they have work in that major world.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And I hate to make this somebody if you are
if you have a major world before at least one
you know.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
But it's about the personality type of somebody who is
always looking for a victim, you know what I mean? Like,
because look at you, Marrow, you own different houses. There's
a difference. Let's say you put Rainy and Rainy. It
was just a vindictive, like terrible person who would try
to manipulate and get the worst. You could give him
the same position, same houses, He's gonna have two completely
(23:20):
different outcomes. He's trying to put a family that can
probably afford a two bedroom apartment in New York in
Jersey with a big house, more space.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You want to give them that luxury.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Somebody like Rainy, the evil genius of him, would see that.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Family and be like, yeah, I could charge this motherfucker
triple the price. I'm a while on him, actually.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
But what if I put them in my one bedroom
triple the price, Marrow, if you want to save your
darling wife.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But I'm getting hit by.
Speaker 14 (23:58):
This six train like express from from Soundview ein Street
half to forward sixty five bitchcoin to my Robin.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Ship ethereal that's crazy. And of course these deals with
Crypto because he's evil. Yeah yeah yeah. And then and
then you you obviously you save Heather.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
And then I'm frantic on my phone.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Like.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Lord Elon, it seems our plan has failed. SI, what
do I do?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I haven't secured the funds. Please Ship.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
I can't even think of anybody worse than Landlords. The
only person I can the only people that I could
think of that are like in the same like stratosphere
is these motherfuckers that I hope y'all have seen making
deep fakes of people, and like the last one, the
latest one that I saw was Bananas.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I saw it too. First, when was Denzel talking about
dick pills to me, to me.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Specifically, to you, specifically to making me feel away, I'm
just like, yo, I notice is a defake.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
But you're talking to me about my dick game, bro,
Like that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
So you're not gonna take these rhino pills. That's what
you're telling me. That's what you're telling me. So you're
not gonna take these rhino pills. I don't even care,
all right, I don't think I should like, all right, Okay,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't even want my dick work.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Fine, Denzel, Like, I don't know why you're so concerned
about my sex, Like, bro.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
And if Denzel takes you tells you to take dick pics,
you're gonna take Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And pills to get on, yo, hold on casting fences
to hold on, hold on read I'll be like, yeah,
who said I got to like you? I ain't got
to like you. I ain't got that like the lights
(26:00):
is on clos on your pack, I got the oku.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Took yo.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
But these defixes out of control.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
The last one I seen had Mark Cuban very literally
being like I turned my baby carried into a big,
girthy cucumber like.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
In the Cuban voice. I'm like, Yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
This is insane?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And are we gonna have laws made against this?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It's crazy?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
And like the first response to that ship was AI
was a huge mistake, and I'm like, yo, yeah for
ship like this me like, it's just like what are
y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Bro? Like, and also, how are you not getting sued
off the face of the earth? Yeah, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I think like the like what Liz where you were
talking about? Like, yo, when are we gonna make laws
about this? Like the internet is the the Internet is
faster than light, yo, Like the internet moves faster than light.
So like in real time, it takes like law makers
and like whatever lobbyists or whatever the fuck they are,
it takes them months, like you you already know, Like, bro,
(27:07):
how long did it take to get all the lawyers
to agree on the deal for fucking victory lighting?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
So, like, imagine that on a political on a political scale.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Like they got no in sensive to move fast by
the way, Yeah, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And then by the time they decide some shiit, some
new stipulation or some new like clause shows up that
straight up didn't exist before. It's so it's like, yeah,
so that shit is crazy.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
We pay mad money in taxes. Yeah, we also deal
with a lot of shit.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Hm.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
So if you're gonna be doing all of this, shouldn't
you be doing your fucking job?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yea? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Asking a question, why does it take so long, you
stupid ass bitches?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Why the fuck does it take so long.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
For you to pass a law? For you to write
some shit up tomorrow. You could ban something, you could
you you got motherfucking national you got a whole fucking
thing of military and MTA.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Right now, you're telling me tomorrow you.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Can't put some shit out to say, yo, if you're
using deep fakes and making false ship, you're going to
chance bitch straight up.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
And like, if you're gonna deep fake it, like make
it more believable, why would like get get Bernie Sanders
to sell me the dig pills. I would believe that,
like I am once again asking for everyone to please
take these dick pills. They'll increase your performance. They'll increase
your growth by eighty percent, and all voters all across
(28:35):
the nation should be taking this very seriously. I'd be like, yeah, Bernie,
that makes sense. You a radio, yo, Bernie, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie,
That's how I get Yeah, Bernie, that's ten bodies, that's
(28:56):
how you get down. You know.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hilarious, make it believable.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Birdie and his Smashka to Obama being like, I'll tell
you what, yeeah, I took a couple of these pills.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Show has never been more happy.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Now I know that these deck pills have been making
their rounds on the internet.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'll tell you something.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I'll tell you something else. These rhills, these rhyano pills.
Now I'll tell you something else. Yo, all right, that's
never mind, never mind, forget it.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
The thoughts and views expressed on icture like, oh my god. Yeah,
Liz brought up a great point about the subway militia
that's going on in our in our in our tunnels, bro.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
And also it's like the National Guard nigga, Like what
the fuck?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Like?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Also like, I feel like n y p D already
got can call the duty loadouts, Like why do y'all
have the actual army motherfuckers with the army suits walking
around like we in the fucking what does a movie?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Was that ship the Siege like that?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
See Yeah, he's yo, He's like, yo, there's a terrorist
among us.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
No, I'm just trying to like, Yo, you know what's
the terrorist of motherfucker jerking off on the train? You
know what I'm saying. Like, by the way, if you
couldn't tell, we're talking about Kathy Hochals, the governor of
New York State, sending the National Guard down to check
your bag at the train.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You know what I'm saying, just the case, I don't
know what, just in case you're hiding a lir.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Taking the tune of Sandwich to work, bitch, what.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
The bag checks for?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
What I'm like, Listen, everything that's happened on the subway
that's been bad, and like the last couple of years
has been from motherfuckers like from Long Island trying to
be cops and ship like you know what I mean, Like,
ain't like you know, we New Yorkers be like, listen, bro,
if you go, you know, don't go in that train
call because there's only one motherfucking that train call.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And the reason why he's by himself is because he
shitted on himself.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
So just leave him alone. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Let him get to a way he gotta go to
clean himself up, is fine. Whatever I've seen the Columbia
kids puking on the train, you know what I mean,
at three in the morning on Spring Street whatever, bru, Like, it's.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Just all par for the course. You don't need this.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
What the fuck you send an these motherfuckers down here
for they don't got other shit to do. You're not
got imperialist fucking should send them to do.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I think it's because they need to justify the defense budget.
You need to if you like, if you take if
you send uh, the if you send the I guess
uh what you call it. If you send the most
extreme sort of like military or paramilitary whatever whatever the
national Guard is. If you send the most intense version
(31:44):
of the cops basically, which is what the National Guard is.
And by and large I could be wrong about this,
but based on how they look and how they operate,
they're probably the most expensive. Right, So you send the
most expensive version of policing down there to the most
intive city on the planet when and the most densely
populated city on the planet, then when when you write
(32:06):
that ship off on your taxis, you're gonna be like, oh,
by the way, it's it's like a profit and laws statements, right,
It's like okay, yeah, like like it's like like you know,
you know this from like show business ship, like uh,
you know, like you never wanna you you want to
spend exactly what they gave you, because if you go under,
they're gonna give you less next time. You know what
(32:27):
I'm saying, So exactly and if you go over budget,
it won't be no next time. It has to be
exactly what it was. So I'm thinking that's that's what
it was.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Put the call in. He's like, it's very it's too
many migrants.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
He's like, what do you run. I'm at a rista myself.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I'm being served by a Venezuelan migrant.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
And I got a fine lady with me at this restaurant.
I'm showing him my masonry. I'm building the chairs we
speak because I'm a mason.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
By the way, speaking of masonry, I got this basement
in Queens, right, It's a nice little spot.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm gonna take you over there on my mo pit.
I'm like, you'll get the fun.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I gotta watch a bunch of Eric Adams videos and
then just like get my impression down because because I fit,
because you make him sound like a Sopranos extra.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I don't know why he sounds like that.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
But then I'll watch videos of him and I'm like, oh,
he sounds nothing like that. I'm like, damn bad big
things that make you look goofy.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, you don't got.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
The you don't have the rules to make it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Holy.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, but he's.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
The villain, Bro, he's the villain and all this man
he's the guy calling Colin John McClean like, yeah, I
put bomb in your metro card.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh my god, but I get yo, Yeah, it's it's
it's fucking crazy. I don't. I mean, it's a good thing.
I don't take the train like a fucking peasant.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Listen about Fay'll going home.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
On pop tires. Cool cars, your cool cool cars. You
know I have a super.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yo got the official official vehicle of Lesbian Bowl players?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, lesbian ball players or single fathers and blow and cold?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
You fall into both categories?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, I fall into both.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Fast pitch softball player and he's a stas his dad,
I'll hit dadd and yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
When New York is going to go on strike? Bro?
Speaker 8 (34:37):
When when the New york Is are just gonna be
like you know what, bro, fuck this place, fuck the city,
these mayors.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
When when the next win the championship, they're gonna burnish
it down.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
They're gonna burnish it down.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Can we speed up the motherfucking process?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Okay, lebron this year, let's get it going right now, Yo,
bron kd all of our Steph Curry.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Everybody who's ever been in the Hall of Fame, pull
up play for the next so we can burn this
city to the ground.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
And in the meantime, I'm gonna pull up here because
y'all need to listen to this ad for Scottish Open.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
A Legity Light of Legity Light.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Thank you for tuning into Victory Light episode motherfucking thirty.
If you did not listen to that ad, look out
your window. We are going to beat the out of.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I didn't want to touch on this whole.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Megan thee Stallion thing, she's in Japan right now, having
the time of her fucking life. She was hosting the
Anime Awards, presenting an award for I think it was
Anime of the Year and Beautiful Moment.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
But she is being accused.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
By the anime community of lying for likes of enjoying
this anime joined this cartoon.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Is that what it's called this?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
It is a cartoon, Right's anime?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Also, anime is different than cartoons.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Anime is just Japanese animation. Like that's just like like
literal translation, that's that's just.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Because So then yeah, that community I'm guessing it's a
very strong community. They're accusing Meghan of lying and just
enjoying this just because.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Listen, man, I again listen. We we look his five
dollars in the watch jar Uh. When I was in
high school, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
We just had an off Mike moment about how Rady
dropped his juice box on nine to eleven and I
was standing on my roof smoking the blunt looking at
this shit, like, yo, that's crazy, Like mag Ron would
hear on my nuts and all that.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
But I put a put money in the wash up
because it is Uh. It used to be that like
Anime was like, oh you like Anime?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Eh?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
But I'm like, bro, that ship has completely turned around,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Thanks the guys like Rainy, you know what I'm saying,
who are comfortable in their own skin and like just
talk about the ship that they like to talk about.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I've done.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
I've worked with people who are not comfortable in their
own skin, and what they do is they try to
be like you instead of being like dumb, and it's.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Just like, bro, just be you. Why is it impossible
for a black or brown person to enjoy this type
of shit.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Because, like Liz said last episode, it's gay to be
what a lot.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Oh it is it is. It's wild gay to be
allot on my fault. Damn bro, I'm gonna go kill myself.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But I think, see this is the ship that gets
me when people say that, like oh, you just like
pandering and you just capping for the internet whatever, Like nah, bro,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
No, no, no, no, I don't want to cut you a brother,
but I have to.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
This motherfucker bought a fucking Oh my god, what is
this shit called with the fucking spinning, fucking battling shit?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Oh baby Blade, bay Blade.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
This motherfucker showed up two set, yeah, and Showtime Networks
with bay Blade ready to rock, Like yo, Nona, I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna go game with my homie after
after after this, like he's not fran he's about.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That, like yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
It was.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
It was an idea for a skit. We could probably
use it now, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
drop the I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Drop the saw.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
But we're gonna we're gonna keep that in the tuck.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
But yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I was really on set at showtime with the with
my whole bay blade arsenal and the launcher with the
fucking with the Supreme bottle over on the bottom, like
come on, you need to you know what I mean.
But but you know, back to the meg thing, and
I just think, like black people, brown people, men, like
we're just like not allowed to like be nerdy or
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into like different ship and like, especially if you're a woman, bro,
especially if you're a black woman, like like, and I think, like,
I think that it's like this unwritten rule, this unwritten
social hierarchy where like if you're into this stuff, you
can't be attractive, you can't be like you know what
I mean, And you can't be cool. You have to
be this like closeted fucking uh like otaku in Japan,
(38:56):
and otaku is like a shut in, like somebody who
don't go outside, don't got no friends, and don't date nobody.
You have to be that motherfucker to like any of
this ship. And I think speaking as a man who
is into anime and has been longer than a lot
of you motherfuckers, bro, So don't test my gangster if you.
Speaker 15 (39:11):
Want to say, but like, but every piece of one piece. Absolutely,
I have not seen a single piece of one piece.
I have not seen the one piece. I have not
seen one piece.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I mean, but but yeah, we did master episode, so
we saw the one piece.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh yeah we did, we did, but like but but yeah,
just you know, I think people that are into anime
and stuff, like they see somebody like Meg, super talented,
super beautiful person, super attractive, you know what I mean,
she's she's rich and famous, She's worked her asshole for
everything she has, and it's like it's perfect, right, what's up?
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Voice?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Snow every morning with that, Yeah, I'm gonna get you
ready for the day. Every every day, I'm gonna be
like i'd be like a morning merrow. I hope you
have a great days, Gonna wake up like I feel energized.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's gonna be like something change.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
What's going on? Your big man? Your big man? I
appreciate these voice. Don't you be leaving my husband?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Gang?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
She's gonna call me gang? Yeah, your man?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Who's your man? You had a picture of them?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah yeah yeah. So I mean, you know, just to sorry,
I keep fucking going off, but like, uh, a lot
of anime fans are super miserable and they don't know
what they want. Like they want they want a cool,
cute girl that is hot and unbelievably attractive and super
cute and super friendly and nice to talk to, pretty face,
banging body whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
These these these people.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Mostly men who are into anime, want a virgin that
does anal.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's what they want.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
They want a per specific grease.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
What I mean by that is like they want a person.
They want a freaky virgin.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
They want someone that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
They want you know what I'm saying, Like they like
they they so they they off flowed all that bullshit
and like all that insecurity onto somebody like Meg who
has the money to and this idea that she's faking
it is super stupid to me because who is putting
all of that, all of that money and time and
production behind these shoots that she's doing. That's insane. Like
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her total rokie shoot was crazy. She looked just like
that motherfucker bro. Like these these shoots for these outfits
are not cheap, These sessions are not cheap. And I'm
pretty sure she's paying for all of the ship out
of pocket because she just got out of that deal
with with what's the name with whack.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Right, wasn't it some number?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, So like she just got out
that deal where was where they was fucking her over
from mad Bread. So there's no doubt in my mind
that all the bread for all these shoots coming out
of her pocket. You are not telling me to my
face that this girl is faking that ship, bro.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
And that's the ship and like yo, going off for that.
It's like the Meg situation. It's like all right, bro,
like like not too much on Meg, bro, you know,
leave this girl.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
What are you doing? On the same token shut out
towards Sister.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Buckers where queens Folk got roasted for the same ship.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, he was talking about one piece and they were
like they get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
It was like, what the fuck is you talking about.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
I'm glad that I got that perspective from somebody who
watches anime or has like been in that thing, because I.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Approached the situation as a woman.
Speaker 8 (42:45):
Yeah, and I know what it's like to be in
Meghan shoes of like you as a woman just enjoying
something that is probably out of the norm.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It's a male dominated area.
Speaker 8 (42:57):
You are always bro, always quizzed, like, you can't just
enjoy ship, Like you could just have on a Mets,
a Mets hat or a shirt and motherfuckers be like, now, no,
you could wear it. You're fine. They just gonna noticed
a stylish dude. You know he's from from New York.
I put that ship on, bitch, Since when when you
play baseball is when you watch bass?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
You're not even Dominicans. When was the first.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Report to be you never even on the TV you're talking,
you're wearing a Mets shirt like with women. I'm so
glad you said that because I've seen that dynamic in
middle school. I remember the anime kids were always like
the with the Naruto run, and like, I remember this
dude used to he used to run the walls with
his fingers.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yo, did you go to school with me?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
He used to run the walls with his fingers. I'm like, yo,
some people look at him as a loser. To me, bro,
the coolest thing you could do is be yourself. Like
to me, yo, that is the sexiest shit. When you
are into a fucking a car that transforms whatever the
fuck you into and you're like, yo, this ship is
actually really cool to me and I enjoy it. I'm
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not gonna hide this part of myself because you think
it's corny, because somebody else might think that I'm a loser,
or it's not cool in the cool guys club.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Like bro, that cool guys club. You know what I'm saying,
make your own cool.
Speaker 8 (44:20):
The cool guys club are the people who make fun
of Shanna Sharp, or who make fun of anybody who
enjoys anything. You could have a margarita, be like this
motherfucker drinking out of straw.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
That's why you know, while you're over here with this
sassy ass.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Drink enjoying life, got your toes out.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
As a man, I could never wear the slippers with
the thong on them because it's like you got a
thong in between your toes.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
That's wild. Yo.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
As a man, I could never feel individual granules of
sand between.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I don't give though.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
As a human. The one the sailor that got the
one over the big toe.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Yeah we gotta stop that, Yeah we got no, No,
it's not it's just not practical practically practically.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Have a strong as big toe to hold that bitch
all day.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
But yeah, but like oh and I just want to
clear up. I was not making fun of Shane and
Sharp based on how he looked at all his physical appearance.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
The Fit was guard about.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
You, yo.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, the Fit was got a box. Yeah, it's right, that's.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
That's where I was coming up. Also, like that's that's
like calling him bow legging and all that. That's crazy.
The man had like two hip surgeries or something.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Crazy. He smashed into other grown men for twenty years.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah, like that's fucking not too much on that, not much,
I say.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
That would be a pause. Yeah, he smashed into like
brother Thiss do play professional?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, Like, can you all relax?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Everything is like, bro, I swear on everything I love
if and when I ever get the chance to go
on one of these platforms, whether it's Joe Budden, whether
it's uh uh a million dollars worth of game, whether
it's whether it's my expert opinion, whether it's Drink Champs, I'm.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Making everything gay. I'm saying everything.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I'm saying everything as gay as fucking possible, and I'm
forcing the pause out of the out of the hosts.
Like if I'm like if I remember on Drink Chaps,
I'm like, oh man, yo, hold on, nor Ree, what
you said is this? Kanyac was, Yeah, this is nice.
It goes down my throat really smooth, like no, it
slides right down. It's like I don't even feel it.
(46:38):
I don't even feel it. My gag Like, yeah, I don't,
I don't even gag. It's fantastic. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
You know.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Usually I get a little teary eyed because my mouth
is so full, but this time it's really not doing much.
He's gonna be like, yeah, now you heard that.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
You heard that. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm
not booking. I'm not heard it. I heard it.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, Yeah, don't let me on none of these shows, Bro,
because I'm I'm burying it up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (47:19):
Ship just be fun to watch. I would I would
love to just see.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Them visibly uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
I wish we could do a game show, Bro where
we had Cameron.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
And Dame dash Lord all of that.
Speaker 8 (47:38):
Man, We'll just have some ship where they cannot say
pauls or they can't say.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
If you do, it's like you get like an electric like.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You press a button and you'll sink into the bron.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Squid's games.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
We need that. Tell Victor to hire we need a team.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
This is just a bill of a guy brushing his teeth. Lep, yeah,
and then just looking at that.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Like, yeah, Parks is like, Joe, don't say it, Joe,
don't say say Joe, don't say it.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
We just saw the Oscar my Wheener mobile on the street.
I know, don't see it. Don't see it.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, Joe gonna be like, yeah, I got me on
this game show thinking I'm gonna lose, and I'm just
not the type to lose.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
I don't know, I don't lose.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
The worst laugh ever Fu sounded like Voltimore. It do
sound like he don't want It's like he don't want
to lie, no want to laugh, but his body not.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
He not allowed to laugh.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, you got say pause after every It's not like
a Niki verse.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yo, is this a thanks I get from making you
just go?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah? Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Put this ship on the same album as Big Hold
Wait a minute, yeah, yo, Oh my god, listen y'all,
it's that I haven't done this ship in a minute.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
And it's that time for the show when we go
to the mail bag video.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Damn, I just wanted to make it rhyme, but the
ain't no video yet, bitch.
Speaker 7 (49:29):
But we got the new studio and individuals will be
coming in very shortly. The mail bag says, damn, uh,
make some noise for men. Goddamn bomby god.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
You know what I'm saying. He's he's he's recovering from
a cl injury.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Usually be reading this, but you know what I'm saying,
which is super super gay of him. A man, and
you don't got two legs, yo, let me ask you something.
Speaker 7 (50:02):
Let me ask you something yo. As a man, you
think it's masculine to tear your a c o while skiing.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
So you tell me.
Speaker 7 (50:07):
You mean to tell me that you injured yourself holding
two sticks in your hands?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
You mean to going down some white ship?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
You mean to tell me you got hurt having fun?
Speaker 2 (50:18):
What come on, yo?
Speaker 1 (50:21):
You enjoy yourself?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Why are you not building the house? Wow?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Pause? Wow? Why are you not? Why you know why
you ain't fishing? Why you ain't gonna fishing? But you ain't? Yo?
You know what I'm saying. Why you not? Why you
why you got one of them big cranes moving shipping containers.
Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yeah, you should be in the back grilling, bitch, Come on,
what you need to be doing. I'm sorry, man, I
love your.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Minutes.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Minutes hearing this ship. He got the Arthur fist.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
He don't even flying off a perky right now right.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
He's like, yo, he's a word.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
Word.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
He's the crutches baby, but he's putting me back soon.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
So today's mail bag is coming from nobody because there's
no name attached. But the question is love the show
and love the mail bag, love you too, you know
what I'm saying. Here's my question for you guys. Imagine
a world where every job pays the same.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
And has equal social status. What profession would you choose?
And why?
Speaker 7 (51:20):
You know what I'm saying, ladies, First, ladies, because I
feel like I've been. I've been, like you know what
I'm saying, like over talking, being to a man explaining
and man spreading, a.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Man never knows what he.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Damn explaining shorty, damn.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
What would I be if I could be anything? Same pay.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Roll, equal lize of God, I would be.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
I would be a professional swimmer.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Oh ship, okay, like Olympic type ship.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I mean yeah, but I wouldn't use my skills for good.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
I would want to be like a out of this
world swimmer, but I would want.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
To use it for evil.
Speaker 8 (52:11):
I would want to go on ocean, maybe find some
ship I'm not supposed to, maybe a fish.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
You're gonna find a Titanic and just smacking that white person.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Great grandma name.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, just disrupt the ocean on some ship.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, shicken coral reef and ship. Oh my god, throw
throw throw a fucking a sham pain flu not coral.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
What you get when you put me on the spot.
That's gonna be a flying fish sucker.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
A flying fisher.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
God.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Well, I mean if every job, like if every job
paid the same, I would just like pick whatever the
easiest job is and just like do that so that
I could like clock out, fuck off and go raise
my kids. That's it, you know, that's got like like
hold on, Like, what's an easy ass job? Bro? Like
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some like mundane ship.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I mean it's pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
This potting.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
A professional potter, you know, I'm you know, I'm a
professional potter. Jesus Christ. Sounds like a fucking crime, you
know what. Professional just sound like a federal offense, bro.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Patrick says your rest in peace. You know what I'm saying.
He was a professional potter in the movie.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, no I think but no, but like I guess,
like for real, like if everything paid the same, that's
a good ask question.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Damnit.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
I hate I hate that that person's like anymous because
like we'd love to credit you.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, I gotta find your name and shut you out. Yeah,
I'm not gonna remember it, but now I.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Think I would. I would just like like if I
if I got paid to do music, I would.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Just keep doing music, you know, because that's something.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
That's something that I actually do, or like acting or something.
It's mass ship I would like actually choose to do
if it all like fucking paid the same amount.
Speaker 7 (54:03):
Of bread, damn yelling see and like listen, even if
flying fish fucker is better than what I was thinking
because my ship. It's just like I seen this guy
and I was like, damn, if he's making money doing
this and it applies to this question, you know what
the fuck I'm doing. Man, I'm gonna be the new
(54:24):
and improved official Finish ninety three. When you have the equipment,
you're just put it in the sloop.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Blom Bum official fins people thought people thought we made
him up. He's real, guys, Yo. I'm waiting for the
day that like the Victory Light or the Bodega Boy
sub reddit where they go where they make that like
photoshop of like like oh, therapist, Official Finch ninety three
(54:53):
isn't real.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
He can't hurt you.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Official Finish ninety three splog I'm blind. Yeah yeah, yeah,
like yeah, yeah yeah through like the mail spot in
the door. Yeah that's right, motherfucker. So yeah, if every
job paid the same, I'll be fucking fake butts.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
You know what I'm saying. Can't your bye? You know
what I'm saying this. Let's brother, the motherfucker brother, the
rain and the mother there yeah you know yeah, baby
sn insane. Yeah, Vic is at home with his baby
like you should be, and Men is on the men.
You know what I'm saying. But we'll be back with
another banger. Stay right there, don't move until we released
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the next episode.
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