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Speaker 1 (00:08):
And welcome back to the newest segment of Victory Light,
where we are interviewing the one and only uh the
owner of Twitter noow x dot com uh owner of
Teslas SpaceX. We're joined here by Elon Musk himself. Now
it's a pleasure. Pleasure now, Elon, First of all, I

(00:29):
appreciate you taking the time, and I just want to
do you think black people should have rights?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well, John, when you say when you say should should
black people have rights? I don't subscribe to to to race.
I don't think uh. I mean well, first, uh, I
use race as a as sort of a barometer, uh
so to speak and and and when I do, I

(00:57):
try to keep black people uh as far away for
me as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Right so, as a but as a South African you
can see how that's a conflict of right. Like do
you support apartheid?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
When you say apartheid, what exactly do you mean by apartheid?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do you mean the literal laws put in place in
South Africa to quite literally segregate the white and black
population of the country.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, I thought that's what you Matt, And I just
wanted to clarify that I have no problem with black
people existing in this world, I just don't want them
anywhere near me or any other white people.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Does that explain why you are trying to effectively apartheid
Twitter and sort of keep the black population out of
the limelight while at the same time amplifying volatile racist
white supremacist accounts and also silencing sex workers on the platform,
despite your likes being full of some of the freaky

(01:59):
deekiss to ask ship I think any one of us
have ever seen on the platform?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, don first, first and foremost, I really want you
to to understand that, uh, ain't no nigga out there
nastier than me. You know, they called me musk.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
For a reason.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh my gosh, I'll stays. We all assume that that
was your given name, but that's not no, no, no,
So that was just a rumor. That's so that's like,
that's like a stage.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's a stage. So it's like, uh, you know, a
sexy red is sexy and red.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wow, understand that's under my taint understandable and so so
I guess I do.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
To answer your question, I'm sorry I went on a
tangent there, but to answer your question, uh, yes, I
do want to APARTI Twitter, because, as I said, uh,
I think black voices are very loud, you know, both
in the in reality when you when you speak to them,
they speak very loudly. I spoke to Tony Yayo the other

(02:58):
day at the UN summit and he just kept.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Saying, here we go, face charing and curious.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And so would that Might that have anything to do
with the fact that you know, rumors have been circulating
and you've been under the influence and it appears to
be impairing your judgment. Would you think do you think
that your views and your maybe some of your personal values,
maybe the way you feel about black people and sex
workers and and things like that, and especially on your platform,

(03:28):
do you think any of that is influenced by this
apparent use of recreational substances.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, one thing I can say for sure, Don is
that my ketemy use does not impair my judgment whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Would you say you're on kedemy now?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I Actually that's the part of the reason why this
interview has gone on so long. I can't stand you interesting,
I can't stand the sight of you. So I've been
wanting to leave, I mean wanted to leave actually for
the past three and a half hours. But uh, I'm
stuck here in this chair. I'm in a k hole.
I can only move my mouth to speak, and I
can't do anything else. I feel my penis jumping in

(04:14):
my pants. Absolutely, I had a photo Grimes.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Absolutely incredible, incredible stuff, just very compelling stuff. Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to episode thirty five of the Victory Light Podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Can you pick me up and take me out of
here please.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
We'll be right back. As I was trying to keep

(04:47):
it together. Oh my god, that was That was brilliant?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, perfect, that.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Should be musky.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, man, I mean, I mean that that whole interview
was nuts, man. But you gotta bring us in, man,
you know the usual, yo. Listen, man, you know what
fucking time it is? This episode thirty five, the KD episode.
You know what I'm saying, the Slim Rea.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm trying to do too many sports analogies, but.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Motherfucker, you know what it is here. Wait. Wait, Kd's
nickname is the Slim Reaper. Yeah. Wow, that's the hardest
ship I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay, yeah, all right, okay, And that was the number
one hosting the motherfucker planet. Listen, bellow teas i abot
Dinna alongside rainy Ohaya, who's scalpis itching like a motherfucker
because he has a skull on top of his skull.
And we got the one in Lonely Sun insane.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
We're gonna read through that drop because every time we
do that, he's like, Yo, that drop is twenty years old.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Make come mo.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah he wants you want to say, hit him with
the fucking the DJ Camillo ship.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
He wantn't hit him with the who Kids ship, Like
fucking DJ warning warning, warning, Insane is building. Yeah, No,
Hassan Insane is on the oh Man.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, like the old school dem bo intro Hassan insaning, Yo.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Saying blood, oh man, we need that in the club.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yo, dog give us Send us all the Dominican ass
DJ and signed insane drops please, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
So you just have them linked up in the Serado ship,
you know what I mean? Because the son is like,
don't you put that evil on me?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Marrow, That's one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah, get the DJ, don't you drop and like
the maggage, Oh my god. B please, like, bro, just
need a baker plan nigga, Like I don't need to say.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, what if I signed a tour on the street
like they like DJ don is in and dry.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That would be crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'll get you on one of them city buses on
the on the second floor. Yeah, the ship behind the
mic to on bodies that every.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Time say something, this singer got the like he goes
into sexy DJ voice when he's up there, like he'd like, yo,
you say some new shap.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
He's like, that's why, That's what I liked about your birthday.
I was like, I was like, Wow, who's that velvety
voice up there?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Look and got the boof like her like her pastor
and ship I'm up there and I'm looking up like
it's my savior and.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Wow, ha san.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Such such buttery blending.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
But y'all listen, y'all heard the isel man. Don Lemon
sat down with Elon much dumb ass and they talked
about everything and nothing all at once. It was like
the fucking Michelle Young movie.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
I appreciate Elon interviews because it reminds me that not
all billionaires are smart. Yes, it's it like kills that
myth that rich people are just like the most INtime. No,
you're just good at making money and you're gonna steal it.
You're gonna letting the robot inside your brain do all
the talking for YouTube.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Talk about it because I think a lot, you know,
and this is a fucking forget COVID. This is the
pandemic in the hood. Is motherfucker's thinking, Oh he got money,
he's smart. Yeah, like you know what I mean, and
then caping for a motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That's that yo. I'm so glad you brought that up
because I learned that lesson when I was eighteen in
Network marketed with my little Blue signs.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
High level of marketing us to be here, you should
be there.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I remember because in those companies you meet a lot
of rich people. Me an, eighteen year old kid from
from like from the hood, like meeting these rich ass
people with beautiful houses, they have their family set, and
I remember being like, Yo, this shit is cool. And
then you turn into fucking Robert Kiyosaki and you swear
you know what buildings to buy and they want to
make money, and then you have a conversation with these

(09:13):
bitches and you're like, oh, nah, you're just really good
at making money. Yeah, the same way Rainy is good
at making music, the same way you are very good
at making people laugh. Some people are really good at
making money. That's it. You should not be going to
these motherfuckers for history lessons or for moral compassion for
an under this.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Why Bro, what the fuck? What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think about that when I think.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Of Kanye, Like, I love Kanye to death, one of
the best musical genius to exist.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
But Bro, you literally refuse to read.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Bro, you refuse to read. Literally straight up.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Just nah, I'm not gonna do it. Why would Why
the fuck would I go and sit with you and
have a conversation about the history lessons in the US?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Like I could sit and talk to you about a
fire beat, a good song, yea concept, yo, that.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Simple was fire Like take me through the precess.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
And I'll ask you about how many people were lynched
in three hundred years ago? Because I know that you
just gonna be like, you know what, They were lynched
because they wanted it.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
You gotta understand it was a choice for them.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Like what like, Bro, whoa people.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Who admire rich people just blindly founding them and I
can't get behind that thought process.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
If you know what I'm saying, if you was swall
you be gaining money like that, I'm like, yeah, you
know what's a really easy way to make money, motherfucker
subjugating the fuck out of niggas, Like you know what
I'm saying, Like, just fucking take advantage of people. My
son asked me this shit the other day and I
felt mad, noble and cool and good.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
You know what I'm saying. Feel free to knock me
down to peckets when I finished saying this, because he
was just like yo.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
He was like, he's like, how do you become a billionaire?
And I was just like, yo, by fucking people, bro,
I'll be honest with you, there's no ethical way to
become a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
You can make a lot of money, you know what
I'm saying, ethically, you know what I'm saying, which is
what I'm trying to do. You're welcome, little bastitch.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
But there's no if ethical way to make a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Bro, It's not happening. And he's just like, oh.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Wow, okay. So he's like yo, so elon musk call
these people, yes, motherfucker, exactly what you think about them
is exactly what they are, the pieces of shit who
cut corners and cut and fuck people over to raise
their shit. Because at that point, Bro, I think about
this shit all the time. I live in the house
that's pretty expensive. I live in a pretty affluent neighborhood.
I have four children who need a lot of stuff.

(11:26):
You know what I'm saying, Like, I'm trying to be retired.
I working entertainment.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I don't have a fucking pension, So there's all this
stuff I gotta think about. And I'm and I'm like,
you know, putting money.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Away doing other stuff. And I'm okay, I'm okay. You
know what I'm saying, Like I'm chilling, Like I'm not like, yo, yo,
what's gonna happen to me? I'm not gonna have to
sell my house. I'm like, bro, after a certain amount
of money, and listen in the comments, I know what
you're about to say.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm gonna get my Kenny red on. I already know
what you're finish say, bitch.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And my answer to that is suck my dick from
the back after I play full called basketball because motherfuckers
will say this shit all day, like, yo, but why
you why are you pocket watching? Why you care how
much money they make? I'm like, bro, I don't actually
you know what I'm saying. I don't actually care if
I made I put a I put a number out there.
I was like, bro, you don't need more than fifty

(12:11):
million dollars. You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, you
really don't. You really don't you and even less if
you're not married with a family. You know what I'm saying, Like,
what the fuck? Like these motherfuckers want y'all want twenty billion?
Jeff Bezos's wife just gave away six hundred and forty
million dollars a charge. Yeah, and she's just sitting there
smiling like yep with all his stacks, looking like fucking
like she just made a drug bust and.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Shit that you're real because I don't feel like she
was sit down like just do it.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
She started to young Golf like all I want is
blue face. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, she's doing the money.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Phone and she's like and then like and they're like, uh,
miss Banks, I don't know, I forget her name, but
missus Bezos, is it true that you gave away four
hundred and fifty six million dollars, or she do the
money phone and hit the Dolph like oh.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yo, that out to her. Yeah, shout
out and shout out, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Forgot who passed away?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, man, oh man, listen just a memory of Young
Dolf run back Dumb and Dumber the mixed tape with
Key Glock that ship goes crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Don't commit any crimes, don't do any drugs before you
listen to the mixtape.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, exact.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, I'm saying, keep it keeping keeping. Dumb and Dumber
two goes insane.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Then yeah, if you go to jail, just name John Merrow.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Use your one phone call. I got you, but there's
no cash bare New Yos. I got you anyway, I
send you my lawyer, who, by the way, text me
a while ago, like I don't know if I put
this up in an early episode or what, but he
texted me and he was just like, y'all proud of you, bro, Yeah,
criminal attorney.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Feelings or like yo, what did I do?

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Like like, uh, is there there better not be no
paperwork sitting in your office? Why are you call him? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, so so other thing with the melody a victory
light thing. Don't good man keep going.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I was like, yeah, well the fuck like thank you.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I was like, thank you for keeping me out of jail.
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
He's like, I don't worry about it, man, you paid me.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
But it's like speaking to the to the whole billionaire
thing and like all that stuff. It's like I was
watching Drink Champs with Danny Brown and like he he
mentioned something like in the rap Game and he was
like like this this ties back into like the money
in capitalism thing, where it was like, yo, everything in
the nineties was about not sounding like anybody else, like
you can't bite nobody, but then shortly after that it

(14:37):
became about not being a hater a hater, So it
was like, so it was between you can't bite nobody,
but you can't accuse nobody of biting because then you're
gonna look like a hater. And then it was just
this vicious cycle and then no one improving and then
here we are. So and I think money and capitalism
were like that too, where it's like I hate when
people are under this impression that you can't criticize a
system that you participate in just because you partic disipate

(15:00):
in it when, if anything, the person that participates in
it at the level at which you do, Marrow should
have all of the wherewithal and all of the knowledge
and all of the fucking all of the experience to
heavily criticize said system. You know, And I think that
the deeper you go into the system, the more you

(15:20):
realize that betrayal is the backbone of capitalism.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh yeah, and wow, yeah that was a bit damn son.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, this betrayal is the backbone of capitalism. And you know,
after you do that for as long as Elon Musk
has because doesn't remember, he's not the first in his family.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
His pops had a fucking emerald mind and we all
know that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
We all know what's happened the most got it wasn't
like yo, he had sixteen Papa giants like yeah, Emerald.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Mine in South Africa. Who do you think was working
those minds? And what do you think they were paying them?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
If anything? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
So you know, eventually you get to a point where
you're so out of touch and you're so unrelatable that
you just genuinely don't understand people that you cannot immediately
relate to Elon Musk is one of those people that's like,
he can't relate to black people, he can't relate to
poor people, he can't relate to trans people, he can't
relate to sex workers because he's never been any of
those things.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
He's always just been a lame. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
But you know what you can relate to. Maybe you
can relate to this ad for Japanese shower curt We'll
be right back, Lily a ligity like, Yo, we're back.
You know what I'm saying, Please buy as many of
whatever the hell you just heard of.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You know what I mean, trying to keep the lights
on it here.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, please buy calcutting hemp socks whenever you get a chance.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
You know what I'm saying, because trying.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
To feed my pers addiction. Rainey got a tattoo addiction. Yeah, mero,
he can't stop smoking weed.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I can't. I can't, man, I can't say, you know
what I'm saying, And pretty sure my kid's gonna be smoking,
so it's gonna be a lot more weed consumption now.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Smoking trash weed. They just got that look you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, No, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
That's my fault smoke talking to the morrow fast Heather.
I don't mean that, Bro, I don't mean that at all.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I just want to try to know, Bro.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I'll be your head joking. Yeah, sometimes the jokes they
be expensive.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, you gotta get them out, you know what, I
call you like. She's like, actually, Liz, that's a great idea,
because I don't want these kids smoking that gas.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, Early, he's gotta something on mid Yeah, you know what,
I'm b some kind bud.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
They gotta they they in that shade, you know, so
they gotta they gotta get got at some point.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna go buy weed.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
One hundred and twenty eighth. That's fine, Bro, that's fine, Bro. Yeah, Yeah,
it's my dad delivered.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Those skits on TikTok were like the Italian girl calls
her like her uncle or whatever. It's like, yeah, they
put like the special air in my tires and they
charged me one hundred and twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
And then he goes, Catherine, what the fuck do you
mean special air? What kind of special? Kind of specially?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I never heard of that in my life. Where where
is this guy with? So I feel like Meryol's gonna
be like, I'm like, yo, yo, you bought them from Yeah?
They said, why would you go to Washington Square?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Pop Dad?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
They said a dub. I don't know what that is,
but he said it was eighty dollars. So I just
kind of I just gave him.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I told you if you ever needed we just called me. Man.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, I well, it was with I.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Was with my friends and I didn't know what to do,
and we it was a right it was a right
now thing.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Guys, what dickhead? You just spoke k too your congratulations? Fuck?
Please don't jump out of window?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah damn oh man speaking of jumping out of windows. All,
I haven't seen this particular thing, this particular documentary yet,
but Quiet on Set, the untold fucking story about what
went on behind the scenes that Nickelodeon Studios during the
time of Dan Schneider, is now available to watch. I
don't know where because I haven't seen it. But all

(19:20):
of the clips that I've seen on Twitter, Brutal and
Instagram and TikTok and all that make me want to
jump out of fucking windows So, Liz, have you watched
have you watched it? Have either of you guys watched
it yet?

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Or is it?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Are y'all like me?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
And it's just been like the clips, Yeah, clips honestly
because to me, that ship is too triggering for me
to watch. Honestly that that's those are situations I've been
through and I'm very open about that. So watching that
and just seeing the talk around it is triggering as fuck.
B Yeah, after it came out, I'm seeing people like
go Under, Amanda Bynes comments, fucking Ariana Grande, Josh Peck,

(19:58):
like all of these Disney I'm sorry, all of these
Nickelodeon stars, and they're basically telling them like, yo, why
you're not talking? Speak up? Say this? Why are you silent?
They paid you off? And I think that people are
forgetting that, and I made a video about this yesterday.
People are forgetting that true crime TV shows that they watch,

(20:18):
fucking Law and Order, all these things that they think
is cool. It's not the same as a real life documentary.
So you can't treat victims like characters on a TV
show like that. It's crazy for you to be going
to people who you know or do not know if
they've gone through some shit like this, basically asking them
to speak out about these things. These are people with

(20:39):
real fucking traumatic experiences that you know absolutely nothing about
you under their comments like what's happened in the next episode,
you bitch.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
And it's who the fuck is you?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
You know what I mean? And it's like like on
some chief keep shit.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
But like yeah, but like but it's it's facts, And like,
I'm glad you brought that up on the podcast because
I feel like a lot of people, well not a
lot of people, but like I saw it on Twitter
and I was like, yo, yeah, she definitely could get
in her back about this, because like I think, uh,
access has made people develop worse parasocial relationships save celebrities
than they ever have before, because you know, in nineteen

(21:24):
fucking in nineteen seventy five, right, the chances of you
ever speaking to like Clint Eastwood were slim to fucking yeah,
you know what I mean, or like your favorite like
rock star, movie star, whatever. But now everybody has like
their own personal TikTok and feel even closer to people
than ever.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
So and so what's up, Yeah, why didn't you say
anything about this?

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Da?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Da da da da Hey, and like.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
To Liz's point, like, fam, you don't know what the
fuck happened to this person, Doug, Yeah, they might just
they might not be talking about this shit because they can't.
Yeah you know what I mean, Like I don't mean
can't like they signed the NDA or whatever. I mean,
like can't emotionally handle that type of shit. Yeah, least
of all in front of fucking strangers.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Bro, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's great, Like people people aren't even comfortable coming out
about assault to people close to them because even the
people closest to them don't feel safe. Like what was
the what was the Like, Liz, you put a topic
in the doc to about ah uh, I think it
was a church going lady, Like, yes, you were saying
there was.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
I think they had like a panel discussion of something
and there was like a bunch of religious people on
this topic. And this lady was saying that she would
stand by her husband by any means necessary, even if
he sexually assaulted her daughter his daughter Yo. She says
she would report him to the police, but she would

(22:42):
not divorce him. And Bro, religion breeds the dumbest bitches
find on this side of the Earth. And I can't
wait because I filmed something a few days ago. I
can't wait for it to come out because this is
where I really to talk about this subject, talk about.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
I do.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I do want to make it a point to to
understand that sexual assault happens so crazy, bro, like in
places that you would think doesn't happen in churches, especially
in churches, and it's fucked up that it becomes like
a running joke. But you think about the Catholic Church, right,
they have insurance for sexual assault because they get accused

(23:30):
so much. They've paid more than three billion dollars in lawsuits.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Having a diddling fund is crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Bro, I'm it's so fucking bad.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
It's so bad it's not even funny. Legit is that
has not even funny.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Well, now I look crazy. We're giggling a second ago.
But I'm sorry, but it's crazy. Diddling fund is insane.
That is crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
The other crazy thing is just like, yo, okay, look recipes, Whitney.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
But like for a long time, everybody's like, yo, Whitney
looked like she's doing crack, and it was like, yo,
she's a crack head, Bro, she's a cracker. She's a cracker.
She's cracker. Everybody's just like yo, leave him alone, don't uh,
don't judge a book by its cover. Da, And now
she's gone. You know what I'm saying, Like, because we
didn't judge a book by its cover, we didn't intervene.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But also I guess, you know, to to I guess
not to make it contentious or whatever, but like who
is we? I mean, you know what I mean, Like
what what the fuck are we supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
You know? And like even like somebody, yes, jug call job,
fine job rolls.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
You know. But I'm gonna say it all that to
say this, sometimes motherfucker judge a book by its cover, bro,
because I did not know what Dan Schneider looked like.
And then I looked the motherfucker up and I was like,
he did all that shit, Yeah he did all that
ship bro, Like fam, no, forty five fifty five year
old man should have zero official hir a hilly Joel

(25:01):
Osmond bowl cut and blush on.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeh like you look like Stewart on Mad TV.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
My guy like you you're aesthetic is like yo, like
cuddly teddy Bear, Like, I'm not trying to look like
hip hop Harry bro if I'm a gass kid.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Wow, that is exactly how he looks.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I kind of agree, But also I don't because I
feel like when we say stuff like that, people who
happen to look like that and then be really cool,
awesome people catch strays and ship.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah I don't catch.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry for you'll, but because like, because you know,
I got like, like it's you know what I mean,
Like it's levels to that ship, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
It's like it's like, you know, if you like, if
you look if you got.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yo free crypt Mac, if you if you got Hoover
Killer on your forehead, that's a different story, you know
what I mean. But if you're just like, you know,
like a big guy with like no fish hair and
a bowl cut, like it's kind of unfair to put
you in the same boat as the creeps just because

(26:05):
you happen to look like.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
That, you know what I'm saying. Free guys, Free Krip
mac Man, Free Krip Mac. You know what I mean. Principle. Yeah,
His defense attorney was like, we have to strike this
from the record. Straight. What the Hoover killer killers hates vacuums.
He doesn't like vacuums, doesn't like vacuums at all.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
You see what happens is, you see, your honor, my
client is a very radical youth who is enamored by
the thought and the and the the principles and the
the impact of civil rights in this country. Hoover Killer
is just a euphemism for j Edgar Hoover, who happens

(26:52):
to be one of the single most influential figures in
the downfall of black success in America.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Just like, shut the fuck up, bro, I'll be like
playing b uh uh, your honor, My client here is
has just signed a eight figure deal with Dyson.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
So you know the Hoover killer thing is is it's
a branding deal thing.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Guys, All right, relax, all right, chill out, yeah yeah
man man speaking of branding uh and chilling out.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Got a chill fuck out?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, Ericabad, I love you. I love you a lot.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I got bad duism and my CD changer and my
O five accord nice. Not because I want it there,
because it's stuck there. It don't work no more. The
CD changer doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
So I'm just like, I want a real shot. Hey, diggy,
diggy shot, Hey come out. I love that. I love you.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
You're a great vocalists, amazing R and B soul D.
But Yo, not too much on Beyonce. Be not too
much on Beyonce because you and his well, Erica kept
it brief. Erica was just like hmm. She posted like
the art you know what I mean, and it was
just like hmm.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
A Zillia wrote a fucking thirty page.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
No thesis like Yo, she wrote the like end of
the year school project report, like yeah, my god, and
both of them.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
To both of them, I say, man, chill the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, chill the fuck out, brou If you're both artists,
just go make better art, you know what I'm saying.
If you feel that way.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, So, coming back to your point at the top
of the episode, do you think that in entertainment there
is a way to ethically make a billion dollars? Because
between the two of them, aren't jay Z and Beyonce
like collectively worth a billion dollars?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Well, I heard that they're both billionaires on their own.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh shit, Okay, yeah, she.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Hasn't updated like her her that worth in a few years.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I mean listen, So is their levels to it, Like
obviously a guy like Elon Musk who inherited an emerald mind,
Oh yeah, Like like there's obviously like, oh, you're you're
a comic book villain. But then like, but somebody who's
somebody whose career we've seen from its onset, somebody like Jay,
somebody like like wetched y'all put in the work. And
granted there's a bunch of businesses and things and like

(29:03):
stuff behind the scenes that they're probably evolved in that
we don't know, but as far as music, right, as
far as music is concerned, like these people both have
the catalog, and I think that the way they the
fact that they've ended up essentially the most low hanging
fruit in music criticism, Oh man, I think I think
that plays into this idea that like, you can't make

(29:24):
a billion dollars ethically regardless because like you just you
just end up being you just end up being the
most low hanging fruit anyway, like you could have there
could be a paper trail of you never crossing nobody.
But the idea that you found success through capitalism is
oh like it's the most uh ug, it's the easiest

(29:45):
target idea.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I think I'm listening. I think about that shit all
the time. I'm like, Yo, you know it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Like sometimes I'll be like, Yo, son, you got a
little bit of money, Yo, donate this shit's over here,
don't shit shit's over here? Yeah, or by this quarter
pound of Zuzu's you know, saying, and I'm just like, yeah, nigga,
why I gotta be first one? I was like, Yo,
I just fucking I'm the first one out of my
entire fucking bloodline to escape, you know what I'm saying,

(30:10):
And be like Yo.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, fresh air, that's for dog cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
That's not cigarettes, bro, Like oh ship, Like that's a deer.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Like I ain't never seen what I'm like. Deer outside
outside my house, not a sane Yeah. And I just
said my house, not my apartment. You know what I'm saying.
I call my house. I pulled my house.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Everybody in New York. You know what I mean, Like, Yo,
come to the crib, come to the spot, come to
my house. It is a Section eight apartment.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
My brother, Yeah, pull up, pull up, pull up to
my studio like apartment, like picture coming into that ship
with the boards and Doctor Dre and that.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Nah, it's just the kitchen is in the living room,
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
So I feel like because I'm more of a passive
Beyonce fan, Like I feel like I just kind of
enjoy the music, and like I read what Azilia had
to say, I read what Erica had to say, and like,
I feel like, admittedly I'm a little out of my
depth in that particular in that particular area because I
just kind of enjoy the music and I don't really
think about it beyond that. Like, how do you guys feel?

(31:11):
Like Liz, I feel like you're you're you're pretty heavy
into Beyonce.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Like, yeah, I love Beyonce. I've been a Beyonce fan
my whole life. I've seen her once in concert.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I thought it was more for some reason because it
was you've just dreamed about it.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
But I'll only seeing her once. Love Beyonce to death,
love her music. I do think that there are some
valid criticisms, as there are with most of the artists
that we enjoy. Yeah, it's okay to be right about
two things at once. I do feel like Beyonce is
low hanging fruit. She's a black woman, she's a successful
black artist. They move the goal post for her every

(31:48):
single time because she is so exceptionally what she does.
So it's fucked up because she is a black woman
and she has to always be fucking dissected by these critique.
But then there also are some truth to it, you know,
like even her going like silent on the whole Israel, Palestine,
She's very vocal about She's very vocal just in general

(32:11):
about problems, you know what I mean, and just about
making sure that she is in the right place and
she is correct. She's never spoken about that, So that
left a little taste in my mouth. I'm like, come on, says,
what are you doing? You know what I mean? You
do have a huge platform. You see all this misinformation
being spreaded, like use that, you know what I mean?
Use the advantage. But again, I do think that she

(32:32):
is an easy target. She is the most influential artist,
I would say, because she is huge. Brother, this woman's
been in the industry for thirty years, and I just
think that it's okay to have people enjoy the music
and also be like, yo, that's not cool. Just because
I like your music doesn't mean I'm an excuse bad behavior.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
You know, I've never been on that tip man.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I always like because I'm like Rainie, like like I
just enjoyed the music and I don't really think to
be on that. But like it's bro, these are people.
Be you know what I'm saying, Like like, no matter
how good you currate your image and ship like that,
be like this song.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Like, Yo, I Peter in the sink this morning. Be
you know what I'm saying. That ship is nasty. You're
not supposed to piss in a fucking sink.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
But I was like, Yo, you know what I'm tall.
I don't want to sit.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I know the toil to see this cold at six
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I gotta get these kids to school, so I'm gonna
use the sink as a journal. It's fine. I got
five other bathrooms in the crib.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
That was not a flex.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
That's just that's crazy. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Bro, Listen, you got five bathrooms for bro Listen, Okay,
hold on, hold on. In his defense, four kids and
then a wife.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
She needs her own bathroom.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
She got, well, she got like the big one.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I'm gonna fuck you up my row, my own bathroom.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
If she wanted to, she could, but we share like
the master suite, which sounds crazy.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Pissy sink you're gonna get I tell you this, twenty
six you got so you got more money than I thought.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
He's like, no, no, no, no, you don't got it.
You don't understand I got more money.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
I'm gonna talk to your crip and be like, what
is your doing to my drink? Listen my drink?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
When are getting invite to the crib.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I was about to say, you already talking on this
crazy ship.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
But when you want to shoot the video for fucking
Summer Solstice?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, goddamn you're goddamn rights sucred too.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
It's the lely stupid too for the little man.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
You got a pool, hell you you see broa, I'm
trying to be the first size bid you.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Want to go.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
He got a marrow.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Don't speak right now? Yeah, put you on bro Listen.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
He got a pool, that ship.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Of salt water, and and he got a coy pond.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
We're real Japanese fish's taste.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
He got he got real magic carp in his crib
like this man a pond full of Pokemon in real
life in New.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Jersey, ye.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Child, yo, So listen, see it's just getting deeper. The
hole is just getting deep.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Listen, so listen.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I got you know, part of the garage could be converted.
Oh my listen though, we could because you know, the
equipment gets hot, but the wine cellar is temperature control.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
I'm about to lose my mind. I'm about to lose
my mind, yo, bro.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
But I say that to say this, I bought that crib,
not even on something like yo, I want to be
a risk imbag, but like on some Pablo jail, Like
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
When they told Papa, like listen, bro.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
You're too hot. You gotta you gotta go to jail.
You gotta go to jail. And Papa was like, all right,
I go to jail if you let me build my
own jail. And then this motherfuckering built to the musement
park and was like, I'm gonna stay here and I'm
gonna just bring everybody here to my amusement park. That's
the purpose of that shits, so I don't have to
go to one hundred and seventy fourth from Townsend and
get shot hanging out drinking the twenty two. You know

(36:26):
what I mean, I can bring the whole.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
That's fire.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You know what I mean, because you know what I'm saying,
because that's the ship. Like listen, and everybody's jocking my style.
You know what I'm saying, because I got the pool
in the back salt water, you know what I mean,
shallow in his four feet deep end, it's like thirteen
feet saltwater situation.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
You got a thirteen foot pool.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Thirteen thirteen feet deep fire. You know what I'm saying.
If you good swimming, bro, yeah, yeah, I got You's
about the breaking that I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
That I love pools, bro.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah. And that's a ship swimming.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
So and I said, shit, come through, go swimming, because,
like I said, everybody's buying my style right now. Because
at Lake Lanier they trying to build a fucking water
park to imitate saud Mill. You know what I'm saying, like, hey, no,
I don't know if it's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
And it's a white person's idea, put a thousand dollars
behind that person's idea.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I was going to I was gonna say, let's invest
in it.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I mean, it's gonna make money because you don't know, because.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
You know, all the black people know what time it
is from Lake Lanier, So that means only white people
are going to go there. And it's about time black
people got their fucking link back.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Oh it's like the Mississippi boat.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
But like you know, for those of you who don't know,
Lake Lanier was a town. It was a small black town.
Bro it was a full town working. It had people, farms,
they had race track, they had banks. This was once
uh slavery ended and they were able to finally rebuild
their life and start from scratch. And of course, like

(38:05):
everything that a black person has built in this country
for themselves, the white person was offended by it. So
the town flooded. The white people from the opposite side
of the town flooded the entire black town, killing so
many people. So once you go into Lake Lanier, which
you look at a lake, as soon as you go underwater,

(38:27):
it's literally a town. They have cemeteries, they have trees,
they have parks in that water. So every summer, well
every year, about two like one hundred some crazy number
of people die at Lake laneer yea freak accidents, bodies
that have never been recorded, record bodies that have never
been found. There's been stories of people who have drowned

(38:53):
came back up and said, yo, somebody grabbed me by
my foot and brought me down. There's survivor stories and
then there's people who just died haven't been found, people
who were great swimmers there. I just saw a story
of a woman who There was this black girl who
went on a school trip if she went to an
all white school. They went to Lake Lanier. She was

(39:13):
with one of her friends and another kid, and she
was basically saying like, yo, we can't swim.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
He can.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
So our deal is if any of us fall into
the water, you'll help us out, but we can't swim.
So you know that he pushed her into the water
and she said that she fell in and she can't swim.
So once she fell in, she started to panic. But
she looked around and she was like, yo, it's literally
a city. She could see like. She was like, yo,
there's trees here. She says she didn't feel scared even

(39:41):
though she was drowning. She said she heard somebody talk
to her and say, yo, this is what you need
to do. You need to lift your right arm up
and do like they was just like do something where. Yeah,
they literally talked her through it. She went up, she yelled,
She basically said like she just yelled something so they
could know that she was underwater. And then she went

(40:01):
right back down. She sunk again, not all the way,
but she just head went underwater and she was like, yo,
I heard the voices again and they were like talking
to her. And she said she somebody pulled her out
of the water, walked her to the thing. And she
doesn't know who that was. She doesn't remember, she said
that she just remember being told by somebody, this is

(40:22):
what you need to do. Whirl in the water.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
So Leo Lake Lanier has a super like interesting history,
like that's not the only story like that obviously, but
like a bunch of people have died there, the deadliest
incident being Christmas Day nineteen sixty four, nah, where the
driver of a vehicle just lost control of the car
while crossing a bridge over Lake Lanear. The car flipped

(40:48):
into the lake. Five children and their two parents all
all all gone into the lake. Ye, and that that
feeling of being pulled down can be explained by something
so being that there's an entire town down there, Just
like any sort of big body of water, you're gonna
get currents and stuff, you know what I mean. And like,
because there's whole structures down there, there's a lot of

(41:09):
like I guess what we would call on the surface
wind tunnels. There's essentially like water tunnel like water current tunnels.
You know, like a lot of rivers, a lot of
deep rivers have that same issue because there's a bunch
of like rock formations and stuff like that that cause
these like breaks and yeah, these whirlpools and these breaks,
So that feeling of being pulled down by like some

(41:29):
hands or something could very well just be like the
effect of like your foot slipped into that current and
you get sucked in like a fucking vacuum. But yeah, also,
Lake Lanear is this is what again, rock in a
hard place, capitalism, bro fucking Lake Lanear.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Is man made.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It's a thirty eight thousand acre lake that attracts about
ten million visitors every year, damn, and it brings in
around five billion dollars annually to North Georgia's economy.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
What.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, So it's it's the highest, which and the lake
is located. It's also in a pretty affluent neighborhood. It's
in Forsyth County, which has the highest median income in
Metro Atlanta period. So there's a lot of So there's
a lot of deep shit going on here. So uh,
I say all that to say, building an amusement park

(42:21):
at Lake Lanier might not be all the way ethical,
but it is at the very least profitable, and we
all know capitalists love them some funning. Yay, fucking anybody's expense.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
You can do is make the decision to not go
to Lake Lanier, which is what black people have been
telling you for fucking fucking years.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
So listen, little Johnny and h Jill, don't go into
class trip when they say hey were going in a
class trip to Lake Landier.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
You're going to tell your moms that your pops I
ain't trying to get killed by no ghosts, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
And on that tip, we are going to take a
small break so that y'all can learn about blenders that
are made in Moscow.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Brain works.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
Of ligity like lin.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
All right, we're back in my beautiful bitches. Speaking of bitches.
You know, I just saw this clip. I think it
was viral a while ago, but I just saw it.
It's a clip of a TikToker going on a college
campus going to shorty saying, Yo, what do you think
of this dude? She rates him high. She says he's handsome,

(43:33):
she would love to meet him. She's single, she's open
to it. He goes to the dude now away from her,
and says, yo, rate this shorty. He loves her, finds
her attractive, wants to go on a date with her.
He set it all up. He didn't have to do
a mother, neither of him did. He says, Ahi, y'all
want to meet each other, so ya can set up,
you know, a little date, do whatever. He goes introduces

(43:53):
him and she's like, Hi, how are you? And he's like,
you see, I made you come over here with one finger.
Imagine what I could do with my fist?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Hey? Yo, Hey, that's.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
That's that's the first thing out of his mouth.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
He said, what can I saw what I just do
with my finger, Imagine what I could do with hey?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
No, what to quote? To quote? Your your steam? Brother? Hey, yo?
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
This is like?

Speaker 9 (44:18):
And this goes back to like a theme that I've
been on forever, bro Like, and I've seen it in
my own friends, like just developmentally like through the years,
talking to talking to to women.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Bro, it's like, Yo, you can't get at your own way,
b Like, like women know when they want to fuck
with you, be like, you don't got to do too much.
You just gotta be not weird. If you're not weird
and she's feeling, you're already in, You're already in. You
know what I'm saying, So you don't got to do.
But they's always got to do the most. Bro, always
got to go on YouTube pick up lines.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
This that what do I say?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Like, it's Bro, it's not fucking chest bro, it's it's
emotional fucking dialogue.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Like what happened?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
It's me you talking talking over here?

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Call it.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I call it the porn brain, yes, which is like
somebody who only can indulge in women through porn. That's
he doesn't see women in real life. Excuse me. He
doesn't see women in real life. He doesn't consume music
that women make, he doesn't watch shows or movies starting women,
anything art. The only way he experiences a woman is
through his wack ass mothers because she raised or number

(45:29):
two you you're dating, or I mean, I'm sorry your
second your second experience is just through porn. And what
do they show you in porn? What's up?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Step brother? Like when you hold this dryer?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Like, bro, do you know how that translates into real life?
I remember meeting a dude and I'm like, yo, let
me see your phone, let me see a search history.
You do not know how to interact with women, bro.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Let me tell you something. This is something that all
women should do. When you meet a guy for the
first time, Be like, Yo, can I see your phone browser?
Don't say give me your phone? Can I can I
use your browser for a second. Go to the browser,
the chrome, go to crawl and type in the letter
P and that ship all though populace to like porn hub,
porn X, video, spank bang, porn da dad da. Get

(46:18):
the fuck out of there.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Man, I can't wait for Rainy's take on this. I
just want to say this really quickly. There's nothing wrong
with porn, but exactly how there is everything else. It
becomes a vice. That's what I'm saying to Crack. Yeah,
imagine you being addicted to crack trade that for porn.
That is how you acting like a crackhead.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, literally, you have like a crackhead to what Hey, look,
I know plenty of people that use drugs recreationally and
that ED is a problem to shut the shop.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
They good. It's when you start getting feed out and
you start.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Fucking like you know what I mean, breaking into CBS
and ship like you know what I mean, breaking windows,
smashing into their cords to get to get right right,
that's what the problem. That's what the porn brain motherfuckers,
because like you're saying, like you, isn't that.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Wrong with porn?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Like that shit nigga beat my meat in a while,
like you know what I mean, it's important. Shout out
to all the you know what I'm saying, all the
actors out there making it happen.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I would love to take on this rady because I know.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, I mean, nothing you guys said was wrong, and
as somebody who makes, you know, makes the shit, I
think it's insane that there's a whole ass market. And
shout out to one of my scene partners, Blue hair Baby.
She had the awesome idea of like she's non binary,
but she goes by any pronouns. So for the sake
of how she's perceived by other people, she's a woman, right,
and how she's perceived in porn as a scene partner,

(47:32):
She's a woman all things considered, Like in that space,
that's the beauty of being non binary. Sometimes I'm baby
and but yeah, so shout out to Blue. Blue had
this awesome idea of like, hey, why don't we shoot
a scene where it's all about me and it's all
about me getting off because most porn is for the

(47:57):
male gaze and it's for male consulting from male pleasure.
They're they're like and and and it's all in a name.
It's all in the title. Oh, like like virgin slut
gets it's like broniac.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah, it's like god damn bro.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Like I remember watching porn and like I remember certain
porn what seeing it or like coming across it, like
you know, back like.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yo, when it was DVDs, you know what I'm saying, yeah, or.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Like the early internet porn, Like you know what I'm saying,
Like I remember being on Man'script and I'm sure y'all
are familiarly was just like ghetto gaggers.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yeah, I was like, oh, y'all thrown up, what are
you speaking of?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah, like any any nigga that a r OL battle
had that ship bookmark.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
But it was just like I was like, ah, this
is not this is not making me horny. It seems
like violent.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
And again I'm back to what I said about like
not disparaging the women that are just getting it how
they live. Like if you gagging and throwing up and
getting your face fucked, like that is the biggest bag
and that's that's life changing bread Like fuck it, get
it how you live. All the onus is on the
creeps that make that shit, bro, because they're dangling a
carrot in front of you, bro.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
It's like, Yo, you really need ten bands right now, right,
like why don't you do this dehumanizing, embarrassing ship.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
But also some girls, some girls like that shit.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Like shout out cause with me once again, she's a
she's a very big fan of the rough stuff, and
like that's okay too. But the reason I bring up, sorry,
just to end my point, the reason I bring up
Blue and Our and her scene idea it speaks to
the nature of the industry where uh, just softness is

(49:35):
considered a niche. Softness is considered like an untapped market
kind of where you know what I mean, Bro.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I was just gonna say she couldn't she could start
an entire production company of just yo, we make it
love making porn and not even making love. Bro, it's
just while making porn that isn't so fucking violent, like
maybe it's catered to women just specifically.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, yeah, that was her whole philosophy with those scenes
we shot like we had other established creators being like, yo,
I want a custom of just this, like just for me,
and we shot that too, and that was that was
really fucking cool. So yeah, nothing you guys said was wrong.
I think brain porn, porn, brain and porn brain rot
is super real. And I think anybody, whether you're in
the industry or not, anybody choosing to ignore that is

(50:19):
just kind of being willfully obtuse and ignorant.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, and you can see that shit, especially with the youth, bro,
is sick. So talk to your cousins, talk to your brothers.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Given better pick up lies, bro, Like, Hey, what's up?
Just that?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
How are you doing? How's your day? Yo, you know
you're having a good day. Yeah, are you having a
good day? Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Tell me about it? No, tell me about it, and
then you piggyback off of whatever whatever, bro choose your
own adventure.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Doug, Yo, I love.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I feel like the conversation we're having now is like
the total opposite of that one guy on YouTube and
TikTok that's.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Like how to fuck fat bitches, how to make a bitch.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I was like, Yo, yeah, get that motherfucker far away
out from boys and men.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yo, put him in jail immediately. Let me tell you
how to turn the lesbian out.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That the best jobs where you could be a perfect
number one a priest. Bitches, trust priests and if you
ever want to get close to a bitch, just becoming
like he says, hey, bitch, so hey, let me tell
you something you want to see. You have no idea,
I have no dot, but we're not giving him the platform.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I need to know because if it's who I think
it is, I think he's in jail. Oh no, did
he have like a cult following? Did he have like
five sister wives?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I don't know. No, no, no, no, I don't think so.
So the right man is in jail.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah, that ship is great because yo, bro really be
like Yo, the best escalator is in New York City
to catch upskirts like the what do you.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Legal? Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Listen, there's a lot of prepense out there. Teach your
sons and your nephews and your cousins and whoever the fucks.
You know what I'm saying, to be a little more courteous.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Have a little fucking decorum. B You know what I'm saying.
And if your cousins, you know what I'm saying. If
it's if you chudes a woman and she's a young stud.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Do the same thing. You know what I'm saying. You
know what I mean. Just be courteous to other women.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Be please.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
You know what I'm saying. And that is gonna roll
us right into another topic that has to do you
know what I'm saying. With with with the relationships.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
You know what i mean.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, you know it's time for the male man. We're

(53:06):
gonna help me, y'all know what I'm saying. We got
you got the mental mail bag, bitch.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Listen, all right, look shout hey, you know what fash
out to men. You know what I'm saying, our guy.
You know what I'm saying, he's been on the men's
with the a c L injury.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Men's on the men. He men's on the men. You
know what I'm saying. He uh, he's off crutches, y'all.
You know what I'm saying. His update, his off crutches, He's.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Moving around, he's doing a non contact football activity.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
You know what I'm saying. Pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I'm pretty sure he'll be ready for next week against
the Tennessee Titans.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I'm saying, gonna be back, becau.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
I'm gonna fuck him up as as.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I'm just just gonna your glasses. Man. Yo, all right, Yo,
you have the mertal mail bag and psychological pie asks say, Hey,
this new girl I'm gonna have sex with has a

(54:04):
huge ass. I've had sex with many girls in the
past that sounds like a lie, But this new girl
I plan on having sex with has a huge ass.
Semi colon is bigger than any other girl I've been with.
Any advice when doing doggie with the girl that huge
of an ass. Guys always say you need enough dick

(54:26):
to do doggie with the girl with a huge ass.
I'm decent size, about six point five inches yo.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Yo, Okay, hey, look.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Man, listen Before I say anything, I just want to
guide you over to YouTube dot com and you can
look up official Finch ninety three okay, and he'll tell
you everything that you need to know about this, everything

(54:57):
you got.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I don't even this is a crazy This is nuts, bro,
because this sounds like a fifth grade is asking me this.
So I do I feel weird answering it, like, yo,
I've never had sex before type of shit, because it's like, bro,
you do not need twelve inches of cock for a
big ass?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, because when when she?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
So this is like about because Lebron just came out
with a podcast yesterday. It's about basketball, but it's about basketball.
It's about like your pick and roll when the ye
man comes down and you gotta pin down and then
you gotta curl. You got the outside man to shoot
the jump shot and the face man comes in and
I'm like, bro, what are you talking about? Yeah, I

(55:40):
feel like you're about to do that with like sexual
anatomy and shit like yeah, well the anal area is
up in the air.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Well, well precisely so so if you guys were doing anal, uh,
then that would be then then then that would be
a point of a point of you know, probably a
concern just because you know the butt the butt hole
is sandwiched between the fat cheeks.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Right, But when this is like this is like holding
temples at the same time.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
So I don't know if I don't know if if
this person, I don't know if Psychological Pie asked, I
don't know if they specified whether or not it was
anal or not.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
So I think if my guess would be that it
is not anal because this is the first time. I
don't know anybody's jumping an ass on.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
The first time.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Well, if it was, then that would be like a
point because you know, the booty hole is you got
to open the gyms to get to.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
It, you know.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
But when you're when you're when your partner assumes the position,
the pussy's right there, bro, it's on a plan. It's
not like what I mean by that is it's not
actually that is that it's not in there like when
so you'll see when when she assumes that. Hey, listen,

(57:05):
I've been with a BBW or two and you know
what we're not that far off. We're not that dissimilar
in what we're packing. Like I'm not I'm six point
five on my best day and I've been and I've
been with a BBW two and.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Like, yo, it's right there, bro, it is.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
This is And that's why I was like hesitant to
incidents because I'm like, bro, you ain't seen enough pussy. Bro.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
You know what I'm saying, like a like a young
are you early twenty?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yes, listen, get the porn brain ship out, bro, because
when when she tuned it up, it is right there.
It's right there, Bro, It's like hello, it's talking to
you now.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Missionary is a different story because if like if there's
if there's a lot. So there's also this phenomenon where
like men, when when we lose weight, uh, it's all
there's no such thing as targeted like fat loss or
or weight loss or whatever, which means if you lose
the weight, it's gonna it's gonna leave all of you
all at once. And that includes the area around your

(58:07):
your your dick, like around your like your pubis right,
which is like the fat on top.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Of iter no no, no no, when you lose out
of it because I'm like losing twenty pounds, thirty pounds, No.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
No, when you lose so your your dick is a muscle, right,
most of it is actually in your body. So the
more weight you gain, the more the more occult your
your penis becomes. So it looks So the bigger you are,
the smaller it looks. But the more weight you lose,
the more of your penis is exposed. So uh, it's
the same. Yeah, So it's the same deal with like

(58:41):
so like with women, like like anything, like if if
they got a lot of fat around there, missionary gets tricky,
you know what I'm saying. A little on the side,
action might get a little tricky, you know what I'm saying,
But doggie like you're in there, bro.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Also, if surely got a big old butt, like that's
the perfect position to be, like, yo, yes, this is yeah,
this is some ass.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
That's the perfect.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Me.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
You see.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
If if I was like a little kid, yeah, that
would be great advice.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Well I don't know if can you reword that little kid?

Speaker 4 (59:21):
If I was a teenage boy early, yeah, that would
be a great explanation as I could die.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Yeah yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Mean like yo, and that's I'm gearing up that yet
I mean not yet right, so like I'm just I'm
practicing in my head. You know what I'm saying, like
for when it's time, you know, and like next year.
But listen, what do you, Liz, what do you what
do you have to like? What advice do you have
for for for for our psychological for psychological pot you

(59:51):
know what?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I do have an advice?

Speaker 7 (59:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Sure, here we go.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
I'll tell you right now. We could cut this.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Oh my god boy?

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
All right, So I want you to buy a book
called Why Do I Do That? Joseph Joseph wonderful books
psychological defense, mechanisms and the hidden ways they shape our lives?

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Wait? Is that is that the same guy that wrote
Why Does He Do That?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I don't think so, because that's also a book about
like like why narcissists are like that, and like like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Could be actually could be. Maybe it is written by josephs.
But that would be my advice. My advice is pick
up a book so that you are so horny. But sorry,

(01:00:50):
I'm just a stupid bitch. They gave you all the
advice you need. Well, you do pick up that book.
That book is gonna change your life.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
You need that. That's this book recommendation, and I'm saying
for the week. Also, hold on on on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
He didn't write that. Why does he do that? Inside
the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men is a book
by Lundy Bancroft that I own and have read. It's fantastic.
You should also read that too.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I have a father. I learned the hard way.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yes, oh my god, Yeah, listen man episode thirty five.
What I'm saying, we shake it a movie, baby, Liz
Fellow teaser, motherfucker billion Hello, they.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Knew why you're in the motherfucking builiding and you need
sun insane and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Its boy can't marrot with him in direct flap. I'll
leave out with this final thought, mm hmm. If you're
gonna have unprotected sex and you don't want to have children,
pull out and jerk off for at least thirty seconds
once you feel that first little tingle. If you don't,
she's pregnant. Y'all have a great week. We'll see y'all

(01:01:56):
in forty eight hours.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Peace of love, love you many, A luxury light light
night night.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
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