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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, you've seen the frustration overlaps into chronics, Stacey. He's
now into the gangster mode, you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Know what, like a lictory like like like mh lictedly
like don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yoh my god.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Y'oll listen, we're back. It's fucking victory, like you know
what I'm saying. We're back in the we uh the
second episode of the Trap House.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It feels so good, bro. These couches a huge bit.
Everything's comfortable.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Let me tell you something before we start, and I
introduced nice steam codes. These couches are so comfortable y'all
that when I go hard, like I sweat, you know
what I'm saying, Like my ass's o D. But these
are the type of couches, bro, that they're sweat waking.
So we're gonna go so hard from now until Infinity
(01:09):
on this show, and asses is gonna be dry as fuck.
Could shout out the uncle Victor forgetting the best, most
absorbent couches from Bob's furniture.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
His Uncle Victor, they are not sweat wicking.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That you wanted to start the show like that lost
half audience or it's April Fool's Day.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We were gonna do some foolis ship, but we're not
because you're gonna hit his sh tomorrow and it's not
gonna make any fucking sense.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know what I'm saying. In the mother fuability, we
got this. You know what I'm saying, Rady fight the card.
You know what I mean. Mini is back after a
long stretch. Rehappened. You know what I'm saying, He's back
for the playoffs. And of course you know is in
a building b making everything, getting the computer's put in.
It's Sun insane who showed up.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
You know what I'm saying. On time today, which is
like half an hour late on time for him. I mean,
I was like, I'll be like, yo, let this feel him.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
He's what I mean, throwing You know what I'm saying,
at the end of the night, fucking three in the morning,
he's throwing on the fucking goddamn uh motherfucking Anita Baker.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You know what I'm saying, time, what's the ship? What's
to get the fun? What's to get everybody fun out
of here? Joint? Right now? Lights is on, bro, like you.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Lights is on, y'all gotta heap it man, knowing how
sign he throwing some earth wind and fire to.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Get nobody off the club. Can't fucking body.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Shot drink mag.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're like, I don't remember this version? What is this?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Is this the seventies? This soning same? Yeah? Man, what
episode is this that?
Speaker 9 (03:15):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Say? Yo, this is episode thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yo, it's a numerology episode, bro, because we got thirty
seven right, what's today's math? What today's mathematics? God, today's
mathematics is knowledge born understanding? So boom, we got episode
thirty seven. We got the thing I drunk got right
across the street.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And they also, I think college is like sweet sixteen
or at lead eight or something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't know. For I don't know, bitches. Being the
man's record is yeah, girls, girls know about numerology, so
I don't know, make it makes sense. I forgot I
failed math every every year. I was like, y'all, I
got a sixty five in that geometry region. So I
(03:58):
was like, bro, fucking.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Did you guys have cheating buddies where like y'all would
just swap answers based on what y'all was better at.
Oh yeah, like I would like math was not my
strong shot at all, but I fuck it asta writing
and reading and all that ship. So me and my
man's Jeffrey shout out Jeffrey Battista. His his voice, his
voice ain't dropped till like junior years.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So I'm like two years of high school like this.
You got the answers. Brother, I'll be like, yeah, bro, yo,
you'll let me see that homework, all right, but.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
So so shout out, shout out Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Bro So Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
He would give me his math answers and I give
him my reading answers sometimes until eventually we both got
smart enough to not need to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But yeah, so y'all listen, man, it's we back.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's been a weekend. It's one day, baby, this day
was east. It's been like you know, howiday holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I know what I did. I want to ask what
I did because I live vicariously through the youth. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's why I meant No, I'll call it. I'll face
something for them. Want to be like, yo, what you're doing?
What young people doing right now.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
At this time?
Speaker 10 (05:03):
Okay, Diddy, He's like, so I did the fucking Eastern buddy,
ship man.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That filled a bunch of eggs up and ship through them,
ships all around the house. Whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Hilarious because my mother in law is there, who was
like hard body Jewish lady, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She was. I was like, no, this is this is
fucking great. I got fucked up, you know what I'm saying,
because I don't think it would be marrow if you didn't. Nah, nah.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And you know what it is, list too, Like when
I'm in my crib, it's like home field advantage, Like
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I could walk around.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm sure y'all feel the same way when you when
you've become familiar with your crib and like you can
basically walk around that motherfucker with your eyes closed, like
you got to the lights on. You're like, yeah, I'm
right here, man. That's how I am now with the crib.
Like I took like twenty falls and like upp with
my neck. But we didn't know, so I was just like, hey,
you know what me the shrooms, you know what I'm saying,
(06:01):
the rooms, You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
We have a little Giggle Party, Easter Easter, have the
Bunny looking for real?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah it's not even the Easter Bunny, it's the motherfucker
from Donnie Dark. Yeah, Donny Dark old bunny following you around.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, Brady could make the ship out of a scary
We're making this Easter buddy horror film.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, man, but you're not, Bro.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I feel like that's all I did. You know what
I'm saying, I ate good. You know what I'm saying.
Shout to the cops. No, shout out to the cops.
I don't even that's not a cop. That was a
fire rescue. Yeah, that's like you, I signed on a
scumming back, bro, because I can.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Tell the difference. I can't tell the difference. No, that's
the police had that ship.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Yeah, Easter was cool, man, I mean I never gave
a I don't know, bro, Like I feel like we
we My family was never like religious like that, but
like any day we got off you know, like any
day we got off work or off school, it was
always a party anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So like we didn't do any like Easter Easter shit.
But like.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
My son's mother is super into that, so like she
she did like all the egg basket and all that
shit and like, and then her partner's parents flew in
and shit, so spent time with the boys and shit,
and they met her new daughter. So like the family
has like a little princess now because it was my baby.
Mom's was outnumbered because it was me, my two sons
and her new man and then just her.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So it's just man male energy everywhere.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
So now she finally got a little you know what
I mean, little princess in the house and shit, and
like my boys, my boys are big brothers to a
little girl. So it's like it's like it's like cute
to see.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It was so much fun, bro, I tell you, ma,
we can. I'm gonna believe it.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Me and my family we tired of being treated so
nicely shrans. We was like, yo, we want to, we
want to we want to get treated like ship.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
So when you went Golden Crust, she said, get the
chili with the little airplane bag of fucking cool.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We used to go to bb q's all the time
when we was like teenagers.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Hell yeah, and then recently we went to Olive Guard
and shout out the Olive garden.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
They treated us so nice. It was so dope.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
But we was like, yo, we forgot what this what
it feels like to just be straight up treated like ship.
We stopped going to bbq's for a long time, so
we finally went. We had the time of our lives.
Terrible customer service, that's exactly what we wanted, bro, beautiful food.
It was fucking amazing. It was so good.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I had a bla because it's like it really do yo, fam.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
They got so many fucking for a place that's so chaotic,
they got mad fucking rules, like yo, hey, I'm here
with four people, one of them is parking the car
right now.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Can we just like start you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
No, everybody gotta be here, and they gotta have the IDs,
and I gotta know their name, and they got to
know my cousin.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, Like, I'm just trying to go in here and
drink wings that you poured Hennessy on. Bro, Like stop,
and that's the spot too, because like if you're because
I don't drink like a lot, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I'm more like a smoker. So I'm just like, Bro,
I go there and I drink like two of them drinks.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's all right. I'm like, bro, this I call it
that fn F like I'm fucking or I'm fighting, like.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, shut out of
each other like hucking at the same time, give.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Me two long islands from bbq's and send me to
one of them alpha male camps. I promise you, nobody,
I promise you ain't nobody walking out of that bitch
except me.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
I drink two baby races BBQ anything like babe a
boy life No, no, sorry, boy fucking pussy, You're gonna fail.
I'm piss a your asshole. Not wait, because that will
(10:13):
be fucking game. This is alpha male camp all right
here locase ship. I'm like, bro, what the fuck this
is about?
Speaker 9 (10:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Listen man, Yeah, no case shit now here, but chunk
this raw egg out of my mouth. Yeah, like yo,
I want to first of all, listen for the listeners.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
These are camps where you go and it's like fake
Navy seal training, but it's just bros yelling at you
to help you become an alpha male, a real man.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Liz, you know what I'm saying. A real man.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I listen nuts hang and don't listen to his to
his broad wife when she says, hey, we gotta pay
the light bill.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know what I'm saying, You can't gamble on the
Rangers this week.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And he's like, shut up, Claudia, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
that's how you learn to be a real man.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Shut up, Geraldine. You can't just see I'm trying to
make waves off Carl and shut your goddamn mouth to
raise to breathe men like that, real men, you know
what I'm saying. And it only costs twenty bands only. Yes,
go sell you, civic, you know what I mean. You
just got Yeah, just sell, just sell real quick, Just
(11:26):
sell one by fish out of your pond and just
sell one of them healthy. I'm gonna have to get
some change on that list. They got rare markings. Yeah,
they got rare patterns.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I can't believe that people are dead ass well, dudes
are paying eighteen bands, eighteen bands to be berated and
yelled at.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
I'm like, yo, bro, just get marriedst it costs the
same amount.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I will curse you out for half that, straight up.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Half of that listen the whole victory, like crew will
cuss you out monthly for just one monthly payment of
five ninety nine dollars plus.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Tax, yeah and shipping.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Bro, it sounds it sounds like, I don't know, I
feel like all the alpha male, like all that alpha
male rhetoric, like on paper, if you never told me, oh,
this is what alpha male shit sounds like, it sounds
like the most beta shit ever. Bro, You mean to
tell me the way that you could be the most
manly is by never listening to women and heeding the
(12:31):
fucking advice and.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Opinions of the men around you. Only ever, what the
fuck's out about?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Like, I don't know, let's dues, would you talk like
when when dudes be like, Yo, you know what I'm saying,
he's the man, He's the man, He's the man. It's like, bro,
you're getting laid right, yeah, tip like typically right, It's like, Yo,
he's getting man's getting knocking him down. But you got
some bad joints, you know what I'm saying? So why
the fuck would I ignore the people? I'm the population.
(13:00):
I'm trying to fuck listen to this bold guylock shadow
and a fucking affliction T shirt. Who's telling me I'm
a pussy and I'm never gonna get pussy. I'm like, Bro,
you don't get.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
That's why you're here. Sow me how to get. That's
not for you, myster logical thinking person.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
That's not for you.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This is for motherfuckers who have never been around men
in their entire lives. Yo. They have father issues, they
have women issues. They got all kinds of issues. Fathers
in the hole, the.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Fathers in the hose, in the hell guys, bro, because
I was I watched the clip of that ship and
they're at the beach and he's yelling in their faces,
mimicking them because they're like, He's like, why did you
want to come to the camp? And they're like, Oh,
I want to be a better husband, I want to
be a better father, I want to be a better entrepreneur.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He's oh, I want to be You're a fucking bro,
I want to be a better husband. You're a bitch,
You're a pussy, like Bro, I can do that for
two bays for just to be berated. I got you.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Just tune in twice a week, babe, little got you
for Also, what is what is like Okay, you want
to be a better husband and a better better father.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
What does that have to do with being buried up
to your neck and.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Saying I've done a lot of things in my in
my fucking one hundred and thirty eight years of marriage.
I don't know what a sledgehamer has to do with
any of it. I think if a sledgeham is putty
to marriage, something's wrong. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like,
what the fuck bro?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
They doing?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And it's and it's just mad. It's arbitrary ship, bro,
Like I've watched it, Like, listen, y'all watch these videos.
B Google Alpha Male. Watch all these fucking videos. One
of them, the dude is like he's trying to be intimidating,
but it's like, bro, you're not you know what I'm saying,
because he's just like.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
See your fucking faces, and you motherfucking pussies aren't gonna
fucking make it.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
And he starts going to like the once goes up
like three actives and he stays into like like Karen
com putting into the matter of voice. I think it's
like a week a week prog. Yeah, bro, it's like
a week straight. Bro, it's like fake navy steel training.
They got these niggas on the beach lane in the
water with water shoes on.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I'm like, what kind of you? You are alpha male
but you gotta wear water? You you are alpha male
with slimmy Yeah, you're alpha male with with the toe
shoes on?
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Absolutely not. You got each individual toe covered with some
you You you're kicking New York with you with toes
covering individually?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You are you thirty eight years old? The model? You
got the fucking purple to sex with bourbon now fast, bro,
Come on, they're a model, like alpha male. They're trying
to like get up like that's what product? That's the
other ship? Is a product? Is somebody who is a
sex trafficker?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Well yeah, literally a sex trafficker and we'll be able
to murder somebody with their bare hands and go and
grab a car right afterwards. That is the fucking theme. Like,
it makes no sense. How is it that you are
an alpha male trainer?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Right?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
You charging people twenty bands and you can't even talk
to these people correctly. You are so emotional you can't
even get a message across. What is alpha about that?
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
You know your blood pressure is risen. It has you
are angry at what he got a he was. I
remember in that same video he got a tattoo of
like his alpha male logo. He's like, I will cut
this off of my fucking skin before you pussies get
this tattooed on you. It's like, bro, we need fathers
(16:40):
in the home and we need mental health experts mediately.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Crazy Crazy flipped the table, but like he grabbed it
with one hand. Yeah, and he's like, I ain't gonna
be able to do this one hand. So then he
starts to flip the one hand and he grabs it
with the other hand. He barely flips that ship over.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
And he's just like, I'm like, bro, this is not
alpha male.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
This It's like, yo, miss the fucking Isaacson substitute teacher
for seventh grade, who's who's Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm seeing more alpha male energy from fucking miss Jones.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
You know what I'm saying when the when the whole
moom class don't calm down, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Like, Bro, fucking Dwayne, you know, like you're not out
of touch.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
You gotta be to see a video of Dwayne the
Rock Johnson fucking playing with his daughters and like they're
putting wigs and like lipstick on him and ship and
he's under fire for that talking about Oh, this isn't
a this isn't a good representation of masculinity.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
It's Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To that, I said, what
the fuck are you talking about.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
This?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Bro? Yo the Rock is is you people be like yo,
my b M I and like my percentage? Bro, He's
like in verse, he's like negative body fat. Yeah, man's
shoulders have shoulders, you know what I mean? He owes
his body fat.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Do you know what I'm saying? Somehow like yeah, he's
got a negative balance every school year. This gotta come
up with some body fat somewhere. He got a fat
text to pay that he has to pay his body.
You know what I'm saying. My man is a wrestler.
Actual movie started.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I've been shooting fifty caw machine guns in every movie
out of a helicopter. I'm pretty sure you jumped out
of a helicopter onto a Godzilla and type of creature
in one movie.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
And this is not the masculinity that you're looking for.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
What the fuck is you know what it is, bro,
They want you to not exist. Is like I said,
it's good to be alive.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You're just supposed to be here.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
He's supposed to be a sperm vessel, have children to
shut the fuck up, right, Yeah, that's what you're supposed
to know. No, fun, don't show, don't don't ever say
you love nobody life.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh no.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
The only time you can say it is when like
they're dying in your arms, and even then you can
only say it once under a rainstorm like Hurricane Sandy.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is the only time that you can fucking dick that
you like. You can't cry and say I love it
at the same time, because that's gay. No, that's gay.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
You could even decide I love you or you could cry.
You could pick one. If you do one, then you
are beta. Yeah. If you do both, actually I'm sorry,
then you a beta male. I'm saying. Then you got
to go to the alpha male camp, Doug, And now
you're twenty bands in the OH ship. You know what
that makes? Man sense? Actually, y'all, you know what's their number?
Matter of fact? Lag ready quiet the whole time you
(19:26):
try to cancel? Yeah, stupid, how silly? Yeah? Rocket Money,
Cancel Alfa milk Camp, Rocket Money.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
But the crazy thing is that the fucking most, the
most alpha thing that you could do is that it
has to be yourself. Like, Bro, you walk into any
room and you don't let no man sway who you are,
what you do. You just walk in that bitch, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's alpha. Wait who is it? Ca Lose that's the
name the USC quarterback. The motherfucker he said, I ain't
doing no motherfucker and fuck the combine. I'm him. That's
the ship. Like you didn't see them getting after him
because he had the pig nail polish and the pink phone.
Oh yeah, oh no, oh yeah no, that's man.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Gay.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh you're the number one draft in the NFL. You
number one draft pick. You projected the goal first and
the fucking thing. Oh but yo, this issues.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Watch if he slips in the in the d That's
how stupid motherfuckers are. You got a guy who.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Generationally is gonna be great, Like you know what I'm saying,
He's gonna come out, he's gonna start cooking as soon
as he enters into the league, paints his nails pink
does like ship?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That yo, that's gay.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Watch if this motherfucker doesn't go first because of that, YO,
whoever got the first pick is gonna regret that shit
in a lot of iss.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
I think it's crazy that, like everything except actual gay
sex acts is somehow gay.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like bro like, bro like. I think it's insane that
like some of these.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Some of these fucking like what are they call, like
the gret people alpha beta fucking they be barking his ship,
doing all this extra shit, paying paying multiple fucking thousands
of dollars to just have friends.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm sorry you paid your school to have friends and
then ask some secret bond with each other.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
You got in a room ass naked, and then you
fucking paddled each other, and then you branded one another
with the signal of your house.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
The air licking, bro, don don't forget the air licking.
Oh yeah, they be acting like they'd be eating pussy
by licking there. I'm surprised they.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Never see that they got. They got these men blindfolded
in a row, laying on the ground. They crack an
egg in the first guy's mouth.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
He has to roll over and spit the rug what
in the mouth of the next guy? Down a line
gay no gay.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Listen uh as somebody who uh consumes adult entertainment. That's
called snowballing.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Yeah, you guys are snowballing an egg to be to
live in a house together.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeller, come slopping. What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeller?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Come swapping to share living quarters? Y'all got the nerves
to make fun of taz angels?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah yeah, damn my god. All right, man, it's time
for a break. I need some water. I can't believe this.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Actually this water it's from but water. So enjoy.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Literedy like litery.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Hope you enjoyed those ads for Coyle cutting floorboards. We
are Victory Life podcasting. We're fucking back baby.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Ship. Anyway, what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yeah,
yo u yo. Uncle Victor mentioned something interesting. I was
gonna say, the other bag ship.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
The girls are fighting, but they're not fighting because but
the media wants to make the fight.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Angel Reese l s U Tigers. You know what I'm saying.
Caitlyn Clark Iowa, you know what I'm saying. Big story there,
you know what I mean. They both big time ship talkers.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
And everybody was saying that they had beef, like, Yo,
they got beef, They're gonna they're gonna it's.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Gonna be squabble when they when when they get on
the court.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Angel went on in the post game and was like, Yo, listen,
I don't got no personal beef for Shorty. I'm just
a baller and when I get on the court, I'm
coming to do what I gotta do, bro. And if
you if you in my way, get the funk out
of my way. I'm gonna talk my ship. If you
talking ship, I'm gonna talk my ship right back. And
that's how the what the fuck? That's the game, you
know what I mean? Like we having fun competing?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
What's wrong with that? And I was just like I
was by myself the morning I stood up on my chair.
I was like yeah, I was like, yeah, that's right.
Let him know because this man listen. And we were
talking about off Mike, about this ship.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
But you were saying like that it bugs you out,
like how this mad like weird like etiquette bullshit and sports?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well yeah, yeah, my brother.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
I remember watching some fucking sport on TV and you
were saying, you can't celebrate whenever you whenever you win,
whenever you score, whenever you do something, you can't celebrate.
It's like penalize you have to pay.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's unsportsman like.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I fuck that, bro, when you're telling me, I work
my ass off day after day, just practicing my game.
Finally make it to the fucking finals of of this
which is just competing with the best of the best.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I can't tell somebody suck my day. I gotta keep saying.
I can't just I can't act like I didn't just
wallow you just that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It's it's fucked up because it takes away from the
entertainment of the whole ship. Like yo, listen, man, Like
I know you're miss fan, I'm Yankee fan, you know
what I'm saying, Like piece of love.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
But the Yankees have not had somebody with swag in
so long. Now they got and he is the most
Dominican Dominican like, and he's fucking good, like you know
what I'm saying. So he's out there doing his thing.
He gotta he gotta clutch hit.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yesterday he ran and then when he stopped at second
base or whatever the fuck it was he stopped that
he was banging on his chest he was like, I.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Mean, I get my mind, man, know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
And by the way, for you know, the hit the SAP,
But what he said was, y'all gotta suck my dick.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
You know what I'm saying, Like Yo, because I'm that motherfucker,
I'm him, you know what I'm saying. And when people
have that energy, bro, it adds something else to the game.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That is just like it's not like, Yo, Smith scores
a three pointer. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
The Yankees definitely needed that because before him, they all
just look they all just look like off duty cops.
That's all the Yankees look like. They all look like
fucking volunteer firemen and ship.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Boring as hell. But yeah, shout out shout out, shout
out Sota one time. I mean, I I was like, damn, So,
I feel like, is that the.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Way we get around sportsman like kind of just by Spanish?
Ship of Spanish because I used.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To c Yeah, actually that might be.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah, I'm it's different with women because it's it's like
what Sam J was talking about. With women, it's a
little bit different. You're not expecting that, like, yeah, pussy,
you can't guard They're not expecting that. They expected for
you to just play ball, be pretty, you know, cute, yeah,
and just chill.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah yeah, bitch.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
I think it's crazy that I like, I gotta get
on the court and then like it might happen, it
might not happen, but you mean to tell me that,
Like like let's say I'm I'm guarding the rim or
whatever and then I get dunked on. I can't say
nothing after a face full of your so Bro, Bro,
(27:18):
it's we're the it's the top of the fourth Bro,
we've been We've been out here a while. I ain't
seen the bench at all, and I just got a
face full of fucking I just got a face full
of gold gold plated nuts, sat Bro realistic.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I can't say nothing nothing.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I've seen some situations, Bro, motherfuckers get dumped on, they
point at you and Ship, Yeah it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I can't get up and be like nah fuk I
is yeah, like yeah, it's not the crowd like you
got the other people yelling at Ship. We can't hear
that like on the TV, like like we don't know
what the fun. There was a kid, I think his
name was Kelly o'brew or something like that.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
You can't hear him, but you could literally see him
mouthing you a bitch, You a bitch, and your mother
is a bit. Your grandmother's a bitch. You can't hear
him mother. And I'm like, Yo, this is what we
need you see. This is how you get women to
look at sports, bro, Because once I saw it, I
was like I could watch a full game of this ship.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yo. The COVID ship was a blessing in disguise for
basketball because you could hear everything on the court because
it was no crowd, so there was no crowd noise.
And once they realized, like, Yo, we gotta pum crowd
noise in here because we hear Lebron be like, no, motherfucker,
like that's my ball.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
This isn't clip. It was just it was a funny
shit ever.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
It was just like they got a call wrong and
like it was like the Lakers ball. Lebron had to
get the ball back and he was just like he
was sitting on the score table. He was just like
like flummoxed.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
He was just like, hey, hey, that's all that's wrong.
That's all, Bro, But just screaming and the yelling and
you can hear every single fucking person saying something. I
was like, Bro, this is this is what we need
to see, Like I don't want to I don't want
to hear just I want to hear motherfuckers cursing each other.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, Like I'm doing this ship with Mellow now.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
And one of my favorite things ever is if you
go on YouTube and you put you just type of
Carmelo Anthony funk out of here. It's just it's a
fucking fifteen minute video super cut of him grabbing rebounds
and be like.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Out of here, out of here. I got this ship, Like,
this is what I want to hear.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Ro Bro, you know what they gotta do. You know
how you save be e T as a network? You
just you just air the games again but uncensored on
just that ship on BT.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I'm cutting no crowd, all your hair is not fuck
out of here. I gave you forty last week, you
fucking boso.
Speaker 12 (29:48):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Also, I think that athletes should be able to fuck
people up in the crowd, Like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You see that's something you know what I'm saying. That's
a petition I'll sign.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, fuck halftime show, bro, Like fuck like entertainment, Like
I don't want to see Shorty throwing the bowls off
the foot into onto your head. I want to see
the motherfucker that called Lebron a pussy and I said,
roll three, section four, whatever. Now you've got a slap
box this motherfucker. And it's at half court and Lebron,
Lebron don't look that big from that far away.
Speaker 13 (30:22):
You walk up on that motherfucker, you realize this motherfucker's
hands is the size of a fucking yuka, and you
realize that you may have fucked around a.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Little too much. Now you're about to find out. Now
your it's crazy.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Now.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Other day I got to pull up a Merrow and
Mellow at the seven pm in Brooklyn podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Mellow Yo, Mellow as tall as not only is he tall,
he's fun as a motherfucker crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Just catch you off, God, But I really want to
talk about watching Merrow, bro Cook Yo, I just want
to give you your flowers.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Brok really ship, I.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Watched him go body that ship put your interview in
the way you interview, Bro. I don't think I've ever
seen I've never seen some ship like that, Bro, where
you can make people feel so comfortable with themselves that
they will talk about ship or bring up things that
they would never do anywhere else. Like Merrow is truly
real fast, Bro, You're really a master at this ship.
(31:22):
And people don't see the behind the scenes ship, but
it's real work, bro, and seeing how he maneuver that
ship and just do it so spot on, professionally beautifully
without no hiccups. Shout out to you, Bron.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
Definitely, I knew it was coming. I knew it was
kind of This is why you can't be not bro.
She was every fifteen seconds. This is a certified glaze moment,
(32:09):
making the gathering card.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, I summoned glazed. That's the title of the episode.
Someone Clay, Yo, this.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
Is yo, man.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
But no, but now Meryl can't say anything because that'd
be gay if I'm like, yo, thank you, that's mass
being old beta.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, listen, I thought being a woman is complicated, be
the dude and navigating gay this is bad complicated, bro.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, because it can be gay. You also can be
gay and be gay. You can't even be gay be gay,
you know what I'm saying. She's crazy, honestly. Honestly, though,
there are some things that are gayer than sex with men,
like paying eighteen bands to go to this that is,
in fact gayer than having sex with a man. Yo,
because you you just said I want to lay in
(33:14):
the sand with twenty dudes. I don't know. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
If you just write that down on a piece of paper,
like come on, dog, it's setting off the alarms, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
But thank you know what I'm saying. Even though that
makes me walk in thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
But I will say this, the reason why it works
is because I'm having fun, baby, you know what I'm saying.
Like I think Kim Katral says some shit like I
don't want to be anywhere for even an hour that
I'm not having fun.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Don't ever put me in a situation.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I'm like yeah, I'm like yeah, I'm like, bro, listen,
I'm an immigrant child, so like yes and no, you
know what I'm saying, because we gotta get kind of
get to this bag. But at the same time, it's like, bro,
you could tell when a mother Bro when you fucking
walk into a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Me and when you walk into where in a.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Like you, hey, look, I want to I want to
give a quick shout, you know what I'm saying, to
a nice, fine Italian establishment called me CDC. You know
what I'm saying, because when you go there, it's a
good vibe because you know the people there is like
it's it's a it's like a homey situation, you know.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
And I don't be homie, like yo, I know this
motherfucker he owns the spot. Like it's it feels like comfortable,
you know what I mean. And like when you make
people feel comfortable, they feel comfortable and then they have
comfortable conversations and you don't got to pull nothing out
of nobody, you know what I mean. If we're just
all chilling and I'm an open book, like I'll tell
you whatever the fuck, bro, what did you smoke?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I smoke angel us Bro, Like not anymore, you know
what I mean? This month but like as far as
far as I know, I know, you know what I'm saying.
I enrolled all my own blunts this year this month,
but you know, but not I feel like I really
got to do it, like kind of making people feel
like yo, you know what I'm saying. I ain't try
to get you, bro, you know what I mean. Like
we just said having a good time, Yeah, you know
(35:03):
what I mean, vibing and you know damn.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
But speaking of restaurants, we got to talk about mister
Eric Adam. I don't want to talk about Eric Adam.
Who I really want to talk about is a Miyami
or luvering.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Bro. This is a woman who interviewed well, I don't
know if it was an interview or a fucking frying session.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I'm in the breakfast club, bro. Wow, she took them
into bro and throwing them in the basket. She is
fucking brilliant. I am a fan. I love her. I
followed her on every platform. She cornered this man so badly.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
All she did was asking questions he had to answer. Literally,
that's it. All she did was asking questions, and he
had to answer them.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
He did.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
He didn't have nobody helping him, no outing, even Charlemagne,
who he thought would like yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Said, Yo, she's right though. She's cooking you right now.
You're walking and.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Thinking like yo. He got me Like I could just
pivot to him and be like, you know what I'm saying.
We was at the restaurant last name. We were talking
about this Charlotte. He gonna be like, no, I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I know what you're talking about. Man, That ain't it,
that's not ain't it.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, I just wanted to really speak about her. Shout
out to her, bro. She stood on topic. She stood
on his ass. She did not allow him to gaslight her.
She didn't allow him to undermine her questions or to
like reiterate some bullshit to take her off a topic.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
She was on his ass.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
He couldn't take it so bad that the NYPD is
still harassing her today all on their Twitter, and then
the next morning the motherfuckers being baptized by Al Sharpton.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
This motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Bro. Every time I read something about Eric Adams, Bro,
I feel like I'm playing like Assassin's Creed, Like quest
you on right now, you fucking boso like you're trying
to become a free back getting baptized.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Cool. I don't think.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
I don't think there's I don't think a picture of
him at his desk exists. I don't think that exists.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Is clean as fuck. Yeah, they're gonna have to. They
don't have to they're gonna have to ai that ship
like they did Shorty Family.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
What's her name again, William Yeah yeah, Kate Middleton, Yeah,
they have that ship.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I know my white women, bro, I don't know white
people in general. I'm terrible with that. I'm the worst
white people identify her. We have that game? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you guys follow Scotty B on Twitter? Yeah, she's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
But she does this ship where she she plays this
game where people just tell her white people name or
you gotta name the white faces to white actors.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Like match the names in the face. I'm taking a
super l Yeah. Five of them, bro, and they're old
Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
Fucking h speaking of famous people and not knowing who
they are. We we all definitely know Gerrod Carmichael, right,
Oh yeah, so he got a he got a reality
show now I think it's I think it's on Hulu
or something. And there's a clip, there's clips going viral
of his interview with Tyler the Creator, where he basically
confesses like having feelings for Tyler, not in that moment,
(38:15):
but he says that when he did it that Tyler's
response was a sort of callous and uh, basically, Tyler
responded exactly how we thought Tyler the fucking Creator will
respond to something like that, and yeah, and the internet's
just having a lot of fun with it. And I
think it's I thought it was just funny to bring
to the table and tell you guys that, because the
clip in question is mad funny dude like Girod's just like.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, but you didn't.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
You didn't give me any closure, like you didn't actually
say anything, and he read the text back to Tyler.
He was like, uh, I think after I said I
have feelings for you, you called me a stupid bitch
and said let's go get.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Burgers factual because it come on, He's like, stop playing
those stupid games. Let's go to let's go to in
and out, let's go to ind out, Let's jump and
my McLaren, I feel like I see both sides. But
you know what, No, I don't. I don't. I'm sorry
(39:13):
Tyler the Creator, Bro, what do you expect from him?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
He's a golf ball and he already told you two
times so in that clip, he's basically this is the
third time Jared is basically telling Tyler the Creator he
had feelings for him. Bro, he already told you twice
I'm good. The third time you bring a camera crew, bro,
and I feel like we're gonna get this out of
you somehow. I've been not a fan, but I've watched
(39:39):
Tyler the Creative Creator since he came out in the future. Bro,
he was being nice in that interview. If anybody knows
like Tyler the Creator's personality, he was being man nice
in that interview.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, I think I feel like from what I've seen
in his interviews, he's he don't really want to get
into like, Yo, this is my personal life. I'm dating
so and so, I do this, I do that, you
know what I mean. Like he seems like a private dude.
But at the same time, it's like, bro, like do
corner a nigga like that.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Cindro in the middle of the.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
Interview to Ron Carmichael's like processing his feelings and then
fucking Tyler waves over the hotel staff to bring them
food and he starts just the full black in front
of collapsing toron car.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Because in the video, literally like his body bark is
rolling throughout the interview, you can tell that he is
really in a vulnerable state, and he's really trying to
express his feelings, and Tyler's just like, oh, ship.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
The food Tylers like, Tyler's like a ship here and
then eating Carmichael's eating. They both traded. She puts it
down and then Tyler's like, yo, you you're gonna finish that?
Like aw some yo. It's some fucking straight out of
a sick com And then he's like, no, why you
want it?
Speaker 5 (41:01):
He's like, no, I want it. I was just asking,
just asking, like, Bro, I don't know where you're not going, Yo,
that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
I don't know what. I don't know what he was
trying to do with that.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I don't know if he was trying to get like
Tyler the Creator to tell him I don't have feelings
for you, or I do have feelings for you.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
I don't know what the theme was, Bro.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
I mean like you remember you remember that song? You
remember that song with Tyler and a potato salad he
at the end of his verse or somewhere around there. Uh,
He's saying at the end of at the end of
his verse on potato salad, Tyler the Creator says, uh,
y'all cop cush, I cop houses and fill him with
(41:44):
some Leo Decaps and Cole Sprouse's.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
So Gerard, baby, I'm sorry, but you're looking Tyler's demo.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Bro, this is information we all. Oh, no, bro, I
know that Tyler likes white man, been bisexual out.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Loud, bro.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
And then speaking of Leonardo DiCaprio, I did the fucking
I did the lean forward and ship because when he
when he dropped those lyrics and then he finally actually
came out, I was like, that's skinny, little pasty motherfucker Lucas.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
That's what he was doing. That's what future bro.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
That that little that skinny little white boy in the
Supreme hoodie on the cover of all that ship.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I was like, what did you do?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Then Tyler came out and he was like, oh, Leo
Decaps and Cole sprouses, that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
So that's what Lucas does.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
So Lucas is never mind man, never mind man. Go ahead, bro,
Lucas got Lucas got a link up with Alri never mind,
never mind, bro.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I love you know what I'm saying that the place
it's not hopeless like this Turkish dating app. We'll be
right back of literary like literary, like yo we're back.
You know what I'm saying. I hope you found love.
You know what I'm saying with Georgina. You know who's
(43:12):
not fine in love?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Man?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
And who's fucking an idiot? My man? Matthe Matic Michigan, Matt.
You know what I'm saying. Who You got the name
of a dickhead?
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Bro? Anytime motherfuckers have like alliteration names. Whi's just like
matthematic personal.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
We got two m's. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
you're yeah, So you're automatically you're a fucking penis. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And he added to his length of his penis metaphorically.
You know what I'm saying, saying, what did you do?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Man? Added to his penosity? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 14 (44:06):
By tweeting, completely uninformed that there was two buses of
migrants being dropped off in the Detroit Metro area.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Does anybody know where this?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Uh? I want to read this shit verbatim because this
shit is so dumb happening right now. Three busses just
loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Anyone have any idea where they're headed? With their police
escort mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
And then this is why this is the only redeeming
thing about fucking Twitter nowadays, is that is seventy five
percent of the time I want to say, the community
note will dunk on the tweet.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and the community not,
says Readers added context.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
This is the men's Gonzaga Division One basketball team in
Detroit for the nc double A, a national Sweet sixteen tournament,
with the link to the Zags basketball Twitter and the
story about the fucking game.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
So listen, you fucking idiot. Yo, maybe listen. This is
another thing we talked about a lot of times on
the show, is like age limits for people. You know
what I'm saying, age limits and educational limits. B Like
if you never took the classical book, I don't think
you should be a representative anywhere, you know what I'm saying.
And clearly he's gotta not do that because you just
(45:31):
saw a bus and yo, listen, these team busses did
be having it says like Gonzaga, you know what I mean?
Like like I saw a g n A Z and
was like Latino, They're from Guatemala.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
Listen, hold on, he said, hold on, God, damn it,
what do you mean the Gonzales basketball team.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Where were they from?
Speaker 8 (45:50):
This is the.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Cartel topos.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Next thing you know, they're gonna be pushing cocaine through
our elementary schools.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I love that guy. I love the community knows.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
Just keep frying him, because if you look at the
very next tweet, he goes, wait, no, that's just happening.
Hundreds of illegal hundreds of thousands of illegals are pouring
into our country.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Wait, know what's happening in Michigan?
Speaker 7 (46:11):
Our own governors offering wanted to take them in and
says they can't trust some fake news investigate citizens.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Well, the process of investigating these issues take side, and
then the fucking yeahs out of context.
Speaker 14 (46:28):
Hey, Dick, the buses and police escort are for the
Gonzaga University men's basketball team who are playing a Sweet
sixteen game at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit on February.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
On Friday, Friday, February twenty ninth, Like, Marsh, goddamn it,
hold on, the.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Next treet is basketball players, you dumb, fucking in bred,
you're going sure they are coming.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
This is a state. Phil Lewis, the weird voice of
reason on Twitter.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
Yeah, Phil Lewis goes, this is an elected official, by
the way, Yeah, fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Bro? I'll tell you what I think that we forgot
because we live in Americans are so fucking racist. We
forget that racists are literally fucking stupid, like you, literally
your mind cannot you being racist?
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Shows that IQ is low. Scientifically, it's just proven that
you are a dumb bitch. But it's just so normal
our society. We then, I just got all kinds of
politicians all over the place, just don't I do.
Speaker 7 (47:52):
I think everybody just like I think, they just need
to let all of these people loose. And we just
like Liz's brawlye ideas, man them ships has grown on me, Bro,
I think we gotta let all these motherfuckers out and
it's just survival of the fittest in front of a
waffle house, that's I think.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
That's I think that's what we gotta do. That's it.
And speaking of waffle house, yo, listen, this is why the.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Creators and the people the minds behind teching are brilliant,
you know what I'm saying. Because first they came out
and they were like, yo, you know what, We're going
to make a fighting game. This is back back in
the day when when tech was you know what I'm saying. First,
we're gonna make a fighting game. We're gonna make a
guy called King and we're going to put a leopard
head on him.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
You know what I'm saying. We're not going to do
the normal shaped and this is a big guy, skinny guy,
weird guy. We're gonna put a tiger on the head.
And they keep innovating because they are going to make
one of the scenes that you fight in a waffle house.
So yes, and no it's not it's not confirmed yet,
(48:57):
but I like, but I like your thought process right now,
so so so so you're not gonna You're not gonna
do the give.
Speaker 7 (49:07):
Us waffle house please, You're not gonna give us waffle
house for the longest time, the longest time I've been
with you.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Then I like the waf house we talked about.
Speaker 7 (49:16):
And he's just like, be sure to explain the basis
for the request, so U to get everybody up to speed.
Uh Katsu is the uh creative director of Techan and
he went on Twitter and he asked, okay, his quote
his tweet verbatim is okay, I will only ask about this.
I will only ask once about this request. Why do
(49:39):
some communities send me requests for quote waffle House? Will
he was found out that black people like her music? Yeah,
he said, please be sure to explain the basis for
the request, including the original story history on background, which
is the most Japanese.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Let's just say I want to do the fact. Yeah,
I look forward to.
Speaker 7 (50:02):
An explanation from someone who knows more. And this is
why techan is good ass teching, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Who sent it in?
Speaker 7 (50:11):
And I hope you do write up a email now.
I mean I was going to, but then I looked
at like the quotes and responses and I was like,
oh no go yeah. I was like they gotta cover.
But like this is why I fuck it. And like
the thing about teching is like, you know how like
black people just gravitate to certain ship. Techan is like that,
Like it's a Japanese game by a Japanese developer and
all this shit. But for some reason, it's like it's
(50:34):
glad like black people the hood just fuck with techn bro,
Like like black people just love teching. So the waffle
House shit started as a joke, but people have but
like every time something pops off at a waffle house
like in real life, they're like, yo, we need this
stage in tech. And so I just think it's really
cool that Harad is like one of the few, you know,
(50:55):
one of the few developers or directors out there that's
like actually like okay, Like it's just it's just refreshing
to see this sort of like this sort of interaction
with like the community, because like at the end of
the day, like it's a fighting game, yeah, and if
nobody's playing it, your game is dead. Like all games
are like that. If nobody's playing your ship, your game
is So it's cool to see him like actually entertain
the idea of like waffle House team in fucking techan oh.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Cry, because I'm just imagining it like this, like very
like you know what I'm saying, like very professional Japanese
man sitting at his desk with his glasses on the ship, yeah,
being like why do you guys like waffle House?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Why must be fighting in a waffle house? See him
looking up mad fucking waffle House compilations on YouTube? Ye
oh my god, yeah, oh I get it now.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
He's oh, I got to make the background interactive now,
you know what I'm saying, because they got.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
To throw a chair and ship.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
Yeah when when short when the employee, like when Shorty
caught the chair, I was like, nah, this has to
be a tech in stage bro, Like there's no way
it's not a tech and stage man fucking getting it
in and.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Ship shout because Waffle's family all the ones I've been to,
Like you know, you go to Hood, you go to
Kennedy Fried and ship like Mama do is safe? Bro?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yeah, like Mama dude is fucking safe.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
You could walk up in there with a ouzy and
he's like all right, bro, yeah, fight this bitch up, Nigga,
I'm good like I'm doing. You ain't gonna get me,
like unless the ship hits the fucking little spinny window
and like turns around and somehow there's some matrix bullet magic.
But like, bro, waffle House is just wide open, Doug,
like they ship is wide open, fam. And I've seen
way too many action movies and ship where like Jason
(52:27):
Bourne just grabs a motherfucker and smashes their face onto
like a hot grill where I'm just like like I
be sitting there and it's like, fam, I'm waiting for
the waffle House video where it's just like they throw
a motherfucker on the grill, like and throw gravy on
top of him and ship. Yeah, like they're like the
fucking Watchman scene. He's like, I've got locked in here
with you.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
You're locked in here with Get in the basket, bitch,
gross Man.
Speaker 7 (52:52):
Yeah, speaking of throwing hands, my boy, my boot Liz
with the filing day, that's just.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
The problem with you latitos. That's why we had to turn.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
The Gonzales basketball bus away because you guys.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Are very violent.
Speaker 14 (53:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Try Yeah.
Speaker 7 (53:16):
Speaking of dollarnds, fucking Godzilla x Kong, come on, you
know I how to do it too, you Gozilla x Kong.
The New Empire opens with one hundred and ninety four
million dollars worldwide after a budget of only one hundred
and thirty five million, making it the biggest opening weekend
of twenty twenty four. And I just want to say,
as a Godzilla fan for all these years, I think
(53:37):
it's fucking awesome that we had the one really serious,
like really serious like war drama Godzilla movie. Winn an
Oscar at the same time as we have this dumb
big monkey, big lizard movie this bread.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I love to see it. I love to see it.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
It's ay of man, It's fantastic. So yeah, I just
wanted to say that I'm proud of I'm proud of
a big lizard man.
Speaker 8 (54:00):
You glazing Godzilla is crazy, yo, But I'm like because
I'm just like, Yo, I cannot fucking wait to take
six hundred milligrams of T A C and go watch
the ship.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
I'm xb. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
We were back in a couple of days. Motherfucker. You
know why because this is episode D. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying, radio fiure listen, godmother, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Goddamn it. Victors in the building on the phone checking
his day trading. Goddamnit.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Minutes here, he's got his knee in in the positions
that has fletchtar on. You know what I'm saying, because
he's ready, got the sham god ready for the playoffs.
And of course the motherfucker that gets the computer's goddammit.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
It's sane.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Yeah, somebody's got pregnant. We'll see forty eight hours, bitch,
ho I love you mine.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
A victory light
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Light, night, night, h
Yeah, you've seen the frustration overlaps into chronics, Stacey. He's
now into the gangster mode, you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Know what, like a lictory like like like mh lictedly
like don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yoh my god.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Y'oll listen, we're back. It's fucking victory, like you know
what I'm saying. We're back in the we uh the
second episode of the Trap House.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It feels so good, bro. These couches a huge bit.
Everything's comfortable.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Let me tell you something before we start, and I
introduced nice steam codes. These couches are so comfortable y'all
that when I go hard, like I sweat, you know
what I'm saying, Like my ass's o D. But these
are the type of couches, bro, that they're sweat waking.
So we're gonna go so hard from now until Infinity
(01:09):
on this show, and asses is gonna be dry as fuck.
Could shout out the uncle Victor forgetting the best, most
absorbent couches from Bob's furniture.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
His Uncle Victor, they are not sweat wicking.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That you wanted to start the show like that lost
half audience or it's April Fool's Day.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We were gonna do some foolis ship, but we're not
because you're gonna hit his sh tomorrow and it's not
gonna make any fucking sense.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know what I'm saying. In the mother fuability, we
got this. You know what I'm saying, Rady fight the card.
You know what I mean. Mini is back after a
long stretch. Rehappened. You know what I'm saying, He's back
for the playoffs. And of course you know is in
a building b making everything, getting the computer's put in.
It's Sun insane who showed up.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
You know what I'm saying. On time today, which is
like half an hour late on time for him. I mean,
I was like, I'll be like, yo, let this feel him.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
He's what I mean, throwing You know what I'm saying,
at the end of the night, fucking three in the morning,
he's throwing on the fucking goddamn uh motherfucking Anita Baker.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You know what I'm saying, time, what's the ship? What's
to get the fun? What's to get everybody fun out
of here? Joint? Right now? Lights is on, bro, like you.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Lights is on, y'all gotta heap it man, knowing how
sign he throwing some earth wind and fire to.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Get nobody off the club. Can't fucking body.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Shot drink mag.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're like, I don't remember this version? What is this?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
What is this?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Is this the seventies? This soning same? Yeah? Man, what
episode is this that?
Speaker 9 (03:15):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Say? Yo, this is episode thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yo, it's a numerology episode, bro, because we got thirty
seven right, what's today's math? What today's mathematics? God, today's
mathematics is knowledge born understanding? So boom, we got episode
thirty seven. We got the thing I drunk got right
across the street.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And they also, I think college is like sweet sixteen
or at lead eight or something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't know. For I don't know, bitches. Being the
man's record is yeah, girls, girls know about numerology, so
I don't know, make it makes sense. I forgot I
failed math every every year. I was like, y'all, I
got a sixty five in that geometry region. So I
(03:58):
was like, bro, fucking.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Did you guys have cheating buddies where like y'all would
just swap answers based on what y'all was better at.
Oh yeah, like I would like math was not my
strong shot at all, but I fuck it asta writing
and reading and all that ship. So me and my
man's Jeffrey shout out Jeffrey Battista. His his voice, his
voice ain't dropped till like junior years.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So I'm like two years of high school like this.
You got the answers. Brother, I'll be like, yeah, bro, yo,
you'll let me see that homework, all right, but.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
So so shout out, shout out Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Bro So Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
He would give me his math answers and I give
him my reading answers sometimes until eventually we both got
smart enough to not need to do that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But yeah, so y'all listen, man, it's we back.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's been a weekend. It's one day, baby, this day
was east. It's been like you know, howiday holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I know what I did. I want to ask what
I did because I live vicariously through the youth. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's why I meant No, I'll call it. I'll face
something for them. Want to be like, yo, what you're doing?
What young people doing right now.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
At this time?
Speaker 10 (05:03):
Okay, Diddy, He's like, so I did the fucking Eastern buddy,
ship man.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That filled a bunch of eggs up and ship through them,
ships all around the house. Whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Hilarious because my mother in law is there, who was
like hard body Jewish lady, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She was. I was like, no, this is this is
fucking great. I got fucked up, you know what I'm saying,
because I don't think it would be marrow if you didn't. Nah, nah.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And you know what it is, list too, Like when
I'm in my crib, it's like home field advantage, Like
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I could walk around.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm sure y'all feel the same way when you when
you've become familiar with your crib and like you can
basically walk around that motherfucker with your eyes closed, like
you got to the lights on. You're like, yeah, I'm
right here, man. That's how I am now with the crib.
Like I took like twenty falls and like upp with
my neck. But we didn't know, so I was just like, hey,
you know what me the shrooms, you know what I'm saying,
(06:01):
the rooms, You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
We have a little Giggle Party, Easter Easter, have the
Bunny looking for real?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah it's not even the Easter Bunny, it's the motherfucker
from Donnie Dark. Yeah, Donny Dark old bunny following you around.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's my worst nightmare.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, Brady could make the ship out of a scary
We're making this Easter buddy horror film.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, man, but you're not, Bro.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I feel like that's all I did. You know what
I'm saying, I ate good. You know what I'm saying.
Shout to the cops. No, shout out to the cops.
I don't even that's not a cop. That was a
fire rescue. Yeah, that's like you, I signed on a
scumming back, bro, because I can.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Tell the difference. I can't tell the difference. No, that's
the police had that ship.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Yeah, Easter was cool, man, I mean I never gave
a I don't know, bro, Like I feel like we
we My family was never like religious like that, but
like any day we got off you know, like any
day we got off work or off school, it was
always a party anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So like we didn't do any like Easter Easter shit.
But like.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
My son's mother is super into that, so like she
she did like all the egg basket and all that
shit and like, and then her partner's parents flew in
and shit, so spent time with the boys and shit,
and they met her new daughter. So like the family
has like a little princess now because it was my baby.
Mom's was outnumbered because it was me, my two sons
and her new man and then just her.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So it's just man male energy everywhere.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
So now she finally got a little you know what
I mean, little princess in the house and shit, and
like my boys, my boys are big brothers to a
little girl. So it's like it's like it's like cute
to see.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
It was so much fun, bro, I tell you, ma,
we can. I'm gonna believe it.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Me and my family we tired of being treated so
nicely shrans. We was like, yo, we want to, we
want to we want to get treated like ship.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
So when you went Golden Crust, she said, get the
chili with the little airplane bag of fucking cool.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We used to go to bb q's all the time
when we was like teenagers.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Hell yeah, and then recently we went to Olive Guard
and shout out the Olive garden.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
They treated us so nice. It was so dope.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
But we was like, yo, we forgot what this what
it feels like to just be straight up treated like ship.
We stopped going to bbq's for a long time, so
we finally went. We had the time of our lives.
Terrible customer service, that's exactly what we wanted, bro, beautiful food.
It was fucking amazing. It was so good.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I had a bla because it's like it really do yo, fam.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
They got so many fucking for a place that's so chaotic,
they got mad fucking rules, like yo, hey, I'm here
with four people, one of them is parking the car
right now.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Can we just like start you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
No, everybody gotta be here, and they gotta have the IDs,
and I gotta know their name, and they got to
know my cousin.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, Like, I'm just trying to go in here and
drink wings that you poured Hennessy on. Bro, Like stop,
and that's the spot too, because like if you're because
I don't drink like a lot, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I'm more like a smoker. So I'm just like, Bro,
I go there and I drink like two of them drinks.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's all right. I'm like, bro, this I call it
that fn F like I'm fucking or I'm fighting, like.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, shut out of
each other like hucking at the same time, give.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Me two long islands from bbq's and send me to
one of them alpha male camps. I promise you, nobody,
I promise you ain't nobody walking out of that bitch
except me.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
I drink two baby races BBQ anything like babe a
boy life No, no, sorry, boy fucking pussy, You're gonna fail.
I'm piss a your asshole. Not wait, because that will
(10:13):
be fucking game. This is alpha male camp all right
here locase ship. I'm like, bro, what the fuck this
is about?
Speaker 9 (10:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Listen man, Yeah, no case shit now here, but chunk
this raw egg out of my mouth. Yeah, like yo,
I want to first of all, listen for the listeners.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
These are camps where you go and it's like fake
Navy seal training, but it's just bros yelling at you
to help you become an alpha male, a real man.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Liz, you know what I'm saying. A real man.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I listen nuts hang and don't listen to his to
his broad wife when she says, hey, we gotta pay
the light bill.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know what I'm saying, You can't gamble on the
Rangers this week.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And he's like, shut up, Claudia, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
that's how you learn to be a real man.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Shut up, Geraldine. You can't just see I'm trying to
make waves off Carl and shut your goddamn mouth to
raise to breathe men like that, real men, you know
what I'm saying. And it only costs twenty bands only. Yes,
go sell you, civic, you know what I mean. You
just got Yeah, just sell, just sell real quick, Just
(11:26):
sell one by fish out of your pond and just
sell one of them healthy. I'm gonna have to get
some change on that list. They got rare markings. Yeah,
they got rare patterns.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I can't believe that people are dead ass well, dudes
are paying eighteen bands, eighteen bands to be berated and
yelled at.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
I'm like, yo, bro, just get marriedst it costs the
same amount.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I will curse you out for half that, straight up.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Half of that listen the whole victory, like crew will
cuss you out monthly for just one monthly payment of
five ninety nine dollars plus.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Tax, yeah and shipping.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Bro, it sounds it sounds like, I don't know, I
feel like all the alpha male, like all that alpha
male rhetoric, like on paper, if you never told me, oh,
this is what alpha male shit sounds like, it sounds
like the most beta shit ever. Bro, You mean to
tell me the way that you could be the most
manly is by never listening to women and heeding the
(12:31):
fucking advice and.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Opinions of the men around you. Only ever, what the
fuck's out about?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Like, I don't know, let's dues, would you talk like
when when dudes be like, Yo, you know what I'm saying,
he's the man, He's the man, He's the man. It's like, bro,
you're getting laid right, yeah, tip like typically right, It's like, Yo,
he's getting man's getting knocking him down. But you got
some bad joints, you know what I'm saying? So why
the fuck would I ignore the people? I'm the population.
(13:00):
I'm trying to fuck listen to this bold guylock shadow
and a fucking affliction T shirt. Who's telling me I'm
a pussy and I'm never gonna get pussy. I'm like, Bro,
you don't get.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
That's why you're here. Sow me how to get. That's
not for you, myster logical thinking person.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
That's not for you.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This is for motherfuckers who have never been around men
in their entire lives. Yo. They have father issues, they
have women issues. They got all kinds of issues. Fathers
in the hole, the.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Fathers in the hose, in the hell guys, bro, because
I was I watched the clip of that ship and
they're at the beach and he's yelling in their faces,
mimicking them because they're like, He's like, why did you
want to come to the camp? And they're like, Oh,
I want to be a better husband, I want to
be a better father, I want to be a better entrepreneur.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
He's oh, I want to be You're a fucking bro,
I want to be a better husband. You're a bitch,
You're a pussy, like Bro, I can do that for
two bays for just to be berated. I got you.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Just tune in twice a week, babe, little got you
for Also, what is what is like Okay, you want
to be a better husband and a better better father.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
What does that have to do with being buried up
to your neck and.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Saying I've done a lot of things in my in
my fucking one hundred and thirty eight years of marriage.
I don't know what a sledgehamer has to do with
any of it. I think if a sledgeham is putty
to marriage, something's wrong. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like,
what the fuck bro?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
They doing?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
And it's and it's just mad. It's arbitrary ship, bro,
Like I've watched it, Like, listen, y'all watch these videos.
B Google Alpha Male. Watch all these fucking videos. One
of them, the dude is like he's trying to be intimidating,
but it's like, bro, you're not you know what I'm saying,
because he's just like.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
See your fucking faces, and you motherfucking pussies aren't gonna
fucking make it.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
And he starts going to like the once goes up
like three actives and he stays into like like Karen
com putting into the matter of voice. I think it's
like a week a week prog. Yeah, bro, it's like
a week straight. Bro, it's like fake navy steel training.
They got these niggas on the beach lane in the
water with water shoes on.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I'm like, what kind of you? You are alpha male
but you gotta wear water? You you are alpha male
with slimmy Yeah, you're alpha male with with the toe
shoes on?
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Absolutely not. You got each individual toe covered with some
you You you're kicking New York with you with toes
covering individually?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You are you thirty eight years old? The model? You
got the fucking purple to sex with bourbon now fast, bro,
Come on, they're a model, like alpha male. They're trying
to like get up like that's what product? That's the
other ship? Is a product? Is somebody who is a
sex trafficker?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Well yeah, literally a sex trafficker and we'll be able
to murder somebody with their bare hands and go and
grab a car right afterwards. That is the fucking theme. Like,
it makes no sense. How is it that you are
an alpha male trainer?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Right?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
You charging people twenty bands and you can't even talk
to these people correctly. You are so emotional you can't
even get a message across. What is alpha about that?
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
You know your blood pressure is risen. It has you
are angry at what he got a he was. I
remember in that same video he got a tattoo of
like his alpha male logo. He's like, I will cut
this off of my fucking skin before you pussies get
this tattooed on you. It's like, bro, we need fathers
(16:40):
in the home and we need mental health experts mediately.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Crazy Crazy flipped the table, but like he grabbed it
with one hand. Yeah, and he's like, I ain't gonna
be able to do this one hand. So then he
starts to flip the one hand and he grabs it
with the other hand. He barely flips that ship over.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
And he's just like, I'm like, bro, this is not
alpha male.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
This It's like, yo, miss the fucking Isaacson substitute teacher
for seventh grade, who's who's Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm seeing more alpha male energy from fucking miss Jones.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
You know what I'm saying when the when the whole
moom class don't calm down, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Like, Bro, fucking Dwayne, you know, like you're not out
of touch.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
You gotta be to see a video of Dwayne the
Rock Johnson fucking playing with his daughters and like they're
putting wigs and like lipstick on him and ship and
he's under fire for that talking about Oh, this isn't
a this isn't a good representation of masculinity.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
It's Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To that, I said, what
the fuck are you talking about.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
This?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Bro? Yo the Rock is is you people be like yo,
my b M I and like my percentage? Bro, He's
like in verse, he's like negative body fat. Yeah, man's
shoulders have shoulders, you know what I mean? He owes
his body fat.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Do you know what I'm saying? Somehow like yeah, he's
got a negative balance every school year. This gotta come
up with some body fat somewhere. He got a fat
text to pay that he has to pay his body.
You know what I'm saying. My man is a wrestler.
Actual movie started.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I've been shooting fifty caw machine guns in every movie
out of a helicopter. I'm pretty sure you jumped out
of a helicopter onto a Godzilla and type of creature
in one movie.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
And this is not the masculinity that you're looking for.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
What the fuck is you know what it is, bro,
They want you to not exist. Is like I said,
it's good to be alive.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You're just supposed to be here.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
He's supposed to be a sperm vessel, have children to
shut the fuck up, right, Yeah, that's what you're supposed
to know. No, fun, don't show, don't don't ever say
you love nobody life.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh no.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
The only time you can say it is when like
they're dying in your arms, and even then you can
only say it once under a rainstorm like Hurricane Sandy.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is the only time that you can fucking dick that
you like. You can't cry and say I love it
at the same time, because that's gay. No, that's gay.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
You could even decide I love you or you could cry.
You could pick one. If you do one, then you
are beta. Yeah. If you do both, actually I'm sorry,
then you a beta male. I'm saying. Then you got
to go to the alpha male camp, Doug, And now
you're twenty bands in the OH ship. You know what
that makes? Man sense? Actually, y'all, you know what's their number?
Matter of fact? Lag ready quiet the whole time you
(19:26):
try to cancel? Yeah, stupid, how silly? Yeah? Rocket Money,
Cancel Alfa milk Camp, Rocket Money.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
But the crazy thing is that the fucking most, the
most alpha thing that you could do is that it
has to be yourself. Like, Bro, you walk into any
room and you don't let no man sway who you are,
what you do. You just walk in that bitch, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's alpha. Wait who is it? Ca Lose that's the
name the USC quarterback. The motherfucker he said, I ain't
doing no motherfucker and fuck the combine. I'm him. That's
the ship. Like you didn't see them getting after him
because he had the pig nail polish and the pink phone.
Oh yeah, oh no, oh yeah no, that's man.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Gay.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh you're the number one draft in the NFL. You
number one draft pick. You projected the goal first and
the fucking thing. Oh but yo, this issues.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Watch if he slips in the in the d That's
how stupid motherfuckers are. You got a guy who.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Generationally is gonna be great, Like you know what I'm saying,
He's gonna come out, he's gonna start cooking as soon
as he enters into the league, paints his nails pink
does like ship?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That yo, that's gay.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Watch if this motherfucker doesn't go first because of that, YO,
whoever got the first pick is gonna regret that shit
in a lot of iss.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
I think it's crazy that, like everything except actual gay
sex acts is somehow gay.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like bro like, bro like. I think it's insane that
like some of these.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Some of these fucking like what are they call, like
the gret people alpha beta fucking they be barking his ship,
doing all this extra shit, paying paying multiple fucking thousands
of dollars to just have friends.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm sorry you paid your school to have friends and
then ask some secret bond with each other.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
You got in a room ass naked, and then you
fucking paddled each other, and then you branded one another
with the signal of your house.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
The air licking, bro, don don't forget the air licking.
Oh yeah, they be acting like they'd be eating pussy
by licking there. I'm surprised they.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Never see that they got. They got these men blindfolded
in a row, laying on the ground. They crack an
egg in the first guy's mouth.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
He has to roll over and spit the rug what
in the mouth of the next guy? Down a line
gay no gay.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Listen uh as somebody who uh consumes adult entertainment. That's
called snowballing.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Yeah, you guys are snowballing an egg to be to
live in a house together.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeller, come slopping. What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeller?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Come swapping to share living quarters? Y'all got the nerves
to make fun of taz angels?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah yeah, damn my god. All right, man, it's time
for a break. I need some water. I can't believe this.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Actually this water it's from but water. So enjoy.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Literedy like litery.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Hope you enjoyed those ads for Coyle cutting floorboards. We
are Victory Life podcasting. We're fucking back baby.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Ship. Anyway, what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yeah,
yo u yo. Uncle Victor mentioned something interesting. I was
gonna say, the other bag ship.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
The girls are fighting, but they're not fighting because but
the media wants to make the fight.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Angel Reese l s U Tigers. You know what I'm saying.
Caitlyn Clark Iowa, you know what I'm saying. Big story there,
you know what I mean. They both big time ship talkers.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
And everybody was saying that they had beef, like, Yo,
they got beef, They're gonna they're gonna it's.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Gonna be squabble when they when when they get on
the court.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Angel went on in the post game and was like, Yo, listen,
I don't got no personal beef for Shorty. I'm just
a baller and when I get on the court, I'm
coming to do what I gotta do, bro. And if
you if you in my way, get the funk out
of my way. I'm gonna talk my ship. If you
talking ship, I'm gonna talk my ship right back. And
that's how the what the fuck? That's the game, you
know what I mean? Like we having fun competing?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
What's wrong with that? And I was just like I
was by myself the morning I stood up on my chair.
I was like yeah, I was like, yeah, that's right.
Let him know because this man listen. And we were
talking about off Mike, about this ship.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
But you were saying like that it bugs you out,
like how this mad like weird like etiquette bullshit and sports?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well yeah, yeah, my brother.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
I remember watching some fucking sport on TV and you
were saying, you can't celebrate whenever you whenever you win,
whenever you score, whenever you do something, you can't celebrate.
It's like penalize you have to pay.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's unsportsman like.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I fuck that, bro, when you're telling me, I work
my ass off day after day, just practicing my game.
Finally make it to the fucking finals of of this
which is just competing with the best of the best.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I can't tell somebody suck my day. I gotta keep saying.
I can't just I can't act like I didn't just
wallow you just that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It's it's fucked up because it takes away from the
entertainment of the whole ship. Like yo, listen, man, Like
I know you're miss fan, I'm Yankee fan, you know
what I'm saying, Like piece of love.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
But the Yankees have not had somebody with swag in
so long. Now they got and he is the most
Dominican Dominican like, and he's fucking good, like you know
what I'm saying. So he's out there doing his thing.
He gotta he gotta clutch hit.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yesterday he ran and then when he stopped at second
base or whatever the fuck it was he stopped that
he was banging on his chest he was like, I.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Mean, I get my mind, man, know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
And by the way, for you know, the hit the SAP,
But what he said was, y'all gotta suck my dick.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
You know what I'm saying, Like Yo, because I'm that motherfucker,
I'm him, you know what I'm saying. And when people
have that energy, bro, it adds something else to the game.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
That is just like it's not like, Yo, Smith scores
a three pointer. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
The Yankees definitely needed that because before him, they all
just look they all just look like off duty cops.
That's all the Yankees look like. They all look like
fucking volunteer firemen and ship.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Boring as hell. But yeah, shout out shout out, shout
out Sota one time. I mean, I I was like, damn, So,
I feel like, is that the.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Way we get around sportsman like kind of just by Spanish?
Ship of Spanish because I used.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To c Yeah, actually that might be.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah, I'm it's different with women because it's it's like
what Sam J was talking about. With women, it's a
little bit different. You're not expecting that, like, yeah, pussy,
you can't guard They're not expecting that. They expected for
you to just play ball, be pretty, you know, cute, yeah,
and just chill.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah yeah, bitch.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
I think it's crazy that I like, I gotta get
on the court and then like it might happen, it
might not happen, but you mean to tell me that,
Like like let's say I'm I'm guarding the rim or
whatever and then I get dunked on. I can't say
nothing after a face full of your so Bro, Bro,
(27:18):
it's we're the it's the top of the fourth Bro,
we've been We've been out here a while. I ain't
seen the bench at all, and I just got a
face full of fucking I just got a face full
of gold gold plated nuts, sat Bro realistic.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I can't say nothing nothing.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I've seen some situations, Bro, motherfuckers get dumped on, they
point at you and Ship, Yeah it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I can't get up and be like nah fuk I
is yeah, like yeah, it's not the crowd like you
got the other people yelling at Ship. We can't hear
that like on the TV, like like we don't know
what the fun. There was a kid, I think his
name was Kelly o'brew or something like that.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
You can't hear him, but you could literally see him
mouthing you a bitch, You a bitch, and your mother
is a bit. Your grandmother's a bitch. You can't hear
him mother. And I'm like, Yo, this is what we
need you see. This is how you get women to
look at sports, bro, Because once I saw it, I
was like I could watch a full game of this ship.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yo. The COVID ship was a blessing in disguise for
basketball because you could hear everything on the court because
it was no crowd, so there was no crowd noise.
And once they realized, like, Yo, we gotta pum crowd
noise in here because we hear Lebron be like, no, motherfucker,
like that's my ball.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
This isn't clip. It was just it was a funny
shit ever.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
It was just like they got a call wrong and
like it was like the Lakers ball. Lebron had to
get the ball back and he was just like he
was sitting on the score table. He was just like
like flummoxed.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
He was just like, hey, hey, that's all that's wrong.
That's all, Bro, But just screaming and the yelling and
you can hear every single fucking person saying something. I
was like, Bro, this is this is what we need
to see, Like I don't want to I don't want
to hear just I want to hear motherfuckers cursing each other.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah, Like I'm doing this ship with Mellow now.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
And one of my favorite things ever is if you
go on YouTube and you put you just type of
Carmelo Anthony funk out of here. It's just it's a
fucking fifteen minute video super cut of him grabbing rebounds
and be like.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Out of here, out of here. I got this ship, Like,
this is what I want to hear.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Ro Bro, you know what they gotta do. You know
how you save be e T as a network? You
just you just air the games again but uncensored on
just that ship on BT.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I'm cutting no crowd, all your hair is not fuck
out of here. I gave you forty last week, you
fucking boso.
Speaker 12 (29:48):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Also, I think that athletes should be able to fuck
people up in the crowd, Like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You see that's something you know what I'm saying. That's
a petition I'll sign.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, fuck halftime show, bro, Like fuck like entertainment, Like
I don't want to see Shorty throwing the bowls off
the foot into onto your head. I want to see
the motherfucker that called Lebron a pussy and I said,
roll three, section four, whatever. Now you've got a slap
box this motherfucker. And it's at half court and Lebron,
Lebron don't look that big from that far away.
Speaker 13 (30:22):
You walk up on that motherfucker, you realize this motherfucker's
hands is the size of a fucking yuka, and you
realize that you may have fucked around a.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Little too much. Now you're about to find out. Now
your it's crazy.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Now.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Other day I got to pull up a Merrow and
Mellow at the seven pm in Brooklyn podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Mellow Yo, Mellow as tall as not only is he tall,
he's fun as a motherfucker crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Just catch you off, God, But I really want to
talk about watching Merrow, bro Cook Yo, I just want
to give you your flowers.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Brok really ship, I.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Watched him go body that ship put your interview in
the way you interview, Bro. I don't think I've ever
seen I've never seen some ship like that, Bro, where
you can make people feel so comfortable with themselves that
they will talk about ship or bring up things that
they would never do anywhere else. Like Merrow is truly
real fast, Bro, You're really a master at this ship.
(31:22):
And people don't see the behind the scenes ship, but
it's real work, bro, and seeing how he maneuver that
ship and just do it so spot on, professionally beautifully
without no hiccups. Shout out to you, Bron.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
Definitely, I knew it was coming. I knew it was
kind of This is why you can't be not bro.
She was every fifteen seconds. This is a certified glaze moment,
(32:09):
making the gathering card.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, I summoned glazed. That's the title of the episode.
Someone Clay, Yo, this.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
Is yo, man.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
But no, but now Meryl can't say anything because that'd
be gay if I'm like, yo, thank you, that's mass
being old beta.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, listen, I thought being a woman is complicated, be
the dude and navigating gay this is bad complicated, bro.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, because it can be gay. You also can be
gay and be gay. You can't even be gay be gay,
you know what I'm saying. She's crazy, honestly. Honestly, though,
there are some things that are gayer than sex with men,
like paying eighteen bands to go to this that is,
in fact gayer than having sex with a man. Yo,
because you you just said I want to lay in
(33:14):
the sand with twenty dudes. I don't know. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
If you just write that down on a piece of paper,
like come on, dog, it's setting off the alarms, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
But thank you know what I'm saying. Even though that
makes me walk in thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
But I will say this, the reason why it works
is because I'm having fun, baby, you know what I'm saying.
Like I think Kim Katral says some shit like I
don't want to be anywhere for even an hour that
I'm not having fun.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Don't ever put me in a situation.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I'm like yeah, I'm like yeah, I'm like, bro, listen,
I'm an immigrant child, so like yes and no, you
know what I'm saying, because we gotta get kind of
get to this bag. But at the same time, it's like, bro,
you could tell when a mother Bro when you fucking
walk into a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Me and when you walk into where in a.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Like you, hey, look, I want to I want to
give a quick shout, you know what I'm saying, to
a nice, fine Italian establishment called me CDC. You know
what I'm saying, because when you go there, it's a
good vibe because you know the people there is like
it's it's a it's like a homey situation, you know.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
And I don't be homie, like yo, I know this
motherfucker he owns the spot. Like it's it feels like comfortable,
you know what I mean. And like when you make
people feel comfortable, they feel comfortable and then they have
comfortable conversations and you don't got to pull nothing out
of nobody, you know what I mean. If we're just
all chilling and I'm an open book, like I'll tell
you whatever the fuck, bro, what did you smoke?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I smoke angel us Bro, Like not anymore, you know
what I mean? This month but like as far as
far as I know, I know, you know what I'm saying.
I enrolled all my own blunts this year this month,
but you know, but not I feel like I really
got to do it, like kind of making people feel
like yo, you know what I'm saying. I ain't try
to get you, bro, you know what I mean. Like
we just said having a good time, Yeah, you know
(35:03):
what I mean, vibing and you know damn.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
But speaking of restaurants, we got to talk about mister
Eric Adam. I don't want to talk about Eric Adam.
Who I really want to talk about is a Miyami
or luvering.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Bro. This is a woman who interviewed well, I don't
know if it was an interview or a fucking frying session.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I'm in the breakfast club, bro. Wow, she took them
into bro and throwing them in the basket. She is
fucking brilliant. I am a fan. I love her. I
followed her on every platform. She cornered this man so badly.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
All she did was asking questions he had to answer. Literally,
that's it. All she did was asking questions, and he
had to answer them.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
He did.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
He didn't have nobody helping him, no outing, even Charlemagne,
who he thought would like yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Said, Yo, she's right though. She's cooking you right now.
You're walking and.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Thinking like yo. He got me Like I could just
pivot to him and be like, you know what I'm saying.
We was at the restaurant last name. We were talking
about this Charlotte. He gonna be like, no, I don't
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I know what you're talking about. Man, That ain't it,
that's not ain't it.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, I just wanted to really speak about her. Shout
out to her, bro. She stood on topic. She stood
on his ass. She did not allow him to gaslight her.
She didn't allow him to undermine her questions or to
like reiterate some bullshit to take her off a topic.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
She was on his ass.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
He couldn't take it so bad that the NYPD is
still harassing her today all on their Twitter, and then
the next morning the motherfuckers being baptized by Al Sharpton.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
This motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Bro. Every time I read something about Eric Adams, Bro,
I feel like I'm playing like Assassin's Creed, Like quest
you on right now, you fucking boso like you're trying
to become a free back getting baptized.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Cool. I don't think.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
I don't think there's I don't think a picture of
him at his desk exists. I don't think that exists.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Is clean as fuck. Yeah, they're gonna have to. They
don't have to they're gonna have to ai that ship
like they did Shorty Family.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (37:21):
What's her name again, William Yeah yeah, Kate Middleton, Yeah,
they have that ship.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I know my white women, bro, I don't know white
people in general. I'm terrible with that. I'm the worst
white people identify her. We have that game? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you guys follow Scotty B on Twitter? Yeah, she's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
But she does this ship where she she plays this
game where people just tell her white people name or
you gotta name the white faces to white actors.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Like match the names in the face. I'm taking a
super l Yeah. Five of them, bro, and they're old
Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
Fucking h speaking of famous people and not knowing who
they are. We we all definitely know Gerrod Carmichael, right,
Oh yeah, so he got a he got a reality
show now I think it's I think it's on Hulu
or something. And there's a clip, there's clips going viral
of his interview with Tyler the Creator, where he basically
confesses like having feelings for Tyler, not in that moment,
(38:15):
but he says that when he did it that Tyler's
response was a sort of callous and uh, basically, Tyler
responded exactly how we thought Tyler the fucking Creator will
respond to something like that, and yeah, and the internet's
just having a lot of fun with it. And I
think it's I thought it was just funny to bring
to the table and tell you guys that, because the
clip in question is mad funny dude like Girod's just like.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, but you didn't.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
You didn't give me any closure, like you didn't actually
say anything, and he read the text back to Tyler.
He was like, uh, I think after I said I
have feelings for you, you called me a stupid bitch
and said let's go get.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Burgers factual because it come on, He's like, stop playing
those stupid games. Let's go to let's go to in
and out, let's go to ind out, Let's jump and
my McLaren, I feel like I see both sides. But
you know what, No, I don't. I don't. I'm sorry
(39:13):
Tyler the Creator, Bro, what do you expect from him?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
He's a golf ball and he already told you two
times so in that clip, he's basically this is the
third time Jared is basically telling Tyler the Creator he
had feelings for him. Bro, he already told you twice
I'm good. The third time you bring a camera crew, bro,
and I feel like we're gonna get this out of
you somehow. I've been not a fan, but I've watched
(39:39):
Tyler the Creative Creator since he came out in the future. Bro,
he was being nice in that interview. If anybody knows
like Tyler the Creator's personality, he was being man nice
in that interview.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, I think I feel like from what I've seen
in his interviews, he's he don't really want to get
into like, Yo, this is my personal life. I'm dating
so and so, I do this, I do that, you
know what I mean. Like he seems like a private dude.
But at the same time, it's like, bro, like do
corner a nigga like that.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Cindro in the middle of the.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
Interview to Ron Carmichael's like processing his feelings and then
fucking Tyler waves over the hotel staff to bring them
food and he starts just the full black in front
of collapsing toron car.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Because in the video, literally like his body bark is
rolling throughout the interview, you can tell that he is
really in a vulnerable state, and he's really trying to
express his feelings, and Tyler's just like, oh, ship.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
The food Tylers like, Tyler's like a ship here and
then eating Carmichael's eating. They both traded. She puts it
down and then Tyler's like, yo, you you're gonna finish that?
Like aw some yo. It's some fucking straight out of
a sick com And then he's like, no, why you
want it?
Speaker 5 (41:01):
He's like, no, I want it. I was just asking,
just asking, like, Bro, I don't know where you're not going, Yo,
that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
I don't know what. I don't know what he was
trying to do with that.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I don't know if he was trying to get like
Tyler the Creator to tell him I don't have feelings
for you, or I do have feelings for you.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
I don't know what the theme was, Bro.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
I mean like you remember you remember that song? You
remember that song with Tyler and a potato salad he
at the end of his verse or somewhere around there. Uh,
He's saying at the end of at the end of
his verse on potato salad, Tyler the Creator says, uh,
y'all cop cush, I cop houses and fill him with
(41:44):
some Leo Decaps and Cole Sprouse's.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
So Gerard, baby, I'm sorry, but you're looking Tyler's demo.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
Bro, this is information we all. Oh, no, bro, I
know that Tyler likes white man, been bisexual out.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Loud, bro.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
And then speaking of Leonardo DiCaprio, I did the fucking
I did the lean forward and ship because when he
when he dropped those lyrics and then he finally actually
came out, I was like, that's skinny, little pasty motherfucker Lucas.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
That's what he was doing. That's what future bro.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
That that little that skinny little white boy in the
Supreme hoodie on the cover of all that ship.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I was like, what did you do?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Then Tyler came out and he was like, oh, Leo
Decaps and Cole sprouses, that's what you do.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
So that's what Lucas does.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
So Lucas is never mind man, never mind man. Go ahead, bro,
Lucas got Lucas got a link up with Alri never mind,
never mind, bro.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I love you know what I'm saying that the place
it's not hopeless like this Turkish dating app. We'll be
right back of literary like literary, like yo we're back.
You know what I'm saying. I hope you found love.
You know what I'm saying with Georgina. You know who's
(43:12):
not fine in love?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Man?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
And who's fucking an idiot? My man? Matthe Matic Michigan, Matt.
You know what I'm saying. Who You got the name
of a dickhead?
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Bro? Anytime motherfuckers have like alliteration names. Whi's just like
matthematic personal.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
We got two m's. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
you're yeah, So you're automatically you're a fucking penis. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And he added to his length of his penis metaphorically.
You know what I'm saying, saying, what did you do?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Man? Added to his penosity? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 14 (44:06):
By tweeting, completely uninformed that there was two buses of
migrants being dropped off in the Detroit Metro area.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Does anybody know where this?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Uh? I want to read this shit verbatim because this
shit is so dumb happening right now. Three busses just
loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Anyone have any idea where they're headed? With their police
escort mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
And then this is why this is the only redeeming
thing about fucking Twitter nowadays, is that is seventy five
percent of the time I want to say, the community
note will dunk on the tweet.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and the community not,
says Readers added context.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
This is the men's Gonzaga Division One basketball team in
Detroit for the nc double A, a national Sweet sixteen tournament,
with the link to the Zags basketball Twitter and the
story about the fucking game.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
So listen, you fucking idiot. Yo, maybe listen. This is
another thing we talked about a lot of times on
the show, is like age limits for people. You know
what I'm saying, age limits and educational limits. B Like
if you never took the classical book, I don't think
you should be a representative anywhere, you know what I'm saying.
And clearly he's gotta not do that because you just
(45:31):
saw a bus and yo, listen, these team busses did
be having it says like Gonzaga, you know what I mean?
Like like I saw a g n A Z and
was like Latino, They're from Guatemala.
Speaker 7 (45:42):
Listen, hold on, he said, hold on, God, damn it,
what do you mean the Gonzales basketball team.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Where were they from?
Speaker 8 (45:50):
This is the.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Cartel topos.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Next thing you know, they're gonna be pushing cocaine through
our elementary schools.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I love that guy. I love the community knows.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
Just keep frying him, because if you look at the
very next tweet, he goes, wait, no, that's just happening.
Hundreds of illegal hundreds of thousands of illegals are pouring
into our country.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Wait, know what's happening in Michigan?
Speaker 7 (46:11):
Our own governors offering wanted to take them in and
says they can't trust some fake news investigate citizens.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Well, the process of investigating these issues take side, and
then the fucking yeahs out of context.
Speaker 14 (46:28):
Hey, Dick, the buses and police escort are for the
Gonzaga University men's basketball team who are playing a Sweet
sixteen game at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit on February.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
On Friday, Friday, February twenty ninth, Like, Marsh, goddamn it,
hold on, the.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Next treet is basketball players, you dumb, fucking in bred,
you're going sure they are coming.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
This is a state. Phil Lewis, the weird voice of
reason on Twitter.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
Yeah, Phil Lewis goes, this is an elected official, by
the way, Yeah, fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Bro? I'll tell you what I think that we forgot
because we live in Americans are so fucking racist. We
forget that racists are literally fucking stupid, like you, literally
your mind cannot you being racist?
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Shows that IQ is low. Scientifically, it's just proven that
you are a dumb bitch. But it's just so normal
our society. We then, I just got all kinds of
politicians all over the place, just don't I do.
Speaker 7 (47:52):
I think everybody just like I think, they just need
to let all of these people loose. And we just
like Liz's brawlye ideas, man them ships has grown on me, Bro,
I think we gotta let all these motherfuckers out and
it's just survival of the fittest in front of a
waffle house, that's I think.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
That's I think that's what we gotta do. That's it.
And speaking of waffle house, yo, listen, this is why the.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Creators and the people the minds behind teching are brilliant,
you know what I'm saying. Because first they came out
and they were like, yo, you know what, We're going
to make a fighting game. This is back back in
the day when when tech was you know what I'm saying. First,
we're gonna make a fighting game. We're gonna make a
guy called King and we're going to put a leopard
head on him.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
You know what I'm saying. We're not going to do
the normal shaped and this is a big guy, skinny guy,
weird guy. We're gonna put a tiger on the head.
And they keep innovating because they are going to make
one of the scenes that you fight in a waffle house.
So yes, and no it's not it's not confirmed yet,
(48:57):
but I like, but I like your thought process right now,
so so so so you're not gonna You're not gonna
do the give.
Speaker 7 (49:07):
Us waffle house please, You're not gonna give us waffle
house for the longest time, the longest time I've been
with you.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Then I like the waf house we talked about.
Speaker 7 (49:16):
And he's just like, be sure to explain the basis
for the request, so U to get everybody up to speed.
Uh Katsu is the uh creative director of Techan and
he went on Twitter and he asked, okay, his quote
his tweet verbatim is okay, I will only ask about this.
I will only ask once about this request. Why do
(49:39):
some communities send me requests for quote waffle House? Will
he was found out that black people like her music? Yeah,
he said, please be sure to explain the basis for
the request, including the original story history on background, which
is the most Japanese.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Let's just say I want to do the fact. Yeah,
I look forward to.
Speaker 7 (50:02):
An explanation from someone who knows more. And this is
why techan is good ass teching, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Who sent it in?
Speaker 7 (50:11):
And I hope you do write up a email now.
I mean I was going to, but then I looked
at like the quotes and responses and I was like,
oh no go yeah. I was like they gotta cover.
But like this is why I fuck it. And like
the thing about teching is like, you know how like
black people just gravitate to certain ship. Techan is like that,
Like it's a Japanese game by a Japanese developer and
all this shit. But for some reason, it's like it's
(50:34):
glad like black people the hood just fuck with techn bro,
Like like black people just love teching. So the waffle
House shit started as a joke, but people have but
like every time something pops off at a waffle house
like in real life, they're like, yo, we need this
stage in tech. And so I just think it's really
cool that Harad is like one of the few, you know,
(50:55):
one of the few developers or directors out there that's
like actually like okay, Like it's just it's just refreshing
to see this sort of like this sort of interaction
with like the community, because like at the end of
the day, like it's a fighting game, yeah, and if
nobody's playing it, your game is dead. Like all games
are like that. If nobody's playing your ship, your game
is So it's cool to see him like actually entertain
the idea of like waffle House team in fucking techan oh.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Cry, because I'm just imagining it like this, like very
like you know what I'm saying, like very professional Japanese
man sitting at his desk with his glasses on the ship, yeah,
being like why do you guys like waffle House?
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Why must be fighting in a waffle house? See him
looking up mad fucking waffle House compilations on YouTube? Ye
oh my god, yeah, oh I get it now.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
He's oh, I got to make the background interactive now,
you know what I'm saying, because they got.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
To throw a chair and ship.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
Yeah when when short when the employee, like when Shorty
caught the chair, I was like, nah, this has to
be a tech in stage bro, Like there's no way
it's not a tech and stage man fucking getting it
in and.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Ship shout because Waffle's family all the ones I've been to,
Like you know, you go to Hood, you go to
Kennedy Fried and ship like Mama do is safe? Bro?
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yeah, like Mama dude is fucking safe.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
You could walk up in there with a ouzy and
he's like all right, bro, yeah, fight this bitch up, Nigga,
I'm good like I'm doing. You ain't gonna get me,
like unless the ship hits the fucking little spinny window
and like turns around and somehow there's some matrix bullet magic.
But like, bro, waffle House is just wide open, Doug,
like they ship is wide open, fam. And I've seen
way too many action movies and ship where like Jason
(52:27):
Bourne just grabs a motherfucker and smashes their face onto
like a hot grill where I'm just like like I
be sitting there and it's like, fam, I'm waiting for
the waffle House video where it's just like they throw
a motherfucker on the grill, like and throw gravy on
top of him and ship. Yeah, like they're like the
fucking Watchman scene. He's like, I've got locked in here
with you.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
You're locked in here with Get in the basket, bitch,
gross Man.
Speaker 7 (52:52):
Yeah, speaking of throwing hands, my boy, my boot Liz
with the filing day, that's just.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
The problem with you latitos. That's why we had to turn.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
The Gonzales basketball bus away because you guys.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Are very violent.
Speaker 14 (53:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Try Yeah.
Speaker 7 (53:16):
Speaking of dollarnds, fucking Godzilla x Kong, come on, you
know I how to do it too, you Gozilla x Kong.
The New Empire opens with one hundred and ninety four
million dollars worldwide after a budget of only one hundred
and thirty five million, making it the biggest opening weekend
of twenty twenty four. And I just want to say,
as a Godzilla fan for all these years, I think
(53:37):
it's fucking awesome that we had the one really serious,
like really serious like war drama Godzilla movie. Winn an
Oscar at the same time as we have this dumb
big monkey, big lizard movie this bread.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
I love to see it. I love to see it.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
It's ay of man, It's fantastic. So yeah, I just
wanted to say that I'm proud of I'm proud of
a big lizard man.
Speaker 8 (54:00):
You glazing Godzilla is crazy, yo, But I'm like because
I'm just like, Yo, I cannot fucking wait to take
six hundred milligrams of T A C and go watch
the ship.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
I'm xb. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:22):
We were back in a couple of days. Motherfucker. You
know why because this is episode D. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying, radio fiure listen, godmother, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Goddamn it. Victors in the building on the phone checking
his day trading. Goddamnit.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
Minutes here, he's got his knee in in the positions
that has fletchtar on. You know what I'm saying, because
he's ready, got the sham god ready for the playoffs.
And of course the motherfucker that gets the computer's goddammit.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
It's sane.
Speaker 4 (54:55):
Yeah, somebody's got pregnant. We'll see forty eight hours, bitch,
ho I love you mine.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
A victory light
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Light, night, night, h
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