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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey, everybody, it's Joel Martinez here alongside my esteemed coast.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
And we are here covering the met Galla for Victory
Light Entertainment. Wow, we have seen some amazing fits that.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Home right, It's magical over here.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's a magical event, truly truly innovators in fashion.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Who's this coming down the carpet? Oh my god, is
that Miguel? Wow?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wow, Miguel. Who's coming in in a Chipperelli butt plug?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wow? Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable. Who do you got here? Who's this?
Who's coming down the list? Is that Jant? What is
she in? She's she's she's shaped as a hookah. Oh
my god, a hookah o hookah cocktail dress. Very innovative, extremely.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Innovative, coming out all out.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Of the show, the building.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
This Now you got the Hey camerass Trumps Trump, Hey,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We're worth victory? Like, how are you? How are you
doing today?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm doing fantastic. It's everybody knows. I'm I always get
the invites to all the best parties. It's the met Gala.
Wouldn't be the met Gala if Big t dollars. Didn't
show up, show face and show out LISZT. Do you
smell uh ship? It smells like shit? It does so
interesting you mentioned that part of the motif we were

(01:36):
going for. You see, I'm dressed in nothing but a diaper,
completely orange except for the white of the diaper and
then the browns staying on the back. You know, obviously,
you know Ferragamo designed it. Salvatore best friends, Me and him,
we go way back. But Farragmo diaper. You know, I
had to bring it out for big T Draco T

(01:57):
dollars in the building. But today I'm baby Tea. You
understand because maybe Tea the way these bitches baby me.
You understand what I'm saying. Listen, and I'm here with
my day tonight. Tyler, that's right. Did you guys notice.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Look it out? Don't you remind you of Ivanka? Look
out beautiful? She Wow? Liz what it's Tyler? Blink four
times if you need me to resk.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's fantastic. I mean, she's chosen me as her take because.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I make her sweat, I make her speaking of you
dripping orange ship? Yeah? Is that part of the is
that is that like a boy, George, that's her.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Effect on me. It's she She makes me lose my breath.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Now I'm water.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You understand, you understand what I'm telling you. So anyway,
I've got to keep this walk going. I've gotta I've
got to spread the contagion, if you will, so I
will see you all later.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
What is this victory? They entertainment. We are an up
and coming entertainment brand. And thank you for your time,
lovely lovely things. Can you please move because you're gonna
make Liz faint?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Thank you so terrible.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
All right, We'll see you guys at the next step.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Mm hmmm of lictory like like m h.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Of lictory like like.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like your steak nagger. Yeah, yeah, you stay bitch.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, it was victory like motherfucker, God damn it, rameo
like he list billow this.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
This men trained uncle vinter and m hm son insane.
You know what I'm saying. I don't seek to swing
with anymore.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yeah that was a forty four years I heard the
introw Man t Dollards was not at the meg Gallop,
but a lot of weirdos were and it is. It
is a display of like, yo, I am so rich
let's ignore Palestine and show our but cheeks.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
To the world. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Like, but I watched that ship and I was just like,
I ignored all the fashion and I went straight to the mess.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Bad Bunny and Kylie and uh not Kylie? Is it
Kylie Kendall.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
They got spotted walking out of a hotel the next day,
like yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like yo, the meg Galley texting each other from different tables.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
He's like nothing, Mom, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
So they linked up after that, but like, you know
what I'm saying, the meg Galen like I don't know
how to feel about the mec Gala doog you know
what I'm saying, Like like I don't want.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
To get like I'm still I mean, I'm still stuck
on the bad Bunny thing because like, like I know
he I know, he knows English, but he like refuses
to he refuses to like speak it like on principle
like most of the times. But I wonder like how,
like so how do they like talk to each other?
Like do they just do they just exchange broken versions

(05:13):
of the languages.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, he addressed in the song. He said that they
don't talk. They funk. That's that's that's so much fun.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I respect that, bro, because like, yeah, or they just
or Bad Bunny, I imagine they just they just talking
lyrics like Bad Bunny just sends her vibes Cartel lyrics.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Beg you beg your can of just be like, what's this?
Oh my god? This so provocative to hide my p Yeah, yo,

(06:00):
I love How to make music is about fucking ninety
percent of the time. But I enjoy it. You know what
I'm saying. It's about sucking in the alleyway, in the
gas station. Yeah, anywhere but home because you still live
with your mom. Yeah, exactly. Your wife is there. Your
wife is there. You can't short when your wife is there.
That's not sanctioned at all. That's just not Dominican. No,
not at all. You gotta go, you gotta go do

(06:22):
it in the car, you know what I'm saying. For
in the morning, get caught by your wife when you
come out the building. Then specific.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yo, yo, we are a very unseerious, very messy people.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Because I feel like most people if it's just like yo,
I'm going through some relationship drama. Motherfuckers with chill and
just like keep it in house. Dominicans have been like,
maybe don't quiet out, maybe quiet quite Yon, though, oh
you want to be on top?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Do you want to be at you want to be
up top? Be up top? Can That's what I.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Mean your kid?

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Also, they said that you see your pastor.

Speaker 9 (07:09):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
I'm not saying I don't mean me. I scorned Dominican woman. Bro,
what I remember? You know, my moms called my pops

(07:37):
when we was younger because she she got my dad
was a calf driver.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
They used to have the radio.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
She rented a radioed the radio to make sure that
he was picking up the cars.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
And that's how she called him. Bro. She call him
one day likeing, yo, listen, listen man.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And anything that happens when you need military intervention and
it has to be like precise, like sealed team sticks,
like yo, fucking interpole. Just give six Dominican wives, you
know what I'm saying, and they will solve They will
get to the bottom of anything.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
You know what I'm saying, Because it's like, Yo, I
don't know this. Yeah, I got uncles Moore that got
back doing ship and I'm like, Yo, how did you
get back?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Bro? Like yo, Shorty's in China. How did she find
Shorty in China? She found them? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Somebody calla called you.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And you knew Jung Holly Jun. They turned into fucking
they turned in the light. Y'all got me from death. Note.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
They're just like it's just that back and forth, like
if he knows that I know, then I know that
he'll know that I know that he knows that I know.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
And that's just that's just Dominican marriages.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Yes, that's just Dominicans.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Women will do that ship stay with you for thirty years,
it makes no sense, makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Years.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Yeah, and you the thing is these things will just
stay with them because they feel bad and take that
ship for thirty years.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
No nor also, Yo, it's meaking like that.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Don't get up. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Trump and Stormy Daniels bro he's doing the opposite of
of fucking You know what I'm saying, what you're supposed
to do, which.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Is be Dominican, to be secretive and messy. You know
what I'm saying, He's out here, you know what I mean?
And what like, what is this? What what is she saying?

Speaker 9 (09:43):
Now?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I have no idea. Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Basically so that the defense in the case is like
basically grilling Stormy like on motives for like accepting hush
money essentially, so it's yeah, so the defense is now
basically on on that ass like trying to trying to
expose Shorty as like a gold digger or whatever, damn,

(10:08):
which is like a very tired angle. And also like,
I'm sorry, like you think anybody's fucking Trump because he's cuted.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Saying recipe is low key. You know what I'm saying.
You gotta pay for the pussy. Okay, I pay for
the Okay, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, you signed a social contract, bro, you paid for
the thought though, but should go and take it and go?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
But she also like she did go into like super
graphic detail about her her encounter with with Trump and
six and uh, he says the should never happened. But
then like if the shit never happened, then how are
you trying to grill Shorty for accepting hush money for
a thing that allegedly never happened, that did.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Happen in a war room together?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Just yo, what if we say this and they say
we say that we did this and we fed him information,
but we do yeah, yeah, yeah, Well two days ago
it was whoever, whoever's snitching is a liar and a
phony and fuck him.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
And now it's you know what I think, you know
what I think about all that ship?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think like I think Drake was just on Twitter
and then he just latched onto the best fan theory that.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
He could find. He was like, he was like, yeah,
that's great. Yeah, Forty, let's roll with that. That's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I like that a lot. Actually, I like that angle.
I like the idea that we planted the information. We're
just gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Let's do that with that. Okay, I love you? And
are you okay? Do you need any water? Are you
fine in the studio? Are you okay? All right? Forty?
I love you?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
But yeah, so uh so about the about the trial
and ship?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Uh so this is where we know, uh Stormy, she
took some hush money to keep quiet about her nasty
I wanted about the dukie fingers in the butt Yes,
you know what I'm saying, because said that about when
they broke them. Yeahs like fingers in the booty ass.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Which is created because she he was ball on ye
he was.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
It's like I get people don't want to talk about
like their sexual relationships in the past.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
But he said he had to take a hundred showers
or some ship. Yeah he was. He broke up and
you got with Kim.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Bro bro Yeah break so uh so Stormy h took
the hush money to keep quiet about her allegation of
a sexual encounter with with Trump in six and then
she returned to the stand to continue cross examination by
the defense. Uh Daniel's testified in graphic fucking detail u

(12:42):
Tuesday about her alleged sexual encounter with Trump, and then
it was so graphic that the judge Huan Merchant uh
Huan Merchant, Juan Merchant.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Was like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yeah no yeah, but like it was apparently so graphic
that Judge Juam Metchung admonished the prosecution for not doing
more to rein in her answers.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
He yo, so like it was.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
It was so bad that like even the judge was like, yo,
y'all gotta yo chill out. Yo chilled another five hours please,
And then and then the judge later uh sort of
like chastised the defense after Trump was basically just like
throwing a fit her entire testimony, Like he was just
up there like no, no, that's not like shaking his

(13:37):
head cursing and ship like doing all this extra shit.
And Trump faces thirty four counts of falsifying business records
to hide the repayment of his former lawyer Michael Cohen
damn for the one hundred and thirty thousand dollars uh
that he paid to Daniels Damn dog.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah so he's a nice yo fucking yeah. So jugger
off Trump is like a career you got, low key. Yeah,
it's a nice it is. It's a nice job. Bitch.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
You know, she needs therapy, she needs more compensation.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
More paper and more paper and more more paper. Yeah. Yeah,
it is crazy that s is dunts, bro. I mean listen,
I feel bad and I'll be ready for like one
hundred and sixty seven years.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
So I feel bad if I'm trying to engage in
sexual activity with my partner and I'm like, yo, I'm like,
I feel like I stink.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
You know what I'm saying, Like you stink?

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yeah, I feel like if I feel dumb, as to
quote my children, dusty, musty and crusty.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
If I feel that way, I'm not gonna try to
run down and be like, yo, what's up man? That's crazy?
What's good? But I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
I'm saying, yo, yo, as soon as I take my
drawers off, you're gonna smell all this fucking You're gonna
smell the whole day.

Speaker 11 (14:56):
You know what I mean, the whole whole day. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. So Paul had Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, can't you smell that baby?
That's baby Plasa. I had three thirty people.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, that's so. Yeah, that's a limited rob steak fries.
You smell that right there? That's my brain worm. It
went down to my pelvis. It's a funny dimension that righty.
Because Robert F. Kennedy Junior, the guy. I don't know

(15:29):
if you guys know the guy. It's just me and
that's president. He's not incise.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
I don't know who's all the I had a run
for office. If I sound like a paper shirder that
you put a CD and my guys, I have a
brain worm. Apparently I forgot I saw you guys, even
though I have a brain worm.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
But I think things that are wrong. I think I
should still.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
Be president because the virus said the vaccine fake.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Aaron Rodgers told me, yo, you sound like the roach
guy from Men in Black, which is the sounds like
what the yeah, and it's like a condition. It is
like a condition or whatever. But at the same time,
it's like.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Bro, your people don't love you, man, because there's a
lot of Kennedy's.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
There's a lot of the motherfuckers yellow like.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Rodriguez, Like y'all are just everywhere like this motherfucker this,
y'all could have picked some other rob.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
There's gotta be a Tommy Kennedy, is Steve Kennedy, Dave Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Y'all could have ran the guy, Bro, Jamie Kennedy fucking
be right up there, dog fucking yeah, because this motherfucker man,
even if he's said but like, look, I haven't as
soon as I heard Bro talking about like the vaccine
and he said.

Speaker 12 (16:51):
Some other ship that was just like off the wall,
that was like, yeah, a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
One of the things that I'm gonna know, I got it.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
It's not an hour Captain grudge because it makes our
children all but sexual like some ship like that.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
I'm just like, Broe, that sounds like most of our
politicians right.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Straight up, like he's just ship bullshit bro, And I'm
just like, all right, bro, Hi, you're ran off like
you said, some wow off the wall ship, like I
can't even engage with you as a serious person. But
also like he's seventy, like they like, we we we
gotta stop doing this, like please, as a nation, please,
if our next president is not a twenty year old
fucking zoomer TikToker.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I don't want him.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I don't want them, Like like if our coach is
gonna be gonna be ran into the ground, I want
it ran into the ground by that be doing dancers.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
On his phone.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
I don't want to want him to be bisexual too.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah yeah, yoh yeah, a bisex, a non binary TikTok zoomer.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Provacy.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Bro, all of the problems we have, they go, they
gonna figure it out.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
They figure it out.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
They gonna figure outcause they're gonna make a TikTok talking about, uh,
five things you need to know about foreign.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
Yeah, like ice coffee. While he do it to no.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
List, watch out.

Speaker 13 (18:09):
They they they an ice coffee by step our President
of the United States with the Western world.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah yeah, come with me through the West wing of
the White House on a da on my daily John through.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yes, ready with me while I run the country. That's
mixing water. She gives me big auntie vibes. She's my girl.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Tell me that's not fire, Yo, ponder that. Ponder that
while we take this break, saying Yo, listen, y'all enjoyed
that ad for Pfizer last time.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Enjoy this ad for tide Pots the edible arrangements. Welcome
back to the Victory like podcast with your three favorite bitches.

(19:05):
And you know we had bit We had to get
back to it, man, You know, we had to get
to the yo. That man did not understand what he
started that.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Doug he said, which, by the way, we were talking
about like Liz was saying, like like what.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Is your favorite song like in a vacuum, what is
your favorite song of the whole?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You know, back of all, back of a back and forth,
back and forth for each you know what I'm saying, participants,
you feel me and to me, it was like the
first one. Drake's first one. Push ups was the hardest joint.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's the that's that's Myron's bob.

Speaker 14 (19:54):
Yeah, that's oh wow, fantastic everybody listening into together the podcast.
I just want everybody to know, thanks Rush for being
trying to just wait downstairs to get byed his Baja blast.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Thanks get it.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah that's it looks like anything for you.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Boy some sick.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
But you don't get his Maha blast. He starts powering all.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
You know what I'm saying, can you start functioning?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Ship that we gotta we gotta use the Rainy that
only knows how.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
To say.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Certain.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
The thing is that that sound nice because it sounds
I wouldn't listen to that to go to sleep, bro.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Rainy for sleep. Yeah yeah, let's let's do that. They
had the Spotify.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Playlist like Rady sleep Sounds and it's just me going,
you get active.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Magic, all right?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
My dog Victor on his way out.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
What it is we don't even know all this ship
and fuck it, baby, you're getting you're getting a real experience.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Blah blah.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
I was talking about this with my brother yesterday because
it's like people I get people could be overwhelmed with
the with the whole hip hop ship that's going on
because it's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Bro, Yeah, you can't. You can't escape it.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
But it's like but at the same time, it's like,
if you're gonna be okay, here's the thing, Like, if
you're gonna be a participant in the culture, like choose
where you're at on the fence and then stay there. Like,
if you're gonna be a passive participant, you can't be
annoyed when people aren't.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Passionate about the ship. Get passionate about it.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Like, I'm sorry, it's like like if all, like I
said before, well, Liz said the ship before and I
said it on a million times, but like like Liz
said last time, Drake fans listened to Drake and Drake
is a pop artist. Hip hop fans for the most part,
like I'm sorry. I know y'all don't want it to
be true, and I know y'all claim like corny or
whatever whenever someone says the ship, but it's it's it's true.

(22:13):
Like hip hop fans that that are that are that
understand the five pillars that understand the fundamentals air on
the side of Kendrick Lamar because Kendrick Lamar just does
more for the culture. I feel like whereas Drake makes
hip hop more palatable for people who would not otherwise
listen to it. So that's why from Drake fans, all
you ever hear is about charts, All you ever hear

(22:35):
is about Ain't nobody playing that in the club. Ain't
nobody trying to hear no Kendrick, ain't nobody want to
like you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh, these civil rights ass beats, like bro, Like that's
crazy in itself.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
It's insane to say it's some ship like that, considering
considering the birth of hip hop, how the fuck it's
started in the first place, upright based to me beat

(23:11):
and it's funny and it's funny, like it is funny,
like bro, every time I see the killer being meme,
that's like this dick ain't free and.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
It's just like a fucking coffee bean breakdancing and ship.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
That shit is hilarious, like we know, like I think,
you know, I think anybody on the on the Kendrick
side of it kind of knows how to laugh at
themselves a little more than the Drake side of it,
because once again, sensitive ass rapper in his pajama clothes
has sensitive ass fucking fans like Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Fortunately.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, like Kendrick fans at the very least are self
aware and it's like, yeah, you know, we get it.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
He'd be on his heady conscious shit. It's funny ha ha.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
But Drake fans be like, no, don't say that about Drizzy, Bro,
how could you say that about the goat man?

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I agree with Rainye Bro.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
When you when you just a fan of hip hop,
you enjoyed the sport like, That's what I've been I've
been saying to my friends. This ship has felt like
a fucking buffet, Bro, a buffet of music.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
You're just having fun.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
You don't even know when the mother are going to drop.
You know they drop, and you just don't know when
the back and forth. But even aside from that, right
for the people who just don't want to talk about
the hip hop or the oor the beef at all, Bro,
for our generation, right, I would say, for like me
and Rainey, we grew up with the Drake to Ken Drake.
I'm sorry mister.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
If I say our generation, I got four kids.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I'm not part of your generation, you know, because you're
fucking would say our generation? Would It's not me? Four
hundred wash.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
That's how, that's how women make fun of men's voices
all the time.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You could sound like fucking Mickey Mouse, your lady making
fun of you. She could be like no, because when
I said this, you were like, yeah, I thought it
was just me.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Ali us y'all be getting.

Speaker 15 (25:24):
With that ship all the fucking time. Yeah, I got
the garbage. Today's I'm like, yo, like that broh. He
pointed out, you put your arms.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Up like you don't know how to walk properly. Pat
therapy and ship learn how to walk. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
So I would saying that for the people who who
grew up with the Drake, the Kendrick, the Coles, even
you know the Big Shawn's when they first came out, right,
I kind of grew up with this cruel rappers. We've
watched Kendrick and Drake fucking sub each other for fourteen
years and we've been waiting for the moment one of

(26:11):
these bitches will be like, you know what, I'm gonna
say his name today, and we're not allowed to be
excited about it, right, And also as a Kendrick fan,
it's like, bro, I knew that this day would come.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
I knew it would come I saw it, I called
I knew it.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
And then we can't even bask in the glory of
us winning the fucking the battle because now everybody's just like, well,
we're the real winners because we get music. It's like, bro,
shut up, you got you got the Drakes dance say,
oh you're Kendrick DiGard.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
First of all, you can't shame me with shame me
with that, bro.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
You can't shame me calling me a Kendrick diggarrid o hendrickswitch.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Bro, you know how mad you got to make a
motherfucker for him to diss you on the Black Panther soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, that's insane, big I'll do to say. I did
enjoy push Ups. I just hated the way he released it, Yeah,
because he was like yeah, it was.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Like in the air for two days. We didn't know
if it was Drake or if it was a I.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yo if he wouldn't that part, And to me, it
was my favorite song out a host like not my
favorite song to me, it was oh vo, that's like
the hardest one because he sounded like a real West
Coast rapper. But it took me back talk about who
wash and Wash four hundred years old wash man.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
You know what I'm saying, not even washed.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
And I know he sounded like dom se on that,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Like that was like to be back, you know what
I'm saying. I was like, God, damn brok. He sound
like spice Onter a little bit. What I'm saying I was.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I was watching I forget his name, but he's like
he's some He's another white dude with a podcast. He's
another white guy podcast, but he's but he's like he's
like kind of certified. I forget his name whatever, it's
not important. The point is he had Dazz and Corrupt
on there on this podcast, and Corrupt had no idea
that any of this was happening.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I was like, Yo, the elder crips.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Are just not damn like I I watched Corrupt learn
about this beef in real time. What Yeah, he was like,
he was like they got no he got He's like
so what he was like, so what's up with Cut?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Like He's like, so, what's up with Cut?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
And then he heard the track in real time and
he was like, hey, guys, they got beef. Triking Kendrick
got beef it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
So I just think it's really funny, like everybody's like
relationship to you know what I mean this like beef
or whatever. But I think this ship is really getting
out of hand because like people are like vandalizing the
Ovio store in London and then like a whole ship
like come on dog, yeah yeah we got there, we
got like the Elder Statesmen.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
It was here, poppy shit, like there's something a whole
post being like is this who we are as the people?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Like this is who we are?

Speaker 7 (29:08):
I hate this.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
I hate that we have to be subjected to these
bitch ass older people.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Come on, bro, It's two things, stay in culture and therapy.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yeah, the stay culture in therapy therapy is bro. I
never I'm forty years old. I never in my life
heard the words give that person grace, protect your peace,
like phrases right, which are not not inherently bad, right,
like protecting piece is a good thing, but just the
phrases and ship and like the jargon and shit, and
I'm just.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Like, God, you don't know who's really YadA? You really like,
did you really read up on this ship? Are you
in therapy? You know what I'm saying like, are you
just or you've just.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Seen a better help pre role ad when it was
fucking or are you just are you just weaponizing the language?
Are you just weaponizing the therapy? Like the ship out
of it away? Yes, you can get away with some
more panic.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
But what will literally read? Get a book forty eight
of power, always that one. They'll read the back, the
first and the last page of it and be like,
you know what, I got it the therapy for two weeks,
get all the words and find them on the next victim.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, to forget about Wait a minute, didn't sing of
forty eight Laws of Power?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Didn't fucking fifty ship write a sequel to their ship? Yes?
He did?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Wow wow what is that? What are you?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
He just added to loss h.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
I think it was like a hip hop kind of
kind of kind of.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I guess it's crazy now I got to figure.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
It out, yo, what wow? But yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
This is the moment where I reveal that I've read
a lot of g on their books, Like I took.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
A lot of them out of the library because I.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Stuff was reading out. You're reading novels like light reads,
you know what I'm saying? And Unit books was the
lightest of reads, bro.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
G Unit.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
It was like just reading Power, like read an episode
of Power.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
G Unit has something for everybody because they had music
for the music has. They have books for the readers.
And they have a fifty cent Bulletproof and fifty cent
Blood in the Sand on PlayStation for the game show.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I'm Tony a finding a teleibanion.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
That ship was crazy. They have Curtis fifty cent Jackson
in the Desert Unit and you know, doing all types
of light by himself in the Gangster the Unit. Yeah
yeah yeah, not even him and the gorilla.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
You know, holy shit, bro, we have Now we need
a remaster, yo, fifty what yo big you haven't happen, Bro.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I need all these terrible have baked ideas to be made.
But like we're real good graphics and ship like that
and like all because like yo, like cool dudey they have.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Like a Snoop Dogg skin, right, they got a Snoop
dogs Yeah, they got a twenty one Savage. They got
the ni nicky naves and bro, when you they gotta
go in there and do votsover. Yeah, so like you're like, yeah,
she's like y'all rely in my magazine.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Yeah yeah, sh magga na laid on the floor and
niggas come in like revive you or whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
You're like, thanks booth. It's like, oh my god, bro,
yeah you get it.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You get the you get the final killing ship, and
then like the fuck around and your whole team drops
the game and you just you just go live on
mic like this a.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Thing making me realize they need to bring back the
deaf jam Fight Night games.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yes so good Today's rap. Yes, yes, yes, they got
the health bar is like half as much, like it's like.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I need only but then like you have to like
Kendrick has to be the final Boss.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Then oh yeah, now like after all this, like you got.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Kendrick got to be the final Boss, and he got
to be the final Boss in the same way that
I don't know if you remember this, but like it
was I forgot what fighting game it was, but it
was like a young it was like a little girl
and she would like jump into this big ass like
fucking oh that was Marvel Versus. Yeah, that's tron Bone.

(33:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Kendrick jumps, little ass Kendrick jumping into
a big ass robot.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You Oh my god, rock. Mexicu is ridiculous. Mexico is nuts.
But let's go. But yeah, like and.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
All seriously like Gundam, cue, stop stop crashing out over
these rappers that you don't know.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
It wasn't like last week when the ship first started,
there was a dude who was arguing with a dude
online and they have knew each other prior.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
He had like fucked his wife and he revealed it
during He's like, Yo, since you think this is that sense?
You think Drake is so good? How about this? How
about your wife? It's like your god damn is getting
out of head. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Listen, I understand if you fight to defend our honor.
You know what I'm saying, meaning like everybody here in
the room of victory that gang, because we bring you
something that's very powerful. You know what I'm saying, it's
life changing.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
We love you. And if he was getting jumped, I
would jump in. Yeah, you know what I'm saying saying.
I mean, I mean, not me, but at least to
jump in with you. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
You know Mint to days wearing the A six, but
if you got the hard bottoms on, He's going in.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
You know what I'm saying, Like my shoes, it's not
a game. You know, he's just got them. Ship's resold,
you know what I mean. You know who else he's
gotta get resold?

Speaker 14 (34:52):
Fucking Russell Sibbons, Russell Sibbons down back and Bali. He
has stuff to say about uh, about Kendrick, and about
Kendrick lamark Ice and the.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Things I'm seeing with Kendrick lamar and and and Drake
and everything is just going on in hip hop culture,
a culture that helped build from the bottom up for
the foundations.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
It's just man like the type of means people.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
You know, Diddy put a lot of y'all on on
and it's really it's really like, you know me as
as a person who's scented, and I have no I'm
a righteous man. I've never done anything wrong. That's why
I'm in body because the righteous the type of means

(35:36):
that have been seeing are just nasty nasty means.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Means. Chris Cross.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
The worst part about it like this that you always
got the creeps that come out and be like, well.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
You know, the age of consent is actually fucking weirdo.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Anyway, said fuck Speaking of satanic black magic. We hope,
we hope speaking of Bali, we hope you enjoy these
ads for Nigerian Dashiki steamers.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
Of liter.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Of Ligity, Like yeah yeah, yea, yeah yeah, jee. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
We back. You know what I'm saying, off of break.
I hope you enjoyed that ad for Bavarian Baha Blast.
It's a new combination.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm saying. It's creamy and it's fucking will give you
instant diabetes, y'all. We back.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
You know what I'm saying, This fucking victory like off
a break and you know what I'm saying. This is
a very sports heavy podcast, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
We talk about sports a lot on the show, so
part of me for bringing this up, but this is
sports and culture, Jason.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
This is not just like you know, the next one by.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Twenty And tell me what you think about this, because
I have very I have passionate opinions about this ship.
Gilbert Arenas went on his show. He said that Rudy Gobert,
who plays for Minnesota Timberwolves, they're deep in the playoffs.
He's like their guy, he's like their defensive guy. Like
yo He's the guy holds down the pate block shots.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Make sure, like yo, y'all ain't dunking on nobody on
this team, you know what I mean, he's that guy,
important piece of the team.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Just for a little context, he's also French. He's also French.
Gilbert Gilbert Arenas is a person. Yes, I thought it
was a venue.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Wait you said Gilbert Arenas.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Are you talking about Yeah, well, Gilbert Arena said this
about Rudy Gobert. I thought that Gilbert Arenas was a
chain of Arenas. I thought it was called Gilbert.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I thought I thought it was a company called Gilbert
Arenas makes Arena.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I realized that Gilbert Arenas was a person. Wild, that's
how not in sports.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's insane. I thought one person was a conglomerate. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean listen, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
It makes sense.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Honestly, bro, Honestly, if you said, yo, my favorite anime
right now is what Sabi Shashimi, I'd be like.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Okay, yeah, yeah, because I thought that was food. Those food.
But yeah, no, So he is not a chaine of Arenas.
He's a human person.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't know if he noticed, but he was the
guy in the NBA, that guy in trouble because he
bought guns.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
To the locker room. Yeah remember that story. No, but
I like that, but I like that type of energy.
He's like that.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
So anyway, he said about Rudy Gobert, who, like I said,
they deep in the playoffs, you know what I.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Mean, second round.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
A lot of people like the Timberwolves to go to
the finals and win it, all right, And he's an
integral part of this. He took two games off because
his kid was being born, and gil Bit Arenas was.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Like, Yo, fuck out of here. You're wild. I would
never in my life. You would never take a game
off to watch her, to watch my son be born.
That's crazy. He gonna be there when I get back
all this other ship. And I was just like Rudy,
the Frenchman said this. No, Rudy was the one that
took the time off to go be with his kid.
Mister Arenas is the one, the guy that builds all

(39:26):
the arenas. He's the one. The American arena building is
confusing me. Bro Okay, So the arena man is American.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Arena man is American, And he said Frenchman was like, yo,
you a bitch, nigga. You want to go see a
kid be born instead of go play a basketball game.
You a home, you had a real nigga.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You a pussy? Oh my god, French niggas a soft
that's why choked you out. I'm editorializing a little bit.
But he did call the little bitch pussy. I don't
know if you did, Like in my head, I'm just
thinking that, Like, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
There are probably dudes not in the NBA leaving to
go play pick up games watching being born.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Bro, that's such a all right, Bro, maybe I'm biased.
I'm clearly biased.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I have four kids and I watched all of them
be born, and I was there the whole time, and
I was holding hands and then.

Speaker 16 (40:25):
Yeah, yeah, but I could. I can't imagine, bro, Like
I can't. What the fuck It's like, I'd rather go
to work than watch my kid be born, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
That's I mean, I understand his perspective, because it's like
some people literally don't have anything else.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
They work. They work, they work, and that's stay live.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
They don't give a funk about their family, They don't
give about love, they don't give a about nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's crazy n work. Kevin Grant, Kevin, Kevin Durant, Kevin.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
Yeah, yeah, he's a hooper hooper. Yeah, he's a basketball players,
basketball player. He don't care about nothing but the game.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah you don't. He don't care about shape up his
little handcut man, bro, because he don't. He won't give
it up. We gave it up. Yeah, I give it up.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I just said your fuck it. I'm gonna go to
I said, listen man. When I saw that, when I
started getting targeted ads for pit bull head shavers, I
was like, I heard the ship and your blackest time words,
time word, it's time. So then I just hit it, bron,

(41:35):
he's not balding. He got the crazy panoramic sunroof though.
So you saw niggas got like pattern male male pattern baldness.
It was just like, it's not like yo, it's your
hairline is pushed back. You have a strong handline. But
the middle of the middle ship look like a fucking
flush yamaka. You know what I'm saying, Like it's the
anti Yamaica. Yeah, it's like a full skin for your

(41:57):
head like the other one. You know what I'm saying,
Like it looks Craig. So it's time to come home,
kd You know what I'm saying. Come hold, daddy, come
home to the ball side. You join us, boy, the
Triple B's ball bitch Brigade. Brigade just just joined the collective. Man,

(42:17):
come on here, you can get a tittle. You look
already got a head tatt Yeah, you get you can
get your ship tired and brought his I'll just bully
you into nothing.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Bro, I look way more dangerous now than I have
you do at tattoo.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Man, you look like fucking like you could have been.
Like I look like Hector in every movie. Yes, he's
also of anarchy.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
One of the I look like Shilah in that one movie.

Speaker 17 (42:44):
What that one?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Awful? That awful fucking uh tax collector whatever the fuck
it was where they are where his name was Creeper,
I look like my name is Creeper.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Creeper, Creeper. It's you a tertiary.

Speaker 17 (42:58):
Character and the watch was training day for two minutes
when they went into the town and ship.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, I look like the guy that tells the main
character that the villain is not here. Yo, that's it,
he's not here. Homes and yeah, yet like he's not.
I don't know who you're looking for, but.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
You're looking in the wrong place.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
And you best get to step in when you foolish,
fool fool. I don't think you know where you are
right now. Nothing, nothing but the day. No mummy, no
mum is waying.

Speaker 10 (43:36):
Most's bell's bell, bro she's abusive way theme.

Speaker 18 (43:42):
Theme, domestic violin violent, Yo, you know what else for
some domestic violence?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
My man's jalen ship. Where's go disappearing for what we was?
What the rest of the game?

Speaker 9 (44:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, Then he went back there off the floor that
wentto the locker room. He saw a perky on the floor.
That makes up He said, I'm going back in on
dropping forty. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
You know what I'm saying. I'm giving you I'm twenty
nine one more had thirty.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Y'all that ice Spice was quurt sid Yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
He's like, oh ice spice. Courts say last man bitches around.
It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, yeah no they Yo.
It looked dire. You know what I'm saying, because everybody's saying.
So this is the thing about the Knicks list.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
A basketball team typically carries like fifteen guys, right, like
a fifteen man roster.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
You know what I'm saying. Normally you play like around
nine guys. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
The New York Knicks coach Tom Thibodeau, that's his name,
Tom Thibodeau is Toodau, owner of the Timsdale Timodau.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
It's not like with mister Gilbert and his arenas, but
he be playing players a basketball games.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Forty eight minutes of this, running back and forth, running
back forth, jumping up and down, running back and forth,
jumping up down, running back and forth. He plays motherfucker's
forty two, forty five, forty eight minutes.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
He don't give motherfuckers a break.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
So when when Jayleen Bruston went down, they was like, oh,
it's his fault because he'd been playing these motherfuckers one
hundred minutes a game.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Now he's hurt. Now everything is lost. Now we lost.
Everything is fucked. Y'all give me bob BLUs everything, everything.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Got die.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (45:46):
But nah, Jaylen Preston came back stupid like, but now
can't He ain't backing back before h DTV, and he
fucking got the dog.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
We got the dob now we have two zero against
the India. The Pacers suck my deck off of the
Jayalen Brothersons performance. Liz has come up with some great
strategic visions for the w n B.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
A Yo, Yes, I watched the next games last week
with my sister and I was like, oh shit, they'd
be actually doing the ship. So I got four updated
rules for sports according to our current times in twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Got you Number one, w A. I'm listened in the
w A.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
Bro, you got me my West Coast bag, my fault.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
This is for the nw.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Yeah out, Bro, this is for the motherfuckers to be
playing ball.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Number one, if you smack the ball out of somebody hand,
you can set. You can say suck my dick, Boso.
You should not be fine for that. You should be
able to smack the ship out of somebody.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (46:52):
If you smack the ball out of somebody hand, you
can say whatever the fuck you want.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
That's number one. Number one perfect. Number two.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
If you cor side and you talk can ship to
the players. Their family should be able to jump you. Yes,
I'm the court, we should be able to I like that.
Number three foulds shouldn't exist. Stop being a bitch.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Number fall.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
If you miss a free throw, we get to kill you.
You know what I'm saying, new rules, they go into
effect next season.

Speaker 12 (47:22):
You know what I'm saying. The commissioner lisplots in the building, right,
you're in the building being traded the building. Goddamn it,
sign and sane.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
You know what I'm saying. You gotta hit that. Yeah,
that's right. Lit Like of lictory, like

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Yes,
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