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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Next question please, I'm only taking limited questions three maximum.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Thank you. Yeah. So Kathy Hochel uh uh wait what
is she? What is she doing? Governor of it?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, that's right, okay, Yes, I send people to jail.
Oh that's true. Okay, I make up how long you
have to go to prison for that's me. I'm the boss. Interesting, Okay,
Governor Hokeel, I failed up, by the way, interesting and
that's why I got my job.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Fantastic. So, Governor Hokeel Rainio by here from the vo
from v VO Connections and we just are reporting here
live and to my understanding, what is your relationship to
the Bronx and like, what do you plan to do
about the country's poorest congressional district? I mean, I mean
(00:49):
what what?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What? What is your plan to address this?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Because it seems like the people that preceded you in
your position have done uh next to nothing to address
the fallacies going on in Bronx local government and the
collapse of the economic status of the congressional dish.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Stop you right there because you said it all when
you said that my prior colleagues have done next to nothing.
And if there's one thing that's important to me as
the governor of New York it is continuity, okay, and
by that I mean the continuing of doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, because let's let me tell you something. I took
an uba.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay. I went to Fordham University. I had to go
visit a campus. I did a talk there. I was
not thrilled to go to the Bronx. I'll be honest
with you. I'm the governor of New York State, not
New York City. That's for what's the guy's name, the
guy that's always his big teeth, he's always in the clubs.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Mister bitch, Yes, mister bitch. Yeah him. That's his job.
That's not my job.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, So when I go to the Bronx, I'm kind
of like turned off. I'll be honest with you because
I see a lot of like, uh.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You know, no, we don't, we don't know. What what
do you see?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We did care to elaborate, Governor, Well, what I well,
what I mean, listen, I'll just come out and say it,
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I see a lot of blacks, a lot of Latinos, Okay,
a lot of blacks, a lot of Latinos, a lot
of platinos, okay, and a lot of uh.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'll be honest with you. I don't think these guys
can read books. Okay, interesting they did.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They're just milling around, okay, they're just walking around in
circles smoking menthol cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay. This is the Bronx and it's sad really.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So what I think we should do is just kind
of just like, you know, take all the people of
the Bronx, you know, take the Bronx itself, air lift it, okay,
and put all those people on Riker's Islands.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I think is a great idea.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Wow, that's what I think they should do. It just
highly upsetting news there. I mean, what, well, that's fine.
You can be upset if you want. Listen, you can
be a little bitch okay and cry wow.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay. And and let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Back in the day, when you used to go to
prison and they used to give you your shoes, they
called them air patackies. Okay, they call them air pattackis.
Now we're doing the air hopeless. There's two there's two
voult Cross traps, because three vol Cross traps is way
too fucking much. And you're doing a lot of these
prisoners Okay, the prison population.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
It's like a country club, you know, and saying Yo,
by the way, I'm not lying. She did fail up,
like the only reason she got she didn't get voted in. Yeah,
(03:41):
she fucking was it. Cuomo was grabbing titties and go
crazy dude, all types of wild boy, nasty man ship.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, problematic got out of there, and then she was
just like, whoa sit in the second.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Base, Bro, what's up, bitch?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Is it a requirement to look like you're melting? Yes,
to like be the governor.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So this lady really got on air bro and said
that black kids from the Bronx don't even know what the.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Word computer is. They don't know the words like we
don't have rowdy, rebel and body.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
We don't have the smartest, most creative motherfuckers ever coming.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Out of New York City.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, the stupid bird brain bitch, Bro, how fucking Jimmy
neutron wag?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I hate like she don't think that I'm talking cruise.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Come on, come on, bro, yo, come on yo.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
First of all, yes, it is a requirement to look
like you're melting or to look like a gargoyle, which yo.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And also listen, wild take possibly problematic. I think it's possible,
not saying that it's probable. It's possible that wholecal is
just Cuomo in cosplay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They got the same melty face.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't know why every politician looked like you scooped
the insides from inside of them and just took it
out school baby, just exactly. You just filled it up
with memory phone. I hate them, bro.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
They also got the same tactics. It's the same bullshit, yo.
I think, not honestly, this.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
One different guys, stop it, stop it right now, A
different kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's the most disgusting ever in my life. Bro. God
damn ye, Marrol the worst voice.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Please, Bro, I didn't even get brother.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's the uncle that will steal from you. You find it?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, Bro, Like what's that?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
He's so high he's helping stealing ship while you looking,
and he's like, Yo, you lost your.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Jordan one Jordan one jor the r that's crazy. Oh
my god, you got no.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Shout out to Kathy for being a stupid bitch. Shout
out to her for disrespecting the Bronx even though she's
a fucking governor of New York, the mother of New
York bro, like the fact that she did ask God
on air is disrespecting specifically black kids from the Bronx. Hello, Like,
if motherfuckers didn't have to show your race of people
how to wash their ass, they wouldn't be dying and droves.
(06:24):
And then you got these motherfuckers looking at us like
we stupid. Come on, bitch, get the fuck up your
mass family?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Why white people crazy? Y'all just started. Y'all just started
washing your legs.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Literally, bro, y'all was dying because y'all couldn't get that
dirt from from between y'all ass, y'all know what was happening.
Y'all had to literally go out and search for people.
And it was like, Yo, you have a jumped in
the water, bitch. Have you thought about that your entire
fucking bloodline and now you over here distress suspecting.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, I remember I've seen a TikTok of like, uh
maybe like or like a Facebook screen, like a screenshot
of a Facebook post or something where there's just a
bunch of like white moms confessing to like letting their
kids like jump in the pool in the summertime, and
that and that just and that counts as like their shower.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh it was a whole mom group, bro.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And they were just like, oh yeah, Like is it
wrong if I just let them, you know, just go
just take.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
A dip in the pool. That's like, you know, their
little shower.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Like yeah, yeah, because I'll be said a crazy one
like that. I'm like, yo, listen, man, Yeah, your kid's
environment really impacts yeah, how they grow up. So now
you got these kids telling me I gotta take a
shower every day. I'm like, yes, bitch, you do. That's
(07:46):
I got all these shape butter products in this so
you can stay moist.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, I'll be I'll be washing my kids still, even
though they're four and seven, but I'll be washing them
still because I'd be like, hey, look you see how
your entire body is covered in soap right now?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes? And they go, yeah that when you start doing
this by yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
If your entire body does not look like this, you
need to keep going. Okay, because your mom's Italian and
I don't know what'll be going on over the.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay when you here, you know over there.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, found out that white people don't wash their legs.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That was crazy. That was insane. Their toes.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Between your toes is nutsting the water on.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, that's crazy to know.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Not washing between your toes is insane because it's like, bro,
you know how much sh it is just just fucking
It's like the remember the party scene in the Matrix
Zion Zion, like sweaty and ship grinding on each other
in the.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Cavern I've never seen the Matrix was in Cordeo. What's
there too? Yes, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Just so in the movie is a party with the
all underground like a crazy cavern, the old dress like
fucking cave man and ship and the.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Warm, warm, bad assive trip right now.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
And that's what's going on between the falling slow mo
and then Neo and Trinity are in v P duking
it out.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Those the motherfuckers with the long coats, right yeah, yeah,
getting getting to this horizontal But speaking of dirty white people,
it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's it's just I just I've read this like tidbit
like a couple of times. Actually, uh that apparently like
the Salem witch Trials was just like STDs, Like it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Was just like so.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay, well not s CDs, maybe not s CDs. Hold on,
so I'm gonna read I'm gonna read off this, let's
wing it, so check. This evidence points to several factors
that may have contributed to the mass hysteria. An influx
of refugees from King William's war with the French colonists,
a recent smallpock at epidemic smallpox epidemic and the threat
(10:14):
of attack from Native Americans, and a growing rivalry with
the neighboring seaport of Salem Town, and the simmering tensions
between like the church and like the common folk and shit.
So smallpox being one of them shits right from from
King William's war and like French colleges and all that,
right that is obviously going to bleed over into because
keep in mind, like whenever, like before before the world
(10:37):
was like fucking uh, before the world was discovered by
like everybody in it, Like before there was all this
interpersonal relationship and shit, like between.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
People in the world.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
People were like super super like insulated to the point
where like the people of a certain area in the
world were sort of desensitized and just kind of had
herd immunity to like certain things.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But then like they take that shit to.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Another part of the world where they've never experienced that
specific disease or and because they have heard immunity, or
they simply ignore it and get used to symptoms. The
other people that don't have that sort of heard immunity
start experiencing this ship they and they get fried, and
then that bleeds into other things and then you know
how pandemics work.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We just survived one.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
So like, but but yeah, it's just interesting that like
all this hysteria was caused by like some guys that
like wanted to diddle kids, and then they got sick
from diddling kids, and then they blamed it on the devil.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I was like, shit, they kept it moving for like
one hundred and fifth years. Crazy dog, Well you said,
I imagine like like a witch. You know what I'm saying,
be like, ah, like the camera skin like a burnt you.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You thought, God, yeah, you gave me her pies. So
we gotta bring you with the stak because you're a witch.
That's crazy. What do you need tradition now?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Like, yo, you got me pregnant, you fucking broke bastard,
you dead beat.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
We got to burn this thing at the steak on
brand concourse, the Bronx streaking that bag. It did. No,
you're right, it's of the camera rights at the Bronxoo
did you just burn it? Dead beat dead? Yeah, you guys.
Do you guys think, like, speaking of the Bronx and stuff,
do you guys think the Borough Wars are still a thing?
I think so in a way because.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
As a Washing individual who was, like, you know, I
was part of World War one, of the Burroughs Washing, I.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Was part of World I'm a World War one Burrow
uh War Borough War one.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Ye, and I saw some things man in Bushwick before
the white people got there, Oh my god. And you know,
it's things that I'd rather not to go about on
this podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But yeah, man, damn you was you was You were
smoking crills in Queensbridge with Deep That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah. Cormega writing letters. Cormega he was still in jail.
Oh my god. Don't know that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Wow, that's amazing because I feel like now like we
we've sort of come together in our collective hatred of
local government and uh local and state government, uh to
the point where like yo, like yo, Brooklyn, the Bronx whatever,
it's fuck Eric Adams, it's fu. Kathy's the energy. So
(13:36):
that's why I'm I'm like asking y'all, like if if
you guys think it's still a thing.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Calm down a lot, because I remember growing up. I
was born in Brooklyn. We didn't fuck with the Bronx
at all. Same and I remember, I remember when I
used to go to the Bronx, they used to look
at us like fucking rat. We used to have those walls,
especially on Twitter. Bro, we used to go crazy on
each other. But New York it's like the same thing
(14:02):
I say with the Dominicans of Puerto Ricans. We could
talk about each other, bro, but don't ever don't ever
get into.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
A family about New York.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Come over here.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
We need that fade.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I think it's calm down a lot because we need
solidarity right now.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
We're all going through it. Brolet that's.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Suffering with Kathy, fucking dumb bitch in the house, fucking
Eric Adams at every party, flyer flyer, bro, My god,
he's having the summer of his life.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's not even summer yet.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
If there's any man on this earth that'd be hitting
the bag and Eric Adams, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Eric Adams looks at himself in the mirror and goes
every morning he does right before he goes to zero bond.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Let me not even like that, yo, Yo, Yo, you
boll bitch, Yo. That would be the greatest birthday President
of all times. Coach slap box in from the cells
for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Smacked the ship out of you, coward.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Man, that would not be a fair fight. I would
bite the ship out of him. Mom. I want to
know his mom.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You don't got no mother. Implement a lab.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Spider man. They're gonna go circle junk each other in
the back.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Let's go. Let's go, legit leg Welcome back, my beautiful horse.
You ready to move to Jersey? The way you said that.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Horse, Tony, she was a who the.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Way black gangs to say a little bit. Yes, I'm
about to show. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, Meryl.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
So my kids like they because they've met you already.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Whoa somehow yo? You said you forgot to tell you
my kids, And I was like, Yo, whoa, whoa? What
are we talking about it? No? No, I don't have
those anymore. I gotta resect me what I'm saying my children.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they So they'd be like watching YouTube
and ship while I'm cleaning or making dinner and ship,
you know what I mean. So sometimes they'll go on
there and like since they've met you in person, now
they see you on there and they go, hey, that's
still Marrow and I'm like yeah, And then Griffin is
so curious, like they both are, so they'll be like, well.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
What's she?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Why is she on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Like because like that that's like part of his job,
like you know, like he does videos, and they go
ma YouTube and then it's like they just get so
excited because yeah, yeah cute.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But yo, tell him stop sucking glazing bro.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Last one, I'm sorry, you know, is like, man, my
old kids could get it. Were just talking about this
off the off the pod you that ass brok. Yeah
we know.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
The man well justed. But like they reading and ship,
my kids, being their own buggies may showed each other
each other's books like this one is this got blood
on it? Oh my god, this one's black for some reason.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I don't know why. Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
In the forest by yourself. I think I'm good, but
just be able, heeman, growth, don't.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Put that evil on me. Don't you put that. Yeah
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, that kids nowadays like before, I remember when
I used to hear, oh, I'm a I'm an astronist,
Holy ship, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Into space.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's how kids feel about YouTubers. Yo, kids love you.
Oh my godless you have said a word done.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't think there's anything that you could do that
will impress like a preteen child, the child more than
being like, yo, I got five million subs on YouTube.
Yeah that's like, yo, you might as well fucking fucking
fly down in the helicopter with a fucking dick propeller
dog that sprinkles fucking skittles and they still and they'll
(19:15):
be like dashes lame YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah yeah, bra, that's all I care about.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Can I make a YouTube channel? Was like, no, you
can't make a YouTube channel. Why can't I make YouTube channel?
Because you curse too much?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And you're five? You know what I'm saying, Like, no,
you're not doing that. And they're like you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I see to make TikTok videos and ship and it's
just all weird, dumb ship.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, you can't make a YouTube channel because you're nine
and we listened to key Glock in the card together.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You know what I'm saying, that's why you cannot have a.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
YouTube channel four and you know all the words dumb
and dumber two young dog.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That's crazy, I'm saying, Yeah, talk about me.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm bad, Yo, they excuse me, wild man.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't know, man, but it's it's it's weird because
it's like it shit.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Is changing, like like for us, like you said, like
will whoa? You an astronaut? You went to the moon,
Like yo, you play basketball, you're a baseball you're a
race car driver.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And it's just like yeah, all these things are like
very you gotta be very skilled all and we got
missed the beast and it's like, yo, I take my
eyelids open for ten hours.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Do you know what I think they're fascination with. It
is it's the fact that you make a lot of
money and you have a lot of freedom. That's literally
you can make YouTube videos and make money. That's how
to be like that and just working every single day.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh wow, I don't got a wake up early.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
And then they and then I tell them all the time,
I'm like yo, because like you said, you know what
I'm saying, shot shot, you know what I mean, shout
to Shout to my guys, Gotti, big Gotty, you know
what I'm saying, Big Griff. I mean my kids they
used stay me with that same type of ship, Like, Yo,
you having fun, Da da dah. I'm like, yeah, you
a little bitch ass motherfucker. Let me splain something of
you when you go out there and you in front
of the camera. That's sixteenth time I said that. Yeah, friends, Yeah,
(21:03):
they like it all looks beautiful because there's a guy
called the editor, you know what I'm saying. And and
they put that ship together when they cut the backbone
of the whole the whole ship. Yeah, you know what
I mean. They cut the ship together and make it
look like I just said this whole five minutes straight through. Meanwhile,
I was in a studio for ten hours. So no,
it's not an easy job. That's the thing. Like I
think kids now they're.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like, oh, that ship is easy. That ship is easy
to do.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Like it's like it's like you're watching the movie. Like
you know what I mean, you're watching you're watching the
final cut. You you weren't You wasn't in the field.
You were not on set, Doug, Yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
We were losing day. Where's my DP? We need another take?
Speaker 8 (21:43):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Wh what that cuck there?
Speaker 9 (21:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Bro? And this is for like a five minute YouTube short.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You know what I'm saying, Like the fucking Jurassic Park, Like, Yo,
we got this mechanical diners, so we got this, Yo,
We're gonna blow this car up one time. We fucked
this ship up. We gotta go blow up it on
the Aston Martin like, Doug, the fuck this ship is hard.
I'm saying it to you children, speaking of movies and
production and ship.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What's your like? What what was like one of your
favorite childhood movies, like like like Guilty Pleasure, like just
like like an actual good movie that I enjoyed it now.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Like an actual good So like for me it was
Tarzan like that was my show. But I'm but again,
you know I'm a I'm a decade younger than you.
So you so you was already you know, you was
already tomorrow smoking bangers in the.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Staircase in soundview projects because you was already on that
on my AARP van is he pick up?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's my accessor ride is here? Now.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
But Tarzan was crazy about that was that was the
first movie I ever saw in theaters like as a child,
like my mom, that was the first movie I ever saw.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
And this ambulance is glazing o D right now it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Whoa but yo, as a kid this how you know
a soundtrack to a film goes crazy because as a
six year old child or five or however old I.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Was, I was like, yo, Phil Collins is eating this
right now. The already has always been the music. Wow,
Phil Collins. I was like, Wow, Phil Collins is really
showing his musical expertise seven.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Years old and sho talking about soon soon now yeah,
that's already not many so.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's not there's not golow.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, joint, My joint was was Lion King. I cried, bro,
ain't gonna lie theatrical release Lion King.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I'm watched. We all know. When that movie came amount,
it went to the ditric like because in my head
I was like, yo, Lime Cake is old as fun.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Wow, wow yo, you're just like all as fun like
it was steamboat willing.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Let me see hold on? Yeah what Lion King came
out in ninety four?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I was one you fuck you.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I was human adults, a single year old. I was
a young adult.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
But y'all, I went to see that ship in the
movie theaters, and I think that's what Disney figured out.
Like yo, I think I think it was Bambi really,
because I remember a lot of the O G Disney
stuff is like, this is low key racist.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know. I'm saying that without any type of proof.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm just yeah, I'm just gonna say they killed baby
first because she was brown.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
But I think the when he started the whole yo,
We're gonna kill your pops and you got to avenge
your pops and become the leader and you know whatever,
like reinforce the patriarchy. But it was cute, you know
what I'm saying. But like when they killed Mufossa, I.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Was in my bag. Bro, I was in my bag.
Was New York ship they killed move Foster, Yo, I
was in my bag.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I was super in my bag bro in the bottom
with the fucking hard candy and the petties and the link.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I was just like, damn, I put pepsi in my
eyes tag like I was crying. I was like, yo, yo,
but it was ma sad made me that, and and
and I was gonna say home alone, not home alone.
It's the other Macaulay Coker movie where where he's like
the nerd with the bee allergy. H fuck my girl,
my girl. At the end of that ship where he
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gets my classes, my class without my classes.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
He's getting stung by beans and ship and he got
allergy and they don't got and that in the olden
times they didn't have.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I was like, damn, nigga died from beast things. I
was like, yo, yes.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
And then Shorty at the funeral was like trying to
wake him up because she's like eight years old.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Don't understand.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
By my dad, Y'll tell you that she was sad
as fun.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I was like, first of all, it's a wack ass.
Imagine YO, been bitten by be before that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Sho hurt bees, don't bite Liz. I got stunk, stung,
motherfucker everything everything pain in me. And I needed laws,
just shipped. It was bit by a bee paid I
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needed law.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
But my I would say, my childhole movie gotta be
kill a season, bro, That's.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
What shapes my entire life. Killing season. It's with Cameron. Clearly,
he's like a teenager in like the eighties. He goes
into like the computer Live and she got like Windows
thinty eighth. He's like, yo, you know what I'm saying.
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He's so many things in the computer. It's like Camera
nineteen eighty nine. You know, come on, that's one of
my favorite you know, I love that ship. I wasn't bad.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
That is good.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yes, it's like the hip hop Sharknado, Like, yeah, I
heard that.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
The only reason they made that movie was because they
could like they had a little bit of actual today
and they was like, you fuck it, let's just doing
just make a movie.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, They're like, you know, you want to pretend to
have sex with somebody wearing an actual tall white tea?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, I'll go buy a loco. He's like, I get up.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
I came.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes, let's get a slime.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Oh my god, movie where Cameron spits on a girl.
I feel like, yes, you want to because.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
That just sounds crazy when you just say it like
that dude has shot at him and killed one of
Cam's little cousin.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Cam finally sees.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Him like a few weeks later, he's in a Chinese.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Store getting food with his niece.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
The dude runs out and leaves his niece inside the
Chinese Yeah abandons and she's just like crying and Cameron
wants to kill her because he killed his.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Cousin and instead he just hogs. He called it like
a stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh my god, he got the funniest ship. Was like,
it was clear that he didn't really spin on her
because they they could have wait and then just show
the wild glopping spin.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
And she's just like, I was dying. You know.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
He shot the camp because yo, he like he did
his thing and paid in full. I was like, and
then Killing Season. It's like, bro, he took two cents back.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Because he did that. Didn't Killer Season come out first?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Did?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Because because it was when they were still together. Cameron
at least had a little bit tough time for paid
a full.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm not sure because he was, yeah, looking young as
we got.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
We gotta fact, Kill Season came out after because Killo
Season came out in two thousand and six. I think
Paidonful came out like three oh four, right.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I remember hearing the soundtrack of Tower Records Love Tiped
Crack and Too for Fresh shoutout Tower Records man, crazy.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
That's crazy, bro, that he did paid the full and
then he did and.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
They did that.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It was crazy because like the city talking about, there's
like his acting is fucking like cinema because when like
he's having like it's clear that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
The director told him like, y, you want to kill her?
What you like? You have remorse?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
So yeah, you can't bring yourself, you can't bring yourself
to do it. So then he tries to do all
that without saying lines. Yeah, So his face the whole
time he's just like, yeah, like I want to It's
like so od it's like a thirty seconds to and
be like I don't know, but I want to do
nah because I'm too clock I'm moral.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I was like yo, and then cut and shot his
face like I was like, Yo, this is a classic
bro my god. Yeah, I got to rewatch that because
I haven't seen it in maybe a decade.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
He had that ship on DVD. I probably still got
it in the crib.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I swear hip hop historian listen of course, Yo, Liz
is like the Criterion collection of like just of just
like hip hop.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah. Yeah, she's she's like what Drake is doing, but ethical, Yeah,
she's not like she's not.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Like hunting down artifacts. She's like, this is just this
is just in my Yeah, she's not hunting down artifacts. Yo,
wait a minute, Oh my god. Aubrey Graham stage named Drake,
collector of hip hop artifacts. You know who else was
a collector of worldwide artifacts in the High Seas explorer
(31:24):
Francis Drake.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I thought he was going to make a connection with
Dark Wing duck Man. Why would I do that, Mary,
Because his name is Jack is like cigarette identities. Drake
I thought there was something there. I'm I'm too washed,
you know what, man? You know about dark with all Right,
We're gonna take a fucking break.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Everything here legitary like we're back your holes. You know
what I'm saying. And it's time time, time, times tis done.
(32:10):
Time for the bell band band bag bang bang. Before
we hit the mailbag.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I got to talk to you about this, d M.
I got somebody named Slim DM me and said I
need an answer since I can't d M the pod
and I think you're great, Thanks dude. Why don't y'all
like Puerto Ricans? This addressed on the next car because
party L O L. I can say something about Americans,
but I don't we all related.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Why don't you say it that?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Hold on, he hit us with that.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I don't know ever since Kendrick said the rabbit hole
get deep by promise, I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I won't smoke with anybody that threatens that they know
something I could honestly explain it.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
So we talk about Puerto Ricans right in the same
way that you would would talk about your sibling, right, Yeah,
we talk about perto Ricans. They're the closest thing to Dominicans, right,
But it's just good jokes. It's the same way Puerto Ricans.
You know, you get around Perto Ricans, they got the
best Dominicans and they be true tight when they talk
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about tim obile, strong ass Dominican cap.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I know that it's true. Bro, the meme of the
dude with the type and you know it was Dominican.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Having the best Dominican jokes. And it's because you know. Now,
one thing I will say is that we do not
allow other people to talk about Puerto Ricans. That part
you can't get in between sibling fights. So for Colombian
or anybody American whatever, start to say, oh yeah, but
Perto Ricans, the Dominicans that.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Like, hold on, that's your fucking mouth. That's the things
I am right now. We beat him up because he
he was like he said Puerto Ricans are lazy.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah. I was like, I was like, that's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
They are the Dominican's best siblings, bro, They're literally the
best siblings. But we got to get these jokes.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
All.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, guess what I didn't see in a few bitches
in SpongeBob pajama pants seeing them jump shorties with their
moms and their grandmothers. Hello, it's not made up, right,
And it's like you expect me to see that in
my youth and not crack a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Now, Puerto Rican grandma's to Puerto Rican grandma's turned sixty
and get a face tat. That's that's it. That's just
what they do. You know what I'm saying. It's not
slander facts, it's facts.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Like we are like, listen, we got Brooklyn Queens and
the Bronx in the house. Okay, every burrough that I
just mentioned has seen. That's all the Burroughs. That's all
the Burrows that all of them, the older ones that matter.
And what you're talking about bro there's only four Oh yeah,
that's right. Yeah, I forgot. You know, this is a
place where we thought garbage. Just forgot about that. Trying
(34:50):
to go face uh.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
The ship with Puerto Ricans though, it's like like Liz
is saying, like, yo, we family, you know what I mean.
But at the same time, it's like none of this
ship is made up, Like Liz was saying, this is
all happened in real life. Like I have gone to
the boy that they got and seen Shorty say, Yo,
(35:16):
do you take hot? Can I Can I get a
hot sandwich with an EBT card?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know what I'm saying. And to new Ports, you
know what I'm saying, like, yes.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
You can stand.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know what I'm saying. No, of course, come on,
you need lunch. To new Ports, you know what I'm saying. Hey,
that's questionable, but you know what I mean, I don't
know what he's going through. She might be stressed out,
she might need that little niktine here. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I can't I'm not I'm not here to judge nobody.
But we don't have no problems with Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
It's all love, you know what I'm saying until become police.
When you become police, then that's a problem.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
When you become police, and then you like, like we've said,
time and time to become a police officer. When you
become police, then you Maddy Italian and then you forget
the Spanish and then you move move to mortag party
you know in Florida, Yeah, or Florida, and then you
know what I mean, Then it's clipped for you.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Then Dennis Dennis Dennis hatred. Then really it really do
be love. I fucking love perto Ricans. We just don't
get the jokes off. But again, come on.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Mea, that's right, punch my brother in the chest. You
hit my brother, bro, you're getting John Yea, we can
get to the mail bag.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Breaking my silence. On the Puerto Rican Dominican Divide, Bracco
eighty one asks.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Would you rather have a.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Dick for nose squidward style or a row of dicks
up and down your spine like a stegosaurus.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Functional both scenarios.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna choose the dicks going
down my back.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm gonna choose.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I'm gonna choose stago dick because I can hit the Okay,
if I pick whatever I pick, I get to choose
my powers, all right, So I'm gonna choose stag Dick,
and then whenever I get hard, I could like I
could come from my spine, but like as a defense
mechanism like that one, like that one scene in Shintodzilla
(37:45):
when he blows up the stuff bombers with his back lasers.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
That's what I want.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I want dick, and I want to shoot bath come.
I want to shoot spinal come. I want to spinal defensive,
nothing final fluid, I know, defense not that's what I need.
That's so yeah, spine Dick. My thing is can you sniff?
But if you have a dick for a nose, That's
(38:10):
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
That's why I was gonna go with the sticking sores
ship also because for two reasons. Number one, I'm gonna
choose my power as well. But if my dick is
my nose, then I just smelled dick all day.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Wait, no, do you still have your.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Because if you still have your own dick and then
just another one, that's like that's that's a power move, right, Yeah,
I feel like that'll change a lot of bunk bed you.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Sixty nine by yourself. People treat their fingernails and ship. Yeah,
just like you're true. You know this is great, but
(39:00):
such skin like some treat I would do the staff
would you do?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I said, I'll ming said that everything works the same,
So you would have like a collected a collective back of.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Dicks, a bunch of things on my back. So then
this is what I would do.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Because I was playing Signing the Hedgehog with my son
the other day, I was like, yo, if I had
a back full of dicks and I could do the
signing the Hedgehog ship where you press down and spin
spin dash, if I could spin dash with a bunch
of boners, bro, I would do like Evil canevo Bro,
I'd line like thirty shorties up, face.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Down up and just spin dash.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
In humans, okay, so if I had a dick for
a nose, that means i'd have two dicks. If I
had spinal dick, I'd have.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Thirty four dicks. God damn, because there's thirty three vertebrates.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
There's thirty invertebrate in the human spinefizes.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, So if I'm.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
If we're to assume that each Dick is just going
to take the place of a vertebrate and they're exposed.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's that's that's a recipe. I'll take over the world.
The world would be mine. It's true. It's true. I'd
be unstoppable. It's true.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Bro, this is why God should have never gave us
pretty will.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
We're gonna end up on one of those tweets. It's like, yo,
take these.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
They do not need to be doing that, right, Yeah,
we don't need to be doing this, but we are.
And we got another male bag men please to the glass.
Speaker 9 (40:49):
Commercial Barnacle sixteen asks, Okay, what's your guilty pleasure?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Songs?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Shows or movies?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Oh oh yeah, I got one off of rip easily.
Anything involving ghosts and ghost hunting. I know they never
gonna find shit. It's like, and listen, if if we
get proof of the paranormal, like irrefutable proof of the
paranormal like in society, it's not gonna come from one
(41:18):
of these.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Shows with one of these bozos wave and Mike and
camera talking about Bro, did you see that shadow?
Speaker 9 (41:24):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
We got it, We did it, Bro, But I just
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I just love that ship. Like saying, I just love
that ship. You know, it's the night Vision.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
And then my favorite thing is like like post production,
like all we see is like wait, did you guys
hear that? And I'm like and I'm like, oh fuck,
what did they hear? My stupid ass, I'm like, oh fuck,
what did they hear? Knowing damn well, they ain't here, ship,
they just did.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That for the camera. Yeah, no, it's great. I love
those shows.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, same, I love horror Sugars. But you know, it's crazy.
I've seen a ghost before, so that ship. Yeah, yeah,
the first time I haven't met a white person. It's
not even a joke, it's not This is the first
time I had a white friend, like a white American
(42:12):
Italian friend, and they talked me into going into some
ship that we knew was haunted, participating in white women activities,
A bunch of white people a my life, my one thing.
It's not a movie. It's a show that's like my
(42:34):
guilty Pleasures called Little Women in Atlanta. It's a bunch
of it's like little women like four feet you know,
they have dwarfism. They be beating the ship out each other.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
She had you know, why she said that because she
tossed the play the Chicken Wings on the other bed.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That's why she said that ship had me dying.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yo. There was an episode with Shorty. It was like
the main one, right, like she's like the main Shorty.
But she said they was all sitting around the table
having salad. Yeah, and it was there was no the dressing.
They would only put one dressing out and it was like,
where's the dressing, what's the dressing and what kind of
dressing is that?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
And she said I was Barceononic. Oh yeah, it's Barcelonic, Barcelamic.
And it's like, you mean balsamic and they're like, nah,
it's Barcelamic, Barsalamic. Not forever.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Every restaurant I go to they're like yo. I was like,
I'll have the Bosononic vinegartte please. You know what I'm
saying's a little woman.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
In bro, you and I have a good time. Google
or YouTube little women bro.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Bro. These bitches got it all at like some fucking
football party.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
In a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
They got hands for really, you know, it was on.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Each other by end opened the hospital some bitch loss too.
I think they throw a little pictures punches these pitches
is getting it on.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
God, they threw it all that cool way behind that ship.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Bro, guilty pleasure. I love seeing them get it getting
it on.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, what's yours? Maryl oh Man, This is gonna be weird.
Maybe it's not weird. My guilty pleasure is too.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Like if we're talking about like regular TV media, ship
it's Charles Bronson movies like Death Wish.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, well he just got the man, long ass gun
and ship classic.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, and the bad guys are all white, so I
don't feel bad with the shoot, so you know what
I'm saying, Like it's like a white guy with his
head shave down the middle like a stripe. Some stupid
ship that's one of them, like that ship. I'll watch
like yo, this ship is on for like two hours
in I watched shit, I'm like, yo, they roll the
credits about the role.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
I'm locked down. I don't care. That's one. The second
one is.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I will go to the crib and I will roll
like four els right like knowing like yo, I got
like I got a free couple hours time.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
So breakfast right exactly like a little make cap. Yeah, yeah,
I roll like four or five L's and then I'll
just sit down and I'll just watch bug fights on YouTube,
like sex like insects fighting like a sentipede versus a hornet.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yo, Merrow, I just want to say, thank God that
you're this type of weird, like thank god that I know,
Like I just like I'm so happy that like my
adjacent to the Hollywood is through the guy that watches.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You. Never nobody will ever have a rapping for you.
And be like, MERL got a weird case? Why do
you keep him around?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Doubt, Yeah, yeah, pornography. Does he have a does he
have a secret bug fighting ring that I should know about?
Speaker 7 (45:41):
That is what?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Does he run an underground insect fighting surgeon an insect
fight club that.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I should know?
Speaker 9 (45:50):
That?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
The weird case, I'm telling.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You, I get high as in there like oh ship
like like in my brain because sometime you what time
you be smoking weed?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Actually? What time don't you smoke? So I don't smoke
weed when you're coaching?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Right, So like from the hours I eat a edible,
then from like the hours of like like school hours,
right like if I got to concentrate on homeworks, that's
I was wonna weed for the homework is because this
new homework.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Man, get ready, oh boy, get ready, I'm gonna have
to relearn long division.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh my guy, damn.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
They done changed everything about everything I know. I sound
watching suck saying this shit, bro, But it used to
be like, Yo, patacular theorem. Here's the thing, here's a
little formula sheet. Break it down by by now, No, Joe,
how do you how what is ten plus twenty? Show
me how you arrived at your conclusion using the knowledge
that you gained listening to Travis Scott's first album I'm.
Speaker 7 (46:55):
Sorry ready, I was almost yo, but one million said
baby bug fights, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Listen, if you go home tonight and you got some
good weed, I guarantee you going to YouTube and type
in send it pe versus t Ranchla.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Also, Bro, I got a ten minute bare video.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yes, what the hell is doing with the bit shits
on solf? I don't know what? They fight like fucking
fucking that's what we gotta go watch out because this
episode is a rap episode.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Forty five motherfucking victory, like the most dangerous podcast on
the planet, the most fire art you will ever inject
and see.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Your veins into in between your big toe and the
other big toe. You're hurt. It's freemil body in the motherfuckerus.
Let's go on this may train of God the forest.
Then fee what I'm saying. He will great, you will
wish if you find him in the sherwood forest. And God,
damn it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You know what it is, baby, is sun and sane.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Seeing like twelve hours, you fucking Gowards literally like.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
A luxury light light night night, mhm.
Next question please, I'm only taking limited questions three maximum.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Thank you. Yeah. So Kathy Hochel uh uh wait what
is she? What is she doing? Governor of it?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, that's right, okay, Yes, I send people to jail.
Oh that's true. Okay, I make up how long you
have to go to prison for that's me. I'm the boss. Interesting, Okay,
Governor Hokeel, I failed up, by the way, interesting and
that's why I got my job.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Fantastic. So, Governor Hokeel Rainio by here from the vo
from v VO Connections and we just are reporting here
live and to my understanding, what is your relationship to
the Bronx and like, what do you plan to do
about the country's poorest congressional district? I mean, I mean
(00:49):
what what?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What? What is your plan to address this?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Because it seems like the people that preceded you in
your position have done uh next to nothing to address
the fallacies going on in Bronx local government and the
collapse of the economic status of the congressional dish.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Stop you right there because you said it all when
you said that my prior colleagues have done next to nothing.
And if there's one thing that's important to me as
the governor of New York it is continuity, okay, and
by that I mean the continuing of doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, because let's let me tell you something. I took
an uba.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay. I went to Fordham University. I had to go
visit a campus. I did a talk there. I was
not thrilled to go to the Bronx. I'll be honest
with you. I'm the governor of New York State, not
New York City. That's for what's the guy's name, the
guy that's always his big teeth, he's always in the clubs.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Mister bitch, Yes, mister bitch. Yeah him. That's his job.
That's not my job.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, So when I go to the Bronx, I'm kind
of like turned off. I'll be honest with you because
I see a lot of like, uh.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You know, no, we don't, we don't know. What what
do you see?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We did care to elaborate, Governor, Well, what I well,
what I mean, listen, I'll just come out and say it,
all right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I see a lot of blacks, a lot of Latinos, Okay,
a lot of blacks, a lot of Latinos, a lot
of platinos, okay, and a lot of uh.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'll be honest with you. I don't think these guys
can read books. Okay, interesting they did.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
They're just milling around, okay, they're just walking around in
circles smoking menthol cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay. This is the Bronx and it's sad really.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So what I think we should do is just kind
of just like, you know, take all the people of
the Bronx, you know, take the Bronx itself, air lift it, okay,
and put all those people on Riker's Islands.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I think is a great idea.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Wow, that's what I think they should do. It just
highly upsetting news there. I mean, what, well, that's fine.
You can be upset if you want. Listen, you can
be a little bitch okay and cry wow.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay. And and let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Back in the day, when you used to go to
prison and they used to give you your shoes, they
called them air patackies. Okay, they call them air pattackis.
Now we're doing the air hopeless. There's two there's two
voult Cross traps, because three vol Cross traps is way
too fucking much. And you're doing a lot of these
prisoners Okay, the prison population.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
It's like a country club, you know, and saying Yo,
by the way, I'm not lying. She did fail up,
like the only reason she got she didn't get voted in. Yeah,
(03:41):
she fucking was it. Cuomo was grabbing titties and go
crazy dude, all types of wild boy, nasty man ship.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, problematic got out of there, and then she was
just like, whoa sit in the second.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Base, Bro, what's up, bitch?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Is it a requirement to look like you're melting? Yes,
to like be the governor.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So this lady really got on air bro and said
that black kids from the Bronx don't even know what the.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Word computer is. They don't know the words like we
don't have rowdy, rebel and body.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
We don't have the smartest, most creative motherfuckers ever coming.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Out of New York City.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, the stupid bird brain bitch, Bro, how fucking Jimmy
neutron wag?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I hate like she don't think that I'm talking cruise.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Come on, come on, bro, yo, come on yo.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
First of all, yes, it is a requirement to look
like you're melting or to look like a gargoyle, which yo.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And also listen, wild take possibly problematic. I think it's possible,
not saying that it's probable. It's possible that wholecal is
just Cuomo in cosplay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They got the same melty face.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't know why every politician looked like you scooped
the insides from inside of them and just took it
out school baby, just exactly. You just filled it up
with memory phone. I hate them, bro.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
They also got the same tactics. It's the same bullshit, yo.
I think, not honestly, this.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
One different guys, stop it, stop it right now, A
different kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's the most disgusting ever in my life. Bro. God
damn ye, Marrol the worst voice.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Please, Bro, I didn't even get brother.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's the uncle that will steal from you. You find it?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, Bro, Like what's that?
Speaker 7 (05:44):
He's so high he's helping stealing ship while you looking,
and he's like, Yo, you lost your.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Jordan one Jordan one jor the r that's crazy. Oh
my god, you got no.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Shout out to Kathy for being a stupid bitch. Shout
out to her for disrespecting the Bronx even though she's
a fucking governor of New York, the mother of New
York bro, like the fact that she did ask God
on air is disrespecting specifically black kids from the Bronx. Hello, Like,
if motherfuckers didn't have to show your race of people
how to wash their ass, they wouldn't be dying and droves.
(06:24):
And then you got these motherfuckers looking at us like
we stupid. Come on, bitch, get the fuck up your
mass family?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Why white people crazy? Y'all just started. Y'all just started
washing your legs.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Literally, bro, y'all was dying because y'all couldn't get that
dirt from from between y'all ass, y'all know what was happening.
Y'all had to literally go out and search for people.
And it was like, Yo, you have a jumped in
the water, bitch. Have you thought about that your entire
fucking bloodline and now you over here distress suspecting.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, I remember I've seen a TikTok of like, uh
maybe like or like a Facebook screen, like a screenshot
of a Facebook post or something where there's just a
bunch of like white moms confessing to like letting their
kids like jump in the pool in the summertime, and
that and that just and that counts as like their shower.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh it was a whole mom group, bro.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And they were just like, oh yeah, Like is it
wrong if I just let them, you know, just go
just take.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
A dip in the pool. That's like, you know, their
little shower.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Like yeah, yeah, because I'll be said a crazy one
like that. I'm like, yo, listen, man, Yeah, your kid's
environment really impacts yeah, how they grow up. So now
you got these kids telling me I gotta take a
shower every day. I'm like, yes, bitch, you do. That's
(07:46):
I got all these shape butter products in this so
you can stay moist.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, I'll be I'll be washing my kids still, even
though they're four and seven, but I'll be washing them
still because I'd be like, hey, look you see how
your entire body is covered in soap right now?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes? And they go, yeah that when you start doing
this by yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
If your entire body does not look like this, you
need to keep going. Okay, because your mom's Italian and
I don't know what'll be going on over the.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay when you here, you know over there.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, found out that white people don't wash their legs.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That was crazy. That was insane. Their toes.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Between your toes is nutsting the water on.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, that's crazy to know.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Not washing between your toes is insane because it's like, bro,
you know how much sh it is just just fucking
It's like the remember the party scene in the Matrix
Zion Zion, like sweaty and ship grinding on each other
in the.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Cavern I've never seen the Matrix was in Cordeo. What's
there too? Yes, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Just so in the movie is a party with the
all underground like a crazy cavern, the old dress like
fucking cave man and ship and the.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Warm, warm, bad assive trip right now.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
And that's what's going on between the falling slow mo
and then Neo and Trinity are in v P duking
it out.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Those the motherfuckers with the long coats, right yeah, yeah,
getting getting to this horizontal But speaking of dirty white people,
it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's it's just I just I've read this like tidbit
like a couple of times. Actually, uh that apparently like
the Salem witch Trials was just like STDs, Like it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Was just like so.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay, well not s CDs, maybe not s CDs. Hold on,
so I'm gonna read I'm gonna read off this, let's
wing it, so check. This evidence points to several factors
that may have contributed to the mass hysteria. An influx
of refugees from King William's war with the French colonists,
a recent smallpock at epidemic smallpox epidemic and the threat
(10:14):
of attack from Native Americans, and a growing rivalry with
the neighboring seaport of Salem Town, and the simmering tensions
between like the church and like the common folk and shit.
So smallpox being one of them shits right from from
King William's war and like French colleges and all that,
right that is obviously going to bleed over into because
keep in mind, like whenever, like before before the world
(10:37):
was like fucking uh, before the world was discovered by
like everybody in it, Like before there was all this
interpersonal relationship and shit, like between.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
People in the world.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
People were like super super like insulated to the point
where like the people of a certain area in the
world were sort of desensitized and just kind of had
herd immunity to like certain things.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But then like they take that shit to.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Another part of the world where they've never experienced that
specific disease or and because they have heard immunity, or
they simply ignore it and get used to symptoms. The
other people that don't have that sort of heard immunity
start experiencing this ship they and they get fried, and
then that bleeds into other things and then you know
how pandemics work.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
We just survived one.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
So like, but but yeah, it's just interesting that like
all this hysteria was caused by like some guys that
like wanted to diddle kids, and then they got sick
from diddling kids, and then they blamed it on the devil.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I was like, shit, they kept it moving for like
one hundred and fifth years. Crazy dog, Well you said,
I imagine like like a witch. You know what I'm saying,
be like, ah, like the camera skin like a burnt you.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You thought, God, yeah, you gave me her pies. So
we gotta bring you with the stak because you're a witch.
That's crazy. What do you need tradition now?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Like, yo, you got me pregnant, you fucking broke bastard,
you dead beat.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
We got to burn this thing at the steak on
brand concourse, the Bronx streaking that bag. It did. No,
you're right, it's of the camera rights at the Bronxoo
did you just burn it? Dead beat dead? Yeah, you guys.
Do you guys think, like, speaking of the Bronx and stuff,
do you guys think the Borough Wars are still a thing?
I think so in a way because.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
As a Washing individual who was, like, you know, I
was part of World War one, of the Burroughs Washing, I.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Was part of World I'm a World War one Burrow
uh War Borough War one.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Ye, and I saw some things man in Bushwick before
the white people got there, Oh my god. And you know,
it's things that I'd rather not to go about on
this podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
But yeah, man, damn you was you was You were
smoking crills in Queensbridge with Deep That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah. Cormega writing letters. Cormega he was still in jail.
Oh my god. Don't know that.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Wow, that's amazing because I feel like now like we
we've sort of come together in our collective hatred of
local government and uh local and state government, uh to
the point where like yo, like yo, Brooklyn, the Bronx whatever,
it's fuck Eric Adams, it's fu. Kathy's the energy. So
(13:36):
that's why I'm I'm like asking y'all, like if if
you guys think it's still a thing.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Calm down a lot, because I remember growing up. I
was born in Brooklyn. We didn't fuck with the Bronx
at all. Same and I remember, I remember when I
used to go to the Bronx, they used to look
at us like fucking rat. We used to have those walls,
especially on Twitter. Bro, we used to go crazy on
each other. But New York it's like the same thing
(14:02):
I say with the Dominicans of Puerto Ricans. We could
talk about each other, bro, but don't ever don't ever
get into.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
A family about New York.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Come over here.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
We need that fade.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I think it's calm down a lot because we need
solidarity right now.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
We're all going through it. Brolet that's.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Suffering with Kathy, fucking dumb bitch in the house, fucking
Eric Adams at every party, flyer flyer, bro, My god,
he's having the summer of his life.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's not even summer yet.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
If there's any man on this earth that'd be hitting
the bag and Eric Adams, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Eric Adams looks at himself in the mirror and goes
every morning he does right before he goes to zero bond.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Let me not even like that, yo, Yo, Yo, you
boll bitch, Yo. That would be the greatest birthday President
of all times. Coach slap box in from the cells
for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Smacked the ship out of you, coward.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Man, that would not be a fair fight. I would
bite the ship out of him. Mom. I want to
know his mom.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You don't got no mother. Implement a lab.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Spider man. They're gonna go circle junk each other in
the back.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Let's go. Let's go, legit leg Welcome back, my beautiful horse.
You ready to move to Jersey? The way you said that.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Horse, Tony, she was a who the.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Way black gangs to say a little bit. Yes, I'm
about to show. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, Meryl.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
So my kids like they because they've met you already.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Whoa somehow yo? You said you forgot to tell you
my kids, And I was like, Yo, whoa, whoa? What
are we talking about it? No? No, I don't have
those anymore. I gotta resect me what I'm saying my children.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they So they'd be like watching YouTube
and ship while I'm cleaning or making dinner and ship,
you know what I mean. So sometimes they'll go on
there and like since they've met you in person, now
they see you on there and they go, hey, that's
still Marrow and I'm like yeah, And then Griffin is
so curious, like they both are, so they'll be like, well.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
What's she?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Why is she on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Like because like that that's like part of his job,
like you know, like he does videos, and they go
ma YouTube and then it's like they just get so
excited because yeah, yeah cute.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But yo, tell him stop sucking glazing bro.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Last one, I'm sorry, you know, is like, man, my
old kids could get it. Were just talking about this
off the off the pod you that ass brok. Yeah
we know.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
The man well justed. But like they reading and ship,
my kids, being their own buggies may showed each other
each other's books like this one is this got blood
on it? Oh my god, this one's black for some reason.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I don't know why. Yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
In the forest by yourself. I think I'm good, but
just be able, heeman, growth, don't.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Put that evil on me. Don't you put that. Yeah
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, that kids nowadays like before, I remember when
I used to hear, oh, I'm a I'm an astronist,
Holy ship, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Into space.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's how kids feel about YouTubers. Yo, kids love you.
Oh my godless you have said a word done.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't think there's anything that you could do that
will impress like a preteen child, the child more than
being like, yo, I got five million subs on YouTube.
Yeah that's like, yo, you might as well fucking fucking
fly down in the helicopter with a fucking dick propeller
dog that sprinkles fucking skittles and they still and they'll
(19:15):
be like dashes lame YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah yeah, bra, that's all I care about.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Can I make a YouTube channel? Was like, no, you
can't make a YouTube channel. Why can't I make YouTube channel?
Because you curse too much?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And you're five? You know what I'm saying, Like, no,
you're not doing that. And they're like you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I see to make TikTok videos and ship and it's
just all weird, dumb ship.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, you can't make a YouTube channel because you're nine
and we listened to key Glock in the card together.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You know what I'm saying, that's why you cannot have a.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
YouTube channel four and you know all the words dumb
and dumber two young dog.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That's crazy, I'm saying, Yeah, talk about me.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm bad, Yo, they excuse me, wild man.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't know, man, but it's it's it's weird because
it's like it shit.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Is changing, like like for us, like you said, like
will whoa? You an astronaut? You went to the moon,
Like yo, you play basketball, you're a baseball you're a
race car driver.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And it's just like yeah, all these things are like
very you gotta be very skilled all and we got
missed the beast and it's like, yo, I take my
eyelids open for ten hours.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Do you know what I think they're fascination with. It
is it's the fact that you make a lot of
money and you have a lot of freedom. That's literally
you can make YouTube videos and make money. That's how
to be like that and just working every single day.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh wow, I don't got a wake up early.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
And then they and then I tell them all the time,
I'm like yo, because like you said, you know what
I'm saying, shot shot, you know what I mean, shout
to Shout to my guys, Gotti, big Gotty, you know
what I'm saying, Big Griff. I mean my kids they
used stay me with that same type of ship, Like, Yo,
you having fun, Da da dah. I'm like, yeah, you
a little bitch ass motherfucker. Let me splain something of
you when you go out there and you in front
of the camera. That's sixteenth time I said that. Yeah, friends, Yeah,
(21:03):
they like it all looks beautiful because there's a guy
called the editor, you know what I'm saying. And and
they put that ship together when they cut the backbone
of the whole the whole ship. Yeah, you know what
I mean. They cut the ship together and make it
look like I just said this whole five minutes straight through. Meanwhile,
I was in a studio for ten hours. So no,
it's not an easy job. That's the thing. Like I
think kids now they're.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like, oh, that ship is easy. That ship is easy
to do.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Like it's like it's like you're watching the movie. Like
you know what I mean, you're watching you're watching the
final cut. You you weren't You wasn't in the field.
You were not on set, Doug, Yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
We were losing day. Where's my DP? We need another take?
Speaker 8 (21:43):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Wh what that cuck there?
Speaker 9 (21:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Bro? And this is for like a five minute YouTube short.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You know what I'm saying, Like the fucking Jurassic Park, Like, Yo,
we got this mechanical diners, so we got this, Yo,
We're gonna blow this car up one time. We fucked
this ship up. We gotta go blow up it on
the Aston Martin like, Doug, the fuck this ship is hard.
I'm saying it to you children, speaking of movies and
production and ship.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What's your like? What what was like one of your
favorite childhood movies, like like like Guilty Pleasure, like just
like like an actual good movie that I enjoyed it now.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Like an actual good So like for me it was
Tarzan like that was my show. But I'm but again,
you know I'm a I'm a decade younger than you.
So you so you was already you know, you was
already tomorrow smoking bangers in the.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Staircase in soundview projects because you was already on that
on my AARP van is he pick up?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's my accessor ride is here? Now.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
But Tarzan was crazy about that was that was the
first movie I ever saw in theaters like as a child,
like my mom, that was the first movie I ever saw.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
And this ambulance is glazing o D right now it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Whoa but yo, as a kid this how you know
a soundtrack to a film goes crazy because as a
six year old child or five or however old I.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Was, I was like, yo, Phil Collins is eating this
right now. The already has always been the music. Wow,
Phil Collins. I was like, Wow, Phil Collins is really
showing his musical expertise seven.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Years old and sho talking about soon soon now yeah,
that's already not many so.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's not there's not golow.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, joint, My joint was was Lion King. I cried, bro,
ain't gonna lie theatrical release Lion King.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I'm watched. We all know. When that movie came amount,
it went to the ditric like because in my head
I was like, yo, Lime Cake is old as fun.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Wow, wow yo, you're just like all as fun like
it was steamboat willing.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Let me see hold on? Yeah what Lion King came
out in ninety four?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I was one you fuck you.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I was human adults, a single year old. I was
a young adult.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
But y'all, I went to see that ship in the
movie theaters, and I think that's what Disney figured out.
Like yo, I think I think it was Bambi really,
because I remember a lot of the O G Disney
stuff is like, this is low key racist.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know. I'm saying that without any type of proof.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm just yeah, I'm just gonna say they killed baby
first because she was brown.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
But I think the when he started the whole yo,
We're gonna kill your pops and you got to avenge
your pops and become the leader and you know whatever,
like reinforce the patriarchy. But it was cute, you know
what I'm saying. But like when they killed Mufossa, I.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Was in my bag. Bro, I was in my bag.
Was New York ship they killed move Foster, Yo, I
was in my bag.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I was super in my bag bro in the bottom
with the fucking hard candy and the petties and the link.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I was just like, damn, I put pepsi in my
eyes tag like I was crying. I was like, yo, yo,
but it was ma sad made me that, and and
and I was gonna say home alone, not home alone.
It's the other Macaulay Coker movie where where he's like
the nerd with the bee allergy. H fuck my girl,
my girl. At the end of that ship where he
(25:46):
gets my classes, my class without my classes.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
He's getting stung by beans and ship and he got
allergy and they don't got and that in the olden
times they didn't have.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I was like, damn, nigga died from beast things. I
was like, yo, yes.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
And then Shorty at the funeral was like trying to
wake him up because she's like eight years old.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Don't understand.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
By my dad, Y'll tell you that she was sad
as fun.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I was like, first of all, it's a wack ass.
Imagine YO, been bitten by be before that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Sho hurt bees, don't bite Liz. I got stunk, stung,
motherfucker everything everything pain in me. And I needed laws,
just shipped. It was bit by a bee paid I
(26:45):
needed law.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
But my I would say, my childhole movie gotta be
kill a season, bro, That's.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
What shapes my entire life. Killing season. It's with Cameron. Clearly,
he's like a teenager in like the eighties. He goes
into like the computer Live and she got like Windows
thinty eighth. He's like, yo, you know what I'm saying.
(27:16):
He's so many things in the computer. It's like Camera
nineteen eighty nine. You know, come on, that's one of
my favorite you know, I love that ship. I wasn't bad.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
That is good.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yes, it's like the hip hop Sharknado, Like, yeah, I
heard that.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
The only reason they made that movie was because they
could like they had a little bit of actual today
and they was like, you fuck it, let's just doing
just make a movie.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, They're like, you know, you want to pretend to
have sex with somebody wearing an actual tall white tea?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, I'll go buy a loco. He's like, I get up.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
I came.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes, let's get a slime.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Oh my god, movie where Cameron spits on a girl.
I feel like, yes, you want to because.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
That just sounds crazy when you just say it like
that dude has shot at him and killed one of
Cam's little cousin.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Cam finally sees.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Him like a few weeks later, he's in a Chinese.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Store getting food with his niece.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
The dude runs out and leaves his niece inside the
Chinese Yeah abandons and she's just like crying and Cameron
wants to kill her because he killed his.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Cousin and instead he just hogs. He called it like
a stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh my god, he got the funniest ship. Was like,
it was clear that he didn't really spin on her
because they they could have wait and then just show
the wild glopping spin.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
And she's just like, I was dying. You know.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
He shot the camp because yo, he like he did
his thing and paid in full. I was like, and
then Killing Season. It's like, bro, he took two cents back.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Because he did that. Didn't Killer Season come out first?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Did?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Because because it was when they were still together. Cameron
at least had a little bit tough time for paid
a full.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm not sure because he was, yeah, looking young as
we got.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
We gotta fact, Kill Season came out after because Killo
Season came out in two thousand and six. I think
Paidonful came out like three oh four, right.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I remember hearing the soundtrack of Tower Records Love Tiped
Crack and Too for Fresh shoutout Tower Records man, crazy.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
That's crazy, bro, that he did paid the full and
then he did and.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
They did that.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It was crazy because like the city talking about, there's
like his acting is fucking like cinema because when like
he's having like it's clear that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
The director told him like, y, you want to kill her?
What you like? You have remorse?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
So yeah, you can't bring yourself, you can't bring yourself
to do it. So then he tries to do all
that without saying lines. Yeah, So his face the whole
time he's just like, yeah, like I want to It's
like so od it's like a thirty seconds to and
be like I don't know, but I want to do
nah because I'm too clock I'm moral.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I was like yo, and then cut and shot his
face like I was like, Yo, this is a classic
bro my god. Yeah, I got to rewatch that because
I haven't seen it in maybe a decade.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
He had that ship on DVD. I probably still got
it in the crib.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I swear hip hop historian listen of course, Yo, Liz
is like the Criterion collection of like just of just
like hip hop.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah. Yeah, she's she's like what Drake is doing, but ethical, Yeah,
she's not like she's not.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Like hunting down artifacts. She's like, this is just this
is just in my Yeah, she's not hunting down artifacts. Yo,
wait a minute, Oh my god. Aubrey Graham stage named Drake,
collector of hip hop artifacts. You know who else was
a collector of worldwide artifacts in the High Seas explorer
(31:24):
Francis Drake.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I thought he was going to make a connection with
Dark Wing duck Man. Why would I do that, Mary,
Because his name is Jack is like cigarette identities. Drake
I thought there was something there. I'm I'm too washed,
you know what, man? You know about dark with all Right,
We're gonna take a fucking break.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Everything here legitary like we're back your holes. You know
what I'm saying. And it's time time, time, times tis done.
(32:10):
Time for the bell band band bag bang bang. Before
we hit the mailbag.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I got to talk to you about this, d M.
I got somebody named Slim DM me and said I
need an answer since I can't d M the pod
and I think you're great, Thanks dude. Why don't y'all
like Puerto Ricans? This addressed on the next car because
party L O L. I can say something about Americans,
but I don't we all related.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Why don't you say it that?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Hold on, he hit us with that.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I don't know ever since Kendrick said the rabbit hole
get deep by promise, I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I won't smoke with anybody that threatens that they know
something I could honestly explain it.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
So we talk about Puerto Ricans right in the same
way that you would would talk about your sibling, right, Yeah,
we talk about perto Ricans. They're the closest thing to Dominicans, right,
But it's just good jokes. It's the same way Puerto Ricans.
You know, you get around Perto Ricans, they got the
best Dominicans and they be true tight when they talk
(33:13):
about tim obile, strong ass Dominican cap.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I know that it's true. Bro, the meme of the
dude with the type and you know it was Dominican.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Having the best Dominican jokes. And it's because you know. Now,
one thing I will say is that we do not
allow other people to talk about Puerto Ricans. That part
you can't get in between sibling fights. So for Colombian
or anybody American whatever, start to say, oh yeah, but
Perto Ricans, the Dominicans that.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Like, hold on, that's your fucking mouth. That's the things
I am right now. We beat him up because he
he was like he said Puerto Ricans are lazy.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah. I was like, I was like, that's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
They are the Dominican's best siblings, bro, They're literally the
best siblings. But we got to get these jokes.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
All.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, guess what I didn't see in a few bitches
in SpongeBob pajama pants seeing them jump shorties with their
moms and their grandmothers. Hello, it's not made up, right,
And it's like you expect me to see that in
my youth and not crack a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Now, Puerto Rican grandma's to Puerto Rican grandma's turned sixty
and get a face tat. That's that's it. That's just
what they do. You know what I'm saying. It's not
slander facts, it's facts.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Like we are like, listen, we got Brooklyn Queens and
the Bronx in the house. Okay, every burrough that I
just mentioned has seen. That's all the Burroughs. That's all
the Burrows that all of them, the older ones that matter.
And what you're talking about bro there's only four Oh yeah,
that's right. Yeah, I forgot. You know, this is a
place where we thought garbage. Just forgot about that. Trying
(34:50):
to go face uh.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
The ship with Puerto Ricans though, it's like like Liz
is saying, like, yo, we family, you know what I mean.
But at the same time, it's like none of this
ship is made up, Like Liz was saying, this is
all happened in real life. Like I have gone to
the boy that they got and seen Shorty say, Yo,
(35:16):
do you take hot? Can I Can I get a
hot sandwich with an EBT card?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know what I'm saying. And to new Ports, you
know what I'm saying, like, yes.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
You can stand.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You know what I'm saying. No, of course, come on,
you need lunch. To new Ports, you know what I'm saying. Hey,
that's questionable, but you know what I mean, I don't
know what he's going through. She might be stressed out,
she might need that little niktine here. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I can't I'm not I'm not here to judge nobody.
But we don't have no problems with Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
It's all love, you know what I'm saying until become police.
When you become police, then that's a problem.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
When you become police, and then you like, like we've said,
time and time to become a police officer. When you
become police, then you Maddy Italian and then you forget
the Spanish and then you move move to mortag party
you know in Florida, Yeah, or Florida, and then you
know what I mean, Then it's clipped for you.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Then Dennis Dennis Dennis hatred. Then really it really do
be love. I fucking love perto Ricans. We just don't
get the jokes off. But again, come on.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Mea, that's right, punch my brother in the chest. You
hit my brother, bro, you're getting John Yea, we can
get to the mail bag.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Breaking my silence. On the Puerto Rican Dominican Divide, Bracco
eighty one asks.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Would you rather have a.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Dick for nose squidward style or a row of dicks
up and down your spine like a stegosaurus.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Functional both scenarios.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna choose the dicks going
down my back.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm gonna choose.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I'm gonna choose stago dick because I can hit the Okay,
if I pick whatever I pick, I get to choose
my powers, all right, So I'm gonna choose stag Dick,
and then whenever I get hard, I could like I
could come from my spine, but like as a defense
mechanism like that one, like that one scene in Shintodzilla
(37:45):
when he blows up the stuff bombers with his back lasers.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
That's what I want.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I want dick, and I want to shoot bath come.
I want to shoot spinal come. I want to spinal defensive,
nothing final fluid, I know, defense not that's what I need.
That's so yeah, spine Dick. My thing is can you sniff?
But if you have a dick for a nose, That's
(38:10):
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
That's why I was gonna go with the sticking sores
ship also because for two reasons. Number one, I'm gonna
choose my power as well. But if my dick is
my nose, then I just smelled dick all day.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Wait, no, do you still have your.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Because if you still have your own dick and then
just another one, that's like that's that's a power move, right, Yeah,
I feel like that'll change a lot of bunk bed you.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Sixty nine by yourself. People treat their fingernails and ship. Yeah,
just like you're true. You know this is great, but
(39:00):
such skin like some treat I would do the staff
would you do?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I said, I'll ming said that everything works the same,
So you would have like a collected a collective back of.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Dicks, a bunch of things on my back. So then
this is what I would do.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Because I was playing Signing the Hedgehog with my son
the other day, I was like, yo, if I had
a back full of dicks and I could do the
signing the Hedgehog ship where you press down and spin
spin dash, if I could spin dash with a bunch
of boners, bro, I would do like Evil canevo Bro,
I'd line like thirty shorties up, face.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Down up and just spin dash.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
In humans, okay, so if I had a dick for
a nose, that means i'd have two dicks. If I
had spinal dick, I'd have.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Thirty four dicks. God damn, because there's thirty three vertebrates.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
There's thirty invertebrate in the human spinefizes.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, So if I'm.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
If we're to assume that each Dick is just going
to take the place of a vertebrate and they're exposed.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's that's that's a recipe. I'll take over the world.
The world would be mine. It's true. It's true. I'd
be unstoppable. It's true.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Bro, this is why God should have never gave us
pretty will.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
We're gonna end up on one of those tweets. It's like, yo,
take these.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
They do not need to be doing that, right, Yeah,
we don't need to be doing this, but we are.
And we got another male bag men please to the glass.
Speaker 9 (40:49):
Commercial Barnacle sixteen asks, Okay, what's your guilty pleasure?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Songs?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Shows or movies?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Oh oh yeah, I got one off of rip easily.
Anything involving ghosts and ghost hunting. I know they never
gonna find shit. It's like, and listen, if if we
get proof of the paranormal, like irrefutable proof of the
paranormal like in society, it's not gonna come from one
(41:18):
of these.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Shows with one of these bozos wave and Mike and
camera talking about Bro, did you see that shadow?
Speaker 9 (41:24):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
We got it, We did it, Bro, But I just
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I just love that ship. Like saying, I just love
that ship. You know, it's the night Vision.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
And then my favorite thing is like like post production,
like all we see is like wait, did you guys
hear that? And I'm like and I'm like, oh fuck,
what did they hear? My stupid ass, I'm like, oh fuck,
what did they hear? Knowing damn well, they ain't here, ship,
they just did.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That for the camera. Yeah, no, it's great. I love
those shows.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, same, I love horror Sugars. But you know, it's crazy.
I've seen a ghost before, so that ship. Yeah, yeah,
the first time I haven't met a white person. It's
not even a joke, it's not This is the first
time I had a white friend, like a white American
(42:12):
Italian friend, and they talked me into going into some
ship that we knew was haunted, participating in white women activities,
A bunch of white people a my life, my one thing.
It's not a movie. It's a show that's like my
(42:34):
guilty Pleasures called Little Women in Atlanta. It's a bunch
of it's like little women like four feet you know,
they have dwarfism. They be beating the ship out each other.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
She had you know, why she said that because she
tossed the play the Chicken Wings on the other bed.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
That's why she said that ship had me dying.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yo. There was an episode with Shorty. It was like
the main one, right, like she's like the main Shorty.
But she said they was all sitting around the table
having salad. Yeah, and it was there was no the dressing.
They would only put one dressing out and it was like,
where's the dressing, what's the dressing and what kind of
dressing is that?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
And she said I was Barceononic. Oh yeah, it's Barcelonic, Barcelamic.
And it's like, you mean balsamic and they're like, nah,
it's Barcelamic, Barsalamic. Not forever.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Every restaurant I go to they're like yo. I was like,
I'll have the Bosononic vinegartte please. You know what I'm
saying's a little woman.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
In bro, you and I have a good time. Google
or YouTube little women bro.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Bro. These bitches got it all at like some fucking
football party.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
In a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
They got hands for really, you know, it was on.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Each other by end opened the hospital some bitch loss too.
I think they throw a little pictures punches these pitches
is getting it on.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
God, they threw it all that cool way behind that ship.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Bro, guilty pleasure. I love seeing them get it getting
it on.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, what's yours? Maryl oh Man, This is gonna be weird.
Maybe it's not weird. My guilty pleasure is too.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Like if we're talking about like regular TV media, ship
it's Charles Bronson movies like Death Wish.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, well he just got the man, long ass gun
and ship classic.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, and the bad guys are all white, so I
don't feel bad with the shoot, so you know what
I'm saying, Like it's like a white guy with his
head shave down the middle like a stripe. Some stupid
ship that's one of them, like that ship. I'll watch
like yo, this ship is on for like two hours
in I watched shit, I'm like, yo, they roll the
credits about the role.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
I'm locked down. I don't care. That's one. The second
one is.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I will go to the crib and I will roll
like four els right like knowing like yo, I got
like I got a free couple hours time.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
So breakfast right exactly like a little make cap. Yeah, yeah,
I roll like four or five L's and then I'll
just sit down and I'll just watch bug fights on YouTube,
like sex like insects fighting like a sentipede versus a hornet.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yo, Merrow, I just want to say, thank God that
you're this type of weird, like thank god that I know,
Like I just like I'm so happy that like my
adjacent to the Hollywood is through the guy that watches.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You. Never nobody will ever have a rapping for you.
And be like, MERL got a weird case? Why do
you keep him around?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Doubt, Yeah, yeah, pornography. Does he have a does he
have a secret bug fighting ring that I should know about?
Speaker 7 (45:41):
That is what?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Does he run an underground insect fighting surgeon an insect
fight club that.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I should know?
Speaker 9 (45:50):
That?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
The weird case, I'm telling.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You, I get high as in there like oh ship
like like in my brain because sometime you what time
you be smoking weed?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Actually? What time don't you smoke? So I don't smoke
weed when you're coaching?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Right, So like from the hours I eat a edible,
then from like the hours of like like school hours,
right like if I got to concentrate on homeworks, that's
I was wonna weed for the homework is because this
new homework.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Man, get ready, oh boy, get ready, I'm gonna have
to relearn long division.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh my guy, damn.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
They done changed everything about everything I know. I sound
watching suck saying this shit, bro, But it used to
be like, Yo, patacular theorem. Here's the thing, here's a
little formula sheet. Break it down by by now, No, Joe,
how do you how what is ten plus twenty? Show
me how you arrived at your conclusion using the knowledge
that you gained listening to Travis Scott's first album I'm.
Speaker 7 (46:55):
Sorry ready, I was almost yo, but one million said
baby bug fights, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Listen, if you go home tonight and you got some
good weed, I guarantee you going to YouTube and type
in send it pe versus t Ranchla.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Also, Bro, I got a ten minute bare video.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yes, what the hell is doing with the bit shits
on solf? I don't know what? They fight like fucking
fucking that's what we gotta go watch out because this
episode is a rap episode.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Forty five motherfucking victory, like the most dangerous podcast on
the planet, the most fire art you will ever inject
and see.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Your veins into in between your big toe and the
other big toe. You're hurt. It's freemil body in the motherfuckerus.
Let's go on this may train of God the forest.
Then fee what I'm saying. He will great, you will
wish if you find him in the sherwood forest. And God,
damn it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You know what it is, baby, is sun and sane.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Seeing like twelve hours, you fucking Gowards literally like.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
A luxury light light night night, mhm.
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