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Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Joel Martin here live on the scene. It's
in the congress Congressional hearing where Donald Trump is being
asked questions about involvement and certain allegations. Let's go to
the reporter live on the scene. Hi, good Evening's Trump,
how are you feeling today? Don't give a fuck. I'm
just here to ask you, really, how do you feel
about these allegations made against you?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
These allegations. To be honest, every day is a new
allegation when you're Big Donnie T. Baby, That's what I listen.
If you ain't got any allegations, you ain't got any motion.
Do you understand what I'm saying? And I'll tell you
one thing. How about you worry about yourself? Who the fuck?
Who sent this? Who I mean, who sent this individual

(00:49):
out here? Who does this person think they are to
interview Big T Draco? I mean, what are we talking
about here?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Aren't you a thief, a liar, a rapist?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I plead the fifth and free Diddy for no particular reason.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
At all, And I need to kill you.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's all I have to say about that. All right,
somebody get me a better reporter. What's going on here?
What's happening, even what you just said to me, bitch,
You heard what the fuck I said?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
God damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What do you feel about the allegations of someone calling
you a bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I think that that's just jealousy. There's just jealousy in
the air. People are seething with jealousy. They know that
everybody knows Big Donnie t is the best with money.
All Right, I make the best decisions financially. I listen
to the best podcasts around.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
And speaking of which, why don't we all tune in
for another episode of the Victory Life podcast with the
kid Merrow.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
All Right, Hey guys, this is Joel Martin. We're gonna
go back to the studio of Victory right. I feel
it seems that the reporter has just slapped Donald Trump
in the face. So we're gonna cut and go right
into episode forty eight. Enjoy a legory light.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Legitary like bad Bill Trump t dra Go.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
It wasn't tra it was uh the the It was
Chico from Next Friday aka Marjorytail of Green. You know
what I'm saying, Uh, she has some words and a
fucking yo. This is how Gly says this ship all
the time. I feel like I'm still in her catchphrase.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is this.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Country is a fucking joke because motherfuckers are sitting in
there trying to legislate and make laws and do ship
like that, and and it turned into fucking roast fest.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah it turning. It turned into uh fucking Steve Wilcos.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, that's what happens when you let stupid ass fucking
bitches get into Congress. That's what happens, bro, because ultimate
white women, shiit ultimate bro. Pull somebody here, hide your hands,
and then cue the fucking tears. Because wasn't she the
one who originally tried the joke on Shorty Yep talking
about how lashes up. Yeah, I think your face fake
eyelashes are supposed to fall out or something like that.

(03:08):
She basically tells them Jasmine cr Credit is the woman
she was talking about. She says, aren't you going to
strike that, like, what's gonna happen? You want to keep
They're They're like, oh no, you could remove that from
the record. She didn't mean it, or just remove that
from the record. So she says, oh so if I
call her stupid, bad built, blonde, dusty bird brain bitch

(03:28):
who eat dog food and fuck I know, I see
if I call her all that is that also going
to be extracted from the record, like it's going to
be removed, which I know she just wanted to say it,
and she wanted to add that bitch in it.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I wish you would have said the bitch, you know
what I'm saying, cause she listen. Man, I would have
been pandemonium.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
And this is why I respect other countries more than
this country, because in other countries, motherfuckers was scraped.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
You know what I'm saying. Remember the motherfuckers George Bush?

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah, like the eighteenth, not even from the front, Like yo,
you think I'm back here, Like I'm like, I'm this
is a bullpen session for me, Like I'm a hit
you in the dome, Like that ship don't happen, man,
Like I want to see Bernie sand has slept the
ship out of somebody.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's why I can't get into politics.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
People tell me all the time, Oh, you should run
for may You should run for for what?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Do you want to see me in jail? Yeah, that's
what you want, because that's what's gonna happen. Though, Second, somebody,
because me in front of Marjorie, if she was to say, okay,
we're about the killing che The crazy thing is that
that happened. And now everybody's calling Jasmine ghetto because she

(04:42):
responded to it. So it's obviously we know how racist
this country was and how racist these politics, these politicians are.
But to see everybody now all of a sudden calling
her ghetto and saying that she's trash. Oh, and what
happened to what happened to the US and what happened
to like our shut though? Fox Off, Bro, did you
bitches not just elect fucking Trump a few years ago?

(05:05):
And now we got sleepy Biden. I swear there's was
behind him.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know, they scooped all of the insides out of
him and there's just somebody operated from.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm telling you where if if Biden gets re elected,
they're gonna we're gonna get to the point where someone's gonna.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Wheel him out and it's just his head and spines like.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Like no, like the fish from the SpongeBob Fish. Like, uh,
President Biden, we need you to sign this bill?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Why sign Why.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
You gotta sign the bill, Joey, what the bill pails?

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I pay all my bells this year. Also, I don't
have any arms.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
How do I sign?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
How do I sign?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
This? Belt? Is it?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah? Corners, we need an age limit and we need
a brain limit too, stupid motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Tik talk less.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Rating pointed this out last time. They got to be bisexual.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
We need a bisexual president.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Bisexual zoomer president, bisexual zoomer fashion blogger, TikTok president, the police.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
They had worked that Starbucks at least for a week
or two.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
At least Bro knows how to do art and ship.
You know what I'm saying. Fucking you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
You can get up there and hit some dances and ship.
Yo connects with the youth.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Speaking of politics, man, you know how you know how?
Merrow said that one episode that he likes to watch
bug fights. So one of my favorite pastimes is watching
foreign political debates erupting to massisteria literally brawling and throwing,

(06:56):
which is, if you think about it, kind of like
bug fights.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
It was hilarious.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yeah, and that's just respect the ship out of them
countries instead of this fucking bullshit hass pussy has country
because their motherfuckers throw their hands. Yeah, they're like, oh,
you don't want to give us twenty thousand dollars to
feed the kids, and then they just jump over the
thing and start scrapping.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm like, yeah, you just got to take the l
over here all they want you to. I want that.
I went through years that that's it. But over there
they love to curse. Well over here, I mean over here,
it's like you can't say curse words, and you can't act,
you can't dress a certain kind of way because that's
that's considered you know, bad. But you could just do
all the terrible ship in the fucking world.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
But over there, it's just like, bro, be a good
person and we won't fuck you up.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah, it's that simple. I'm surprised nobody swung on
the fucking Trump rally in the Bronx.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm surprised.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm surprised.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
We just what the fuck we just.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Let that happen.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
I love the hood, but sometimes I hate the hood
because it's just like bro Joe that nigga gave us PPP,
I beat yo, I go to get a beer shape.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Up, not a haad shape up, y'all. I'm not gonna
lie to y'all.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
The Bronx needs a batman, but like Cap cat Man, he.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Just swoops in and goes goes like tuxedo mask and
sailor moons show up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
That kind of reminds me of when Trump was out
here and he went into the deli and they had
like this whole line outside. Recently it was like a
month ago, Bro, what are we doing? I remember?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I remember?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I remember, Bro, when a certain shade a person couldn't
even come through the hood because everybody would be.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Like, what are you doing here?

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Said?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Are you good?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know who you?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Who?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Are you over here?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Looking?

Speaker 9 (08:46):
Cop?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I got that. I got that eight for six hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
I got that. Leaning on the.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do that entry into Trump going into the deli, Bro,
who who's going to hit him in the back of
the hand with a gary I'm waiting, Who's who's gonna
take the chance, because yeah, I don't know if you remember.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
This is a couple of years ago when Ted Cruz
came to the Bronx and he he went to something
like cafe in the Bronx and they was like, yo, fuck.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
The no, no, you liar. You're a liar, and you ugly,
you look like that, you look like Uncle Fast the
fuck out there just frying him up.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
I'm like, Bro, that's what I need Trump, Bro, Just
make Trump walk downing Southern Boulevard for three blocks.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, politicians all over the world, Bro, should we should
just cut the ass every time we see them. They
should never have an ounce apiece.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
You know what I'm saying, Because motherfuckers, you get stock information.
I don't you know what I'm saying. The twenty four
my ship did twelve? What happened there? Bro?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
If I ever.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
If I ever if I.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
See Trump, if I ever see him, this plan is
genius because I don't think I can go to jail
for this.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
But if I ever.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
See him, I'm gonna have my bluetooth speaker behind them,
just at the line of volley Woman playing while he's
walking him a play, and every time he stops walking,
I'm gonna stop him.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Fucking clown ass motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Y Bro, I was gonna say, I just walked behind
that motherfucker and just pissed on the back of his shoes.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
You know what I'm saying while he's walking, because they
ain't not worse.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Than wet sock.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I ripped his wig off, brom wanting to do that
for a while.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I see him. I saw this was and again this
is like twenty seventeen eighteen maybe, but I saw Eric
Trump outside and he was walking with somebody. He was
just walking down the street, and I did the thing
as a true bronxd.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You know what I'm saying, Dennis in.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I had to hit him with the YO. Suck my bit, man.
He turned right and just looked at me. They sucked
my bit, and then I got into the suburban and left.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
You got it, Eric Adams, fucking any trunk person.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm trying to think of a list. Everybody, Bro, you gotta.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Hit him with.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Nothing. Hits also just booing somebody.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, just bing somebody and then ye.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Just hits, just hits different, you know, walking down the street.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Mania.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
If I got booed in real life and I've said nothing, I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Going home and I'm ending it all. I have a
term eighty. My kids will be fine.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm going home and I'm and I'm clear.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It's it. That's it.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm clear, that's it. It's over for me.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
It's your fault.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, yeah, I think, and I think speaking of the
Bronx and Bronx denizens, I think Ao, she's had.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Enough, baby girl, don't even don't eat baby listen.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I didn't know that that was her brond and everything.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I was like, oh, Shi, it's just about to get active.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, you know what. It was a little bit cringe
because she reminds me of all my cousins who can't fight,
but they be with the boys. Shit, all of my cousins.
I don't know why, Bro, for some reason, they those
ship talkers of the family. I'll fuck you up there.
They'll make you believe it too, you'll think of it.
Never had a fight in their life, never even got
into an argument, really shoving ship hold me back, yeh.

(12:22):
And he used to piss me off because I'm like, Bro,
these bitches might believe you and then we all gonna
have a problem. Look at me like I could defend myself.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
That ship one time. Bro, he was uptown.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
It's very not very tangential, non secle the ship we
was uptown. We had beef with motherfuckers uptown and this
motherfucker he's not one of those He's not like that,
you know what I'm saying. So it's me and him
and just my other man, Tommy, and it's twenty of
these niggas smoking like dust whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
And it's just like ah damn, like fuck, we're about
to get jumped, bro, or like I'm about to pull
out like yop somebody and then keep it moving. Bro.
This man stood there like a deer in the headlights,
wearing a brand new north face. I was like, yo,
and I told him. I was like, Yo, get out
of here, Supper Black. You live up the block. He

(13:13):
was there.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You could just run home, run home.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
You sound like a like a superhero on his last legs.
Got cute the dramatic music. Bro, Yo, this motherfucking stood there.
So I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Thinking he ran because And now I'm like, I just
swing my ship off crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I called somebody and then I just I ran out
of it.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Allegedly allegedly, allegedly, stul limitation has been passed. Alleged Look,
I dropped my disc man, not the Orange walk Man.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
The Orange walk Man.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Inside time.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Come on, they didn't try to rule my whole fucking
winning summer. I didn't even know what season it was
because I had no off on it. Old times in
that era you lost your damn and that was he
got robbed, then he got mad at me, and that
that Nema sky seed was rare too, that I got it.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
From the calls White label.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
She said, yea, I did a remix.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Was like, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's like the girl I house you, but like we
did move your body over that.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I was like, Yo, that's fire.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, shout simpler times bro early in two thousands, everybody.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Split over the same rhythm.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yes, it was great.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
That's all we needed to know for the summer. What's
the rhythm?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, you tried doing that ship over work and then
the fucking c I A from the Congo so up
like they hit you like the club. I was like, Yo,
my man, my man, take that down, my man, big
big man. We don't need to delete that off the SoundCloud,
big man, oh man just said the Bronx Wine to that.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Ship, yo. Was every video of the Bronx Wine shot
on somebody's rooftop Yo.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
No either somebody's rooftop on a on a on a
sidekick X.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Or yo real fast as someone who was born and
raised in Brooklyn. Right, we was watching that in real time? Right,
what the fuck is wrong.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
With why are you doing that? Can anybody explain that ship?
I'll tell you. I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
I make the connection right now. Around the time of
the Bronx Wine was also the time that Legionnaire's disease
popped off in the box. So we all had Legionnaire's
disease and we was dancing.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, it makes sense about oh please, no, yeah, I
remember the rest of the Burrows was just watching, like,
what is it over there? Bro y'all was all over
the place. It was on roofs in front of parks.
Y'all was doing all kinds of sh I remember. I

(15:53):
remember seeing some bitches as it was two girls and
two dudes doing the Bronx Wine and the mom is
just walking behind the back and just mopping the fucking flow.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Get out that bitch house, bro outside.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Go do that ship in Malalley Park like everybody else.
Six seven, thank you in the handball cork.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Come on, you want to get creative? Staying on top
of the table. Fucking Kennedy fried On one seventy six.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Damn man, let me ask you, did you do the
planking situation when it came out?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, I'm a grown ass man.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I mean, but we was like fifteen fourteen you I was.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I grow fast.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, old man. I had a mustache on my decks.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Mustache yo, speaking, oh my god, speaking of speaking of mustaches.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
We'll be right back after these ads.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
For let's just scroll down in the ship and fucking
I just seen two Chinese.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Niggas spend.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
The first response to.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
This Chinese niggas hold speaking of motherfucking you know what
I'm saying, secret niggas doing secret shit. Fucking Eric Eric
Adams is he's going for it.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I think he thinks.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I think he knows that he's a one term asshole.
So he's just He's like, I'm dropping seventy five, I'm
breaking Wilt Chamberlin's record. You know what I'm gonna do. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna do a group chat with billionaires,
and I'm a motherfucking I'm gonna do what. I'm gonna
do a group chat with billionaires. And since Titt he's
in trouble, I'm gonna do something for y'all. I'm gonna
get his Key to the City revoked. Yeah, like, bro,

(17:51):
both of those things we don't give a fuck about,
you know what I'm saying, Like, well, actually we do
care about you talking with billionaires because the billion situation was, uh,
you know, you know there was a certain kind of
billion there. I ain't gonna say what kind of billionaire,
but there was a billionaires.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
You know what I mean, it was they was they
have money.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
They'd be throwing billions and they're throwing billions.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
In the air, you know what I'm saying. And a
lot of places, you know what I mean, Uh, in
the Middle East especially, Uh. But Eric Adams was in
there with a group chat with these motherfuckers and they
was like, hey, man, yo, eat, what's up baby?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Not it's crazy yo, yo baby.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
You know what I'm saying, Yo, listen man, Yo, spos
all listen Yo, We're gonna have to break up a
little protested these schools.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Man.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, you know what, I don't like that ship. Yeah
that's saying.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes, that's quite that's quite right.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I believe I believe the situation across these campuses on
in New York City is getting incredibly vile. I mean,
that's not doing much for our public image. I'll tell
you that, right.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Right, So listen, let me tell you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Once I get up by of this restaurant and enjoying
my meal, I'm gonna go over there and I'm send
eighty dozand n y P D units. I'm gonna take
it more out of the Listen. Remember the guy that
was running around the soul women. I'm gonna take all
the detail off of that because that's not really important.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
We're gonna we're gonna break up these protests.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
You feel about that, so I like that very much,
both of you.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
You can't kill me.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm instable, police, even if you managed to get rid
of me my venias lifting.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
The venom symbia, they're gonna come on for me and
just somebody let me take something.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Let me tell you something about my venice got a
longer half legs than uranium.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Is depleted.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
God damn.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
One of my favorite tweets somebody said, I realized your
skeletons are gonna have an ears.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
The Museum of Human Body is.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Hey, It's like.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Would have seen full Caesar just skeleton with the season. Yeah, yeah,
you stop me. Don't have that problem with Skeleton's gonna
have braces.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah, Skeleton have braces because he didn't want the big
ones that make you look crazy or the little ones.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
That make you look slow.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, a little bit in sounds like a noise rock
band from dolphin. Ye, dolphins teeth is crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Paying for dolphin teeth is insane.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Bro, you spend upwards of one hundred thousand dollars for
a full set of aquatic mammals.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
You look they gave you extra gums. It looks like yo,
come on, dog like look like, oh my god, let's
like looking like the turtle from Rocke Smater.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I'm not gonna say what kind of turtles? A couple
of properties, oh ship Jesus Christy.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
But I think it's rich that Eric Adams is now
talking about taking away the key to the city, Like
you know, Eric Adams. I hate when people when something
like this happens and it's so big, everybody comes out
of the world work and it's trying to like give
their their spiel of what's going on, and it's like, Bro,
some of y'all are terrible people.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
We're good on what you have to say or what
you would like to do, and careful what you wish for,
because I would like to quote did at this point.
This is off of one of the classic tracks, Let's get.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
It, okay, Yo, call me Diddy. I run this city
and the cops, the Feds and damn, I mean well
he could think his some for that one.

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Ye you're really fucking bozo, Yeah, honey co seventy six
the state, Oh my god, damn it.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Motherfuckers?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
That's what I want to see, a go pro.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I want to see. I want to put a go bro.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I want to do.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
This is quality content, Yeah, the best.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Put these motherfuckers in jail and put a GoPro in
there and then put like, just because you know I
love book fights, put bugs in there.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Just terrorizing.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
About this?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
How about this? Eric Adams.

Speaker 12 (22:40):
Diddy one man tis that's it? A single man in
a fish tan yeah the side, ye yeah, yea.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But not okay, not to defend any of these people,
because we're always I feel like, as a as a society,
we're always like you could have said this this long ago,
you could have did this, or but like all jokes aside, and.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Obviously I'm not defending these people.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
But do we do we feel like maybe some of
these politicians and these like these famous people that take
forever to respond to something, do you feel like maybe
there's a James Harden situation going on where they just
don't have Internet? And by that I mean the joke
I'm making, by the way, is the reference I'm making
is James Harden wore a Blue Lives Matter flag like

(23:32):
a mask for like training or something, and then young
Thug had to come out and be like, yo, guys,
James Harden don't got internet, all right, don't We don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
What's going on.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
He thought it was just a cool punish your mask
with a blue line it.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
So how often do we think that that's the case
where like, Yo, everybody else knew because like you guys know, bro,
you stay off Twitter for twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
And you feel like you missed an entire season of Twitter. Yeah,
you missed like twenty four episodes of Twitter.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
You'll come back.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
People are making references to ship that happened twelve hours
ago that you and you have no fucking clue and
the whole tale is yucking.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
It up ya about Yeah, So stephen A saying he
fuck swirtle, You're like, why I missed that ship? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
So how often do we think that that's the case
with these like bigger situations?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
And I know, and I'm not counting Eric Adams because
he's never been in his office ever in his entire career.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
So you know that motherfucker not working.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
That fucking that can of pleasures just sitting there to
get Yeah, it's dusty as fucked, so he.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Has no excuse.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
But I'm saying, like for the other stuff, right, like, yeah,
how often do we think that's the case. It's like, Yo,
I'm not privy to this because I've been outside working.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
You know how ill it is. I said this shit
all the time?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Well I'm not, don't that all the time? I say
I said things all the time that I don't say
all the time, which is crazy because you know, you
say things occasionally.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Probably think all the time. I do think it all
the time.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
But what, bro, when you grew up in the hood,
that's it. That's that's your world.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
It's like from you know, I grew up on one
seventy third. My entire world is from one sixty third
to one eighties. Bro, I didn't know I'm saying I
didn't watch The Breakfast Club the movie. I didn't watch
that ship till I was like twenty three, grow up
on this w.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, it was free.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It's a Sunday free movie.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
I was like, why is the more fucking wear the
trench code. I still haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I don't even know what you're talking about, exactly what
you're talking about, Charlamagne.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
But this is what I'm talking about, you know, you.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Know, fucking so, but that is that's a very true thing,
you know what I'm saying. And but I'm glad that
we got people like Bobby Schmurder who do the knowledge.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
And he is Google Googles.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
And even though he said it in the in a
very smurter way, yeah you know what I'm saying, he
got this port across.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
He was like, excrase me, you don't stop, stop to
keep putting on short. I pushed one that in fu.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah it's great, bro, that's the right.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Messag to say. Yeah, see, you abusing women, suck you up, especially.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Because it's sucking Diddy. So a lot of people are
like protective. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people scared protect
first of all, you puffy to me.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
I don't know when the you became Brother Love Diddy,
you puffy and now you look puffy because you stressed.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
He looks crazy, Bro, I thought I was bugging everything
I said.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
You know what the fuck is wrong with his eyes?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
He just looks soulless. And you know when I knew
it was up, bro, when he came out with that
brother Love ship. Yeah, for you to be calling something,
I don't know what. No, I'm brother Love, not everything, bitch.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
It's all well, it's it's all the rock and made
his head long. Why is his head so long?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
I thought, was is it the edible?

Speaker 7 (26:49):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Am I seeing ship he refuses.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
He's so fucking he's such a narcissist that he refuses
to do the man unit and he just keeps pushing
his ship back and back. Pretty soon it's gonna look
like helmet on. You know what I'm saying, when shown
in jail, he's gonna look crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I can't. I can't with this man because seeing him
post that apology, especially when he posted that old they're
trying to defee me, They're lying. I want even entertain
this right after the allegations. Now fast forward, you posting
that I was in my darkest times, I hit bottom.
I'm sorry you guys had to see it. Like he

(27:29):
didn't even apologize to Shorty. You're apologizing to us for
seeing it. And then it's like, bro, if you did
that right to somebody who was trying to leave you.
She after you attacked hers, she on the floor, she
not even fighting back. What was you doing in that room?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
What have you been doing your entire life?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Bitch?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Because that wasn't your first time.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I could tell, yeah, you only like your only apologize,
like you said, you're only apologizing because we.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Know now Yeah, now there's no denying it. And then
he does the the smart thing of leaning into the
church like, oh, yeah, you know I've been playing. I'm saved.
I'm going to church. I'm doing therapy. God is God
is God is healing? When He's not done with me, Bro,
God don't with you. He told me that yesterday, told
me tomorrow make sure say I don't fuck with that

(28:20):
nigga dream.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Jesus was in the sight like, yeah, Diddy's cooked.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Elizabeth said that nigga ship and.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
My voicemailing box full of this stigg of prayers.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Get this thing out it.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, I love, I love. You know what my ship is.
Boom boom boom boom boom.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Just me you, that's my ship. Shout out to Cassie
bro She shaped a lot of my childhood, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, she and she went through a
lot and we didn't know not a fucking thing about it.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
And I'm I'm gonna put one hundred thousand dollars in
the wash out right now because Cassie Venturo as a
young Merro she was my favorite model in an alloy catalog.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's that's criminally horny.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Knowledge the same age.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
Yeah, that's true because at fifteen years old, I too
was a grown ass man. So fast ship, yeah, man,
I mean shout out to shout out to Cassie for
like coming because like a lot of people, a lot
of victims of abuse actually like don't don't fucking ever
say shit and then like like tragically they don't see

(29:36):
the other side, you know what I mean, Like like
they end up fucking like gone, and like that shit
is so fucking whack and like unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
So like shout out to I mean shout out to
Cassie for like being able to live through that ship
and like stay herself and stay human as far as
we know, because that shit destroys the people that survive it.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
It's a lot of that time.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
And like I don't know if like listen, they just
got Harvey Weinstein off and granted it was for like
one thing made the myriad of things that he's being
charged for. Yeah, but like the idea that that ship
is even possible, Like the idea that like, yo, there's
so many people accusing you that they're somehow not credible

(30:20):
that isn't as a concept is insane to me.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
So like.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
This is like gonna sound really shitty and nihilistic, but
like I don't think, like did he's not gonna get
what he deserves for this.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, I gotta agree, bro, just realistically speaking with our
us system. Yeah, it's very rare that we're going to
see him he held accountable now, especially.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
That apology video was made from Bali the Palm Fron.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Like he's out of here, bro, He's out of here.
He's gone, Like fucking.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's not even a rebuttals, it's just an addendum. He
is gonna get something because a motherfucker like that. He
needs it, bro, he needs attention, he needs to hear y'all.
You're the man, know you're the illess.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
No motherfucker now you're just seeing gus hes and Bali
worl with Simmith. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
No more fame.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
No, ain't nobody gonna celebrate you except the motherfuckers to
jail bitch, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So it's over for you.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
It's for you.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
We gotta we gotta, we gotta collectively get him out
of here. We gotta collectively. Like the thing is, if
he stays just doing his apology ship and everybody's just like, yeah,
I want some Kelly priceer, Yeah, God will forgive you
come on in, that's when we're cooked because he's gonna
stay and he'll just do whatever you want for another years.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Victory Like listeners, y'all. If y'all see Dinny industry, just
slapp that na in the face of one time and
you I'll pay for your legal bills.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, marrow himself not already.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Sucked fucking back.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Victory like bitchy liter like.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
I was literally like like like.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
D were back, bitch, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
So here sitting for yo.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Rady had to do a call with out of there,
you know what I'm saying. Because he got, he got,
he did a real call. Whe like he did a
car after she was crazy. He's been athletic.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, he got to be an active father.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Wo. Wow, that's couldn't be me. I wake my kids
up in the morning, but Yo, go to school, make
it figure it out class. I don't know, just just
walk down the road.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
You see.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That's why I can't be a parent, bro, because I
will that ass be like Yo, can't tell somebody else
to do it? I mean to sleep, Like, Yo, who
are you?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Where you come from? I don't even know you that
long bro, you like I only know you three years.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I'll be looking at my mom like, yo, you an angel, bro,
because I would have been said your fuck y'all a
long time ago, long ass time agol.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
I go to my kid like you don't pay me
to give you advice.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I'll be on my dra ship like, come on, bro,
but what do you now, I gotta take you. I
gotta drive you to school. Oh wow, I have to
sign documents for ship.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Get on the bus. Like everybody else is brocastic. We
called my kids broke all the time.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
That is man, I call your kids broken. That's crazy
because there was three of us and we used to
have to split an oreo. Bro you at least got money.
My dad was poor as ship.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
They make these I've been said it before, I said
it again. They make these motherfuckers and factories. There was
three of us and my pops just come home from
like a hard day of manual labor, fishing, refigerator and
list let me tell you something. If you have a prolein,
we you walking free, Sair, I can do baby with
Joeys died because you can go mucho concimental must and

(34:04):
information and that information information because when I was in
U t I United, know U T I, then you
and you and you the sex U t I United
Technology Institute, and I know more than the low professor
like my dad.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I know MARKG. So why tell me this?

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Explain me this, please, bab Why are you gonna sit
in there in this ca covaciny. You're telling me why
I already know. And then I and Topa and and
top I gotta pay him.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
My money that I'm working the me like.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
That.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I swearing every day, working hard to give you legend,
pamper and that fifteen.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
But you still a lot of legend.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Okay, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm the way there, what kind of turning this day.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
That's why be careful when you speak to Dominican elders, okay,
especially the men, because they will.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Wrap you up in the conversation and you end up. Yo.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
All I did was actually when was the vegetable?

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And they took you all around town, bro.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
They gave you four lessons by the time you reach
and then THEO and like that's what you're looking you see.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
The avocado was right to your right. But me, I
had to I had to cross rivers for this one.
It's always some bullsh and they be dead ass right too,
because I went.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
To my momhood. I'm like, yo, I'm a bitch.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I used to have to fight Puerto Rican bitches. But
it's it's a lot easier, bro. It's somehow easier to
do that than to do what she was doing.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
She was walking in that hot.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Ass sunt traumatic, which is crazy because I love Puerto
Rican men, bro, but the women we just we just
always had, bro. I don't know what it is. I've
always almost everybody fought every girl. I thought this Puerto Rican.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Know what it was?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
He said something Spanish. She didn't know what you said,
so she got offend. Yeah, because because you interrupted her story.
She was just like this reminded you of being a
little girl in East flat Bush, just running on wild
from here.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
You know, we can't talk about perto Ricans no more.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Brot Joe Daddy Yankee wrote a letter to Joe Biden
that nigga just signed it.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
You didn't even look at it.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Signed. Oh my god, but yo, fucking I know listen,
I know we love sports on this show, that's the
main topic of the day. And since we've been talking
about sports and injuries and things like that shot to
Lizzie maguire, who I thought was Lizzie McGuire a ka

(36:58):
Hillary Duff.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Right, that's one white woman I stand, yo.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Hillary Duff.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
The only reason I remember her name is because this
is a This is a crazy that PIF throwback. Can
you remember when niggas used to.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Make mixtapes a boy anything. I'm sorry, please chime in
on this.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
This is very important, this musical knowledge. Remember when they
was doing blends of everything, when they did like Biggie
and Frank Sinatra like they did the Beatles in jay Z.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Then after that it was like, Yo, let's do Biggie
Frank Sinatra, Let's do this and that.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I found a mixtape on that PIF called doff Set
that was just Hillary doff joints over dip set beats.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
No.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yo, I'm so mad that the computer that was on
that that was on is gone because I have never
been able to find that ship every So that Hillary.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Craziest time that ship went crazy. I was like, yo,
hold on, this ship is our well mixed all wrong?
It sounds crazy, but fuck it very interesting idea, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Jesus Christ. So Liz Liz maguire not to be confused
with the Disney bitch with the real one. Yeah, she
happened to be at a baseball game, right, I'm assuming
just explained it sos to be. Somebody threw a one
hundred and ten you said, off.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
The bat one hundred ti miles an hour, hit a
ray the done piece and she didn't even get the ball.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
All she got was fucking what was what? It was
a traumatic brain injury?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's how fucked up that is. But that's crazy. So
your face to catch the ship and then for somebody
else to see your face catch it and say, yo,
let me hold on, let me get that instead.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Come on, the.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Flicks are crazy, y'all gonna look at these flicks, yo,
because the first one she looked like the picture of
her rocked mind the boxer when he got the.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Watchy chong on her.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yeah, that she looked like she I'm like, oh, she
called the baseball. It's under her skin. That's how big
that fucking shit is. And then the next one is
heard with the crazy like, yo, fucking shiner, bro, like
her shit is like she got a ship rocked, Like
she's said crazy, you got jump by foot perto Rican bitch.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
To my sister bro.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
When we was like eight nine years old, she my
dadd used to say, yeah that too, but she had
a baseball bro popper in the high My dad he's
a baseball player, obviously Dominican player. The taxi driver play
on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yeah, all of that we go.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
My dad used to say, you could go watch the game.
Never go against the gate. We used to love being
against the gate, putting our hands in it. We was
there doing that Saturday. That boy says that ship cracked her. Bro, Yo,
my sister hit the silent cr You just hear the
just hit her mouth open.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
By the way, for Dominicans, is a fucking is the
English equivalent.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Of exactly, that's how fast.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
That's the unit of measurements.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
She was right next to me, so I said, oh, oh,
ship bro. But the fact that they don't even give
her a ball, bro, she deserves it.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
She deserves it.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
She deserves at least another free ticket. I mean no,
that might be traumatic.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
They should compensate our friend Liz Maguire here with a
ten thousand dollars gift card to Red Lobster.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Oh for bankruptcy.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
God damn, we don't get the bumps.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
Because men as a culture stopped taking people out on dates.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Wow. That's yea the crib instead of eating crab cakes.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Wow, that's disgusting. Damn, that's that's wow. That started with
my generation because we was piece of ship that you know,
I got DVDs and looking at the crib.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I don't think it started with your generation, bro, looking.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Into Netflix and chill and now motherfuckers don't go on dates.
And that's why red lips and shambles. Also, why not
blaming men for for for terrible food? Men, I'm gonna
play men, animal blame women. I'm gonna play with everybody. Bro,
Red Lobster do not got good food. Let's let's start there. Okay,
they got terrible food. The only thing that's keeping them

(41:12):
alive is the baby. That's the only thing that's keeping
them alive.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Just make it a store for that and watch them
make somebody put up.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
You just put the mix in the box.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Bro, and she's at home.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I was like, yeah, are you committed?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
My nigga Like yeah about this? What's crazy?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I used to make them ships myself from scratch just
because I with them. Yeah, and I make a better.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Than that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
That's a flex something like that. I mean, you'd be
wallowing on me, Bro, fucking ten boy fish got one.
I don't even got to turn one nothing, Bro.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
To meet them. It's just big ass carbon is a
big as goldfish. As you know.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
This one's markings are rare.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I'm because if I'm I don't know fish. We don't
know about fish. Like I like that woman get that
turn and dollars, so we get.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
The one with the Nike swoosh on it. Let me
get the Gucci joint.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
But that's crazy, Bro, I can't believe Red Lobster that
has filed for bankruptcy. I want me tell you something.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
I think it's off the strength of Remember Shorty, I
was like, she got in the car with Bro. We
talked about this like like I think it was one
of the Rady Japan episodes. We just went into this
ship when Shorty was like, Yo, like where you're taking me?
And he was like, Yo, I'm taking the cheesecake factory.
Like I do not be going to no cheese. Don't
take you to no cheesecake. I'm just like, yo, listen, man,

(42:31):
you gotta get it how you live. Bro, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
If you don't got no boo money, got hit that cheesecake. Bro,
hit that Red Lobster. I told you, Bro, I don't
have no problems with these places. I'm a big bitch.
I'm gonna have a good time where ever I go.
The shrimp Fest, strim Fest, as long as it's not
in the Crab.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Bro, you good. No shrimp fans at the Crab a
couple of times, or don't even accent out pop legend.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
That's right, yo, Nah, but it fucks me because I'm like, yo,
first it was Sizzler.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
That was my ship when I was coming up. Oh
year old, yeah Wownd the Sizzler, i'mber hook Is at
the point on HBO.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
It was a special about sex workers at Hunt's Point
and it was like, you know, varying ages of course,
you know, independently whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
There was one that was.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Older that she's been there for the longest time, and
she said, Yo, they call me the teacher because I
wear glasses and look at this, and then she just
popped the teeth out, just like yo, they like what
I don't use the teeth.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I was like, Yo, this is crazy.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I'm the teacher, I'm saying over through like I'm just
I'm a teacher, victory like saying, and I'm a teacher.
One last thing, we are going to get into this
fucking mail bag, you know what I'm saying, because like
I said, already did the Coviell out of here and
Liz is gonna go off.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I was feeling why, I don't know feel Let's see it,
let's see what's what's.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
The mail bag man? It's like Eric Adams asked, Yo,
why are you talking too much about me? I'm so mad.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I actually understand what you just said, even though you
slurged your words on purpose. I hate him so much.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I turned into Kendrick every talking about talking about this.
I'm like, I need the way they walk. I hate
I hate the way they talk. I hate your pig
as for this.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I hate everything about you.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
God damn it. Remember to throw it off the class.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Old Cassius asks what's wrong with Miami?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
B I can tell you what's wrong with Miami.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Miami is like if you took grand Theft, thought of
Vice City the video game, and turned it into real life.
That's that's what's wrong with Miami. First of all, all
of the bitches over there weighed eighty pounds or less,
and they all six feet tall. They're all beautiful as fuck,
they all look like they're part of a fucking pharal
music video. And then there's more water than coke. I mean,

(45:01):
there's more coke than water, Like bro you can't find
just a hydrational drink. You could find Lincoln, you could
find all kinds of fucked up drugs. You can't even
find it.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Bro, you go into a Miami.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Bathroom, Yo, come up to fulsa that pink cocaine. Bro,
My first time in Miami is exactly what I expected.
I went to Pharrell's restaurant, these fucking Avatar beautiful blue
bitches just walking.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Around the shit.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
There was a white dude on coke in the bathroom
who happened to have the same shirt as my best
friend at the top, so they was having a kiki
in the bathroom. The cokeman come out the bathroom tuaua
table and he's just like, Oh, you guys are from
New York, right, I'm from New York. The coke rant
turns from happy to sad. He gets mad at us
for being from New York because he is also from

(45:54):
New York. But he's like, y'all not real New Yorkers.
I remember he slammed his id on the table, and
my best friend cracked a joke like, oh, you're one
of them, Like you're one of the ones that moved
into the city. You're not from the City. Why did
he say that, Bro? They had to escort that dude
out of the out of the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Coke terrifies me at Miami. Reminds me of coat because
you can't get away from me. You go on, Coke
scare me, Bro, just looking it out in the eyes, Jo,
it's the same look that white man had. It's intense, Yo,
it's intense.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I know a guy very closely that you used to
sell cocaine and andress cocaze. Yo.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
This is why I love selling weed instead of selling coke,
because when you sell weeds will leave you alone. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Like you called me up, Yo, You're good.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Bro. Now I'm drying, got ship right now? You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Whoever coke cage, Bro, they will keep banging your line, Bro,
like it's a telethon.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm like, Yo, Fam, I'm dry.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I'm not, I'm drying. I got ship. Eight o'clock, ten thirty, Yo, Brow,
Oh my god, Brown that you're gonna fucking scoop by
the young heu.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Brow.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
I'm like, nah, I'm dry. Eight o'clock, I'm dry.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I'm drying dry dry twelve o'clock, y'all.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Brown, Like, Bro, I'm fucking calling fucking fucking quash Brown,
fucking fucking John.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Nobody's picking out the phone.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Brow like, you can make something happen for me, Brom Like.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I'm like, yo, my man.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Then the ship is when they finally get the ship.
So finally I'm like, yo, fucking make I say it. Bro,
I'm gonna go re up fucking the eight ball. I'm
gonna go see you, and I'm gonna serve you and
then or whatever. Allegedly, the problem with that is now
they want to hang out not a cool drug dealers
here and y'all the fucking finance white guys. Yo, this
is my man.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
I'm not your fucking man. Get the fuck out of here.
But I'm not a fucking Bengal tiger, my nigga.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
I'm a human.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
They try to use you as like a token friend.
That's the only brown person, y'all.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
I know this, dude, Bro, we go back. No, we don't.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Like I only pick you. I never have given you
life advice. We never sat down in there and had
a couple of coffee. You know what I'm saying like,
my mom never made you my gool nigga were not friends.
You buying this step don't co for me, Bro, That's
that's how we know each other. This is transactional.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh god, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
So I'm not trying to chill here with fucking Lily
and Caitlin. You know what I'm saying, and tell them
stories that go scan them. You know what I'm saying,
because like you said, cocaine is scary because they oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah looking at highs, Bro, so you can't I can't
read the room. That's ship. Did you really do that?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:42):
They don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
They don't know if they want to slap you.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Or exactly exactly. That's just the fuck me up.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I'm like, I just told you I just shot this
dude in the butt, and you're like, my god, that's
so exciting.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Fucking so Wed. No, white bitches are terrifying, LAMB going
to LAMB. Did you hear me?

Speaker 9 (49:01):
SA?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
It's so rough said, it's like hip hop. Let's cook
My god, yo, like stay away from white. I'm got
to say, I got you married, bro?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
You married to once?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
I was saying, Yo, that bitch had to work so
hard to like for me to be like all right,
you know what I'm saying, like not even on something
like yo, because I'm like, yo.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Bro, I can't.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
I'm not popping out with a white bisch bro, like
you know what I'm saying, like not like that like
that on something like yo oh, y'all, you know what
I'm saying, like asually white black like whatever.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
I know what you mean, bro.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's just that sometimes they be showing their head. It's
like I had a white best friend for a really
long time and I thought she was like one of
those and then they'll show you one.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Day day not bro, yo bro, I mean pop quiz
special time. I'm like yo, yeah yo, I said yo,
No you got four kids?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Yeah, good.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
You did digen.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
I'll be like, yo, I just pop up with baddo quick,
like what happened to George Floyd. He was correct exactly.
You can stay in the house. You don't got to
leave that what's going on in in the middlease right
now She's like free pass. I'm like, all right, cool,
you can stay in the house.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
But speaking of that, so we are.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I believe next weekend is memorial weekens.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, so we are off. Yeah, baby, we're gonna be off.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
And you know we can be doing drugs.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Yes, let's shot to Meryl. And I mean by but
by drugs, I don't mean okay, scary drugs, just marriage, Jauanna,
enjoying life, taking them well, deserve break.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Because everybody here, you know what I'm saying, Rainy Liz
men signed Victor. You know what I'm saying, point says, Oh,
don't say my name. I'll keep saying it. Everybody just
needs to break, you know what I'm saying. So we're
gonna swim. We're gonna honor our people.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
That we memorialize. Is it like a military that's like
a military.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Things, military thing.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Listen, shout out to Ald my niggas that that didn't
make it from the block. That's what moral thing is
for me, niggas. It's like which, by the way, shout
up my man, freaky two years in a row, did
ten joints cancel my party? I style.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
He got a little suit right now against State of
New York.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I hope you win.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
I hope you get fucking millions of dollars. And so
we can fucking buy a lambo, crash the shit into
Eric Adams stuck.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
On Jesus chat. Yeah it's vic too like your cowns.
You know what I'm saying. Lizbell would have only got damn.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
It and we up out this. No, it's no, we're
not help out of here because we got another mail bag.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
All right.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Earl Morris asks any advice for people who work slash
want to work in schools around the youth. How can
I actually be a good male role model and not
just unk to them?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Ooh that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Damn yo. Yeah, no, I mean yes, in the wrong dude,
because I was just unk.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Uh uh Yeah. When you work around kids, bro, you
just got to be a good example. You don't got
to say too much because kids they know they smell bullshit,
you know what I'm saying. So like if like you
already know, like when we was little, your uncle whoever
will sit you down, auntie, whoever will sit you down
and be like, yo, let me put you on, and
then you'll be like, nigga, you were drunk, Like I'm.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Taking advice for you, who you fucking bum like?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Show my advice for you, sir, is.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Do it don't say it.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
You know what I'm saying, Like, send an example from
you know what I'm saying, like show them in like
if you especially if you're working in school, there's mad
opportunities for you to be like, yo, son, you know
what I mean, Like I'm doing this like this, watch me.
You know what I mean, instead of being like this
is how you should do things, because yo, fam, when
you get mad pidantic.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
With kids, bro, they just like, man, get the fuck
out of here. I ain't trying to hit his ship.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Like my tell you, bro, if I say, Yo, do this,
do this, do this, do this, do this, and he's like, man,
something not dick like that literally verbatim, which is crazy,
like from across the house. You know what I'm saying,
because you knows like as soon as I take bro,
all I gotta hit him is with the mellow jab
step And he's like, that's how I am in my mom. Yo,
what he saw like a call trying to turn over

(53:06):
in the winter. Fucking So yeah, nah, let your actions
speak louder than your words.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
You know what I'm saying. But sometimes you're the worst
to be, like, yo, get the funk out of it.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Also, that's the thing talk to kids like the adults.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, that's what I'll be doing. Bro. I learned that
with my nephews, and whenever I talk to them like
an adult, they understand and they cross the ship.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
When I be on some I'm like, you know you.
When I talk to them like a kid, they act
like children.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
But when I explain to them like an adult, like look, this,
this and this, that's what they understand and they also
hate that.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Like motivational ship. It's like, bro, I remember.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Being a kid and being like, yo, shut the fuck,
shut up everything. Oh you should be this is how
you should behave in school. This is how you should
behave better. Like sometimes you just just shut the fuck
up me.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, let us cook, I mean us children.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Really, sometimes you just gotta let him cook and just
see what exactly. Let the ship play out if you
see that. Like I got one of my cousins who'd
just be going through these spells of rebellion, and my
family know how you can say, they'll be like lizbe
I need you to come get her because they know
that with me, she's she's cool and chill, like yo,
I don't have her come over and sit and hound

(54:21):
her like, Yo, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (54:22):
What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Why are you acting this way? Why you be in
this way?

Speaker 7 (54:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
You know what I do.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I'll let her chill. We'll watch a movie, will you know.
We'll have like a fun day. And then by the
end of the day she's ready to talk. She's ready
to herself to talk and say, Yo, this is what's
been going on. And then I send her back home
and they're like, Yo, what the fuck you did? I said, nigga,
I listened to her. Literally, oh my head. I had
to stop talking and I listened.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Wow, Yo, listen, man, you're elizabetha man man, because every
get is a piece of shit. This has.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
You know what I'm saying, Lisbell, God, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And traded the house, God damnited the forest. You know
what I'm saying. Well, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I like, might jump out of red wood.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
You know, I mean, choke you out, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Like I said, ready, did a half tuck some soul
out of here to go, get the seeds shot to them.
Victor also left out of here to go. I don't know,
motherfucking build a birdhouse.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
He also got a baby.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
He got a baby too. Goddamn everybody got too many kids.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
It's just fun.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
He just got one.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
He's like, it's like, he's like, actually, it's just you, motherfucker.
It's just I don't put that on me.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
You got enough for all of us.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
We would saying listen, we're taking more a day off.
Like I said, if I don't drown in my pool,
even if I drowned in my pool, we'll be back.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Enjoy yourself, don't destroy yourself, have a great weekend and
feel me and don't do.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Okay, yeah, stay away from hard drugs, bro reading the Bible.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yeah, word backwards.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
No, I don't do that literally like a luxury light
light night, like

Speaker 4 (56:14):
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