"COCONUT RELATED INJURY!" w/ Wells Adams and Jim Jefferies

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh man, they brought the ghost of Leslie to cock block.
What a fucking big bonder o my precious Kelsey. Truly,
they were like, Kelsey's doing too well, she's thriving, she's

(00:20):
too hot. She looks like an old bond you know,
like like a nineteen sixties bond girl. She's sweet. Let's
bring in Leslie, the biggest buzz kill to say, to
go for it, but no man will.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Ever love you as good as Leslie. Didn't knock foods
as good as the other bird.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's the only prason she didn't get it. She had
it in the bag. She just had to fucking roup,
but she didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hello, welcome to another episode of Really Except This Rose.
My name is ARTM. Maraine, coming to you from my
bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. What an opening, guys,
here we are. We're talking about fat and tossy sweets
and Tillo Mexico. And nothing says fantasy sweets like our
guests this week with me today, Two gentlemen, What a
gentleman squad? To my right is a man whose birthday

(01:06):
I spent with him.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You did he is?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
He has nine comedy specials I do Yeah. Seven are
on Netflix. Two, one was on HBO, ones on Showtime,
five on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
One was on Showtime. One was on HBO. When one
was on epics. If that was a channel, remember that,
Remember that channel?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
How to go?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Okay, It's like we're not even in a package, We're
just by ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Epics. What do you have? Who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Take a change?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Alcoholics was on Showtime.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Network Ladies and Gentlemen The Store of Alcoholic coaust Jim Jeffrey.
How are you doing, Jim?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm great. I'm very excited about this episode.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, it was just the fucking episode. I always liked
the company one.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I wasn't sure if you. I wasn't sure if we
had booked you. I was hoping to have booked you
for the fucking episode because I put you in advance,
and I wasn't sure if you were going to get boned,
if it was going to be women tell all. And
I was so happy you got that.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
You Okay, you guys are going to be in the audience.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, you know what, we should go for the
finale and we have to wear our jewel tone tops.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
We don't know anyone deep in Bachelor and nation who
could help us.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh yeah, so many deep imbachelor nations who can help us.
Our number one favorite, it's our favorite. You are our favorite.
It's official, you are number one favorite.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
I feel like you probably say that Katie Thirst didn't
we like her?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
We we like her.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
We like Katie. No, she's not her number one. I
am going to see her tonight. I'm doing stand up
with her. But is she my number? No, you're my
number one? Okay, thank you, And I feel like we've
bet we've all been very open about that. You're all
of our number one favorite number.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I saw Kittie Thurst and down at the comedy store,
and I was too shy to go talked to you.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I can walk straight up. Yeah, ladies and jealous people,
you know, the approachable one.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Jim Jeffers number one favorite, Will.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Tyler Caer.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
On that shows, Jojo Very.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And Nick I was boss man.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
We we saw him. He had just gotten back. He
came and did and he was very lean. He was
very ripped when he came, and it was also four hundred.
I think we almost killed him, even the show didn't
the episode here almost killed him.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Would you guys ever do that show?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Especially never never.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I was looking at Trida the other day, right, yeah, right,
and I was like, I could possibly do this one,
and then I saw them running them all and.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah, they asked me to do the Special Forces one.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
There's no hell but the upside of it, it's just
you's gonna get abused the whole and I also have
a problem with authority.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Anyways, Andy got some like boot camp guy loser and
be like, fuck you man, Yeah, you don't know what
I've done. Drinks in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Eight seasons.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Oyster seen some ship figures.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Scallops fingers also with us as a production team, KT Money,
Levine a doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Tanna, Rosanna Rosanna, Dana
Mittens hose Yay Levine, Hello, doctor Banana.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I got some Tana did did you in the sun
you went going into a knock club? The bricelet to
get in the.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wow, that looks like a light tan. I have quite
an apple watchtank Wow all the time. That's exciting. I'm
not wearing this thing. I want to say that since
we recorded last week and just as of an hour ago,
my Facebook got hacked, but I got it back an
hour ago.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I always say that when I get drunk and I'm
going with There was a.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Lot of videos about they were It was a lot
of like mixing cement video and that's really fun. There
was a video about how to like tile laminas are made,
as if I think like a sixty year old man
in Ohio. It was like it was like how they
make laminated like flooring. But there was like a lot
of videos like that.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
For like three they just post the weirdest reels.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yeah, do well because I feel like the DIY stuff
might do well up.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
There was one that had like giant like spikes driving
over tires like it was satisfied. You know what. Maybe
I actually had somebody doing like a favored for me.
When I was at Jim's birthday party. We ended the
birthday party watching a show that I'd never heard of
called Florida Bed for the Bed.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's seventh birthday.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
We did a murder mystery not and then and Dan
back at All of my You know Dan back at All,
he's eight.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
He plays on the Congressman. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Anyway, So so Dan had just done a sitcom in
Britain and his favorite thing about Britain was coming home
after work and.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Watching four in the Bed.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now, I'd never heard of four in the Bed, but
obviously I stayed and watch an entire seasons.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Just on browsers.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
YouTube, you can just get four in the It's very
it's a very simple premise.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's incredible. It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's four couples. So I just bub a peanut. Four
couples this half night.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Four couples who own bed and breakfasts, and they have
to stay in each other's bed and breakfast. So one
on Monday, they stay in one person's Tuesdays, Wednesday, Thursday,
and then on Friday they sit around a table and
decide how much each you get paid.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
For their room.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
And then people get very very sensitive about that. You know,
I found a hair in the bottom of the wall. Yea,
there is cleanliness wasn't quite there. So I've taken five
pound off me permit.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And they're literally like eleven minutes long. We watched the
entire We watched all of season twenty six. There there
was one guy that was the only solo flayer. Because
even if somebody didn't their own bed and breakfast with
somebody friend, this guy, no friends Thomas. Thomas ran such
a tight ship that they accused Thomas of taking it
so that he would win, which he was I think,

(07:12):
And then they like they gave so much money to
the other people just to bone Thomas. And it was
felt very exciting and scandalous.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
And you watched more since what I'm going to Yes.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's like the TV version of out of It.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
How many seasons of this show?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hundreds? That's just that's just the that's just on every week.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, it's five nights. It's one week season.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, every night, yeah, every every and it's on about
like five.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
And it's also like people haven't washed their hair, you
know what I mean. You're like, oh, I feel okay,
we're all doing the best. It's just like regular folks
just like looking at just like touching pillows and stuff,
and you're like and they're like like, this is a nice.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's because me and the wife watching try to right.
And they set that up in a castle in Scotland,
right yeah, and then and and I was going, everyone's
hair looks like ship and uh and my wife went
there using a Scottish local hire. When they did the
contestants till all and they were back in America.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Everyone.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wow, that's fun, that's exciting.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Yeah, I read the uh Phaedra started doing everyone's makeup
and hair because she was doing all her own for
the American version.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
And then they were like, help us, you have to
help us. She became going one. This is so exciting.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Well here, hold on, hold on. I have a lot
of questions.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
First of all, I want to know what the pitch
was at your forty seventh birthday to be like, hey, guys,
we got to watch this.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Bed has been organically part of that because Dan Backer
all goes End of the Night and you guys, I
watched that show. You guys, I wish I could get
that show in America. And I said, me and the
wife watch you here all the time like.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
A DPN toget.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now it's all on YouTube. It's just I have their
own channel. It's just sitting there, befre.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
And I'm a night owl. You don't have to invite
me twice to watch four in the Bed. I just
got right on that. I got right on that sectional.
I kicked my feet up and I watched the entire
I watched seven episodes. It was and you're with with
your with Hank. Yeah, he watched almost all the way
through my watches.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
My son's an American childoo, which is a lot of
British television for no apparent reason.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
It's horrible.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It looks so pleasant. It was everyone is.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I had a loveless day. It's a wonderful place. Would
I come again? Of course I would, full payment.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Except for Thomas. It's fun. You have one, it was, yeah,
so that's We played Murder Mystery, and then we watched
four in the bed.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Oh you know this guy is keeping it tight. Befast
this guy.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I gotta show you Google season twenty six.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Gosh, this is terrible.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Cut that down. She's a twenty six and gym said gym.
She looked like she cut her bangs with a potato peel.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
For the best season.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
You'll see it.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You'll know who it was. You see your season twenty
six potato wheeler. You'll see it. You'll know whose it is,
the one who's been it, You'll see it.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
This isn't good, really.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah yea yeah, yah yea yeah, yeah yea yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Right, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
I do have a suggestion for another show that I
feel like everyone needs to watch it. I hope you
guys haven't so you can be excited about this. But
have you watched The Curious Case of the Talian Grace?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yes, but isn't there a follow up?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
And then and then Natalia speaks the next one? I
have seen that last twenty seconds. Season two will blow?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Tell me, tell me, tell me, get cut it out,
tell me.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I want to know I watched this.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
What is it's on Netflix or Max?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, okay, maxt Okay, you.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Haven't watched it? Okay, Italian Grace. So do you guys
have ever seen the movie or where it's that they
adopt this like little Girl.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I've always thought.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
That was potato peel potato peels.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I've always thought that was bad.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
For the potato.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I know you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm always saw it like doing a horror movie where
the monster is an orphan, Like is.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
There a person os society who is weaker than an orphan? Job?

Speaker 6 (11:23):
And now he is a little person you know?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I know?

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yes, oh no, no, I've watched that now the documentary
about person? Yes, what's the twist?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Where's the twist?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Anyways?

Speaker 6 (11:35):
The first season is all about this family who adopts
this this Ukrainian little person name Natalia.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Great, yes, and the first episode you're gonna get to
the horny. In the second, guys to.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Stay the So they take this this little orphan little
person home and uh, the mom is giving her a
bath and she sees that.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
She has fubes pubes like.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Whole bush and why was naked? Oh my god, and
why wouldn't you already know that about herself?

Speaker 6 (12:09):
So so the mom's like this, this girl is not
six years old. She's got to be like fifteen or
twenty or something like that. So then it becomes we
think that this little girl is trying to kill our family.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was doing weird stuff and.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Waking up with like with a knife, and the nice
she was doing weird, She wasn't doing anything.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Moved into an apartment with pedophiles, like an old lay who.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Is just is still the moodiest person on earth, even
even when given all the facts.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
She's like, nah, yeah, like that was a six year
old living next door. You fuck?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Okay, No, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's awful, it's brutal, Okay, So then what's the final
what's So? Then what happened.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Ruin.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Every episode you're like, yeah, we'll bleep it for our episode.
Episode you're like, man, this girl, this school goes crazy,
And the next episode you're like, no, this this family
is crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Second, yeah she speaks, and you finally are like, this
family is fucked up.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever back. Okay, guys, here
we are here, we are to Loom. We're not We're
not at four in the bed. We're not curious case.
And to tell your grace, we're into Loom about to
go on the worst date I've ever seen with Rachel
jumping into the soape. It also starts off every episode
this this season starts off with like some This alem

(13:38):
is extra exciting because it had the time clock of
like you see him, it's almost like last scene Alive,
Joey going you know, the elevator hotel footage and you
see him getting a note and it's like, we need
to talk.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
And Okay, they foreshadowed that.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
They foreshadowed that.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
When you say foreshadowed, shadowed, they just they just showed
the bit at the end.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
The yeah, yeah, it wasn't anymore to show.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Into because because they didn't show us any day.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
The cliff hangered us first.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yes, they started out they booke ended with the Cliffhander. Yes,
so then they're like, hey, Rachel's first, and they go
to us and notey and they're like are you scared
of animals? Or are you scared? And then it's like
and they have no chemistry and they start jumping.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I don't know why Rachel's still there.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
They have zero chemistry. I feel like they used to
write like like don't.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
You want Maria and fantasy but need to know what's
going on with Maria.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
I was talking about this in my podcast. I have
a theory about this. Yes, I think this is a
really good thing to bring up.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes, Okay, I have a theory too.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
This is what I think happened. I think that I
think he was tired of her antics and whatever. I
do think they had like super like hot and heavy
sexual chemistry. And I think that the thought was I
need to cut her before then, because there's no way
I'm not gonna be shot myself having and then I

(15:04):
might ruin my opportunity.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
With you. Yeah, that's a good point. You're right. You're right,
because you just want to keep having sex with her,
or like he's not having sex with anyone, but he's
so jealous to say he ended up with either Daisy
or Kelsey. They'd be like, did you and you know
it's gonna be fun. There's no way it's not.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I could have been the stuffed peppers that the dad brought.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
The dad was the dad was just incredible. If that
wasn't a want, my god, the giant that opened the open, sure.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Going to know.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
If the mom didn't say one word, she wasn't allowed,
She wasn't she was there. She was the blonde moment
with the worst tattoo.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
That was the mob.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Either I thought that was like an aunt you that
was the mob.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
There was a little chirro and I'm like, who is that?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
There was a quick that was that was a rough tattoo.
That was a rough if anyone needed theros, it was
the mob.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
What what amazing producer to get the dad to tell
her yeah, by the way, he asked for for my
blessing and then the next I know episode I know,
And for her.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
To think when she was like, oh, I don't think
you're supposed to tell me that, like like she thought
it was a.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
I I do wonder if she started thinking, oh no,
I might have to get engaged this thing, and I
don't know if I really want to marry this guy.
Let me start self sabotage, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
But then you could have just him at a level seven.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, she could have done still like a level ten
for the other one of fifteen.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
No he.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I the fact that it's not Maria and that it's
and that it's Rachel who had They did have more
chemistry in the beginning on that like wedding day, so
then she's afraid she's self serious. They're jumping into the snote.
She's like a kiss her good luck, but it's like
kind of an awkward She wouldn't even give like a kiss.

(17:16):
It was just like a like and then she was
kind of like a g and then the poor thing,
dude that must have I.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Don't understand how.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
You watch her jaw hit the water first its water,
it's like a belly flop. Imagine that on your jaw.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's always you was always gotta hit her jaw.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I was did she hit her jaw?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
I think the way that she was like she went
as probably little sway, so her feet went like this,
her jaws over here, so her jaw got a brunt
of it because normally your feet go first and it
breaks the water.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So then when the rest of you goes into that.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Would have been a muscular thing. That her in here,
and she works as an icy u nurse. Oh my god,
she seems like she's a hotpocondract. I know it's an
icy use nurse in like ha whi, And that's mostly
coconut related.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Conjecture for no conjecture is so funny, okay. So so
that like that, I felt bad for her because we've
all heard ourselves flirting with somebody. We've all it's so embarrassing,
and you tried to shake it off, and there's a camera.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
On you try to take it off High High.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I was so was horr. She's like, I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I literally that.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
We all did.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
High High. We all thought of that.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
We all thought.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Fruit.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
It was brutal.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It was brutal. I don't have to know. No, they're like,
you need to go to the day. Can you open
your mouth? So then they go and it turns out
she is fine, but she can't shake it off. She
can't shake it off. I'm surprised they spent the night together,

(19:21):
and I think she was like, we're gonna see it.
And then she's like, I've never showed any vulnerability with
anybody I've ever dated. I've always been cheated on. You
got to be more of a champion. This is fully,
she's a wet noodle.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
These people. Is like, every time I've been with someone,
it hasn't worked out.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
You're a.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
It doesn't work out until eventually you find one that
does work out. Maybe that might work out. That's life
that is light. You're single, I haven't worked out.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, that's what happens. That's fine.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, trauma is that they had a relationship and ended.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
That happened to everybody.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I find it hard to open myself up to people
because of blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Of course you do, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, I don't need to know any of your information.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I have these walls up against strangers.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
True.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Even houses have those.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's right. Not everybody needs
to know everything right away. It takes a while.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I don't know. So then they go I was surprised,
and then they went, I like, how her hometown? I
know we're going back to please we can? Was just
was it Palm Springs or something graduate Cougamanga.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
For the budget was cut. They couldn't get everyone.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Out, Like someone went, fuck, we didn't think she was
going to get yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah ka.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Or else.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Joy was like this, I can't go back to yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Cause and women there.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Or is that where Maria's from Canada? She's because because
that was where her house was. Then like, well we
all thought we were going there.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
We're just going to what are the light Jaspery's never
heard of the It was the first time I watched
the batch.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I thought, I'm go visit that national part. Nothing wrong
with jazz.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
No, you could go make out that public sauna down
by the lake there already, it.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Wouldn't it wouldn't be filled with other people, wouldn't they
just let me and the person I'm making out.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Would sit there?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah? Yeah, that is the one that they just haul
around America, right.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
But they were in the sauna, she and the little bubble,
the pill commercial the sky Rizzy. So then they go
and she was like, it's hard to let go. It's hard.
I don't want it taken away. He's so fun, He's
he really liked charity, like He seems the most fucked

(22:00):
up over a rejection.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Which is crazy because he like had seen done. Hell
if I saw Dot and I was Joe, I'd be like, oh,
I don't have a chance.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
But yeah, like I guess he on the show acted
like I don't know. He seemed to be like okay
with it like on the show and after the final
hours like you didn't. It was legitimately rattled his night.
His uncle fucked him, I know, and.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
His like, I feel better know what the uncle was
going on.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
I feel like his.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Mental health is just like not great right now, and
I feel really bad for him me too. So then
they go and there before her date, she got sent
Susan Jenner Susan Chris christ is what.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Kitland Jenny's real name should be to kit Yes, that's
a Susan.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Ever, Susan got sent Susan Jenner got Susan was like,
She's like, well, you just got in the past.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Is the past?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
You leave it in the past. I think she got
one of the go she didn't get Sondra saying I
want to practice how babies are made.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna whoop it up.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
You go.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
There is some foresight to this, right, Like, what do
we want? What message do we want imparted to these
people specifically?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Right?

Speaker 6 (23:13):
You know, yes, and we'll get to the Kelsey of
it all. But my thought in that moment was, Kelsey
thinks she's gonna win this thing. We need to fuck
with her a little bit. So let's let's throw in
the girl who's like, it's never gonna work.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Out for him.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
But I have a theory about it too.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, but I thought it was interesting. Each one
had a different message, and it was the message that
obviously the wanted them to hear.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, so you don't what's the point of some old
person talking to you. He's not related to you. Yeah,
give some wisdom.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Just so obsessed with the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, the Golden mach. My wife had to leave the
room for fifteen minutes for some reason.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
The same things, like he's so handsome. My wife was
losing his ship over this guy.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
He was a silver fox, he was hot.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
He was like, he's got the dead wife.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's always a win, yes, the dead wife. Like Gary,
he's got the dead wife. Because it's not a divorce,
it's not a messy divorce.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
You're not going to bring it a divorce.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's got to be a dead wife.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You gotta have a dead wife.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
You gotta have a dead wife.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
And then the women, the women normally live longer than
the main.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, the dead wife is excited.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I reckon the regularly when when an old blake has
a dead wife.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
They lined up my grandpa, my grandma, and on the
fifties communities, which I've ridden to.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
In three is my grandmother when she died. First, my
grandpa was so cute that there was a line of
her friends bringing pies.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Over an unexpected illness.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Oh, forget it.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
That's television goal.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's television goal.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
My dad finds dates at funerals.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wow, this is a movie.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
He's the funeral grandpa.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
God for nugget Dad. So then okay, so then they go.
Then they actually so then they spend the night and
she's like last night. I She say, I've never been
vulnerable with a boyfriend before. Never, So then then how
do you date?

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Never?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I've never been in a serious relationship, but you did.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
It wasn't a healthy one.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Also, what do you call vulnerable?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Vulnerable?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Vulnerable?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Vulnerable?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
That's how she said.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's ever been on a bachelor vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I can't say, but I can say.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
How do you say? How do you say it?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Vulnerable?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's good, that feels nice.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Vulnerable, I say vulnerable, vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I say it like you, I think, California, California. So
that okay. So then she so then she goes, last night,
I told you I loved you, and that hasn't changed.
Like it's been eight hours. Why would it have changed?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Why would changed? In the five hotel, like with all
the pressures, it's a bad actor.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
He's like, well, Rachel and I have had a good run,
and I know that she's been hard for her to
open up, but she's opened up. But I'm very excited.
I'm like, oh, this guy is like in full trauma response.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Rachel's not getting to be the Bachelorette. No, Kelsey's winning,
and Daisy's going to be the bachelor.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
If we want a real wam Maria I am?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
That'd be a fun season, all right. Any final thoughts
on the Rachel date before we take a quick break.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah, when they woke up, I was like, they did
not he.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Did not.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
No, no, no, they didn't.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I mean like sorry.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
The next days, like look at Kelsey's face, it was
like fuck raw yeah, I mean or if they did
or if they did, it was like I'm getting this
done just because I just because I hit my job,
I've gotta work like like there's almost like a real
it wasn't sexy.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
I will say I do feel bad for her, Like
I'm the type of person when I hurt myself, I'm
like really hard on myself and if I think it's
going to ruin something like a date, like I would
just be kind of panicking. I think I would try
to be cooler about it and like try I got
bad jokes. But like I did feel bad for her
because I could just see the panic of her. I
did being embarrassed, not wanting to act like it hurt

(27:36):
as much as it did. It's like when I fell
off my bike, I was like literally bleeding for my
face and all these people came over to help me.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
I don't like me.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, no, no, no, there's nothing somebody trying to help
you when you fall in the public, it's like you
fucking WoT. It was like, so I like film her,
I would be panic. No, I do try to get embarrassed,
like you can't see me if I don't know. Nobody

(28:03):
can see me, and this didn't happen. I know, yeah, okay,
I got it.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
I think even beforehole, no chemistry like at their home hometown,
it didn't. I didn't see anything.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
No the shamehole.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I know it would, it would spoil the show. But
I so badly want there to be a season once
where someone leaves a fancy suite and they say an interview,
we didn't fuck, yes, I just.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Want one person pregnant, and they picked the other person
that would get the show back on the map, like
I'm gonna make this, and producers it.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Was hi, Yeah, you've got to reverse engineer these things
like blind Like the initial thought was not like they
don't see each other, it's we want people to be
left at the altar amazing show.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh my god, are you watching this season? It's so good,
so good.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
So I gave up when the girl said she looked
like making.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Okay, hold on, So that idea is fantastic. We need
to reverse engineer show where someone gets pregnant. Yeah, and
that was somebody else, yes, alone alone, It's like make an.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Afraid like a four seasons. We're gonna take aquick break.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Will be right back, and what if it happens on
the Golden Bachelor?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
What is your fantasy?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
You?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
And we're back you guys. I'm now team Kelsey. I
want Kelsey to win.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Lost. I lost when she swam in the pool above
the room.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Okay, so so so. My father's old guy, so he
says creepy things. Sure, every time I say something creepy,
my wife turns to me and goes, all right, Gary,
which is my dad's name. And I did say I
didn't say she has a lovely body and she looks
like quite the swimmer.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
But I don't know where it came from. She looks
like quite the swimmer and she has a lovely body.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
I said that In run of my.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I got a phone call from Steve Heidener saying the same.
Steve Hyder goes, oh, she just she covers it up.
But I'm like Steve, He's like, she wears.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
A lot of But what I'm like, I when the
rubber hits the road, really something.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I got can help? But I think after a certain age,
you gotta just say what you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I did receive a phone call about like.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, I'm pretty good both ways.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
He's like all right, I said, because because Joey never does,
but he should take his shirt off ball he does
other conditions always.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
He has got the body as well.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
He doesn't see does he.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Doesn't want to. He seems he's very fit. He looks great,
good looking.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
My when I said that, I think was less creepy.
But I stand by this.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
The next morning, after the the overnight, she you're right,
like her face was like raw, but like she had
no makeup on and still look beautiful. I was like,
every guy, that's how this is what guys and girls
are different. Because girls judged each other's makeup and everything.
Guys like, we need to know what she looked like
without Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I was. I also loved that she went out without makeup.
She was so beautiful. Okay, well here we go, let's
be real.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
She started off the butterfly things bullshit, we can about that.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
A strong swimmer.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
She started off the episode with a visit from a
sea witch.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
She she goes, me and you were in the same boat.
I lost my mother. I thought she was gonna go
last year.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, I know. It was really like she was just
like putting hecks after he son. Here's this adorable young
lady who's like, I love Joey. I just I'm a
love of them. I told him I can't wait to
tell him again. She's like, big care, I also have
a dead mother. And another say, you know it's also
going to disappoint you.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Men, you know how you think you will die? Aloge
I thought, wow, I'm thinking that.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
She really liked her.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I wasn't have to be on the show, said that
bridge over there. She is rich.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
She her whole thing on Golden she was like, I've
never had the happy end.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
She's like, well, you've been divorced twice. They're like three
three times, you've been divorced. You we're a backup dancer
for prince. You've been divorced.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
She was. She a backup dance and when they were
in high school, so it's like at a certain.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Sheds or whatever, she was she was a what was it?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
What was the appollonia? Wasn't that she was a backup
dance for princess. Yeah, she was a backup. So I
got a certain point. You've been picked three times, you know.
So she so she's she's like I also I also
lost my mom. I was impacted by dating Life Forever.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
And Then she's like, she's like, but be.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Careful left beta.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Yeah, she goes, I could publicly.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
She's not even be dead before. You don't tell me what.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Then then, so she's like, your mom would be proud
of you. She goes, I'm in love with Joey. She's like, well,
you sound confident, but she goes, look, she starts out.
She goes, Listen, it's a do or die moment. Just
go for it. Don't just tune everything out. Be completely present,
be completely organic, focus on each other. But don't be

(34:01):
too confident. Listen, I didn't get chosen. It was hard.
I wish I didn't feel so confident. I was devastated.
I'm still devastated, you know. I wish in the back
of my mind and hedged my bets a little bit
that it might not be me. And like, poor Kelsey
was like, what going to be confident?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
But I have that little bit at the back of
your mind that it might not be good luck that.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Eats you alive.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
We'll show.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Prince Prince that might not mean much too, but it's
kind of a big deal that I fucked Prince.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
But also, why are these women qualified to give these
other women any advice. They all three didn't get Gary.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah they didn't get Gary. No, they didn't get Gary.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
And not cond have gotten Gary. Oh you could have
gotten Gary hand shoulder.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah. And he's like, and I just thought that was
so wonderful that you did that for me because I
was driving an old car.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
On a California freeway. But his emphasis on a California
freeway like where I.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
From before, that big empty house listening to Cat Stephens.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
All day.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
And journey Okay, so then god, So then she's like, wow, that's.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
That song drives It's not Cat Stephens. That song drives
me fucking.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Mad because because I'm a dad who.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Has to go travel for work all the time, right,
And it's like when you're coming homes out, I don't
know when, Well, why don't you ask your mum who's
not working? Look at your shoes?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Who got them for you? Fuck off? I can't be
home all the time. Someone has to do this bit.
At no stage does the dad hit the child, abusive
towards the mother. He doesn't drink. He's just the guy
who goes to water. And as soon as I'm hang out, well,

(36:06):
you don't know when he's a.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Ship you don't know when we'll look together soon. Son, Okay.
So then she lost. So then they go swimming, and
she loves Joey. She's giving him kisses everywhere. He's like,
she's like, my hair is crazy. He's like, don't tame
the main. She's like, I feel joyable around him. They're
so cute. They go jump in the water. She's a

(36:27):
good swimmer. There's a turtle, there's a sting ray. She
loves him. She is so affectionate. She's just like such
a cute girlfriend. You know, she's adorable. She's given the
difference between the buzzkill that was Rachel pre jaw. She
was a buzzkiller even before her jaw hit the water.

(36:49):
And you've got like the kisses, the stingray, hell of
a body, great swimming.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I'd give a butterfly and a bus in the house
if I died it up so that whenever I was
in trouble, this just came in.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
You're releasing the butterflies. He loves her, and she's like
the level of comfort is just like so noticeable. I
don't want it to end.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
And then when she says a moth does she say,
like a nasty.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Auntie she sees Leslie, Yes, Leslie fly towards. Yeah, she's
trying to She's trying to steal your life. That's so true.

(37:42):
So then so then she's like, I don't I don't
want to feel like. She wants to make sure that
she feels chosen. And her dad said how happy it
was to see them together. And she's like, I told
you I was falling in love with you, but I
love you, I love you.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
They're so cute.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
She's confident about it. She's like, I do love you.
I'm excited to say it. I'm in love. I love you.
And he's like, I thank you for expressing that to me. Yeah,
And then you could see it almost looks upset. You
can see that he's touched. He almost looks upset. He's like,
I I am also falling for you fully, and I

(38:23):
just I wanted, you know, just to say that I'm
fully am falling in love with you. But he says
it to he why do these people say why?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Why? Well?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Why why why do these guys say it to two people?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
You cannot because I can't say I'm in love with
you because they get in trouble. For they should get
in trouble for this too, what jerrybody does it? The
old people?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
The pair cable's broken.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
So and I just did a legitimate crocky.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
That's rare in the world, a legitimate It doesn't affect
the recording. Okay, greams is the power? Okay, great, all right,
I don't know if it's gonna work.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Okay, legitimate.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Right to answer your question. I think that he feels
that way. But like, now, do I think he should
do it?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
No? No, no, just keep it yourself.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Okay. So the girls okay, So.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
The girls have sex with everybody in the fantasy suites
and their sex positive and the boys do it and
their dirt bags, and the girls say they.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Love people, and the boys do it they they love
rats or whatever. Right, he just say it. That's the show.
I'd do it.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I would do it on not one to everyone, everyone
on their time, even you did not get a rise.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Love you.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I'm falling for you, on my way to falling for.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
You, fell closing the door.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I love you, I love you, I love you. So
so he's so happy to say I wanted to say it.
I wanted to see it for a while. I'm fully
falling in love with you. I'm so happy. It's happy
to see you happy. I can't wait to go hang
out tonight with my boyfriend. Then they have an other
she's a good swimmer. They filmed from below.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
They go into the hot time swimsuit that's revealing yet
still elegant.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah that is correct.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Show is enough to get you excited, but enough to
leave your imagination to run. Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
That is correct. Yeah she covered up the girls.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
She needed a swimming cap though, to keep her hair
from frizzing. No one ever does that. No one ever
comes in with the swimming gap and one of those
things over the dose.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
That would be incredible, magic, incredible. I would love I
would love it.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
And then say in college, I was a synchronized swimmer,
and then do a bit of a show.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah yeah, I remember in college dating guys that like
could play the acoustic guitar a little bit and having
to sit and listen to like the same couple of chords, like, oh,
you just have to sit and watch them play over.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
The second verse of the first yeah overd.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
So then they go and then she's like so then
they she goes, I'm so so happy, I'm gonna cry.
They woke up. Her face was raw. It was like
from the stubbles, and they were so cute. He's making breakfast.
He messed up the egg. They were so I loved
like their dynamic together. She was sitting on the counter.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Were going to stop giving keys out?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Just the plastic hotel case here, like we're going to
open up a bloody a box and a teenage girl's
thing like a little turn key.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Yeah, skeleton, kid skeleton.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, it's to Leslie's cave. Leslie's cave.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
If you want to sleep with these, I will have
to answer question three.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
You lose. He's not gonna pick your I thought he
was gonna pick me. I got my heart broken. Protect yourself,
but not too much so that they But so then
she's sitting on the counter. He's like like in between
making out. How was fun? They had good physical chemistry,
They had fun sex.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, they definitely they had sex, right of course, because
so we did it.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
We did a pool where we you know, you pick
all your horses as they come up to the race track.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
As soon as they get out of the car, you
have to yell out of it. Yeah, we get four
picks each. Everyone in the family gets four picks each Yeah,
the three girls are all picked by my son. And
I said, jeez, he goes, he goes, I go, geez,
you know girls, and he goes.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Don't I have that, dad? But I do know what
Joey wants.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Wow, he's a Joey whisper. Where's the Joey whisper? He
should be like that, not the uncle. It should be
your son, but it should be like the family.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
He's already he reckons my son reckons Daisy is the winner.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I think so too.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Well.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, secially after what seems to happen brutal, Yes, any
final things about health?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I thought, Oh, I don't think the notes anything, you
think that's anything we need to talk.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I think she's just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Really, she's spirally.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
She's spirally with how Joey treated Maria when she has
a spiral moment. He can't handle he can't.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Handle anybody having any insecurity.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
He has to have people being like I am in
one hundred and ten percent insecure. I have no doubts
about anything that's happening in that.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
I think it's going to fuck his confidence because he's
so insecure that whoever he picked isn't gonna like if
she always says that, might.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Be furious that you're not gonna I'm gonna put my
heart out there.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
And then there's another good thing about the Tria, right,
because I have loves a bachelor then Peter and.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
By the way, a genius. Yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah,
he said a top trap. But he got screwed.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I lostern when that lady goes, this isn't a bachelor
and I don't have to kiss your eyes.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
That was and then he was like a different show.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
It looked like he was gonna cry.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Wow, but where's my mom?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Barb bringing.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Food?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
My wife will leave me a voice, Just go bring
milk hole.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Bring it all.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
It's incredible. She was, she's she.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
You know, if I was driving along the road and
I saw Peter walking down the street, I would lean
up my car and bring her, bring her home.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
And do you guys think Kelsey is gonna win?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I think Kelsey will still win. I think Kelsey's the
best bet.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Here's my theory of why they did it.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Okay, First of all, New Orleans cool, right, Dad cool?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
He didn't like New Orleans. He was like, I guess
I could figure it out.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
It was what's the big difference. The coffins are above
the lane, right.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
The only thing that's here's what I think that he's
looking at. But she's hot. Now here's my Here's why
I think they fucked her over. I think they sent
the Sea Hag to come hex her because they know
that Joey's so insecure, he's not going to be able
to roll. And they want her to be bachelor because

(45:26):
she's so hot that they need like a Jojo or
somebody that all the guys are going to like want
to come fight for.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's my theory that Daisy's gonna make a great I
thought so.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I thought so, But I felt like they were intentionally
sabotaging Kelsey. I thought Daisy to me felt like bachelorette material.
But Kelsey's hot, hot, hot, She's got a nice dead mom.
That's a fun story.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah, But does dead mom bait death?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah. I feel like loss of hearing baits dead mom.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
What I'm tim Maria because that is going to destroy
I love Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I'd be thrilled if he with Maria.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
But I fear also, you also have to Okay, so
the the stars of the show are never the leads, right,
it's always like and that's why the bacher is so
much better than the Bacheorette just in terms of like ratings,
because women will fight, but guys do not want to fight.
They band together and it's so boring. So I do
think that you need to have a spicy lead because

(46:31):
the guys will be boring.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
I think Marie would be an incredible bachelorette. I would
love that. I agree, But I feel like they were
intentionally sabotaging, like it's going too well with Kelsey. Let's
throw a wrench in the works, and we're going to
keep her for ourselves. It felt like they were doing
it on purpose. Katie, I have no idea. I mean,
I I feel like I feel like he's not going

(46:54):
to handle Kelsey spiraling. Agree to agree, and I think
he really needs he really needs that. I have no
doubt in my mind. I'm in love with you. I
want to spend the rest of my life with you,
and I think he's gonna choose Daisy. Agree to agree. Okay,
we're taking a quick break and we'll be right back
with Daisy. It's the fantasy, sweet time.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
What is your fantasy television?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And we're back. Well now, I'm team Kelsey. I'm all
in on Kelsey. I now want Kelsey to win. She's
so happy, she's gonna cry, and she's just so delighted.
And Daisy is feeling off and she's worried that she's
gonna like to mess up her whole day. And they
send Sondra.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Corneous Horney's don't want to go to her own daughter's
wedding corneus.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Froman alive the oldest bachelorette seventy five.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Very proud of her credit score.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
My brother, that was the one that my brother was
horny for.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
That.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
So if you have all of the ones that he
he picks Sondra and so Joey, she's like, look, you know,
don't just talk. Give it some sexual moop, you know,
I just say to see him things like I can't
wait for us to practice making babies.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
That's a wild thing to that's a weird yees nineteen
fifty four, relaxed.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
But my thought is is like, Okay, we really got
to get Daisy more section sexual with Joey, So let's
send in our ringer.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Our hornius. By the way, ring I couldn't see. I
could see actually that the Ringer worked because there was
a couple of times she's like, wait a second, and
I was like, oh, that's Sondra. That's Sondra, like a
little Sondra on her shoulder, going just give it a
little sexual oof and like giving him the extra long kiss,
like I saw Sondra get her work. It wasn't it

(48:47):
wasn't a sea Hags. Yet, it's not gonna be you.
I thought it was me when I fucked friends.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I thought I was going to be missus.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah, yes, Windy Yese.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
My favorite thing though about Daisy talks to Joey about
she's like that that Golden bachelor lady who she was.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
She's like, she kept trying to get me to pet you.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Totes, I will, And so they go a TV. Daisy
loves to a TV. Kelsey is starting to get worried
because the seahag is like got in there. There's just
like plant She's played some larvae in the ear and
it's like starting to give birth. There's like eggs are planted.
So then she's like, I just I feel I don't

(49:44):
feel good. So Daisy's like, I missed you. She's in
her head, I missed you so much. Just ass me
in my head. I just kept thinking I wish Joey
was here. And he's like, Daisy makes me feel whole.
I can picture a future with Daisy. Then they start kissing.
They do a shower kiss. I'm falling, still in love
with him. I don't want it to end ever, And

(50:06):
she's like, this was my favorite day of all the
days of my life.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Ever.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
I did like the shower thing because he was like,
I got one more surprise for you.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Just an outdoor shower, like outdoor showering.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
This is your big surprise.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah, they were horny. He's horny for her, and he
likes that.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I don't watch showering with other people.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
You don't know it.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
We're gonna have six. We'll do it in the bedroom
or the kitchen or whatever. Right, but I need to
shay all with you.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Yeah, there's not enough.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Water distribution, and also there's we're in California, it's drought. Like,
you gotta be sensible. I don't mind a shower.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Mexico. We've got a lot of writing.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
This year's no taste full of Rachel's nose blood.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Drank any of that shower?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, youth and there open math and I'm makes it go.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I'm gonna swim a little.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You know what, You're a good swimmer.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You got a nice figure, nice good swimmer. Uh So
then so then they're out. She's like, you know, I
just this is I get frustrated with myself. I'm an
emotional person. I was crying to that bachelor lady, that
golden bachelor lady, Sondra, the one who told me to
give it some sexual oomph. And he said, my ex

(51:25):
used to shut me, shut me down and say you're overreacting.
He sounds like a dick.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You're allowed to say someone's reacting. That can be a
caring thing to say, look, you're reacting.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Everything's all rot. That can be a calming sight.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Here can be, it can be, it can.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Be the other way. Yeah, all sentences game. I have
to hear the guy who yeah, she couldn't.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Doctor every time. So then we have I.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
She said, I feel very seen and safe. My feelings
are valid. I feel the same way. He goes, Look,
last time you said I just word vomited that you
said you're falling in love with me. I word vomited.
I felt the same way. He's been mulling on that
that he didn't say it right back. He's like, so
I wanted to say, I am falling in love with you.
There's no doubt how I don't know how far it's

(52:16):
going to grow. I apologize for not saying it earlier,
but I am absolutely falling in love with you. And
then they had a gross tongue kiss.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Was all right, I didn't like him.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
What didn't you like about it?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I didn't like that particular kiss. I didn't mind the
shower makeout. The shower makeup was fun. The shower makeup
was fun. I felt like the kiss at the table.
I didn't like the kiss at the table. That's okay.
So then they had.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Critical of people kissing as well.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah, I was like, that was the only one that.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
I didn't like.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
That kiss like the other ones felt like those are fun.
The ones with Kelsey felt fun. In the kitchen, the
shower kisses felt fun. The kiss at the table, I
was like, no, no, okay. So then she goes, he goes.
I feel so good that I've changed her life. I
feel so good because he accepts.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
She's got a lot more.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, Instagram follows, and now you hang out with Joey.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
She wins. I think she wins because he feels good
that he changed her life. I think his I think
his self esteem. I think he's hard on himself. I
think he's a lovely guy. I think he's he's tender
and that he felt horrible.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
Do you think that he chooses her because it's like
a make a wish thing?

Speaker 4 (53:38):
I think I think he.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Feels good about I think it gives him esteem and
he feels good about him.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Why does he give you the same? Very pretty good?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, I think she's adorable. He said he feels good
that he She says that he changed her life and
that makes him feel right because that it was like
that he she felt like no, but he would want
to date her because of her quick clear implant.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Get the out of you.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I feel like the happiest girl alive. They're falling in
love with each other. Kelsey is spinning out. She's like
freaking out. She keeps going back to what Leslie said.
So then Joey says to Daisy that he's worried that
sometimes feel people fall in love with the idea of
Joey as the bachelor, but not Joey as the person.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
What is Joey the person he's a tennis professional at
a country club in Maui and Maui, right, compared to
the TV star.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Because that's because that's the whole thing, right, because now
he's a TV a style, right, and he probably gets
a lot of sex being a tennis prior because they've
been some housewives the afternoon often in tennis and in Maui.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'll tell you a little story about mylofe right, please.
When I was younger and looking and and a comedian,
a lot of people wild to sleep with me.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
As I got ugly and more money. Yeah, I'm still
a comedian. They all wanted to marry me.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I couldn't mate a woman who didn't want to marry me.
Every time on a date they wanted to marry me
or whatever. How did they tell you how they now
they want to marry Joey before they just wanted to
sleep with Joey.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
How do people let you know they wanted to marry you,
that I want to get married the next few years
you wow, wow? Okay, So then so then she so
then they go and there teary, She's super teary, and

(55:41):
she's like, I'm scared that I'm going to choose you,
and somebody's not gonna choose me back. But we both
choose to be choosing each others choosing, and we're scared,
but we're choosing, and we're thankful.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
And so then you're going to go down on one day.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I think he's gonna pick Daisy. What do you think, Daisy,
doctor b I think it's Kelsey. I hope something.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I think Kelsey's flip.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Doctor Banana is very like a wind could change your opinions.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
A brisk wind, we could change.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I look on one of these people. If you watch documentaries,
I'm like, this, we didn't land on the moon.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Of course we did.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
I was like, Dwarf is definitely murder.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Child. I am very easily.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Manipulated those documentaries. Get me too, Me too.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
I was like, I watched one recently.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I just watched about the guy bluddy uh, Sam Bernadina,
Sam Benadina, the guy who killed the pregnant girlfriend Scott.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah. And now the truth people what are they called,
the Justice League, the.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
The Innocence Project people, wonder Woman in Superman is project
out of backing him and the people.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
And now I'm like, I watched that documentary and I
was like, I don't think he did it.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, I have to watch it because he said he
said I was fishing here and then the next day
the body shows up there.

Speaker 8 (57:16):
That's because I was I lived in the area when
that happened. Such a big deal and the news really
made it seem like he did it. And I went
into this documentary being like he fucking did it. And
then I finished and I was like, I don't think
he did it.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Maybe terrible.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
A terrible husband, and he played it bad. He shouldn't
have bought the porn channel the next day.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Where you're like, oh, Scott, what did he do?

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Because this is.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Before the internet was what the internet is? Yeah, right,
And so his wife dies and the like, hell you
still haven't.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
His wife's gone missing, everyone's looking for it, and he's
bought the porn he bought the subscription to.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Play that day.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Right, But I've been down and the Waink's helped out.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, I've been down in.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
My whole life. I thought he did it.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Now projects got with that documentary was like four years ago.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
The documentaries for years.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Ago involved like dateline and whatever it has got involved
the people after the documentary people have started because there
was a lot of witnesses that just didn't get heard,
said we saw.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Her walking the dog and there was a house breaking
over the road.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
That wasn't investigating the theories that she saw that and
all this type of stuff. But you know, he went
fishing that day, and he bought the porn channel, and
he had a mistress.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
That seems like a guilty guy.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
It just seemed like a guilty I watch it. I
think he probably came home and found out and clicked
these heels together like he was.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Was it on Hulu?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
It's on Hulu?

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Yet all I'm getting us back on you. There we are,
so here we are, and I gotta watch it. Doctor
Bananda's putting in her notes. She's definitely making a note yourself.
So Kelsey stops. I think that Daisy and Joey humped.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I think that I had six right, she didn't have six? Agree,
Kelsey had six?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I think that he and Daisy have chemistry. Yes, Yeah,
for sure, they have chemistry. It's easy between them too,
like they feel like a couple. That's like they feel
like boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Okay, let's let's the big question. Republican No, Democrats.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I think she's definitely Republican. Question is did she vote
for Trump the second?

Speaker 4 (59:40):
If they, where were they on January sixth?

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah, you saw the TV and you're like, no, I look,
I was just doing that old die not a terrible shock.
Everyone else is already iverage. This is the same why
I missed on eleven. Sometimes you need a good way.

(01:00:12):
I found not eleven a look quick because they used
to come twenty four years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
I really.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Okay, So do you ever discuss politics on the show?
H Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
When I was on the show, Trump was running. And
what's interesting, we had, you know, a bunch of Marines
on the show who were like very Chad, Chad Luke.
There was a James like ye may or may not
have been there in January.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Six I think James was a marine.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
No, but like there were anyways, there were a lot
of Trump people there, and there were a lot of
just regular people but nothing no normal normal people. But
we talked about it a whole lot, okay, And we
also like don't get any news asking what's happening out there?
As I do Paradise, it's always like what's going on

(01:01:14):
in the news, And I'm the one that does have
their phone, so I'll be like, yeah, so so and
so on the US Open like all that stuff. So, yeah,
it's a thing that gets talked about a lot, but
you don't know what's going on. You're the newsboy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
People's opinions. Obviously. I don't think it would work to
upset half the country.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Because so much of our our viewership. What I'm talking
about the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Jeff Show, which I was on the pilot episode was
after a week after the election. Right, we'd already been
commissioned for a full season, and it was the wakeuy,
and we'd already written a whole episode about Hillary winning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Really, we haven't even We hadn't even one bitch. We
were fucking scrambling.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Wow, well that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
I kind of want to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
See that episode now, though I think the first segment
was called It's not that bad.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
I would honest, I would love to see a parallel
universe where she won. Yeah, shoot, I did in retrospect.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
God, she's so mean, yeah, so mean? You know she's
so mean to Bill? Oh yeah, Oh, I would love
to see the relations.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
How do you think Bill's going when it's like they've
just gotten all the flight details from the style.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Hear about this painting with him in address? Oh wait
what that's what? Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton
in address? What did you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Wonder what?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You'll think? You're Titanic?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
No, this is a thing. And it's that's why it's
so funny because you're like, what the fuck was this
guy up to?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
That's amazing. I need to Okay, I need to do
he have photos of it's out there? Okay, So here
we go. So Kelsey has left a note and she's
stopped by Joey's room and she's like, I would rather
leave now. And there's a running clock it's ten pm.
And they make it seem like the entire hotel is deserted.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Okay, here we go in Epstein's house.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Okay, wait, well the painting of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Bill it's very accurate, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
That's why it's like so funny because you're like, what
who was in on this joke.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
It's also the same color as Hillary's jacket, that Clinton one.
So okay, So she's knocking and she said I would
rather leave now than be heartbroken. And I think this
is going to spin him out and he's not going
to be able to recover and so he's spinning out.
He gets the note, He's like, it's scary, this would
derail everything. It just says we need to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Talk, all right, for anybody in any relationship in the world,
it never taxt, we need to toll gave more infamia
that equivalent of the text, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
That was that was so fucked up that they they
sent her Leslie, They gave her the stationary, the pen,
they rode out.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
We need to because they don't know when Joey's not
going to be in his room. Literally they said the
that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
They over.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Daisy's gonna win. They're going to keep Kelsey as the bachelorette.
They wanted Kelsey. He's gonna be with Daisy. They fucked
her over because they wanted to keep them. There's just
no way.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Where was he at the buffet.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
He was probably still out, like fucking Daisy because it
was in the morning or something. Yeah, anyway, so that trump.
So that was like they just fucked her over. They
ruined her chances. They must want to keep her from themselves,
but it was so awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
So you think that they're sabotaging her because they want
her to be the bachelor thinking yes, yeah, I would
think the other way around, which is that that they
would want. I would think he's got like this crazy story.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I would think that they would want Daisy. But I
don't know why they would sabotage Kelsey. Then, like why
sabotage then like make it even be better, sabotage Daisy.
Don't sabotage Kelsey. They're sabotaging her. They sent her to
the thing, they gave her the note, they got her
to the stationary.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
They're sending that we need to talk a lot of
emphasis on this stationary. It's like you've never stayed in
the North Hotel your entire life.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
It's been a bit of piper and a painted where
they forced it on us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
But it is interesting because it is Kelsey is working
with the producers to do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
They're fucking her.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Over, but then it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
They go, look, if you something you want to say, manipulated.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Or is she actually in on it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I will say to her, they manipulated her.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
I'll say this though I've heard this theya a lot actually,
and that that's cutting your nose off just by your face.
You would never sacrifice the success of this show for
the potential success of one down the Road.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Like, so, then why would they send her Leslie?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
I think that she was feeling very, very confident and
they were like, we're going to bring her down a peg.
That's my initial theory.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
I think they sent Lesley. I think les is just around.
I think Leslie walked up and picked some seaweed over shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
And they were like, turn cameras on, all right, do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
We need another break. We're taking a quick break and
we're gonna guess on who wins, and then we're gonna
do a tweet to the week.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Oh Bones Zone, time for the Bone Zone.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Here we go and we're back. Jim Jeffries, what do
you think the order? What do you think is the twist?
What do you think happens?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I think Rachel's pregnant. Like these Mexican doctors very cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
But do we see Jesse Palmer.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Jesse was like, I can't make it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Jesse, Jesse didn't come back from Canada. He's like, I'm
going to go visit.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Some friends.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
The sea creature in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Creature, Okay, I'm having interfere with Lesley, his wife just gave.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
That's what happened on the Brocheler Wedding Nights.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Okay, so you think, who do you think wins?

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I think Kelsey wins. But it's it's going to be
a close call. They're going to come down the straight.
He's gonna she's gonna have that note. That note's going
to push her back into the second position, and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Going to come forward at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Yeah, okay, great.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Bos wells.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I know. So I can't say okay, doctor ban but
I do want to say that I.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
Am pro Maria being the bachelor Attan.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
I think any job she wants to do in the
entertainment business.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
She was in the Pacifier as a child. Vin Diesel,
She's a child, she was Pacifier. She was one of
the little likes Doctor Banana. What do you think.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
I think it ends up with Kelsey, But there's a
bit of a I don't think it happens in the finale.
I think there has to be sort of a because
I'm still suck on that whole. Like every time Kelsey
talks about their relationship, she says, I want to be chosen.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I want yes, don't propose unless.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
You know, for a fact, and there can't be It
has to be only me.

Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
So I think something happens with Daisy where either he
chooses Daisy, she says no, or there's some sort of
kerfuffle so he ends up with no one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
And that's what when the Billie Eilish song hits.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yeah, okay, okay, they just they spend a lot of
money on that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Let me tell you if you if you're spending money
on Billy Eilish, something happened.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Something how fun was writing gossling that I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Catching very.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Highlight.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
This is my favorite beast is my favorite beach. I
loved it was the best bit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
My wife went to rewind and she went to she
paused a bit too long, and everyone in the house started.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Screaming, Oh yeah, they don't like that, all right, Katie.
I think Daisy's He's gonna end up with Daisy. I
don't really.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
I think I don't know why he's like freaking out
that I'm not sure about, Like he's insecure.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
He doesn't want to not be choosing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I think he doesn't want to be choosing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
I think Kelsey's gonna self eliminate her interesting, Like I
think she's spiraling. I think he's gonna be like, but
the heck is great, and they're gonna like she's gonna
come back, and then she's just gonna fucking freak out
and sea hag like not in a bad way, but
just you this is a lot. It's very yeah, and
I think she's gonna self eliminate and he's gonna be set.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
But I think he was going to choose kel or Daisy.
Daisy anyways, Yeah, all right, so you think who do
you think? It's annoying, doctor B.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
I think in the end he's gonna be with Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
I think he's gonna tell them all the funk off
and pick Sidney, the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
One who's like sitting, the one that got on the
phone Maria. I think he's gonna end up with Daisy.
I think he's gonna end up with Daisy, and then
I think that I think Kelsey's gonna self eliminated. I
think you're right, and I think that's he's going to
be upset she's not going to show up at the end.
That's why he's going to be walking off with the
Blazer because she's not going to show up. But I

(01:10:40):
think he was gonna choose Daisy's suit at the end.
He is a nice suit.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
He wears a suit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Well, oh, he wears a suit. He wears a suit
and blacks and browns. That's the new colors of this season.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah, he looks nice and he looks good in his pink.
He looks nice at his pink with his chain and
his open cleavage, just like he was like Marius. He's
like Maria's dad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
They're all so much cleavland.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
They have a lot of man cleve.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
That was the thing that I did learn about the
Oscars is we're all doing a button less.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Got less than chant, but less of chains. Okay, well
we we appreciate interviews, reviews. Okay, you guys. It holds
two hundred and fifty people. We've sold fifty three tickets.
We need to sell two hundred more of tickets.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
Go to San Diego for the day. You can take
the train there. Yeah, that you're adventures trying to bear
with us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
It's gonna be me, doctor Banana, maybe Katie. We have
a Jaquith, Aaron Foley, and then we have Aaron and
and Jess Ambrose, Jess Ambrose, and then we have Logan
and Tyler and come play with Doug might come and
Whitney Hive. Whitney's gonna come. Just complain why this this

(01:12:00):
is the live show. We've only sold fifty tickets, so
what the hell? Come, what the hell? Guys, Come hang out,
Come hang out. And it's a two pm show, so
you can get in and get out. You can hang
out with us. We're going to be around. It's going
to be so fun. Come hang out with us.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Come p check you out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Okay, So it's also it's uh Saturday, April sixth at
Mike Drop Comedy. You can get tickets in my Instagram
bio Arta Marine, or you can get it at Rosepodcast
dot Vodka in our live shows. Come hang out, come
say hi, Come do it, because otherwise we're not going
to do these live shows anymore. If we can't sell tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
That's a threat.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I mean that's a threat that we probably won't hang it. Well,
still keep doing it, obviously. Okay, you guys, we have
gotten so many more fun new reviews. That is not
a threat. That is a fact of life.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Five stars worth watching The Bachelor from t Man's mom.
I was never a watcher at the Bachelor franchise. But
when I heard Arta on Doug Benson's podcast pitching the
coverage of forty ish Bachelor Caitlin season, I decided to
check it out. I still watch now only to laugh
along with this podcast each week. Their takes are so funny,

(01:13:10):
all the guests are on point, and their preseason draft
picks are always illuminating. Well, that's a really nice review.
Thank you for that review. We are at two point five.
We're trying to get to three thousand. Here we have
another one, so you know, I can't read it all
the long titles that get cut off, but it's the
perfect podcast for something. Five stars Mandy in Oregon. Do

(01:13:33):
you love watching the Bachelor franchise? Do you need to
listen to a recap podcast so you can both mercilessly
mock the franchise and express your undying love for it
so you don't feel like a trash human? Do you
occasionally reside on grief Island and need the above mentioned
things to help you get through it, Then this is
the podcast for you, girl. We have all been there,

(01:13:53):
and boy do we appreciate it. One final one finding
Jesse Palmer. Five stars from Melissa Living in Texas. Such
a fun podcast. If you want to see more Jesse
Palmer but not interested in college football, check out Holiday
Baking and Spring Baking Championships on Food Network. He has

(01:14:13):
been a host for years. You know what, Now, I
know that Wells is here, So I'm not going to
say Wells because Wells is both my food person and
my bachelor pick. But I would watch Jesse. Yeah, I mean,
Wells will always be my favorite, but I bet Jesse
has grown on me.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
We love the reviews. Thank you so much for sending them.
We appreciate all of you, guys, And we also got
we also got a really fun email. You can email
us at Rose Podcasts at gmail dot dot com. We
gotta go on a nice email you guys. This is
from Paula E. The subject is thought you would get

(01:14:50):
a kick out of this champion energy, high arden and
delightful pod production team. I am a middle school counselor
and I recently can pleaded my career exploration lessons with
my eighth creators while wearing might becoming a champion cheek sweatshirt.
I just wanted you to know your resilience and influence

(01:15:10):
is reaching out all ages as our young people find
themselves planting seeds of dreams that will grow. As the
beloved JJ would say, we aren't raising no drips. Much
love from Minnesota, Paula E. Is that a nice email?
That's a great email.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
That's a nice email.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Well, let's go find out who's going to win a
sleep crown and if you want your own sleep crown
and go to sleepground dot com, backslash w y a
t R and put in code XO XO for your
dream portal. All right, you guys want to help pick
our tree to the week. Did you how did you
get did you get another sleep crown? Do you have
your sleep crowd? You don't have a sleep crowd? Who

(01:15:50):
took your sleep crown? Well, guess what if you come
to see us in San Diego and we go to
bro Diego, which is going We're going to We're going
We're doing with the Bros and Sandy Diego. We have
ourselves and Aaron King of the Bros, King bro King
bro Aaron Clancy. Yes, we also have ourselves. We also
have ourselves a logan, we have nectar logan is going

(01:16:13):
to be doing it. And we also have we also
have Tyler Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
That I met in San Diego. Is he there, the
one that he got engaged to the girl who.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
We love him?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
What's his name? Good looking fellow?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
He did our podcast up in San Francisco.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Oh, Braiden.

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
Thomas, Thomas Thomas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
We reached out to Thomas. We didn't hear about.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
He came to my stand up, right, I was I
was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
I was doing just a comedy club, just to try
some new material stuff before I went on the road, right, Yeah,
And so so I had a knock on the door
and they went because I did some material about the Bachelor,
and they went.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
One of the Bachelor contestants here, I would like to
meet ye.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
He walked in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
He was so handsome, but he was from the next season. Yeah,
you haven't even but I just looked at him and
I went, yeah, I assume he is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
And so I let him in.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
I'll let any good looking.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Chatting with him? Which season?

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Yeah they're over, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
What, they're over.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
Villainized that he was the villain, and I was telling
my wife, he's already.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
You need to be Hitler. If you like my comedy,
I'll stand up here.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
It's this you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
But honestly, he was so funny when his whole Like,
I'm really told I need to watch out where I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
So I need a girlfriend who could be like watch out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
I always go for shorter women, so I get someone
to go into the crawl space. I can do all
the relative medium tall stuff around the house, light bulbs
and whatnot. She can do things like the back of
the oven.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Wow. Well, so they're gonna be sending a regular size
and a travel size sleep crown when we go in
April sixth, Mike Job Comedy, your Brodie.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Roast.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Okay, here we go. Here's our tweets. Whoever wins? You
have your sleep crown? I do you sleep with it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
I do?

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
I do too.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
My wife really sleeps with it. I love them, but
my wife doesn't use it as a mask, she says,
a regular pillow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I use it sometimes. I use it even just as
like I use like it travels all over my bat
give me too mine is it's.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
It's there's a travel one too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
I have the travel I love the travel one too.
I re stuffed my travel one in New York this week. Okay,
so we're gonna do a twitter the week at whoever
wins wins a sleep crown and Julie will send it
to you. To send us your mailing address Rose podcast
at gmail dot com. This is from missus right at
Girl without a Tat. We're gonna arrow down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
To two go without a tat. Yep, it's rare the dice.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Ye true, I don't have a tat forget forget my
first impression of this woman. I didn't watch The Golden Bachelor,
But who is this harbinger of doom? And why is
she trying to cock block Kelsey? This is also another
one from her the other two Golden Ladies. Time to
get sexy, Leslie the banshee, you better be prepared, winter

(01:19:18):
is coming. And then there's a visual of like a
sea hag. Okay, this is from the Witcher at Tully
Tobo Kelsey, I just get in my head a lot.
Actually it's Leslie who got in your head? Okay, here
we go.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
This is from is Lesley going to be the women
until she has she has to go?

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
I just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
This is from Shandy Davis at Diet Grog Well, Rachel,
nothing will help you open up more than a snowe
to the face and a handful of Mexican opioids. This
is what I'm lousass. It's her word out. This is
what Rachel gets for listing facial trauma as a fear

(01:20:09):
in her bio. All right, what are your top two
of those?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
The first one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll do that and then we'll
do the opioids. Okay, missus? Right, a girl without a
tat forgive my first impression of this woman? I didn't
watch the Golden Bacheler. But who is this harbinger of doom?
And why is she trying to cock block Kelcey and
Shandy Davis? Well, Rachel, nothing will help you open up

(01:20:35):
more than a snote to the face and a handful
of Mexican opioids, Uh to the face or a harbinger
of doom?

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
Harbinger of doom?

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Are a harbinger of doom?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Okay, it's unanimous, missus. Ride a girl without a hat?
You on yourself a sleep crown? First to forget my
first apresion.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
This one I don't watch.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
But who is this harbor deer of dream? And why
is she trying to cockblock Kelsea? What would you like
to promote? Thank you for joining us, Jim Life.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
What am I doing at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
I got a tour coming up in Australia for all Australia.
I'm like the next weekend. I mean like des Moines,
des Moines, come and see me in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Gigs coming up in where you play in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
I just played Vegas. I played a lot, but I
played them mirage fun.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
That's fine, it's good, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
It's good.

Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
Over.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I'm there about four or five weekends a year.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Look at you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
That's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
The cats and there come at home, Dawn, I don't
know what.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
My wife comes to that one as well, so that
like we we dropped the baby off with my ex
who's Hank's mum.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Thanks to the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Because my wife's very supportive of my career. In MYAMMI
Vegas and New York in Cleveland, she cares not for
my career.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
She never showed up. Yeah becauesn't it doesn't want to
come to the other gigs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
And asked you want to promote for in a bed
four in a bed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Look, it doesn't need promoting. It promotes itself.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Yeah in the bed you watch it on YouTube? Wells Adam,
thank you for joining us. What would you like to promote?

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
There's a show on Max called The Curious Case and
tell you that everyone needs to watch, and then the
second season to Tellia speaks Chef's kiss, Please everyone go
watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I have to say I did watch season one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
And it was it's crazy, nail.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Look, I think there's not winners.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
No, everyone looks bad.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
Hold on real quick though. I have a theory that
it's all satire.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
It's not real.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
They're all actors.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
It's too on the new record recond she's just like
on an Shuesday.

Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
No, I think that she is a little person, but
I think that they're all actors. The dad is so
incredibly unhinged, and as someone as someone who like works
on a reality show where you're like trying to get
people to like be bonkers, it's so hard. And this
guy's got his lawyer in the room for sure, like

(01:23:02):
he knows he might be going to jail, and he's
still saying these crazy things like it makes no sense.
Watch it now under the filter of is this satire?
And like have they pulled the wool over your eyes?

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
He's making it's like an Errol Morris.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
Like like a song making like and like the lawyer woman,
she's like way too good at it. And then the
adopted father that like gets into a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
He goes, you can do what you want, but you don't.
Don't you be mentioning Jesus? Yeah, god, no.

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
No, no, the Amazing Reality.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Is real.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Oh my god, I haven't seen it since it came
out last year. I gotta I gotta get back on
I gotta get back on the horse.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I gotta watch the Scott kill Scott Peterson.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Big.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
I got a big week, a big week. You guys,
Doctor Banana are going to Brodago with the keys and
uh and what's jess Amber. It's gonna be so fun there.
We're also doing Southern term. Oh yeah, we're doing Summerhouse.
Summer House, Katie money, what would you like to promote?

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
an animal, or go to your local rescue and foster
and animal LA is super full right now. They desperately
need adopters and fosters, so please consider bringing a dog
into your home.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Well, until next time, thank you too much for my
name is I Ring?

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Goodbye?

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
It feels so good. I just got one little question,
where you read this roll? Would you read some roll?
Listen to your world.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Rolls, your word?

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
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