"POUTINE MY FEET ALL OVER YOU!" w/ Bachelorette Katie Thurston and Erin Foley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Oh my god, you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh wow, it's.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Lady's Night today. There's been a lot of fellows this season. Yeah, boom,
we're back where we belong. I don't know which one
I am. Oh that sounds good. You guys. What a
fun day. It's a rainy day we're having. We're having
I feel like I feel like we're at a hometowns
or something. We've got a bachelorette you guys, I'm pure.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You many quests?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Are you nervous? A little nest?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't want to ask anything in a hello?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Welcome to another episode of Will You Accept This Rose?
My name is Arta Marine, coming to you from my
bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. Today. Okay with me,
the wind beneath my wings, my life partner. Is it
too loud? Not loud enough?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Great, Okay, I'm gonna starting.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
What a day.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's it's lady's night. It's ladies only dance tonight. And
you guys, I have to say, we haven't had a
ladies only this season.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
It's been a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
There's been a lot of so there's been a lot
of dicks, A lot of dicks. Speaking of a lot
of dicks, I went to I went to one of
our fellas. I went to Jim Jeffrey's birthday party. So
fun Friday night, A murder, mystery birthday. You know what
he got quick murdered in Malta. As TMZ said, yeah,

(01:24):
he was so cute. We dressed up in swing in
sixties and they they ordered dumplings and it was super
fun and I was so happy I was not the murderer.
I panic to be the murder. What is okay?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, great?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:44):
She's gonna be polite?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Kay, okay, okay, okay, I don't know, Okay, okay, let's
get let's introduce you. We shed We'll save our special
guests for last. Caddy Corner for me is the woman
who I started this, the very first ever episode of
this podcast with at her kitchen table with your recording equipment. Yes,

(02:07):
at the home you shared with your twin and your casts.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, that's when life is really coming together. That's when
I was nailing it. As they say, the biscus.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Can I just say, one of my favorite people on
Earth a person who I just mentioned that we're going
to Brodegodiego. We're going to bro Diego on Saturday, April sixth,
and I've had contact and I've gotten an oh from
the King of the Bros, Aaron. Aaron has said he
will do the show. He's coming you guys, and we're

(02:37):
gonna call him after the podcast. He's doing it. So
you've got to come to Brodiego Saturday, April six at
the mic Drop Comedy Club. And I told you so.
She This woman's a brilliant, brilliant one of my very
favorite ever stand up comedians. Her album Deep Dive is incredible.
You need to buy it and listen to it. She

(02:57):
was a writer on One Day at a Time, a
writer on that ninety sh show. Also sees my platonic
life partner, Aaron falling.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Bro Diego, got that hot goss ten seconds?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Can you believe we're going to brodie Can you believe
he's coming?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm I might just leave now. I'm getting tanned.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I got it. We're gonna get burritos and we're gonna
say things are nectar. I had to wait till Anna
was here to call him out. I was too nervous
to call Solo. We're gonna call him afterwards. I have
his number is in my bro.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
He's all kept bro, he's all capt bro Bro.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
He's king Bro. And so Jesse Ambrose, who was here
last week, she's coming, and Evan Ambrose is going to
try to come. And I want to see Evan and
Aaron do the leg wrap bachelor jump.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
I would love to see U sort of Aaron lift
Evan up into the dancing.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yes, maybe nobody puts Evan in the corner. I'd also
like to be lifted, Okay, I also want to be lifted.
I want He's got to Aaron, you better be doing
your fuck and bench presses because you're gonna be lifting
all of us. Now Here is a woman who can
I just say. I messaged her, She messaged me right back,
and then it turned out just like out of the blue,

(04:09):
true business woman, a true business woman. She's and she
also is friends with Essin Evan. She's friends with Justin
Evan who came here last week, who love you, a
DLA who spoke so highly of you, and she you, guys,
she is a bachelorette forever. It's like if you're a
president You're always mister President, You're always you are the

(04:32):
Bachelorette Katie Thursday. She's also a stand up comedian. Have
you been touring around?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I have my first time in Oklahoma moving up.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
That's exciting.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, so that'll be very interesting to be graphics. They're
gonna love you Tulsa and Oklahoma City.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh you're saying, yeah, those areas they're gonna love you.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Do you talk about being the Bachelorette in your set?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's like usually like a little like intro part.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It has to be.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's so good, And it's usually when people don't know
who I am. Okay, if I go to like a
comedy club and it's not my show, a lot of
people don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Right, that's it's such a specific. How did you first
get scouted to be on the show?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I applied during the pandemic?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh my god. And you were on Matt James's season.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yes, and also Aaron is my ex boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh yeah, that's right, Aaron he was on her season
and James came in in the box box.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
They all blend not you.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
You you got I feel like your season and correct
me if I'm wrong. I feel like your season was
the shift where it went away from like Nashville and Dallas.
It was like the you got like, you know what,
We've decided to move our head of.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Operations to San Diego. I think it was ten guys.
I think casting was really hard during the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
They're like this group, you can come with us, and
this group doesn't care about COVID literally.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
San Diego boys.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
That right.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
What did you have from Prodeego? You had James and Aaron,
Mike p Okay, Yes, yes, John Hersey, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm trying to remember Thomas on your Thomas and also
San Diego. Yes, yes, yes, tall.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Thomas, Tall Thomas. He's got to watch his head. You
never know, you gotta watch. I also want to say,
of course, with us, we have Katie Levine, who is
fostering a dog right now.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
He's not happy I left the house, but otherwise he
is great. Well, we have a little old gentleman.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We have a we have a person wants big as Dennis,
our listener who listens to the podcast Dennis wants and.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Scout is tolerating it. But you know, she is twelve
and a lady, and she is not. She's still having
a two year old team boy dog.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, right now she has like all of Katie's pro
Diego is one dog, is kind the second dog.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
And I was like, I don't know she's gonna handle it.
And then obviously, you know, as always say the shelters
are full, they need foster. So I was like, I'm
gonna foster dog.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yes, see how she does.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yes, if she's not into it, yeah, pull the dog out.
And uh, I don't think she's feeling it.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
But you know what Dennis is like literally like flying
over the studio in a jet pack and then ready
they're like, I'm gonna get that fucking dog here. Dennis.
Also with us is of course the wind beneath my wings,
my account and my lawyer, my physician, and my spiritual advisor.
Doctor Hannah Montana, Ariana Rosanna Rosanna Denna Midst. Hello, welcome
to the program, Doctor Banana, Doctor Banana Banana. That's a

(07:29):
good sweatshirt, thank you. Yeah, yeah good.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
We've been really talking medical lately.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
We've been talking about age.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Your body will ship the bed.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Your body ships the bed.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
It'll be like you wanted to walk. That's cute. You
don't have legs anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, you know you have been not feeling well really
talking sixty five? What do you she's thirty three, thirty
two three and guess what, I'm basically Katie.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Katie just turned out this look you. I feel like
I started having to take like gluecos to me told
me about because to be active, I don't know, I
like and injuries and started catching up to me. And
I started diating gluecos to me. Now I'm on turmeric
every day.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Great, guys, I don't remember.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Was thirty one and she was worried. I'm thirty three.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm dead you guys high school high school.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Very two thousand and eight.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Also you're nine.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, you guys need to drink more alcohol. Then you
just pushed through everything you can.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You have one, You're left do everything. You can't take this.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
I'm new to l A.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They're going to like age me even.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Actually, but definitely start taking turmeric pills and.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Hear something on your neck and hands. Yes, don't forget the.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Neck and hand the hands.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I have seventy on my head.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You can't get get the hands when you're driving, and
you can't get your neck back.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Ship and get out of here.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Where did you grow up?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Seattle area?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Nice? Okay, that's nice on there.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, so I'm good. I'm like ahead of my time
because we had no son.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
You like this weather.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I paid good money to leave this. Yes, I want
a refund on piss.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
So did you move to San Diego after your season?

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
And how how is it? How does it just all
Bachelor people hang out with each other?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, that happens. I think fresh off the show everyone
has like that one thing in common. Yeah, and you
realize that's the only thing you have in common. So
once like the parties stop, you're like, lose my number?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah? Did you so? You didn't even get to do
the mansion. You you were in New Mexico a bubble.
You were in New Mexico in the bubble march.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
It was really.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
There was one date down by the river that was
like the breaking bad date. That was like the breaking
bad days. I remember she had like a Hilton because you.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Guys were trapped in that they wepped.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
New Mexico is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
New Mexico is like a normal season. Yes, no, no,
I remember her, but they're centered down by the river.
And because I because look they did the best they should.
That's a ship bucket down by the river. Wait, she
had a ship bucket.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That's right, random pion on the floor, you know, created.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
That was?

Speaker 6 (10:12):
That was pretty?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's like that's a new Mexico tradition.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, it's like the big like.

Speaker 7 (10:20):
It was like he had like he looked like the monopoly.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, I forget what it's called.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
What is the machine? How far did you make it
on that James season?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Like week six or like eleventh place?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And then when you leave do you go get like
sequestered somewhere.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
There's like a separate hotel And I remember like at
that point I got mimosas and I like binge watched
Twilight and cried because I thought I was in love.
But that's not now that I know how it works
behind the scenes, I had no chance.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Interesting, how long were you in that other hotel? Like
how long were you go home?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Like a day?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Like you go there and then you don't even get
to pack your bags like they like someone do for me.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't like, Yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
It was so uncomfortable with like a guide. I'm like, oh,
he just touched my dirty.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Underwear I'm building a high heel. You know, Wait, you
don't get to pack your stuff up and they're like,
just get the fuck out. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I think normally, on like rose ceremony nights, everyone has
to be ready to go because that's that's given these
like one on one days, these group dates, they don't.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Tell you everybody every Rose ceremony has to pack up.
That's sometimes when.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
You see the two on ones, they the.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Wow because that's the drama. That suitcase p it was
it hard to pack and then we'll get going to
pack it. To be as a gal, I mean like,
how much money did you spend getting your outfits together?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I worked at a bank before, so I was very
smart with my money. I refuse to do anything stupid.
So I borrow a lot of dresses, thrift at a
lot of dresses.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So you borrowed like from your friends and my friends.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, wow, I was not going to be smart.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Because you couldn't like do rent the runway because then
you couldn't really send it, you.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Can't turn it.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, and I just bought a condos. I was like,
I don't have any more money to give.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, because that's a lot to was it? Hard to pack.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, you're limited to to suitcases. And then it was
like March in New Mexico, so it's cold. Yes, you
also think bring like bikinis and dresses and how far
do you think you're actually gonna go?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right as the bachelorette that was Pennsylvania that.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Brought sweatpants and was like, have fun, guys.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
I want to ask you about that. So when you
go and you get like the style because I know
there's that main styling guy whose name unpla Carrie. Yes,
so does he like interview you and find out everything
you're into or like how do they decide how to
style you? Or is he just like I have?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
He pretty much takes the lead on that.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Typically like the day of you like you'll see like
some options and yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's my dreams, Like, yes, that's my dream.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Yeah, I would we have all these options.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
It was like Dick's Sports. Yeah, I know, I just
like I like anything off the wall of Dick.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I saw you in your glassy eyed.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Then I just I just inserted Dick Sports and I
then I came.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Back, Well, here we are, so you watched the season
for us.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I'll be honest, I only watched this recap episode.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I feel like that would be a good perspective of
like not knowing any of the background.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
So you watch the recap and then you watch this episode.
Just that's how you need to watch. And what did
you I have to say, just what?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Overall?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I felt like Joey seemed depressed this episode. He seemed
bummed out. And I don't know if it's also like
it's got to be hard. He seems like a genuinely
good guy. I really like, he seems like a sweetheart,
and it's got to be hard to be and to
be confusing to get feelings from more, like I can
see having feelings for more than one person and knowing

(13:39):
you're going to hurt somebody's feelings. And but and like
they all seem to have fears that people aren't gonna
like them back.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yeah he was. He's so normal. He's just like, yeah, no,
I don't want to be perfect that you know who
I am. He seems so sad, but like all the
things I say, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Like there's a little bit of a disconnect.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
There, you do why No, I think he's like really sweet,
but like I binged for the last two days.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You're so sweet and.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
So you're kind of out of your mind a little.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah, well I really I haven't slept, no, but I
just feel like he's it feels like he's the same expression,
the same thing to say, no matter what the tragedy
is with the girl, Like, it just feels like I
don't I don't have any I think he's very like

(14:27):
adorable and sweet, but I have no sense of who
he is and what he actually likes.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
That's where when his uncle comes in and goes, Joey's
not being himself.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yes, remember that, Remember the uncle. The uncle was like,
he's he.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Puts on a face to like get through it. Yeah, weird, we.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Have somebody who's yes. Is it hard? Is it confusing
when you saw people getting feelings for you, knowing that
you might be about to hurt their feelings.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh it's the worst.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
That's gotta be hard.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
You are having to put on a face because you
like have to carry us season, you know, right, And
so some of these people you actually don't have connections with.
But you can't just send everyone but your top four.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah yeah see, but yeah, you can't be like obvious.
You have to be like kind and be open minded
the best of your ability. But no matter what, like,
especially at this point in his experience, he already probably
knows who his top three is, even possibly his top one,
I would guess, Oh yeah, definitely.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Have to how far like how far into the season
for your season when you got to choose where you like, Oh,
I don't give a shit about most of these here
my like one or two.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well, early on, like you kind of like rank them
like literally like trading cards. Yeah, and so I will say,
like my top four would rotate within the top four
it was it was those same people because and that's
the thing. You have to build these connections so early
on the way of catching up at the end. That's impossible.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Like also, I mean, like you know, it's like you
walk in a room and like you meet a guy.
It's like if there's a connection or there's not right, yeah,
like you yeah exactly, No, I mean you.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Have to go I would assume it's physical chemistry, yeah,
almost immediately.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
But are you attracted?

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Do they smell good?

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Like all that shit?

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I don't give a ship. Take your pants off, you know,
just let's get to it. Let's get to it, we
only have three weeks to follow.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Them, literally, like if that like fourteen days, let's think
about I feel like sometimes they've the producers have kept
apart the lead from their front runner, like to like,
wasn't Ari the person who ultimately won in the end
after that awful walk through the Airbnb, like didn't have

(16:45):
a date until like episode seven, you know, Like sometimes
like there's I almost feel like they keep them apart.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I think it is a personal opinion for NBA reasons.
Don't know if this is true, but yeah, I do
think it's like a negotiation tool. Yeah, like if you
do this will give you a little extra time with Lauren,
you know, or like right, as long as you go
on this date, we'll let you send him home by
the end and then you can, you know, sneak by
this person's room or whatever. Yeah, you gotta dangle a carrot.
And for him, I'm sure it was probably Lauren.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Now, they all say they have fears that the person
that they like aren't gonna like them. Did you have
that fear?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, you have a lot of self doubt because you're like,
this is so weird to be like the bachelorette and
have all these guys you know, yeah, right, reasons wrong,
you know whatever. Yeah, so yeah, you start to doubt
yourself and of course there's a lot of doubt planted
by like producers, like how do you really feel that
you're still single at this age?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
They like know the questions to ask to make me
feel like absolutely the way your dog died. No, they
like demoralized.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Oh my god, did my dad drive back from the
grave and his ma's demada and become a bachelor?

Speaker 7 (17:49):
For both our dads are working.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Goes to my dad come to be like I'm going
to check my dad.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Are I have a question about how much time do
you get.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
To spend that's like off camera with people.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Not a lot, but there you are definitely given like
I call them treats of like after a date, there's
like like fifteen minutes of like off camera time because
they need they need to capture it. But yeah, but
they're also like in the room, like it's like a
supervised like visit.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I'm just curious, like like we've always talked about like
what do people go like, Oh, I like watching the
office or something for fun, Like you know, it's like
do you just talk about like your everyday life kind of?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I mean you can, but then they'll redirect you because
you can't be like oh I love Taco Bell because
I'm not going to put that in a camera.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, like is there any of that like off camera
being like oh I like to do this and this,
and like no, it's.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
It's it's very like everyone's there with the purpose, and
you know, like as much as you want to be
real and in the moment, you know, like your Taco
Bell conversation, your random sex story, whatever, is not going
to make it. Yeah, you have to be like so
I really want kids? What your thought about kids?

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah? God?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Any what is the percentage you don't have to reveal
if you did this? But like when you know, right,
like when you're like, Okay, they're all wonderful people, but
this one I want to spend my life slash the
next month with do you go it's you?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Is there any whispering? Like I was wondering, like.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I have I personally never told anybody if it's smart,
I'm smart smart, but it would catch it on camerall
and the we pissed.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
I'm sure, but you had that one moment with Greg
in the Dark that they definitely.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Aired because it was I can't.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Remember exactly, remember you guys were like in the dark
and they were like trying to fill me. Guys, got
it Greg, get him to.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Like ease or what you Yeah, I said, like, you know,
you're like that's the most of like validation I would
give you know you're going to be here next week.
But that was like triggering for him because he's like,
it's not a game, you know, I'm here for the
lifelong thing, not next week, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
And you're like, then why are you on the Bachelor? Like,
I can't there's only so much I'm alive. They sold
ads for this. I can't they we just had Claire.
We can't have another player. Literally, sorry, contract here we are.
I am enjoying the weird preview. They do a lot
of like drama this Dason. They're doing drama. At the beginning,
they're in a stretch voice and it's he and my

(20:11):
I'm loving Maria. I'm loving Maria, Loving Maria. She's sexy
and cool and like she's like normal person and so
she's like say, and he's like nasty, Yeah, I don't know,

(20:32):
you know. So then he's a man exactly. So we're
at Mario and we find out that Joey's holding back
the poor guy. This is one of the most real
interviews I've seen from a male lead, where he's like,
I mean, they all get worried that they're going to
get rejected at some point. They do have the fears

(20:52):
that they're not going to be loved back. But he's
scared it's not going to work out. And but this
was the most to me awareness about himself. He's like,
I'm not fun and light, and I feel like I'm
supposed to be fun and light and I'm not. And
I feel like I'm worried that when they find out
it's not going to work out, I'm holding back. I'm
trying to be fun and light, but I'm not super energetic,

(21:12):
and I feel like people have always expected me to
be perfect. There's a lot of shit that's wrong with me.
I'm trying to work through it, and it's tough. I've
always been my biggest critic. There's some kind of deep
feeling that this is not going to work out. I
need a break. I want to get the guy a huge.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Ill needed to hear that because leading up to that moment,
I was like, who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
So, you know, it was a good moment.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, I think it's hard. I'm sure. Look, he's a
cute athlete. He's probably like the golden boy of the family,
you know, like I feel like, I mean, I you
just wonder like like maybe he felt held the family
gether I don't know, like that he's supposed to be
certain like like that people had this idea, but maybe

(21:58):
he had more complicated feel So I think a lot
of young boys aren't brought up to talk about how
they feel.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
So I think he's just an introvert that they're trying
to make an extrovert and it's just like maybe not happening.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yah's a lot of pressure to be the Bachelor, Like
you're having to like please the producers, please the women, Yeah,
the viewers. What's the edit or are people? When I
think at home, like there's so many elements of judgment. Yeah,
and if he's his worst critic and then you add
all these other people around, that's not in a normal setting.
Of course, he's going to be spiraling, especially at this
point in the season.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I have something like in society now with guys like
in their like late twenties and early thirties. I feel
like because of reels and TikTok, I think they are
more like hard on themselves how they should look physically
and stuff like like you see him not wanting to
do the shirtless stuff, not wanting to do like I
think that there's the pressure that women have always had
now guys are feeling. And I think, like, like I

(22:47):
wonder because he sort of made a joke about like
how he was the pocket stuff. I mean, I think
they're so giant on the He's so handsome and he's
so adorable, and.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
He's like really freaked out by his feet.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I know, don't look at my feet.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
He's like, hey, guys, lets go to Canada.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I can wear sweaters and g.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
He's so so all the gals show up in mini
skirts and go go boots. They must have hitted those out,
because every single person was in a mini skirt and
a go go boot and they.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
All dressed kind of similar. They all like remember in
the first few episodes, I pointed out they were all
wearing like their their mom jeans and their crop tops,
and I was like, that's like that's how everyone dresses. Yeah,
including myself. Yeah, I have some boots on.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Are you on the show right now? So we have Leah.
Leah has turned into the villain. Leah burned her card
and she's but now she cannot let go of Maria
and you know, she's like, I'm in Canada. I want
to ride a moose and chug a gallon of maple syrup.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Wait, okay, did you hear about this card that she got?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, it was like before the season started, right, Yeah,
we had a really.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Big thing she got, like the capacity to.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Uh steal one Stila.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
One on one and she burned it on the fire
and the users are like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Like the it was a smart move on her part, yes, but.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Really dark.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Never gave her.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
They never gave her a date.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
They're like, fuck you think, she says, They're like cut
to that. Yeah, this is not gonna be good for you.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Fully, what do you think of Leyah?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, like a big thumbs down.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
But it could be could it could be from the
dark headit Well, she's also saying things to Marie. Just
I just she's a smart Yeah, I just I just
find her to be like, oh God, like any time,
I just don't understand, like this is what season seven
hundred and ninety.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, you must have seen the show.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Like the rule number one, it's like you can't talk
shit about if you talk shit about the other person, like.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
You're going down. Like two episodes later, you're fucking done.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
And yet like there's always three or four of them
that are like just keep talking, and you're like, okay.
In ten nine eight, she's gone.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, I'll tell you who's not talking shit. It's our host.
He's grown on me, Jesse Palmer and his French and
his tennis and his French speaking. Yeah, he's grown on me.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
He's a good pick for a hope.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
He's adorable.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, yeah, that the French really help.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
He's cute. I'm like all in on Jesse Palmer. I
like Jesse.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
I think he's great.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, so they're going they're going on a group date.
Leah is passed. Joey wants to be really intentional with
his time. He's overwhelmed. It just is like he this
week looked like he was not in a good mental place,
Like he was off. We all have days when we're off.
We have days when we're just not feeling great. And

(25:43):
he has to push through and has three giant dates.
That's hard.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
The cameras, like how was that? Like what if you
just woke up and you're like I can't and then you.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Can't that's not an option?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, or you die.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, they kill you.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I think only one time I was able to negotiate
like our sleep. Other than that, it's like ticking, we're
on what is it with the cameras and the production schedule? Yeah,
but they're like what Dolly's or the rules.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Like oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah the union yeah
yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
So that's what sucks everything over is like you have
to have all union rules, which is why like we
have to finish filming by this time or use all
the camera crip at this time. So we're not getting
any sleep because we're working on their schedule.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Oh interesting unions, yes, interesting.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
The world go around. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
So then they go and they they're going around Memorial
and they go to Poutine and they get a guy
whose voice was incredible, like you like, you got fresh fries,
got some cheese curd, you know, you put a little
bit of pro gravy. I was like, I'm obsessed with
this man.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
York I was like I was like, how do we
find this guy, and then there's the camera operator, jesse To.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
And then Jen who's so hot. She's so hot, she's
like I'm gonna do pineapple and ketch up and like
she's hot enough that it's like okay, you know what
I mean. And then like she's like so hot and
smooth that she's like you get a kiss in front
of like she don't ladies teach you to play the
piano and kiss, but like, how do you beat jab?

(27:19):
She's so fucking hot, She's she's good at it.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
I feel like she's also just like every week, Like
when I was binging, I was like, wait, who's that one?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
And now all of a sudden, she's like every word,
she's never one.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
She's she just.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Came out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, like when she was like I gave up a
lot to be here. It's like you're year one of
a student at like some school, Like what do you
tire you about?

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Houla?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, she's yeah. So they do the poutine they're walking
on this group date seemed tense. Yeah, I mean Kelsey,
who was my pick to win. They're all like what
the fuck? We just had like a one on one
and now you're like making out with Jen, eating proutine,
kurts in front of it.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
And also he literally shows.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Up and he goes, hey, guys, I'm super depressed aboutay. Yeah,
and you're like, I woke up yesterday was great, and
then today I woke up and I was like what
the fuck?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I know.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
He was like the barber like, do you guys ever
think about death?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yeah, it's like I just like, I feel like it's
such a tough Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, you're right. When he was like, hey, you're a
good guy. You know, like when I wake up.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
And I'm already mad at something and then Anthony wakes
up and I'm like what the fuck And he's like, oh,
this is the day.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's this Tuesday. Yeah, that's what we're doing this Tuesday.
I mean, look, I can see it's a lot of
showing up. Do you get a day off during the week.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
There's no such thing as a day off, so it's.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Like back to back every day and you're like sleep
depriving you. You're eating weird hours and they're like, here's
a slice of cold pizza.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I was eating mostly well, you have break time, but
like you're just so on the go. I was eating
a lot of lunchibles. Yeah, fake fake, it's real food,
but it's design with art and paint and not like
so you can't xaminate it.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, just created.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Food, got like lipsick on it.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Do you remember one of the dates that you felt
like how Joey felt but he voiced it where he's like,
I just don't feel like it today.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah. I ended up throwing up because I drank too
much wine, but I lied and said it was the
drama that was getting to me.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah. I just wanted to be done.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I was like, I'm so tired and over this. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I remember my friend Katie's parents were sophisticated and they
were like kind of European and they gave me wine
for the first time when I was sixteen, and I
drank so much of it that my teeth turned blue
and then I threw up and then her her mom
found me because I was sticking at their house and
I was vomiting from the wine and she was like,
are you okay? And I accused her of giving me

(29:49):
food poisonings s yeah. Wow. Yeah. I was like it
was your food. You gave me me sick, you know what.
That's the kind of elegance eye nice.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
You're right, kittie though, that is such a good point.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Like he came in like a under understandably, just like
a little stressed out, and then everybody is just so
like the I can't imagine the show breeds any level
of self worth in confidence. So then you have all
these you know, twelve year olds that are probably struggling
as we all do in life with self worth, and

(30:25):
he comes in and he's just.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Like and they're like, oh love with him. I'm gonna
throw myself in front of a car.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Like it's all not and all the goals are so
gorgeous and there and they're all like, hav exapt for jest.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
You're having a bad day, I have some pineapple and
uh sausage.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, they're all so gorgeous and like, so then you
have to watch him kissing ten of the hottest women
on earth that are also your friends in front of you,
and you're like, what the fuck.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Do you just get over the group dates?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Like the group days are actually so hard because sure,
especially on this one, because I'm watching the show with
like putting myself back in that space. Oh my god,
all I remember on my group dates with Matt was.
It was so obvious who he liked in that group
setting that you were just like, oh shit. So these
girls are spiraling, probably because they're seeing him, because they're
connecting with these other people, and especially because like you
got to move camera crew, right, So there's moments of

(31:18):
like I don't know, three minutes of like okay, we'e
just hold here while everyone gets re established. And so
there is this small banterer where he's probably talking to
his like top two top girls, and then you have
these like awkward girls who like don't know him, but
they're like fanning over him, and so they're like like
it's like this weird dynamic of like power, and the
leader's like how do I say hi? But like, girl,

(31:39):
it's too late.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, yes, I know, are cute, our cute New Mexico
scientist Caylin. So she kept trying, and it.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Was just like she has to break the curse.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I know they didn't see the episodes. The curse is
not of her. Women in her.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Women family have men in their lives.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No nobody. And she told him that night. It's like
she goes, there's a curse on my family. She's gorgeous
and She's like, there's a curse that She's like, my
mom has four sisters, and no woman in my extended family,
not one woman ever has had a man or like.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Has kept a man or whatever.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Say that those are the glass menagerie, glasnaie.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
My gentleman. He asked me what was wrong? You can
close it. He asked me what was wrong with and
I had blue roses, and he said, I said blue roses.
So that's what he calls us, calls me blue roses.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
That's what That's what I'm talking about. A glass menagerie.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
You can monologue, you can say.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Anything you want, but.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Curse because no one can meet anyone.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
On cold just like crack it.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Like crack it.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
I would say my family's cursed as well, just.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Like Vibey been too hot with being too sexy. Okay,
so then they're going Kelsey's like, I hate it. I've
gotten no intention. I hate it here, I feel insecure.
I hate this. All of this kissing just feels forgotten.
By the way, all these people will get cut. By
the end of the episode, you know, the mood is

(33:28):
going down. The group is feeling really depressed. The chemist
has like hasn't had a one on one. She feels
like she's like not catching up accurate. Lexi is upset,
she's tearing up. It's hard for her. No one's work.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
He's trying to get knocked up. She can't even get that.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
This is the most real conversation.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
So they go they have this a cocktail hour away. Okay,
so Kelsey the front under Kelsey who I thought, I
mean my I picked me Kelsey A.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
She was like, today is teas a stunner too.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Kelsey A was like, today was hard for me. There's
so many emotions from last week, and I don't want
to feel like I want to feel wanted. I don't
want to feel like I'm in the background. And he's like,
that's impossible for you to be in the background. I'm like, well,
we didn't talk to her all day, so she kind
of folly felt in the background. She's like, I want
you to have zero doubts. She goes, I told you

(34:29):
I'm a clutch and I fall fast. I'm falling for you.
I'm falling for you. And then he said, did you
just whisper that? Can you say it one more time?
And then that was cute?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I thought it was more than cute. But maybe this
is like a subdom situation. He's like, did you whisper
for that? Say it again? Yes, jolly, that's secret.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
That would be fun. Well.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
So with that interaction, I was like, oh, I think
and again I've only seen this last episode. I was like,
they seem to have connections.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
They do they actually have? Kelsey A he's my girl,
she's my pick. Yeah. I liked they seem like they
actually had real chemistry. He would You.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Would never say that to a person unless you liked them, Like,
you wouldn't make them like reconfess their love just to
like feel good you're get I just want to hear
if I let you go.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, I'm having a terrible day.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Do you think she's gonna win?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I feel good about her? Daisy and Maria based on
last night's.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Episode, Okay, yeah, all right. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I'm a little biased on Daisy though, because I know
her personally.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
She's adorable.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Wait, I met her one time because we were both
volunteering with six children, and I'm like, of course she's
gonna go far on the show. She's just like all
American perfect girl.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Yes, yeah, she is the Hallmark movie.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
She's so cute. She's so cute. So meanwhile Lexi is, oh, yeah,
So Lexi is like, I gotta talk to you about timing. Listen,
like and this is the most real conversation ever. He's like, well,
I I feel like I want to be engaged for
two to three years and then I went a few

(36:04):
years of marriage and then maybe go for kids. And
she's like, yeah, because here started chewing chewing on her lips.
She started chewing on her lips to the whole thing,
and then she later on goes back to visit him
later in the episode and and basically I actually feel
like this was the most like real case. She's like,

(36:26):
She's like, look this you don't have to be on
the same timeline. But I don't have the luxury of that.
I want a family. I have endometriosis. I may not
be able to have kids. I'm already in my thirties,
Like I can't wait for six years to start.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I know people who have been like multiple IVF and
it has taken years.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yes, And I'm like, I mean, good for that was
the most sincerely practical like here for my husband here
to have been like not here to become an influencer
like she was lovely.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah. I was a big fan.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
When she like revealed that on the dinner, I'm like,
can you imagine? Like I just also felt like if
we take everything for granted, like there's this woman that like, yeah,
has this horrible thing happened. Of course it's not on
him that he doesn't know the word, and.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Yeah, but yeah, I was like, this is a this
is like a real conversation.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, but also just a huge problem for women, you
know what I mean. And it's so real. And then
you come on a show where.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
It's like no offense straight women, but it's like, you know, marriage, kids,
marriage kids, you know what. And so you have this
all this pressure and like you're about you're also like
dating and you know you might like because for all
she knew, he would be like I want three babies tomorrow.
So you have to address it. Yeah, and you can't
even just be like I like the office or I

(37:49):
like the AA.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
It was, oh god, my heart like broke for her.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
I know that she wasn't mean about it. She's like,
you don't have to be and you don't I'm not
going to try and change.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, she was like, and there's nothing wrong with you like,
it's totally fine, but that doesn't work for me. And
you can see him being like, wait, what do.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
You think she has boucherrette material?

Speaker 7 (38:08):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I don't think she does.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
I think that's tough to get like thirty dudes who
you're like, And as soon as we get engaged, yeah,
we are working on getting knocked.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Out, I would be She's she's a catch.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I really, she's such a cat.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
I do think now that she's been on this platform,
everybody will know. The guys will swooped up quick.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
It happens a lot after the show. You see all
these like really great men and women all of a
sudden engaged like in the real world.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yes, okay, the magic formula, the magic and yeah, and she's.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Like she put out there, she stood on her business.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
She did yeh.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Is she the one that went to the mi T
summer program program?

Speaker 7 (38:43):
There you go there, We never forget digital strategy.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
So then Jen a post Joey and he was like,
you did a really good job of checking in with
me just to touch the smile. You're just dumb conversation to.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
The dumb conversation, your touch, your smile, your dumb conversation.
Thank you, She's dumb conversation.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Pretty god, your smile, your dumb conversation. Wow, Joey, thank you.
You make a woman feel so scene. I like, she's
in the Winter Winner.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
One day, they had like the drone show and she's like, oh,
so funny name. I know.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Literally, she didn't give a fuck about the most amazing drone.
She didn't give a ship. She's so hot. Men have
been doing drone shows for her every day since she
was eighteen.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Oh another drone show, our original Joey.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, good job. So then they go and so so
she took a spaceship to the to the uh mansion.
She goes, I am falling for you and it scares
the shit out of me. And he I don't know
what was the edit, but I felt like he did
like the Luck of the Irish, like you'll click, like

(39:52):
I just like like a start. He was like he's
exiting and Kelsey like this. He's like like he seems
so horny for this dumb conversation, Like I feel like
he was. He was like I'm not allowed to say yeah,
but like Jen's felt like I think he seemed they
edited it where he seemed more excited for Jen than Kelsey,
even though I felt like, I think he likes conversation,

(40:15):
I like dumb comed.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
He was the one that he was like, don't look
at my feet when yeah, yeah, dipping their.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Toes so much like a real relationship, you know, I mean,
who who do you think he was more excited, Kelsey
or Jen?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I think Kelsey. Okay, But what I'll say about Jen
is there's a lot of times people cling onto like
comfort relationships on the show because it is so much
work to be like, so your parent died, oh and
you want kids or whatever, and so if you're just
having those comfortable, easy going, quote dumb conversations, those are
the people you want to keep around. Like, I'm going
through this, I might as well enjoy it a little bit.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Honestly.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That's me dating in real life. I'm like, I just
want to make jokes about love is blind, you know
what I mean, Like, I don't want to just like
keep getting it, Like, let's just make little jokes. Yeah, Okay,
we're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back,
and we're talking about Jess who gets eliminated quickly?

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Oh bone zone, Time.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
For the bone zone and We're back. Last week Aaron
and Jess Aaron and Jess. Aaron couldn't believe that He's
like who comes to a podcast and cannot make it
through the podcast without having snacks? You can believe the snackles.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I mean, how can you possibly look at string cheese
and not eat it?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
How can you look at string cheese and cashew and
not want to peel uses and wrap it around a
cash you like a cashew cheese sandwich.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
And I didn't do this because I knew it was
like because one time I did that and I.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Was like, no, well, we do the cashews because they're
softer than the almonds, because so there is a soft nut.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
You know, I've been a fan of soft nuts my
whole are lying, You are lying never you know?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Can I also just say last week we did not
talk about the date where Joey went on the Flamenco
date and were the high heel boots and the shorts
because literally I watched the episode and did not see
that date. So I watched with Rachel and.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
He was wearing shorts and they made him put on
the Flamenco dancing.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
So did we both see a copy that, like if
you don't remember it either, because we have the same link.
I didn't see it.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
I watched the link early, but like I watched.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
The whole thing because then I watched at the end
when Jen said, here's my stethoscope, so I saw the stethoscope.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
I didn't hear the date, but I remember shorts or
high heels and.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Dance well sometimes.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
But wait, Katie doesn't remember it either, and we both
watched the same so he went, they did like a Flamenco.
They put on a performance and they gave him Flamenco
boots with like high heels. I didn't see it either.
I don't Katie, and I watched his version where that
date was not in it, I think, And I just
want to say it was fun to see him in
shorts and high heeled boot and Rachel is nice, but

(43:11):
you're right, she's sweet and comforting, but it's not the
dumb conversation.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
No, no, I I remember that date, but I was.
I don't remember a single thing they said. iOS.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I can tell you, having rewatched it last night, I've
never seen that before. I'm you to watch it now
because now I'm curious if I Okay, that makes me
feel better because I I was literally like, what the
fact that you also didn't see it?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
You both have drinking problems.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You know what you.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Do not drink?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, and we're back something about Rachel.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yes, I think every season I'm like, Oh, that's the
that's the girl you're you're supposed to like.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I think Rachel's like total package.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, she's a nerd, like she's a babe.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
She is a catch and a half. But I think
he's trying to convince himself to like her.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
They keep showing this like coming up of Rachel and
I guess it's next week and in Canada and Jasper
she's wearing like flannel and she just like she's like,
she goes, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
It just cracks me up. Every did you have to
do your own hair and makeup in Matt season?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Is that hard?

Speaker 7 (44:22):
It was?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Don't a little?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Girls shared like tips and tricks and stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Was there somebody that was really good at it?

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, there always is. I mean in this group of girls,
they're gorgeous and a lot younger, so I just feel
like they're like on it.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
They seem on it, and honestly, they actually seem more
natural sort of like like I feel like Maria doesn't
put much make it like that. Someone's like, well, look
at like this is like a really very stunning kind
of more natural group of like I mean, they're always
gorgeous on this show, but I'm like, oh, they're not.
They're just sort of like showing up like wow, holy
canoly Okay, So here we are. So Jess is in

(44:56):
her head and she's emotional and it's hard because she's
seeing him can next she's falling for him, So she
decides to tell him. She's like, h Mike, I'm falling
for you. And then he's like, oh, that makes me
feel so good. The problem is I feel like I
should also be falling for you and I'm not.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
So uh.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I just can't picture that my gut. And then she's
like what happened? She's like did I do something? And
then she's like she's then she's immediately in the suburban stunned.
She's like, I did not see this coming.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I'm like we all saw it coming. Yeah, But I
really like her. You did like a fun personality.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
You even when she said kissie poo in the beginningochi pooh.
She I always get her mixed up with she was
kissy poo smoochi poo. In the beginning, she came out
swinging and then she and then she chilled out, and
then she kept also stealing. She kept interrupting other women
and then got very mad when Maria did it.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Okay, I am confusing her with someone else.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
No, she kind of sucked.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Yeah, she had. She calmed down and then she would
suck and then she'd have good.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
She opening games, She's like, I'm gonna be the villain
and then she's like, I'm just kidding, I'm not the villain,
which is okay, and then you know it is what
it is. So then so then she leaves and yes,
I know to the honestly mean.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying, Like, I bet you
she really did not see it coming. She probably didn't
get to pack her bag, and the handler probably for her.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
That's fucked.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
And you aren't prepared and you do make connections.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
With these girls, and so who is your best friend
in the hotel? Oh?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Well, I was in different kind of season. I was
like a little black sheep, right, and we had a
roommate because it was so it was kind of like
separated a little bit.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Who is your roommate?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Kit was my roommate and she's the youngest in the
house and I was the oldest in the house. And
we came from different like social classes. We have nothing
in common, right or Washington?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, yeah, the roommate of it all the roommate. It's
like a college placement, just like luck of the draw.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, you know, it's funny because they ask you, you know,
who would you not want room with, which is like,
you're so mean, You're still uneducated going in and you
just like have the best experience in your head and like, well,
you know, Kit, she's a little younger Queen Victoria seems
like not great, you know. And then they're like cool,
Kit is your roommate, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
That up strategy. Then when they're like, what are you
afraid of heights? Okay, you're getting going, uh, you know,
like spiders, stick your hand propelled down the Empire State Building,
I am first.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
If you're ever going, you have to just lie and
be like, oh, I'm really scared of. I loves bankets,
I love heights so much. I'm really scared of just
like I'm scared of watching.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
The beach and drinking. Margarite is terrified.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I scared of absolutely terribly around and watching reality dating shows.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I hate Oh my god, I hate massages.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Oh my god, catch me. They hate cats, okay, So
then so then I'm so scared of cats. So don't
send me to a cat cafe withever. You know, I'm
really allergic and afraid of cats.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Meanwhile, I hate money.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I hate money. I hate shopping. I don't want to
be spoiled on a shopping day. Scared, you know, I
have a fear of it, of phobia. It's really triggering
for me. It's okay, So then he feels terrible, she
feels stupid, and then off she goes. Now there's a
rumor that Paradise isn't gonna happen. What are we gonna

(48:41):
do with these gals? We need them on the beach.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
No, I love it because if it, if it does
come back, there at least some space in between. Because
what's happening now is like so many people are talking
before the show. It kind of takes away from the
experience and social experiment. And so now if and when
it comes back, I'm assuming there'll be a couple of
seasons say yeah, really bring it back to best.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
It's nice having you here.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Arete not in the v P?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I mean allegedly it might not be coming back. But
they are doing Golden Bachelorette this fall, and there was
rumors that they were talking to Susan Lucci.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
And potentially a Golden vi P which would wait.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Which would be but Susan to be the Bachelorette because
she's never won, because she's because she's a widow.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
No, but remember the whole Susan.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
She won one. I met Anna, and I met her
at Bravo con when I was playing Amazing. I know
she was gorge this big, she's as tall as this
glass and she's just she's like this here she is,
She's gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Who is the audience because like, if it's younger people,
do they know who she is?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
She's so pretty and sweet.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Now, Gary Jerry was bute women from first round.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
There were so many.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Civilian I mean I loved Susan Jenner. Okay, Kathy be
too much, Kathy would be wild, Okay, Okay. So he
goes on a date with Kelsey t and they go
to an aerial date a circasole as a person who
gets motion secness. I mean, even watching it, I felt

(50:25):
like they had chemistry. I felt like they were sexy.
Look it looks fun because I love activities. I love
an activity like I if I could be not in
my body make up, like I can do roller coasters
all day long, I can't do it. I can't do teacup.
And I gotta say it looks fun. I want to
do it. I'm physical, I'm active. I like to climb

(50:47):
around like Reese's monkey.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
You should do those like aerial ribbon classes.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I should will. I'll do it. Have my birthday party
next year with Elementary. I'll hang over the fire pit,
scampering on my little string lights, my cat phay lights,
just doing a nude fire The birthday girl will be
doing a nude performance.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Arden really took it up. And this year she's on
the roof.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
She's on the roof. She's on the roof. Mintans is
gonna catch me and just like carry me down. Okay,
So they're doing it and he got really dizzy.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
You know what I was picturing. I was picturing behind
the scenes, the producers being like, we gotta do a
few more takes. To keep going, keep going, keep going.
I don't I don't know if that's true. But like
he's so nauseous, which is a horrible way to start
a date. I'm like, horror, that's happening. They're like, just
a few more times, We're almost done. We're almost done.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
So they kept You're right, they kept look spinning miserable. Okay,
oh oh oh yeah. It's an open and a close.
It's an open and a close. He looked miserable. They
have Kevin, She calls him Joey Joe, Joey Joe.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Joey Joe.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
What am I gonna do with you? Then we hear
this story, and I feel like the whole internet is
like what Googlers? What religion is it? We have it
narrowed down before. We have on the dock Pentecostal. We
have Jehoa Jehovah. We have Scientology and Mormon.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
What which one doesn't want you to go to college?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Where she's from.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
Here?

Speaker 7 (52:19):
I don't know where she's originally from.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
I know which one wouldn't want you to go to.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
I mean Mormon would be like going a mission maybe, or.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Just only Mormon college.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Anyway we need? Is there a Reddit thread.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I'm sure there is.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
We need to know.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
What it was, psychology or like more white. Honestly, I
feel if it's.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Like a Pentecostal or Jehovah.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Yeah, that that is probably. I mean, I'm not talking
turned I don't think. I think that is more primarily
African American witness.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
There again, that was my guest, I said, because I
had a friend who oh got excommunicating.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
There was a kid in my class growing up, like
in my school that was Jehovah's witness, and I remember
she wasn't allowed to celebrate anyone's birthday with us, and
like she couldn't have the cupcakes that everyone brought, and
instead she just had a sad box of fruit roll
ups and she would get a fruit roll and she
couldn't sing, and she couldn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And I was that.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
I didn't realized it was that strict.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I like fruit roll ups, but that's hard. I don't
want her for my birthday.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
It's a third grader, not cool.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
No, that's truck to be like, Nah, I'm going to
be an actor.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Apparently she was in Barbie.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Yeah she wasn't Barbie. I had to go look at
her Instagram.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Religion.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Okay, so here you go. So she's liking him, and
she feels her she doesn't have the best relationship with
her dad. She was super close growing up. That wasn't
my dad, And then he stopped talking to me about religion.
He wanted to be a focus on that, and she
chose to go to college. He didn't want her to
do college. He has to be in the religion. It's
not allowed. So then they stopped talking. So then she

(53:54):
went to live with her mom, and then it's hard
when someone goes away. Now occasionally she talks to her dad.
She wants a husband, she wants to feel and give love.
Joey Joe Joey Joe and.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I feel like they like each other too. Yeah, there's
chemistry on that.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
There's chemistry. There's chemistry.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
And when you start calling someone like a nickname and
you're comfortable doing that.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
That's a bold thing.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I'm like, did she know what Joey Joe like? Where
did Joey Joe? Joey Joe? It is cute. I like
her too.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
I wanted to murder her father. Yeah, I have it's
a trigger. Not gonna lie organized religion.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Okay, So that's just on me, okay, but I had
a pause it yes, and then I was like.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
You had feelings.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
You would literally give up a relationship with your daughter
based on uh, you know, here's say, okay, yeah, some
stories that have been passed. This is so sad.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
She said that she in high school, she joined a
theater class and she decides she wanted to like pursue acting,
but she was a full blown Jeovah's witnessed and she
knew the two couldn't co exist. So she decided to
leave her religion and she went to kel State Northridge
and from that area. Yeah, and then she said she
was so separated from society she didn't even realize.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
She didn't even realize that.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
She had to play ketch up.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Like it's kind of like, yeah, you know, like Orthodox
Jews is the same way, Like they don't teach them
how to do anything in life. They shelter them so much,
and then when if they leave the religion, they're like,
I don't do anything.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
It's so sad cheering for her, I know.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
And what an interesting thing to now be on the Bachelor,
you know what I mean? Like if you're playing ketch up
and now you're in this. They're like, whoa, that's a
what a.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
What a While she's putting herself out there, she could
be the bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
Absolutely, Oh yeah, I would like to see her best.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
She would be a fun bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
She'd be a fun bachelorette. When they approached you, were
you so excited?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I was very surprised, to be honest, because I was
dildo girl.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Oh my god. They were so they were they couldn't
believe a woman owned a vibrator.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
They literally like was like, so like, I remember your
ad campaign.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Was like what's the bus?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
It's like what I was like, can we okay, we
get it, women have vibrators.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Were you allowed to nix that or no? No.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I was trying to be like, it's so easy to
work with it.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
I know.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
I did.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
What you want, whatever you want to wear. I'm like,
I'm so cool, I'm gonna and then by the end,
I'm like, book my fucking flight. Yes, you're tired.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
By the end, I mean I will.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Say, look, I have a few permanent injuries on my
body from early acting jobs of trying to be a good.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Sport, say vibrators. I was like where is.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I knocked out it too? I've blown out all no,
like I have like a permanently crooked spine from like
Mad TV, like threw me on the ground on roller skates. Like. Also,
here's the thing. If you ever get injured, if you're
an actor and you ever get injured, ask for workman's
comp Like nobody ever was like, hey, you should fill
this out, like like just certain things. Like I was

(56:59):
always just trying to be easy, and it's like you're like, okay, no,
it's fine, I'm fine. I just want to get a sketchhot.
It's like, just always make sure you ask for work.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
To stay down on the floor.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, don't move, don't move, don't do that when you're
trying to the good sport itis. And then you're like, oh,
I'm like, you know, on my back, I know, I
got know. They couldn't believe that a woman would.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Have a vibrator.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Yeah, that's like women masturbate.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
No no, that's not what Mickey approves.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Okay, so then we have that's.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
All right.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Should we take a quick break and then come back
for second one on one date? Oh my god, No
they did not. No, they did not. Oh yes they did,

(57:55):
and we're back. Okay, Maria, this is where he did
perk up. He did cheer up. Maria is fun.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
She stands out.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
She stands out. I want to say, Katie, if your
link was like my link, you didn't see her talking
about her mom last week either, then you didn't see it.
We had the same link. That's what happened. There was
a chat. So last week we.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Her mom left. Okay, yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I remember that. So her what happened with that her
mom left? What happened?

Speaker 5 (58:24):
They got into a car accident. Wait, there was something
like a the car she got really hurt, and it
sounded like her mom just couldn't handle the emotional stress
of it, her.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Little thing, I know. And then it's her mom like
out of the picture completely.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
I don't remember what she said.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
So she's it.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Sounds like she said that they were just now starting
to like work on it and try, and that's hard.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
About your mama. So then so then they go out
there's a Rolls Royce limo and she goes He's like,
you know, it's been very hard. And then she said
that she made it. That's what she said, joke, And
I love.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
She's so normal, she's so mean comfortable, she's so sexy.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
She also has bachelorette material or winter material.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Based on I would love if she was bachelor so great,
it would like go back to the days of like the
Caitlin Bristow.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Yes, you think she has winter material?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, I only say that because Rachel krconnell had the
shopping day on Matt season. Yes, and went far and one.
You know, yes, that is a strong in a formula interstitistically.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Wow, No she' no. You haven't seen the whole season,
but she has been sort of but I think it's
mostly been envy. She's a lot of the gals have
had an issue with her, but I think it's mostly
because she's so there. Early on she did say I'm
gonna slip into something more comfortable, and she came back
basically and like pasties. Yeah, and it worked and he

(59:59):
was like whoa. That was on a group date. She
was already in a little like mini dress. She said
I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable, and
she did.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
She actually came back Wenpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
She came back from like a bikini and then he
was like, well, and then they just started making out,
and the other girls were like, fuck, Maria, he's a
fucking she knows she's two faced. It's like, she's just
really good at this game and hot.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
But then she also.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Started a lot of drama because Medina, who's thirty one,
said how she felt old, and Maria said to somebody,
she's not that old, and then that just started.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
He said that she was shaming that she was shaming
Medina for not validating she was shaming her feelings around aging,
even though she was saying, you should feel good about yourself.
It's just good. It's cool that you're thirty one, and
people were like, how dare you invalidate the fact that
she feels insecure about being like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
The girls on the show?

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Yeah, there was a few main ones who were like
real this one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Girl, Sydney was like, I think they were just bad
because she's hot, fun and he's horning for her and
they can't handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Well, like I told you, I was a black sheep
on my season and then became the bachelorette, So maybe
maybe she is in the running for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
How did you find is there a round of discussions
to be the bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I mean I'm sure behind the scenes, like I don't
know or did you just.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Get a call and they were like do you want
to be a bachelors.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Well they were just like stay single, but like you're not.
But like a lot of girls get told that, so
you don't you just like whatever, you know, like as
you were leaving, not when I was leaving, like like
it was like right around the Christmas time, Like I
went home in October and then it was December that
I was told like, hey, mery Christmas. Also like are
you single?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
And I was like, yeah, that's excited. I just got
excited for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I just got this is old news now that again
I was happy for you. It was a great experience.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I mean, when when did you start doing stand up?
A little over a year ago and what was your
first show?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Okay, technically my very first show ever before even in
open mic was opening for Whitney Cummings, whoa.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
Yeah remember this because how did the clip went viral?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
So what happened? How did it happen?

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Well? I was on her podcast and when worked, I
was like, oh, I've been wanting to do open mic.
But the pandemic had all the club shut down. She's like, oh,
you could come open for me, and so you can't
say no opportunity, no, even though I was not ready,
and I was like yeah, yeah, So I had a
month to write something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Oh my god, and I went up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I had a blast, and I prefaced it with the
audience like, hey, guys, is my first time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh. They were super supportive.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So at the time I was like, I killed it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Now, knowing what I know, I absolutely did not kill it.
So cute hard position. Yeah, how long? How long was
your for? How long was the whitney? How many minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I supposed to be ten? I'm sure in the like
like he of it all, I was like it's probably
the six maybe, yeah yeah, And I was like drinking
because you know, you're nervous, and then we were running late,
so by the time I was buzzed, it turned into
like drunk, you know, and then I'm on stage like
I shit myself this one, you know, like stupid stand yay.
But since then, I've like done it the correct way
of like open mics people's shows. I've produced my own

(01:02:58):
shows here and there. So good for you. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Good job honestly if you can, if your first show is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Opening for Whitney, like just the pressure and the yeah
stuff like that, Like that's I mean, that's like what
you lead up to and be stressed about. So you're like,
all right, review mirror, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Well, and then to go back and like do that,
like to put in the time and do it that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Well, yeah, you know you don't want to like skip
the line. I'm like, I'll put on the work, I'll
bark on the streets. I'm doing it right, Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Well that's I mean honestly, like you could not do that. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden you get that's the
that's the hardest thing I think for for people that's
starting out that have any sort of already like fame
or celebrity or whatever. They just assume, Oh, you want
to do stand up here? Why don't you go headline
the Beacon Theater right, Like they're like, oh, I can

(01:03:50):
do that, and yeah, no, no, yeah, because it's just
it's too I just yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Well because at the end of art, it's it is
too hard. I I remember when when I was on
MeTV and Chelsea lately, like I was getting offers because
I done improv and I've done improv, and I was like,
it is Bobby Lee brought me to his apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Bobby.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I love Bobby.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
It's so crazy. But he was the one that was like,
he was like, hey, Alreadie, you're the only one that's
like not making money from this. And he's like, so
he brought and I was getting offers and I was like, no, no,
I knew. I was like, just because I play soccer
doesn't mean I play baseball, you know, like so so
I he he brought me to his house and he
gave me a lesson in his kitchen, and he was like,

(01:04:32):
he was like, okay, first things first, he's like, you
think the host, and then he's like, he goes, and
are you a He goes, are you a mic? And
he's like, and the physical aspect, are you a mic
in the stand? Kind of a gal? Or you move around?
He was, I think you're a move around. So you're
gonna take the stick stand, put it behind you, and
then you're gonna put it back when you're done, so

(01:04:52):
that so you're not blocking the view. You put it
behind you. So you can move around. And then it
was also like a like fifteen years he was like.
He was like, Also, he's like, you're cute girl, so
the crowd isn't gonna want to like you. He's like,
so you should probably insult yourself somehow, like how you look,
so that people don't think that you think you're all that.
He's like, so make some jokes. He goes like, for example,
I looked up my shirt and I say that I

(01:05:13):
look like an oyster. I was like oh, and then
he goes, I know, but like but he was just
like he was like and he that's right. He was like,
he was like, so, thank the host, put the thing.
Make make fun of yourself out of the gate. And
then he was like and then he's like, and this
is how I write. And he took down like he
was like, Okay, I take a topic and I like

(01:05:34):
make a bubble around it and I write like, oh,
He's like, whatever, like Taco Bell, how do I feel
about it? Like I'm afraid of it? I like like
like I'm addicted to it. I'm horny for it. I
think it's discussing. And then he's like and then and
he's again. Then each one I have asked questions and
bubbles out and that's how I get. So it was like,
but it was one of those things where so he

(01:05:56):
also was like, he's like, so you're gonna open for me?
It was me and Jordan Peel. He was like, you
and Jordan are going to come open for me at
the ice House.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
It did not go well for him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Jordan really fucked up easily. I think I saw him
working at Staples. So Jordan, he's like, you and Jordan
are going to come open for me at the ice
House in a month. You have a month to get
like ten minutes together. So I went to New York
because I felt like in LA people would be like, oh,
I knew her from I was already on a sketch show.

(01:06:25):
I was like, but I was an improviser and a
sketch person, not a stand up. So I didn't want
to come here where there were steaks and everyone would
be like, why aren't they It's like, I don't know
how to do this yet. And then so I went
to New York and I was like, I'm just gonna go.
I did a ton of Brooklyn shows and I got
like my ten minutes together Jordan and I drove together terrified,
but like it was just like and that sort of

(01:06:47):
got me going of like putting it, like just going
and like and like kept spending time in New York,
so I felt like I had privacy to be bad.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Yeah, that's that's the thing that's probably gonna be the
hardest thing for you, because they know you and you're like,
doesn't mean I am a professional stand up gud.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
I was open mics and sometimes like people don't recognize me,
and I love that the second someone does, like it's
so obvious because they whisper, they pull their phone to
change my whole set to like address it because the
other room is like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Yeah, So I've been able to navigate it decently.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
But good for you for giving yourself like that you
want to do it, and giving yourself like the privacy
and the opportunity to just be like I'm gonna fucking
do it and like let them take the picture and
then still show up and do it anyway. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Another ad Go and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Take an ad break. That was our stand up lesson.
It's the only podcast about stand up, grief and stand
up that's brief stand up, I need a sexual time
out and are back. They're shopping. He's like, he's like,

(01:07:54):
I have fun with Maria. She's an enigma. We're going
shopping at Claudette. You could tell she didn't like the
Claudette closed, but she was like, it's not my style,
but hey, I'm a good sport and uh, I thought
she looked adorable. They picked a sequin dress and like, like,
she looks so cute.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
They tailored that dress so quick. Yeah, they were all
huge because she's tiny, and then when she walked, I
was like, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Quickly every dress she put on was so swimming on
her because she's so tiny, and then like they tailored
it fast.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
Done.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah, she looked great.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Yeah, it was probably just like a bunch of ribber bands.
Film from your back. It was just like just like
chip clips, yeah, rubber bands.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, it's possible to it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
So he picked the dress and sort of a subdom
thing he picked.

Speaker 6 (01:08:45):
He dressed her up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
He's like, that's the dress, and then she's like say tim,
and then they go to the helicopter. She starts crying.
She's like, I don't I don't want to jump out
of that and It's like, I don't think they're going
to throw you out of a hell.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
You ever know though?

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
She's like, I've watched the show earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
She did say she's scared of Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Yes, that's what I don't say.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
You can't reveal it. Yeah, if they were like, we
dressed you up just to make you skydive and a
fancy outfit, that would be.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Next for believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
So then she was very emotional. He needed today. She's like, look,
I can be in my head and she's like, and
that goes away with Joey. I like everything about Joey.
I feel like I'm already falling for him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
She said.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
In the past, I was the guy and he dangled
the idea of an engagement, but he was it was
far in the future, so she left. So it sounds
like she actually wants to get married, which is surprising.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
How old is she?

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
She's young, Oh she is. This was like twenty five's adult,
all right, she's an adult. She's not like twenty three.
I'm like, Okay, you're gonna be fine.

Speaker 7 (01:09:50):
Leyah, that's what Leyah was twenty three and I was like,
she felt twenty three, don't worry. Yeah, you'll feel better
in a few years.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah you're twenty three year Okay, you're gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Time I felt like it was like I forgot about
the dress up dates but like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
A pretty woman.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
And then so I was like, okay, they'll take the
helicopter to the opera.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
And then they didn't go anywhere. The whole time, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Eating the hand, eating the hand, but the box of
the pirate the diamond when he when he goes, she
shows the diamond and Vivian goes to get it and
he grabs her hand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Yeah, they love movie references. They love a movie snuck
into the show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Okay, how did you like the opera? I liked it
so much I mouse peed my pants. Yes, what Pirates
of pens In?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Oh my god, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
I like that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Don't have I I just.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Rella And then they came back down.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
So then he's like, look, she's like I just He's like, well,
I want to know that, like I want at the
end of this there's an engagement and a marriage if
it's right, And she's like, I'm not the best at
articulating how I feel, but I am falling for you.
In ways I didn't expect and you make me very happy.

(01:11:10):
And then Feist comes out, who huge, huge.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Get Michael Bolton and wow the money.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
I'm like, yeah, they spent money on the musical acts.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
More than the surprises and show starts.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
They started with Billy and Golden Bachelorette. That's why they
had to get rid of Paradis because they also said, like,
don't stop.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Believing Taylor Swiss song on Golden and they also had
kat Davis.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
They spent They had Taylors who after the commercials for.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
The gold thing, they kept playing enchanted.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Whoa, there's nobody, there's no money.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
The altar of what he's going to propose is going
to be Like in the hotel room.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
He said, I can see a future with Maria. They
were dancing to fight. This is working. I am letting
go of the worries. I know I'm going to find
my wife. I mean, so you think Katie thurstay, yes,
do you think she's gonna win more than Kelsey, more
than Daisy?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I think her personality is too strong to be the winner. Claurette.
And that's the thing if people forget is everyone has
like their favorites and stuff, which is fine. Like there's
a lot of great women, but she has the personality
to lead a group of thirty men. Yeah, and I
don't see that with anybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
It's interesting that they have fiery bachelorette and generally bland
guys where they're like, don'try America. They're not gonna fuck
your daughter, you know what I mean, Like they don't
get the horny like Nick Fayel is sort of the
most exciting one that they had, Like they generally go
for like like a what's his lat zach?

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
You know, like because women make the show, they don't
he's throwing a guy doesn't matter whoever is fine. The
women are the ones making the show. Yeah, and that's
why you have to really good bacheorette because she has
to like guide these men on how to make a show.

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
I do enjoy more when I'm actually attracted to the Bachelor,
which is happening now. Yeah, Like Matt Matt James was hot,
but he got a bad edit. He always well they
also he hadn't been through the machine and so I
think that he was a little bit shy and also
was coming off of Black Lives Matter, where like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
They like COVID.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Yeah, they didn't have his back in a way like
I felt like they like, I don't know, I felt
like he wasn't even protected.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
He also wasn't able to showcase his like he's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
They are so cute together on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
And it's like they're so cute, and he was like
good on Dance with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I'm really rooting for them. Yeah, okay, so then here
we go. So that so that's the end of that date.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
He's come a long way, by the way, Maria, Yeah,
the first couple of episodes, I was like, really liked her,
but I was like, oh that, like he just he
wants to bang her.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Now I'm like, I think he likes her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I agree with Katie though. I think he likes her too.
I think she'll make it to top three. I don't
think she'll be Top two. I think she might be bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Yeah that would be I would like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
By the way, the way he started her date was graad.
He goes, I'm so excited to see I'm so happy
to see him, so excited to spend this day with you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
And you believe that's how that's how you started day
and I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Believed it for Saggy diaper.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
On the group day, Saggi dipes here. So here we
are and he's falling in love. And you know, Lexi
has a pit in her stomach. So she goes and
talks to him. She she basically self eliminates. He cannot
believe it. He's stunned, he's crushed. That threw him right
back to Soggi diaper. He had went from the high

(01:14:42):
have been with Maria right back to Soggi dipes and uh.
And he's like, you know what, She's like, he doesn't
need to be ready. That's okay. I'm ready and I'm
out of here. And I was like, wow, Lexi very cool.

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
Yeah yeah, I got a summer program and I'm teach it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
D Yeah exactly, and I'm on it. I'm hot, and
I'm like worried, I'm my lips and I'm gonna go like,
I'm gonna go deal with this. So then we have
the cocktail party. Daisy, our girl, Daisy whips off her
shoes and she goes, can you give me a foot massage?
Every night? Multiple times a night. Hard.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I was like, oh, okay, Daisy, she's gonna go far
because she's like, I should tell you something that's like
fairly serious. And the fact that she got to use
us one on one time to not be serious yes,
tells me that their connection is already like pretty solid
so that they can be goofy during.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
These Yes, I think she's gonna be bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
She'd be a great bachelor as well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
She'd be a great bachelor. Maria would be the queen
of si Alita.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Yeah she could.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
She'd be good first stand, you know what I mean,
she could be the good first one down. So then
we have Jen teaches some piano in front in front
of all of the ladies. Oh that was tough, was.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
I didn't like that she does And even though I
don't know if she's a girl's girl, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:16:01):
I would have awkwardly tried to roll the piano to
the other room, feel.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Underneath to take the man on the other room. Yeah,
that was I did like who he went to talk to?
Who was Rachel? That was like nice piano lesson.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
It was so funny. Yeah, there's something about Jen that
I'm not like sold on.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Yes, it's like I don't I just feel like it's
a performance. Yes, yeah, so then we have there's three
roses they're cutting, so we've already lost Jess. Lexi's self eliminated,
so now we're down. And he cut the fucking Leah
who got punished for burning her letter, and then he

(01:16:43):
cut our steet scientist Caitlin and Rachel starts sobbing, and
Leah feels like she wasn't given a chance. It's like, well,
the producer was like, do you have any regrets?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Are you sure you don't have any regrets?

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
They're just asking used that card to steal Maria's dames.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
They're setting the tone for future episodes or the future
seasons of like this is the only chance. Don't burn
the car, stopping burn the car.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
So then they're going they're like, there, so there's no
part of you. There's not one part of you that
has any regrets.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Should we rewind the tape when you burn the card,
you dumb bitch?

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Okay, So then they're like, guess what we're off to?
Jasper Canada?

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
Beautiful?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
I mean it looks stunning, but everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Was like, okay, I won't know what what's that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Were like, I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Still think it's weird though.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
They went from like they went to Spain back to
Montreal to Jasper. It's like, maybe go Montreal Jasper, then
we're gonna end in Spain.

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I also thought everyone was gonna be like it's Jim Jasper, like,
oh it's Jamaica.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
No, it's cold.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
Yes, there's beautiful to be stoked.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Yeah, I know, it looks beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
I feel like they're there.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
It's murder is Yeah, it's well.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
And then it looks like they end in like an island.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Yeah, that was the final Where was your final? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
I was she was Mexican New Mexico only I went
for Matt's Farmington, Pennsylvania's.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Can I ask you as a lead if they had
given a guy a card like you can steal a
one on one day and you asked somebody and then
some guys like me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
When do you have been like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I don't know because it is such like a gameplay,
you know, so like it just depends if I liked
him or not. I guess yeah, because it get.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
To pick did you get to pick who got the
one on ones? Kind of?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I mean like you're like you're your help, you're assisted
you know, it's like, well, don't worry, like you you'll
have time later, you know. So at the beginning you're
really gonna be like whatever you say, boss, you know,
and to the end you're like, we're gonna go ahead
and negotiate. Yeah, I need to see this person. What
what do we need to do, gues.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
I like this business, the business that you would pick everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
I mean, you give your opinions. They they need to
make a TV show.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
No, no, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, you know, like you're saying, sometimes they keep your
picks like for later, because if you fall in love
like too quickly. Yeah, you know, you're not gonna be
able to sell like your romance to leave losers that
you're sending home. Well, here we are, fred I never
like to you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
We are gonna make We're gonna pick our top three
in order and next Bachelorette. But before then, we're gonna
we had so many great reviews. Here are some of
our fun reviews. You know what I said. We're trying
all of our listeners. They're doing it. Ask and you
shall receive. We've been we've been trying to get to

(01:19:57):
three thousand this year, and we are up to I'll
tell you exactly the exact number of podcasts reviews. So
if you go to your phone and you just scroll
down and you hit we have two and seventy four reviews,
that's pretty great. Yeah, so here's another one. Jim Jeffries
and Gareth Podcast. I truly love and enjoy every single

(01:20:18):
episode and all of the guests. This is from Morgan
Bats five stars. However, Jim Jeffries and Gareth Reynolds are
so freaking hysterical. I cry laughing at these two. I
need more of them on here.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Thank you for the.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Podcast gold Arden. Love to you all XO. I mean
that's a nice review.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
That is so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
That's yo.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
We love you. We Also here's another one, Happy Birthday
Jim Jeffries. I asked for that and they did it.
Thank you clearly the best. This is the funniest podcast
with the best guest hosts. I look forward to the
show every week. My favorite episodes are when you have
Jim and Gareth together. It doesn't get any funnier better
than this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Of course, you guys, you've got good things.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Guess what Jim Jefferies is coming on with Wells in
a couple of weeks. That's gonna be fun. I got
wells back you guys. That's gonna be real, real fun. Yeah,
we appreciate all of you, so please go keep keep
them coming. Let's get to three thousand, keep us on. iHeart.
We love to be there. Thank you, iHeart. And let's
go do our tweet of the week. We got we guys,

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we did. We got a really good email. Rose Podcasts
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Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
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It Carlic. Can we confirm the names were kept in full?

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
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Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
PS.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
If you case you read this on the pod, you
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my shop after hearing about us, so that's the Brewing
Good Coffee Company in Savage Maryland. She came to my
shop after hearing about us on weeks up the shows,
but Myrista didn't know to stop everything and come get
me so I could make a new friend. They must

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be great if they love this show, so I hope
they hear this and that they come back and we
can start having Bachelor viewings at the shop? What an email?
What any email?

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Who wants to go first? Top three in order in
bachelorette order? Okay, I'm gonna let Anna you go first,
and I'm gonna let Katie make her picks. So starting
at number.

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
Three, I'm gonna say number three. Starting number three, i'm
gonna say Rachel.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Okay, we'll be the second runner. You think that they
have that much chemistry. He's gonna take her to fantasy suit?

Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
Lex really threw me for a loop.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Okay, who's number two?

Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
I'm gonna say Daisy?

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Okay, And who's number one?

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Kelsey?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
So you don't think he's gonna take Maria to fantasy suits?
He would take Rachel over Maria.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Oh my god, I don't know. Now, you're right, No,
you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
It's gotta be Maria.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
Oh man, I don't know, but I feel like maybe
something happens at hometowns with Maria's like cigar smoking dad.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
And okay, okay, he's like my daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Okay, all right, do.

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
You want to the sprinkle?

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
So you're saying Rachel Daisy and then the winner is Kelsey?

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
A yes, And I would say bachelor at mariacause I
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Okay, all right, Aaron Foley number three, this is what
about Kelsey T. No, Kelsey T.

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
I don't unfortunately think Kelsey T will.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Okay, okay, all right, Aaron, Fully this full circle.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
The confusion in any one of them could be one, two,
or three brings me back to his like, just I
have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Okay, okay, I just I feel like he's just okay.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
So closed off. Okay, So I'm just gonna roll the dice.
Maria three. I feel like the resist he can't resist
banging air.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Yeah, why what he shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
She's yours absolutely Two Daisy uh always a bride, never bribesmaid.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Yes, no, the other way. And then I'm gonna go
with the Uh, I don't. I'm not a big fan,
but I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Jen to win. I'm gonna okay, And then who's gonna
be bachelorette?

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Hopefully Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
That'd be a great bachelorette. All Right, We're gonna go
Katie Levine.

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
I'm gonna say Marie number three okay, because I think
he really likes her, but I just she's too sassy
to win.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Yeah, she's too sassy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
I think kelsey A okay, can we run her up?

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
And I think he's gonna choose Daisy. I think Katie's right,
there's like a comfort level there and.

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
He really likes her.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
They hit it off, okay, she's sweet, Like I just
there's like an easiness to them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
And who do you think is gonna be bachelorette?

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
I think I want it to be Maria. Yeah, so
I'm just gonna say Marie because I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
By the way, kelsey A is just getting hotter and hotter.
She feels a Bridge Bardo nineteen seventies French film star. Yeah,
and just like she's just sexy, natural cool.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Rachel could be a good bachelorette.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
I think Rachel could be too.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
She's fine, she's smart.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
I like her, all right, Katie, all right, Katie Thurston.
Our new friends so great. Yeah, thank you, thank you
for coming and doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Of course, thanks for having me, of course. Okay, so
correct when we're wrong. Did I see like a preview
where it looked like Mario was maybe like leaving.

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
She did get upset, So I feel like something's gonna happen.
And she's not gonna make talk, okay, but I do
think she'll be a bachelorette. Yeah, so that whenever whatever
happens with that, then I predict Kelsey T and Kelsey
A as second and third.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
So who's number three T?

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
You know there's I think there's like a I can't
remember like how the show works because like my fantasy
sweet people just gone. I only had Blake, so I
can't remember the order. But Kelsey T third, Kelsey A second, Yes, Daisy,
I do think is is that that winner you do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Foot conversation?

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
If if they're just like shitting around whatever at this
point on the experience, they've got to just feel like
so confident about their connection.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Okay, Katie's insights isn't great. Let's say you weren't on
the Bachelorette. I would be like, these are really good insights,
but now it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Double yeah, because you're just like you have to come
on with Jess and Evan. Oh yeah, I love them,
They're so great. Yeah, No, you're in, you're in. Maybe Okay,
I'm gonna say number three Maria unless she self eliminates
before fantasy, which you're right, she does something happened. The

(01:27:41):
tease it that way because there's a because there's a
lot of episodes between now and Fantasy Sweet. So I
don't know that she's gonna make it. How many I
don't know. They did cut a bunch of people, so maybe, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Me just probably only one, right, So yeah, you're right, those.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Just and Lexi eliminated, and then and then Caitlin and
and Leah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Okay, but Jenny, But I also believe that Jen is
gonna make it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
How many are left now I'm at home?

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Okay, four go to.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Hometown's, three go to Fantasy Suites, and then it goes two,
and then it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I'm gonna say I think Rachel's getting cut. I think
I don't know that Rachel can beat out Jen or
Maria for Fantasy Suites. I just don't see Rachel making
it past Jen or Maria. So I'm gonna say number three.
If Maria self eliminates, I'm gonna say Kelsey. I'm gonna

(01:28:38):
say Jen number three, Daisy number two, Kelsey A is
the winner, Daisy's bachelorette.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
I like it, And Maria's Queen of the Beach. Okay,
we do tweet or post of the week and we
give out sleep crowd.

Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
We got some dms from people who don't have okay,
Twitter or threads.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
So you can email us at Rosepodcast at gmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
You can.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
You can if you're on Twitter, you can tweet at
me Arta marine m y r I n or ana
hoosey h O s s n i H do hashtag
w y a t r on threads. It's selling hose
me a yeah, and you can.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
If you don't have a threads or Twitter, you know
you can dm me. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Yes, Okay, here we go, so these do We narrow
it down to the top two and whoever wins gets
a sleep crown sleep pillow which is like a way
to blanket, a sleep mask and like a wood bee
that like all wraps around your ears and your nose
and it's incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Where do I buy this?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Okay? So Julia r queen our icon and our queen.
She this woman makes them and she's not even a sponsor.
She literally sends them to the winners because she knows
I have sleep problems and it and it's the best thing.
I love my travel one and I trouble with it.
But I also have my home big one and they're
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dot com back slash w y a t R and
the code is XO XO if you want discover I
believe h fifteen it's so good. Okay, here we go.
Here are our top posts of the week. All right,
so let's uh. I have like eight and we're gonna
narrow it down to two. Okay. This is from at

(01:30:26):
Andy from Boys Story, and thus Daisy's Wiki feet page
was born.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I will say the second I saw that foot, yes,
I pause, No, this that's I totally forgot to bring
that up. I paused the episode, went to wiki feet
to see, Yeah, shot was there. It is not yet whoa,
there's only one photo right now and her ranking is average.
But I know a good foot and that is a
Wiki feet foot girl.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
This is from Lousasinster World Ordeal Joey, do you like poutine?

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Daisy?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
I like poutine? Who teen my bare feet all over you?

Speaker 7 (01:31:04):
That one got?

Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
I like it?

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
This is from Anna Banana at Little Pooh one O
eight Leah after raising Leah after realizing she shouldn't have
Burch her Golden Ticket date Karda. She watches Maria go
on the Pretty Woman Date. It's a picture of will
Arnett saying I've made a huge mistake. Okay, then we
have missus right, a girl without attack. If Sydney had
made it to Canada, I mean held hostage in Maria's country,

(01:31:32):
she was a victim to everything. This is Tracy Williams
at Post of the Week, Every True Crime. Girly is
just dying to know what Colt Kelsey's father, Britt Paulson,
that beart Maria. He saved this date for his favorite Canadian.
Cut to Jesse glowering in the shadows in French. You

(01:31:53):
evill see about who is his favorite?

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Them playing tennis?

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
So yeah, I like him Canadian? Justin Paul Spade, it
just in Spade. The morale on this group date is
lower than my credit score. Yeah, and then justin Paul Spade,
It just in Spade. There hasn't been a swing and
a miss as bad as just since Microsoft released the

(01:32:21):
Zoom Music player. All right, what are our top two?
What's your number? What are your top two? You guys? Katie,
what spoke to you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
I liked the poutine pun okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
And then what is your one that you want to
throw in?

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
One of the last two? Okay, but I also like to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
My is the favorite or group date?

Speaker 8 (01:32:48):
Lower?

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Credit score? Credit score? Oh yeah, I'm gonna do credit
score okay, or the zoom music.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
I can't even they're also good. Okay, here's I do
credit score?

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Top two.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Justin Paul Spade, He's justice, he's back baby, he wants
a travel crown. The morale in this group data is
lower than my credit score. Yikes. Yeah he was back
in swing with a lot of swings and they woke up.
Yes he did. And then we have loose sass at
sir Wordell Joey. Do you like poutine? Daisy? I like poutine, poutine,

(01:33:20):
my bare feet. Putin credit score.

Speaker 7 (01:33:25):
Doctor banana, poutine, my feet all over.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
It's the second one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
You got to pick one of those two. Poutine or
credit score Poutine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
I have to okay, I mean, now you read it back.
I'm gonna be justin. I love you. I'm gonna go poutine.

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
Okay, Katie, Poutine?

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Is it is unanimous? Loose sas a't sir, weird all
emails a roast pond because gmail dot com your mailing address. Joey,
do you like poutine? Daisy? I like poutine, poutine my
bare feet. And as I said earlier, guys, don't forget
April sixth, we're going to bro Diego. We're going We're
gonna get a list of Katie, of who she of

(01:34:05):
the people.

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
With hottest who or who are the biggest?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Thomas would be married and a dad, but that's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
Yeah, but he's such a character. You can't so fun?

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Who else is down there?

Speaker 8 (01:34:17):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Who else should we have? Who's fun? We'll get a
list after, we'll ask after, we're gonna get our We're
gonna call Aaron after this. Hopefully we'll get James in
a box. We're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Aren't you like a package deal?

Speaker 7 (01:34:28):
Yeah? I mean ideal? Yeah, get what women.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Live down there? Down there is down there with Thomas.
So we're just gonna bro Diego. Who needs the bros?
We're bringing ourselves down. We have just ambroses coming to
the show.

Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
We gotta get who are we at?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
You know that Laurie's probably gonna come down. We're gonna try.
I'm gonna reach out to Braiden and see if we
can get Braiden and Christina Mandrell to come out because Braden, Yeah,
because they're in a Tennessee, Tennessee. He came to Sketch
Fest and did our show in San Francisco. He was adorable.
I'm gonna I'll reach out to him tonight and see
if you'll come come to bro Diego. You can get

(01:35:04):
tickets on my Instagram page in the week. It's in
the website Rose Podcast Dot Vodka under live Shows, and
it's at mic Drop Comedy. It's at two pm on Saturday,
April sixth, So you can come in, get out, or
go in and go hang out and the gas Lampel Room.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
We're going out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
I'll do that. Let's let's go let's have a slumber party. No,
let's have a ser Let's have a slumber party.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Let's go in and go out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Let's go out with the broad Yeah, let's go to
the Let's go have a slumber party with We'll get
out and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Let's people.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Yes, let's go get Let's go out the gas Let's
go hang out with the bros. Gas Light District. We're
going to the gas Light district. Okay, Katie, where can
people find you on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Instagram at Thursday and that's where all your shows are.
Things listed everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
If you're in Oklahoma, go to see her shows. The
dates of your Oklahoma shows.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
I don't remember the actually, Okay, it's like the first
week of March great in Oklahoma, right, and then the
first week of April is in Washington. We'll go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Okay, what show?

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
What club in Washington, Tacoma Comedy club, comedy club.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Oh that's great, all right, so look go to the
shows and go up and say, hey, we're friends of
weeks if this rose, we loved you on the podcast,
We're here from that, and go give her a hug
and cheer on. Bring all of your friends so that
she feels supported on the road and that she's gonna
go kill it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
Report females doing stand.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Yeah, it is good job.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
We're rooting for you eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Lighting the torch yes and doing it. Support her.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Aaron Foley's gonna come down to bro Diego. Bro We're
gonna have We're gonna have a slumber party away.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
I will see you in San Diego, Wales, Vagina.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Oh my god. Okay, anything that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
You want to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Ummm no, not right now.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
I'm getting some projects off the ground and I'm sure
in bro Diego I will announce them.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Okay, great, doctor Banana, what do you want. We're doing
a Southern charm and we're doing winter house, and then
soon we'll be doing on a summer summerhouse girl and
Katie Money.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt
foster and animal. I am foster and a dog named
Biggie right now. He is amazing yep, And honestly it's
just like very rewarding to be able to help him
and like to see him come out of the shell
after being in the shelter at North Central where he
is from. There were so many amazing dogs. There's a
really great husky name Lucky. There's oh my god, there

(01:37:31):
was this cute dog named Jack that I love. There's
this one called Love Book. I mean, like, honestly, there
are so many good dogs that are available to foster
or adopt. Also, if you if you want to look
into Foster for Life LA, they will help place a
dog that's like good for your lifestyle and they offer
free training and all this great stuff that's so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Well you guys, what a pleasure, Katie. Welcome to the pod.
You you were so great. We appreciate you coming here.
Thankful that you're here, and welcome to Los Angeles. Thank you,
thank you. Welcome until next time. My name is Artin Reinos. Y'all,
it's brodiegle Okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
We're gonna get all up and get to night.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
I feels so good.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
I just got one little question.

Speaker 8 (01:38:18):
Finger where your accept this roll? Will you accept this roll?
Listen to your word? Who your accept this rolls? Listen

(01:38:39):
to your word?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
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