"THE GATCH WEDDING!" w/ Our friend Whitney

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
You guys, we're back. We're horny, new year, new youth.
We're going to sketch Fest with Bryden. I think he's
going to show up, so I mean he says he's coming.
He loves Tenacious D. We found out, did we ever?

(00:24):
I am so excited. Gloria is devastated that her boyfriend
is now off the market officially, and I think Aaron
Foley's bond they love him so much. Hello, Welcome to
a new year, a new season of Will You Accept
This Rose? My name is Arta Marine, coming to you

(00:44):
from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. So excited
to be back. Today we're breaking down the Golden Bachelor
wedding and then this. You know, I'm going to introduce people,
but I'm going to be telling you that we're going
to be doing our live draft picks in person. So
it's not too late to come. You guys, We've done
one of these before, so I'm going to bring people

(01:06):
in and we can talk about it and Jacquise Neil
maybe joining us mid podcast. He got a same day
call back. He was supposed to be here. He got
a same day callback fro an audition, which we hope
that he gets. He actually moved it to earlier. He
went it's on the West side, so he might be
joining us mid podcast. But he will also be joining
us live in San Francisco, so if you want a
little Jacquise Neil, you'll be able to see him. But

(01:28):
with us today, as a woman, I have to say,
whose hair looks really nice? Who's looking Who's starting the
year off already? No resolutions needed? She she's like, just
looking as fresh and rested and ready for twenty twenty
four as ever. Your friend, our friend Whitney.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Thank you for having me. I'm excited to be here
and break down the wedding of the century.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Can I say? I was doing Whitney watch on the
Golden Globes red carpet. Oh when you watch?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
When you watch? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Zach kept being like, what are you yelling about? What
were you watch?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
What did you wear? What did you very sensible? I
had dickies.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, I had on the boots I have on now
because it was cold and windy and a ridiculous wind tunnel,
so I had on like a jacket and a button
down shirts.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Did you see Timothy Shamalama ding do? I saw them all.
I saw Shamalama ding Dong.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, he was ding dong.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
And along is he tall? He is pretty tall? Is
he very pretty? He's very very pretty? He's very pretty?
You know what, He's so talented. I'm here for the star.
I'm and I'm like here for this weird pairing, like
all right, yeah, all for it? Like who care makes
you happy? Who cares? Okay, Across from me is a
woman who has such a cute haircut and who I

(02:46):
missed so much. I've been seen in person. We lost
her to the alcoholics. Guys, and I'm so glad. I
missed you so much. I'm so excited to go on
an adventure with you in person next week. Ladies and gentlemen,
your friend, my friend, the wind beneath my wings, Doctor
Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana, jos Yer Leviney so

(03:08):
bad we mis.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I know I was gone for so long.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I know we missed you.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I couldn't remember anything.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, no, no, you don't have to do you don't
even have to prepare.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
The good thing is yeah, Adam Devine was watching Golden Bachelors,
So I did have one buddy to talk with me.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Was he happy with how it all ended up?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I believe you. Here's something that tour ended. And then
we didn't get talk about the ending really, but we
have texted back and forth a little about it. But
I will corner him soon and yes, let's talk because
I want to hear his thoughts on the wedding, you
know what I have to say, and maybe one day
we can trap him on this podcast. You were working
towards it.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm working towards that too. I'm working towards that too.
And shout out. First of all, we have some fun
videos coming up. Shout out, surgeri'all were great. So we
have a really insane you know, look, I'm doing my
best on Instagram and reels and I feel like, to me,
social media is like you gotta do it, and it's
like So I saw this guy who was working with

(04:04):
Brian and so we started doing on no autographs please.
His name is Sergio. He's a gdy genius and he
makes comedy videos where you don't even he doesn't even
watch The Bachelor. He puts in like like animation things
a pop up so like he's just a comedic guy.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
He's seeing the matrix.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's seen the matrix. I mean, we've loved all the
videos that we've had and we're just like we want it.
We're trying to broaden our appeal to maybe some people
that might not watch The Bachelor. So we're just trying
to make some funny videos to check out our videos.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
So if you're if you're on TikTok, do a duet
with us post on TikTok. I don't know, I don't
know it.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, okay. Also a woman that I want to do
a duet with me. She is so gargeous. We love
her so much. We missed her. Scout's not here today.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
No, I didn't bring Scouts.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
How is Scout doing? She's doing great. I justladies and gentlemen.
A woman who gave me my favorite water bottle that
I've traveled all over the world with. It's the best
water bottle. It's glass, it's the great I'm only not
using today because I have a hot I have a
thermist today. This is my thermist. I don't like it
because it's metal, but I will humor for the hot water.
Ladies and gentlemen, your friend, my friend Katie Levin. Now,

(05:21):
before we get started, Seth Vaught sent us presents Katie,
doctor Bannana. I think he wants to send you a
present too, but you didn't send him. You didn't sendhim
your mailing address.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I think it's coming.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, this is from basebone one. He's our Twitter guys,
he was our Twitter champ. Tweet Ah, this is so cute. Oh,
in recognition for all the loving labor that goes into WIEK.
So this is media empire. I thought you and the
OG crew would appreciate a little holiday something from your
og tweeter of the week. Even though I don't get
to tweet as much anymore, I'm still listening to the
best podcast out there. I hope to get to visit

(05:53):
you all again soon. I hand turned and finished these
ceramic rose pens on my lab and bounded that my
us made stainless steel hardware forge the depths of Lapland,
Pennsylvania hot tub. I call this model a fantasy clicker.
Use this to invent your new fantasy suite hieroglyphic languages

(06:14):
in your journal. You know it's true. I saw the journal. Wow,
beautiful pen. That's a gorgeous pen. That's amazing, Doctor Banana.
Will you take a picture of this and have Sergio
added into on the side, so cute, that's a nice thing. Gorgeous. Okay.
I also want to say before we get started, we

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are Doctor Banana. We're going to San Francisco's Sketch Fest.
Our show is at three pm Saturday, January twentieth, where
we are doing and we've done these before, a live
draft picks. Now Katie and Anna can a test and Katie,
we might need you to do uh like thirst trap
photos from Instagram because you're always so good at looking

(06:56):
at people's Instagram. Katie's not able to be there with us.
We might need are real life photos of the people. Yeah,
I can try to find their Instagram, so maybe you
can hand them to Doctor Banana and you can send
them because because I feel like that's always it, that's
always it makes it more fair. So we see a
real photo and that way we can also incorporate you
in the live show since you have a double booking
that week and you can't come. Yeah, she's going to

(07:18):
a wedding. But so basically what we do on that
doesn't work for me. Also, it doesn't work for me,
also now working for me. But so it's gonna Branden,
who just got engaged, you guys to Christina Mentrel. He's
gonna be live at the show with us. I cannot.
We also have us. We have Aaron Foley, we have
Doug Benson, our friend Laurie Jacquise, we have us Bill.

(07:43):
It's gonna be so fun. And you get to come.
You get your own pink voting card, you get your
own pink pencil. You get to So we're all gonna
like and we're gonna play jaw Rule in the auditorium
that we'll edit out of the episode. We'll play two
jaw Rules songs, which is what we do every single time.
We'll play I'm Real and maybe Well there're two Joe rols.
The one j Lo is that the I'm real I

(08:04):
guess it is is the other one. I think?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
What's your mollifucker name? That's me. It's Joel. Thank you.
So you get to play along too and make your
scorecards fabulous. So it's really fun. It's legit really fun,
and you get to meet Brandon. Now what earrings do
you wear? I think? Okay, So here's the thing I
might it? Is it insane if I pay one hundred
dollars to speed Rush earrings two sets of earrings with

(08:34):
his photo in Christina Mandrill's photo on them for his
like set. So I wear a set and he wears
a set of like them as a married duo for earrings,
and he can bring the set to Christina. I mean,
I love everything about that.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
I mean, are you asking would I spend money on that? Yeah?
Of course, of course.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I guess what I'm thinking as your financial advisor, don't
do that. I'm asking as your friends.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Do you guys?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
You should?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Do you think I could make them myself? Doctor Bana?
Yes she is, she's yes, you can absolutely make it.
You think I could make them? Mi?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I cauld help you make them. We go to Michael's.
Ok go get some things. We print out some pictures. Okay,
actually I bet we could make some fabulous.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, let's because I want to make a Do I
want to have Braida on one ear in Christina? You know?
I actually think, Okay, we're gonna craft and then I'm
going to give him to Brada. I think it's a great. Okay, great,
that's what I'm doing, and then before we get going,
we're about to do the Gary's wedding. Obviously, I just
want to say, also Bachelor News break up, Rachel and

(09:29):
doctor Abs are getting they're getting divorced, and he's asking
for he's asking for alimony or what's.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
The word spousal support?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Spousal support? Who Katie looks? Katie talked to me. I
didn't know about that. They filed for divorce and he's
asking for spousal support.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
I wonder if they had a prenup they She seems
smart enough to have gone in a free.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Is that embarrassing though, to like ask for that?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
That makes me think maybe they I don't know, because
she was a lawyer and she had like a.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Career, but he had like chiropractice stuff like he's doctor Abs,
so like like, don't don't go after your lady's money.
That's embarrassing. Okay, overall, GOP support. How did you guys
feel about the wedding? I gotta say, I think they're cute.
I feel like Teresa's grown on me. I felt like

(10:20):
to me, I feel like the editing did her dirty,
Like I felt like she actually seemed warm and sweet
her daughter so lovely, and I felt the family and
I felt like Kathy was a star on the red carpet.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Unfortunately, it's all about Kathy. Kathy was his star show.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Kathy was a star.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
She was there so much for someone that seemed to
hate Teresa.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, and Teresa's seemed cool with She seemed actually like
like what was wild to me? And which made me
actually like Teresa in a way that I don't know
that I could do. She seemed cool with Kathy just
steal in the show and also with like not Faith.
It was in fine Leslie, like they're all around. Yeah.

(11:03):
I thought that was really interesting that they all seemed
really comfortable, like not at all threatened that Like she
just is like I got my man. I know people
are like She's like, I know who he chose. I'm
not worried about it.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
There's no like no she's clept over like like thinking
he's gonna leave her, and there's no she got him
and yes, like all right, let's And I think she
also knows what I would hope that she sort of
knows what makes for good TV.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
And I mean there was some good TV on that show.
I thought like they were warm and very sweet. There
was some very I teared up a few times, did
you Yeah, I teared up with her daughter.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Here's the Amazon.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I teared up at the Crystal Amazon. I teared up
at Sandra's boudoir shot. Oh I love that boudoir shop.
Oh my god, that was the bo which I teared up.
I think at her, I probably think about my own mom,
but like her and the wedding dress and her daughter
seeing her in the wedding dress. I'm tearing up now,
like when you you know, when you get protective of
your mom and you love your mom. And I watched

(12:09):
my mom try to date, and like when you know
how sparkly your mom is and and it's tough. Yeah,
And I hate to say, but it's what Joan had
said that I do think women become a little invisible,
and people were quite crass to my mom on dates,
you know what I mean, Like very quickly, I think
similar things that happened to younger people are happening to

(12:31):
my mom.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I think Golden Bachelor it's going to be a shit
show because of that. These old men, I.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Mean, did you see all the older men in the
background of Jesse? And I was like, are these all
contenders for.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
There's a couple was there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, because I think my favorite part about the wedding
was Jesse standing up and just watching the sea like
mess that was happening.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I mean it was a Caitlin who had the.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, who had the champagne glass and then the appetize
her on this on the pop and I was like,
does she know she's on camera?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
And then she like opened so wide and like.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Keep threat like it was. She was incredible.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I did not recognize her. She her because I mostly
I was like, who, That's a gorgeous green yard. That
was beautiful. I was like, what dress is that? Who
is that? And I'm like, wait, is that Caitlyn?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah? I thought she was a little too much Tanner.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
So we discussed this on Patreon, where I was saying
I had gone with Lauren to a fancy party and
I get very tan quickly, and I got a spray
tan situation and I warn them and it was like
at the height of the pandemic where we did it
in the yard and I got the spray tan and
and I rounded the bend. Louren and are both like

(13:45):
fairly modest gala like so We're both like quickly naked
in my yard getting spray tans, and I round the
bend and I was essentially in like black face. I
was literally she was like no, no, She's like already no.
I was like what. I was like her to go light.
She's like she did it. She did it, and then
so ied like I was full Milania trot, like it

(14:06):
was really bad. I had to like go in. I
think it was really right. Yeah and so and so.
Spraytans are a fine line if you don't care, if
you don't wash it off immediately, it can really bite
you back.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
But she likes that dark, that dark, luscious tan. She's
been rocking that look with the dark hair for a while.
She's so cute.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
She's now dating Zach from Taitious Zach Clark, is she Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
That's the rumor around town. She had a party and
he was there and they were getting close.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well here we go, I mean, do we should just
address it. It's like I feel like, look, they did it,
they did it. They did a hit piece on Gary.
And then some of his friends are like, he thinks
he's like any small town to me, where somebody just
a regular person, you could find if you want to

(15:01):
take someone down, you can find anybody to say shit
about it. Anybody. Now, I'm sure some of it. I'm
sure there's truth in some stuff, and but then some
of it was like what are we doing here? I
don't know who knows. I guess time will tell.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Time will tell. But you also help hope Teresa got
Aprina agree. There was that rumor that popped out that
was Liketeresa.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yes, he was mad about it. There was a rumor
that he was mad about it.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
But I also look, I had my moments. I'm not
really that invested in what happens with Gary, but I
was like, it's interesting that he became interested in her
after she revealed how successful she was. He was like,
all of a sudden, I know Teresa. I'm like, she said,
like I love her.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
That is interesting, working odd it was, But I do
think he was just smitten from her from the very beginning,
from the first state. I think they just edit it
so it seemed like, you know, I do think he
did care about Leslie. But I do think gosh, like, well,
I think I said this to you before, like the
Leslie like I'm never chosen. I'm like, please just stop

(16:12):
saying that because you've been married twice, you've been chosen twice. Ye,
like you have children, like what all people consider to
be like you know what you're supposed to get in,
like you got it all. It didn't work out for you, sure,
which that's okay, but you have been chosen.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Stop saying you're right. It is a narrative that and
then you're also manifesting that. Yeah, and it felt like
to me, I felt like she was talking herself into him.
And I feel like, I hate to say it, but
we're human creature. We're animals. Your instinct knows if somebody
deep down inside really likes you or not, you know,

(16:48):
if somebody but.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think he did really like her, but I think
he started being turned off from her where she is,
I mean, she's a bit broken. And then you've got Teresa,
who you sort of thought was the broken bird. Then
you're like, oh, wow, she's actually got her shit together,
Like she doesn't need me to fulfill her life. We
would be additives to each other's lives.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
She's quite grounded. When you're like, what, like, the more
you watch this person that seemed unhissed. Yeah, and again
the editors are so, probably because they knew she won,
so like they probably edited that miss. Yeah, they made
her look a little which is not kind, but like
more and more when they find when they landed the plane,
she seemed quite warm and grounded. She seemed very grounded. Yeah,

(17:36):
and it also, I hate to say it, it made me
happy that he picked a woman in her seventies. Yeah,
I agree too, she's older. And I do think that they're.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Very cute together. They're cute and they're just both perfectly
boring enough to be with each other.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yes, I think like they'll like happily sit and watch
I mean watch that. Yeah, I mean looks popcorn and
even if gear from their registry thirty nine dollars popcorn.
Did I go through the registry? Yes? I did.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I immediately went through mine.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
You could see it. It was like every popcorn maker
for thirty nine dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Okay, it was like such a you could tell Amazon
paid for this wedding.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, everything was Amazon based. Where they were like opening
Amazon packages for Christmas. I was like, you didn't wrap that.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah exactly. Also, like we know what the Amazon wrapping
looks like. This put in the Amazon gift bag. You've
all gotten that? Yeah? All right? Overall, Katie, what did
you think of the overall wedding with them? How are
you feeling about Gary? What's your general take on this?
They seem happy.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
I wish them the best, but I hope Teresa got
a prenup.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, fair enough, here we are.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I have a question. Do you think it's appropriate to
have a registry if you're seventy years old and getting married?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, because it was all like plates. I thought it
was weird.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Don't you have that?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I just it was a pay it was a pay deal.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, I thought it was weird too. I was like,
year seventy, you own everything?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, if you need it, for sure, I understand that
probably purchased it. And then I appreciate that they were
going for cheaper items, you know what I mean, Like,
I'll spend forty bucks. Yeah, I've just spend one hundred
on earrings for braid, which I'm now not now not.
I'll spend thirty on shrinking dank supplies and they'll be handmade,
will be more pam made. By the way, we could

(19:19):
all find we could also add a feathers to the ball.
I've already thought about that. Yeah, I was going to
take like old boas that those little feathers have fallen off. Yeah,
like we can have. I think it's good if we've
made the Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be and then we
get the fun of making them together. Yeah yeah, oh great,
this is going to be great.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I can't wait for then he can he can pierce
Doug's ear.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
On stagey Doug, like, this is gorgeous, flowy locks is
waiting for a hair campaign.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's like the most brutal piercing of blood everywhere. Then
he got buy your tickets now. Is some sketch fest.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
So I loved when they were saying, oh, get your
tickets now for for to watch Doug best and get
his ear pierce by Braiden. I mean maybe Jaquise could
get another piercing. Jaquis has an earring.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
You can pierce the nail, like now people are growing
their nails long. You can have I did that when
I was in eighth grade.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Wow, I.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Was wow.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, can I just say how happy were we all
to be back at La Quinta. Oh my guy. By
the way, I went with doctor Shamwham shamaua and it
was so special. It was. It don't how many pools
they had. It's the greatest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
You're not stuck with like small children screaming at it
because they are.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
So so magical, you know what. Doug Benson who came
in and watched that taitious season and it was as great.
It's like, and it's old and.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Just the white against the the bogan vilia everywhere.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Tell me it's like Mission Spanish. You get like fireplaces
everywhere and like it's the kile like in the rooms
they have like great like green tie. It's like it
feels like a nice thing, but it hasn't been updated,
like it's like fantastic, how like Marlena Dietrich Mussus, Like
it feels like old Hollywood and it hasn't been updated
in the best possible way. Yeah, because there's not that

(21:12):
many because people they can't help themselves. They come in
and they can't help. But kind of it's like the
Chateau marmontt It's like it's like old and fun.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
And it's also it's very like it's technically a golf
like it's on a golf course and there's tens everywhere,
so It's also not just like a giant hotel.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
There's just a little bungalows all over it.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
In between there's one big pool area that you can
go to, and so watching that, I was like, where
are they on the property?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Really huge? It's huge, but it is so nice. It's
so nice. We should go. We should go have.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's not I mean, it is expensive, but if you
go during the week, did like a two day trip.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Podcast there podcast. I'm volunteering to be there. We can
have a friend of us. I'm gonna have some Beacha
bol my pickle ball for the first time. Brent would
be so mad. Okay, after tonight going home to each

(22:13):
We're not going home alone. We're going home to each other.
I love you more than I thought possible. I could
not have found a better partner. I love you. It's
incredible that I found someone like you. She did it
for she just like it is fast. She seemed a
little There was that early moment of like she was
like his sister pretty fast. But then we kind of

(22:34):
found out that she got married in like a twenty
four hour world and maybe she wanted to plan longer.
I'm not sure, but there was a moment of like,
she haven't cold feet. So here we are. We're at Lakitta.
Jesse Palmer, who's grown on me? Is it just like Jess?
Like Teresa? Jesse Palmer also completely wore me down. I'm
all in on Jesse. He's expecting the birth of his
first child with his wife.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
That's so wild that he's literally like and me, second, now,
I will leave. I believe right now.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
That I was supposed to care about this.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
That was what I came and I was like, why
do you just take the night off?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, well, Kathy can't a big thing. I keept thinking, oh,
you can't be great.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
And at the end he had to jump on a
helicopter and we watched it. I thought there was a
payoff come that Kathy would have gett.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Well, here's the thing. I bet they were like, Jesse,
don't worry, Kathy has it. And then Jesse was like,
I'm not to let Kathy have all.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Would it have been Kathy or wells Kathy?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Would? I think I would in my mind that Kathy
killed it. That Jesse is actually incredibly jealous and threatened
by Kathy, and so he would not let Kathy have
He's like, I'll miss that child's birth. Kathy is not
getting the whole light to herself. I was wondering if, imagine.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I was wondering if Charity was like okay, like if
like it's hard when you're so outshy by Kathy's look, well,
I've been on Watch What Happens Likest twice. You're praying
you get a quiet chef, like you don't want to
go on with like Teresa, you know what I mean,
they don't want to go on with like you know,
like you want to quiet, You want a quiet one.

(24:08):
You want to want Monica from the saltlic City, Yeah,
you want you. And so if you're Charity and you're
put with Kathy and Charity is so sweet.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
And I would say, and Kathy is again using the
word unhinged in such a great way, like she clearly
was like being told directive, couldn't really remember the directive,
but was trying to say it, making it about herself.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I'm going to go after you. I'm taking your boyfriend.
I mean literally, Lie is tough and like and I
was like, is everyone just walking through with just handheld microphones?
Like people were just like walking up with the handheld
and walking herd going after Dott and her Joey Joey

(24:50):
like all of the Chippendales, dancer all of that.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So I recognize the one that was dancing with them
that night because he was on the spin off of
the Jersey he Shore Dancing show.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Wow, which my brother probably watched as all of you
watch WoT.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
He's so excited, Sammy Sweetheart's back.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
We all have to have text him. Okay, we have here.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
How I'm gonna text you soon?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Alas text friends with also the Stephanie about Paris and
love and all the Kardashians. He watches all that stuff. Okay,
So then did you enjoy Kathy Katie? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I was just like more confused because I was just like,
didn't they hate each other?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
And then I was like, was that all editing? Was
it all fake? They don't have long to live. I'm
sure they get over their grudges quick.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
And you know what, Kathy whatever if she got like
threading down or whatever, she looked good. She looks so good.
I want that, Like when I'm seventy, I want to
go to doctor Kathy. She had her next sash, she
did that. She looked great, she looks she looks so
good at She was like, she was just a good time.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Kathy was great, and I think she understood, like, hey, listen,
I could either be the person who's holding the grudge
and she ends up getting him, or I can get
this wonderful golden moment in the sun and be able
to be like a part of this show. And I'm
sure she's loving going to the local dry cleaner and
they're like, oh my god, Kathy and going to like
the local Starbucks and went freaking out over her.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
She has no date. She goes here, I am standing
with my microphone in my hand, and Charity goes that's
not a good idea Charity got and I love Charity.
Kathy just took over and I felt for Charity. That's
a hard because what are you gonna do? You gotta.
I think she did her best because you kind of can't.
It's weirder if you try to take it back. I

(26:31):
felt like she came off gracious and graceful.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Hey, you know what Kathy's gonna do. She canna tell
her to zip it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh my god, she's gonna tell her to zip it.
I mean that. Meanwhile, Ellen walked up. Ellen looksrgeous good.
She did she looked gorgeous Ellen with her her hair,
Ellen shed get a hair shampoo, Ellen and Doug Benston
with his bloody ear Jake at a shampoo ad. She so.
So she went on her first date and she goes,

(26:58):
here we go, watch out, guy, here we go. I
love her? Who do you who? Do you think they're
going to give it to the Golden bachelore? Yeah? Do
you think Ellen stands a chance? I really hope she does.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Everybody would Ellen, Joan or Leslie. Honestly right, I don't
think they'd give it a cat. Kathy mighte host it.
Sandra's now dating that Chip and Dale dancer.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, my brother had a crush on Santra. I mean,
she's so fantastic. She's my brother's number one. She's seventy five.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I think maybe she's a bit afraid of her, but
she's dirty.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I think she's like sincerely horny in a fun way.
Like I think she's actually super horny and I love that. Okay,
So she had her first date. She had her holiday
get together with her family, her grandson's They decorated the tree. Meanwhile,
there they are back. It's we're watching the real Holidays.
Happen and Gary shows up in his sweater and you

(27:52):
can tell it was an unseasonably warm day. Whenever they
film that, it was not actually the holidays. It was
like a super hog house and they are doing it
and they go to the first of many holidays together
and all the we're family people and the grand Jersey
or were they in I feel like it was jerseys Ersey, Yeah,

(28:14):
and uh and her grand The grandsons love playing with
Gary and and then they said to him, if you
had a jet ski, you can marry my nana.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
But did you hear He was like, would you guys
be okay with me marrying your nana? And one of
the first responds to one, the oldest kid, said, we're
just children.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I mean it's so good.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's incredible. I'm glad they like that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh my god, it's so good jet ski. I mean
they're so cute. You know what, We're gonna take a
quick break and we're going to come back. I want
to talk more about the grandchildren.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh, bone zone.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Time for the bone zone. And we're back. So they're playing.
It was actually kind of fun. They had red cups
on there, they had marshmallow hands and they were playing
with like college beer cups and they were picking up marshmallows.

(29:15):
It was really cute. I did not know what they
were playing, but I was like, that's the kind of
game that's a game for I love an activity and
I like something stupid like that, Like I like something
that's awkward, like you can't get skilled at that. What
were they doing?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I have no idea what they were doing.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Have you ever seen that? No, No, has anybody ever? Okay,
and I love Kathy's daughter. Clearly her son does not
want to be on I'm sorry. Kathy's such a star
that she just I love Teresa's daughter, and clearly Teresa's
son doesn't want to be on camera. Else was he

(29:53):
the one that walked her down the aisle? Yeah, I
was like, I didn't even know you had a say, Okay,
daughter is wonderful. She's so real and such a sweetheart
and so authentic. I've got like all the daughters. I
love his daughters, the daughter, all the daughters. None of

(30:14):
them are mugging for cares.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Nobody is like they're an out and you know when
it got the fast shot up.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
They all just are such normal. Yeah, nobody's angling. Nobody
or nobody's also like posturing like what about my dad?
You know, it's like none of that, and she goes.
So they made cinnamon balls and it was happy and sad.
It was this, this was Gary's tradition. The mom used
to pay me Tony would make cinnamon balls, and it

(30:44):
was it was amazing smelling it, but it was sad
that they were It was nice they were keeping it alive,
but that Tony wasn't there, and I appreciated. I feel
I feel like again in picking somebody who is a
widow and a widower like that, they that they are
able to kind of keep Billy and Tony alive in
a way that's not threatened or weird or like like

(31:05):
if you spend that much time with somebody, you don't
want to pretend they didn't.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Exist, and you're celebrating the time you had with them
and keeping the tradition alive, which I think is for
the kids and the grand kids. I thought that was
such a special moment. It made me want to eat
a cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I was like, what the fuck is the cinnamon ball?
And I get is it like a giant schnicker doodle?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Is it like like, oh no, donut would be a donut, but.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It sounds like like a big fat snicker doodle.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Maybe around, just like in a ball form.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Did you guys eat snickerdodles growing up? I had that
was like a regular JJ cooking. There's a snicker doodle
cookie recipe. I had ones that, Yeah, is really good.
You're a good baker. I am, you're a good baker.
I'll try and find this recipe. It was like one
that ladies like Canto. I'll bring it to Lakina our

(32:00):
jewelry making get away at La Canta. God, this is good.
This lady is getting more exciting as we go. Are
you making shrinky drinking? Now? Keys is not going to
make it just ladies, but we all wish to Keys well,
and we hope you good books.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Hope books.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I hope by hopey books. It can I tell you.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Because of listening to this pod and because of him
talking about the brand crew.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, I went and watched the show. I'm so upset
that it was canceled. It is so good. He's funny.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I know he wasn't on though, but it is such
an incredible show.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
How much we love Carl Tart. Get Carl back. You
gotta get Carl back. I mean that show was so
Carl is a gd delight. Yeah, yes, he was. Bring
him back. We love Carl, rid of me?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
No, no, no, you both.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
He could come to Ladies Lakina.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Ladies at Lakina with Carr.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
With very special guest appearance by Car. Okay, doctor Shamua Shamau,
I all Zach and Brian. We're going for the weekend
with Carl. Okay, So that's cool, right, it's the Ladies
with Carl, you know the tradition. Okay, So they get
the registry, it's Amazon Wedding Registry. They wanted a milkshake
maker and then the dog ate the cinnamon balls when

(33:18):
Rufus would do that, Oh my god, Rufus this holiday season.
She has a great Dane. She has it. How tall
is Rufus is a star. St Rufus is Kathy. Rufus
is the Kathy of the dog.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
We went to Carmel for and stayed at the Doris
Day Dog Friendly Hotel out there, yes, which was and
Rufus becomes like just the mayor of the town. It's
so big and everybody's stabbing him. But that hotel is
the funniest thing because there's like a Saint Bernard there,
and yes, it is just chaos of dogs everywhere. Yeah,

(33:54):
he wants to be friends with them all and he
wants to sniff them all. But he ate with us
for the first time, like in a die area and
him like thinking that because he's the same size as
the table, being like.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Well, why can't I eat what you're having?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I can't have this?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It was so funny, So he absolutely would have been eating.
And he's got a sweet tooth, so.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
He absolutely And he's my lawyer. That's right, he is
your lawyer. I forget my Fanci there, she's my other lawyer.
She's my divorce lawyer.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Just puts on a pair of glasses. All right, let's look.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, okay, So have you ever been to the Hotel
Katie in Carmel?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
No, I haven't, but I know when you're talking, do
you kind of want to go?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Normally I don't, I say in Pacific Grove though, I like, oh, okay, well,
the Cyperston has Doris Day posters.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I know what you talking about.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Doubt just loves the walk by there, so I try
to stay walking distance.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Got it's it's her favorite place.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
The Cee Lamar is like her favorite place world.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
We were having exactly yeah, and then you do walk
down the hill and then there's like that giant beach,
the dog beach. Yeah, and it was like Rufus was
like pooping on the.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
There's a great pet store in Carmel.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yes, yeah, it's fabulous.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Money is very in Caramel especially is very dog friendly.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Has rufe has ever eaten the sand? As when he
first discovered sand, he would eat the sand and then
he would poop literal like poops that were all sand.
And it's really funny.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Was a small child, I used to eat sand. Do
I have a little something income a moment? So after
their mom died, he changed After you like thank him.

(35:37):
I'm just trying to keep because I know Katie has
a heart out, so I gotta respect my girl. I
gotta respect my girl. I closed the doors on her.
She wanted them up, and I was like, it's two colder.
I gotta I gotta be respectful to my queens. So
I gotta, I gotta keep it moving, and which means
that the next thing up is that after the mom died,
Gary changed, not as many smiles or laughter, but the

(36:00):
daughter said Billy would be happy. Oh Billy, I love Billy.
I love Billy too. The picture of their wedding was
so cute.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Was seventeen eighteen.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
They're so young. She started dating Aim at fourteen. It's crazy.
I think she might have been like seven.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
You know how they say people like you sort of
take the look that you had in your prime, like
you sort of if you meet a man now who
has like a goatee, you're like, oh, you were big
and you were popular in the nineties, Yeah, that was
your prime. I feel like her prime was at seventeen,
and she just has kept that look the whole time.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
By the way it's working.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
How great was it that she didn't wear dark lipstick
on the wedding to day, so it wasn't like smearing.
I thought, well, it was a really good makeup choice.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Though.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
She looked great. The makeup of neutral color. They makeup
look great. Meanwhile, Kathy is on the carpet and she's
talking with Gary's two daughters and they're like, what are
you looking forward to? So they're basically saying, you know, oh,
she goes, Angie, have you been up in your room

(37:01):
all day crying that I'm not gonna be your stepmother.
Kathy's a star, She's great. That's the kind of joke
guy with me. I actually felt like a lot of
her jokes. I was like, that's kind of like mad
TV me on the Red Girl. It's very similar to
dress for me. Yeah, that's literally very similar. Stick to
what I used to do when I had to do

(37:23):
the red carpet shit.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Good for Kathy? Yeah, exactly. He's like, you said, like
you better watch that. Maybe I'll bust up there and
say I do you know. I was like, I mean,
I felt like even Susan Jenner did that. At first.
It was like wow, my god. It was like all
of them couldn't. Susan Jenner was so I also felt
like she was the stars. I mean, I'm obses. I
would love her to be the Bachelorette. If Susan was

(37:45):
the Bachelorette.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I say Kathy should host the next season.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Of I love Susan's cool with her her chest pump
of like him her ground. I want Susan to like
adopt me and just tell me everything's gonna be okay,
like Susan and cool. I mean, like it's not the
meat balls it's the mole Ay. It's the mallay, a
moleay obsessed. So then Leslie she goes, oh, look at

(38:11):
that tushy. I'm heartbroken, and she goes, but we're yeah,
she tied out Leslie's tushy. How greater tushy looked. I
know you were heartbroken, but we're heartbroken on television. Yeah, literally,
And she's like, but we're here to celebrate love, like
somebody got a talking point. Yes, meanwhile, somebody got a

(38:32):
talking point because she's here to I just should try
to be because they haven't given that bit, the big
trophy away. You want to be the you almost want
to be number two, to have the pick. I love,
I love love. I'm still hopeful. Yeah, yeah, all of
a sudden you love love. Leslie. Yours was I never
get picked. I never get picked, And now it's like
I'm a hopeless romantic. Meanwhile, up bounds adorable golden retriever.

(38:55):
Ben Higgins, I mean Ben Higgins, just everybody who met
him in person. I did his podcast but it was
on zoom. Everyone who's met him in person says he's
so hot, which is interesting to me. But again, we've
all found that we found that with all of them.
You're like, well, yeah, they're all human prizes. They're all
human prizes. They did gadgets. Yes, so beautiful. So apparently

(39:16):
he's super hot. Allegedly he walks up and he's like
a huge fan, huge fan. And Kathy's like wow, She's like,
she goes, she goes, he goes, are you gonna start
a wedding dance with me? Get higgy with it? Oh,
I missed that. I did not realize that's what he said.
He said, get higgy with it.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I mean he's trying.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
He tried.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
I thought he had to marry it like a person
out of the franchise.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
You know what. Smart move, smart move? Actually, like he
will last? Like you know, also, I think it's gonna
have a nice run, and I think will last. I
think Dean and Caitlin are They're so cute. They're so cute.
So they trot out Trista and Ryan and Jason and Molly.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Wow, poor Tristan given a microphone. Nobody asked him a question.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
He just Ryan Ry, Ryan, looking off.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Trying to participate any nobody throws to him. He then
when they leave, bangs into you know, I was like,
I got your glasses, dude, you should see in front
of him. I know he's still he was the greatest
dud on the first season. He's continued to be the dud.
He's there, lovely together.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
That's kid choice because he was just sort of just
like there.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
You know what, And he's somebody that almost feels not
threatened like he because a lot of men wouldn't be
able to handle that. Most guys would be like, they
only talk to you. I'm fucking part of this. I
did twenty years too, like he. I have to tell you,
I feel like he looks really cute.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
He great.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
He had that weird health scare he did. I didn't watch.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Kristin Ryan and like they couldn't figure it out. And
it was like one of those like weird things when
everybody was getting COVID and it was similar type things,
but it wasn't COVID. And I don't know if it
ended up being like lying disease or something, but it
was like a bug.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It was brutal. It's something I kept reading it every
day on People magazine. I was down all like daily
wondering what's going on with I get sucked out hales
thing that I'm like, what am I doing with my hours? Meanwhile,
Jason and Molly, I didn't watch that season. How do
we feel, Katie? Yeah, I mean they're fine. I like them.

(41:23):
Where do they live?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
The one that he like changed it after that, which
is fun. That's it and now, but hey, it worked out,
so was he? Was it as shocking as.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
The ari of it all?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I think yes, because it was so.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I think it was honestly the first time that ever.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Happened, and it was a like after the.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Final it is still shocking that that's not I mean,
I can see, but I mean, hey, honestly like better
do it? Yeah, because it's like.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
He doesn't want to be with someone he doesn't love.
She doesn't want to be with someone who doesn't love her. No,
it sucks, and I don't think they sho did it
on live television, but I think for the best.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
A great to agree. Meanwhile, it's they're like, what do
you remember? They're like the rain, and then Kathy goes,
I'm single. I need a guy.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Kathy.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Hell yeah, Kathy, he's coming to derail again. Let's just
circle it back to Kathy. Let's just circle it back.
Nothing to do here for it. We're like, we're out
in the middle of the desert. There's no monsoon coming.
It's full as dry as a bone. Luck. Yeah exactly. Meanwhile,
Joey bounds up looking cute. Oh my god. I'm so
he's getting hotter and hotter.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
I will say, I'm excited for him.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Okay, I'm suit in that hot in that green suit
last night.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
May I be inappropriate and say bon er police? I
feel like he might be packing heat, Joey, Katie, he
is right. He like he's got a tennis racket in
those pans. I feel like that pink suit. I'm like, yeah, Joey. Meanwhile,
look not for me.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
He looks great. He looks great, nice makeover, they give
him a haircut.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
He looks hot, he's so sweet. I'm concerned just from
the previous I'm concerned it doesn't work out for our
king and I and I hope they didn't give it away.
I really they do this every time. But I'm true,
but I fear that he doesn't end up with someone

(43:19):
like for real. And then I'm like, is he out
here having to like put up? The thing is, though,
you'll get more women hitting on after.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh yeah, once we once the reveal happens.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Forget it that you've been heartbroken and you're Joe, you're
a sweetpeat oh in that pink suit. Forget it.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I think also when you're sucked into the Bachelor franchise
and you become part of the machines.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
You guys like to say.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
There really is like a push to be married. Yes,
like there is very much like you've got to get married.
You've got to get married, like, which I think is
interesting that does not really exist in the outside world
of people that same age group.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
No, twenty four for it.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Wow, time is a ticket.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, married, you don't have kids, you have a televised wedding.
I mean, speaking of the machine of it. I'm so
excited to meet Braiden. I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Biden was it was almost they like created him, like
Russia made him in a lab.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
He's so good at it. We're not marry yet, but
I just want to say, guys, if you're just I
think he's coming. He's been so sweet to communicate with.
Not only we've had that before, well of course, yes,
Wells loves Sam and we love Wells, so then we

(44:42):
love Braiden. But I will say this, I think speaking
of Chris General, I feel like Branden is such next
level genius of publicity, like this is this is so fun.
I'm like, I mean, I love it.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I love I bet he sunk that boat local news and.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Because he knew how the skills.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
But he's not an hour.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
He's like, he's not. If it fails in this, he
can be part of below deck. How do I he's
so great, he's adorable, okay, So I mean he could
be a stew he could be a bose and all.
Meanwhile a deckhand. Okay. So so she's got no thing
and she goes, well, if you aren't already getting married,

(45:30):
I married and my married daughter, but she's already married
to Joey.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
If you weren't already together, probably with somebody, and if
my daughter wasn't happily married, I'd put you two together,
I'd marry you to my married daughter. Like again, it
is giving like the unhinged grandmother mip, okay.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I bleep this, I'm gonna keep it, and but we
can bleep it. His girlfriend went to school with or
like I was with her and I was with her
in a bar in New York and like it was.
I think they would they know Kathy's.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Daughter, okay and daughter.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, they know Kathy's daughter. And they said that Kathy's
a piece of work. And I'm here like that she
was a handful. Oh yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Imagine he was just holding in her star power the exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
She was a queen without a throw.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, but don't even Kathy was the one who It
was like the day for the daughter to have her
prom pictures and Kathy knocks the daughter out of the
way and was like, I want in these problems.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Believe me. The reason why I got a prom dress
for the party. When my mom met my ex, I
had to warn him that he had to flirt with
her because I'm a boyfriend before that didn't like flirt
with she. No, granted he was a piece of shit.
He was awful. The guy before like my act like
the guy who didn't flirt with her sucked. But I
was like, you gotta treat her like a lady.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
You gotta give a little and he did.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
He would like take her out on like like day
to you know what. I appreciate that he did that.
She loved him, like, I think that's wonderful. You know what,
why not? Okay, here we go, so shout out, you know,
shout out. I mean, I can't imagine doctor Shamwam Shamaha
and JJ.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
He would have doctor doctor Shamwam. You're gonna have to
flirt with my.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
You gotta flirt with my mom. See we try, it
would be, it would be and she would if he
didn't flirt with her, she wouldn't be in a brother
exactly like all well, we met somebody that kept being
like basically she really liked bleep this. I'll write it down.

(47:35):
I'll just write it down. I'm not gonna blieve it.
So I was with I was with Shamwam at a
party and we met this person who's older and she
was like kind of known, and she was like loved Shamwam.
She was all in on Shamwam. And she was like,
what's your dad's deal? And like he's like he's murdering

(47:55):
him up. And then I went into Vali at their
house and he gave his dad came out like looking
all slick and is like a great looking outfit and
he was like watch out, like so and so is
gonna come still your dad like and we were all like,
so look, here we go. Anyway, so we met there,
so here we are. Teresa is like, this is amazing

(48:16):
that I'm going to be married any minute now. This
is really soon, but it's amazing. Why don't we take
a quick break and we'll come back and we'll meet
the wedding planner.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Bone zone.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and her back.
They got her a wedding planner. Now what do you
know about this wedding planner?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
She is the biggest wedding planner is all the Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
She did like j Loo's wedding. No mindy is yeah,
she is.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Like when I saw that, I was like, yeah, what
is the budget for this?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
I was like Amazon, right, well, Amazon the.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Biggest hit they've ever had.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
But I thought maybe she has her own line of
like stuff that is selling. And they're like, because she's
so big, she's now expanded.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
God let me tell you guys, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
She is like for over twenty five years in California,
like she is the go to person.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, I didn't know that. I didn't know. I was like,
I didn't I didn't have a wedding planner. I've never
looked into wedding plan. I don't know anything about a wedding.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Because she does flowers and she does like so she's
arranged like so she's like a florist and she does
all of it. Just she puts it all together, and
a guess she is the absolute best and called out
eight fort.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I mean just looking at looking at those flowers alone. Yeah,
like I had branches and it was expensive and it
was like just dead branches of a couple like tea candles. Beautiful. God,
just don't get me wrong. But like like that that
looked like what she was showing her this sample. I
was like, like, what are they gonna do with those flowers? When?

(50:02):
So where all those flowers going? That's just the sample.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Like but remember they knock this all out within like
two days done at that wasn't like four months ago
that they were.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
That was the day before they'd already picked it out. Yes,
those were going on the table. They were beautiful. It
was stunning. Bendy's amazing. I mean that's so Meanwhile, Natasha, Natasha,
what are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Who's Natasha? Wait a minute, wait Natasha from you gotta
have a chair at the road.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yes, chair.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Coach.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
You know what, look, get your cherry, good for her,
make your market, do your thing, get your followers. You
get like sixty seconds. And you know what I liked.
I liked she actually was like would She talked into
camera and she was like, get up, get off the
fucking couch, Like, yes, you need to be able to sit,
but you also need to get off. You think you

(50:55):
can't make a change, get out of your house. Basically,
go become a chance being. Dive into this, Go dive
into life and participate. Does go dive in and see
what life has. Start moving around, Go say yes to
the dress like of life like, go be a part
of the world, which is it's easy to get, it's
easy to get a little bit of become a boo rat.

(51:16):
I thought that was I'm so smart When she was
like people at home because she knew we were all
on our own, she was right, yes, And I thought, oh,
she's brilliant. Well done. Get out in the world. You
are number one. Remember you are number one. I loved it.
Did you enjoy that, Katie? Yeah? I thought it was
really nice. She's so great. Meanwhile, Edith and Joan walked up.
Edith is such a babe. I can't believe he wasn't

(51:38):
remotely interested in her. She's too hot and she seems
warm and sweet. She was gracious, like how is she
does not even she didn't even like It's like he
didn't even focus in on her at all. It's like
he never even It's like she was like invisible to him. Yeah,
the producers knew she was first out of a limo.

(52:00):
She's everything. She was gadgeous. I think all of us
are just shocked that she I mean, Rob Benedict was like, oh, Conoley,
eat it okay. So they're like it's a love story.
It's a love story the right and they everyone was
being gracious. I think is they want to get picked.
They're like the right person one, the right person one.
It gave me hope, Joe and I have hope. Now

(52:21):
I love seeing this. Meanwhile, Charity and Kathy are now
at the bar. Up comes, up comes. Uh. I'm at
one of my favorite places, the bar. The only problem
I'm sober as a judge, q Wells the bartender. They
make him be the bar tender and he brings up

(52:41):
the drinks, toast to love all the single ladies, et cetera.
Et cetera.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
But one headlight, one headlight and then what was the
last one that was their signature cocktail.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I can't remember believing they were so cute. We love wells.
He's so like, he's so handsome. They're so lucky to
have him because he also was a professional DJ or
is still like for years before he was ever even
on this franchise. He is and was like a pro

(53:13):
DJ and like is like really good on his feet. Yeah,
and he's gracious and he's engaging and he's so handsome
and in a way that's not just like like a Kendall,
you know, like he's just the perfect person for the franchise.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
He's perfect. He knows where the camera is. He he
had a certain amount of time to get those drinks out,
like he was. I just love him, and I was like,
you're underutilized.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I agree to agree yes, and they I always think
that And then they like cut him like he didn't
get to say the last name, and he rolled with it.
He didn't jam it in, like he just was like
he's so good at being in this franchise. So then
they go wedding dress shopping. It's the mom, the daughters
Susan and her friend of me, Cathy. Were you guys

(53:59):
surprised by that?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yes, I guess they're cool now.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I mean, IBC just saw somehow that Kathy was a star.
It's weird that you would have like a two on
one person essentially that that would then be the person's like,
I can't go without my girls. It's like, you know,
Karenne and emotional intelligence, you don't like you would never
have a why two people that? But but but it
felt like Teresa didn't have animosity towards Kathy. She has

(54:25):
no issues. No, she's pretty killing me.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
What's her name? Cheyenne? No, the one Shane, I forget
the one, the blonde girl that was like a villain
during the Square Headed Guy Clayton season Squared, Hag and
then Genevieve were absolute enemies and then they were the
best of friends at Paradise. Yes, I mean it happens.

(54:48):
Sometimes you fight what's on because you're actually a lot
in common.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
You know what exactly? That's a really good point.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
And again, as they all say, you're in the bubble,
once they left the bubble, they're like, I don't want
Gary like I get.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Also, once you're out of the bubble and you were
realize you're accidentally on this sleeper hid like I think
they thought it'd be fun that it was swept the
nation as we saw doing this. It was so easy
to book the podcast because people that have never watched,
They're like, I don't want to watch Paradise, but I'm
watching Golden Bachelor. And Gary also started out so such

(55:25):
a unicorn, like the first few episodes, and they did
it so well. I think they did it all.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
You bring your most recent paced up, I can see
what you make.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
But that's what I'm saying, like out of out of
the bubble, I think they all realized, like he got
who he wanted to be with their.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You know, and they're like, yeah, I don't want to
be with the guy that cleans the hot tub or whatever.
I like, Okay, So did they go to It was
Monique Loier that they went. No, they went to Badly Mischiko.
I met the whoa, my god, I'm so sorry. Yes,
they also meant Neil Laane has never looked better? Whoever

(56:05):
did Neil Laane and Kathy? I want both info.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I mean Neil also has gone gray. I feel like
he always doned it.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
He looks great. He looked great, and he didn't look
frozen like he Loodately, I know this. I can't mention.
I can't say, I can't say this person anymore. I
was this is so controversial, this is this pretend this
person is not this person who as a man with
facial stuff, whoever did now incredibly awful? Alec Bald's face

(56:34):
his face always No, it's always great. He always has
look he's always had the best work. And so I
felt like, because some people you're like, whoa like? Look,
I understand it's a tough town and HD is brutal,
and like the town is mean even to gentlemen. I'm harsher, ladies.
It's a the world is harsher as people age, I
would imagine, particularly as a as a love interest or

(56:56):
a leading lady or a leading man. Neil Lane, whoever,
he looked so good. He looked great, good, he looked great.
He looked happy and sprightly and spry.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, he looked good. Whoever's doing his work there? I
mean he is drinking the blood of virgins.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I mean literally, I feel like he went to whoever
what's her name went to the one who looks so
good and posted about it on Ross In New York.
Doctor Andrew Jackamo that I mean, I followed him, spent.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
A month in Florida and he was a whole new man.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Oh oh my god, she looked great. She posted about it,
was like, good for you, Sonya, So Neil looked great.
Teresa's going to wedding dress with chopping with her best
friends and then literally so Katie goes, oh, okay. So
she's trying to put on the dress and she's like

(57:48):
and then Kathy's like, I'm gonna zip it. I have
to say, she looks incredible in every dress. She got
a great little figure and the dress were beautiful, and
it didn't feel crazy to see this woman and like
it didn't feel like Cinderella. It felt appropriate and beautiful.
I thought it look good.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
The only issue I had with the final one was
just because she's so little. It just felt like a
lot of dress and I thought, maybe, I know, like
the little the.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
De Utage, it.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Could have been a little higher, just because I felt
like it was like hanging. But again, Bagley Michiga, free dress,
mighty doing your wedding, Lakina, this.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Is not a cheap weddy. I feel like everyone And
what really touched me was seeing her daughter's reactions and
Susan Susan. Susan was Susan is so lovely. Yeah, Susan,
she's a wedding officiant. I don't know how you pay

(58:52):
your bills doing that, but that's what she does.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
She has another job too, she makes her hair.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I feel like she's had hair. She could do your
hair and maybe do your wedding like she could be
your wedding hair and official. Great it all. She's so cute.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
She can handle six inches remember she said that, Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
And and she's with women and men.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
She's very lady. She said three ways.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
She could need a pint of ice cream and not
end up in the bath. She also loves Chris Jenner.
She cried, I hope she's the bachelorette. I really do.
If they can handle a woman with short hair, which
I don't know if America is ready for, she's like,
she's sexy. I love Susan Jenner again.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
She means who stole? I thought she stole. I know
Kathy stole it, but I know.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
But because Susan stole the show without without being like
she was. She was authentically stealing the show. So then
so then she goes, I have something to tell you.
So then they bring Susan aside, they pull her out,
they Gary and and and Teresa takes Susan out a
little something, have something to tell it. And then she
goes Kathy. Teresa goes, I'm pregnant. Yeah, that was so good,

(01:00:07):
such a good line. That's such a good line. Loved it.
I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant. So then
she goes, we want you to be our officiate. She
starts crying and she goes, I know it. I fixed
her hair before the first date that she went on
for every date, like basically like she didn't get her

(01:00:27):
date with Gary, but she was like the birds for Cinderella.
She was Cinderella's little like tinker Bell that got her
ready and was like roosting her friend, like really, and
she's like, I did her hair. She's driving that first
day she came back, she was all excited and I'm like, again,
the friendship, I hope they can. I think they will.

(01:00:48):
I think the old men will be friends. I think
we'll see some very cute male friendship. So I we'll
see something. This is gonna like do me in. Do
you you love old men? Love old man? You do?

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I keep saying to Brian, I cannot wait till you
are old and like wrinkly and we can be I
can be like man, I just love older men.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
That's so cute.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
The worst thing that ever happened to me was VIAGRAA
because I don't want anything sexual. I just love them.
Oh sorrible. So I just want to hang out and
watch that and I'm excited. Well, meanwhile, here we go,
you guys. Yes, Brandon and Christina Mandra walk up. Look,
I had a cowboy he had a cowboy hat on.

(01:01:30):
He's gone a little bit country. He went a little
bit country. And so we found out that she slid
into his DMS and they facetimed every night. They found
out they both loved Tenacious D. She he loved Tenacious D.
She had two tickets. Was shocked me. For those of
you out there, Tonac's D is Jack Black's musical duo,

(01:01:51):
which is they're amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Kyle Gas on the road. He was in Cleveland. Yeah,
came to our show on tours.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
That's so great. So what are we surprise that Jesse
knew who was too? He must or they must have
prepped him in advance. But maybe he might be who
knows Jesse's Jesse's a code of many colors. Now that's true.
That's true. So then she had two tickets to the
concert and he goes, I'm moving to Tennessee. I leave
here Saturday morning. This I was like, it was like,

(01:02:19):
we got to Francisco is a twenty nine hour drive.
She wore a fake disguise to pick him up at
the airport. She loves that they can be with herself.
He loves her daughter. And then now I know people
have given them ship. I'm sorry. I loved it. I
feel like this guy, well he knows where the camera

(01:02:40):
is and he knows a moment. He's Chris Jenner. He's
a genius. He and by the way he picked up
she was a fiery fun contestant. She wanted her rose.
They like they're both entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Yeah, she was so funny where when they like gave
someone else else and she was like, oh that's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
How she got on myros And You're like, what is
it like the equal to Brandon like he actually wound
his counterpart within the franchise. Who else, Like it's actually
the person that like they're equal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Yeah, when do we think they met? Is I'm just
wondering how long this relationship has been going. Oh, I
mean longer than the people on Paradise.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Like there was like a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Hard reveal like a month or two ago right on
social it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Was when I was right at the end of it
was at the end of the finale, the very finale.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
They've gone together, So that means I'm just saying like
he would have, but that was mostly been dating since
five months.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
It's like August or July, since he got back from Paradise,
unless they had already flirted before Paradise, but so they
finished Paradise in like July.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
It says they dated sometime after June twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
So after we got back from Paradise. So they've been
together like six months.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
And I sort of I thought he saw his shot
I'm in front of the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I was like, it would be so great if they
like were like, I'm sorry, we don't have enough time.
Oh my god, he has stepped he has to be
a step dad. Yea, but he seems up for it. Honestly,
he'd be I feel like he'd be like of all
the people you could get, I'll take he's fun at least.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
I mean, it shocked me because again I thought he
wanted to be like the f boy who then goes
back to San Diego and is banging everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
And the fact that it's even more it's even more genius. Yeah,
it's so smart. I want. I mean, I feel like
it seems like he does want love and he fell
in love with her or he's a press and presario. Yeah,
like he could be. And good for him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
He's a spin doctor of his own making, which I
think is great. But I think I was like, wow,
like good you know, I mean six months later getting
married and moving to Nashville, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I had him. I feel like we all had him wrong. Yeah,
I'm here for him. I can't wait to meet him
and come. I hope you want to come meet him
and San Francisco. Okay, why don't we should we take
a break, come back and do the wedding and the
tweetter the weeks. This has been so fun, you guys,
all right, we're taking a quick break. We're gonna talk
about the actual wedding, and then the twee of the

(01:05:01):
week the eagle is landed and we're back. So then
they made sure we got we just had Christina Mandre
and our boy Braiden just got engaged. And then she goes,

(01:05:24):
this is why we got all nails dem and then
they go show that Neil Lane sparkler and there was
such a sea around them. I felt bad for Neil Lane.
We didn't get to see. The ring was wild. It
was wild. And then they clarified because I think people
started tweeting they were mad at Braden. They clarified that
he had called Gary and Theresa, which I think they
had to do. Yeah. I mean I feel like in

(01:05:48):
the world of The Bachelor, I don't think Gary and
Teresa could ever be upstaged. No, there's no way. It's
not like if it was at Charity's wedding that would
have been really inappropriate. Yeah, but I feel like this
is everyone is so you cannot upstage this couple. You can't.
But it's also dreamed the cocktail reception and it's like

(01:06:08):
three minutes like great woo, okay, yeah, pushing forward and
it's not your peer. It's not your peer.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
So we go to okay, uh, Teresa's bachelorette party with
the Amazon Wedding Registry and it's faith Ellen, Uh, Sandra
and Susan and we have Jenna Williams boudoir session photo shoot. Ah.
I love Sandra. She's like, I'm emotionally aroused. I want

(01:06:39):
to celebrate sexuality. She was so horny for Denzel, rubbing
the rubbing the four poster bed. I thought, Paultta Pauletta
Washington must be like, watch out lady, like it was
making me laugh. His wife. Denzel's wife, Ellen was very nervous,
but then was so cute, so cute. She's so cute.

(01:07:00):
I mean, like she did it. She. I mean I
really think Teresa was like I am going to make
Gary horny. Like I don't think this was put this
was her. She was ready to arouse. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
When she was like also just the outfit, I was like, well, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Hell we literally you're on live.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I mean you're on television doing this outfit and a
little tiny teddy like see throw it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Was like with his plunging neck.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I was like, good for you, like this is amazing.
I did think it was very It was interesting like
for uh, you know ABC daytime, not daytime, but like
evening wedding thing. I thought, oh, this is a bit
risque and I kind of loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
I agree. And then they had the Chippendale dancer. Oh
that's what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah, the one guy that uh they were patting the
stomach of. He was on the poly d okay. And
when they went to Vegas to find love.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
So Sandra Shylan as her escort and she's like Shay
Long and then she starts, she goes his roommates, which
is his abs, and she called it was amazing. So
then Faith comes up and they say to They're like,
so this was obsessed with Kathy. Gary, would to marry

(01:08:20):
you because you would leave your dead horse buried in
your yard? But would you leave your dead horse?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
It was just like it was sort of like they
almost asked like, can I have a moment to clarify
that I would leave my dead horse? And it was like, okay,
we'll give you this moment.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
And the way it was dumb was was with Kathy,
who was It was about as much segue as I
did earlier with your eating the sand and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Dead horse. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Literally, it was like, it's the perfect person to call it.
I was like, you want to leave your dead horse?
So he's out like I loved it. Meanwhile, Charity's fiance
Dotton comes up. Kathy is like, I'm gonna take your man.
Dot is so cute. He's such a gentleman. I loved
his outfit. He is so handsome and so so. Then

(01:09:06):
Teresa says to him, I would marry you in a basement.
I love you. I love you, I love you. I
love you so basically, because this whole thing was she
got married in a basement the first time. She had
like twenty four hours. It was in her parents' basement,
and she's so excited, I would marry you in a basement.
I love you. So it's the night before both of

(01:09:28):
them have Tony and Billy. She has Billy on her
mind and she's like, Billy, I'm gonna get married again.
Oh I know I can't. She's like, and he's saying,
this is someone I love you. Teresa. You're someone who
makes me a better person. You make me calm. She said,
I miss seventy year old bride. Oh it makes me. Oh,

(01:09:49):
it shok me from my mom. I was just like,
you wish that your mom could have that. Also was
such a shitty father that I had. I wish she
could have had like the happiness. Now maybe Gary without
the scandal. Yeah, okay. So then there's this giant flower
arch shout out to d I mean incredible, the flower
ouch was incredible. So Susan starts out, for those of

(01:10:11):
you who don't know me, I am one of I. Uh,
I don't Oh, I don't even know what I wrote
out there. Well, there we go, Okay, there we go. Okay, okay,
there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
She's like, if you would have told me I would
be doing a bachelor wedding, but it wasn't mine.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Yeah, she was full cappy there for a hot second.
So then the daughter comes up and she said, oh,
Teresa's daughter comes up, and she says, Gary, take good
care of my best friend since birth. I can't handle
the daughter stuff. I can't handle it. So then Teresa says,
this is the man of my dreams. I'm excited, you know,

(01:10:53):
She's just so excited, and she's just like, I can't
believe it. And then she said, I always felt like
there was a soundtrack playing all of my life, so
she picked all of the music. They go down. Her
son walks her down the aisle, and I promised to
you're a man of honor and strength. You make me

(01:11:14):
laugh until I cry. You know, a lot of people
told me to zip it, but I but I promised
to be the calm in your storm. And uh most
of all, for the rest of our lives. I like
pray to have each other in our hearts, even though
if it's just for a few hours. I know. I
was like, I don't say that the seventies. Seventy is
not a lot of people live to one hundred. It

(01:11:34):
could be like thirty more years. Yes, Gary, He's like,
you're like the first sip of a chocolate milkshake. I
felt like her. I liked hers better than his, but
I'll just say that I thought, okay, you are I
liked his at the end. Yes, you're the woman I
love you know you You took my hand and you
calm me down. You're a strong and independent woman. You

(01:11:57):
touched my soul. You you are the love that came
silently and without warning. It's authentic. Yes yeah and uh word,
yeah yeah, But I love your the love that came
silently and without warning. I loved it. And then they

(01:12:17):
got married, and then Zach and Katy were there. I
never recognize them. I never recognized her hair's darker now,
I never recognize them. I never And then Dotten and
Charity are announced, even though Zach and Katy said nothing.
Dotten and Charity are getting married in the fall of
twenty twenty five, which feels far, but I thought maybe
it was they're going to try and do another television extravaganza.

(01:12:40):
I do it next fall? Do it fall twenty twenty four? Oh,
I thought it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Was two years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Okay, you want to know what I thought. We were
in the year twenty twenty five. So I was like, oh,
it's only a few months away. Oh okay, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
They're not going to get married to announce.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I'm like, then you don't want to get married.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
When they did the shot, then when you're getting towards
the end and it's everybody dancing, I thought that they
would at least have some fun like like the dance
mob that we had with I believing or if getting
higgy with it was something like, I know that there
would be something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Well before we get to that when Charity and Donna
announce it, Kathy starts flirting and says another soldier bite
the dust. Yeah, meanwhile, I agree with you. They I
was thinking, don't stop believing it. First we got little
bloothing twice, we get that twice, and they they and
then Gary had to come down the procession, and then

(01:13:33):
Cayln's and her green dress. So then they're dancing and
then all of a sudden they go to don't stop
believing when they have the wedding band guy who reminds
me of Dennis Govin's a little bit shout out Dennis,
and I appreciated this guy was just couldn't I think,
couldn't believe they got picked to play this and just
was like wild on TV. And it was the wild.
I was like, that's one of my karaoke songs, Like

(01:13:57):
that's a very everybody wants to sing along with that.
And I felt like they were rushed into their cue
and then like kind of like scrambling to catch up,
and then it was just crazy. And then he jumped
on Gary and he was like it was like they
were He's like, catch me Gary. It was like it
was like a crazy wedding signy. He just felt like
the perfect amazing, like you imagine that live must be

(01:14:19):
like that all the time. And I felt like Gary
was confused. It was felt like nobody knew where the
camera wedding is awkward. Yeah, that's true, it's pretty Yes,
So apparently they had a private reception like with their
family and friends afterwards, probably which I make I mean,
like you know, with actual friends and not just bacheloration there. Well,

(01:14:42):
it was so fun overall. I wish them well they're
off to Italy. I loved it, Like we haven't gotten
a wedding on TV from a successful couple. When was
the last wedding we had, well, Marion, that wasn't even
their real wedding, Like, we haven't gotten like a own

(01:15:03):
wedding special we saw on There was one since we've
done it, there was one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
I can't even remember remember.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
I can't either when the last wedding special was. Well, anyway,
you guys were back and we're gonna be doing it's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Like literally like Ashley I and Jared did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
They have a wedding special. I don't think they did.
I remember Ashley I and Jared. She gave him the
bananas letter at a wedding. It was at somebody's wedding
she gave did they maybe maybe it was maybe it
was at their wedding. It probably was.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
I feel like they're the last televised wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
I remember they did they get their own wedding. Then
that's the one because I remember she gave him the
letter on the step. Okay, well, you guys, we're back.
We're doing our draft picks. So if you can't make
the San Francisco, we'll be posting them the next day,
but or the day after, but they'll be up before
the show starts. The Bachelor Joey season starts Monday the
twenty second, So come play with this the Monday the

(01:15:58):
twentieth in San Francisco. Oh, come meet us, Meet Brayden,
meet Aaron Foley, Jakeith, Doug Benson, our friend Lorie, our
friend Bill Kuntler. So come play with us. You can
take pictures of us after the show. So we're gonna do.
We got some fun reviews. Guys want to hear some reviews. Okay,

(01:16:18):
you guys, Whitney, Doctor Banana, Katie, we have so many
fun new reviews. Okay. Starting the year off twenty twenty four,
with twenty four, twenty four and fifty one ratings. That's
pretty good, gals, don't you think? I think so? Here's
one five stars best Bachelor recaps. I get white people

(01:16:38):
listen to this without watching. I discovered Arden through Nick Vile,
but I have since ditch Nickvile and only listen to
Arden so funny and stays on topic. Nick needs to
respect where he came from and talk more about the Bachelor, lol.
But nobody is as funny as Arden and the Gang. Well,
since since I was in the Bachelor mansion, I will
only talk Bachelor. Hi. You know what, I'll take it.

(01:17:03):
I'll take the ship he did get Jimmy got for him.
Shout out to Nick. That's a that's a great get. Right.
Here's another one five stars Champion pod. This podcast is
a group of champions. I laugh, I cry, I hear
about horny people. That's a solid review. That's all you

(01:17:25):
need to do. Short, sweet, you know this person listens.
That's the kind of review. And we want reviews from you,
and we're gonna go back and we're gonna do the
tweet of the week. Okay, now tweet of the week.
I am a checked in with sleep crown goal. I'm
gonna say that we're giving out sleep crowns, and then
if we're not, I'm sorry that we're not, but I'm

(01:17:47):
gonna say that we are because she's wait, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
A Carly and Evan. Sorry, I'm looking up all the weddings.
But before that was Jaden Tanner.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Okay, I think Jaden Tanner was the one where the
letter was given. Okay, shout out to our Julie. I can't.
I can't sleep without my sleep crown on you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I've become so obsessed with it. Yeah, I've gotten so
many other people obsessed with it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I have to get orders, yes, so from Chancy people. Yeah,
and and it is epic. They are just people.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
I just feel like it just takes a couple of
times using it and then all of a sudden you
cannot live without it. I mean I absolutely travel with it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Now, Well, here we go, we're gonna hand one out
and don't forget to come get your tickets, come find us.
So and you know what, my movie step Aside episodally
actually on Amazon, so just you might need to rent it.
I got mine for free, but you might need to
rent it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Pride you can watch for free.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
It just press play hit five stars. It's fun for
like tweens. It's like a fun tween movie. Here we go.
My my nephew loves it. Laurie's kids love it. Okay,
So here's our tweet of the week. Are you guys ready?
First two to because the year Lavender Hayes at Purple
Underscore Hayes. I don't think it was okay to propose

(01:19:06):
it a wedding, but it's also weird to have twenty
exes there. Bachelor etiquette hits different. Yes, that's great. This
is trash Car at trash Car sixty nine. The commercials
during this wedding have been longer than some marriages. Also
from trash Car sixty nine. Nothing says very personal valves
like Live on ABC. This is from Lavender Hayes at

(01:19:29):
Purple Underscore Hayes. They got Chippendale's but not Jed. Do
you guys remember Jed? The doc FU jingle? Hannah Brown's
guy Jed? Okay, Lou sass it's her weird now. Jesse
says Golden wedding bingo card was on my Golden wedding
bingo car. Oh that's great. Okay, So those are the
winner your final too, guys, Oh we have another one.

(01:19:50):
HBB at host Body. The wireless mike budget at this
Goatch wedding is unhis. It is every wireless everyone, That's true.
I kept thinking of this goat gadge Golden Bag and
the use of unhinged. You know what, I'm gonna put
that one in the running, I say, I like the
first one. Okay, great, here we go. So HBB at

(01:20:13):
host Body. The wireless mic budget at this gatch wedding
is unhinged or Lavender Hayes at Purple Underscore Hayes. I
didn't think it was okay to propose the wedding, but
it's also weird to have twenty xes there. Bachelor etiquette
hits different. Gatch unhinged or batch etiquette. Gatcher Batch, Whitney,

(01:20:33):
I'll do batch, doctor, Okay, Yeah, you a batch Okay, Okay,
then batch. It is Lavender Hayes at Purple Underscore. Hayes.
I don't think it was okay to propose the wedding,
but it's also weird to have twenty xes there. Bachelor
etiquette hits different. You win the first sleep card of

(01:20:55):
the of the of the year, so Doctor Banana and
I will be up at San Francisco's sketch for US
Saturday Thanks ten days from now three pm with our
homemade earrings that we do. We've got to work on
that Ladies of Lakina and uh that's it. If you
want to tweet next time during the first episode, you

(01:21:16):
can tweet to us at ard and Marine A R
D E N M y R N or ana host
h O s s n I H hashtag w y
A t R. If you're not on Twitter or whatever
X and you're on threads, Anna's is.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
At selling host me same as my Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
There you go. Okay, until next time. My name is
arda Marine. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
I feels so good. I just got one little worsh
finger where you read some cool We read some of
those roles. Listen to your word, who your accept this

(01:22:06):
rolls into your world?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
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