June 27, 2023 • 17 mins
Two friends begin to unpack their relationship as one of them is getting ready to move out.
Writer & Director - GG Hawkins
Cast:
Sarah Yarkin
Madison Lanesey
Andrea Raggio
Tony D’Amato
Rooney
Creator & Showrunner - James Kim
Executive Producer - Taylor Chicoine
Editor & Producer - Cameron Kell
Head of Post & Sound Designer - Diego Perez
Sound Mixer - Daniel Martinez
Photographer - Julian Park
Additional Editing - Kerrianne Thomas
Score - Robert Garrova & Ryo Baum
Artwork - Tony D’Amato
Typography - Ben Tousley
Interviewer - Shaneisha Martin
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh you feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is our production of I Heart Laudio and Overtones Media.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Chill out, dude, Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Jack, I'm outside.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
What of your apartments? At your door?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What do you do to the front door?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I want to play a game.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wait decided? You know you're not?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Can I help you?
Speaker 7 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Is this Jessica called Moorgan floor?
Speaker 7 (00:55):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh my god, I'm botching so hard right now.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I was scratching some random's door. But also he's a
very handsome brandom.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh I'm sorry, BB.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The ten was the worst. Okay, I'm literally gonna beee
my family.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh go go peepp runey, No, you little perve. Sorry, No,
he doesn't understand boundaries. He is bringing shame to my family.
A damn dog. So I thought I told you I
had a UTI?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah what just again?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh, I know, it turns out I don't. I'm just
anxious about having to piece, so I pee all the
time and now I need to retrain my bladder.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Okay, I am sure that you're fine, but you are crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But what if it is a UTI?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, I'm probably fine, but yeah, so I already got started.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh, the movers are coming when tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, but the bedrooms down, the bathroom stone. We just
need to throw the rest in boxes and then I
want to cook for you. I got this like really
good funky orange wine and sweet potatoes, and I accidentally
bought this really expensive salmon.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
How do you accidentally buy expensive salmon?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
A long story? Okay? Oh wait what is this?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Own?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nothing? Just a little something?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh my word, what did you do? Moving themed goll moving.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Socks with little packing peanuts.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You really do have socks for every occasion. I'll wear
them one moving day, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Of course, Bbe.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I've gone down the rabbit hole of packaging and it's
actually pretty amazing how much innovation is happening in the
e comm space right now?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I saw you guys were like doing a thing
with Little Greenie. Oh should we start in the living room?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Okay, okay, yeah, Little Greenie one of our collaps along
with a ton of sustainable fashion advocates.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
We just recorded a whole spot with Sheena Lourgan Organ.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, she's this advocate advocate with a major following on
Instagram yes, and two point or a million followers on
TikTok so. Her first time working with someone with such
a big footprint since we're usually working with micro creators.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh wait, let me show you.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Okay, you are seriously gonna flip because she's so cute.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Hey lovers.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, So I'm here with niche feet and I'm so
excited to announce my new collab with honestly the most
comfortable socks ever.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
So socks have always been a favor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Of much she worked with her design.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
When I put them on, they just feel so silky
and soft, and it's really nice after.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
A long day. But also I love wearing.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Them with my taivas because they have the funnest patterns.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If you're feeling bold.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And you know, I think you get the rest.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
So, wow, what a footprint.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, she's she's so cool.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
She's really down to earth.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, she seems really nice in the video. Yeah, don't
you pronounce them tevas?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No tavus.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You want to take the bookshelf and I'll do these perfect?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What are you laughing at over there?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Do you ever? And your dad were tivas to the
father daughter dance? Stop?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I try to forget that, like every day highlight of
middle school or still has the same He is the influencer.
I die if he got a TikTok, I blocked him
on Instagram because I can't start.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Jerry Is on the Gram. I am adding him right now.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No no, no, no, no, no, please let me have this. Fine,
you're only going to be grisam.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Can you imagine being in middle school right now and
feeling the need to post on Instagram all the time
or TikTok or oh god, our kids on be real.
It's all so fucked well.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
There's actually some good stuff going on there too, like
BLM wouldn't have happened without it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well yeah, yeah, I amplified it. It was like already happening.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh yeah, like all the protests in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, it'sawll the fundraiser you did, yeah, we donated
all profits that week to the Black Women's Small Business Coalition.
Oh that's really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
A black woman artist local to Santa Monica designed the branding.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She's so good. She's actually my neighbor. It was so funny.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
We've been going to the same coffee shop for years
and I was like, why do you look familiar.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Did you go to Davis or something?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
And she was like, no, I went to USC But
then she asked me if I worked for a niche
bee because she had seen me in the thirty under
thirty thing, which I was mortified by. Why because that
article is like the most asshole thing I've ever agreed
to do, like poosing for that picture with my arms crossed.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh you mean this is a picture.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh my god, you framed it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I framed it. You always frame when your best friend
is in Forbes thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Thirty under thirty for art and fancy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I'm still a thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh baby, I love it. I love you.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh when did you paint the statement wall?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
By the way, like the first week of COVID when
I was actually productive and I thought I was going
to use that time to be actually productive.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I love it me too.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
I was trying to remember the last time you were here,
and I think it was when Miura wasn't down. No, no,
New Year's Eve, Oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah that was. Oh nope, Rooney, don eat that.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Rooney, you've done as out? God, Sorry, you such an
idiot something.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
No, No, he's sweet, But yeah, that was a good
New Year's Did Jeremy ever call you?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
By the way, Jeremy from New Year's You met him
my birthday, the one who brought the Portland ipa and
got a migraine and had to leave. Oh right, he
doesn't drink IPAs anymore because I gave him migraines. But
he asked for your number.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Weird? You never texted me? Weird? Wait, he did text me,
but it wasn't gonna work out. What why? He's gu
Come on, geographically undesirable. Who wants to sit in traffic
for fifty minutes only to misshappy hour and pay Sorde
pricing both ways? It's not sustainable, it's not desirable.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Quit.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well, you're a head. Plus, he only texted me once.
Was not like you really liked me?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did you reply?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
So you gusted him?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
He is west of Fairfax. I'm not that desperate for
probably mediocre dick.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're kind of putting him in a box.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Hang on, it's work. Hello, what's up baby? Mm hmmm?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Oh yeah, Well they're not supposed to take them, they're great. Okay,
can you put up the flyer? It's supposed to say
I got crabs?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
But I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know Darren out of it.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I know.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No, it's not problematic. You're problematic. Stop okay. Oh oh okay, no,
I can be there. Yeah, I just have to no, no, no, no,
it's seriously no problem. You're my number one, but you
have to sub for me for Cabo. Okay, okay, I
(08:24):
love ebb Bie. Sorry I was kidding. I'm sure his
penis is fine.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh no, I know, or great and maybe even worth
the drive. I mean, Santa Monica's beautiful, and you know
I love your spot.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I moved actually what well not actually same building, different unit.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Wait, I could have helped you pack.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I actually love packing. It's really satisfying. Like maybe it's
a residual Marie condo.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Thing, so I could have helped.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
So this thing came up for tonight. My social media
girl had a conflict. So oh yeah, she's a single
mom by choice. She's incredible, but this thing came up
and she can't make it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
But it's not until eight, so we'll definitely be.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Patched by then. Do you think you want to say
it for dinner?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
So, I mean it kind of depends on the traffic.
Since the thing is over in Venice. It's like this
ironic crab shack and dangerous mes caw ploma's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well, just let me know because I can defrost the salmon. Now.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I think they might have food there, and I don't
want you to waste your nice salmon.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well, I bought it by accident, right right?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
How the fuck do you buy salmon by accident?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So I went to the farmer's market on Sunday to
this local family owned fishery guy, and I was like,
I'll take a pound of salmon because how much is
a pound even? And then he cut it and weighed
and wrapped it in the paper and then he hands
it to me and I see the price, and I'm like,
I like a little like panic attack. But I can't
give the salmon back to the fish farmer man. Oh right,
thank you. I don't want to be that person.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, no, no, no, you can't be that Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So I paid for it and I didn't buy anything else.
I just came right back home. I don't think it'll
last the move the salmon, right.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
So I?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh, can I let you know?
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Of course? So is eating crab a cute? Look?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Now for the gram Sorry, sorry, TikTok?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Do you want this?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's really nice? I just never use it.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
I'm okay to good will you go thinks though, Yeah,
of course, tell me about your new place.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh it's super cute. It's just this little bungalow by
the rest of our you know earl like the person
does street. I don't like by the dog run. Well,
it's really nice over there. They have a big dog
run and a little dog run. Rooney goes in the
little run.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Wa wait, don't pack that. Oh, I'll use it for
the salmon.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You love the dog run. You're gonna have so many
friends now you're little dumb dumb.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh could you not call him dumb?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
It's just like kind of mean to him.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
He's a dog. I know it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I love my dog, but I know it's it's mostly
your tone, my tone.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Yeah, Like sometimes I feel like you like say stuff
like you're joking, but it's actually kind of passive aggressive,
Like I feel like, for example, like you know, earlier
when you like texted me that I was late and
then I came and then you told me.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I was like, yeah, because you were late.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah, but that wasn't really my fault.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I mean, there's like a ton of traffic.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So okay, so I was just like saying facts. You
said you're gonna be here three and then you hit
traffic and you were really late.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
No, so I was just I.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Don't know why.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
No, it's just like, no, it's it's your tone.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
It's the tone of how I talk.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Never mind, I'm sorry, the tone of how I tech.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, it's it's forget it.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Wait. No, I want to understand, because I don't want you.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
To be mad at you.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You seem kind of mad me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, well, I'm just getting frustrated with it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's like, wait, sorry, what tone can you specify?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Like the tone that you use when you're basically shitting
all over everything in your life like your dog and
my friends and my business.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Come on, I'm not cheating on your business.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, you kind of are.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Look, I'm sorry. I am sorry. I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings on you know, I'm so happy for
you and like all that you're doing.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's just like, I feel like since you moved to
the West Side, you were you have different priorities.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Every mind, Jessica, you know you're from Berkeley. You've on
the same pair of berks since your feet stop growing
in seventh grade, and now you're selling statement socks so
some influencer can wear them while winking at the camera,
and I'm matching yoga side.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Jesus Christ, Let's come on.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
We used to make fun of those people.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
It's a small business for women, run by women.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And you're killing it, okay? Is that what you want
to hear?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Jess Are you seeing your therapist?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
What? Why?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Because you're clearly harboring all this anger and you might
want to consider working.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Through it with a professional. But I'm not angry, Jessica.
I feel like you're angry. Well I'm not, and I'm
sorry you feel that way, Jess.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm saying this because I care about you.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I love you, bb And if you need medication to
help you with this transition.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Medication for being a bitch boebe.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm not saying you're a bit buck?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Is baby? And why do you keep calling me that?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
If you're gonna attack my terms of endearment, then you're
definitely holding on to anger.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh my god, what are you doing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Throwing the salmon away? Hey? I don't want to eat it.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Alonge, Fine, make the fancy salmon and I'll watch you
eat it.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I bought it on accident.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Who the fuck cares it's salmon.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I wanted to eat it with you.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Look, I think this can compit in that fall.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
I think I can manage the rest by myself. I'm
happy to help, you know, I don't know, I know,
And thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Really the crabs can we It's fine, I'll be fine.
It's fine, okay, but thanks for coming and for the socks.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, of course anytime.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh no, Roonie stay stay, Ruddy Rudy, come here, come here,
Come here, you brilliant little genius dog. You so smart.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Wow, fuck off, it's just you and me, babe.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
This episode of GUFF, which stands for Geographically Undesirable Friend,
was written and directed by G. G. Hawkins. Story by
Ggi Hawkins and Sarah Yarkin, starring Madison Lanacy and Sarah
Yarkin as Live and Jessica, also starring Andrea Raggio as Sheena, Lorigan,
Tony Demazzo as James, and Rooney Kim as himself.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Thank you to Lyndon and.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Paul, Colleen Skavinski and Finley Yarkin, the editor and producer
is Cameron Kell, additional editing from Carrie Anne Thomas. On
set sound mixer is Daniel Martinez. Sound designer and head
of post production is Diego Perez. Creator and showrunner is
James Kim. On set photographer is Julian Park. Score by
(16:45):
Robert Garova and Ryobaum. You feel in this as a
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Oh you feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is our production of I Heart Laudio and Overtones Media.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Chill out, dude, Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Jack, I'm outside.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
What of your apartments? At your door?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What do you do to the front door?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I want to play a game.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wait decided? You know you're not?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Can I help you?
Speaker 7 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Is this Jessica called Moorgan floor?
Speaker 7 (00:55):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh my god, I'm botching so hard right now.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I was scratching some random's door. But also he's a
very handsome brandom.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh I'm sorry, BB.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The ten was the worst. Okay, I'm literally gonna beee
my family.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh go go peepp runey, No, you little perve. Sorry, No,
he doesn't understand boundaries. He is bringing shame to my family.
A damn dog. So I thought I told you I
had a UTI?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah what just again?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh, I know, it turns out I don't. I'm just
anxious about having to piece, so I pee all the
time and now I need to retrain my bladder.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Okay, I am sure that you're fine, but you are crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But what if it is a UTI?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, I'm probably fine, but yeah, so I already got started.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh, the movers are coming when tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, but the bedrooms down, the bathroom stone. We just
need to throw the rest in boxes and then I
want to cook for you. I got this like really
good funky orange wine and sweet potatoes, and I accidentally
bought this really expensive salmon.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
How do you accidentally buy expensive salmon?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
A long story? Okay? Oh wait what is this?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Own?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Nothing? Just a little something?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh my word, what did you do? Moving themed goll moving.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Socks with little packing peanuts.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You really do have socks for every occasion. I'll wear
them one moving day, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Of course, Bbe.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I've gone down the rabbit hole of packaging and it's
actually pretty amazing how much innovation is happening in the
e comm space right now?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I saw you guys were like doing a thing
with Little Greenie. Oh should we start in the living room?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Okay, okay, yeah, Little Greenie one of our collaps along
with a ton of sustainable fashion advocates.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
We just recorded a whole spot with Sheena Lourgan Organ.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, she's this advocate advocate with a major following on
Instagram yes, and two point or a million followers on
TikTok so. Her first time working with someone with such
a big footprint since we're usually working with micro creators.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh wait, let me show you.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Okay, you are seriously gonna flip because she's so cute.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Hey lovers.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, So I'm here with niche feet and I'm so
excited to announce my new collab with honestly the most
comfortable socks ever.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
So socks have always been a favor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Of much she worked with her design.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
When I put them on, they just feel so silky
and soft, and it's really nice after.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
A long day. But also I love wearing.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Them with my taivas because they have the funnest patterns.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If you're feeling bold.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And you know, I think you get the rest.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
So, wow, what a footprint.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, she's she's so cool.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
She's really down to earth.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, she seems really nice in the video. Yeah, don't
you pronounce them tevas?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
No tavus.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You want to take the bookshelf and I'll do these perfect?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What are you laughing at over there?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Do you ever? And your dad were tivas to the
father daughter dance? Stop?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I try to forget that, like every day highlight of
middle school or still has the same He is the influencer.
I die if he got a TikTok, I blocked him
on Instagram because I can't start.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Jerry Is on the Gram. I am adding him right now.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No no, no, no, no, no, please let me have this. Fine,
you're only going to be grisam.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Can you imagine being in middle school right now and
feeling the need to post on Instagram all the time
or TikTok or oh god, our kids on be real.
It's all so fucked well.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
There's actually some good stuff going on there too, like
BLM wouldn't have happened without it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well yeah, yeah, I amplified it. It was like already happening.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh yeah, like all the protests in Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, it'sawll the fundraiser you did, yeah, we donated
all profits that week to the Black Women's Small Business Coalition.
Oh that's really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
A black woman artist local to Santa Monica designed the branding.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She's so good. She's actually my neighbor. It was so funny.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
We've been going to the same coffee shop for years
and I was like, why do you look familiar.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Did you go to Davis or something?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
And she was like, no, I went to USC But
then she asked me if I worked for a niche
bee because she had seen me in the thirty under
thirty thing, which I was mortified by. Why because that
article is like the most asshole thing I've ever agreed
to do, like poosing for that picture with my arms crossed.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh you mean this is a picture.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh my god, you framed it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I framed it. You always frame when your best friend
is in Forbes thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Thirty under thirty for art and fancy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I'm still a thirty under thirty.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh baby, I love it. I love you.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh when did you paint the statement wall?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
By the way, like the first week of COVID when
I was actually productive and I thought I was going
to use that time to be actually productive.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I love it me too.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
I was trying to remember the last time you were here,
and I think it was when Miura wasn't down. No, no,
New Year's Eve, Oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah that was. Oh nope, Rooney, don eat that.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Rooney, you've done as out? God, Sorry, you such an
idiot something.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
No, No, he's sweet, But yeah, that was a good
New Year's Did Jeremy ever call you?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
By the way, Jeremy from New Year's You met him
my birthday, the one who brought the Portland ipa and
got a migraine and had to leave. Oh right, he
doesn't drink IPAs anymore because I gave him migraines. But
he asked for your number.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Weird? You never texted me? Weird? Wait, he did text me,
but it wasn't gonna work out. What why? He's gu
Come on, geographically undesirable. Who wants to sit in traffic
for fifty minutes only to misshappy hour and pay Sorde
pricing both ways? It's not sustainable, it's not desirable.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Quit.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well, you're a head. Plus, he only texted me once.
Was not like you really liked me?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did you reply?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
So you gusted him?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
He is west of Fairfax. I'm not that desperate for
probably mediocre dick.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're kind of putting him in a box.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Hang on, it's work. Hello, what's up baby? Mm hmmm?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Oh yeah, Well they're not supposed to take them, they're great. Okay,
can you put up the flyer? It's supposed to say
I got crabs?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
But I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I don't know Darren out of it.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I know.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No, it's not problematic. You're problematic. Stop okay. Oh oh okay, no,
I can be there. Yeah, I just have to no, no, no, no,
it's seriously no problem. You're my number one, but you
have to sub for me for Cabo. Okay, okay, I
(08:24):
love ebb Bie. Sorry I was kidding. I'm sure his
penis is fine.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh no, I know, or great and maybe even worth
the drive. I mean, Santa Monica's beautiful, and you know
I love your spot.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I moved actually what well not actually same building, different unit.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Wait, I could have helped you pack.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I actually love packing. It's really satisfying. Like maybe it's
a residual Marie condo.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Thing, so I could have helped.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
So this thing came up for tonight. My social media
girl had a conflict. So oh yeah, she's a single
mom by choice. She's incredible, but this thing came up
and she can't make it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
But it's not until eight, so we'll definitely be.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Patched by then. Do you think you want to say
it for dinner?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
So, I mean it kind of depends on the traffic.
Since the thing is over in Venice. It's like this
ironic crab shack and dangerous mes caw ploma's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Well, just let me know because I can defrost the salmon. Now.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I think they might have food there, and I don't
want you to waste your nice salmon.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well, I bought it by accident, right right?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
How the fuck do you buy salmon by accident?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So I went to the farmer's market on Sunday to
this local family owned fishery guy, and I was like,
I'll take a pound of salmon because how much is
a pound even? And then he cut it and weighed
and wrapped it in the paper and then he hands
it to me and I see the price, and I'm like,
I like a little like panic attack. But I can't
give the salmon back to the fish farmer man. Oh right,
thank you. I don't want to be that person.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, no, no, no, you can't be that Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So I paid for it and I didn't buy anything else.
I just came right back home. I don't think it'll
last the move the salmon, right.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
So I?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh, can I let you know?
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Of course? So is eating crab a cute? Look?
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Now for the gram Sorry, sorry, TikTok?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Do you want this?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's really nice? I just never use it.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
I'm okay to good will you go thinks though, Yeah,
of course, tell me about your new place.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh it's super cute. It's just this little bungalow by
the rest of our you know earl like the person
does street. I don't like by the dog run. Well,
it's really nice over there. They have a big dog
run and a little dog run. Rooney goes in the
little run.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Wa wait, don't pack that. Oh, I'll use it for
the salmon.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You love the dog run. You're gonna have so many
friends now you're little dumb dumb.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh could you not call him dumb?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
It's just like kind of mean to him.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
He's a dog. I know it's a joke.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I love my dog, but I know it's it's mostly
your tone, my tone.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Yeah, Like sometimes I feel like you like say stuff
like you're joking, but it's actually kind of passive aggressive,
Like I feel like, for example, like you know, earlier
when you like texted me that I was late and
then I came and then you told me.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I was like, yeah, because you were late.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah, but that wasn't really my fault.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I mean, there's like a ton of traffic.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So okay, so I was just like saying facts. You
said you're gonna be here three and then you hit
traffic and you were really late.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
No, so I was just I.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Don't know why.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
No, it's just like, no, it's it's your tone.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
It's the tone of how I talk.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Never mind, I'm sorry, the tone of how I tech.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, it's it's forget it.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Wait. No, I want to understand, because I don't want you.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
To be mad at you.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You seem kind of mad me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, well, I'm just getting frustrated with it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's like, wait, sorry, what tone can you specify?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Like the tone that you use when you're basically shitting
all over everything in your life like your dog and
my friends and my business.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Come on, I'm not cheating on your business.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, you kind of are.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Look, I'm sorry. I am sorry. I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings on you know, I'm so happy for
you and like all that you're doing.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's just like, I feel like since you moved to
the West Side, you were you have different priorities.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Every mind, Jessica, you know you're from Berkeley. You've on
the same pair of berks since your feet stop growing
in seventh grade, and now you're selling statement socks so
some influencer can wear them while winking at the camera,
and I'm matching yoga side.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Jesus Christ, Let's come on.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
We used to make fun of those people.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
It's a small business for women, run by women.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And you're killing it, okay? Is that what you want
to hear?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Jess Are you seeing your therapist?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
What? Why?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Because you're clearly harboring all this anger and you might
want to consider working.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Through it with a professional. But I'm not angry, Jessica.
I feel like you're angry. Well I'm not, and I'm
sorry you feel that way, Jess.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm saying this because I care about you.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I love you, bb And if you need medication to
help you with this transition.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Medication for being a bitch boebe.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'm not saying you're a bit buck?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Is baby? And why do you keep calling me that?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
If you're gonna attack my terms of endearment, then you're
definitely holding on to anger.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh my god, what are you doing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Throwing the salmon away? Hey? I don't want to eat it.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Alonge, Fine, make the fancy salmon and I'll watch you
eat it.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I bought it on accident.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Who the fuck cares it's salmon.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I wanted to eat it with you.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Look, I think this can compit in that fall.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
I think I can manage the rest by myself. I'm
happy to help, you know, I don't know, I know,
And thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Really the crabs can we It's fine, I'll be fine.
It's fine, okay, but thanks for coming and for the socks.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, of course anytime.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh no, Roonie stay stay, Ruddy Rudy, come here, come here,
Come here, you brilliant little genius dog. You so smart.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Wow, fuck off, it's just you and me, babe.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
This episode of GUFF, which stands for Geographically Undesirable Friend,
was written and directed by G. G. Hawkins. Story by
Ggi Hawkins and Sarah Yarkin, starring Madison Lanacy and Sarah
Yarkin as Live and Jessica, also starring Andrea Raggio as Sheena, Lorigan,
Tony Demazzo as James, and Rooney Kim as himself.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Thank you to Lyndon and.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Paul, Colleen Skavinski and Finley Yarkin, the editor and producer
is Cameron Kell, additional editing from Carrie Anne Thomas. On
set sound mixer is Daniel Martinez. Sound designer and head
of post production is Diego Perez. Creator and showrunner is
James Kim. On set photographer is Julian Park. Score by
(16:45):
Robert Garova and Ryobaum. You feel in this as a
production of iHeartRadio and Overturnes Media. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio,
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