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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round of One has to
go a mattress, pillow blanket, One has to go the.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Pillow, the pillow. Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
See mattress, pillow blanket.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I got to have that blank but I got it
on fit. But I had to stay on the bed. Though.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I can't go nowhere else with your blanket and pillow.
Because I can go somewhere else with that blanket and pillow.
I'm gonna take the blanket and pillo. You had him, man,
I slept a coffee three years.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh, you can do this.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
All right with your eyes blurrk all right. By the way, I.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Went your mattress, cause though you were talking about the
mattress earlier, how much is a real mattress?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I just bought a mattress. You ain't, boy, Let me
tell you something. I'm glad you brought that up down
at the wrench.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I went to mattress firm myself, Yeah, what why myself
my store? Yeah, and bottle mattress regular stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I bought a mattress because my wife told me were
getting a new bed at one of these places and
told me to go down there and get a mattress.
I said, which one you want? She said, lay on
the one and get the one you like.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You like it? Huh okay.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Delivered to mattress firm.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes, that salesperson got a picture you laying on that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Sleep expert. Yeah no, we did take pictures though, but
I just walked in.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I laid on two and then he said, there's a
hybrid that makes your ten degrees cool at cooler and
all this head and I, hey, hey, man. When I
got through doing all that, I said, I got up.
I said, man, what's your best mattress in jay? He
said that would be a therapeutic Come right this way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Went over there and laid on that thing.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Give me that one right there, and I got out
of there and I bought the cover and uh folk
at soft pillow.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh all right, all right, now back to one has
to go. Uh one has to go. Italian food, Chinese food,
Mexican food Chinese.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That Italian got.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The Italian Chinese Mexican and we.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
In Texas on this border, we got to have this message.
What okay, mix?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm gonna take out the Mexican food,
are you?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
After sex one has to go a snack cuddling Round
two round.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ain't nobody doing all that cuttling? Cuddling? Got to go? Damn? Now,
why about doing this again?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But what if your partner wants to cuddle.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Him before all this cuddling? To account, that is cuttling?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Two birds? What's the round two is very questionable.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Even though, but you can count it as cuddling. Okay, Uh,
watching boxing, a baseball game, or a tennis match, one has.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
To go watching boxing, baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Boxing, watching ball or tennis, Watching boxing, baseball or tennis.
One has to go baseball, baseball.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
This is my son, I'm watching baseball. But other than that,
it's between tennis and baseball. That boxing, we're gonna keep that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And if Serena's retired, we got cocoa, we got We
watched which one steve.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The playoffs?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, so boxing, baseball or tennis. One has to go,
h scrap, Yeah, they are in the sports, all right.
Last one, guys, Last one. Nice boobies, nice booty, nice lips.
(04:14):
One has.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Booty booty lips.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
One has to go.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
They're not all nice, they're all nice.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
One has to go, man booby's booty lips you've got
to have boot. One has to go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm just gonna have a girl with no lips.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You walk around here just a fat face.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I guess unlifted.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You can just go with a little less lip, But
if you got everything else, Lord help.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Coming up next.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Thank you, guys were good.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
It's time now for a round of One has to
go a mattress, pillow blanket, One has to go the.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Pillow, the pillow. Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
See mattress, pillow blanket.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I got to have that blank but I got it
on fit. But I had to stay on the bed. Though.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I can't go nowhere else with your blanket and pillow.
Because I can go somewhere else with that blanket and pillow.
I'm gonna take the blanket and pillo. You had him, man,
I slept a coffee three years.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh, you can do this.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
All right with your eyes blurrk all right. By the way, I.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Went your mattress, cause though you were talking about the
mattress earlier, how much is a real mattress?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I just bought a mattress. You ain't, boy, Let me
tell you something. I'm glad you brought that up down
at the wrench.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I went to mattress firm myself, Yeah, what why myself
my store? Yeah, and bottle mattress regular stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I bought a mattress because my wife told me were
getting a new bed at one of these places and
told me to go down there and get a mattress.
I said, which one you want? She said, lay on
the one and get the one you like.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You like it? Huh okay.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Delivered to mattress firm.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes, that salesperson got a picture you laying on that thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Sleep expert. Yeah no, we did take pictures though, but
I just walked in.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I laid on two and then he said, there's a
hybrid that makes your ten degrees cool at cooler and
all this head and I, hey, hey, man. When I
got through doing all that, I said, I got up.
I said, man, what's your best mattress in jay? He
said that would be a therapeutic Come right this way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Went over there and laid on that thing.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Give me that one right there, and I got out
of there and I bought the cover and uh folk
at soft pillow.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh all right, all right, now back to one has
to go. Uh one has to go. Italian food, Chinese food,
Mexican food Chinese.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That Italian got.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The Italian Chinese Mexican and we.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
In Texas on this border, we got to have this message.
What okay, mix?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm gonna take out the Mexican food,
are you?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
After sex one has to go a snack cuddling Round
two round.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ain't nobody doing all that cuttling? Cuddling? Got to go? Damn? Now,
why about doing this again?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
But what if your partner wants to cuddle.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Him before all this cuddling? To account, that is cuttling?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Two birds? What's the round two is very questionable.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Even though, but you can count it as cuddling. Okay, Uh,
watching boxing, a baseball game, or a tennis match, one has.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
To go watching boxing, baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Boxing, watching ball or tennis, Watching boxing, baseball or tennis.
One has to go baseball, baseball.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
This is my son, I'm watching baseball. But other than that,
it's between tennis and baseball. That boxing, we're gonna keep that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And if Serena's retired, we got cocoa, we got We
watched which one steve.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The playoffs?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, so boxing, baseball or tennis. One has to go,
h scrap, Yeah, they are in the sports, all right.
Last one, guys, Last one. Nice boobies, nice booty, nice lips.
(04:14):
One has.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Booty booty lips.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
One has to go.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
They're not all nice, they're all nice.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
One has to go, man booby's booty lips you've got
to have boot. One has to go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm just gonna have a girl with no lips.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You walk around here just a fat face.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I guess unlifted.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You can just go with a little less lip, But
if you got everything else, Lord help.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Coming up next.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Thank you, guys were good.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Right after this, you're listening Morning Show
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