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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
Trump's private life with Stormy Daniels has been exposed woo
during the whole hush money trial that's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What I oh yeah, and Braby All is coming.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Out and did the Tom Brady roast go too far?
I will talk about these stories at the top of
the hour. I think so, especially with Kim Kardashian, I
think so. But right now it is time to ask
the CLO. This is from Toudy in Lansing. Tooty says,
I'm fifty two years old and I got divorced last year.
(00:38):
I am trying to reconnect with my one true love
that I haven't seen since nineteen ninety six. We lost
touch when he went to the army and I heard
that he's back in Michigan. Can you please give a
shout out to Harrison and tell him that Toody is
still in Lansing looking for him.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, first of all, let me do this.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
We're going to send a shout out to Harrison in Lansing, Michigan.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Touty is still looking for you. Now.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Touty wants to rehook up with you if you're back
in lancing. Now for all of the other women that's
looking for Harrison, we ain't got nothing to do with that.
We're just doing filling in a requests for Tuty. Now
let's get a couple other things straightened out too, Harrison,
I you boy, Steve Harvey cannot vouch for Tudy. I've
(01:30):
never seen Touty. I don't know what Tudy do. I
don't know what Tudy done. I don't know how Touty is.
I do know it. Fifty two is time to change
your name from Touty, though you can't be totty and
fifty two that I do know, So fix that now. Secondly,
(01:52):
listen to me, Toudy. Every thing must change, nothing stays
the same. And then let me just go to this life.
The young become the old. That is a key line
(02:20):
in this whole thing. The young become the old. Now,
how you age? I don't know. But hanging out, I
can't vouch for none of that. But Harrison and Lansing
two d is looking for you. Go find her on
Facebook or something. That's where you can find most old people.
(02:41):
All right, next question, yes, well then you know what?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Right? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
For Red and Harlem says, I was hanging out the
other night and my girl's cousin got drunk. She came
over to me and said, let's go have sex and
blame it on the alcohol. Told her I never get
that drunk. Do you think they tried to trap me?
Should I mention this to my girl?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Good move, though, my man, great move, great? Great, God
so predictable went down fighting.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I don't even drink. And that sounded like a valid excuse.
That's one thing I could never do. I could never
be some things. I was just drinking that guy out
of hand, Steve, when were you drinking? I can't so
that that lie. That lie can never do. Yeah, your
(03:41):
lies have to be scaled into the person you are.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Always remember that lion tips. Yeah, always on the show.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, you can't outlie who you are. Yeah, you got
you got to keep your lives on the field.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Girl, I would, Yeah you would.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, for safety purposes.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh, so many points, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Moving on to Javanda in Charleston, Gravanda says, I left
out of the grocery store and I saw my boyfriend
in the distance peeking through my car windows. I called
his phone and he walked off and answered his phone.
He said he was at the gym. Why did he lie?
What was he looking for?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't know what he was looking for? What? What?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Why would he be looking in your car? And then
when you called him, he walked off and said he
was at the gym. He was spying on you. Now,
why would he tell you, baby, where you at? I'm
spying on you? Well to say that, yeah, I'm out
here looking in your window at the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That don't sound good? Yeah, the last week.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Where's the logic in that?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What she needed to try to figure out is what
now he This is what's happening. This is why that
was me. This is why he was looking in the window.
One of two things. He left son in that car
and he got to get it back. He trying to
(05:16):
figure out is it in that car? Is it his
wallet with that number in it? Is that sheet of paper?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Is it his phone?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, it wasn't his phone. Could you call that? So
it's some item? Is it a key, a room key
because of a phone number? Something in that car? He
was trying to look in there and see if he
left it in there, my man, because if you find
(05:48):
this yes, what do.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You mean, my man? Though, Steve, huh are you I mean,
are you proud of it?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What you yeah? Oh yeah, that's that's that's that's research
at this real research.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Want to go to the car, to go to the backtracking.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Like that and realizing and going over your every move,
backtracking like that and looking in that car. And then
when you call him, he walked around and said, hey, baby,
what's happening?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
She said, where you at?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm at the gym, but he's still at the parking
lot looking looking right at him.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm at the gym.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
And then when she said, but you're not at the gym, baby,
I'm at the gym. If I'm looking at you, I said,
I just left the gym.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I came over.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Here because my partner was coming through the parking lot
and said your car was here, and I said, hold up,
she ain't said nothing to me about being over there,
So I came over here to check on your car.
And you don't make sure you wear no damage on
it or nothing like somebody had broke in and stole it.
So now I'm cool, and I ain't want to alert
you to mess up your day because I don't want
you worrying about stuff like this now not not what
(07:00):
you want your car?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So let me ask you this though.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Are you gonna turn it?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Because you always say the best offense is a defense.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Are you gonna turn it? What you spying on me?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You watching me?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
No? See not ship Now? I don't need that ship.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh okay, because she ain't accused me or nothing. I
don't spin it until you accuse me of something until.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
She find out what's in that car.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Didn't you use it?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm learning knowledge did whatever? She finding the car?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I was trying to stop it because my boy pranked me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh, I was trying to I was trying.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That ain't funny.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But hey man, hey, hey man, what your girls say?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I said, what you mean? What my girl say? Once
you found that car with that girl number on it?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
What you mean car? Put it in? That dog is
a prank.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It ain't about no who believe it like Shirley is
creating reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Doubt Go ahead for better be a lawyer on people
coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you, Clo.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
Trump's private life with Stormy Daniels has been exposed woo
during the whole hush money trial that's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What I oh yeah, and Braby All is coming.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Out and did the Tom Brady roast go too far?
I will talk about these stories at the top of
the hour. I think so, especially with Kim Kardashian, I
think so. But right now it is time to ask
the CLO. This is from Toudy in Lansing. Tooty says,
I'm fifty two years old and I got divorced last year.
(00:38):
I am trying to reconnect with my one true love
that I haven't seen since nineteen ninety six. We lost
touch when he went to the army and I heard
that he's back in Michigan. Can you please give a
shout out to Harrison and tell him that Toody is
still in Lansing looking for him.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, first of all, let me do this.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
We're going to send a shout out to Harrison in Lansing, Michigan.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Touty is still looking for you. Now.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Touty wants to rehook up with you if you're back
in lancing. Now for all of the other women that's
looking for Harrison, we ain't got nothing to do with that.
We're just doing filling in a requests for Tuty. Now
let's get a couple other things straightened out too, Harrison,
I you boy, Steve Harvey cannot vouch for Tudy. I've
(01:30):
never seen Touty. I don't know what Tudy do. I
don't know what Tudy done. I don't know how Touty is.
I do know it. Fifty two is time to change
your name from Touty, though you can't be totty and
fifty two that I do know, So fix that now. Secondly,
(01:52):
listen to me, Toudy. Every thing must change, nothing stays
the same. And then let me just go to this life.
The young become the old. That is a key line
(02:20):
in this whole thing. The young become the old. Now,
how you age? I don't know. But hanging out, I
can't vouch for none of that. But Harrison and Lansing
two d is looking for you. Go find her on
Facebook or something. That's where you can find most old people.
(02:41):
All right, next question, yes, well then you know what?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Right? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
For Red and Harlem says, I was hanging out the
other night and my girl's cousin got drunk. She came
over to me and said, let's go have sex and
blame it on the alcohol. Told her I never get
that drunk. Do you think they tried to trap me?
Should I mention this to my girl?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Good move, though, my man, great move, great? Great, God
so predictable went down fighting.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I don't even drink. And that sounded like a valid excuse.
That's one thing I could never do. I could never
be some things. I was just drinking that guy out
of hand, Steve, when were you drinking? I can't so
that that lie. That lie can never do. Yeah, your
(03:41):
lies have to be scaled into the person you are.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Always remember that lion tips. Yeah, always on the show.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, you can't outlie who you are. Yeah, you got
you got to keep your lives on the field.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Girl, I would, Yeah you would.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, for safety purposes.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh, so many points, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Moving on to Javanda in Charleston, Gravanda says, I left
out of the grocery store and I saw my boyfriend
in the distance peeking through my car windows. I called
his phone and he walked off and answered his phone.
He said he was at the gym. Why did he lie?
What was he looking for?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't know what he was looking for? What? What?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Why would he be looking in your car? And then
when you called him, he walked off and said he
was at the gym. He was spying on you. Now,
why would he tell you, baby, where you at? I'm
spying on you? Well to say that, yeah, I'm out
here looking in your window at the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That don't sound good? Yeah, the last week.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Where's the logic in that?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What she needed to try to figure out is what
now he This is what's happening. This is why that
was me. This is why he was looking in the window.
One of two things. He left son in that car
and he got to get it back. He trying to
(05:16):
figure out is it in that car? Is it his
wallet with that number in it? Is that sheet of paper?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Is it his phone?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, it wasn't his phone. Could you call that? So
it's some item? Is it a key, a room key
because of a phone number? Something in that car? He
was trying to look in there and see if he
left it in there, my man, because if you find
(05:48):
this yes, what do.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You mean, my man? Though, Steve, huh are you I mean,
are you proud of it?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What you yeah? Oh yeah, that's that's that's that's research
at this real research.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Want to go to the car, to go to the backtracking.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Like that and realizing and going over your every move,
backtracking like that and looking in that car. And then
when you call him, he walked around and said, hey, baby,
what's happening?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
She said, where you at?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'm at the gym, but he's still at the parking
lot looking looking right at him.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm at the gym.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
And then when she said, but you're not at the gym, baby,
I'm at the gym. If I'm looking at you, I said,
I just left the gym.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I came over.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Here because my partner was coming through the parking lot
and said your car was here, and I said, hold up,
she ain't said nothing to me about being over there,
So I came over here to check on your car.
And you don't make sure you wear no damage on
it or nothing like somebody had broke in and stole it.
So now I'm cool, and I ain't want to alert
you to mess up your day because I don't want
you worrying about stuff like this now not not what
(07:00):
you want your car?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So let me ask you this though.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Are you gonna turn it?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Because you always say the best offense is a defense.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Are you gonna turn it? What you spying on me?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You watching me?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
No? See not ship Now? I don't need that ship.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh okay, because she ain't accused me or nothing. I
don't spin it until you accuse me of something until.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
She find out what's in that car.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Didn't you use it?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm learning knowledge did whatever? She finding the car?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I was trying to stop it because my boy pranked me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh, I was trying to I was trying.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That ain't funny.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But hey man, hey, hey man, what your girls say?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I said, what you mean? What my girl say? Once
you found that car with that girl number on it?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
What you mean car? Put it in? That dog is
a prank.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It ain't about no who believe it like Shirley is
creating reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Doubt Go ahead for better be a lawyer on people
coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you, Clo.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
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