Church Complaints 10/25/21

Conspicuous by his absence.......... At any rate, Rev. Adnoid threw someone under the bus.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll talk
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But right now it is time for the pastors and
church complaints. We gavel a spodaciously as we reckon nackally

(00:31):
and dubiasly. Come forth with the entire congressional healing and messaging. Now,
Deacon death Jam is not here today, so I will
refer to my older brother, yes Maine, that has been

(00:55):
in the ministry for as long as I can. Amable
ladies and gentlemen, my older brother, honorable at Noy come.
First of all, First of all, thank you, good mothered everybody.
I'd like the church to excuse me for what I'm

(01:16):
about to say. I don't want him to look badly
on me about what I'm about to say. But Deacond
motown New damn well last night his ass was not
gonna be here. It's a favorable phone call. Would have
been nice, truth, would have been nice that called me

(01:37):
and say I'm not coming, I'm sick, I'm heiling something,
my toe swoll up or something, any damn thing. Not
to show up and not to call it shows that
he he don't give a damn about what we're doing
here in this ship. I'm saying, you know what I'm saying,

(01:57):
because we're here every sch I'm here waiting to see
if he's not here and I come here, come on,
let the Lord know that I'm gonna be by his side.
Now his excuse the chick, his ass could have text
by the house, email her up to the smoke signals

(02:22):
or some damn put it on. Excuse me, but I
won't be there to my rocky ride his ass. You
know what I'm saying, thank ya, here we are, We're here,
we're waiting on him. And when when do we find
out his ass ain't here? Just a few minutes, although

(02:47):
I don't know a few minutes, although Jeff hanging jaff
you can't for his ass. You can't even waiting on
this general general low life. It's good sun. Whatever the

(03:15):
one is it, whatever is uncried knowledgeable, it's what you're
looking for, uncried knowledge Come that he would do something
like that, say it again, come bable that he would
do something like this. That's exactly the world I was

(03:37):
looking for. You know, he sitting up in here, and
I'll tell you something else. You're coming here and putting
My older brother had nod on the spot where he
ain't got time to propel complaint. I'm prepared. Don't think
I'm not. Oh no, no, no, no no no no oh.
We got one papared. Yes, Lord, you're all right. We

(04:03):
got here. We go ahead. Got my pressure up. I
could feel it, my pressure go up like that. I
could just if you don't have your pe so I
don't have bad heels. We don't have it. So hear
the babies that look old in the face would like
to know if you would baptize them up. We have

(04:27):
several babies look real, real old baby. The baby is three,
but they look for this, and I want to know
if you go ahead, I feel and then all of
them look bitted. People that were calling babies that look

(04:50):
old in the face happens to look just like the
deacon that ain't hit it more. Thank you, thank you.
Who I started in the movie Little Man, he's so little,
he can't he can't. Holy man, you wear Lewis. Yeah, yeah,

(05:12):
and I'm with you, and it's might and funny. He
don't want to come in to day. He suspicious and
a varia. Let me tell you that he went over
Michael Jackson house when he was young and he thought

(05:32):
Bubbles was King Kong. That's all I got to say
that how small his as and a little and the
old in the face baby committee probably deacon death jail.
So there's about four of them, so they will be
that time. We were gonna baptize them, but they're gonna

(05:56):
wear Kanye Man, I just wanted to get that we
were baptizing. But the babies won't have to wear hooded
backwards so you won't have to look down. Thank you
very much. Here we go due to COVID. We have

(06:17):
a lot of hand sanitizer left, and the church is
wondering could we fill up the baptismal pool and you
baptize people using hand sanitizers. That way people will be
cleaned and baptized at the same time. How you feel
about that? How do you feel about that? I would

(06:39):
The only problem is with that, for Freed, we're opening
ourselves up to lawsuits because when you go backwards, you
can blow water out your nostrils, but the Lord have
mercy that poreal hard to blow out your nost We
you you won't choke. Some people have to death now.

(07:00):
So I don't think that using our hand set the
ties and you know baptopool is a good ideal. No, No,
So we have as you know, this church is a
large church, and we have several white church members, and

(07:21):
they like to start a coalition called White Members Matter
because they don't feel as if they're getting the respect
from the black members. How you feel about that, Well,
we're gonna let them protest for no damn reason at
all so they can understand how we feel when we're
trying to tell them that black lives matter. We don't

(07:42):
care nothing about your protests, just like you don't care
nothing about hours. I suggest that for a couple of
things that the three white members could do. It's the
next time we're singing the Negro national anthem. I bet
your ass, bet not kneeld. See how you potest, see

(08:04):
how every damn word you better know every damn word.
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