November 29, 2022 • 7 mins
Pastor Motown summons his inner Jesse Jackson. Somebody got a beat down and was removed from the family for making an egregious error with the cheesecake. A bad case of rigor has set in at the dinner table as well because someone died on Thanksgiving.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, now it is time for church complaints with
pastor motown and deacon death. Jam oh, we gavel most
procuously come on path. We come here in total a
(00:20):
vauntness to carry out the perscivity of what's going on
today on this post Thanksgiving vigil. We sit here in
a most vicarious boy, what no moment in time one
(00:44):
more for bring y'all as we levitate. Well, we sit
here in a moment to gravitate. Gravitate before you meditate
and us ended, before we all get alleviate. Yeah, I
(01:10):
had just what they call it, or I had summoned
Ma Jessed Jackson just now oh yeah yeah, yeah, called
on it. Or shall I say all punctificated, Hello Jesse
if you're listening, all right, Master, we might as well
(01:33):
speak to Jess. He We're not gonna sit here and
talk about him. Not speak to Jess. But let's get
on done to it. We got an issue. Sister Lauren
Banks is in the hot spitter knowledge he brought a
cheesecake to her family's Thanksgiving Danna. The problem me is
she called herself making a cheesecake and put shredded cheese
(01:53):
all over the cake. Uh. Both her aunts beat her
died in the kitchen. She wants you to talk to
her family because they are officially kicked out of the family. Yeah, well,
or as as they shoot as the video that was
going around or Thanksgiving or sister sister or Abigail or
(02:16):
bankster had cussed out her niece for online and making
the mac and cheese online by putting eggs inside the
mac and cheese. I've seen it. Thanksgiving is a cleansing time. Yes, it.
(02:37):
It is a time where we disowned family members when
were doing getting rid of the young uns that goldline
instead of trusting old family recipes. It's a cleansing time.
Families are smaller after theiven, even though they bigger, it's
(03:00):
less the number, you know what. I'm amen, Amen, Amen, Amen?
All right. Our brother Garfield Turner died on Thanksgiving Day
at the dinner table. He is still at the dinner table.
The family thought he was just sleep but he has
(03:21):
gone on the glory. They need help getting him out
of that chair and that fark out of his hand,
And uh, do you want to send anybody over there
to help of my pass? No, I'm just gonna see
this in the honest way. No one's really gonna miss
brother Garfield here. That's what you call wow the night.
(03:43):
Last time Brother Garfiel paid task was nineteen it's about money,
nineteen eighty one. All right, we don't really kill anywhere.
Go ahead, we won't be sending it anybody over there.
All right, Let that be a lesson. Pay your time.
(04:04):
Roma gonna run them by time and time. Alright, he
has another issue time. I'm sorry, all right, Brother curbed
Davis's who has married the sister Melvin Davis is seeking
(04:25):
counselate now, not for him and his wife, but for
him and his side piece. He says she's doing way
too much and he wants you to help them get
back in a better place. Yo, Kyle Pastor, Well, we're
not gonna help or these brothers or picking these sides
without taking proper kill of the main. Alright. Green beans,
(04:53):
cold slaw, yeah, mash potatoes and mac and cheese. Yeah.
Don't all of them know that they ain't chicken? All right?
You see say that one more time now, I said
green beans, call law, mash potatoes and mac and cheese.
(05:20):
They all know that they ain't chicken. Who that boy
made a play, you see, So know your place in
your position on the plate. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. The
reason they call them side because it's less and more
(05:44):
of them. But there's only one meat on the plate.
One meat. You can have a carbo hydrate. You can
have a simple car, you can have a complex car. Yeah,
(06:05):
you can have have a vegetable. You can have a grain.
Come on, you can have a balling. Yes, you can
have it anything, a multiple thing. But you can't have
(06:26):
but one meat. Meat is meat, grain, protein, all the sides.
It's different. Yeah, you can't treat your side like a protein.
Close the side. Gonna want to move in and get
treated like the meat. Man. You can't be the meat
(06:50):
if you was told you was a side, yeah, all sides. No,
they ain't chicken even wor slab at the barbiequ ain't
that now it wor slab at the barbiequ everything else
us a sign that you see a man right back glory.
(07:18):
You're listening to the Stay Morning Show.
All right, now it is time for church complaints with
pastor motown and deacon death. Jam oh, we gavel most
procuously come on path. We come here in total a
(00:20):
vauntness to carry out the perscivity of what's going on
today on this post Thanksgiving vigil. We sit here in
a most vicarious boy, what no moment in time one
(00:44):
more for bring y'all as we levitate. Well, we sit
here in a moment to gravitate. Gravitate before you meditate
and us ended, before we all get alleviate. Yeah, I
(01:10):
had just what they call it, or I had summoned
Ma Jessed Jackson just now oh yeah yeah, yeah, called
on it. Or shall I say all punctificated, Hello Jesse
if you're listening, all right, Master, we might as well
(01:33):
speak to Jess. He We're not gonna sit here and
talk about him. Not speak to Jess. But let's get
on done to it. We got an issue. Sister Lauren
Banks is in the hot spitter knowledge he brought a
cheesecake to her family's Thanksgiving Danna. The problem me is
she called herself making a cheesecake and put shredded cheese
(01:53):
all over the cake. Uh. Both her aunts beat her
died in the kitchen. She wants you to talk to
her family because they are officially kicked out of the family. Yeah, well,
or as as they shoot as the video that was
going around or Thanksgiving or sister sister or Abigail or
(02:16):
bankster had cussed out her niece for online and making
the mac and cheese online by putting eggs inside the
mac and cheese. I've seen it. Thanksgiving is a cleansing time. Yes, it.
(02:37):
It is a time where we disowned family members when
were doing getting rid of the young uns that goldline
instead of trusting old family recipes. It's a cleansing time.
Families are smaller after theiven, even though they bigger, it's
(03:00):
less the number, you know what. I'm amen, Amen, Amen, Amen?
All right. Our brother Garfield Turner died on Thanksgiving Day
at the dinner table. He is still at the dinner table.
The family thought he was just sleep but he has
(03:21):
gone on the glory. They need help getting him out
of that chair and that fark out of his hand,
And uh, do you want to send anybody over there
to help of my pass? No, I'm just gonna see
this in the honest way. No one's really gonna miss
brother Garfield here. That's what you call wow the night.
(03:43):
Last time Brother Garfiel paid task was nineteen it's about money,
nineteen eighty one. All right, we don't really kill anywhere.
Go ahead, we won't be sending it anybody over there.
All right, Let that be a lesson. Pay your time.
(04:04):
Roma gonna run them by time and time. Alright, he
has another issue time. I'm sorry, all right, Brother curbed
Davis's who has married the sister Melvin Davis is seeking
(04:25):
counselate now, not for him and his wife, but for
him and his side piece. He says she's doing way
too much and he wants you to help them get
back in a better place. Yo, Kyle Pastor, Well, we're
not gonna help or these brothers or picking these sides
without taking proper kill of the main. Alright. Green beans,
(04:53):
cold slaw, yeah, mash potatoes and mac and cheese. Yeah.
Don't all of them know that they ain't chicken? All right?
You see say that one more time now, I said
green beans, call law, mash potatoes and mac and cheese.
(05:20):
They all know that they ain't chicken. Who that boy
made a play, you see, So know your place in
your position on the plate. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. The
reason they call them side because it's less and more
(05:44):
of them. But there's only one meat on the plate.
One meat. You can have a carbo hydrate. You can
have a simple car, you can have a complex car. Yeah,
(06:05):
you can have have a vegetable. You can have a grain.
Come on, you can have a balling. Yes, you can
have it anything, a multiple thing. But you can't have
(06:26):
but one meat. Meat is meat, grain, protein, all the sides.
It's different. Yeah, you can't treat your side like a protein.
Close the side. Gonna want to move in and get
treated like the meat. Man. You can't be the meat
(06:50):
if you was told you was a side, yeah, all sides. No,
they ain't chicken even wor slab at the barbiequ ain't
that now it wor slab at the barbiequ everything else
us a sign that you see a man right back glory.
(07:18):
You're listening to the Stay Morning Show.
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