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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for church complaints with Pastor Motown
and Reverend Deacon deaf Jam. Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh, we are coming this morning in the most gregorious way,
deal with more energy today than it will before.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I proclaim that I am one of the greatest orators
mm hmm ever to enter into the pull petations of
life Potato. We're going to begin with church complaints. Come on,
I'm hot today. All my else is gonna be fire crocodhole.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, here's wing here it is, here's running to start with.
You know, the the uh we're putting together the church
Anna Versary, and it's gonna be in another month three
o'clock service.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The people, that's the members that's putting it together, asking
for uh Anita ba can learn here to be there.
But since the Marvel Taylor said, y'all't know damn way,
they're not gonna show up.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But do we want to move further and book them
Pastor to book a leader Baker.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We know we can't afford them for the anniversary, but
I have a request from the church. Please this year,
let's not lay them white sheets over them. Two side
by side chairs for me and the first lady.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The city is well, what you just you don't want
to cover it, but how do you want it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can we just get some chairs that look good enough
that don't need covered. No pipe in Drake trying to
act like the choir stare ain't back there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We know it's back there.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You're trying to change all the decorations there.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
A decorations them is set ups.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, you know the sheets are clean that we put
over the chill you know their brand new.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And don't kill.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I will to chill that don't need covering, or chill
that fit for a king and a quaid.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The hospitality committee come here, he gotta out. I told
you I'm coming in hot this morning. I see.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Heill it got to solve your problems. But we sure
gonna solve a couple of months go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Since the Lorna guildry, I finally got a job. She
got a job at Walmart. We didn't think she was
gonna pass the drug tests, but they pull a half
from her wig and she passed with flying colors. He's asking,
can we throw her a going to work party after
fifteen years are not working?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She wants to know. Can we throw her going to
work party? We will. We will throw her going to
work party.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
We're gonna have the party at Walmart at the job.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Just to make sure she does. You ain't worked in
fifteen years. Being on time might not be your thing.
We're gonna have the party at the Walmart in the
break womb by the time clock.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I like the past. I like coming in hot, Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
All right, coming in hot, since the learning, since the learning.
Who is eighty six years old, wants to ask you
if it's truly a stairway to heaven. If so, she's asking,
do you know anybody in here? Because she says she
don't think she's gonna be able to get up them steps.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's just too many.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
There is a stairway to heaven, according to the old Jays,
Yes it is, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But old Jays ain't great to buy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
All. You need to be concerned with the streets of gold,
early gates and wings. And when you got some wings,
you won't need to climb the steps. Now if your
legs is bad, the one thing I must forewarn you
of is when you get your wings and you got
(04:19):
bad legs, landing, it's gonna be a challenge. I'm just
gonna tell you that you gonna just swoop in and
if your legs ain't strong, you know our parachute jumper,
come down and run a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
When you hit the.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Ground, Yeah, you're just gonna fall aslide on your face.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You and undus.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm assuming I ain't been to helping yet, but I'm
assuming that you got bad dad. You might you might
even fly low to the ground. It's all up, all right, go.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Ahead, a major entry pastor. I Sister do Wanna wants
you to talk to her daddy. You know, she takes
care of her father, mister Chester.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
During the thunderstorm they ran out of tarlet paper. Mister
Chester sprayed pam between his butteets so nothing would stick
to him. So, uh, he's out of control. Brother Chester
say he was improvising, But sister Wanna say she needs
you to talk to her dad.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Never that I got some pel okay.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That the show was cool and refreshing right up in there.
I ain't never had a spray on it before. I
didn't even know.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me work on that and come back to me
next Monday, and I'll let you know a palm, put
a little pailm on. I think let's pray that pam
on some bounty we might be on the splint. You
know what intrups open. You throw whole glass water on
(06:06):
the count and throw a bounty on it. The front
of the way.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
One last, this is an announcement right here, pastor now.
This is this is from all the single Lady's ministry
to the men. This is to the men from the
single lady. They are saying, please don't recline the passenger
seat when y'all are in their cars. You need to
sit up and see who is hiring. The last thing
(06:35):
you need to be doing and laying down. That's what
the ladies are telling me. The last thing you need
to be doing is reclining. Please sit up, complain at
all or.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We've had a single ministry at this church with the
same ladies in it for fifteen years. They've been saying,
not solving your single problem at all.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Uh. Oh to be continued. Uh. Coming up next as
the clo our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for church complaints with Pastor Motown
and Reverend Deacon deaf Jam. Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh, we are coming this morning in the most gregorious way,
deal with more energy today than it will before.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I proclaim that I am one of the greatest orators
mm hmm ever to enter into the pull petations of
life Potato. We're going to begin with church complaints. Come on,
I'm hot today. All my else is gonna be fire crocodhole.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, here's wing here it is, here's running to start with.
You know, the the uh we're putting together the church
Anna Versary, and it's gonna be in another month three
o'clock service.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The people, that's the members that's putting it together, asking
for uh Anita ba can learn here to be there.
But since the Marvel Taylor said, y'all't know damn way,
they're not gonna show up.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But do we want to move further and book them
Pastor to book a leader Baker.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We know we can't afford them for the anniversary, but
I have a request from the church. Please this year,
let's not lay them white sheets over them. Two side
by side chairs for me and the first lady.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The city is well, what you just you don't want
to cover it, but how do you want it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can we just get some chairs that look good enough
that don't need covered. No pipe in Drake trying to
act like the choir stare ain't back there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We know it's back there.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You're trying to change all the decorations there.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
A decorations them is set ups.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, you know the sheets are clean that we put
over the chill you know their brand new.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And don't kill.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I will to chill that don't need covering, or chill
that fit for a king and a quaid.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The hospitality committee come here, he gotta out. I told
you I'm coming in hot this morning. I see.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Heill it got to solve your problems. But we sure
gonna solve a couple of months go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Since the Lorna guildry, I finally got a job. She
got a job at Walmart. We didn't think she was
gonna pass the drug tests, but they pull a half
from her wig and she passed with flying colors. He's asking,
can we throw her a going to work party after
fifteen years are not working?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She wants to know. Can we throw her going to
work party? We will. We will throw her going to
work party.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
We're gonna have the party at Walmart at the job.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Just to make sure she does. You ain't worked in
fifteen years. Being on time might not be your thing.
We're gonna have the party at the Walmart in the
break womb by the time clock.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I like the past. I like coming in hot, Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
All right, coming in hot, since the learning, since the learning.
Who is eighty six years old, wants to ask you
if it's truly a stairway to heaven. If so, she's asking,
do you know anybody in here? Because she says she
don't think she's gonna be able to get up them steps.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's just too many.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
There is a stairway to heaven, according to the old Jays,
Yes it is, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But old Jays ain't great to buy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
All. You need to be concerned with the streets of gold,
early gates and wings. And when you got some wings,
you won't need to climb the steps. Now if your
legs is bad, the one thing I must forewarn you
of is when you get your wings and you got
(04:19):
bad legs, landing, it's gonna be a challenge. I'm just
gonna tell you that you gonna just swoop in and
if your legs ain't strong, you know our parachute jumper,
come down and run a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
When you hit the.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Ground, Yeah, you're just gonna fall aslide on your face.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You and undus.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm assuming I ain't been to helping yet, but I'm
assuming that you got bad dad. You might you might
even fly low to the ground. It's all up, all right, go.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Ahead, a major entry pastor. I Sister do Wanna wants
you to talk to her daddy. You know, she takes
care of her father, mister Chester.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
During the thunderstorm they ran out of tarlet paper. Mister
Chester sprayed pam between his butteets so nothing would stick
to him. So, uh, he's out of control. Brother Chester
say he was improvising, But sister Wanna say she needs
you to talk to her dad.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Never that I got some pel okay.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That the show was cool and refreshing right up in there.
I ain't never had a spray on it before. I
didn't even know.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me work on that and come back to me
next Monday, and I'll let you know a palm, put
a little pailm on. I think let's pray that pam
on some bounty we might be on the splint. You
know what intrups open. You throw whole glass water on
(06:06):
the count and throw a bounty on it. The front
of the way.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
One last, this is an announcement right here, pastor now.
This is this is from all the single Lady's ministry
to the men. This is to the men from the
single lady. They are saying, please don't recline the passenger
seat when y'all are in their cars. You need to
sit up and see who is hiring. The last thing
(06:35):
you need to be doing and laying down. That's what
the ladies are telling me. The last thing you need
to be doing is reclining. Please sit up, complain at
all or.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We've had a single ministry at this church with the
same ladies in it for fifteen years. They've been saying,
not solving your single problem at all.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Uh. Oh to be continued. Uh. Coming up next as
the clo our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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