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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, Well, I'm at a loss today. I've
tried everything to get you listen. If you do not
realize that today is a gift, a blessing and honor
of privilege. I can't keep telling it to you every day. Now,
come on, at one point in time, we all got
to go. You know what he right about that?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I might be able to say, hey, y'all right about that?
He is, but he worthy. I don't know what else
to tell you. He just worthy. He all that. So
I give thanks and honor to God my creator. Now
you to join in. Man, have some gratitude. We're gonna
have a good one today. Man, I'm all set up now.
It depends highly on this first question we get from
our sports cast today. But we'll get into that in
(00:45):
just a moment. Ladies and gentlemen surely start being calling
for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that is
Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
A lot of our days start off with this dude
right here, and what's.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
On his mind? Yeah, Junior, what's going on today?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uncle, let me just ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I just now yesterday you asked me a question. You
provided your own answer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, no, no, no, I'll got you this just some fun,
just just some fun. Listen, just okay. If we was
a if we was a.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Unit Steve every morning show we was, we were superheroes up.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What would be our powers and what would our names be?
What would you think that be about us? Hmmm?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
See, I think your power would be flashed back, while
my last fact, you would have the power to be Flashback.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That'll be your superhero name because you go back to when.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You had a hairline, and then you are every every
everything that come up your mind. Go back to when
you had a hairline, and we be just going like, oh, Junior,
remember everything.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Then then your music come on, turn du.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Flashback and then that be your that's that's your thing things.
Sureley's uh sup. Surely super power would be the inability
to cook. Her superpower name would be crock pot. And
then remember when she made that steak in the crock pot.
(02:19):
Remember when she did that put that steak in that
crock pot and we all didn't understand that. So her
special powers would be she would kill everybody through her cook.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know, she would feed the.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Enemy, like slide the food in and men Monicas Monica's
super power Mississippi Monica, her super.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Power be all be uh. They'll call her scug cap.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Scug cap for all her brain power, you know, because
she got them full degrees and everything, and she always
throw them up in your face, and she will overpower
the enemy with knowledge and words that don't mean nothing.
Just call her skull captain, and then uh call the
super Pile would be cussing, and we'll have call it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Come on and just cuss everybody out.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And then Tommy super Pile would be uh, his super
name be Stupidness. And then he'll just come on and
be so stupid. All the enemies just staying there. They
don't know what to do, and that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Would be the super Piles and yours lying. Oh yeah,
Captain Lie coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
back Captain Stupidness. Did you say you're listening Morning Show
Ladies and gentlemen, Well, I'm at a loss today. I've
tried everything to get you listen. If you do not
realize that today is a gift, a blessing and honor
of privilege. I can't keep telling it to you every day. Now,
come on, at one point in time, we all got
to go. You know what he right about that?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I might be able to say, hey, y'all right about that?
He is, but he worthy. I don't know what else
to tell you. He just worthy. He all that. So
I give thanks and honor to God my creator. Now
you to join in. Man, have some gratitude. We're gonna
have a good one today. Man, I'm all set up now.
It depends highly on this first question we get from
our sports cast today. But we'll get into that in
(00:45):
just a moment. Ladies and gentlemen surely start being calling
for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that is
Nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
A lot of our days start off with this dude
right here, and what's.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
On his mind? Yeah, Junior, what's going on today?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uncle, let me just ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I just now yesterday you asked me a question. You
provided your own answer.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, no, no, no, I'll got you this just some fun,
just just some fun. Listen, just okay. If we was
a if we was a.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Unit Steve every morning show we was, we were superheroes up.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What would be our powers and what would our names be?
What would you think that be about us? Hmmm?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
See, I think your power would be flashed back, while
my last fact, you would have the power to be Flashback.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That'll be your superhero name because you go back to when.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You had a hairline, and then you are every every
everything that come up your mind. Go back to when
you had a hairline, and we be just going like, oh, Junior,
remember everything.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Then then your music come on, turn du.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Flashback and then that be your that's that's your thing things.
Sureley's uh sup. Surely super power would be the inability
to cook. Her superpower name would be crock pot. And
then remember when she made that steak in the crock pot.
(02:19):
Remember when she did that put that steak in that
crock pot and we all didn't understand that. So her
special powers would be she would kill everybody through her cook.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know, she would feed the.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Enemy, like slide the food in and men Monicas Monica's
super power Mississippi Monica, her super.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Power be all be uh. They'll call her scug cap.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Scug cap for all her brain power, you know, because
she got them full degrees and everything, and she always
throw them up in your face, and she will overpower
the enemy with knowledge and words that don't mean nothing.
Just call her skull captain, and then uh call the
super Pile would be cussing, and we'll have call it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Come on and just cuss everybody out.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And then Tommy super Pile would be uh, his super
name be Stupidness. And then he'll just come on and
be so stupid. All the enemies just staying there. They
don't know what to do, and that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Would be the super Piles and yours lying. Oh yeah,
Captain Lie coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
back Captain Stupidness. Did you say you're listening Morning Show
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