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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Back by popular demand, the legendary funk group Cool In
the Gang returns to the stage at Westgate Las Vegas
Resort and Castino with their residency on May twenty fourth
and twenty fifth. You could win a trip for two
to see them perform, plus attend a meet and greet
and receive a one hundred and fifty dollars dinner credit
at Bennie Hannah at Westgate Las Vegas. There's a round
(00:23):
trip tick. There's round trip coach airfare and to night
hotels day included too. And to now and get rules
at Steve HARVEYFM dot com. That is steveharvefm dot com
for all the info sponsored by Westgate Resorts. Time to
switch gears now. This Steve is from Trayvon on Facebook.
He needs some advice, He says, I met my girlfriend's
(00:44):
family over the weekend, and it's safe to say things
could have definitely gone better. I went to their house
for a little cookout and took the grand tour of
their home, which is almost two hundred years old. They
also said it was filled with no less than fifteen ghosts.
I guess they didn't appreciate that. I laughed at that,
but really who counts ghosts? And how do they know
(01:07):
what their names are? Anyway? After about forty five minutes,
it was clear that they didn't see the humor, and
my girlfriend decided it would be best that if we
left now. She's upset with me because she thinks her
parents are in danger because I upset the ghosts by
mocking them, and what if they now decide to come
to our place to exact their revenge. I know I
(01:29):
need to break with her, but how do I say
it without laughing in her face?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Listen to me, dog, Get away from her and her fan.
I gotta break up here. This s ain't normal.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Black people ain't nowhere where they ain't no wish no
ain't I ain't never heard of a black family introducing
people at ghosts talk about it's fifteen ghosts in here.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Ain no no no black people like that.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You are listening to me, dog, You are dealing with
a family that ain't recklar.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Get your ass away from them. People.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
This is they are not smart people. Get away from them.
That hell you in here talking about some damn ghosts?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This with you? Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
How did it go to tour around the house when
they were showing him that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So listen, this is Willie's bathroom, and you say, excuse me,
who is Willie?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Willie?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What excuse me, mister Jackson, I thought your name was Herbert,
But no, Willie. I share my bathroom with Willie. Will
Willie is a ghost. Hold on, hold dog, what did
you just say to me, sir? I share my bathroom
with Willie. Willy is a ghost. I see what's happening
(02:45):
in here. You're black, asked and lost your mind. Oh alrighty,
hey baby, hey baby, listen to me. Look, I thought
we had something, my baby. I thought we was going
some looking into this type of thing right here. Matter
of fact, I've dated you because I thought you were
(03:05):
a beautiful black woman. Obviously, y'all have some other people
in y'all family that's taken root, and it's more predominant
than the black side. And I'm just I'm just not
gonna be able to do it because all our barbecues
we out here, we stay outside. Matter of fact, don't
nobody go.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Inside to in the house at the barbecue.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I ain't never with nobody house barbecue. And he took
me in the house full of tools. Uh huh, man,
we're gonna have to stop this here. I don't know
who black ass family is. I'm not gonna do this here.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I just kind of I'm so sorry, share my bathroom.
Were willing to go? Will yet shame bathroom? Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think we have time for another one. This is
from CJ and Steve Harvey FM. C J says it
recently became vegan for health and ethical reasons, and I'm
trying too hard to stick to it completely. I don't
want to be a burden on others, and I'm not
trying to convince anyone to go vegan. But I still
wouldn't like to enjoy myself and get to eat with
(04:02):
my friends and family at social gatherings. Any tips Steve
on how to pull this off? To communicate my dictionary.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
For him and everybody else is out there. Gee, that's you,
that's you. Come over here. All we got you can
eat the vegetables. When you come in my cookout, you
can eat the vegetables. I got nothing else for you.
I'm not taking up no whole section of my grill
trying to put no.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Corn in as bad or something.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm a little slow over there, dog, A little corn
on cob.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You don't enjoy yourself more oft eat your vegan food
for you come here, everybody Feelsh do that, and then.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ethical reason, what ethical reason you're listening?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Morning show
Back by popular demand, the legendary funk group Cool In
the Gang returns to the stage at Westgate Las Vegas
Resort and Castino with their residency on May twenty fourth
and twenty fifth. You could win a trip for two
to see them perform, plus attend a meet and greet
and receive a one hundred and fifty dollars dinner credit
at Bennie Hannah at Westgate Las Vegas. There's a round
(00:23):
trip tick. There's round trip coach airfare and to night
hotels day included too. And to now and get rules
at Steve HARVEYFM dot com. That is steveharvefm dot com
for all the info sponsored by Westgate Resorts. Time to
switch gears now. This Steve is from Trayvon on Facebook.
He needs some advice, He says, I met my girlfriend's
(00:44):
family over the weekend, and it's safe to say things
could have definitely gone better. I went to their house
for a little cookout and took the grand tour of
their home, which is almost two hundred years old. They
also said it was filled with no less than fifteen ghosts.
I guess they didn't appreciate that. I laughed at that,
but really who counts ghosts? And how do they know
(01:07):
what their names are? Anyway? After about forty five minutes,
it was clear that they didn't see the humor, and
my girlfriend decided it would be best that if we
left now. She's upset with me because she thinks her
parents are in danger because I upset the ghosts by
mocking them, and what if they now decide to come
to our place to exact their revenge. I know I
(01:29):
need to break with her, but how do I say
it without laughing in her face?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Listen to me, dog, Get away from her and her fan.
I gotta break up here. This s ain't normal.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Black people ain't nowhere where they ain't no wish no
ain't I ain't never heard of a black family introducing
people at ghosts talk about it's fifteen ghosts in here.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Ain no no no black people like that.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You are listening to me, dog, You are dealing with
a family that ain't recklar.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Get your ass away from them. People.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
This is they are not smart people. Get away from them.
That hell you in here talking about some damn ghosts?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
This with you? Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
How did it go to tour around the house when
they were showing him that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So listen, this is Willie's bathroom, and you say, excuse me,
who is Willie?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Willie?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What excuse me, mister Jackson, I thought your name was Herbert,
But no, Willie. I share my bathroom with Willie. Will
Willie is a ghost. Hold on, hold dog, what did
you just say to me, sir? I share my bathroom
with Willie. Willy is a ghost. I see what's happening
(02:45):
in here. You're black, asked and lost your mind. Oh alrighty,
hey baby, hey baby, listen to me. Look, I thought
we had something, my baby. I thought we was going
some looking into this type of thing right here. Matter
of fact, I've dated you because I thought you were
(03:05):
a beautiful black woman. Obviously, y'all have some other people
in y'all family that's taken root, and it's more predominant
than the black side. And I'm just I'm just not
gonna be able to do it because all our barbecues
we out here, we stay outside. Matter of fact, don't
nobody go.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Inside to in the house at the barbecue.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I ain't never with nobody house barbecue. And he took
me in the house full of tools. Uh huh, man,
we're gonna have to stop this here. I don't know
who black ass family is. I'm not gonna do this here.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I just kind of I'm so sorry, share my bathroom.
Were willing to go? Will yet shame bathroom? Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think we have time for another one. This is
from CJ and Steve Harvey FM. C J says it
recently became vegan for health and ethical reasons, and I'm
trying too hard to stick to it completely. I don't
want to be a burden on others, and I'm not
trying to convince anyone to go vegan. But I still
wouldn't like to enjoy myself and get to eat with
(04:02):
my friends and family at social gatherings. Any tips Steve
on how to pull this off? To communicate my dictionary.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
For him and everybody else is out there. Gee, that's you,
that's you. Come over here. All we got you can
eat the vegetables. When you come in my cookout, you
can eat the vegetables. I got nothing else for you.
I'm not taking up no whole section of my grill
trying to put no.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Corn in as bad or something.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm a little slow over there, dog, A little corn
on cob.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You don't enjoy yourself more oft eat your vegan food
for you come here, everybody Feelsh do that, and then.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ethical reason, what ethical reason you're listening?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Morning show
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