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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to give thanks
and honor to an almighty God. Allmighty God. That's about
the best word I can come up with. Awesome and
all that other stuff. I mean, it all fits. You
can't ain't enough praise you can give him for all
that he does. I mean, he's just over the top
with it. We here again, man, man, Thank you Father,
(00:25):
Thank you for this life, for his opportunity, for any
measure of health you might have, for waking up today,
for just being here, man and man, and to talking
to somebody who's willing to just help you whenever you
need it, if you just call on him, get yourself
a relationship with God. If you don't do nothing else,
if you don't do nothing else today, formulater.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And it's early and it's easy to just talk to him.
You ain't got to be on your knees.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You can be in your car, you can be in
your bed, your bad through them wherever talk God, Health,
great relationship. Steve hard Mortishow, Shirley Strawberry calling for real
Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that is Nephew.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Tell me, Junie, what's on your mind today? What's on
my man? What's on my man?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Let me let me go ahead and tell me me
three days away for Mother's Day? Three days you know, man,
you go again, go ahead, I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm not, but I'm just gonna tell you right now,
I'm not gonna be as tolerant as I was of
this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So go ahead. Okay, Well, then look a look at this.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think I think this daddy thing overrated. Okay, that's
what I think.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I asked the kids, Okay, Sunday, we're gonna have to
go to dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
How much you got on it for your mama? Do
what the kids told me? I thought you had it? What?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, I've been your daddy a year and a half.
That's all I've been your daddy for. I don't even
understand how the hell I got to have the whole
thing for your mama. She been your mama your whole life.
Now you mad at me because you think I had it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I'll tell you what, because you got to make
up for lost time. What you aren't waiting on, you know, daddy,
and where your ass was messing around?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You've been knowing our mama for how long? Okay? That's
good question.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I also feel, go ahead, I expect more out my children.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, you can stop expected right now. Next, Yeah that's
what I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Now now, now here's a suggestion I have.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
As a matter of fact, let me clear this up.
You can keep on expected.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, well, I'm gonna keep on expected.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But how about this.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Here's a suggestion. How about we get your real dad
in here and see how much he got on this too,
because y'all got kids together.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
First of all, you got to stop bringing up this
other man because he ain't that no more. It's you, see,
you the dad, Now you the husband, Now you the grandfather.
Now you could bringing up the other man because the
other man ain't in the picture and you the husband.
(02:49):
So now you keep bringing this other man up. They
ain't got a damn.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thing to do with nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, well you know what, his chip dinner got nothing
on to dinner this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I know that. Now we're gonna bring this up, me
and him.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
We're gonna sit down, we're gonna start having to be friends.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, Who's gonna be friends me and him?
Because his kids gonna have to eat.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Sunday, All of these kids Man twenty three and twenty four.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
But what is we taking care of these damn kids
for what? Tommy? It's Mother's Day, Tommy, Tommy quit talking
to him. Okay, this is just so frustrating. Now, this
is how we start out morning.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Joe Junior I told y'all, we're gonna do this with you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Do like you want to do this Sonday, this so,
and then we'll be straightening your life out the rest
of the next week.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Go ahead, at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew. Is he runs that prank back
right out? WHOA you're listening Morning show
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to give thanks
and honor to an almighty God. Allmighty God. That's about
the best word I can come up with. Awesome and
all that other stuff. I mean, it all fits. You
can't ain't enough praise you can give him for all
that he does. I mean, he's just over the top
with it. We here again, man, man, Thank you Father,
(00:25):
Thank you for this life, for his opportunity, for any
measure of health you might have, for waking up today,
for just being here, man and man, and to talking
to somebody who's willing to just help you whenever you
need it, if you just call on him, get yourself
a relationship with God. If you don't do nothing else,
if you don't do nothing else today, formulater.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And it's early and it's easy to just talk to him.
You ain't got to be on your knees.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You can be in your car, you can be in
your bed, your bad through them wherever talk God, Health,
great relationship. Steve hard Mortishow, Shirley Strawberry calling for real
Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that is Nephew.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Tell me, Junie, what's on your mind today? What's on
my man? What's on my man?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Let me let me go ahead and tell me me
three days away for Mother's Day? Three days you know, man,
you go again, go ahead, I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm not, but I'm just gonna tell you right now,
I'm not gonna be as tolerant as I was of
this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So go ahead. Okay, Well, then look a look at this.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think I think this daddy thing overrated. Okay, that's
what I think.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I asked the kids, Okay, Sunday, we're gonna have to
go to dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
How much you got on it for your mama? Do
what the kids told me? I thought you had it? What?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, I've been your daddy a year and a half.
That's all I've been your daddy for. I don't even
understand how the hell I got to have the whole
thing for your mama. She been your mama your whole life.
Now you mad at me because you think I had it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I'll tell you what, because you got to make
up for lost time. What you aren't waiting on, you know, daddy,
and where your ass was messing around?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You've been knowing our mama for how long? Okay? That's
good question.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I also feel, go ahead, I expect more out my children.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, you can stop expected right now. Next, Yeah that's
what I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Now now, now here's a suggestion I have.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
As a matter of fact, let me clear this up.
You can keep on expected.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, well, I'm gonna keep on expected.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But how about this.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Here's a suggestion. How about we get your real dad
in here and see how much he got on this too,
because y'all got kids together.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
First of all, you got to stop bringing up this
other man because he ain't that no more. It's you, see,
you the dad, Now you the husband, Now you the grandfather.
Now you could bringing up the other man because the
other man ain't in the picture and you the husband.
(02:49):
So now you keep bringing this other man up. They
ain't got a damn.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thing to do with nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, well you know what, his chip dinner got nothing
on to dinner this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I know that. Now we're gonna bring this up, me
and him.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
We're gonna sit down, we're gonna start having to be friends.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, Who's gonna be friends me and him?
Because his kids gonna have to eat.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Sunday, All of these kids Man twenty three and twenty four.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
But what is we taking care of these damn kids
for what? Tommy? It's Mother's Day, Tommy, Tommy quit talking
to him. Okay, this is just so frustrating. Now, this
is how we start out morning.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Every morning.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Joe Junior I told y'all, we're gonna do this with you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Do like you want to do this Sonday, this so,
and then we'll be straightening your life out the rest
of the next week.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Go ahead, at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew. Is he runs that prank back
right out? WHOA you're listening Morning show
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