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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, once two one, two three, I've got
sunshine on a cloudy day. Boom boom, boom boom boom,
Little swammer, speed it up when it's cold outside. I
got the mother of may doom doom do well. I

(00:26):
guess you say, what can make me feel this way?
My girl, my girl? I just want to say that,
man talking about my girl, my girl. Man, I've got
sunshine on a cloudy day. Man, that's today for me. Man.

(00:50):
I recovered, y'all. I'm pulling herself together. I'm pulling myself together. Man.
I got to be ungrateful, and I got to realizing
that God didn't bring me to it's far to leave me.
That Why am I tripping about the condition in this
circumstance I'm going through when clearly I have survived all
others because I'm here. You listen, folks, you are here.

(01:14):
Whatever you're going through, even if it's something new, everything
you've gone through prior to this, you've gotten through it.
Watch this. You're gonna get through this one too. It
ain't over to the fat lady saying, and I ain't
seen him. Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morti Show,

(01:36):
Shelly Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior. The legend
that he is nephew Tommy Junior. So Junior, what's on
your mind?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Many? I don't know what's going on out here? Is
kind of crazy. I hear about this date. Now, this
jentleman takes this lady on a date. They have a date,
but at the end of the day, she ordered six
meals to go. Now, her theory is, I have time
to go on the date with you, but you don't
have time to buy me extra food for the week. Now,
how do you supposed to handle this n.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
A week? She ordered six breaths to go the week
to go to go for her lunch.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
For her lunch for the week, for the week. Now
he on the date with him, You get.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
To leave on this one. I'm sorry. At one point
you have to look at the person you on the
date with, both the male and the female. The guy
was paying for the date, doing a gentlemanly thing. You
get abusive, and you go, I'm gonna order my meals
for the week.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, taking advantage of him?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, Well, what you need? You need to talk to
your Tuesday date, your Wednesday date, your third souse, your
Monday date. I'm paying for Monday. You're all here all
throughout the week, you know, And I old you you
thought you were sitting up in here with Christ. This

(03:06):
ain't feed my flock. You know. This ain't no five fish,
two fish, five loads of bread story. That ain't what
they're fitting to be. Right here, I'm telling you right now,
not only am I not Christ, I ain't even wanted
the Disciples. I don't even want to be in this story. No,

(03:28):
I ain't mad at you, man. I'm not paying for that. Man,
I'm not You're weak, lady. That's abusive. Yeah, yeah, it
is all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, we're gonna hear from the nephew as he
runs that prank back right after this, you're listening Harvey
Morning Show.
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