Would You Rather

Boss or spouse gets to see complete internet history.  Lose a finger or have a head ache everyday for the rest of your life.  Trapped on a island with a mute or someone that talks all the time.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for would you rather would you rather let
your boss see your full Internet history? Or would you
rather let your spouse see your full Internet history? Yeah? Yeah,
and he won't fire you. And he won't fire you

(00:23):
might get a raised out the deal if I do
it right, you might bade me proud. Yeah, all right, boss,
all day, All right? Would you rather lose a finger?
Lose a finger or have a headache every day for
the rest of your life. No, I'm gonna take this

(00:45):
damn finger. No that head but but but take that
Take that ring from on the right hand, you know,
the ring finger on the left hand. Just give me
the ring finger on the right hand, because I'm left handed,
and that thing. I don't need that finger to button

(01:07):
my shirt or nothing, zip up my pants. That finger
kind of useless. I'm gonna need that. Yeah. You ain't
gonna be able to hold a knife without that thumb
without looking like a cave man. Yea, all right, It's
hard to button your shirt with both your index fingers,

(01:29):
I'm tell you that right now. All right, picking up
French fries gonna look a little crazy like you're smoking
a cigarette. Yeah, would you rather be trapped on the
desert island with someone who never speaks, never talks to you.
Or would you rather be trapped on a desert island

(01:50):
with someone who never shuts up? Hey, quiet all the time?
You're gonna get tired of that talking, gonna dry crave.
I raly how to talk? Yeah, you rather have to
talk to silence to kill me? Junior. You want someone
who saw the talk to me? We talk every morning.

(02:12):
I don't. I don't want to talk all time. Okay?
Do you want someone who who who's quiet? What about
you never shut up? Oh? No, I want the person
to talk all the time. I know how to cut
I know, I know how to shut people out anyway.
You can be talking my ass off to me, man,
I just look right at you and be looking right
through the back of your head. I know how to

(02:32):
I know how you hearing me. I know you hear me.
You're looking right at me and make them think I'm
looking at them. But I'll be my man. Man, I'll
be looking at something right off to the side of
your head after me. You know you don't like a
bush or something, and you talking your ass. I don't
even know you talking to me. All right, that's today's

(02:55):
round guys, I would you rather now? Coming up at
forty nine minutes after the hour is our last break
of the day, and of course we'll have some closing
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