May 13, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 asks somebody if their wife can breastfeed his baby.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject is my children are inconvenient This everybody on the show,
it's kids broke this okay and listening, all right, we'll
(00:21):
get into it. And just a bit right now, the
nephew is here. You hear him with today's prank phone
call what you got for its nap?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Now, this is a serious prank. Okay, everybody, This is
not funny.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Serious prank?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Is This one right here?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is serious?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Can you breastfeed my baby? Okay? Now that's serious stuff
right there.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
When a man needs help and he's reaching out, you know,
come on now, reach back.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm really scared you. Can you breast feed my baby?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Let's go get out?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Hello hello man?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Uh yeah, this hey hey man, uh.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Heymen, this this this this uh and uh huh this
who this man? Uh yeah, you gave me your phone number.
I know you don't know me, but gave me your number.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeh he talking about on the south side.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, on the south side. He uh,
he gave me your number. Man, I'm going through somethings.
I thought you might be to help me out, man,
because uh, well, see to my girl. And I don't know, man,
I think just in left, you know, and uh here
left me here with the kids, you know, and I
(01:45):
trying to I don't think coming back.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
My man, my man, I feel for you. But but
why you why why are you telling me this?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
See? Uh see? And I have got these kids by myself.
You know. My little boy he three, but my little girl, man,
she just she just two months old. Man, you know.
And I'm the reason why I got your number because
I think you might get to help me because I
(02:16):
I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now. Brother, dog?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
How many help you?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I got kids of my own? Dog? How man?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Help you? Well? See that that's what I'm saying. Now,
ain't you ain't you married to? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
My wife? How you know my wife? Dog?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
See knows what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
I mean, I kind of know y'all through y'all before
through him, and uh but sit here the deal man.
Like like I said, I got my kids, man, my
my my little boy three, but my little girl ain't
but two months?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
How many kids y'all got?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We got three kids? Man, I I got a ten
year old, eight year old and a six month old.
I'm trying to I really don't know what you asking
asking me. Man. I got my own family, I got
to take care of you asking me for help? I mean,
what is it you need, man?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
And what I'm trying to do with this year, I'm
trying to get my little my little girl taking care
of man. Like I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Then ran off, man and done left, and I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Think I don't think coming back. I don't think she's
coming back. But I need some help. I need some
help from from your wife. I need her to.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Come by the house today. Can she do you think?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What do you need come at your house for?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Because the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
We got a couple of cans and we got to
cans or some formulas and something in here we can
drop off to you, man, But I ain't coming to
your house.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You're more than happy to have these You have these cans,
but I can't be having my wife at your house.
Dog got all kids.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I understand that, but the baby.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Needs to milk. That's what start I need.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I need to come by and feed the baby.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just told you to come by drop off a
couple of cans and milks. But I mean, I don't
even know you like that, player. I ain't about to
just have my wife coming to your damn house. I
don't know you, but I need her to.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Come by and see the baby.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Man, dog, what a hell you can't see your baby?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well, come by, brush the baby?
Speaker 7 (04:48):
What you want to watch?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
To come out of your house and do what I
want the baby.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I told you you lost your mind. I don't know
you to be talking about my wife coming to your house,
breastfeeding your baby, matter effect stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
You get my number?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Who the hell is anyway? I don't stop thinking about
I don't know no right say, dog? Don't call me
with this?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Is you talking about breasting your baby?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Why would you do this?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Why would you? Why would you let the baby? Why
would you come between the baby's health?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'll tell you what, dog, Bring your baby over here,
you and the baby.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Come over here.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Bring your baby baby over here, and when and when
you get here, as soon as she pull out it,
I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat. Now, come
on over. We're gonna be here. She's gonna be all day.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Don't do it, don't do don't let you go and
stop between the baby's help.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'm just trying to god, how you're gonna call me
talking about my wife breast.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Steed your baby.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'll sip you know what?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hold on, hold on, hold on? What's hold on? Hold on?
What's up? Baby? You know and her husband?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You don't know them.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
My wife don't know you, and I don't know you.
Eating Chase?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Do you know a name?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Supposedly he live on the south side, he know us.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
You don't know him.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Eating? Hold on, I don't know you.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
What.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is another line talking about his wife done left
him with the two kids. He wants you to come
to his crib if breastfeed his baby. Baby don't baby,
don't trip.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I got this.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm gonna holler. Let you in a minute. Dog, We
don't dog, we don't know who did you calling me?
Fu more things?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I want to tell you your listen to me.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You better be saying your address.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
That's what you better be saying.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Lessing time from the steam Hard Morning show. You just
got t.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Ain't this up?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Hit this bottom?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You know man?
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Come on dog?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Then uh Temmy dog Dog.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
You about to get your whipped.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Tommy whoever somebody's getting there.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Whoops?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Tell me, you gotta tell me what ill the baddest
radio show in the light Steve.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You did hear.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Man?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Y'all got me.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Hold the man won.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It was some breast milk. You see what I'm saying
for the babby, for the baby.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, for the.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Baby audacity, where's the village?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I have.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No word all this breast milk in the village.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I can't help, says the person that does not make
breast milk at all.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Right now, village, and I can't get no help.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
The nephew is coming to what as Father's Day weekend.
Y'all do not want to miss it. It is the
nephew Tommy's house party, comedy jam. Matter of fact, all
my frat brothers in Dallas, Texas, y'all come out and
hang out with you.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Boy.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Let's just have a straight up Kappa Alpha PSI night
for Father's Day weekend. That would be June fifteenth, Saturday
Night at the Majestic Kickers.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
On sale right now.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
I got Tony Robbers, I got Dominique, and I got
great ignorance of nephew Tommy. All night long. We gonna
have some fun. It's a party with some comedy all
wrapped up in the water.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
You don't want to miss that.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
You don't want I think stupid to another level.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I really do. I I bleed it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yes you do.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
We beleeve it all right.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. My children are inconvenient is
the subject. We'll get into that right after this. You're
listening Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject is my children are inconvenient This everybody on the show,
it's kids broke this okay and listening, all right, we'll
(00:21):
get into it. And just a bit right now, the
nephew is here. You hear him with today's prank phone
call what you got for its nap?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Now, this is a serious prank. Okay, everybody, This is
not funny.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Serious prank?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Is This one right here?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is serious?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Can you breastfeed my baby? Okay? Now that's serious stuff
right there.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
When a man needs help and he's reaching out, you know,
come on now, reach back.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm really scared you. Can you breast feed my baby?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Let's go get out?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Hello hello man?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Uh yeah, this hey hey man, uh.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Heymen, this this this this uh and uh huh this
who this man? Uh yeah, you gave me your phone number.
I know you don't know me, but gave me your number.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeh he talking about on the south side.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, on the south side. He uh,
he gave me your number. Man, I'm going through somethings.
I thought you might be to help me out, man,
because uh, well, see to my girl. And I don't know, man,
I think just in left, you know, and uh here
left me here with the kids, you know, and I
(01:45):
trying to I don't think coming back.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
My man, my man, I feel for you. But but
why you why why are you telling me this?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
See? Uh see? And I have got these kids by myself.
You know. My little boy he three, but my little girl, man,
she just she just two months old. Man, you know.
And I'm the reason why I got your number because
I think you might get to help me because I
(02:16):
I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now. Brother, dog?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
How many help you?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I got kids of my own? Dog? How man?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Help you? Well? See that that's what I'm saying. Now,
ain't you ain't you married to? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
My wife? How you know my wife? Dog?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
See knows what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
I mean, I kind of know y'all through y'all before
through him, and uh but sit here the deal man.
Like like I said, I got my kids, man, my
my my little boy three, but my little girl ain't
but two months?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
How many kids y'all got?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We got three kids? Man, I I got a ten
year old, eight year old and a six month old.
I'm trying to I really don't know what you asking
asking me. Man. I got my own family, I got
to take care of you asking me for help? I mean,
what is it you need, man?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
And what I'm trying to do with this year, I'm
trying to get my little my little girl taking care
of man. Like I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Then ran off, man and done left, and I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Think I don't think coming back. I don't think she's
coming back. But I need some help. I need some
help from from your wife. I need her to.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Come by the house today. Can she do you think?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What do you need come at your house for?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Because the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
We got a couple of cans and we got to
cans or some formulas and something in here we can
drop off to you, man, But I ain't coming to
your house.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You're more than happy to have these You have these cans,
but I can't be having my wife at your house.
Dog got all kids.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I understand that, but the baby.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Needs to milk. That's what start I need.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I need to come by and feed the baby.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Dog.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I just told you to come by drop off a
couple of cans and milks. But I mean, I don't
even know you like that, player. I ain't about to
just have my wife coming to your damn house. I
don't know you, but I need her to.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Come by and see the baby.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Man, dog, what a hell you can't see your baby?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well, come by, brush the baby?
Speaker 7 (04:48):
What you want to watch?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
To come out of your house and do what I
want the baby.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I told you you lost your mind. I don't know
you to be talking about my wife coming to your house,
breastfeeding your baby, matter effect stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
You get my number?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Who the hell is anyway? I don't stop thinking about
I don't know no right say, dog? Don't call me
with this?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Is you talking about breasting your baby?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Why would you do this?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Why would you? Why would you let the baby? Why
would you come between the baby's health?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'll tell you what, dog, Bring your baby over here,
you and the baby.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Come over here.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Bring your baby baby over here, and when and when
you get here, as soon as she pull out it,
I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat. Now, come
on over. We're gonna be here. She's gonna be all day.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Don't do it, don't do don't let you go and
stop between the baby's help.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'm just trying to god, how you're gonna call me
talking about my wife breast.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Steed your baby.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'll sip you know what?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hold on, hold on, hold on? What's hold on? Hold on?
What's up? Baby? You know and her husband?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You don't know them.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
My wife don't know you, and I don't know you.
Eating Chase?
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Do you know a name?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Supposedly he live on the south side, he know us.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
You don't know him.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Eating? Hold on, I don't know you.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
What.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is another line talking about his wife done left
him with the two kids. He wants you to come
to his crib if breastfeed his baby. Baby don't baby,
don't trip.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I got this.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm gonna holler. Let you in a minute. Dog, We
don't dog, we don't know who did you calling me?
Fu more things?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I want to tell you your listen to me.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You better be saying your address.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
That's what you better be saying.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Lessing time from the steam Hard Morning show. You just
got t.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Ain't this up?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Hit this bottom?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You know man?
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Come on dog?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Then uh Temmy dog Dog.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
You about to get your whipped.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Tommy whoever somebody's getting there.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Whoops?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Tell me, you gotta tell me what ill the baddest
radio show in the light Steve.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You did hear.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Man?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Y'all got me.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Hold the man won.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It was some breast milk. You see what I'm saying
for the babby, for the baby.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, for the.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Baby audacity, where's the village?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I have.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No word all this breast milk in the village.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I can't help, says the person that does not make
breast milk at all.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Right now, village, and I can't get no help.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
The nephew is coming to what as Father's Day weekend.
Y'all do not want to miss it. It is the
nephew Tommy's house party, comedy jam. Matter of fact, all
my frat brothers in Dallas, Texas, y'all come out and
hang out with you.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Boy.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Let's just have a straight up Kappa Alpha PSI night
for Father's Day weekend. That would be June fifteenth, Saturday
Night at the Majestic Kickers.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
On sale right now.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
I got Tony Robbers, I got Dominique, and I got
great ignorance of nephew Tommy. All night long. We gonna
have some fun. It's a party with some comedy all
wrapped up in the water.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
You don't want to miss that.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
You don't want I think stupid to another level.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I really do. I I bleed it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yes you do.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
We beleeve it all right.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. My children are inconvenient is
the subject. We'll get into that right after this. You're
listening Hardy Morning Show.
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