February 18, 2020 • 9 mins
Fool #1 has a problem with his wife's lashes and makes a phone call to the woman whose store did them.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject when being backwards and Bushie collide. Uh right, yeah,
backwards and bushy collide. But right now, nephew in the
building with today's praying phone call? What you got for
his nav? Lashing out? Shirley lashing out, lashing Okay, okay,
(00:26):
here we go. Hey, it's lashing out. How can we
lash you out? I'm trying to reach Bianca. This is Bianca. Hey, listen,
my name is Brian, my my wife Jamie. Come up
there and get her eye. Lash's done? Is uh? Who
who's the owner of this place? I am Brian. What's
going on? Okay? You beat your bank? Are you the
(00:47):
one that own the place? I'm Bianca. I'm the owner.
We opened about a year and a half ago. Proud, happy,
black owned, women owned, woman owned establishment. What can I
do for you? Okay? Here's I'm sick and tired of
my wife coming up there and then when she get
back home, she got these thick eyelashes on and they
long as hell, you know, I mean, it's these are
(01:10):
lashes thicking on somebody's much stash. This is a damn shame,
you know not, and told her to take this hold
up Brian. Now, I may or may not be the
person doing it, but whoever, I'm pretty sure probably that
sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
But whoever comes in here, they pick their lashes. We
we you know, we collaborate. But the girls are saying
(01:32):
what they want done. They pick it. So if they're thick,
they're thick because they want them thick. They're too thick.
And then and they're too long. Your lasiness ain't supposed
to be sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a
damn shame. But let me let me tell you what
I'm getting at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling.
If my wife come home one more say what can
(01:54):
you send her down? Because I mean, I'm running a
business here and you sound crazy. They can hear you
through the pall, and the girls they're looking at me
in the chair. I don't know what's going on. I
don't know. Can you calm down? You're loud and screaming.
And all I'm saying is if my wife come home
with the long think as I landed again, I'm gonna
come up there and raise holy hell at that damn place.
(02:15):
I'm telling you the truth about that. You're not what
are you talking about? Why are you threatening me? You
are not coming up here. I'm coming up there if
my wife coming home with them thick as long as
I lasses again, I am no, you're not coming up here.
We just opened a year half ago. We are doing that.
We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
talk to your wife. Pick your marriage. Don't come out here,
(02:37):
and nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong
with my marriage is he damn thinking as I landed,
and they're too long. That's why are you? Why are
you calling me with this? See now I'm yengcause I'm
calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.
Oh my god, oh my god. Didn't you need to
talk to your wife? Okay, I need to calm down.
I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
(03:00):
the time to me? What you work for the corps.
I ain't trying to salvatil numb. But I tell you
what if you come home with the long thinking as
I last again, I'm gonna come up there, and I'm
gonna find all the violations of codes and everything building codes,
and I will get you shut down if we if
we don't stop these long thinking as I last. Okay, Brian,
I'm from the south Side, So you need to back
(03:20):
up because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes, I'm gonna
go there with you. You're threatening my livelihood, You're threatening
the jobs of so many girls here. What are you doing?
You need to talk to your wife and you to
back up. And I am sorry to courage. We try
to speak class here, but now you're making me lash
out at from lash out. But you need to back up.
(03:42):
This is my job and people have jobs. What are
you going threatening to come up here? I'm gonna call
the cops on you and you will not be able
to come here and we will not let your get
her her her eyelashes night. And you need to fix
your marriage because you've got some anger issues. Clearly you
pissed off at your wife and you're calling us threatened
to ruin our business. Why what is your wife's name?
(04:03):
What my wife name is? My wife name is Jamie? Okay?
Does anybody is here no Jamie or do Jamie's glasses? Okay?
It's like four girls raising their hands because everybody goes
to somebody different. So I don't know who is does
Jamie's lashes. But you got some anger issues? Okay, I
ain't got no anger issues. The only problem, my god,
(04:25):
is my wife having some long, thick eyelashes and they
further out than her nose and thinking into somebody's much
that that's what I got a problem with. Okay, you
know what, Jamie just needs to leave your because if
you got an issue, call her. Why are you calling us?
It's people they put Why wouldn't I call the people
that put the thicker lashes on? Why wouldn't I? But
(04:47):
first of all, you need to talk to Jamie and
send her up here. We're gonna tell her that to
leave your first of all. Fast of all, I don't
I can I help you? You are interrupting my grinding. Okay,
we're interrupting our grinding and we got a business going here.
What is your problem? Can't you go do some work,
go and talk to your wife and seaks your marriage.
(05:09):
You know what, I'll tell you what I'll tell you.
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what you're not
trying to fix? No, no, no, you're trying to fix
the problem. I'll be up there. I'll be up there
and I will bring somebody that will shut that. Call
the cops right now, call him down, tell him somebody
who's coming up here? And they threatening us a lash
out call. See the three girls calling right now. Bring
(05:31):
your little up here, mother, come on, come on, bringing
bring it up here. Let me ask you something is
calming up there? Yeah, Carmen is sitting in my face
right now? What is going on doing? How you know him? Carmen?
Why are you asking me about? Where is calming it?
Right now? She right here looking at me? What what
(05:54):
is called? Is she? Is she laughing? Hold on? Yeah,
now she's starting to go on. Y'all got me looking
crazy at b bianc. Calm down, baby, check this out.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show
your girl. Carmen got me to prank phone call you.
Oh oh my, okay, you know what. Y'all got me
(06:19):
out here looking dad? I cannot Tommy Tommy, nephew Tommy,
Oh my god, what's up? Oh my god? What's up? Girl?
I'm just lashing out a little bit, that's all. I'm
just laughing. Oh God, I'm sorry, Matthew, Tommy, I was
(06:42):
acting crazy. Bianc I gotta ask you, baby twenty you
got to tell the nephew, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, the one,
the only Steve Harvey Morning Show, always forever. I love
y'all lashing out, y'all lashing out. You know we don't
(07:05):
play hum. I'm gonna send my wife home. No MOLTI
thick eye lasses and they're too long. It's too much.
Now I'm sick of. I'm tired of. She's been come
home no more look like spiders. Yeah, your your wife
decides which one is she gonna get? Now that that
that's on. Huh, I don't get she's been come home
(07:28):
to Motilon as I last hole damn place off what
I do you know how long they've been open? Don't
you come up with some ignity as mess. I'm telling
you how you to call the It's really a talent
(07:53):
to be that. Somebody said it to your nephew. I
appreciate that. And I'll be stupid on Marge the seven
and Dothan, Alabama. Come catch this stupid, I'll be there
Saturday night and then March to fourteen, Montgomery, Alabama. I'm
gonna be stupid again. So stupid is approaching Alabama in March. Stupid, Yes,
(08:18):
coming down whatever highway. My uncle said, I'll be there
doing then Monday. Get ready to getting ready the fool
is in round. M hmmm, all right, hey, I gotta
say thank you to Memphis too. Man. Memphis came out
in droves this past week with said D. L. Dean
Cole and earthquake this. It was awesome, great weekend with
(08:40):
them boys. Man, I had a good time. I saw
the picture you sent out. Here we go with that
thank you, so you don't get lax. Thank you. I
feel like I had a line up Richie. Uh, I'm
(09:00):
fall out of you know what. I don't like you.
I'm just gonna say it. How you feel about that.
I'm hurt good. I want you to be up next
The Strawberry Letter for today, subject when being Backwards and
Bushie Collide. We'll get into it right after this
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject when being backwards and Bushie collide. Uh right, yeah,
backwards and bushy collide. But right now, nephew in the
building with today's praying phone call? What you got for
his nav? Lashing out? Shirley lashing out, lashing Okay, okay,
(00:26):
here we go. Hey, it's lashing out. How can we
lash you out? I'm trying to reach Bianca. This is Bianca. Hey, listen,
my name is Brian, my my wife Jamie. Come up
there and get her eye. Lash's done? Is uh? Who
who's the owner of this place? I am Brian. What's
going on? Okay? You beat your bank? Are you the
(00:47):
one that own the place? I'm Bianca. I'm the owner.
We opened about a year and a half ago. Proud, happy,
black owned, women owned, woman owned establishment. What can I
do for you? Okay? Here's I'm sick and tired of
my wife coming up there and then when she get
back home, she got these thick eyelashes on and they
long as hell, you know, I mean, it's these are
(01:10):
lashes thicking on somebody's much stash. This is a damn shame,
you know not, and told her to take this hold
up Brian. Now, I may or may not be the
person doing it, but whoever, I'm pretty sure probably that
sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
But whoever comes in here, they pick their lashes. We
we you know, we collaborate. But the girls are saying
(01:32):
what they want done. They pick it. So if they're thick,
they're thick because they want them thick. They're too thick.
And then and they're too long. Your lasiness ain't supposed
to be sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a
damn shame. But let me let me tell you what
I'm getting at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling.
If my wife come home one more say what can
(01:54):
you send her down? Because I mean, I'm running a
business here and you sound crazy. They can hear you
through the pall, and the girls they're looking at me
in the chair. I don't know what's going on. I
don't know. Can you calm down? You're loud and screaming.
And all I'm saying is if my wife come home
with the long think as I landed again, I'm gonna
come up there and raise holy hell at that damn place.
(02:15):
I'm telling you the truth about that. You're not what
are you talking about? Why are you threatening me? You
are not coming up here. I'm coming up there if
my wife coming home with them thick as long as
I lasses again, I am no, you're not coming up here.
We just opened a year half ago. We are doing that.
We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
talk to your wife. Pick your marriage. Don't come out here,
(02:37):
and nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong
with my marriage is he damn thinking as I landed,
and they're too long. That's why are you? Why are
you calling me with this? See now I'm yengcause I'm
calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.
Oh my god, oh my god. Didn't you need to
talk to your wife? Okay, I need to calm down.
I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
(03:00):
the time to me? What you work for the corps.
I ain't trying to salvatil numb. But I tell you
what if you come home with the long thinking as
I last again, I'm gonna come up there, and I'm
gonna find all the violations of codes and everything building codes,
and I will get you shut down if we if
we don't stop these long thinking as I last. Okay, Brian,
I'm from the south Side, So you need to back
(03:20):
up because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes, I'm gonna
go there with you. You're threatening my livelihood, You're threatening
the jobs of so many girls here. What are you doing?
You need to talk to your wife and you to
back up. And I am sorry to courage. We try
to speak class here, but now you're making me lash
out at from lash out. But you need to back up.
(03:42):
This is my job and people have jobs. What are
you going threatening to come up here? I'm gonna call
the cops on you and you will not be able
to come here and we will not let your get
her her her eyelashes night. And you need to fix
your marriage because you've got some anger issues. Clearly you
pissed off at your wife and you're calling us threatened
to ruin our business. Why what is your wife's name?
(04:03):
What my wife name is? My wife name is Jamie? Okay?
Does anybody is here no Jamie or do Jamie's glasses? Okay?
It's like four girls raising their hands because everybody goes
to somebody different. So I don't know who is does
Jamie's lashes. But you got some anger issues? Okay, I
ain't got no anger issues. The only problem, my god,
(04:25):
is my wife having some long, thick eyelashes and they
further out than her nose and thinking into somebody's much
that that's what I got a problem with. Okay, you
know what, Jamie just needs to leave your because if
you got an issue, call her. Why are you calling us?
It's people they put Why wouldn't I call the people
that put the thicker lashes on? Why wouldn't I? But
(04:47):
first of all, you need to talk to Jamie and
send her up here. We're gonna tell her that to
leave your first of all. Fast of all, I don't
I can I help you? You are interrupting my grinding. Okay,
we're interrupting our grinding and we got a business going here.
What is your problem? Can't you go do some work,
go and talk to your wife and seaks your marriage.
(05:09):
You know what, I'll tell you what I'll tell you.
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what you're not
trying to fix? No, no, no, you're trying to fix
the problem. I'll be up there. I'll be up there
and I will bring somebody that will shut that. Call
the cops right now, call him down, tell him somebody
who's coming up here? And they threatening us a lash
out call. See the three girls calling right now. Bring
(05:31):
your little up here, mother, come on, come on, bringing
bring it up here. Let me ask you something is
calming up there? Yeah, Carmen is sitting in my face
right now? What is going on doing? How you know him? Carmen?
Why are you asking me about? Where is calming it?
Right now? She right here looking at me? What what
(05:54):
is called? Is she? Is she laughing? Hold on? Yeah,
now she's starting to go on. Y'all got me looking
crazy at b bianc. Calm down, baby, check this out.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show
your girl. Carmen got me to prank phone call you.
Oh oh my, okay, you know what. Y'all got me
(06:19):
out here looking dad? I cannot Tommy Tommy, nephew Tommy,
Oh my god, what's up? Oh my god? What's up? Girl?
I'm just lashing out a little bit, that's all. I'm
just laughing. Oh God, I'm sorry, Matthew, Tommy, I was
(06:42):
acting crazy. Bianc I gotta ask you, baby twenty you
got to tell the nephew, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land, the one,
the only Steve Harvey Morning Show, always forever. I love
y'all lashing out, y'all lashing out. You know we don't
(07:05):
play hum. I'm gonna send my wife home. No MOLTI
thick eye lasses and they're too long. It's too much.
Now I'm sick of. I'm tired of. She's been come
home no more look like spiders. Yeah, your your wife
decides which one is she gonna get? Now that that
that's on. Huh, I don't get she's been come home
(07:28):
to Motilon as I last hole damn place off what
I do you know how long they've been open? Don't
you come up with some ignity as mess. I'm telling
you how you to call the It's really a talent
(07:53):
to be that. Somebody said it to your nephew. I
appreciate that. And I'll be stupid on Marge the seven
and Dothan, Alabama. Come catch this stupid, I'll be there
Saturday night and then March to fourteen, Montgomery, Alabama. I'm
gonna be stupid again. So stupid is approaching Alabama in March. Stupid, Yes,
(08:18):
coming down whatever highway. My uncle said, I'll be there
doing then Monday. Get ready to getting ready the fool
is in round. M hmmm, all right, hey, I gotta
say thank you to Memphis too. Man. Memphis came out
in droves this past week with said D. L. Dean
Cole and earthquake this. It was awesome, great weekend with
(08:40):
them boys. Man, I had a good time. I saw
the picture you sent out. Here we go with that
thank you, so you don't get lax. Thank you. I
feel like I had a line up Richie. Uh, I'm
(09:00):
fall out of you know what. I don't like you.
I'm just gonna say it. How you feel about that.
I'm hurt good. I want you to be up next
The Strawberry Letter for today, subject when being Backwards and
Bushie Collide. We'll get into it right after this
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