May 8, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm
tired of raising his child and his ex wife. Okay,
we'll get into that find out and see what that's
all about. But right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, Shirley, this right here, we're going back to the church.
You know we spoke earlier about past the keon. This
right here is me and my Jesus. And what you're
not gonna do is it be too loud with this.
So let's let's hey Hey me, me, okay, hey, me
(00:41):
and my hey stop huh, Me and my Jesus. Let's
go get down.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hello, I'm trying to reach his sister. How you doing.
I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
You are a member there? Am all right?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, I am?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, listen, I'm calling you. They some of the members
have gotten together and had a meeting and wanted me
to give you a call. It seems that a lot
of them are complaining about Sunday services that go on
and wanted for me to give you a call on
their behalf so that we can see if we can
(01:25):
address the problem and talk to you diligently as possible
and try to get the problem rectified.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
What's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm sorry, and what is your name again?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of
the church. I've just been the one that have been
asked to give you a call and try to talk
on the members' behalf, so maybe we can get this
problem rectified that you that they have as far as
you are concerned, now.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what
this is in regards to go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, it seems like the members of the church are
complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday,
you running up and down the aisle and you shouting
all over the place, and it's.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Me I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am. You're distracting everyone from
getting the word and listening to the word and being
involved in the service, and that's the purpose of the
call is to see if we can get you to
tone it down some.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, So the all church is complaining about me shouting
the way people run up and down the off every
Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they
singling me, I complained about me.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, ma'am, I don't know how it is that you
can see everybody else doing cart wheels when you're the
ones that they say is the one that's doing them.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
How am I being singled out?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Ma'am. All I'm saying is that they saying that you're
doing too much shouting and too much running at this church. Now,
I'm just the message.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What they can't tell me how to shout. They can't
tell me what's going on in my life, what's gonna
keep me from praising God? And they, I mean, they
could just they could go somewhere else with that, but
they're not gonna tell me that I can't praise my God.
They don't know how good God has been to me.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And you know what, I understand that I agree with
you wholeheartedly, but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they
was at the point last night talking about should we
put some seat belts on the pews so so you
can stay down State will.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Put some seat But I only gonna tell people they
can't shout in church and praise God. What can we
come to church?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Farm? When you do come to.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You need to be trying to praise God and get
their own shout on and stop looking at me and
worried about what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We gonna need you to quit running up and down
these aisles and doing what.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No God, I'm sorry, sir. You know I'm trying to
stay calm. I'm trying my best cool Jesus, she's sir
that that's not happening. You can't tell me I gotta
stop shouting.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?
Aren't you just standing still?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Talking? But I don't have to run right now?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What I'm trying to get you to know, like I
want to run up and down this street right now.
I can run up and down the street and price God.
But they're not gonna tell me to stop shouting the church.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Can we get you to be a little bit more
reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me
go ahead and go further on what.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
They don't how the spirit moves.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, well let me move and tell you what they've
told me. Now. If we can't get to the point
where you can, you know, tone it down, then we
may have to ask you to leave.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Ask me, oh, g O, Jesus, Jesus, you ask me,
why don't they want me to leave a church. I've
been at that church for fifteen years. I'm not leaving
the church. I'm gonna run up and down.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not gonna the church.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Some flip where I feel like it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Not not now, listen.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's all I'm Okay, go ahead, I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm going to I'm going to be there on Sunday. Man,
and I have been the person that's been appointed to
make sure that you're not running up and down there
our and shotting like this. You got to keep yourself
reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You
in the whale.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
give them a word and it ain't gonna be a God.
Lets you put that hands up on me here, No, listen,
I'm telling you that now you could say, I'd have
been in that church fifteen years. If I want to
run and dance, shout, jump, cray, whatever I want to do,
I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You're gonna have to stop this. This past Sunday was
your last Sunday doing it, and you're not finna do
it this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well, like I said, just why, And I'm telling you
could tell the arnsers, the deacon boy, the deaconess, the
minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let
them put their hands on me and see if I
don't swing on them. I'm gonna come right about the
spirit and swing on them. I'm tell you that now,
because hee, sir, you don't really push me there out
of tried, out of try.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
What is trying to show that I'm saying, Remember, but
you make it. You're making me revert back to my
own ways, and you you're really finna put me off.
That's what you're finna do.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this said, where is
the God at right now in you?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Where is the one that was the God was in
me when I was trying to be calmed with you
at first to tell you don't be calling me with
this foolishness. But now you've the maid the other side
of me. Ro he's up.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
raise it up in me too. Guess what come sound
that You're gonna sit you in that pew and you
ain't gonna look you know yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna see how where
I'm sitting at you. Matter of fact, first time in
the morning, I'm going to past oh yeah, and Deacon
whoever you want, whatever your name is, I'm gonna telling
about it. Godt how long we go you need to lose.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him
know about this situation.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You don't talk, you don't we can come Pastor you way.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You don't talk the pastor. I talked the.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Pastor this church fifteen years. Like I said, I'm telling you,
oh Jesus, oh you fein, oh Jesus, not not not
not now see just like this, you see how you
calling on it and you're standing yeah, because I'm calling
along here. I'm to keep you from just really going
to cush you out right now because you don't really
hit my nerves.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
What you better say it real quick because you're gonna
talk to this operator that's.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
His nephew, tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your girl.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know I'm gonna kick, but I see cursing on
the pox.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby, Let me
ask you something. What is the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The land, Harvey Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And now you have it. Come on here, me and
my Jesus, Me and my Jesus and evening. It's going
down in evening with Nephew tim Me May tenth and
eleven this week in Friday and Saturday night, West Palm Beach, Florida.
You know what I said, I said, West Palm Beach, Florida.
(08:07):
Rinker Playhouse Playhouse at the Cravis Center to Friday to Saturday.
Got a few tickets left. The nephew is in town,
West Palm Beach. Lad laying in the cut, y'all. I
got nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam. That is Father's
Day weekend. Okay, Father's Day weekend. Along with me is
my boy, Tony Roberts and Dominique, both of them funny
(08:30):
as all get off. This is in Dallas at the
Majestic Saturday, June fifteenth. You do not want to miss it.
That's Father's Day weekend. So bring your daddy, bring your
baby daddy, bring somebody who acts like that. Your daddy,
are your husband who you call big Daddy? All right,
bring them all out, nephew, Tommey House part of comedy Jam.
(08:50):
You don't want to miss it. That is in Dallas,
Baby the Majestic Theatre, and tickets are on sale. Read now,
all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Coming up next, Strawberry letter, the subject I'm tired of
raising his child and his ex wife. So she's raising
the baby and.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
His ex wife. Who does that? That's a lot going
on going on right now.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
To find out what's going on in this letter, I'm
tired of raising his child and his ex wife. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening to The
Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm
tired of raising his child and his ex wife. Okay,
we'll get into that find out and see what that's
all about. But right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, Shirley, this right here, we're going back to the church.
You know we spoke earlier about past the keon. This
right here is me and my Jesus. And what you're
not gonna do is it be too loud with this.
So let's let's hey Hey me, me, okay, hey, me
(00:41):
and my hey stop huh, Me and my Jesus. Let's
go get down.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hello, I'm trying to reach his sister. How you doing.
I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
You are a member there? Am all right?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, I am?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, listen, I'm calling you. They some of the members
have gotten together and had a meeting and wanted me
to give you a call. It seems that a lot
of them are complaining about Sunday services that go on
and wanted for me to give you a call on
their behalf so that we can see if we can
(01:25):
address the problem and talk to you diligently as possible
and try to get the problem rectified.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
What's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm sorry, and what is your name again?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of
the church. I've just been the one that have been
asked to give you a call and try to talk
on the members' behalf, so maybe we can get this
problem rectified that you that they have as far as
you are concerned, now.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what
this is in regards to go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, it seems like the members of the church are
complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday,
you running up and down the aisle and you shouting
all over the place, and it's.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Me I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am. You're distracting everyone from
getting the word and listening to the word and being
involved in the service, and that's the purpose of the
call is to see if we can get you to
tone it down some.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, So the all church is complaining about me shouting
the way people run up and down the off every
Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they
singling me, I complained about me.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, ma'am, I don't know how it is that you
can see everybody else doing cart wheels when you're the
ones that they say is the one that's doing them.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
How am I being singled out?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Ma'am. All I'm saying is that they saying that you're
doing too much shouting and too much running at this church. Now,
I'm just the message.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What they can't tell me how to shout. They can't
tell me what's going on in my life, what's gonna
keep me from praising God? And they, I mean, they
could just they could go somewhere else with that, but
they're not gonna tell me that I can't praise my God.
They don't know how good God has been to me.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And you know what, I understand that I agree with
you wholeheartedly, but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they
was at the point last night talking about should we
put some seat belts on the pews so so you
can stay down State will.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Put some seat But I only gonna tell people they
can't shout in church and praise God. What can we
come to church?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Farm? When you do come to.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You need to be trying to praise God and get
their own shout on and stop looking at me and
worried about what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We gonna need you to quit running up and down
these aisles and doing what.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
No God, I'm sorry, sir. You know I'm trying to
stay calm. I'm trying my best cool Jesus, she's sir
that that's not happening. You can't tell me I gotta
stop shouting.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?
Aren't you just standing still?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Talking? But I don't have to run right now?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What I'm trying to get you to know, like I
want to run up and down this street right now.
I can run up and down the street and price God.
But they're not gonna tell me to stop shouting the church.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Can we get you to be a little bit more
reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me
go ahead and go further on what.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
They don't how the spirit moves.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, well let me move and tell you what they've
told me. Now. If we can't get to the point
where you can, you know, tone it down, then we
may have to ask you to leave.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Ask me, oh, g O, Jesus, Jesus, you ask me,
why don't they want me to leave a church. I've
been at that church for fifteen years. I'm not leaving
the church. I'm gonna run up and down.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm not gonna the church.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Some flip where I feel like it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Not not now, listen.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's all I'm Okay, go ahead, I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm going to I'm going to be there on Sunday. Man,
and I have been the person that's been appointed to
make sure that you're not running up and down there
our and shotting like this. You got to keep yourself
reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You
in the whale.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
give them a word and it ain't gonna be a God.
Lets you put that hands up on me here, No, listen,
I'm telling you that now you could say, I'd have
been in that church fifteen years. If I want to
run and dance, shout, jump, cray, whatever I want to do,
I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You're gonna have to stop this. This past Sunday was
your last Sunday doing it, and you're not finna do
it this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well, like I said, just why, And I'm telling you
could tell the arnsers, the deacon boy, the deaconess, the
minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let
them put their hands on me and see if I
don't swing on them. I'm gonna come right about the
spirit and swing on them. I'm tell you that now,
because hee, sir, you don't really push me there out
of tried, out of try.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
What is trying to show that I'm saying, Remember, but
you make it. You're making me revert back to my
own ways, and you you're really finna put me off.
That's what you're finna do.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this said, where is
the God at right now in you?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Where is the one that was the God was in
me when I was trying to be calmed with you
at first to tell you don't be calling me with
this foolishness. But now you've the maid the other side
of me. Ro he's up.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
raise it up in me too. Guess what come sound
that You're gonna sit you in that pew and you
ain't gonna look you know yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna see how where
I'm sitting at you. Matter of fact, first time in
the morning, I'm going to past oh yeah, and Deacon
whoever you want, whatever your name is, I'm gonna telling
about it. Godt how long we go you need to lose.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him
know about this situation.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You don't talk, you don't we can come Pastor you way.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You don't talk the pastor. I talked the.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Pastor this church fifteen years. Like I said, I'm telling you,
oh Jesus, oh you fein, oh Jesus, not not not
not now see just like this, you see how you
calling on it and you're standing yeah, because I'm calling
along here. I'm to keep you from just really going
to cush you out right now because you don't really
hit my nerves.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
What you better say it real quick because you're gonna
talk to this operator that's.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
His nephew, tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your girl.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know I'm gonna kick, but I see cursing on
the pox.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby, Let me
ask you something. What is the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The land, Harvey Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And now you have it. Come on here, me and
my Jesus, Me and my Jesus and evening. It's going
down in evening with Nephew tim Me May tenth and
eleven this week in Friday and Saturday night, West Palm Beach, Florida.
You know what I said, I said, West Palm Beach, Florida.
(08:07):
Rinker Playhouse Playhouse at the Cravis Center to Friday to Saturday.
Got a few tickets left. The nephew is in town,
West Palm Beach. Lad laying in the cut, y'all. I
got nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam. That is Father's
Day weekend. Okay, Father's Day weekend. Along with me is
my boy, Tony Roberts and Dominique, both of them funny
(08:30):
as all get off. This is in Dallas at the
Majestic Saturday, June fifteenth. You do not want to miss it.
That's Father's Day weekend. So bring your daddy, bring your
baby daddy, bring somebody who acts like that. Your daddy,
are your husband who you call big Daddy? All right,
bring them all out, nephew, Tommey House part of comedy Jam.
(08:50):
You don't want to miss it. That is in Dallas,
Baby the Majestic Theatre, and tickets are on sale. Read now,
all right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Coming up next, Strawberry letter, the subject I'm tired of
raising his child and his ex wife. So she's raising
the baby and.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
His ex wife. Who does that? That's a lot going
on going on right now.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
To find out what's going on in this letter, I'm
tired of raising his child and his ex wife. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening to The
Hardy Morning Show.
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