April 30, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 has a very inappropriate solution to his bone problem.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is get this, guys, my topless younger sister
in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Wow, just wait till you I know who she was
in there with.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, we'll get into that in just a few because
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What you got new?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Uh? Well, it's a right here, you know this? My
bones all week, my bones a week now? Now, now,
what do you need? What do you need in order
for bones to be strong? What do you need to
strengthen calsia?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now? Now? Now? Babies, what do they have? Milk? Babies
drink milk when it right? Yeah, okay, right, Darry, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So is it all right for me to ask for
some milk?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, that ain't the best milk though, That milk ain't
the stove. Ain't the best milk.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
If you needed a grown man, you're going to a
farm where you're getting the milk.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What are you talking about? Breast milk is the best milk?
I hate you? Who note? But who said that? Though?
Who said that?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
My mother?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
My bones are week?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Mother?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You know you know what let me do this cat dog,
if you would, My bones are weak.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to speak to run.
This is run Hey, run. How you doing? It's phoony man.
How are you brothers?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm hey.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I want to congratulate man on the on the baby. Man.
I wasn't able to make it to the baby shower, man,
but I want to congratulate you on the baby, man,
and and on that man. Much success to you man,
you and the wife.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Thank you, thank you, you appreciate that fly.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah. Well, yeah, fully man, I didn't get you know,
my wife, Danita, she came to the to the to
the baby shower man, so you know, she was telling
me how nice it was, how successful it was, man.
So I just you want, you know, I wanted to
give you big ups. I heard the baby came and everything,
and I wanted to just a little girl, A little girl,
y'a hat a little girl. Yeah yeah, all right, Well
(02:28):
congratulations man, congratulations Ron. I wanted to definitely call her.
Congratulate man and.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Tody real quick. What what baby shower was your wife?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Dad?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Because we had two. We had one from my side
of the family and the one for my wife's side,
because you know, they lived different places and stuff. Man,
So which one do you think she was?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That? Probably on your wife's side, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Okay, okay, she knows my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well no, see see Danita is actually friends with with Kendren.
Now you know Kendre right.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh yeah, I know Kendre. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, she was, she was with Kendre. Okay, here she comes.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
They play cards, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, okay, yeah she she was with Kendre. Man, and
she was just telling me how successful man, how nice
it was, and you know, laid out baby shout. I
wasn't able to make it. Man, I've been a little
under the weather, bro, you know, and uh you know,
with God's help, man, I'll be able to get back
on my feet, you know what I'm saying. That's all right,
hey man, I just you know, congratulated again. Man. You know,
a beautiful baby girl. Man, that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, thank you, thank you. I'm sorry, man, better have
I just I can't told me I'm trying to remember
you and trying to place you, and I just I
can't do it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Have we met? No no, no, no, no no, no,
My bad man, I'm sorry don nah me and you
we haven't we haven't met at all. Like I say,
you know, my wife knows Kendre. They hang out, and
I guess she's she's dabbled a couple of times and
been around. You know, your wife is your wife is Maryland?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Right, Yeah, that's my wife.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, Yeah, I guess she's been been in the presence
of Maryland. Man. So you know, you know, I kind
of got your number from from my wife, man, and
she got it from Kindred. So I kind of wanted
to holler at you, you know, which went out in Merdas. Actually, man,
Like I say, Man, I've been I've been down for
a minute, you know. And I actually you know, came
(04:24):
from doctor yesterday and and my my bones, man, they
my bones are deteriorating. You know. Uh, that's that's kind
of what I'm what I've been going through, man. And
if I don't get the proper medication that I need, man,
(04:44):
then we you know it within the next three months here, dog,
it could get pretty bad. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Well, man, I'm sorry to hear.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That, brous You know.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
All I can do is streak with you, man, and
you know.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, man, the doctor told me that it is bro
o cray Man. The doctor told me, man, and you know,
if I get the right medication man, that you know,
I could get back up to seventy five eighty percent
healthy again. You know what I'm saying. So you know,
(05:23):
it's just a rare type of thing that I need
to try and get and I think that you might be.
I think you can help me.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We will be strong. Man, be strong, just man, sit down, Man.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Be strong.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Bro it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I say it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
God is with you. I pray for you. I do
all I can.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I don't know well. Actually actually the doctor told me,
man that for six months, if I drunk breast milk,
it will it will, it will put enough calcium and
stuff back into my bones that would get me back
up to seventy to eighty five percent healthy.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, I ain't got no breath.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But you know it's not it's not you Ron you
you don't you know, but you know your your wife does. Though.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Whoa, you're talking about my wife's brass.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Man. I'm not not directly, man, I'm just saying that chickens.
You know, I mean, if I had her breast milk
for like six months straight, man, I could get back
home again. Man.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh, you'll talk about a man's wife or her break
now kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm just I'm just all.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I'm for my wife's breast milk.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man. Man, I'm just asking y'all to share it for six.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Hearing no breast milk with you. Man, you got the
wrong one, man.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The wrong one, and you think your name was a
man is wrong? Man, It's wrong. I'm gone. No, We're
just talking about six months of breast milk, man, Man,
six months my wife's press milk. We was talking about
just no press milk. And I understand I ain't spress milk. Man.
I understand that. Man. But we're talking about you saving
(07:10):
a life, man, A life.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I ain't the one.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this. What if y'all
would have had twins? Man, y'all would have been prest
seeding two babies. Just mind it as if we're twins.
What the man?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I'm getting them off this phone because I don't know
who the you are.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You need to chill, oh.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Man, you need to go get on your knees, trade
at your bones, get healed or whatever. You got the
wrong number? Man, listen, Man, all I'm saying is I
got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And then I allowed to get off my man.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I just wanted to get off the phone called Kendra
and find out what gives you my number?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Because that's how you got Can I say one more saying?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Man, go ahead, go he can?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I say it? Man? That's his nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Kendra and your wife Maryland got
me to a prank phone called you Hello right run?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah, Man, y'all are good?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man? Who man? My wife? Man?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Man, Candy?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Did I get you? Man?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, y'all got me. Man, y'all got me. I got
them too. They done started something.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Hey one more day. What's the baddest radio station in
the land? Man, Man?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
It is the Steam Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Man? Wow, Man, And now you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
A week. But I know not to ask y'all for
no help. I can. I can tell y'all I think
he's lost it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Let that be lives hosted by yours truly nephew. Tell
me at the YouTube feel of this coming Sunday, May fifth.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
This is the Netflix is a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Festival cave on, says Tony Baker, Lavell Crawper, JJ Williams.
Some nephew Tommy is hosting, and the one and only
Fred Hammond in the billing. All right, ride it down, y'all,
get y'all tickets. Tickets on seal written nowtten.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is my topless
younger sister in the hot tub. What we'll get into
that right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is get this, guys, my topless younger sister
in the hot tub.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Wow, just wait till you I know who she was
in there with.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, we'll get into that in just a few because
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What you got new?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Uh? Well, it's a right here, you know this? My
bones all week, my bones a week now? Now, now,
what do you need? What do you need in order
for bones to be strong? What do you need to
strengthen calsia?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now? Now? Now? Babies, what do they have? Milk? Babies
drink milk when it right? Yeah, okay, right, Darry, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So is it all right for me to ask for
some milk?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, that ain't the best milk though, That milk ain't
the stove. Ain't the best milk.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
If you needed a grown man, you're going to a
farm where you're getting the milk.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What are you talking about? Breast milk is the best milk?
I hate you? Who note? But who said that? Though?
Who said that?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
My mother?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
My bones are week?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Mother?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You know you know what let me do this cat dog,
if you would, My bones are weak.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to speak to run.
This is run Hey, run. How you doing? It's phoony man.
How are you brothers?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm hey.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I want to congratulate man on the on the baby. Man.
I wasn't able to make it to the baby shower, man,
but I want to congratulate you on the baby, man,
and and on that man. Much success to you man,
you and the wife.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Thank you, thank you, you appreciate that fly.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah. Well, yeah, fully man, I didn't get you know,
my wife, Danita, she came to the to the to
the baby shower man, so you know, she was telling
me how nice it was, how successful it was, man.
So I just you want, you know, I wanted to
give you big ups. I heard the baby came and everything,
and I wanted to just a little girl, A little girl,
y'a hat a little girl. Yeah yeah, all right, Well
(02:28):
congratulations man, congratulations Ron. I wanted to definitely call her.
Congratulate man and.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Tody real quick. What what baby shower was your wife?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Dad?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Because we had two. We had one from my side
of the family and the one for my wife's side,
because you know, they lived different places and stuff. Man,
So which one do you think she was?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That? Probably on your wife's side, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Okay, okay, she knows my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well no, see see Danita is actually friends with with Kendren.
Now you know Kendre right.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh yeah, I know Kendre. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, she was, she was with Kendre. Okay, here she comes.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
They play cards, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, okay, yeah she she was with Kendre. Man, and
she was just telling me how successful man, how nice
it was, and you know, laid out baby shout. I
wasn't able to make it. Man, I've been a little
under the weather, bro, you know, and uh you know,
with God's help, man, I'll be able to get back
on my feet, you know what I'm saying. That's all right,
hey man, I just you know, congratulated again. Man. You know,
a beautiful baby girl. Man, that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, thank you, thank you. I'm sorry, man, better have
I just I can't told me I'm trying to remember
you and trying to place you, and I just I
can't do it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Have we met? No no, no, no, no no, no,
My bad man, I'm sorry don nah me and you
we haven't we haven't met at all. Like I say,
you know, my wife knows Kendre. They hang out, and
I guess she's she's dabbled a couple of times and
been around. You know, your wife is your wife is Maryland?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Right, Yeah, that's my wife.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, Yeah, I guess she's been been in the presence
of Maryland. Man. So you know, you know, I kind
of got your number from from my wife, man, and
she got it from Kindred. So I kind of wanted
to holler at you, you know, which went out in Merdas. Actually, man,
Like I say, Man, I've been I've been down for
a minute, you know. And I actually you know, came
(04:24):
from doctor yesterday and and my my bones, man, they
my bones are deteriorating. You know. Uh, that's that's kind
of what I'm what I've been going through, man. And
if I don't get the proper medication that I need, man,
(04:44):
then we you know it within the next three months here, dog,
it could get pretty bad. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Well, man, I'm sorry to hear.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That, brous You know.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
All I can do is streak with you, man, and
you know.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, man, the doctor told me that it is bro
o cray Man. The doctor told me, man, and you know,
if I get the right medication man, that you know,
I could get back up to seventy five eighty percent
healthy again. You know what I'm saying. So you know,
(05:23):
it's just a rare type of thing that I need
to try and get and I think that you might be.
I think you can help me.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We will be strong. Man, be strong, just man, sit down, Man.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Be strong.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Bro it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I say it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
God is with you. I pray for you. I do
all I can.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I don't know well. Actually actually the doctor told me,
man that for six months, if I drunk breast milk,
it will it will, it will put enough calcium and
stuff back into my bones that would get me back
up to seventy to eighty five percent healthy.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, I ain't got no breath.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But you know it's not it's not you Ron you
you don't you know, but you know your your wife does. Though.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Whoa, you're talking about my wife's brass.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Man. I'm not not directly, man, I'm just saying that chickens.
You know, I mean, if I had her breast milk
for like six months straight, man, I could get back
home again. Man.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Oh, you'll talk about a man's wife or her break
now kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm just I'm just all.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I'm for my wife's breast milk.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man. Man, I'm just asking y'all to share it for six.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Hearing no breast milk with you. Man, you got the
wrong one, man.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The wrong one, and you think your name was a
man is wrong? Man, It's wrong. I'm gone. No, We're
just talking about six months of breast milk, man, Man,
six months my wife's press milk. We was talking about
just no press milk. And I understand I ain't spress milk. Man.
I understand that. Man. But we're talking about you saving
(07:10):
a life, man, A life.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I ain't the one.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this. What if y'all
would have had twins? Man, y'all would have been prest
seeding two babies. Just mind it as if we're twins.
What the man?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I'm getting them off this phone because I don't know
who the you are.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You need to chill, oh.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Man, you need to go get on your knees, trade
at your bones, get healed or whatever. You got the
wrong number? Man, listen, Man, all I'm saying is I
got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And then I allowed to get off my man.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I just wanted to get off the phone called Kendra
and find out what gives you my number?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Because that's how you got Can I say one more saying?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Man, go ahead, go he can?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I say it? Man? That's his nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Kendra and your wife Maryland got
me to a prank phone called you Hello right run?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah, Man, y'all are good?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man? Who man? My wife? Man?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Man, Candy?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Did I get you? Man?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, y'all got me. Man, y'all got me. I got
them too. They done started something.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Hey one more day. What's the baddest radio station in
the land? Man, Man?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
It is the Steam Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Man? Wow, Man, And now you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
A week. But I know not to ask y'all for
no help. I can. I can tell y'all I think
he's lost it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Let that be lives hosted by yours truly nephew. Tell
me at the YouTube feel of this coming Sunday, May fifth.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
This is the Netflix is a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Festival cave on, says Tony Baker, Lavell Crawper, JJ Williams.
Some nephew Tommy is hosting, and the one and only
Fred Hammond in the billing. All right, ride it down, y'all,
get y'all tickets. Tickets on seal written nowtten.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is my topless
younger sister in the hot tub. What we'll get into
that right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show
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